RAW is Coffee Kaneston - 3.9.15 - 20 Days until WM31~!~!~!

[slik]

Welcome to the official RAW IS WAR thread for March 9th, 2015.

What will happen tonight?! Will THE GAME have words for the VIGILANTE STING?! Will THE UNDERTAKER accept the challenge of THE DEMON BRAY!? Will D-BRY have a match at WM!? Will JOHN CENA overcome the odds and convince the BULGARIAN MAULER, RUSEV to face him at WM!? Will Roman Reigns cut a promo!?

All this and more, tonight on RAW~!~!~!


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[DaveWadding]

Guess they're having an all-talent meeting before RAW tonight. Wonder what's up.

[road doggy dogg]

6 hours early, nice

[Big Vic]

Lesnar gonna be there tonight?

[Tazz Dan]

I like early threads, especially around PPV time. It gives a chance to speculate how good the show may be, discuss what happened last week, and how in no way will it be followed up this week.

[Innovator]

Will the divas get a chance tonight?

[Tazz Dan]

Hornswaggle sent out a tweet the other day with the hashtag #GiveLittlePeopleAChance. According to Ryan Clark, from the one tweet, and one tweet only, he's starting a movement.

Every day I'm still surprised he's able to 'report' 'news' here. Or anywhere other than his own sites. And don't get me wrong, this isn't a post hating on him, I just find it amusing, and sad, at the same time.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Raw seemed to be more interesting last week than it had been over the past several months. Then again I was busy doing my DDP Yoga and a few other things while the show was on in the background so it could just be misleading.</font>

[Tazz Dan]

<font color=goldenrod>Raw seemed to be more interesting last week than it had been over the past several months. Then again I was busy doing my DDP Yoga and a few other things while the show was on in the background so it could just be misleading.</font>

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[Tazz Dan]

Seriously though, whenever I think of DDP Yoga, this is what I instantly think of.

qX9FSZJu448

[Tazz Dan]

Breaking News for tonight's broadcast. A Tag Team match has been set! I don't think its a spoiler, but just in case.

-EDIT- I misread it, this has been set for Wrestlemania 31

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[Evil Vito]

Seriously though, whenever I think of DDP Yoga, this is what I instantly think of.

qX9FSZJu448

<font color=goldenrod>Feel like I should be the official ambassador for DDP Yoga on this board. Been on the program for 4 weeks and am down about 7 pounds in addition to just feeling way better. And that's without even doing all of the recommended changes to my diet, so it'll get even better once I start that.</font>

[Volare]

That's good shit there Vito! Keep it up man!

[Volare]

I get to go babysit a couple girls at my convince store I used to manage cause the new manager is out of town, and there's this weird dude always staying around outside after close trying to talk to them.

Thinking about rolling up blasting Mark Henry's theme.

[JimmyMess]

Also word on the street is .

KEVIN NASH to the HOF

[Volare]

So X-Pac is the only one not in.....yet.

[Corndad]

Made the choice to stay and watch it with all you fellas on here instead of going down to the Arena live tonight. Will see if I made the right choice or not.

Pittsburgh Raws usually involve Big Show crying at some point. It has happened like 3 times, no joke. We've also had Santa run over and the debacle that was the Royal Rumble 2014 so only can go up from there, right?

Will be curious the reaction Brock gets tonight vs Roman and if they finally add Bryan to the IC Title match officially or if Sheamus returns and he goes there.

[Corndad]

Also wanted to take a moment to throw this out there. We all bitch, moan, whine, and complain about the writing and how things are booked sometimes and go negative a lot more often than positive but stories like this remind me why I fell in love with Wrestling when I was a kid in the first place. Good work today WWE.

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[KaosDarksol]

can Whiz Khalifa get an F5 tonight? Or any big impact finishing move? Maybe through a couple flaming tables wrapped in barbed wire with thumb tacks... I really don't like this guy.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Maybe we should just say screw it and go all in with <a href="https://twitter.com/RealCurtisAxel">@RealCurtisAxel</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/574969216832528384">March 9, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Mercenary]

lol this thread title reminds me of when me and my niece went to a SD taping, and a kid kept chanting "lets go Coffee". That was the highlight of that night.

[Corndad]

This is Awesome...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Connor “The Crusher” To Receive “Warrior Award,” Induction Into <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> Hall Of Fame <a href="http://t.co/gzTbYCLPtS">http://t.co/gzTbYCLPtS</a> <a href="http://t.co/hZvIbiHUEa">pic.twitter.com/hZvIbiHUEa</a></p>&mdash; BuzzFeed Sports (@BuzzFeedSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedSports/status/575076318355849216">March 9, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Simple Fan]

Good start.

[Corndad]

"Captain Insano shows No Mercy" lol

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Noble

[Corndad]

The older Big Show gets the more he looks like a bowling pin. #steeeerike (https://twitter.com/hashtag/steeeerike?src=hash)
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[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Should we be concerned that Jamie Noble appears to be shrinking on a weekly basis? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/575085029744730112">March 10, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Corndad]

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[Corndad]

Danny Orton vs Yosemite Samuel

[slik]

John has CENA NUFF of Randy wearing pants. Matt Hardy seems amused by this.

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[slik]

Cena repeatedly pantsing Orton in public probably the reason Orton just quit wearing pants on a 24/7 basis.

[slik]

eating lasagna and watching RAW

[slik]

^
casual forum slik post in wrestling forum

[road doggy dogg]

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=126447 :roll:

[owenbrown]

I really wish during the whole special guest bullshit tonight we hear this instead since they are in Pittsburgh

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[road doggy dogg]

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[GD]

Daniel Bryan is back in the midcard. Just like Benoit after he won the title at WM XX.

[Corndad]

Could see Bryan winning the I.C. and Cena winning the U.S. to have a winner take all match at SummerSlam. Stars like that in Midcard will make those titles more relevant than anything else could.

[Corndad]

Barrett. Never. Wins.

[Simple Fan]

The running knee as a finisher. Smh

[KIRA]

How sad the IC title bit is the only part of WM I'm interested in

[Volare]

So far I'm thinking about going back to Guildwars and just youtubing Orton and Lesnar segment.

[KIRA]

The running knee as a finisher. Smh

Why not Kneeing someone in the face seems like a good why to take them out.

[Corndad]

R-Truth is still there lol

[KIRA]

R-Truth JBL and Booker T should be a permanent team

R-truth still there THIS IS GOLD!

[Corndad]

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[Poit]

R-Truth is still there lol

Well, yeah. He needs to steal the belt again.

[slik]

I hope that isn't all of DBry we see tonight :(

[Tom Guycott]

Cool hashtag, but you have to say it like Brad Pitt in Seven

#WHATSINTHEBAAAAAAAAG ?

[Corndad]

I hope that isn't all of DBry we see tonight :(

Have a feeling he will be back out to at least announce Connor's HOF Award.

[Simple Fan]

Why not Kneeing someone in the face seems like a good why to take them out.

Just feel that it was a bad spot and felt anticlimactic.

[KIRA]

How great would it be If Truth had a masterplan passing the IC title around and stealing it

[Jazzy Foot]

Didn't Doink once steal the WWF title?

[Mercenary]

Think Harper lost a tooth

[Droford]

The belt isn't in that bag

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: a toy replica

[Jazzy Foot]

I think someone should steal Paige's underpants.

[Mercenary]

:(

[Volare]

Now this is something nice to see.

[Corndad]

Love this kid.

[Jazzy Foot]

Warrior Award for Connor aww that's sweet.

[Mercenary]

the feels!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Connor</font> :(

[Jazzy Foot]

Makes me cry

[slik]

Connor The Crusher makes me legit emotional.

Classy and awesome of them.

[Corndad]

That's beyond fantastic. Legit had tears.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Teared up watching that</font> :(

[Jazzy Foot]

That standing ovation and crowd cheering for Connnor made the hairs stand on the back of my neck. Wow.

[Tom Guycott]

Connor choking out Daniel Bryan... looked a lot like DB and Justin Roberts. Did Connor get "fired"?

You know what would be cool? If Connor were also unlockable in the next game. With Undertaker at WrestleMania stats.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The idea of the Warrior Award is awesome though. Gives fans who inspire other fans a chance to be recognized.

I hearby nominate Tazz Dan for the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2016.</font>

[Jazzy Foot]

<font color=goldenrod>The idea of the Warrior Award is awesome though. Gives fans who inspire other fans a chance to be recognized.

I hearby nominate Tazz Dan for the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2016.</font>

Seconded.

It would be great if say the Warrior Award worked on a public nomination and voting process i.e. people send in nominations, finalists are chosen and then either a panel decides on the winner or members of the public vote online, text etc.

[Mercenary]

shoot!

[Corndad]

Brock is totally thinking about Fighting Frank Mir right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Heyman is amazing

[Corndad]

C'mon Angle.

[Tom Guycott]

Does saying that Heyman is a god amongst insects on the mic even apply anymore? It is common knowledge at this point isn't it?

[owenbrown]

Worked shoot with the mic?

[Corndad]

Keep talking Paul. God this is good.

[Jazzy Foot]

Who keeps shutting off the mic?

[Simple Fan]

Holy Shit Heymen going hard.

[Lock Jaw]

Heyman is the best....

[Innovator]

Pretty sure Heyman and Brock just turned face

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'm going to be so fucking sad when Brock leaves, just because I'll miss these godlike Heyman promos. I mean yeah of course he can always manage other people, but he kicks it up that many more notches for Lesnar.</font>

[Jazzy Foot]

Might Taker reappear tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

BROCK LESNAR

[Lock Jaw]

BROCK LESNAR

[Lock Jaw]

BROCK LESNAR

[Lock Jaw]

BROCK LESNAR

[Lock Jaw]

BROCK LESNAR

[Lock Jaw]

BROCK LESNAR

[Lock Jaw]

Makes so much money to stand around and glare

[slik]

Whatever WWE is paying Brock Lesnar they should probably just start paying Paul Heyman that.

[Mercenary]

Ugh hate Rowan so much

[RawRocks]

The WWE needs a fighting champ not a showcase champ.. i say do a Montreal Screw Job on Brock

[Jazzy Foot]

Are Rowan and Ryback ever going to be main-event contenders in future (or ever again in Ryback's case)?

They lock as if they have the makings of perennial mid-carders like the Kofi Kingstons and Carlitos of the world.

[Tom Guycott]

First of all, Erick Rowan's theme is wack as fuck. Can't get excited for a banjo and music box.

[Lock Jaw]

The Connor the Crusher thing is good and "touching" and all that....

But I went "uhhhh" when they made it sound like Warrior was talking about an award like this, when he was actually talking about an award for crew members.

[Jazzy Foot]

The WWE needs a fighting champ not a showcase champ.. i say do a Montreal Screw Job on Brock

The way I see it if Lesnar is leaving after WM there is no way he is walking out of WM 31 as champion and it would utterly ridiculous to have him win at Mania, walk out and then strip him of the title on Raw in absentia.

WWE needs him to be clear on his future sooner rather than later.

[Simple Fan]

First of all, Erick Rowan's theme is wack as fuck. Can't get excited for a banjo and music box.

I like it.

[Tom Guycott]

Secondly, he has no showcasable part of his gimmick. He's 2d. He has no character. He needs some feuds to be established, and not just those stupid "oh, he's disarmingly brilliant" backstage segments.

[Corndad]

Anyone have a link of that Video they made for Connor?

[Savio]

"We need to have Stephanie look strong"

[Tom Guycott]

I like it.

Its nice, but just doesn't work as an entrance theme, let alone a theme for a guy who needs something to get traction on.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Tom Guycott]

They should have put the Jeff Jarrett sparkle on Sandow in that commercial.

[Droford]

Lol wizdow

[RawRocks]

Once this Mizdow feud is over.. Miz should feud with Tyler Breeze.

[owenbrown]

:rofl:

[Tom Guycott]

Fuck. I want to hate this because of Wiz. I want to like this because of Sandow.

[Poit]

I really do hope Sandow's push doesn't just disappear after this.

[owenbrown]

$9.99

[Droford]

I really do hope Sandow's push doesn't just disappear after this.

Who?

[slik]

Damian WizDow ftw!

[Simple Fan]

Unified UFC WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Leaner. Would be cool if he did it, maybe he wants to do both and Vince doesn't like it. Could be what the dispute was about.

[Lock Jaw]

Sheamus taking a long time to get back from Planet Funk

[Savio]

Hold up x3242

[Lock Jaw]

This is quite terrible "music". This dude supposed to be "popular"?

[Tom Guycott]

Dem Boys? When did WWE sign the Briscoe Brothers?

[Lock Jaw]

Roman Reigns should come out and spear him right now. Get the fans on his side.

[KIRA]

Well for this and Roman changing the channel

[Savio]

PG-13 Mild Drug references.

[Tom Guycott]

Sheamus taking a long time to get back from Planet Funk

Somebody should call his momma

[Lock Jaw]

Rusev should come out and crush him

[Droford]

I hate this on principle

[Lock Jaw]

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[Savio]

Has anyone ever popped for a musical performance on Raw?

[OssMan]

booker t is really enjoying wiz khalifa's performance

[Droford]

That principle is fuck the steelers

[RawRocks]

Whiz Khalifa is everything that is wrong with music today

[Shisen Kopf]

wow this is really good. Love rap.

[Shisen Kopf]

Owenbrown on the other hand hates this.

[RawRocks]

Did the WWE creative team pass away today?

[Lock Jaw]

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[Savio]

I would have popped if he spit on the Cena shirt when taking it off.

[Droford]

They just blew entire months worth of Pyro lol

[Tom Guycott]

Fuck. I feel ashamed for living in PROXIMITY to Pittsburgh because of this. And I don't even live in PA.

And to answer the question, Three 6 Mafia with Mark Henry's theme. But that was more for Mark.

[Tom Guycott]

Whiz Khalifa is everything that is wrong with music today

wow this is really good. Love rap.

I love rap too. And this wasn't it.

One of the greatest rappers alive right now is only widely known not because of almost two decades of albums, but because he is on Jimmy Fallon (Black Thought is a BMF on the mic, and can legit freestyle anything at any time), but this bullshit is what gets airplay. I agree with RawRocks here.

[Shisen Kopf]

Why u hatin dogg??

[Lock Jaw]

Don't like that it is only a Diva's tag match at Wrestlemania.... feels like the title should be on the line....

[Emperor Smeat]

Randomly thought about the Nexus during the whole Black and Yellow part of the song.

[OssMan]

they skipped on opening pyro so they could do the pyro for that performance... smh

[Corndad]

For those who missed it...

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[Corndad]

Eva is WAY too close a ring.

[Corndad]

Proud of my town actually chanting for AJ and not her husband.

[Tom Guycott]

They cut away from Paige and AJ for that weak ass Flintstone tie in promo?

I gues WWE creative DID pass away today.

[Tom Guycott]

Eva is WAY too close a ring.

She's going to botch and injure someone, and she is just standing on the floor!

[Lock Jaw]

THE VIGILANTE up next.... will he actually be there, or will his first words come in a video package?

[Tom Guycott]

By the way, Pittsburgh, Corny?

:wave:

[Tom Guycott]

THE VIGILANTE up next.... will he actually be there, or will his first words come in a video package?

http://www.cafepress.com/mf/52301416/new-satellite-t-shirt_tshirt

Shit. Its supposed to be a picture of the I Bring It Via Satellite shirts.

Why is Sting downpitched?

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha ha.... not even his voice....

[Corndad]

By the way, Pittsburgh, Corny?

:wave:

Yes sir. :wave:

[Droford]

They can't even get sting to do the voiceover?

[Emperor Smeat]

Why does Sting's voice sound a lot more like Kurt Angle instead?

[Simple Fan]

That's not Sting wtf.

[Corndad]

Who's voice is this????

[Lock Jaw]

Or maybe it is

[Lock Jaw]

Some of it sounds like his voice... some doesn't...

[Jazzy Foot]

I think it is his voice and I think he wants to end the authority we will know soon enough.

[owenbrown]

THAT WAS NOT STING'S VOICE!!!!! :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

[Droford]

HHH has signed the fake nWo sting and they'll tie the real Sting up in the back before the match so HHH is guaranteed to win

[Savio]

Fuck off Cena.

[slik]

That was not STING's voice...

[Jazzy Foot]

Wwe doesn't advocate free speech?

[owenbrown]

<s> Hero of the Russian Federation </s> Best of luck in future endeavors Rusev

[Tom Guycott]

Yes sir. :wave:

I'm over the border up in Youngstown.

[KIRA]

They can't even get sting to do the voiceover?

Nope that's gonna cost you extra.

Man was he working for free in TNA?

[Droford]

So does Cena cause Rusev to lose to Axel?

[Jazzy Foot]

Nope that's gonna cost you extra.

Man was he working for free in TNA?

Extorting WWE for all it's worth.

[Tom Guycott]

Sounded like Sting to me. Just unnecessarily pitched down like they were "disguising" his voice. To me, it came off like the fake burns and fucked up haircut Kane had when he first publicly unmasked... like, why?

[Corndad]

#Axelmania RUNNING WILD!

[Droford]

Rusev is the only guy they have who they could be perceived as a legit threat to Lesnar as long as he stays undefeated and Lesnar stays

[KIRA]

Rusev lives in Tennessee so that he can shame the fattest of US citizens with the glory of mother Russia

[Corndad]

42 Days in the Rumble!

[Lock Jaw]

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[Simple Fan]

HHH has signed the fake nWo sting and they'll tie the real Sting up in the back before the match so HHH is guaranteed to win

Didn't the 4 Horsemen do this.

[Tom Guycott]

If Axel changes his theme, I hope ...


YES! THE FUCKIMG HONK-A-METER!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

No Cena shenanigans?

Then again WWE missed a chance last week to have Rusev shenanigans with the Cena-Axel match.

[Tom Guycott]

What I was gonna say, if Axel changes his theme, I hope it isn't Real American... I hope he goes straight up Voodoo Chile!

[KIRA]

Rusev actally pretty good on the mic

[Jazzy Foot]

Want to bum Lana

[Tom Guycott]

So, is Cena Tazz now?

[owenbrown]

:wavesad: Rusev's career :cenashovel:

[KIRA]

I can see john as a heel again

[Droford]

Cena just pulled a Rollins lol

[Simple Fan]

Cena had that chain gang look on him.

[Jazzy Foot]

Will Cena have anal sex with Lana if he wins?

[Droford]

Didn't the 4 Horsemen do this.
Sid Vicious havoc 90

[KIRA]

Fuck wheres Dolph ?

[Tom Guycott]

He doesn't need to go heel. It's just refreshing to see him take shit seriously. Only times he's done that is now and against Punk.

[Emperor Smeat]

Whole feud so far has been mostly Cena pulling Sheamus-like levels of bullying on Rusev.

[James Steele]

When the fuck will Cena apply the STF properly? It's not fucking hard.

[RawRocks]

Wrestlemania will have to be an 8 hour show... it will be five hours for Undertaker's walk to the ring.

[RawRocks]

New Day... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[owenbrown]

Titantron botch :lol:

[Frank Drebin]

Stopping in just to tell you all: Good luck. We're all counting on you!

[Tom Guycott]

Titantron botch :lol:

On top of Heyman's mic cut and that one segment where some random fan was allowed to pretend he was doing a concert.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

New Day should not be beating the champs.

[Lock Jaw]

Hopefully they don't interject New Day into this CesarKidd/Usos feud....

[Tom Guycott]

I will say i like the match to match transitions of people that are already out there tonight.

[James Steele]

They are doing to do a 4-corners tag match or some tag team turmoil match for the tag titles. Maybe a 6-person tag with the women and no New Day?

[Jazzy Foot]

Oooooh Nattie's bouncy boobies. Want to ejaculate on her chest.

[Jazzy Foot]

Do you like pizza?

[James Steele]

Luckily for you Jazzy Foot, Nattie loves tiny cocks. She thinks they are adorable and just wants to snuggle with them.

[Jazzy Foot]

Luckily for you Jazzy Foot, Nattie loves tiny cocks. She thinks they are adorable and just wants to snuggle with them.

I assure you it's humongus. I'm not Japanese yah.

[James Steele]

Raw is going to be in Seth Rollins' hometown next week. Outta be fun.

[Jazzy Foot]

Luckily for you Jazzy Foot, Nattie loves tiny cocks. She thinks they are adorable and just wants to snuggle with them.

That's why she went for a vanilla midget

[Mercenary]

what the hell...this is getting akward

[James Steele]

The way they are doing these tag team entrances makes me think they might just go with a tag team turmoil match for the tag titles.

[Jazzy Foot]

Naomi is so ugly.

Do WWE have timing issues?

[Lock Jaw]

Ugh.... Matadores.... Don't tell me they get into this as well.... Is a one team on one team match too much to ask for? They had a good story going... why add all these other guys last minute?

[Jaded-Dragon]

"She calls it 'The Rear View'."

[Lock Jaw]

Naomi is so ugly.

Incorrect.

[Droford]

Puerto Ricans
Samoans
canadian/swiss
African Americans

Its your racially diverse tag team 4 way at WM

[Jazzy Foot]

Taker is coming. I'm coming atm

[Lock Jaw]

If Matadores beat The Usos I riot.

[RawRocks]

oh God.. and we have an "Ole" "Us-O" chant off.

[Jazzy Foot]

Incorrect.

She's ugly I mean almost Jackie ugly.

[James Steele]

4 Corners Elimination WWE World Tag Team Championship Flag Match

When your country's/territory's flag is grabbed by the other team, you are eliminated. The last flag standing wins.

[Lock Jaw]

She been looking real good ever since straightening her hair. Good look for her.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/EWnzlJ3.jpg (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-03-09)

[Droford]

4 Corners Elimination WWE World Tag Team Championship Flag Match

When your country's/territory's flag is grabbed by the other team, you are eliminated. The last flag standing wins.

with a specially made swiss Canadian flag for Cesaro/Kidd

[Jaded-Dragon]

Why are Los Matadores still a thing?

[Emperor Smeat]

The way they are doing these tag team entrances makes me think they might just go with a tag team turmoil match for the tag titles.

This year's Mania is going to have a ton of guys on the show assuming they do that and don't have them also show up in the Andre Battle Royale.

[James Steele]

Quit steaming Shelton Benjamin and Shawn Michaels' gimmick!

[Jazzy Foot]

http://i.imgur.com/EWnzlJ3.jpg (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-03-09)

Vigo?

[Lock Jaw]

HJSEDWDKQWDKCMKKWDKKAKDAAFKSKF!!!

[Droford]

The Ascension should come out and wreck Torito

[Emperor Smeat]

Looked like Jey headbutted one of the Matadores in the nuts with that awkward dive.

[Jaded-Dragon]

If Matadores beat The Usos I riot.

:rofl:

[Lock Jaw]

LOS MATADORES SHOULD NOT BE BEATING THE USOS. THIS IS UTTER BUSHWA

[Lock Jaw]

The Ascension should come out and wreck Torito

See, if they were going to uneccesarily add teams to Wrestlemania, they should have added these guys.

[Corndad]

TAG TEAM TURMOIL

[James Steele]

OMINOUS QUICK CUT TO JBL'S HAT

[Lock Jaw]

Seriously making me angry right now.... and I am not one to get angry over wrestling like everyone else does...

[Jaded-Dragon]

Distraction Finish ftw.... Again....

[Lock Jaw]

OMINOUS QUICK CUT TO JBL'S HAT

Stand back! There's a heel turn coming through!

[James Steele]

He likes to kid around alright. Better hide that briefcase because he'll put something in there worse than that green slime last year...

[Jazzy Foot]

Torito anal sex with Summer Rae live

[Jazzy Foot]

Still tears from Connor video was so touching. I can't do it no more tits talk tonight.

[Jazzy Foot]

Taker will appear

[Mercenary]

TAG TEAM TURMOIL

Me vs the divas....ok@!

[James Steele]

Imagine just how big of a star Wyatt would be if he had beaten Cena last year. Cena could easily still be in his spot having taken a loss last year and would add even more motivation for his quest to defeat Rusev.

[Vastardikai]

Maybe It's just me, but couldn't they have accomplished the Cena/Rusev match much more easily, and made the match look more interesting, like this:

1. Rusev and Lana cut their promo.
2. Out comes Axel, doing the whole schtick.
3. Rusev declares that he's so confident he can beat this "Foolish, Weak American," that he puts the US Title on the line.
4. They have an actual match, Axel doesn't get wrecked, but he's clearly not getting the better of Rusev.
5. Out comes Cena, who gets in Rusev's face.
6. Surprise roll-up from Axel... 1-2-3!!!! New US Champion
7. Rusev, naturally is furious. He's like if you want the match, you can have your match. Set up for Wrestlemania. US Title isn't tied up in it. And you can have Axel act like his flukey win over Rusev was on par with Hogan dropping the leg on the Iron Shiek.

LOL! What was I thinking. You can't put more than one person over in a segment. How stupid can I get?

[owenbrown]

OMINOUS QUICK CUT TO JBL'S HAT

JBL's hat could cut a better promo than Roman Reigns

[Lock Jaw]

Imagine just how mild of a star Jack Swagger would be if he had made Rusev tap out at Summerslam. Rusev could easily still be in his spot having taken a loss, and would add even more motivation to his quest to UDREA and his goal to MACHKA.

[RawRocks]

Deadspin picks up on the Heyman promo
http://deadspin.com/heyman-promo-brock-lesnar-will-unify-the-ufc-wwe-t-1690444956?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

[Droford]

Taker will appear

As a hologram?

[Jazzy Foot]

As a hologram?

As a sign

[Jazzy Foot]

Bray Wyatt is awesome why did he have to lose to Cena at WM last year? why oh why ?