WWE Raw 9/1 Thread featuring Cena yelling about some stuff

[Emperor Smeat]

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Tonight at 7:30 ET John Cena strikes back!

We’ve gotten to know John Cena pretty well over the last 12 years, but we’ve never seen him unleash the kind of aggression he used to lay waste to The Wyatt Family last Monday night. Brock Lesnar, you’ve been put on notice.

As the Cenation leader remains laser-focused on prying the WWE World Heavyweight Title from The Beast Incarnate’s clutches at Night of Champions, what can the WWE Universe expect this week on Raw? WWE.com has some ideas.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>See <a href="https://twitter.com/RandyOrton">@RandyOrton</a> on <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmJericho">@IAmJericho</a>'s Highlight Reel as they discuss who has been given less to do by Creative. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/506504592415543297">September 1, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Ruien]

OH MY LORD I GET TO WATCH RAW TONIGHT! Maaan, it has been a long long time since this has occurred. Maybe I will even grace this realm with my presence tonight too!

[el bobbo]

Will Cena overcome the odds?

[ClockShot]

JBL wasting no time with the quips.

[Corndad]

Well hello new obnoxiously huge Logo on the stage

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Authority 4 at the same time. Horseman.

[Savio]

The new Evolution

[James Steele]

HHH got his shovel out for this one.

[Corndad]

It's Violet, Nimrod.

[Innovator]

I kinda want Jericho and triple h to talk for a while

[Savio]

Brock vs Jericho plz :)

[Savio]

Come on Kane you never win.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This crowd loves Rollins.

[Dark One]

Right, Rollins is from Iowa.

[ClockShot]

And the crowd goes wild for Rollins.

[Corndad]

Rollins with a smirk. lol

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rollins Vs. Jericho tonight. Please.

[dronepool]

Seth seems like a new CM Punk for reason. Maybe it's the beard.

[Savio]

Brock and Jericho have never had a match together.

[Corndad]

Cena pissed walk.

[ClockShot]

Hey look, It's The Flash!

On the CW this fall.

[owenbrown]

Super Cena all business?

[Innovator]

With everyone else in suits, cena really looks like a cartoon

[Savio]

Fuck off Cena retire.

[James Steele]

Fuck John Cena for bringing up WM22. Darkest moment in the history of this sport.

[Emperor Smeat]

Its possible to sue for rematch clauses now?

[Corndad]

Why would anyone storyline wise even WANT to face Brock at this time?

[Savio]

World Wide Wrestling Federation.

[James Steele]

My dick is getting hard at Triple H's increasing intensity on the microphone.

[James Steele]

Chris Jericho: The Ayatollah of Name-Dropping

[KIRA]

If I were HHH I'd just have that video of Cena getting raped by suplexes playing on a loop while Cena was cutting his redemption promo.

[ClockShot]

Heh heh. Punch line.

[James Steele]

Oh shit, he said Jericho won't like the punchline.

[Savio]

6 man tag?

[Corndad]

Guess we are having a 6 man tag Main Event tonight.

[ClockShot]

I smell a 6-man tag tonight.

[James Steele]

Triple H vs Brock Lesnar IV: The Match The World Really Wants

[Emperor Smeat]

Really want to see a Reigns vs Rollins vs Orton vs Jericho #1 contender's match because of this segment.

[Corndad]

Cena is sticking out like a sore thumb in that Red shirt.

[Savio]

No not the Demon Kane.....corporate Kane plz.

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE WIN THE PRIZE!

[KIRA]

So James was it good for you?

[Savio]

OUTSIDE NOW!

[Hanso Amore]

They need to use the us and I.c titles now.

[slik]

The Miz

:(

[slik]

Corporate Demon in action tonight

[ClockShot]

Who's the make-up honey?

[Savio]

Did they do the bell toll for Warrior?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did they do the bell toll for Warrior?

yes

[Corndad]

Miz. Get off my TV screen.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Miz gets hit in the Money Maker too much. It should be a rare occurrence.

[Droford]

My immediate thought is they'll make the title match multi-man so Lesnar could lose without being pinned should they have regrets about making a part timer the champion.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: "We Want Ziggler" chants right now

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

My immediate thought is they'll make the title match multi-man so Lesnar could lose without being pinned should they have regrets about making a part timer the champion.

They are just setting up Lesnar's opponents for the fly-over pattern between NOC and Royal Rumble.

[Dark One]

My immediate thought is they'll make the title match multi-man so Lesnar could lose without being pinned should they have regrets about making a part timer the champion.

Doesn't matter how many people they put in the match. Lesnar should pick them all up and F5 them simultaneously.

[Droford]

WWE should bring back the Championship Scramble match

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

An Adamle Original!

[Droford]

I'm going to RAW next week in Baltimore. let's just say at this moment I'm no Mojo Rawley about it

[Droford]

bring in ze double

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Droford]

Mizarro should be a tag team

[KIRA]

Bella Twins for the love of god take an acting class!

[Savio]

The WOOOOOMB

[Dark One]

Straight outta Maury, yo.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljf0y6tk1p1qcfrc8.jpg

[ClockShot]

Storyline makes me wish Daniel Bryan was back.

Ugh.

[Savio]

Brie killed Brian

[Mercenary]

....
seriously we are being put though this

[Dark One]

The only way to mend this broken family is with Dr. Shelby.

[Droford]

To that guy Ryan's defense, I bet Brie invoked twin Magic on him and he never knew

[Kris P Lettus]

This is almost unwatchable

[Mercenary]

The only way to mend this broken family is with Dr. Shelby.


yes!

[Savio]

"Brian (or Ryan) was tossing Brie salad in the Parking lot!"

[Droford]

The only way to mend this broken family is with Dr. Shelby.
He was anger management though.

[ClockShot]

RANDY SAVAGE!

[owenbrown]

There isn't enough alcohol in the universe to make me stomach another Bellas segment

[Savio]

Exclusive clips!

[owenbrown]

and speaking of not enough alcohol in the universe... the Total Divas :roll:

[ClockShot]

Rosa is a far cry from the babe she used to be. Can hardly recognize her anymore.

[Kris P Lettus]

Who is the redhead?

[Mercenary]

Well that happened

[Savio]

Renee is a TD face now I guess now.

[Mercenary]

RANDY SAVAGE!

Warrior, and Flair beside him

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Who is the redhead?

Eva Marie.

[slik]

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[Crimson]

I'm all for showcasing some divas story line but these last 2 segments were horrid

[Dark One]

Calling it now:

Dean Ambrose will emerge from a pile of cinder blocks disguise when he returns.

[ClockShot]

So, what's with the cinder blocks at ringside these days? Barricades being the from the budget?

[Crimson]

Triple H is the reason WWF won the ratings war

[Mercenary]

so hhh takes credit for winning the war....riiggghhttt

[Savio]

because of reasons.

[slik]

overwhelmed with feeling of dread...just realized bella feud will not be a "1 and done" match....going to last until Survivor Series

[ClockShot]

World's Strongest Show vs. The Wyatts.


Torn here, fellas. I like 'em both.

[Droford]

overwhelmed with feeling of dread...just realized bella feud will not be a "1 and done" match....going to last until Survivor Series

Bella in a Cell.

[Lock Jaw]

"lol" at "I could be home watching Nitro" sign

[Dark One]

Has this seemed like an unusually high number of commercials in this first hour?

[ClockShot]

Has this seemed like an unusually high number of commercials in this first hour?

It's Labor Day. Even WWE has a day off now and then.

[Droford]

Has this seemed like an unusually high number of commercials in this first hour?

opening segment went like 28 minutes...making up for it

[KIRA]

so hhh takes credit for winning the war....riiggghhttt

lmao

[el bobbo]

This is a fun crowd.

[Mercenary]

This is a fun crowd.


only thing saving this raw

[Droford]

we've come to a time where someone body slamming big show isn't a big deal..crazy

[Mercenary]

....MAKE IT STOP!

[el bobbo]

I can't watch these Bella vignetes. They're just fucking awful.

[Corndad]

This needs to be over. Like Night of Champions needs to end this. Make a Bellas title or something. Just to end this damn feud.

[Savio]

Brie ran over Ryan and Nikki went to jail.

[Dark One]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/1/10/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-18828-1357835197-1_preview.gif

[Savio]

I can't watch these Bella vignetes. They're just fucking awful.
I find them funny.

[Lock Jaw]

One time, Brie killed a man.... but I didn't tell anyone.

[Savio]

Tag match for 9 o'clock lead in? Not a good night.

[Corndad]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1XNKUADqYNc/TmNR5zSczJI/AAAAAAAAAJA/lu-Y1A3LS3s/s1600/1.jpg

[Corndad]

I typed in "WTF Bella Twins" and this is what came up...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mco24cKoG61r1eqygo1_500.png

Explains this whole storyline, eh?

[Droford]

One time, Brie killed a man.... but I didn't tell anyone.

Brie thought she killed him..the twist is that man was really..Daniel Bryan who's master plan for revenge is almost complete

[Droford]

Invite a damn Raven player to the show in Baltimore you morons.

[Frank Drebin]

You have enough celeb jackoff material for the month, Dro

[Mercenary]

Brie thought she killed him..the twist is that man was really..Daniel Bryan who's master plan for revenge is almost complete


I just lmao @ the thought of this. Well done ol chap

[Emperor Smeat]

One time, Brie killed a man.... but I didn't tell anyone.

One time, Brie drank milk straight from the carton and put it right back in the fridge ... I haven't told this to anyone until now.

[Corndad]

BRROCK LESNAR

[Dark One]

MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

[Mercenary]

I'm having more fun playing Super card than watching raw tbh

[OssMan]

Paul heyman confusing adjectives with verbs

[Corndad]

I'm having more fun playing Super card than watching raw tbh

That freakin game is addicting. I find it hilarious the only 2 Super Rare card I got so far are Del Rio and Sandow and they are pretty much owning all.

[Frank Drebin]

Cringed at the thought of HHH milking Cena

[Droford]

crowd doesn't care about Heyman.

could hear a pin drop

[Mercenary]

That freakin game is addicting. I find it hilarious the only 2 Super Rare card I got so far are Del Rio and Sandow and they are pretty much owning all.


My super rare is Andre the fucking Giant and Undertaker

[Mercenary]

ZEB!

[Droford]

Zeb's back!

[Droford]

So Corey Graves is anti-American #staydown

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.minus.com/iblVjYO3MY0Adx.gif

[Wehttam]

I'm having more fun playing Super card than watching raw tbha game that takes no skill. further showing your gimpness

[slik]

Bella Twins mentioning school days has brought back a lot of powerful JNCO memories tonight.

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/24/24433/original/700.hq.jpg?0807

[Mercenary]

Wasn't there a bodog.net a while back?

[Savio]

lol @ JBL

[Droford]

crowd apparently died

[Mercenary]

Looks like Wehttam said something. I hope it was something insightful for a change, but I doubt it.

[slik]

This is the best thing ever

I love this segment

#BOlieve

[Savio]

bodog.net changed name.

[el bobbo]

Bo's voice is killing me. hahahaha

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA This whole segment

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Bo

[Savio]

Lol at Bo and Zeb yelling at the Italian to get out.

[Droford]

who wouldn't want to be Putin?

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/dkEPI.gif

[Savio]

Bo needs to do a Michael Jackson impression.

[Corndad]

He sounds like Pinocchio

[Frank Drebin]

JOHN MORRIS.......oh just Adam Rose

[Wehttam]

Looks like Wehttam said something. I hope it was something insightful for a change, but I doubt it.

you really really aren't good at playing it off like shit doesn't affect you.

you are probably crying to triple a right now. i can imagine the spittle on your monitor

[OssMan]

"Cenation," "Bolieve," really shitty puns in the WWE

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Don't be a lemon, be a segment filler. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/statuses/506616068232593408">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[OssMan]

Unbearably high voice from Bo guy

[Mercenary]

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Huh wha.

[Savio]

That is a violent bunny.

[slik]

Bunny vs Slater at Night of Champions

[owenbrown]

There is nothing serious about the Bellas, Cole

[Savio]

Can't wait to hear Ossman complain some more.

[Dark One]

http://images.sussexpublishers.netdna-cdn.com/article-inline-half/blogs/36698/2011/04/58203-50824.jpg

[Corndad]

GOD MAKE IT STOP

[Frank Drebin]

Are we finally gonna find out who got their period first?

[Wehttam]

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Huh wha.how would you even know i am posting about you? you are horrible at this

[Savio]

Nikki did Brie's test while Brie was cutting up Ryan's corpse.

[Mercenary]

BELLA TWIN CONFESSIONS....only on the wwen

[Corndad]

Bellas on Total Divas are actually tolerable. Bellas on Raw. Uh. Not so much.

[Dark One]

Are we finally gonna find out who got their period first?

Nikki did, but Brie stole the credit so she could be grown up.

[Wehttam]

uh oh mark henry is ready for a reappearance

[Lock Jaw]

I kind of want to see Adam Rose's entrance in a video game.

[Mercenary]

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Man someone is trying hard huh?

[Frank Drebin]

Nikki did, but Brie stole the credit so she could be grown up.

:eek::eek::eek:

F'n knew it! That damn Jezebel

[Wehttam]

I kind of want to see Adam Rose's entrance in a video game.

rabbit dlc

[slik]

Bah Gawd KEENG, IT'S DAVE FRANCO. DAVE FRANCO IS HERE. DAVE FRANCO IS THIRD MAN, KEENG. HE WANTS TO WRESTLE BROCK LESNAR FOR THE TITLE TONIGHT.

[Dark One]

I kind of want to see Adam Rose's entrance in a video game.

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/mortal-kombat-dance-party.gif

[Mercenary]

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uh huh good to know

[Lock Jaw]

Brie once slaughtered an entire village. Every man, woman, and child. But I never told anyone.

[slik]

upcoming Bella segment:

"When me and Brie lived next door to each other she always used my WiFi. But I never told anyone."

[Wehttam]

brie forced her to get breast implants

injected with aids

[Corndad]

JBL used to be my favorite commentator.

[Mercenary]

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NO WAY!

[Corndad]

Brie once farted and blamed Nikki. She never told anyone till now.

[Wehttam]

JBL used to be my favorite commentator.you acquired bad taste along the way

best commentator on raw

[Dark One]

I'm sure Zack Ryder is going to win.

[Mercenary]

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blah blah blah

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/OHMkzAP.gif

[Wehttam]

everytime i see mark henry i can't stop thinkin about rick ross

please just make mark henry into a rick ross character

[Corndad]

Henry goes from on the shelf to 2 storylines.

[Frank Drebin]

Does everyone who feuds with Rusev have to adopt a pro-America persona?

[Corndad]

HHH is ready to bust out laughing

[Lock Jaw]

Really thought Zack Ryder was due for a win there.

[Dark One]

Does everyone who feuds with Rusev have to adopt a pro-America persona?

It's Russia's greatest gift to America.

[Savio]

Where are our exclusive Total Divas clips?

[Frank Drebin]

Have you checked the WWE APP??

[Lock Jaw]

Mark Henry 87% less intimidating and badass without his hair.

His music is one of my all time favorites, though.... so good....

[Frank Drebin]

When the Bellas fight, does Nikki get to use the Evil Sin Cara music?

[owenbrown]

Is this the week Vince McMahon finally shows back up on TV?


Probably not :(

[Corndad]

Get your popcorn ready. It's live BELLA TIME!

[el bobbo]

Why are these talentless women getting so much tv time?

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, get everything off yr chest

[Wehttam]

poor nikki bella

[Mercenary]

Why are these talentless women getting so much tv time?


They are fucking Cena, and Byran case solved

[Corndad]

Why are these talentless women getting so much tv time?

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Nikki-Bella-bikini-gifs-009.gif

[Wehttam]

They are fucking Cena, and Byran case solved
aww, did you stop? how cute. maybe you got busy fucking a jello cup again.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/DhxWc.gif

[Corndad]

Only thing that saves this is Shane McMahon returning for a Sibling Rivalry.

[Wehttam]

nikki gets the music

glad that's settled

[Dark One]

I'm going to run out of Maury images at this rate.

[owenbrown]

please play this right fucking now

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[el bobbo]

I have to mute the television when Brie speaks.

[Corndad]

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Nikki-Bella-bikini-gifs-002.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Now it is interesting

[Dark One]

Well, that interruption has probably made AJ the biggest face of the night to this crowd.

[el bobbo]

YES!!! AJ.

[Lock Jaw]

Still want an AJ/Steph feud

[Savio]

Triple Threat or fatal four way?

[Corndad]

Please let Kharma's music hit. For the love of god.

[Kris P Lettus]

Steph
Nikki
British girl
AJ
Brie

Rank the in ring vajin

[Dark One]

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[Lock Jaw]

Run away and never return

[Corndad]

Taker finally fought back against Kane...

[owenbrown]

For the love of God, Vince needs to be back on TV.

[Lock Jaw]

Rrrrreeallly want an AJ/Steph feud. Wanted it ever since AJ was GM.

[Corndad]

Imagine if this was in front of a Chicago crowd.

[Dark One]

Imagine if this was in front of a Chicago crowd.

So more people could chant for CM Punk for no good god damn reason?

[Lock Jaw]

Fatal Five Way

Daniel Bryan's Wife vs. John Cena's Girlfriend vs. CM Punk's Wife vs. Triple H's Wife vs. Paige.

BOOK IT!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So, what's with the cinder blocks at ringside these days? Barricades being the from the budget?

Jinder Mahall's Discount Cinders.

3MBarriades on the cheap.

[Innovator]

I hope if Punk comes back, the crowd chants for AJ

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Steph
Nikki
British girl
AJ
Brie

Rank the in ring vajin

1) Steph
2) AJ
3) Paige
4) Brie
5) Nikki.

[owenbrown]

I'll take a team that really needs to lose the tag team titles for $1000, Alex.

[Ruien]

Maaan, when did the Difas division get deep and awesome? Steph makes it 20 times better by being out there.

[Lock Jaw]

I'll take a team that really needs to keep the tag titles forever for $2000, Alex.

[Dark One]

I'll take a team that really needs to keep the tag titles forever for $2000, Alex.

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[Emperor Smeat]

Steel cage seems like it would be better for Night of Champs but then again not surprised if the feud is dead after next week.

[Mercenary]

Yes!

[Corndad]

Heel-dust

[Dark One]

The Brothers Dust trying to prove they so crazier.

[el bobbo]

http://www.playmakeronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cody-rhodes-stardust.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/R3dkpSy.png

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/R3dkpSy.png

http://wrestlingmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/20140616_GOTNv2.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Big Show totally going heel. He is about due,

[Corndad]

It's about that time for a Big Show Heel Turn isn't it.

[GD]

So that's how Big Show talks to black people.

[Ruien]

Big Show is not that good at being a motivating speaker. Seemed so awkward.

HALL. OF PAIN IS GOING INTERNATIONAL BABY!

[Dark One]

Brock Lesnar should wrestle all six of these men in a gauntlet match and suplex all of them in to paste.


EAT. SLEEP. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT. SUPLEX. REPEAT.

[GD]

Why hasn't Randy Orton threatened to sue Triple H for not getting a one-on-one rematch for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship like John Cena (has claimed to do)?

[Kris P Lettus]

What the hell guys?

They announced this match as featuring The Demon Kane not Corporate Kane

I want a refund

[Dark One]

What the hell guys?

They announced this match as featuring The Demon Kane not Corporate Kane

I want a refund

It's Dean Ambrose wearing a Kane suit.

[Kris P Lettus]

After that cinder block curbing he got two weeks ago he should buy a Demon Kane mask at WWEshop.com

Amirite

[Ruien]

It's amazing how weak the heel team seems becuase of Corporste Kane. Demon Kane needs to appear if they want any chance to win.

[slik]

Randy Orton is kind of a stripper via his hatred of pants. Channing Tatum was also a stripper. Randy Orton will go the papers if he has to. Channing Tatum is playing a wrestler in a movie. Channing Tatum and Randy Orton kind of look alike.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Please sell the headbutts. <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a>
<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> Please.</p>&mdash; Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) <a href="https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR/statuses/506634014736674816">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

*Finishing Move*-*Cut to Commercial*

[Frank Drebin]

Is Michael Sam actually going to accept and show up next week? Not a chance in hell, right?

[Lock Jaw]

What is a Michael Sam? Is this an angle saying he has accepted a contract to NXT?

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Please sell the headbutts. <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a>
<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> Please.</p>&mdash; Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) <a href="https://twitter.com/steveaustinBSR/statuses/506634014736674816">September 2, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Austin's gotten a lot more polite in his old age.