frankenstein an awesome wrestler

[The MAC]

Here's the deal. You have to submit one wrestler per attribute Every attribute has to be a different wrestler. You can name your franken-wrestler if you like.


Mic Skills : Paul Heyman
Body/look: Roman Reigns
wrestling ability: Bret Hart
Role : upper card workhorse

[Lock Jaw]

Mic Skills: Kurt Angle
Body/look: Kurt Angle
Wrestling Ability: Kurt Angle
Role: Main event player

[Lock Jaw]

Or for real

Mic Skills: Christian
Body/Look: Seth Rollins
Wrestling Ability: Dolph Ziggler
Role: Smarmy coward dude who cheats and worms his way to victory. Pretty much like Seth Rollins currently is, but better.

[KaosDarksol]

Or for real

Mic Skills: Christian
Body/Look: Seth Rollins
Wrestling Ability: Dolph Ziggler
Role: Smarmy coward dude who cheats and worms his way to victory. Pretty much like Seth Rollins currently is, but better.

Don't forget that he always asks for one more match

[Shisen Kopf]

Mic skills: Great Khali
body: Kevin Owens
rasslin ability: Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Beard: Hornswoggle
role: owen white type super rassler

[Kris P Lettus]

Mic skills: Ahmed Johnson
body/look: Golga
wrestling skills: El Dandy
roster ██████████ dominate hw champion

[Vastardikai]

Mic skills: Dusty Rhodes
Body/look: Harley Race
Wrestling skills: Terry Funk
Roster ██████████ Huge star until Vince gets a hold of him. Even then is insanely over, confounding them even more.

[Vastardikai]

Mic skills: Zack Ryder
Body/look: Christian
Wrestling skills: Carlito
Roster ██████████ someone who won't get pushed, much to theInternet's chagrin.

[Lock Jaw]

Why you got to saddle the looks of Christian with the mic skills of Zack Ryder...

[Wishbone]

Mic Skills/Attitude: Dean Ambrose

Body/Look: Roman Reigns

Wrestling Skills: Seth Rollins

Roster Position/Role: The face of the company Vince wants because lets face it none of the Shield guys fit Vince's idea of "face of the company" but together they're fucking perfect.

Name: Slash "Fuck your shit I'm the king of the world" McBadass. Why? Because I fucking can.

[Vastardikai]

Why you got to saddle the looks of Christian with the mic skills of Zack Ryder...

I was trying to figure out the most glaring weakness of all three.


One more with some different attributes.

Strength: Harley Race
Toughness: Haku
Look/Body: Bam Bam Bigelow
Meanness: Terry Funk
Wrestling skills: Billy Robinson
Personality: Finlay
Sanity level: New Jack
Role in the company: whatever he fucking wants.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh, ok. I guess I don't see Christian as having any weaknesses myself.

[Vastardikai]

Oh, ok. I guess I don't see Christian as having any weaknesses myself.

He has two.

1. He's merely solid, as in not spectacular. And he doesn't have a bodybuilder physique that would get him a push anyway.

2. He portrayed a goof for the vast majority of his WWE career. That really killed him in Vince's eyes. A goof might get popular with a certain segment of the audience, but he isn't a top guy.

[Ultra Mantis]

Mic Skills: The Rock
Body/look: Johnny Curtis
Wrestling Ability: Daniel Bryan
Role: Jobber

[Emperor Smeat]

Mic skills: Bo Dallas
Body/look: Kane
Wrestling skills: Ziggler
Role: Director of Inspirational Selling

[Lock Jaw]

He has two.

1. He's merely solid, as in not spectacular. And he doesn't have a bodybuilder physique that would get him a push anyway.

2. He portrayed a goof for the vast majority of his WWE career. That really killed him in Vince's eyes. A goof might get popular with a certain segment of the audience, but he isn't a top guy.

No to everything you said! :fu:

[BigDaddyCool]

Scott Steiner giving the Frankenstiener.

[Simple Fan]

If I'm building a Frankenstein wrestler it would have the mic skills of Scott Steiner

For the body I got to have Hogans 24 inch biceps, Sid Viscous's legs, the torso of Brock Lesner simply for the knife tattoo, and Randy Orton's head.

The wrestling ability of Vader

His role would be a monster heel and we shall call him Freakenstein.

[Lock Jaw]

Plus one abby normal brain

[My Final Heaven]

The promo ability of X-Pac
The physique of Mason Ryan
The mathematical smarts of Scott Stiener
The wrestling ability of Stacy Keibler

Let that mental image sink in for a minute. You'll thank me

[FourFifty]

Mic skills- Steve Austin
Physique- The Undertaker (in his prime)
Wrestling Skills- Doesn't matter, a guy that big who can talk will get pushed to the moon in WWE. Dude could have the wrestling skills of a potato.
Role- Tyler Breeze's body guard who goes with him from NXT to the main roster, then they split up ala HBK and Big Daddy Cool while Breeze is going for the WHC..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The promo ability of X-Pac
The physique of Mason Ryan
The mathematical smarts of Scott Stiener
The wrestling ability of Stacy Keibler

Let that mental image sink in for a minute. You'll thank me

Roman Reigns?

[Emeye]

Mic Skills : CM Punk
Body/Look : Finn Balor
Wrestling Ability : Edge
Role : Dominant in IC Title Division. Eventually claws his way to a World Title run (I'd go with a MiTB cash in), but mainly upper mid-card.

Mic Skills : Wade Barrett
Body/Look : Ryback
Wrestling Ability : Brock Lesnar
Role : MuthaEffin animal. Dominant Heavyweight Champion.

[Jazzy Foot]

Mic skills: The Rock
Body/Look: Hulk Hogan
Wrestling Ability: Goldberg
Role: Main-Eventer

That's one hell of a dominant guy!

[Vastardikai]

Mic skills: Rip Rogers
Body/Look: "Jumping"Joey Maggs
Wrestling Ability: Barry Horrowitz
Role: Jobber

He may lose all the time, but he will be damned good at it.

[My Final Heaven]

Roman Reigns?

Roman Reigns is no Mason Ryan :nono:

[BigDaddyCool]

The Suplexing ability of Taz
The Physique of Detroit
Name: Suplex City, bitch.

[FourFifty]

Physique of Paul Bearer
Mic Skills of Paul Heyman
Wardrobe of Jim Cornette
Bump Taking Skills of Shane McMahon

Role- Greatest goddamned heel manager out there.

[Jazzy Foot]

Mic Skills: AJ Lee
Arms and Tits: Beth Phoenix
Abs: Victoria
Legs: Tamina Snuka
Hair: Eve Torres
Face: Gail Kim
Skin: Paige
Lips: Lana
Strength and Power: Chyna


Nice big boobies!