WWE Raw 4/21 Thread featuring the King of Swing, Mr. “Yes!” Man, and some possible shenanigans

[Emperor Smeat]

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Oh, how times have changed. When last we saw Daniel Bryan, he was celebrating a career-defining WWE World Heavyweight Championship win at WrestleMania 30 and a series of defiant victories over The Authority. Now, the honeymoon has seemingly ended in many ways for the newly wedded Bryan, who returns to a WWE Universe where monsters dwell and Evolution rules all. What awaits the “Yes!” Man and the rest of the roster less than two weeks before Extreme Rules? WWE.com offers an early glimpse at things to come.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Intercontinental Title Tournament continues while the US Title fades away from existance like the photo in Back to the Future <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RAWTonight&amp;src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/458333815707295745">April 21, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Corndad]

Bryan wrestling tonight after the passing of his father. Dedication to the craft is all I can say. Dude deserve a huge ovation tonight.

[ClockShot]

Almost 8 and still some daylight outside. God I love springtime.

Evening boys and girls.

[Corndad]

Evolution is a mystery...

[el bobbo]

Adapt of perish, that is evolution...

Not according to my bible.

[McLegend]

They are ignoring the fact that Ric Flair was in Evolution.

[Corndad]

Dude deserves a medal for just being out there. Gotta be rough.

[ClockShot]

And we open with the happy couple?

Pretty sure I ain't watching The Newlywed Game.

[el bobbo]

Kane's hair grows back fast.

[Bad News Gertner]

I hope there's a Tittie Honking Match tonight

[ClockShot]

Never thought a beatdown would be this boring.

[Crimson]

All of a sudden Kane is a threat again

[KaosDarksol]

Well my stream is like a minute or two behind but at least it's good quality.

[Crimson]

Cole and Stephanie were annoying

[Theo Dious]

All of a sudden Kane is a threat again

Meh. Didn't set anyone on fire, didn't shock any testes.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I imagine Kane was always going to attack Bryan on this show, and they just made it more vicious to give Bryan the time off to deal with his father's passing. Would be surprised if we see him again before Extreme Rules.</font>

[ClockShot]

Faster guys. You know, life's in danger and all.

[Corndad]

C'mon Barrett.

[KaosDarksol]

At least Kane's tombstones looked more believable than the undertaker's at mania

[ClockShot]

YEA!

[el bobbo]

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[Cool King]

Queen of the United Kingdom and the other Commonwealth realms, JBL.

Not just England.

[slik]

Finally, Kane built up like a legit threat again.

TEAM BARRETT.

[Fenix122]

JBL...everyone kicks out of white noise

[Cool King]

I'm sure Sheamus' close up expression there will be a gif in no time.

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[el bobbo]

FUCK YEAH #BNB

[slik]

YES

BARRETT

:)

[Corndad]

Barrett Wins!!!

[Cool King]

This result pleases me.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Barrett. Match was pretty good.

[el bobbo]

I did not think that was going to happen.

[ClockShot]

Heh. Barrett still trying to get the "bad news" chant to take off.

In time...

[Dark One]

Holy shit. Barrett beat Sheamus?

[Lock Jaw]

Good News Everyone!

Bad News Barrett won!!

[Lock Jaw]

But I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS for you.... he is probably jobbing to whoever wins between Cesaro/RVD.... which better be Cesaro.

[el bobbo]

#BOLIEVE

[Cool King]

Ryder's on Raw!

[ClockShot]

What's with this random flashback?

[KaosDarksol]

But I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS for you.... he is probably jobbing to whoever wins between Cesaro/RVD.... which better be Cesaro.

Well it won't be a complete squash and we can hope barrett still has a good showing

[ClockShot]

Oh. Nevermind. Disregard last post.

[Lock Jaw]

Next week on RAW, they should have Hugh Jackman going around like "Hey, where's my buddy, major superstar Zack Ryder?" and everybody will just be like "Who? Zack Ryder? I don't know who you're talking about..."

[Cool King]

#cenaall

[Lock Jaw]

I like the spotlights under the ramp lighting Rowan and Harper. Stuff like this is why WWE is #1.

[el bobbo]

The first time Bray Wyatt was struck with truth...

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/08/RAW_1056_Photo_203.jpg

[ClockShot]

3 on 1 and Cena still wins.

Wanna see the curveball and just have Luke Harper go solo.

[Droford]

Bray mentions change after the Bo Dallas change promo..hmm

[owenbrown]

HEY WWE UNIVERSE, YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHO JOHN CENA BURIES TONIGHT!

A. LUKE HARPER
B. LUKE HARPER & ERICK ROWAN
OR C. LUKE HARPER, ERICK ROWAN, & BRAY WYATT

VOTE NOW ON THE WWE APP BECAUSE WE SAY SO!

R.I.P BRAY WYATT'S CAREER

[Cool King]

The spotlights under the ramps just reminds me of Bohemian Rhapsody.

http://www.philsbook.com/sarm_files/bohemian-rhapsody.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Bray Wyatt so damn good

[Emperor Smeat]

Bray is amazing.

[Cool King]

So far tonight, the only Face that's had the crowd behind them is Bryan.

Sheamus had the majority of the crowd boo him, and the Heels that are Barrett and Wyatt have had the crowd firmly behind them.

[Lock Jaw]

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Why does Barrett turn his elbow pad inside out for the bullhammer? Is it supposed to make it hurt more, or is it just a "calling card"?

[slik]

Hornswoggle/El Torito bloodfeud.

[Lock Jaw]

FEAR THE BULL, MAGGLE!!!

[el bobbo]

Hahaha. What are these teams doing on RAW? I'm not complaining.

[Cool King]

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Why does Barrett turn his elbow pad inside out for the bullhammer? Is it supposed to make it hurt more, or is it just a "calling card"?

Doesn't he roll his elbow pad down a bit, so that his elbow is exposed?

Or at least that's what he used to do anyway.

[ClockShot]

Oh boy. 'Swog's gonna be shoved down our throats for the next few weeks to promote Leprechaun.

God help us.

[Innovator]

MIDGET STRONG STYLE!

[Dark One]

Three-and-a-half Man Band.

[Lock Jaw]

Super Porky needs to come out and bring back the Minis Division. The time is ripe.

[Droford]

Can't believe it took this long into the kid friendly pg era for midget wrestling to come back

[Cool King]

It feels like everything Hornswoggle get's involved with becomes unbearable/boring to watch, and I like 3MB and Los Matadores. :(

[slik]

Too bad Rey got injured or we could have had a Torito/Hornswoggle/Mysterio triple threat

[Lock Jaw]

Bring back Mini Vader and Mini Mankind

[Innovator]

Wait, how is that not a dq?

[Dark One]

Super Porky needs to come out and bring back the Minis Division. The time is ripe.

Forget that.

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/y-b5K4DZ1i8/hqdefault.jpg

Bring back Miniboogey!

[Cool King]

Super Porky needs to come out and bring back the Minis Division. The time is ripe.

Only if he brings his ham!

[Emperor Smeat]

Bring back Mini Vader and Mini Mankind

and mini Bret Hart

[Lock Jaw]

Just found out that Mini Vader apparently worked as "El Torito".

[Innovator]

Put your jacket on Randy, you hippie

[slik]

Flair is in the limo too, he's just too wasted to crawl out

[owenbrown]

So much for Drew McIntyre's career as well :wavesad: #futureendeavored

[KaosDarksol]

Next week on RAW, they should have Hugh Jackman going around like "Hey, where's my buddy, major superstar Zack Ryder?" and everybody will just be like "Who? Zack Ryder? I don't know who you're talking about..."

I'm wondering is Batista going to be a special guest host to promote Guardians of the Galaxy and word with under card people

[Heisenberg]

Bout fucking time, Evolution!!!!

[slik]

Batista lookin' sharp tonight.

[el bobbo]

Business Douche Batista > Bro Douche Batista

[ClockShot]

Uh oh. Someone's a bit raspy.

[Cool King]

Did something crawl down Triple H's throat and die?

[ClockShot]

Anyone got a Ricola?

[owenbrown]

did Triple H smoke about 4 cartons of cigarettes before cutting this promo?

[Dark One]

It's really cool how they have then > now clips in their new Tron.

[Lock Jaw]

Did something crawl down Triple H's throat and die?

Steph got a bit rough

[rockman725]

They keep using the term "faction" which I never really heard them use much on TV in the past if ever at all. Makes me wonder...how much of Evolution reforming is legit booking & storytelling versus shameless plugging for the Greatest Factions DVD/Blu Ray!?!

[Lock Jaw]

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[ClockShot]

Hmmm. Looking at this video, all these guys had hair.

[Theo Dious]

Batista lookin' sharp tonight.

Evolution at their most Horsemen.

[owenbrown]

I think someone needs to check on the welfare of Nowhere Man right now :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

HHH looks so SAWFT back in the old Evolution days compared to what he is now.

[Cool King]

This video is making me miss those days when Evolution was first kicking.

Good times. The roster was pretty good too.

[ClockShot]

LET'S GET IT ON!

[slik]

Randy Orton shouldn't have worn pants.

Feel like Oxofrd shirt tucked into tights would be his best look.

[el bobbo]

Anyone got a Ricola?

Cesaro probably.

[Theo Dious]

It's kind of interesting when you think about it; Evolution when it began was the past (Flair,) present (HHH,) and future (Orton & Batista.) Now Evolution is the past (HHH) and present (Orton and Batista) and The Shield is the future.

[#1-norm-fan]

What is WWE's obsession with Hugh Jackman? Like... I realize he's a pretty big celebrity to have on Raw. But they seem to be more obsessed with him than any other star who could bring mainstream attention. The guy was the "social media ambassador" of WrestleMania and he tweeted like... 2 things about it. lol

[Cool King]

Rollins has gotten better on the mic since he debuted.

[#1-norm-fan]

You know what I'd like to see? Flair comes back to join Evolution and manage them at Extreme Rules... and Hogan backs Evolution as the future and is in their corner for the match. Would be a fucking ridiculous rub for them especially if the show ends with them standing tall over Evolution.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope The Shield wins at Extreme Rules. They could use the win after failing to beat the Wyatt Family.

[owenbrown]

Hammer sadly don't beat shovels, Rollins

[Theo Dious]

What is WWE's obsession with Hugh Jackman? Like... I realize he's a pretty big celebrity to have on Raw. But they seem to be more obsessed with him than any other star who could bring mainstream attention. The guy was the "social media ambassador" and he tweeted like... 2 things about it. lol

From what I've heard he's super passionate about and respectful of the business. He also has massive star power and never gets himself into any kind of negative shit. Basically he has everything WWE loves in a celebrity.

[Droford]

It'd the EPA..the Evolution Protection Agency

[Cool King]

Triple H takes his mask off to reveal he's really Jake The Snake.

[#1-norm-fan]

AWW SHIT! Fandango joins Evolution! GAME OVER!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

every heel is in Evolution now. They should have all come out in suits.

[Jura]

It's kind of interesting when you think about it; Evolution when it began was the past (Flair,) present (HHH,) and future (Orton & Batista.) Now Evolution is the past (HHH) and present (Orton and Batista) and The Shield is the future.
That doesn't fit unless Roman turns on The Shield and joins Evolution or Ambrose/Rollins turn on Reigns and joins Evolution.

[ClockShot]

And the faces fail to come to the Shield's side again.

[rockman725]

I wonder how stiff those kicks & punches will be on Rollins for dropping the "Hollywood commitments" line. Gonna wish he didn't say that.

[Theo Dious]

Triple H takes his mask off to reveal he's really John Laurenitis.

[owenbrown]

the burial shovels out in full force tonight

[Emperor Smeat]

And the faces fail to come to the Shield's side again.

Too busy getting food at catering

[Malfeitor]

Excited to see The Shield and Evolution lock up. Let's see Cesaro/RVD already.

[Optimus Bone 69]

is Kane the only guy ever who no matter what can come back as a "credible threat"

[owenbrown]

Rybaxel going for the tag titles?

[Cool King]

I would really like to see RybAxel as Tag Champs.

[ClockShot]

Awww. Gotta root for the Rhodes Warriors in this match.

[James Steele]

is Kane the only guy ever who no matter what can come back as a "credible threat"

Yes.

[el bobbo]

Ryback is a treat on commentary.

[Jura]

Axback

[Optimus Bone 69]

Yes.

i like your style your hired :y:

[ClockShot]

And now comes the end of the Rhodes Warriors.

[Droford]

Rhodes breakup commence as n afterthought

[slik]

Curtis seems like an introvert who forgot to have an internal monologue.

Nothing there.

[Cool King]

"Tag Team Bronze" more like, Cole.

[ClockShot]

NO! NOT ANOTHER SLAM CITY PROMO!

[Droford]

Worlds strongest penguin man

[McLegend]

I love how Ryback and Curtis Axel's gimmick is just to be douchebags.

[slik]

Heinous penguin attack

[Cool King]

"And look at Mark Henry, he's talking to a penguin!"

I'd never though I'd hear that in my life.

[slik]

Layla works better with Fandango than Summer Rae.

[Cool King]

Still not really "feeling" Emma. :-\

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>How the fuck long is this feud going to last?</font>

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>How the fuck long is this feud going to last?</font>

Until Summer Rae has finished filming her scenes, I'm guessing.

[#1-norm-fan]

Layla works better with Fandango than Summer Rae.

Layla works better period than Summer Rae.

She's just... just great.

[ClockShot]

:nono:

[Cool King]

I'm now expecting the two cobras to kiss at some point in the future.

[Droford]

Oh..snake

[owenbrown]

VOTE NOW TO WATCH WHICH MEMBER(S) OF THE WYATT FAMILY GET FUTURE ENDEAVORED THIS WEEK

[#1-norm-fan]

<font color=goldenrod>How the fuck long is this feud going to last?</font>

Hopefully forever. As long as the two most charismatic fuckers in the company are intertwined with each other, they aren't being horribly used to job to some hack and I can just pretend they're fighting for the world title for all times.

[owenbrown]

I wonder if snakeboss liked that segment with Santino and Emma? :shifty:

[Tazz Dan]

Still not really "feeling" Emma. :-\

Are there any Diva's you do like?

[slik]

Have grown to despise Santino.

Poor Layla and Fandango (and Emma, whose better than that)

[Cool King]

Are there any Diva's you do like?

Yes. Many.

[#1-norm-fan]

Have grown to despise Santino.

Hey, fuck you. He works with what he's got. And he does the job he's booked to do as well as anyone.

[Theo Dious]

And the faces fail to come to the Shield's side again.

Why the fuck would they come to the aid of the guys who very recently worked as the Authority's guard dogs?

[Tazz Dan]

Yes. Many.

Okay. I feel Like all I see is 'I hate AJ' or 'I hate Paige' or 'Fuck wwe diva's'.

[Corndad]

Emma gotta get away from Santino at some point right?

[#1-norm-fan]

Heard Michael Cole throwing it to Renee Young just now as "We now go to Mae Young..." I had hope.

[Cool King]

Okay. I feel Like all I see is 'I hate AJ' or 'I hate Paige' or 'Fuck wwe diva's'.

C'mon man, I've never said the latter. :(

[Lock Jaw]

Am I the only one who thinks that Summer Rae was a better fit with Fandango?

[Lock Jaw]

Cool King only likes the males

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[Fenix122]

Hey Cesaro has music now

[Cool King]

It's <s>Perry Saturn!</s> Cesaro!

[Lock Jaw]

Well. This Cesaro theme sure is crappy.

[Emperor Smeat]

Odd choice for music.

[ClockShot]

Sweet music. They should keep that air raid siren continuously blaring, though.

[#1-norm-fan]

Hmm... Not sure how I feel about this new Cesaro theme...

[Droford]

If it didn't say cessaro I'd have thought Evan Bourne was back

[Lock Jaw]

Old theme was much better. Should have either gone back to it, or beat Jack Swagger for the rights to use the Real Americans music just because "he likes it".

[Cool King]

Cool King only likes the males

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[Lock Jaw]

HOW DARE THEY DIP TO BLACK WHILE PAUL HEYMAN IS SPEAKING

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: commercial break right in the middle of Heyman's promo

[Fenix122]

Lol heyman cutoff

[Droford]

Lol they cut heyman off

[ClockShot]

They just cut to a commercial?

[owenbrown]

how DARE THEY cut off Paul Heyman!!!

[owenbrown]

P.S. fuck you Lock Jaw lol

[#1-norm-fan]

Thought Taker was gonna come out there.

What the fuck just happened.

IN YOUR HOUSE: BEWARE OF DOG 2???

[Lock Jaw]

Sinking realization that RVD is next... Hopefully Cesaro can carry him... by which I mean uppercut the sh*t out of him....

[RVDmark]

I demand Heyman!

[ClockShot]

Still talking.

[owenbrown]

lol Paul "Broken Record" Heyman

[Malfeitor]

This is some bullshit. I want my Heyman promo!

[Cool King]

As much as I like RVD, I don't think he'll win.

But I do look forward to a possible Cesaro/Barrett match. :y:

[#1-norm-fan]

lol wait. That commercial break was intentional? What? lol

[Lock Jaw]

MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

[Lock Jaw]

MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

[Corndad]

Heyman is amazing. Even when just saying the same stuff over and over. Entertaining as hell.

[Lock Jaw]

MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

[Lock Jaw]

MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

[Lock Jaw]

MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

[#1-norm-fan]

I didn't catch WrestleMania. Did Paul Heyman's client Brock Lesnar conquer The Undertaker's undefeated streak?

[Lock Jaw]

MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

[slik]

Paul Heyman's CM Punk impression was glorious.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh okay. Thanks.

[slik]

Hope Cesaro wins this, Barrett vs. Cesaro would be grand

[#1-norm-fan]

I figured it was a foregone conclusion that Cesaro was gonna win this tournament and go on to become IC champ. Going heel vs heel in the finals instead of Cesaro getting a big win over a guy like Sheamus to win the tournament seems odd though.

[#1-norm-fan]

However RVD winning it and feuding with Cesaro and Heyman over the IC Title would feel like such a great, classic fucking mid-card title feud.

[dronepool]

Great match, damn.

[Cool King]

Wow, I can't remember the last time I saw a Tiger Bomb in a WWE match.

[owenbrown]

fuck you Swagger

[slik]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Lock Jaw]

Fastest I have ever seen a ref count for a countout...

Also, that was probably one of the worst Cesaro matches I have seen.

[Cool King]

RVD wins!

Isn't that great Lock Jaw?

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL. Ref doesn't even question why Cesaro went from throwing RVD into the ring to writhing around in pain on the floor.

[ClockShot]

Really? It ends like that?

That sucks.

[Malfeitor]

Bullshit. I love RVD but damn is he sloppy as of late.

[Lock Jaw]

I hate the nickname "The King of Swing". Makes me think that he should have some sort of musician gimmick.

[slik]

Hope this means Barrett wins the IC Title

[owenbrown]

Bad News Barrett all the way

[#1-norm-fan]

They probably shouldn't have a theme that has a sound that sounds exactly like a fire alarm.

[Lock Jaw]

The siren in Cesaro's theme reminds me of the siren in MONDAY NITRO's theme

[Jura]

I hate the nickname "The King of Swing". Makes me think that he should have some sort of musician gimmick.

Or him and his girl sleeping with other couples.

[ClockShot]

So I'm guessing it's Cena vs. whoever wins the poll as the main event?

[owenbrown]

John Cena in an uphill battle.... BULLSHIT!

[Lock Jaw]

Hopefully RVD was just brought back to be fed to Bad News Barrett in the IC Title Tournament, and he will go away afterwards.

[Cool King]

I hate the nickname "The King of Swing". Makes me think that he should have some sort of musician gimmick.

Yeah, I get what you mean.

Maybe "The King Of The Swing" would be better. Make it sort of a play on King Of The Ring and all that.

[dronepool]

RVD! RVD! RVD! RVD!

[Cool King]

Hopefully RVD was just brought back to be fed to Bad News Barrett in the IC Title Tournament, and he will go away afterwards.

Most likely will happen actually.

I can really see Barrett winning next week.

[#1-norm-fan]

John Cena in an uphill battle.... BULLSHIT!

Has Daniel Bryan's "uphill battle" for the better part of a year bothered you too, owenbrown?

[Lock Jaw]

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Great theme

[#1-norm-fan]

Ouch... RVD cutting deep.

[Jura]

Yeah, I get what you mean.

Maybe "The King Of The Swing" would be better. Make it sort of a play on King Of The Ring and all that.

Sounds like a playground gimmick.

[Lock Jaw]

Aksana! I think this is one diva that Cool King likes.

[Cool King]

Oh good, a Paige match.

Great timing. I'm needing to take a dump.

brb, guys.

[Cool King]

Aksana! I think this is one diva that Cool King likes.

I do, aye.

[Lock Jaw]

I like Paige's theme.

[Lock Jaw]

That drawing of Paige on that sign is cracking me up

[Lock Jaw]

Don't know if Aksana is always this tanned, but she just looks ridiculous next to Paige.

[Jura]

So are they treating SD matches as a rehearsal for live matches on the following Raw?

[Lock Jaw]

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[Dark One]

"Veteran move by Aksana."

Really? I don't even know how to handle that.

[Cool King]

Paige won. I am shocked. :|

[Lock Jaw]

Bla bla bla bla bla OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH bla bla bla bla bla bla.... I like Paige's theme.

[Cool King]

Swagger vs Cesaro?

Damn, I thought that would be saved for Extreme Rules.

[Lock Jaw]

Probably some shenanigans, leading to a rematch at Extreme Rules with Heymand and Colter in cages ringside. Robocop will come out and save Paul Heyman.

[Emperor Smeat]

The one from the new movie or the classic one?

[Cool King]

Probably some shenanigans, leading to a rematch at Extreme Rules with Heymand and Colter in cages ringside. Robocop will come out and save Paul Heyman.

I'd watch that. That would be PPV money well spent.

[Cool King]

The one from the new movie or the classic one?

Both. Then they would have a match.

[Lock Jaw]

New one saves Heyman, old one saves Zeb

[Lock Jaw]

Lana's Long Legs

[el bobbo]

Lana's skirt is a little north of the knee. #smut #pornography #BeAStar

[Cool King]

The lovely Lana.

[Corndad]

Rocky IV Time, Bitches. R-Truth or Xavier playing the part of Apollo Creed in the first match in Vegas.

[Cool King]

Pissed off at my stream.

It died when Lana came out.

[Corndad]

Or Sin Cara.

[#1-norm-fan]

Lana became way hotter to me when I found out she's actually American and her accent is fake. The fact that she's actually playing a full-on character and doing it well... hot.

[Tazz Dan]

I'm going to start banning people who speak badly of RVD. Starting with Lock Jaw.

[el bobbo]

What's up with Rusev not wearing shoes?

[KIRA]

I gotta be honest this dude BORES me and by "everyone in his path" Cole means Xavier Woods

[Lock Jaw]

RVD so terrible...

[#1-norm-fan]

I'm glad Damien Sandow could be used to make Sin Cara look good a few weeks ago so that Sin Cara could be used to make Russev look good this week.

[Jura]

Fucking hot crowd tonight

[owenbrown]

oh look, time for the Wyatt Family to extensively job to Cena

[Cool King]

#cenaall

[owenbrown]

wow I am so shocked :roll:

[owenbrown]

#WyattFamilyburied

[Tazz Dan]

RVD so terrible...

Liking Christian.... That's a paddlin'
Being Asian.... That's a paddlin'
Hating on RVD.... That's a permabannin'

[Tazz Dan]

oh look, time for the Wyatt Family to extensively job to Cena

Owen. If you keep complaining, I will delete your posts.

[Tazz Dan]

#modabuse

[Tazz Dan]

#PornHubNoLimit