GAME: Pro Wrestling Hashtag Wars

[Corkscrewed]

:wave: Once upon a time, I did a "Wrestling Scenes from a Hat (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=11704)" game that was pretty much an excuse to make funnies in an improv fashion. Well, this is pretty much the same thing.

If you watch @midnight, then you know how this works. I give you a topic. You come up with a witty response. I give you "points" (in the form of rep) unless your answer is just absolutely terrible. Then I pick the best/my favorite one, make a new hashtag theme, and we repeat.

Our first hashtag is #RejectedFinishingMoves.
Examples include: Steve Austin's Stone Cold Sunner, Jeff Hardy's Wonton Bomb, and the short-lived Tickler Crossface.

I'm putting an indeterminate amount of time on the board, and GO!!

[owenbrown]

John Cena's Altitude Adjustment :shifty:

I will see myself out :|

[Shisen Kopf]

Mizzark Henry's chocolate drop

[Bad News Gertner]

Owen Hart's Snake Eyes

[Shisen Kopf]

Oh wait, it's supposed to be all about the lolz. Nothing is funnier than poop so let's go. The Poop Bottom, the Poopshooter, the flying poop, the Bonzai poop, Vader poop, the million dollar poop, the poop awakening, the perfect poop, and of course the poop slam. So much funny. I win.

[Lock Jaw]

Adam Rose's "The Roofie"

[loopydate]

Mister Abigail, Bray Wyatt's new transgender finisher

[Purgatory]

Crack Attack, now known as the "Stinkface" by Rikishi.

[ron the dial]

Oh wait, it's supposed to be all about the lolz. Nothing is funnier than poop so let's go. The Poop Bottom, the Poopshooter, the flying poop, the Bonzai poop, Vader poop, the million dollar poop, the poop awakening, the perfect poop, and of course the poop slam. So much funny. I win.
i prefer the shartshooter

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

CenaSpinsLOL

It's a spinaroonie.

[ron the dial]

the pepsi clunge

[Bad News Gertner]

Darren Young "AIDS"

[loopydate]

Adrian Neville's "Red Error"

[Droford]

Miz's stall flushing finale

[Droford]

Dean Ambrose Birdy Seeds

[Droford]

CM Punk Go to Work

[Droford]

Goldberg The Schmear

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Web-Paige (Black Widow)

[James Steele]

Triple H's Pedo-gree.

[Shisen Kopf]

Darren Young "AIDS"

Actually, his finisher should at first be called "HIV positive" then later on it will be called "full blown AIDS". Wonder what kind of AIDS it would be?

[ron the dial]

the brogue lick

[ron the dial]

world's strongest lamb

[Innovator]

Neville's Silver Arrow

Dwayne Johnson's Rock Bottom at the box office

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Pump-handle Ram

[Nowhere Man]

HBK's Sweet Chum Music-- Michaels 'tunes up the band', then throws a bucket of fish guts on the opponent.

Sami Zayn's Fallujah Kick-- just like the Helluva Kick, only Zayn's boot is full of white phosphorous and he sometimes hits innocent bystanders with it.

John Cena's original AA-- he picks the opponent up in a fireman's carry, then admits he's an alcoholic.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Throw 2 Sheep

[Fenix122]

Turdstomp

[Emperor Smeat]

Wade Barrett: Calf Gavel

Kane: Hugslam

[owenbrown]

Daniel Bryan: Maybe? lock

[Innovator]

The Pedigree - Trips gives his opponent a bowl of dog food and a blue ribbon

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Quadramatic Formula.-breaking your quad in dramatic ways.

[Nowhere Man]

The Mattitude Adjustment- Cena lifts up the opponent, then calls Matt Hardy and gives him some sound advice that he thinks Matt will really take to heart.

[loopydate]

Roman Reigns' "Birdman (Or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) Punch"

[Innovator]

Dirty deeds - deans double arm ddt with sodomy

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dirty deeds - deans double arm ddt with sodomy

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[loopydate]

The PEDigree: Triple H kicks you in the midsection, hooks your arms, then tells you to go home for a month

[loopydate]

6T9

[Innovator]

Fattitude Adjustment - Cena hoists you on his shoulders then helps you change your diet and workout habits, tracks your weekly progress, then clotheslines you on the scale

[loopydate]

WTF - John Cena gets you to the mat, hooks your ankles, then stops and looks around, confused about what's going on.

[loopydate]

The LARPshooter

[DAMN iNATOR]

RVD - 420-Star Frog Splash.

[Lock Jaw]

AJ Styles' "Styles Bash" - He drops you on your neck and then proceeds to critique your ring gear

[loopydate]

Pratfall Of Man

[KIRA]

Actually, his finisher should at first be called "HIV positive" then later on it will be called "full blown AIDS". Wonder what kind of AIDS it would be?

His signature is HIV positive with the finisher being AIDs

it works on a few levels

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Crippler Duck Face.

Roman Reigns does a promo that makes no sense and confuses the opponent for a roll up win.

[Corkscrewed]

Throw 2 Sheep
Is the hashtag of the day, although I also really loved Goldberg's The Schmear. Pretty much all hilarious answers, everyone. Well done!

(Also, I think it reads better if you put one entry per reply.)

Our next hashtag is #WorsenAGimmickMatch.
Examples include: a Basket Match, a Slumberjack Match, and Tables, Ladders, Chairs, and Stairs.

I'm putting 60 seconds plus a lot more than that on the clock, and begin!

[Lock Jaw]

Falls Count Somewhere Match.


BUT WHERE?!! The wrestlers will have to deduce for themselves, solving a series of clues, whilst simultaneously doing battle with their foe....


Actually, scratch that one. That would be awesome, so it isn't making it worse.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Poonjabi Prison Match.

Losing Diva has to have a date with the Great Khali.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Feast or Fired.

TNA Ruined Money in the Bank.

[Fenix122]

Lumberjackoff match

[loopydate]

WarGays

[Fenix122]

Three stages of smell

[loopydate]

Cables, Bladders, and Swears

[Fenix122]

Disco Inferno Match

[loopydate]

Royal Ramble - 30 men enter, all of them walk around aimlessly

[loopydate]

Twenty-six Sides Of Steel

[loopydate]

Hell In The Nucleus Of A Cell

[Emperor Smeat]

Taxicab Match.

Only way to win is force your opponent into a cab, shut the door, and hand the cabbie the correct fare needed.

[loopydate]

Softcore Match: Match proceeds as usual, but the camera cuts to the crowd on every pinfall attempt

[loopydate]

Next-To-Last Man Standing

[Fenix122]

Tables, Ladders, and Musical Chairs

[loopydate]

I Hereby Tender My Resignation Match

[Innovator]

Steel Paige Match, you have to climb to win....but she's not real

[Innovator]

Sadder Match - ladder match for a bottle of antidepressants

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Coleminer's Glove</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Strap-on match</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>60-minute Tony Stark match</font>

[loopydate]

Eat The Clock Challenge

[Lock Jaw]

Beat the Cock Challenge

[loopydate]

Eat The Cock Challenge

[Fenix122]

Money in the Sperm Bank

[Lock Jaw]

Monkey in the Bank match

A monkey is released in a local bank... two superstars are sent in.... first to get the monkey out of the bank is declared winner...

[Emperor Smeat]

King of the Catering Line tournament

[Lock Jaw]

Monkey in the Bank match

A monkey is released in a local bank... two superstars are sent in.... first to get the monkey out of the bank is declared winner...

Actually, scratch this one too, because it would also be pretty awesome.

[loopydate]

Singapore Kane Match. Glen Jacobs enrages an East Asian nation by performing the entire match in yellowface.

[loopydate]

King Of The Fountain

[Droford]

Falls Count Somewhere Match.


BUT WHERE?!! The wrestlers will have to deduce for themselves, solving a series of clues, whilst simultaneously doing battle with their foe....


Actually, scratch that one. That would be awesome, so it isn't making it worse.


Falls count somewhere in the arena but the two wrestlers dont know where and they have to fight it out all over the arena to find out where. they are allowed to ask the ref if they are hot or cold.
Ive told you before
Get your own ideas Locky. That was my idea.


I also got
There should be a falls count nowhere match

[Lock Jaw]

Please... I had the idea eons ago.... Plus having to solve clues is way better than asking the ref "hot or cold"....

[Lock Jaw]

Had a "Falls Count Somewhere" match way back in my e-fed days.....

[Droford]

TNA Fleas or Fryer match

[Droford]

TNA Full Monty Mayhem

[Droford]

TNA 6 slides of Steel (to escape the cage you have to go down a slide)

[Innovator]

King of the Iron Mountain - winner backs up all his data

[Innovator]

Six Sides of Steele - Triple H wins

[Innovator]

Monster's Ball Unplugged

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Judy Bagwell on a Stripper's Pole</font>

[Innovator]

Blindfold cage match

[Droford]

Efemination Chamber loser must undergo a sex change

[Droford]

Cremated Alive match first person to scatter their opponents ashes wins

[loopydate]

Lion's Done: The match continues until the large jungle cat is finished cooking

[Droford]

Loser loves town - loser can only wrestle in that town for the rest of their career

[Emperor Smeat]

Duchess of Stamford Rules Match

A wrestling match where no wrestling moves are allowed and each wrestler must give a 20 minute promo while fighting during the match itself.

[Droford]

Handycamp match weapons are items useful when camping

[loopydate]

Tunney In The Bank: A title shot for the first to climb the ladder and retrieve the ashes of former WWF President Jack Tunney

[Droford]

I spit match first wrestler to spit loses

[Droford]

Word War 3 60 man promo battle eliminations occur when you fuck up by saying things like "tuck your legs between your legs"

[Droford]

No DQ match loser is barred from Dairy Queen

[Droford]

No countouts but there are count ins. Match can only take place inside the ring for a 10 count

[Droford]

#101 contender match earn the right to be the 100th next man up

[Droford]

Survive or Sears - Eliminated team forced to work at sears

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TNA Empty Arena Match: Only people who pay for seats can attend.

[loopydate]

(Aw, man. "Moose-Knuckle Shuffle" would have been an excellent response to the last hash tag.")

[Innovator]

Sklarway to Hell Match - Ladder match for the dangling Sklar Brothers

[Nowhere Man]

24/7 Falls Match-- Opponents try to get 24 out of 7 falls, and since this is a mathematical impossibility, the entire match implodes upon itself.

[loopydate]

Deriver Series. Teams of five compete to perform advanced mathematics until all members of one team have been determined as outliers.

[Innovator]

Lord of the Ring Match - IC Champ vs. US Champ - Winner destroys his title in forge of Mount Doom.

[Nowhere Man]

Seal Cage Match- The ring is completely surrounded by sea lions.

[loopydate]

Teal Cage Match - Like the big blue cage, only... y'know, teal.

[loopydate]

Steal Cage Match: First person to disassemble the cage and load it onto a production truck wins

[Nowhere Man]

King of I-Ching: 8-man tournament to see who is the best student of ancient Chinese philosophy.

[loopydate]

Cattle royal: 20 cows in the ring at once. Nothing happens because they're cows and don't understand the rules of professional wrestling

[Lock Jaw]

The Andre The Giant Memorial Cattle Boil: 20 cows are boiled in a large cauldron of boiling water in a tribute for Andre

[loopydate]

The Loyal Rumble: No man for himself

[Emperor Smeat]

Battle Royale with Cheese - Each wrestler must eat a burger prior to eliminating someone.

[Innovator]

The Foil Rumble - winner must make dinner and keep it warm for an hour

[Droford]

The Royal Humble - the Iron Sheik makes everyone humble

[Fenix122]

The O'Doyle Rumble - O'Doyle Rules

[loopydate]

Raw Russian Roulette

[loopydate]

Bra & Aunties Match

[loopydate]

Texas Deaf Match

[loopydate]

Sex-Man Tag

[loopydate]

Fables Match: First man to put his opponent through a succinct fictional story, in prose or verse, that features animals, mythical creatures, plants, inanimate objects or forces of nature which are anthropomorphized wins

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sid Row Match.

First wrestler to poop their pants at a WrestleMania match wins.

[Lock Jaw]

The Royal Tumble - Loser has to engage in intercourse with Jerry "The King" Lawler

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Queen of the Ring.

Goldust, Rico, Kwee Wee, Lenny, Lodi, etc

[Lock Jaw]

The Apple Pie Strap Match

[Corkscrewed]

So I ran out of rep to give to everyone. But I'm loving these responses (and it's really hard to pick a favorite)! :lol: Keep it up!

The winner of the last Hashtag war was:
Loser loves town - loser can only wrestle in that town for the rest of their career
Great job!

Our next hashtag is #InappropriateCatchPhrases.
All popular wrestlers have catchphrases, but in this era of PG WWE, they're usually pretty safe. But what if they weren't? You might get: "Do you smell what The Cock is cooking?" or "Here comes the anal pain!" or possibly "The breast there is, the breast there was, and the breast there'll ever be!"

Time for another round, and GO!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"That's doesn't look like a Staph Infection to me" Dr. Amann.

[Droford]

Chris Jericho becomes the Ayatollah of cock and areola

[Droford]

Damien Sandow the sexual savior of the asses

[drave]

Droford has his porn in an incognito tab while posting in this thread. Hooray multitasking!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

"What does everybody want? HEADS!" - "ISIS" Al Snow

[What Would Kevin Do?]

"Tuck it!" - Transgenderation X

[Innovator]

"Go ahead, drink it in." - Bill Cosby

[Innovator]

Ryback "SITON! MY! FACE!"

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>"You'll either sex us, or you're against us" - The Nexus</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>"And that's the snorting line - cause Stone Coke said so!"</font>

[Fenix122]

REST....IN.....PEAS.

[Fenix122]

I'm afraid I've got some dead Jews...

[Helmsphere]

Bo Dallas: But you can do anything you set your mind too, All you go to do is Blow Me!

[DAMN iNATOR]

3 Stages, Each stage now featuring 3 of the 9 Circles of Hell.

[loopydate]

We were born and bred to rip and shred the flesh of babies from their tiny bodies, then eat the flesh, bathe in their blood, and pick our teeth with their bones.

[Emperor Smeat]

JR- "Insert wrestler" is running like a scalded dong

[loopydate]

OOOOOOOOH, YEAAAAAAAAH! DICK IT!

[owenbrown]

The cramps are here!

[Lock Jaw]

WE WERE BORN AND BRED TO RIP AND SHRED (your anus)

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Whatchya gonna do brother when my 24 inch penis runs wild on YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU?</font>

[loopydate]

Llllllllllllllllet's get ready to fuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

[Emperor Smeat]

Lawler - Look JR, it's Boobies!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Awwww let's listen to Rush!

[Nowhere Man]

'YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSS!!!!! AAaaaaaaaand I'm spent. God, I need a cigarette."

[Lock Jaw]

Somebody call my momma! (for a good time)

[Innovator]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLittle ladies and gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages, Megan's law proudly brings to you, the former WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOORLD, Road Dogg Jesse James, Bad Ass Billy Gunn, The New. Sexual. Predators!

[Anybody Thrilla]

"No flesh there is, no flesh there was, no flesh there ever will be" - La Parka

[road doggy dogg]

"You're HIRED!"

- Vince McMahon, to an under-qualified employee

[drave]

"I am the shaver of unwashed asses"

[drave]

RIP Damian Sandow

[Innovator]

Who wants a mustache ride?! - Cody Rhodes

[Corkscrewed]

Congratulations to Fenix122 for yesterday's hashtag of the day:
I'm afraid I've got some dead Jews...
Great job!

Our next hashtag is #PoliticizeAWrestlingManeuver.
Examples include the Barack Bottom, the Full Willie Nelson Slam, the People's Republic of China Elbow, and the New York Police Officer Chokehold Slam. Note, they don't have to be finishing moves; those were just the ones I thought up quickly.

I'm going to put one day on the clock, and begin!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Filla-bella-buster.

[loopydate]

Huracanromney

[loopydate]

Bicameral Stretch

[loopydate]

Figure-Four Legislativebranch Lock

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nader Bomb

[Lock Jaw]

Suicide-Bomber Dive

[Lock Jaw]

The Curbstomp

[ron the dial]

the yes we can lock

[Lock Jaw]

The Patriot Act

[Emperor Smeat]

The Knee that Filibustered John Cena

[Emperor Smeat]

The Stalin Suplex

[Fenix122]

TheoGORE Roosevelt

[ron the dial]

Go 2 Veep

[Nowhere Man]

The GTS (G-Twenty Summit)

[Fenix122]

POTUS Lock

[Droford]

The larry hogan leg drop

[loopydate]

Speaker Of The Haas Of Pain

[loopydate]

Scorpion Death Sentence

[loopydate]

Gerrymanderble Claw

[loopydate]

Koji Koch

[loopydate]

House Minority Irish Whip

[Innovator]

Ross Perot's Third Party Plunge

[Innovator]

Rudy Bomb

[loopydate]

Roaring ElbO'Reilly Factor

[Innovator]

Dennis Stamp Act

[loopydate]

Shooting Star Meet The Press

[loopydate]

Shooting Star Press Secretary is actually a better use of that joke

[loopydate]

X-Vaxxer

[loopydate]

Shoulder Bloccupy

[loopydate]

One-Percenton Bomb

[Innovator]

Occupus Stretch

[Innovator]

Al GORE GORE GORE

[Innovator]

Ulysses S. Grantzo Bomb

[Nowhere Man]

Tea Party Foul

[Nowhere Man]

Al Sharptonshooter

[Nowhere Man]

Scorpion Death-Panel Lock

[Nowhere Man]

Ummmm......the R(epublican)KO?

[Innovator]

Palindirt

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>James K. Eye Polk</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

VETO OUTTA NOWHERE

[loopydate]

Starship Palin

[loopydate]

The Chair Recognizes The Gentleman From Alabama Slam

[Lock Jaw]

Iron-Curtain Claw

Red-Scare Arrow

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>420 Legalization Splash</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Skull and Bones Society Finale</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fireman's Kerry</font>

[loopydate]

Terminewt Gingrich

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dirtier Deeds.

[Helmsphere]

The Abortion Accessment

[loopydate]

(R) - KO

[loopydate]

House Resolution 61.9

[Innovator]

Progressive Pitstop

[Innovator]

Slight of open hand strike

[Bad News Gertner]

The Grover Cleveland Steamer

[Fenix122]

Sidewalk softly and carry a big stick slam

[Fenix122]

AlObama Slam

[loopydate]

I'm going to put one day on the clock, and begin!

This feels like a very long day...

[Corkscrewed]

I didn't have time to catch up with this over the weekend. Hang on...

[Corkscrewed]

There were many, many deserving winners, all with much more clever things than I was able to think of, but the winner goes to:
Go 2 Veep
...because it made me giggle for several seconds imagining that said by a Japanese announcer.

Our next hashtag is #MakeAPayPerViewCute.
PPV's need to have intimidating and manly names, but what if it was the opposite? You might have PPV's such as: Bound for Bunnies, or Fall Baby Brawl, or E-Kitten-ation Chamber.

I'm going to put some amount of time on the clock, and GO!!!

[loopydate]

Funcensored

[Lock Jaw]

Berried Alive

[loopydate]

Spring Lamb-pede

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Survivor Baby Sealies</font>

[ron the dial]

Ticklemania

[Emperor Smeat]

There were many, many deserving winners, all with much more clever things than I was able to think of, but the winner goes to:

...because it made me giggle for several seconds imagining that said by a Japanese announcer.

Our next hashtag is #MakeAPayPerViewCute.
PPV's need to have intimidating and manly names, but what if it was the opposite? You might have PPV's such as: Bound for Bunnies, or Fall Baby Brawl, or E-Kitten-ation Chamber.

I'm going to put some amount of time on the clock, and GO!!!

PuppyMania

[Lock Jaw]

Kennel in a Cell

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Forgiven.

[Droford]

In Your House: Board Games

[Droford]

Wrestlelove

[Droford]

In Your House: Its Adventure Time

[Droford]

In your house: Good Food

[Droford]

NXT Makeover

[Droford]

ECW Quilting at Large

[Innovator]

TLC Family

[Shisen Kopf]

Poop reigns

[Innovator]

Puppybowl Bragging Rights

[Innovator]

Furmageddon

[Innovator]

ECW Barely Legal

[Innovator]

TNA Softcore Justice

[Innovator]

TNA Destination PG

[Innovator]

TNA Lockdown: Pajama Party

[Simple Fan]

WWE Survivor Ferries

[Bad News Gertner]

TNA Cockdown

[Lock Jaw]

TNA LockJaw

[loopydate]

Hugging Rights

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Royal Tumble.

[Innovator]

WCW Fall N Crawl

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>WCW Toad Wild</font>

[Corkscrewed]

Thanks for everyone's submissions. The winner of our last hashtag round is:
NXT Makeover

Our next hashtag is #RuinWrestlingInFiveWords.
Punny entries are always encouraged, but of course not mandatory. You can also be topical, like Roman Reigns Wins Royal Rumble, or random, like Midget Diva Mud Wrestling Match, or bitchy, like Vince McMahon Just Won't Retire.

GO!

[ron the dial]

World Heavyweight Champion Nicole Bass

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TNA Impact Only Show On.