WWE RAW 5/4 Feat. The King of Bad News, Star Wars Nerd stuff, and Rollins quest to get his nose back

[Emperor Smeat]

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May the 4th be with you! No, this week’s Raw probably won’t be overrun with Jedi, droids or Wookiees for “Star Wars” Day, but with both Randy Orton and Roman Reigns locked in attack formation as they pursue Seth Rollins’ WWE World Heavyweight Championship, we’re guaranteed some out-of-this-world action. You won’t need to use the Force to see what awaits on Monday night

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Three hours of &quot;Go Habs Go!&quot; chants. Fantastic. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/595298314666569729">May 4, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Orton holds the mic weird

[ClockShot]

Where's Brock Lesnar in all of this?

[Dark One]

Where's Brock Lesnar in all of this?

Some say he's currently suplexing the devil to keep us all safe at night.

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!


Oh wait.......

[Dark One]

Randy Orton jamming to New Day is my new favorite thing.

[Corndad]

Orton dancing to New Day HAHAHA

[Droford]

Lol boohoo job

[KIRA]

Thats smart Stopping the Hate on Roman by sending out something they may just hate more

[Droford]

I smell new tag champs

[Frank Drebin]

Is New Day steeming Bo Dallas' gimmick?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Dark One]

Kofi Kingston talking a lot of trash for a dude in pig tails.

[Tom Guycott]

New Day doing Bo Dallas' gimmick better than Bo Dallas.

[KIRA]

Kofi Kingston talking a lot of trash for a dude in pig tails.

Eh I wear those every now and then

[Tom Guycott]

Me too.

[KIRA]

New Day doing Bo Dallas' gimmick better than Bo Dallas.

I know it's kinda sad but in their defense New Day grates on the nerves without really trying

Bo is a bit more overt plus he's likeable no one actually likes The New Day.

[Corndad]

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[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">New Day kicking off Monday by making pets sad with their words here in Canada
<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NewDayMakesPetsSad?src=hash">#NewDayMakesPetsSad</a> <a href="http://t.co/phUYfZBDqP">pic.twitter.com/phUYfZBDqP</a></p>&mdash; Tyson Kidd (@KiddWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/KiddWWE/status/595380440275546113">May 5, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Frank Drebin]

Orton beat the previous tag champs, Kidd and Cesaro, by himself two weeks ago so this should be no problem for him, right?

[Tom Guycott]

I'm actually sad that it took New Day to potentially reintroduce "the Freebird rule"... if they end up defending the belts that way, that is.

Still, they had The Shield and Evolution and The Wyatt Family in the way of 3 man stables they could have done this with. And it would have made SOO MUCH SENSE if 3MB did it.

[KIRA]

Orton beat the previous tag champs, Kidd and Cesaro, by himself two weeks ago so this should be no problem for him, right?

The WWE games are closer to real life than we realize the difficulty spike when a wrestler can take out 12 guys vs the same guy barely winning a one on one a week later

[Tom Guycott]

I know it's kinda sad but in their defense New Day grates on the nerves without really trying

Bo is a bit more overt plus he's likeable no one actually likes The New Day.

Debatable. Bo grates on my nerves, and he looks weird.

I do like they pulled the trigger on them going heel instead of making them a Cena stable (in spite of shitting the bed, they remain faces nobody really likes, and the company continues to shoehorn them as faces".

[ClockShot]

Oops.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: New Day won

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NEW DAY!

[Tom Guycott]

Yeah! That pinfall makes up for the tanked singles run for Kofi against Orton.

[Dark One]

Roman Reigns is a dick. "Oops? Speared my partner... better roll out of the ring and let these guys pin him."

[KIRA]

HA!

[Dark One]

Oh, okay, Big E. dragged him out. Kind of.

[KIRA]

No he's still a dick cause that look on his face said "well it was your own fucking fault you got speared too bad"

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Kane

[Tom Guycott]

You know, I like DoO Kane being a dick to EVERYONE - faces and heels alike.

He's almost the authority figure Regal was back in the day.

[Droford]

Add Ambrose to the title match, that'd be awesome

[KIRA]

When and if Rollins becomes a face it's gonna be hard to get past his voice it's perfect for a smarmy self entitled cowardly heel but as a face....

[KIRA]

Add Ambrose to the title match, that'd be awesome

too good to be true


And yea as an authority figure Kane just seems both feed up with bullshit and happy to make people miserable

[KIRA]

Seriously take Roman out put Ryback in he's actually over and can talk about stuff

he tells anti-jokes for fucks sake!

[Tom Guycott]

So... you poop positivity?

[Corndad]

That was the best way to combat those chants.

[Tom Guycott]

Oh, it's TIME!

IT'S TIME!

IT'S FEEDING TIME TIME time time...

[KIRA]

I do actually want Bray's shirt tho

[Droford]

I do actually want Bray's shirt tho

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1430773610733/images/prod_detail/W09210.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot The Ascension existed

[Dark One]

Forgot The Ascension existed

Welcome to the Wasteland. No, really... please come visit. PLEASE?

[Lock Jaw]

BORN AND BRED TO RIP AND SHRED

[KIRA]

To think we all thought the Ascension was just gonna rip people the fuck apart

[Dark One]

IRISH WHIP. UPPERCUT. REPEAT

UPPERCUT. REPEAT.

UPPERCUT. REPEAT.

UPPERCUT. REPEAT.

UPPERCUT. REPEAT.

UPPERCUT. REPEAT.

UPPERCUT. REPEAT.

UPPERCUT. REPEAT.

UPPERCUT. REPEAT.

[KIRA]

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites-main/default/v1430773610733/images/prod_detail/W09210.jpg

Ordered.

[Lock Jaw]

Weird how Cesaro and Tyson Kidd just one day became face

[Dark One]

For the first time since they added those stupid ring post cameras, they had a good shot, even if it did look like it was recorded on a Razr flip phone.

[Droford]

The Moron Kane

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/jg0PcfA.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-05-04)

We're jammin

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Weird how Cesaro and Tyson Kidd just one day became face

Same with the Bellas.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Vroooooooooooom

[Lock Jaw]

Wasn't even sure if the Bellas are supposed to be face now or what

[Corndad]

NICE. C'mon Ambrose.

[Droford]

Hot damn, come on dean

[ClockShot]

Ambrose gets added in if he wins.

I'm down.

[Dark One]

Ambrose with another great reaction face.

[Lock Jaw]

Hope Ambrose wins even if he has been so destroyed that he seems nowhere near on the level of the World Title and those other guys.

[KIRA]

C'mon dean!

[Droford]

8TvXoXA-_rQ

Just heard this the other night on xm

[Emperor Smeat]

Fatal Fourway for the title would be amazing.

[Poit]

Weird how Cesaro and Tyson Kidd just one day became face

It's a new day.

[Lock Jaw]

It's a new generation

[Droford]

Rollins should keep losing matches to people being added to the match until it's a 30 way super mega ultra match at Payback

[Poit]

Rollins should keep losing matches to people being added to the match until it's a 30 way super mega ultra match at Payback

He pins Zack Ryder and flees.

[Droford]

Fatal Fourway for the title would be amazing.

The Shield Explodes (plus randy Orton)

[Dark One]

That got a holy shit?

What the fuck is wrong with Canada.

[Innovator]

Jeez did Sami pop his head out of the back?

[Dark One]

That's better. Powerbomb into the barricade deserves it.

[Droford]

Oh shit..yes.awesome

[KIRA]

yes! yes!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Ambrose won. Match was great.

[KIRA]

YES!

[Lock Jaw]

Whoa, damn.... didn't expect this! Hopefully they can do some solid build up with Ambrose now. Get him on the mic some and not have it be him making "crazy jokes"

[Poit]

Holy shit, they're doing a Shield triple threat (with Orton).

[Dark One]

YESSSSSS!

https://38.media.tumblr.com/b3baec5ffcd3930af5b730bfe5281055/tumblr_ngrit2SgV01tqkqswo1_500.gif

[Lock Jaw]

If only this match didn't have Randy Orton in it....

[Lock Jaw]

Holy shit, they're doing a Shield triple threat (with Orton).

Probably won't even mention it. :shifty:

[Droford]

Not that I dontt believe in the sh...Ambrose winning the title, but I'll kick myself for the rest of the year if he does since I didn't go to payback

[Dark One]

Feels like Vince was in the back and said "YOU WANT CM PUNK INSTEAD OF REIGNS OR ORTON? WELL FUCK YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO GET ANOTHER FIFTEEN MINUTES OF ORTON AND REIGNS."

[Corndad]

Ambrose probably ain't winning but that is HUGE to get him back to that level.

[Dark One]

Not that I dontt believe in the sh...Ambrose winning the title, but I'll kick myself for the rest of the year if he does since I didn't go to payback

We'll use it for sympathy in Tag Team Turmoil. It's cool.

[Droford]

Ambrose should use that clothesline as his finisher

Clothesline from the Fringe

[Droford]

Lol Kane is channeling me

[Lock Jaw]

Maybe they are building to an Elimination Chamber since they didn't do one this year

[Dark One]

For a pure trainwreck factor, I would love to see them turn Payback into a 12-man match.

[Dark One]

Kane should hire New Day as life coaches for Rollins.

[Corndad]

Let it FLOWWWW Lana

[Droford]

Fandango about to get wrecked

[Lock Jaw]

Have a feeling that Lana will make a terrible face

[Corndad]

Yeah Fandango's chances winning tonight are on Zach Ryder level. :(

[Poit]

Let it FLOWWWW Lana

Feel the Fandango, Lana. Let it flow through you.

[Dark One]

RETURN OF CREEPY JOHNNYDANGO

http://i.imgur.com/uBsbh.gif

[KIRA]

DB a corporate shill for an energy......thing

say it ain't so

[Lock Jaw]

Behind Christian, the duo of Creepy Curtis and Maxine not being brought to the main roster and pushed is one of the biggest mishaps of the past 20 years.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't want to see Lana happy and smiling/waving.....

Want her frowning and telling me to "Shu-Tup"

[Lock Jaw]

Remember when Summer Rae used to get massive pops when she was with Fandango?

[KIRA]

I don't like this demure happy Lana

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder what Putin thinks of Lana's recent antics

[Lock Jaw]

Don't ever want to see Lana Fandangoing....

[Dark One]

Don't ever want to see Lana Fandangoing....

What if she was his new Maxine?

[Lock Jaw]

http://i59.tinypic.com/4uv3vl.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Said it before, but Rusev reminds me of a Killer Tomato

[Lock Jaw]

I hope they play the video of the FATALLYDEMONIC

[Dark One]

Not Impressed Lana is apparently a thing.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/ef1db420852a150c8e97d1c4dc06e3f1/tumblr_n5hd10WfRM1tygp7do1_250.gif

[Dark One]

I hope they play the video of the FATALLYDEMONIC

Really hoping for Dick Justice.

There's no justice without Dick Justice.

[Sepholio]

Imaging Rusev coming out to the theme from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. It's epicness in my head.

[Dark One]

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Lana-After-TD-gifs001_001.gif

[Lock Jaw]

I bet Corey Graves isn't the next big superstar

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hope Rollermacka is in this.

[Sepholio]

lol @ the 2 guys like 2 rows behind JBL wearing LWO shirts. Made me smile when I saw them.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Captain Sweatpants is not tough enough.

[Dark One]

Hope Rollermacka is in this.

Did he finally submit the "I've faced off with the Ascension on Raw, and I've never been pinned or submitted." ?

[Droford]

Captain Fat America should win totally

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/nkLCG83.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-05-04)

Never want to see this again, so here is a gif

[Lock Jaw]

Spiders in the bag

[Dark One]

Never want to see this again, so here is a gif

Math checks out.

[Droford]

There better be a tarantula in that bag

[Poit]

Yes Booker, there's obviously a snake in the bag.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did JBL just criticized what he had to say about Dusty?

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Connecting and delivering <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/UppercutExpress?src=hash">#UppercutExpress</a> <a href="http://t.co/NJqIwWommN">pic.twitter.com/NJqIwWommN</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/2swiss?src=hash">#2swiss</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/M?src=hash">#M</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BTE?src=hash">#BTE</a></p>&mdash; Cesaro (@WWECesaro) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECesaro/status/595402677946863617">May 5, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Dark One]

The uppercuts go on forever.

[Poit]

Spiders in the bag

:lol:

[el bobbo]

So I just tuned in for the first time since Wrestlemania. Saw the spider thing. I will see you guys when Bork gets back.

[Dark One]

So I just tuned in for the first time since Wrestlemania. Saw the spider thing. I will see you guys when Bork gets back.

Thanks for stopping by.

[Lock Jaw]

Now that Cena isn't in the main event, he has become one of the things I look forward to most on the show.

[Poit]

Yeah, he always has a good match, and the guys he beats look good as they lose.

[KIRA]

I saw a grown man wearing Cenas Ucan't see me/never give up blue edition gear in public the other day

[Poit]

It's like Raw is in Sami Zayn's hometown or something.

[KIRA]

Its odd I look foward to these open challenges and I think I hate myself for it

[Dark One]

Its odd I look foward to these open challenges and I think I hate myself for it

It's okay. You can like something Cena's doing and shrivel up and die. It's not an either/or proposition.

[Emperor Smeat]

Bret Hart gives that promo a 4/10

[Corndad]

The Hell LOL

[Poit]

Holyfuckyes

[KIRA]

TYSON KIDD

[Sepholio]

WTF

[Poit]

Wait, I thought that was Natalya's music. Now I'm kinda disappointed.

[Sepholio]

I hope Bret takes Cena to Suplex City.

:shifty:

[KIRA]

EVEN BETTER!

[Corndad]

Heath Slater is money.

[Sepholio]

LOL @ Cena in the corner like oh shit not Bret!

YES SLATER

[Dark One]

Heath Slater will not become US Champion

[el bobbo]

I lied. I'm still watching.

Heath with the short hair looks fucking bad ass. Like when Jeff Jarret cut his hair off and adopted the Don't Piss Me Off slogan.

[Sepholio]

I CAN SPEAK FRENCH BABAY

[Droford]

Oh shit

[#1-norm-fan]

lol

Montreal screwjob part II

[Emperor Smeat]

Holy Shit.

[KIRA]

Oh shit

[Corndad]

OH SNAP

[Poit]

:lol:

[Sepholio]

CMON SAMI ZAYN

[#1-norm-fan]

SAMI ZAYN!?!?!?!?!?!

[Dark One]

OH SHIT. IS IT HAPPENING? SAMI ZAYN? KEVIN OWENS?

[Poit]

HOLYFUCKYES.

[Sepholio]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[el bobbo]

Alright. I am totally glad I didn't turn it off.

[Dark One]

This crowd is going to explode. Holy shit.

[Dark One]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/459b0ab22589453c967e7f70fec83f0b/tumblr_inline_nhbrnmKxSK1t3ror3.gif

[Corndad]

F the Rusev Rematch at the PPV. Switch the Title tonight. F it.

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh. Cena just won on the WWE app.

[Dark One]

It's kind of a shame they've invested so much into Cena / Rusev having an I Quit match at Payback, since it doesn't leave the result really in doubt here, but there's not really a stronger debut (I know he wrestled a tag match on Raw that one time, but that doesn't really count) than getting put over by Bret Hart and challenging THE GUY in WWE for a championship in your hometown which is nuclear hot for you.

[Bad News Gertner]

The crowd was robbed of Slater!!!!! Now we get this Screech lookalike.

[Dark One]

Oh. Cena just won on the WWE app.

Thanks for giving me an opportunity to post this.

http://i.imgur.com/HVY3584.gif

[Droford]

That's a bucket of piss

[Corndad]

Can you imagine the pop if this actually happens.

[Dark One]

If they wanted to, they could use this as a great call back to Cena's debut with Angle.

[Poit]

Yaaaaaaaaas!

[Droford]

Oh shit again

[Dark One]

Thank God that wasn't it.

That would have been the most Cena finish in the history of Cena finishes. "Oh? I just took a brutal, innovative move on the outside and you rolled me in the ring? LOL ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. EVERYTHING'S FINE."

[Poit]

I think I've marked out three times in this match so far.

[Corndad]

Oh What the piss.

[Dark One]

I'm also really digging that Cole's actually calling all of Zayn's signature move names.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/PUvXn6G.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-05-04)

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if Zayn is staying on the main roster, or if this was a special appearance.

[Lock Jaw]

I've said it before, but if WWE gets behind Sami Zayn, I could see him being the next face of the company..... has that same sort of "humble"ness about him that Cena has and seems like he would be really good at all the publicity and charity appearances and stuff. A face that the stockholders could be happy with.

[Dark One]

I wonder if Zayn is staying on the main roster, or if this was a special appearance.

It would be strange for him not to stay on the main roster after a debut like that, but the NXT commitments make it a little weird.

But seriously, can you have THE GUY put a guy over about as well as he can short of losing the title and then shunt the guy back to "developmental" for a few months?

[Emperor Smeat]

Great debut for Zayn. Kicked out of the AA and has an excuse for losing with his shoulder being injured.


It's kind of a shame they've invested so much into Cena / Rusev having an I Quit match at Payback, since it doesn't leave the result really in doubt here, but there's not really a stronger debut (I know he wrestled a tag match on Raw that one time, but that doesn't really count) than getting put over by Bret Hart and challenging THE GUY in WWE for a championship in your hometown which is nuclear hot for you.

Yeah one of the big downsides to the Open Challenge. WWE needs to hold off on announcing Cena's ppv matchups early in order to keep the surprise with these matches.

[Droford]

This has been one of the better RAWs in a while

[Lock Jaw]

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[Dark One]

Can't wait to see the crowd reaction to Orton / Reigns after that last match.

[KIRA]

Ha ha new day still going

[Dark One]

Also New Day randomly celebrating backstage as if they just won the titles again and again and again is fantastic.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That was awesome. :)

Two unbelievable matches (possibly Raw matches of the Year) on the same Raw.

Sami got the Torpedo DDT.

:D

[Poit]

It's kind of a shame they've invested so much into Cena / Rusev having an I Quit match at Payback, since it doesn't leave the result really in doubt here, but there's not really a stronger debut (I know he wrestled a tag match on Raw that one time, but that doesn't really count) than getting put over by Bret Hart and challenging THE GUY in WWE for a championship in your hometown which is nuclear hot for you.

I think Cole did say that if Zayn won, the Cena/Rusev match would become a non-title match. So, that does introduce the tiniest amount of doubt. But yeah, Cena was obviously going to win.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If this was the old server it would have probably crashed it.

[Lock Jaw]

Also, that pop for Bret and Zayn had me marking out

[Corndad]

Also New Day randomly celebrating backstage as if they just won the titles again and again and again is fantastic.

:y:

[Lock Jaw]

Has Bret been back to Montreal since his WWE return? I want to say yes, but I don't know.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh damn. Is Sami Zayn gonna team up with Kidd/Cesaro?!

[Poit]

C'MON NIKKI!

[Lock Jaw]

Or maybe he just won't show up for his interview at all

[KIRA]

Tamina hopefully she'll be more than a henchm-nope

[Lock Jaw]

Tamina back.... Jazzy Foot gonna be "happy"

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">GO <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">@JohnCena</a>!!!!!!!!!!!! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWMontreal?src=hash">#RAWMontreal</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/595409994624933888">May 5, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Poit]

Tamina hopefully she'll be more than a henchm-nope

:'(

[Droford]

Naomi looks like someone shrunk Awesome Kong

[Lock Jaw]

Naomi with heel hair now

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wooo Tamina

[Poit]

Oh, yeah. I guess Tamina is Naomi's cousin-in-law. Is that a thing?

[Lock Jaw]

I guess Naomi and Tamina are somehow on that giant family tree

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Slow Mo <a href="http://t.co/zjggbHoftJ">pic.twitter.com/zjggbHoftJ</a></p>&mdash; WrestlinGifs (@WrestlinGifs) <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlinGifs/status/595413200260173824">May 5, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[Poit]

Naomi with heel hair now

Jacqueline hair.

[Dark One]

Oh, yeah. I guess Tamina is Naomi's cousin-in-law. Is that a thing?

It is now.

In a few weeks? Who knows.

[KIRA]

Damn, I was hoping he would get the William regal KOTR treatment which I maintain was one of the coolest things ever .

[el bobbo]

Barret looks fucking ripped to shreds.

[Droford]

I feel bad for Wade..you could hear crickets

[Droford]

Barret looks fucking ripped to shreds.

He should show the Ascension how its done

[Savio]

Wait Nikki bella is a face now? Why?

[Lock Jaw]

Barrett shouldn't have won.... too much damage done to him already.... a "lost cause".... should have given the crown to Neville to give him some momentum/credibility.

[Dark One]

Wait Nikki bella is a face now? Why?

Because Naomi became a heel because they had to write off Paige so she could go film a shitty movie with the Miz and because divas division.

[Emperor Smeat]

I feel bad for Wade..you could hear crickets

That was just respect shown by all those peasants in the crowd. Next phase is to get Barrett's face on their money.

[Lock Jaw]

Wait Nikki bella is a face now? Why?

Because Naomi beat her a few times and then beat up WWE Paige so she could fight Nikki Bella.

[Savio]

.....wut.... lol

[Droford]

Why does Sheamus have yellow eyes

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dolph Ziggler trying to make us forget he said he was going to kick his own ass

[Dark One]

Not sure I can get behind a feud about a guy desperate to have another dude's lips on his ass.

[Dark One]

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[Sepholio]

Not sure I can get behind a feud about a guy desperate to have another dude's lips on his ass.

The entire attitude era was a feud about a guy desperate to have everyone kiss his ass at some point.

[Poit]

The entire attitude era was a feud about a guy desperate to have everyone kiss his ass at some point.

HE'S VINCE MCMAHON, DAMNIT!

[Savio]

Because Naomi beat her a few times and then beat up WWE Paige so she could fight Nikki Bella.
Did they ever actually turn or was she just "defacto face"

[Droford]

Lol @ Kane 323 lbs since 1997 sign

[Dark One]

Holy shit. Barrett won a match after earning an accolade.

THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE BLOWING THROUGH MONTREAL~!

[Dark One]

Did they ever actually turn or was she just "defacto face"

She just started being less heel because divas division.

[Lock Jaw]

Did they ever actually turn or was she just "defacto face"

Defacto face

[Lock Jaw]

RIP Adrian Neville, he had a good run

[Dark One]

Hoping the Roman Reigns WWE 24 thing shows his whole family snapping and becoming badass submission machines after the match like the dirtsheetz said.

[Dark One]

RIP Adrian Neville, he had a good run

Dude debuted with a cape.

He never lived.

[KIRA]

Dude debuted with a cape.

He never lived.

The cape had a hood though,there was a sliver of hope.

[Lock Jaw]

Flinstones WWE movie... random promotion for it... came out awhile ago....

Spoiler: CM Punk jobs to Barney Rubble like three times

[Poit]

Every time Kane comes out, it's bad news for everyone around. He's like the Bowser spaces in Mario Party.

[Poit]

That was a missed opportunity for a "My name is Jamie Noble!"

[#1-norm-fan]

I tuned in late and just found out Ambrose got added to the title match.

I liked the triple threat better. Unless it's an elimination match, this just seems like the easy out for Rollins to keep the title and Orton and Reigns to keep looking strong.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If its an elimination match they should all kill Orton first and then let the Shield EXPLODE!

[Lock Jaw]

Ahahaha Roman shaking his head

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That wasn't flying. It was falling with "style?"

[KIRA]

They are making the Superman punch look really shit it took 12 to stagger big show and Orton just showed irt can be dodged by slightly shifting your body don't even have to move your legs lol.

[Poit]

OOOAH SPLASH!

[Savio]

No elimination match have Orton get "injured" before the match goes on.

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose standing tall at the end of the show?

Canada really is bizarro world.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Best Raw since.....umm I can't remember. Maybe the 2014 Post WM Raw.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did Big E say n word tivity instead of negativity on his promo?

[Lock Jaw]

Everytime I try to hum Dean Ambrose's theme, it turns into Triple H's....

[Emperor Smeat]

They are making the Superman punch look really shit it took 12 to stagger big show and Orton just showed irt can be dodged by slightly shifting your body don't even have to move your legs lol.

Got downgraded once it was no longer the setup to the spear and WWE protecting Big Show's KO punch more during the past feud (and against Lesnar).

[Dark One]

So, pretty great Raw. They had the guts to do some different things like New Day overcoming Orton/Reigns, adding Ambrose to the title match, having Sami Zayn show up for a competitive match with Cena, et cetera. Pretty much everything that happened had a story or a purpose or served as character advancement instead of just random "HEY. YOU TWO. GO OUT THERE AND TRADE WINS." Any of the stuff that didn't was brief and unoffensive and the exception rather than the rule, instead of the past few weeks which had been an unending flood.

I give tonight 14 suplexes out of 16.

[Lock Jaw]

So many great things tonight.

Probably the best being Stardust beating R-Truth via rubber spiders.

[Lock Jaw]

Nah, for real though, have a feeling that the Bret/Zayn moment will become one of my fav moments of recent years.

[KIRA]

DEAN AMBROSE IS RELEVANT I'm happy.

[Emperor Smeat]

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