Some Dude Presents: The Raw 6-30-14 Thread

[Dark One]

Don't see one, so hey.

BO-ners and Briefcases!

Also:
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[Lock Jaw]

Welcome to the longest running weekly episodic show on television!

[Dark One]

Welcome to the longest running weekly episodic show on television!

Starring VINTAGE DEMON KANE.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hartford Whalers sign. :y:

[owenbrown]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/723/497/5df.gif

[Mercenary]

Cant wait to see my rep sheet after tonight cause of sad pissy wrestling fans, and sad fuck Bobby holly

[RVDmark]

Evening all, we do it live on Monday nights MAGGLE!

[el bobbo]

I just want one person to throw a beer cup at Cena. That would for sure start a chain reaction.

[owenbrown]

can we do a welfare check on Nowhere Man?

[Lock Jaw]

That man.... is me!

[owenbrown]

oh look John can count to 6

[el bobbo]

Here comes Cena riding on the coattails of Daniel Bryan's popularity.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They sucking up to him heavy.

[Lock Jaw]

Cena confused by this announcement. Like "What the hell are video games?"

[Polybius]

At least they're getting this all out of the way....

[Lock Jaw]

Would have laughed if the Russian flag fell down instead of the video game cover

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Cena being all confused right now.

[road doggy dogg]

DOCTOR OF THUGANOMICS

[Cool King]

Triple H. :lol:

[Dark One]

Triple H is the King of Kings of the Street.

[road doggy dogg]

FATAL FOURWAY MATCH

[el bobbo]

Will Cena overcome the odds in this fatal-fourway match?

[Lock Jaw]

THE DEMON KANE

[owenbrown]

Jesus Christ, just make it fucking obvious that Super Cena will retain at Battleground

[Cool King]

The Demon Kane.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait why is Triple H being nice to Reigns with that title match spot. Thought he really hated Reigns along with Ambrose.

[Lock Jaw]

Why would Triple H put Roman Reigns into a title match? Makes no sense. Should have booked a triple threat/handicap match.

[Savio]

The B is for Brock.

[Evil Vito]

Wait why is Triple H being nice to Reigns with that title match spot. Thought he really hated Reigns along with Ambrose.

<font color=goldenrod>We're not supposed to remember that.</font>

[el bobbo]

Mr. Money in the Bank sounds like

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4145d1f7dfe3ec77c3e7cf88af8581a2/tumblr_mjoj5xRnv41s4q3q6o1_1280.jpg

[owenbrown]

There isn't enough alcohol in the entire universe to make me like this Raw tonight

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>We're not supposed to remember that.</font>

Remember what?

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/zfN7eGO.png

[Lock Jaw]

Mr. Money in the Bank sounds like

http://25.media.tumblr.com/4145d1f7dfe3ec77c3e7cf88af8581a2/tumblr_mjoj5xRnv41s4q3q6o1_1280.jpg

Think about that every single time they say Mr. Money in the Bank. Especially sometimes when they said something like "who will win Mr. Money in the Bank"..... just want Jason Bateman to pop up and say "We just call it Money in the Bank, buddy"

[Lock Jaw]

Oh look. RVD. Perfect time to go make my dinner.

[Cool King]

Now, whenever I see RVD, I immediately think of Lock Jaw.

[KaosDarksol]

So I read that people were trying to cancel their network subscriptions after last night and I'm just wondering if their was an outcome to the main event that people wouldn't have negatively overreacted to. If Kane helped Orton win people wouldn't have been happy. If Kane won people wouldn't be happy. People would have found any excuse to not be happy with that match.

[Mercenary]

RVD here to job quicker than Bob Holly in a crowd

[Cool King]

I'm with JBL. Who wears pyjamas?

[KaosDarksol]

RVD matches seriously bore me. I thought maybe I would enjoy his match with Neville but that was pretty boring too.

[BigCrippyZ]

Damn, that woman was getting nailed. I don't think that's an appropriate commercial for kids. :rofl:

[Savio]

If Kane won people wouldn't be happy.
I would be happy

[Savio]

How long until some kid tries a curb stomp on their friend?

[Cool King]

If Kane won people wouldn't be happy.

I would be happy

[Mercenary]

I see my number 1 fan is here to neg rep every post I make. In a fit of jealous rage

[el bobbo]

Do they realize how fucking violent a curb stomp actually is? I don't care, but they might.

[Mercenary]

Well I hope he has a Nice Day!

[el bobbo]

From one scumbag to another...

[Dark One]

Long live the Tittymaster.

[GD]

I love the Dean Ambrose - Seth Rollins saga.

[el bobbo]

Fuck, they've done all of these matches before, just last week.

[RVDmark]

To obscurity and beyond...

[GD]

John Cena is clearly a Samoa Joe mark.

[BigCrippyZ]

Yet another awesome promo by Ambrose. Rollins promos are getting better too.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Heh, imagine if they actually had Ambrose stick to that threat the whole next year. Stops Rollins from cashing in every single time he makes a surprise run-in. June 2015 rolls around and Rollins is panicking as his contract expires soon and he needs to find a way to get rid of Ambrose.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

Rusev! So much more interesting than RVD!

[KIRA]

I swear when Ambrose goes full heel I'll never stop smiling...unless

And yeah that curb stomp has "try me at home" written all over it

[Lock Jaw]

Dry tea, dry tea

[el bobbo]

#LanasAss

[Lock Jaw]

Love Lana. Keeps getting better.

[owenbrown]

and now.... World War III (not the WCW pay per view) starring Vince McMahon and his creative team.

[Dark One]

http://herbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/vladimir_putin_51.jpg

[RVDmark]

Who did Lana Sass?

[owenbrown]

way to cause an international incident, Vince :roll:

[KIRA]

Its hard to argue with some of the points she makes.

and I'm starting to think Vince has something of a boner for Putin.

[RVDmark]

Is Putin a polite way of saying shit can?

[Lock Jaw]

SWAGGER!!! YESSSSS!!!!!

[Cool King]

Swagger!?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh shit Swagger time.

[el bobbo]

YES!!!

[KaosDarksol]

I would be happy

Well yeah of course some people would be happy. I was happy that Cena won because it meant Randy Orton didn't win.

[Dark One]

Oh shit. Is it finally happening?

[KIRA]

Swagger face turn...

[owenbrown]

wait what?! aren't they heels?!

[Theo Dious]

About time this happened.

[RVDmark]

Swagger being fed to Rusev as punishment for injuring BNB?

[Theo Dious]

"If that is your real name!"

God Zeb is awesome.

[el bobbo]

USA USA USA

[KaosDarksol]

too bad swagger isn't sporting his awesome new shirt

[KIRA]

Y'know Zeb can still pull the immigration shtick here

[Theo Dious]

Swagger being fed to Rusev as punishment for injuring BNB?

:roll:

[Theo Dious]

Y'know Zeb can still pull the immigration shtick here

Yeah especially after what our cocksucking president has been up to.

[Cool King]

I would love it if Swagger beats Rusev.

[Savio]

Whoa swagger chant?

[Cool King]

Let's go Swagger chants.

Awesome!

[Heisenberg]

Got a real patriotic hardon rn

[Lock Jaw]

A+ segment

[KaosDarksol]

we all know Rusev's undefeated streak will get beaten by Mr America... or Juan Cena

[Corndad]

Swagger! Bring back the Eagle!!

[GD]

My life has peaked. Jack Swagger is a face now.

[owenbrown]

can someone PLEASE strip the titles off Super Cena, Sheamus, and the Usos

[el bobbo]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>“<a href="https://twitter.com/ShaneHelmsCom">@ShaneHelmsCom</a>: Swagger is legit. He could beat the bloody hell out of 99% of the business.” I heard he does. :-)</p>&mdash; Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) <a href="https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/statuses/483774085646655488">July 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>WE. THE PEOPLE!!!</font>

[BigCrippyZ]

I know it's a long shot but I'm kinda hoping maybe we might get a Kurt Angle return against Rusev/Lana at some point.

[KaosDarksol]

those shirts are gonna fly with swagger as a face

[Cool King]

Looking forward to seeing much more Swagger in the future now.

[Cool King]

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[Innovator]

wait what?! aren't they heels?!

Billy, that is what we call a 'face turn'.

[GD]

http://i.minus.com/iYU0vRufWukcm.gif

[Dark One]

wait what?! aren't they heels?!

Yes. But more importantly, THEY'RE MURICAN.

[Lock Jaw]

UUUUUUCCCCCCEEEEEEEE!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

USSSSSSS

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Cool King]

http://i.minus.com/iYU0vRufWukcm.gif

Swaggie time will never be over.

In my heart.

[Cool King]

To be honest, I don't really have much interest in anyone in this match. :-\

[Theo Dious]

When Bray opens his eyes really wide like that he totally turns into Hillbilly Jim.

[Lock Jaw]

Love the visual of the cell phones so much...

[owenbrown]

I am sick of the Usos being tag champs already

[Lock Jaw]

To be honest, I don't really have much interest in anyone in this match. :-\

Latest in the Cool King Hates Everyone saga

[GD]

http://www.sportzin.com/forums/uploads/U15-1234780656.gif

[Cool King]

I am sick of the Usos being tag champs already

RybAxel for Tag Team Champions.

[Dark One]

I love the phone light thing.

[Cool King]

Latest in the Cool King Hates Everyone saga

I never said I hated them.

[owenbrown]

DIDN'T THEY JUST FUCKING GET BACK FROM COMMERCIAL?! :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

[KIRA]

Yeah especially after what our cocksucking president has been up to.

Eh, we're all here via someone immigrating IMO my parents are from South Africa for example.

iI just meant I understand what Zeb and Jack's gimmick entails and that would've been a perfect time to use it not going the full blown face route (I hate that)

[Mercenary]

RybAxel for Tag Team Champions.

god no

[Lock Jaw]

Usos are amazing and should hold the titles for a long time yet. Especially since once they lose, WWE will immediately start jobbing them out and doing nothing with them. Can't even run their usual "team jobs a bunch and then splits up in an angle that benefits neither member" route because of the twin thing.... so they'll just job them until they become completely irrelevant.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Somebody behind me in Money in the Bank said that Curtis Axel's new singlet made him look like a drag queen.

[Droford]

I love the phone light thing.

I wanted to do it last week but I couldn't figure out how to get the led to light on my phone

[Mercenary]

Usos are amazing and should hold the titles for a long time yet. Especially since once they lose, WWE will immediately start jobbing them out and doing nothing with them. Can't even run their usual "team jobs a bunch and then splits up in an angle that benefits neither member" route because of the twin thing.... so they'll just job them until they become completely irrelevant.


After last night they can keep this feud going for a few months. That match was great

[Dark One]

I wanted to do it last week but I couldn't figure out how to get the led to light on my phone

You can't be part of the family, then. Sorry.

[Cool King]

Somebody behind me in Money in the Bank said that Curtis Axel's new doublet made him look like a drag queen.

I wonder what kind of drag queens that guy has seen.

[GD]

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[Mercenary]

Somebody behind me in Money in the Bank said that Curtis Axel's new doublet made him look like a drag queen.


we were all wanting that match to end in my section

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I wanted to do it last week but I couldn't figure out how to get the led to light on my phone

I just pushed a button and showed the white of my screen. Didn't really know to really do it.

[Cool King]

Maybe this match with lead to Bray going after the United States Championship.

[KIRA]

I love how these matches obligate normally grounded wrestlers to jump off something

[GD]

Maybe this match with lead to Bray going after the United States Championship.

:nono:

[Droford]

I just pushed a button and showed the white of my screen. Didn't really know to really do it.

I dl'ed an app called torch that's just a big lightbulb on the screen you press. Will have it for RAW in Baltimore in September with my Sheep mask.

[Cool King]

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http://i.imgur.com/rlEGA.gif



http://oi55.tinypic.com/jr91xu.jpg

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/07e8ec2b50b2e8c29f26ae5302cf53be/163%20-%20crown%20jack_swagger%20macro%20swaggie_time%20wwe.jpg

[owenbrown]

a JBL chant? really?

[GD]

Calm down, owenbrown.

[Wehttam]

I just pushed a button and showed the white of my screen. Didn't really know to really do it.lol of course

[Droford]

Supposedly Bret is showing up at RAW next week in Montreal.. should be interesting

[Corndad]

That was a pretty great match fellas

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good 6-man match.

[Lock Jaw]

Love The Usos. Love Sheamus. Love The Wyatt Family.

[KaosDarksol]

doesn't seem like the wyatts and usos feud is ending anytime soon

[GD]

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/productimage/500/583/keep-calm-and-owen-brown.png

[Droford]

I guess its...Woooooooooo

[Cool King]

Soooo, The Miz then?

[Corndad]

Ready to....

Break the Walls down?

[Lock Jaw]

It's Sting

[Droford]

Should be Vince

[Cool King]

Calm down, owenbrown.

Put that on a T-Shirt and you'll have your first in a long range of TPWW Merchandise. :y:

[Emperor Smeat]

If its Jericho, wonder if he also brings the blinky jacket.

[Cool King]

Ready to....

Break the Walls down?

"Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Daniel House.

Y2J, Chris Jericho!"

[Lock Jaw]

It's Lenny Lane

[GD]

"Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Daniel House.

Y2J, Chris Jericho!"

:love:

[Dark One]

The returning champion?

http://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-great-khali-latest-wallpapers-2012-15-2206956.jpg

To promote the Blu-Ray release of his movie.
http://www.hindi-movie.org/images/kushti-2010.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

It's The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea

[GD]

The returning champion?

http://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-great-khali-latest-wallpapers-2012-15-2206956.jpg

I am pretty sure that he was never a WWE Champion.

[Jura]

THE DEMON KANYE

[Lock Jaw]

Seriously though, it better be CHRISTIAN

[Droford]

I'm not a Bo Nerd

[Dark One]

BO-NER! BO-NER! BO-NER!

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[GD]

Wait a minute...wasn't Nikki Bella vs the Funkadactyls next?

[Cool King]

It's <s>Michael Jackson</s> Bo.

[Corndad]

This is actually happening.

[Cool King]

Seriously though, it better be CHRISTIAN

"It's....it's Christian."

[owenbrown]

SHUT THE FUCK UP KING!!!

[#1-norm-fan]

I got here just in time. 60 seconds of silence. lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Think Bo fell asleep

[#1-norm-fan]

Daniel Bryan was a complete fucking douchebag last night.

When he wasn't being awkward as fuck to listen to try to cut a promo.

[Lock Jaw]

http://duppsite.tripod.com/Dupps2/Murray....huh.jpg

BO-LIEVE

[Mercenary]

Bo has inspired me to not let some people get to me because they choose to be miserable in every aspect of their life, and need to try to bring others down with them.

[Savio]

we need more Bo

[Corndad]

The Funkadacyls EXPLODE NEXT!

[owenbrown]

http://duppsite.tripod.com/Dupps2/Murray....huh.jpg

BO-LIEVE

I BOLIEVE in images hosted by Tripod :y:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

bomb dot com? She's going to have to go Guantanamo Bay for that name.

[KaosDarksol]

I BOlieve I can fly

[Cool King]

Bomb.com?

So I take it that she'll soon be secretly investigated by the CIA.

[#1-norm-fan]

http://duppsite.tripod.com/Dupps2/Murray....huh.jpg

BO-LIEVE

I Bo-lieved. Image still didn't show up. I'm starting to second guess my faith.

[Droford]

Brie needs to come back with a mask on

[Savio]

The Bashems?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Very good girls. Short but pointless.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ah fuck.

[Lock Jaw]

BAD NEWS coming up....

[The President]

The mystery guy is Brock Lesnar.

[Cool King]

http://i.imgur.com/DKfQoMb.gif

[Heisenberg]

Mick Foley or Goldberg maybe??

[Lock Jaw]

Connecticut

[Mercenary]

son of a bitch!

[Dark One]

SON OF A BITCH.

[Lock Jaw]

BAD NEWS

[el bobbo]

It's the miz

[Cool King]

Damn, a vacant title gets an owner then another one becomes vacant right after it.

[el bobbo]

That sucks for Barret. He was getting way over.

[Cool King]

Still though, a Battle Royal is always good. :y:

[KaosDarksol]

I've always been a Barrett supporter but I don't think he will be going anywhere with all these injuries.

[Corndad]

Feel bad for Wade. Man. Sucks.

[owenbrown]

Vacant is the NEW Intercontinental Champion

[#1-norm-fan]

Vacant loses the World Title and then wins the IC Title the next night. Clearly he's in the doghouse.

[Emperor Smeat]

:( Barrett.

:y: Battle Royale to get a new champ.

[Cool King]

http://i.imgur.com/OBaY86H.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Find it weird how Kofi Kingston is like the only guy who still has pyro

[Cool King]

The colour of Kofi's tights remind me of David Otunga's attire.

Remember him?

[Lock Jaw]

Aside from THE DEMON KANE and RVD's V thing.

[Dark One]

The colour of Kofi's tights remind me of David Otunga's attire.

Remember him?

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk209/HisReptilianMajesty/Otunga2.jpg

[Theo Dious]

The colour of Kofi's tights remind me of David Otunga's attire.

Remember him?

I suppose all black men's tights look the same to you. :nono:

[Lock Jaw]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/2c6f441ab3bf3f5c2ae5ffa20d6b086c/tumblr_n80ebf4Rp71srbyoyo1_400.gif

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i3gzjmAsKuw/TNecryzvQmI/AAAAAAAAAF4/ulpWNJ7QdT8/s1600/MaskSalesman.jpg

[Mercenary]

Aside from THE DEMON KANE and RVD's V thing.


And the Uso's

[Droford]

They should have a battle Royal inside a cage. Only way to win is toss everyone out of the cage either over or through the door

[Mercenary]

They should have a battle Royal inside a cage. Only way to win is toss everyone out of the cage either over or through the door


Didn't tna do that?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NWA/Jim Crockett Promotions did: the Bunkhouse Stampede

[Theo Dious]

...match ends during commercial.

[Corndad]

The Hell?? They finally ended a match on the App lol

[Dark One]

What.

[Lock Jaw]

What. Match end during commercial? Feel like it had to have been a mistake....

[Emperor Smeat]

Is that the first time its happen since the app launched?

[KaosDarksol]

wtf a match ended on commercial? What is this blasphemy

[Mercenary]

Funny how the neg reps are from two who seem to not contribute to this thread, but rather try to knock me down. To bad I'm not letting it get to me.

[Dark One]

http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/045a21416b2a3d50dc8e0ea4588af170/236%20-%20Raw%20autoplay_gif%20gif%20headset%20stone_cold_steve_austin%20wwf.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

Hah! Match ending on the app is awesome.

Cesaro losing... not so much.

[Jura]

http://oi60.tinypic.com/dxxruo.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cole got fucking nailed

[Droford]

Its a good thing the app was rolling cause WWE doesn't use tape machines

[KaosDarksol]

We may have some good news Michael Cole may be injured

[Lock Jaw]

Row, row, row your boat, gently around the ringpost

[Mercenary]

Wow that was a sick closeline

[Dark One]

WWE APP EXCLUSIVE... for three minutes.

[Droford]

Product placement

[el bobbo]

Twisted Tea. Gross.

[Dark One]

Wait. Are they advertising booze on a PG show?

[Cool King]

I love nothing more than adverts.

[Lock Jaw]

Was hoping for a follow up on what Santino was talking to Sin Cara about whilst in a business suit the other week. Seemed like serious business.

[Dark One]

Remember kids, alcohol is okay when it's in tea.

[Razzamajazz]

literally just turned on raw and did i see....*gulp*.... ALCOHOL?!

[BigCrippyZ]

Wait. Are they advertising booze on a PG show?

Not only advertising it on a PG show, but advertising it poorly.

[Jura]

They forgot to censor the blood on Cena's abdomen. #WWEPG

[KIRA]

I suppose all black men's tights look the same to you. :nono:

I actually thought that last night almost identical tp Otungas tights

[KaosDarksol]

good job promoting an alcoholic beverage on a pg show

[Cool King]

I had no idea that it was alcohol.

I thought it was some iced tea thing. I just assumed that with the colour of it and the name having "Tea" in it.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/p4dJLo8.gif

[Cool King]

They forgot to censor the blood on Cena's abdomen. #WWEPG

Waitaminute. Beer. Blood.

Da ATtiTUDe ErA iz baK guYz!!!!!!!!11111111

[Razzamajazz]

i enjoy this new wweshop commercial

[Droford]

Its Vince...or not

[el bobbo]

I had no idea that it was alcohol.

I thought it was some iced tea thing. I just assumed that with the colour of it and the name having "Tea" in it.

It's definitely an alcohol made for kids to try.

[Razzamajazz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lock Jaw]

Ah, damn..... got excited and jumped out of my seat for nothing.....

[Mercenary]

OHHHHH FUCK YOU SANDOW!

[KIRA]

Hes got the walk down

[Dark One]

Sandow is either going to earn his way out of purgatory or out of a job in this segment.

[Theo Dious]

lol Love this.

[Droford]

Vince probably was in the limo

[el bobbo]

I think we are forgetting about the greatest alcohol spokesmen in recent memory:

http://prorasslin.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/keith-stone-the-bella-twins.jpg

[Cool King]

lol Sandow.

[Corndad]

Sandow HAHAHA

[owenbrown]

Sandow really is getting future endeavored soon isn't he?!