MONDAY NIGHT RAW 7/27/2015- Brock vs Undertaker at Summerslam OMGOSH!

[RP]

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/the_slatest/2015/07/24/hulk_hogan_racist_audio_rant_wwe_breaks_of_relationship_with_wrestling_star/482563339-marlon-wayans-kisses-hulk-hogan-during-wwes-2014_1.jpg.CROP.promo-xlarge2.jpg

[DAMN iNATOR]

That guy's a real freak, kissing those curtains.

[OssMan]

Will watch the opening segment and then probly stop... maybe pick up on the DVR later

[Corndad]

Will be curious if Hogan is out of the Opening or not

[Corndad]

Heyman is so freakin good it's sick.

[Dark One]

Important questions for the night:

1) Will both Taker and Lesnar be present tonight?

2) Will I earn my third star?

[OssMan]

Jesus christ

4 hours of Summer slam

I can't do it. I just can't

[Emperor Smeat]

Unless they are going to expand the card like Mania, Summerslam is going to have too much filler this year.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>4 hours. god no.</font>

[Dark One]

50 of those 60 bonus minutes will be the Undertaker meandering down to the ring.

[OssMan]

This announcement is painful to watch

[Dark One]

Well, they're booking a good Raw in the first ten minutes, at least, even if the segment is uh... something they could have just posted on WWE.com or something.

[DAMN iNATOR]

50 of those 60 bonus minutes will be the Undertaker meandering down to the ring.

That might actually just take up the whole 4 hours.

[owenbrown]

Welp. #RIPSethRollinsCareer

[Corndad]

That might actually just take up the whole 4 hours.

Just have Cesaro and Owens wrestle for an hour and we are all set.

[RP]

Looks like Cena is getting the Summerslam title shot.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cena vs. Rollins for Rollins' title? OH GOD NO.

[Tom Guycott]

Welp. #RIPSethRollinsCareer
http://i.imgur.com/h2S7fFw.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Steph

[DAMN iNATOR]

I was hoping for that.

Not that Rollins needs the US gold.

[Dark One]

They're in Oklahoma, yeah? Surprisingly hot engaged crowd.

[Tom Guycott]

They're in Oklahoma? Hm. Wonder how they're gonna embarass JR tonight... gotta be a good one, since he isn't there anymore.

[OssMan]

Oh I thought those matches were all for summer slam

[OssMan]

Why didn't Stephanie McMahon say that she said no "for the first time ever," she does that every night.

[Corndad]

Wasn't Austin suppose to interview Hogan for one of those? I guess Paige is the replacement lol That actually could be pretty interesting.

[DAMN iNATOR]

They're in Oklahoma, yeah? Surprisingly hot engaged crowd.

Wonder if J.R. bought a ticket.

[Tom Guycott]

But she doesn't quite say it with flair like she did tonight.

[Dark One]

Paige's interview on Jericho's podcast was pretty good, but her getting an Austin podcast slot is kind of weird. Did they bitch out of putting the Undertaker on?

[Dark One]

Why didn't Stephanie McMahon say that she said no "for the first time ever," she does that every night.

Triple H was kind of frowning.

[Dark One]

Wasn't Austin suppose to interview Hogan for one of those? I guess Paige is the replacement lol That actually could be pretty interesting.

Oh, that makes more sense than my guess.

I hope she slips in a few "BROTHER"s

[RP]

Did WWE give up on Ambrose being a Main Eventer? I love Ambrose.

[Corndad]

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[Ruien]

Is Ryback still out? Need more of him on my television.

[Tom Guycott]

Oh, that makes more sense than my guess.

I hope she slips in a few "BROTHER"s

So, you're saying you want her to be dropped from the company faster than Abraham Washington was when he mentioned Linda's senate campaign?

[Dark One]

So, you're saying you want her to be dropped from the company faster than Abraham Washington was when he mentioned Linda's senate campaign?

Tweet Hogan about his thoughts on Kobe.

[Tom Guycott]

SuperMiz > SuperMex

[RP]

LOL Ambrose untied his boot as a joke

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol Miz going on about staph infections being for wimps

Not so subtle shots at Punk.</font>

[Tom Guycott]

No, JBL, don't give Byron "that one". Or any one.

[OssMan]

Big Show choke slam nice, don't see him do that much any more

[Corndad]

Count out?

[OssMan]

Low ratings tonight I guess

[Dark One]

Baaaallllllllllllls

[Maluco]

Good to see young guys like Big Show getting built up. Future of the company!

[DAMN iNATOR]

UGH. Creative just doesn't know how to build Ambrose. :n:

[Savio]

Really wish WWE would stop burrying finishers.

[GD]

Prefer topless Ambrose.

[Tom Guycott]

Ambrose looks like he could bring back the DDP rib tape look.

[Emperor Smeat]

Big Show had that weird look in the eye like he wanted to eat Ambrose or something. Probably thought of him as some sort of meatball sub before the attempt failed.

[Dark One]

Once part of the flock you say?

Raven confirmed as the third man.

[Emperor Smeat]

Does the WWE actual make or sponsor a comic book, seems like a golden money making opportunity they are missing with the Neville comic stuff.

[Corndad]

Once part of the flock you say?

Raven confirmed as the third man.

That would be... Sick.. boy.

https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/R.HUmzvdCuk5Mynzxqb8tA--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9NzExO3E9OTU7dz02MDA-/http://profightdb.com/img/wrestlers/thumbs-600/820ef3d8fcsickboy.png

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They had a Mick Foley WWE comic for a few issues but it was shelved/canceled.

[Dark One]

Does the WWE actual make or sponsor a comic book, seems like a golden money making opportunity they are missing with the Neville comic stuff.

There've been a few.

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2013/10/comic642.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

So glad they dropped the unnecessary "New Sensation" nonsense.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does this mean Fandango is heel again?

[Tom Guycott]

Is Curtis rocking Nasty Boys dance pants?

[Tom Guycott]

Does this mean Fandango is heel again?

Nope. Just means he's being fed to Neville.

[Corndad]

Neville/Stardust coming soon to a SummerSlam Pre-show near you

[Tom Guycott]

Joker Rhodes

[Mercenary]

They had a Mick Foley WWE comic for a few issues but it was shelved/canceled.


For good reason. While the artwork was good the comics story wise sucked

[Dark One]

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/16/160740/2689242-0220173800-tumbl.gif

[Tom Guycott]

The Owens matchup photo looks so fake... like it's superimposed o'er who Orton is "really" facing tonight.

[Dark One]

Only Cesaro is a bad enough motherfucker to zipline down in a full suit.

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[Innovator]

I wish Cesaro still had the Real American theme

[Dark One]

The Owens matchup photo looks so fake... like it's superimposed o'er who Orton is "really" facing tonight.

His real opponent?

http://i.imgur.com/GesCmnm.png

[KIRA]

Stop letting Naomi talk

[KIRA]

I wish Cesaro still had the Real American theme

I know for some reason it really fit him.

[Lock Jaw]

Love WWE Paige and WWE Becky Lynch.......

[Lock Jaw]

Charlotte also present, I guess

[Innovator]

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR BECKWAGON JUMPING

[Innovator]

Serious spot giving the women a top of the hour spot

[Lock Jaw]

Did Sasha's music get remixed? Don't like it....

[Dark One]

And the most important debut of the Divas Revolution: Sasha Banks' theme.

[Dark One]

Did Sasha's music get remixed? Don't like it....

I'm guessing it just sounds different in a bigger arena and with less post-production.

[Tom Guycott]

As much as I enjoy this "Divas Revolution" business, I have a nagging cynicism in thenback of my head that this is all a ploy to try and thrust a newly emerged botch machine (you know who I mean) into this mix out of nowhere and be the one to dethrone the Bella after AJ's reign length has been passed.

[Emperor Smeat]

Might have missed it but if Sasha is on Team BAD and the Bellas are Team Bellas, does the other group actually have a name?

If not, should really call themselves Team Pinkie Swear.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/9c44b2b7e9c934a8cd6ec008ca497045/tumblr_nrubkpTwfG1swrlico2_540.gif

[Corndad]

As much as I enjoy this "Divas Revolution" business, I have a nagging cynicism in thenback of my head that this is all a ploy to try and thrust a newly emerged botch machine (you know who I mean) into this mix out of nowhere and be the one to dethrone the Bella after AJ's reign length has been passed.

Oh No.

[KIRA]

I wish the WWE would stop adding team to names it just sounds stupid

Also 2 divas matches I am so loving that they are taking this division seriously.
"divas revolution happened because of the bellas" I agree you can only be so awful till something has to give.

[Shisen Kopf]

I'd like sasha banks better if she changed her name to Sasha Bonks. Big fan of the Turbografx.

[Lock Jaw]

Wow, didn't expect Sasha to get the win there....

[Lock Jaw]

Paige tapped out too fast I think....

[Dark One]

I think they've been referencing themselves as the Powerpuff Girls on Twitter/Instagram, but they probably can't do that on TV.

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[Dark One]

As much as I enjoy this "Divas Revolution" business, I have a nagging cynicism in thenback of my head that this is all a ploy to try and thrust a newly emerged botch machine (you know who I mean) into this mix out of nowhere and be the one to dethrone the Bella after AJ's reign length has been passed.

Oh god. The Vogue is coming, isn't she?

[Dark One]

Incoming Dolph Ziggler return?

[Emperor Smeat]

Paige-Sasha was pretty good overall.

[Dark One]

There's a part of me that REALLY wishes Hogan had been revealed as being on the cover.

The "NOPE. IT'S BEEN AUSTIN ALL ALONG" would have been tremendous.

[Dark One]

Cigar? That's not PG.

FINN BALOR SIGHTING.

[Lock Jaw]

Haha that Terminator commercial

[Simple Fan]

Is he naked on the game?

[Lock Jaw]

If Naked Arnold is in the game, I hope Naked Mideon goes in too.

[Dark One]

Is he naked on the game?

Alternate attire:

http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Naked-Mideon.jpg

[Dark One]

That dog is going to poop in the ring, like Khali.

[Lock Jaw]

DOG ZIGGLER

[Triple A]

Rusev is the best

[Dark One]

DOG ZIGGLER

Future WWE Champion.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rusev

[Dark One]

Lana? I will buy that cold fish for $2.

[KIRA]

WWE realizing they have to stretch to fill out the 2l16 roster

[Lock Jaw]

COD ZIGGLER

[Lock Jaw]

Someone getting slapped with a fish

[Emperor Smeat]

Lana is just upset Rusev never got her a fish as a present.

[Lock Jaw]

Should have thrown the fish into the crowd

[Lock Jaw]

Just for the halibut

[Tom Guycott]

Fish: the new stink face

[Tom Guycott]

I think they've been referencing themselves as the Powerpuff Girls on Twitter/Instagram, but they probably can't do that on TV.

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Just get Big Cass to sing his rendition of the theme for their entrance. Problem solved!

[Tom Guycott]

I wish the WWE would stop adding team to names it just sounds stupid


So glad I'm not the only person upset at this.

[Tom Guycott]

You know, Justin Creible doesn't ever seem to get Kliq cred until the conversation goes into a "we had guys in WWF, WCW, and ECW" territory.

[Lock Jaw]

I guess since Summerslam is now a four hour deal like Wrestlemania, they need to suddenly build up other teams to put in some sort of multi-man tag team championship match.

[KIRA]

4 hrs no fucking way.....why?

[KIRA]

time for Titus to do ALL the talking. Again.
Step it up Darren

[Crimson]

"Byron hasn't said nothing all night" lol

[Dark One]

COLD BLOODED by Titus leaving D-Young hung out to dry.

[Simple Fan]

Lol at Titus calling out Saxton, dudes awesome in commentary.

[Dark One]

#CommentaryAwful trending for life

[Tom Guycott]

Wow. I love the banter about Primo & Epico.

[Maluco]

Lol Kofis entrance. Get the belts back on these guys asap.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at way Kofi dances. New Day has been great these past few weeks.

[Crimson]

Just have Titus replace all 3 current commentators

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MY NAME IS EARL!

[Innovator]

WHERE HAS THIS KOFI BEEN?!

[Innovator]

That clap dance is the best thing since the Orton brawl at MSG

[Innovator]

And that brawl was the best thing since Saving Private Ryan

[Dark One]

And that brawl was the best thing since Saving Private Ryan

And the benchmark before that?

[Innovator]

Nothing.

[Innovator]

Good thing this segment is legal now

[Lock Jaw]

Love the specialized name keys for Wyatt and Harper....

[Dark One]

INCOMING HEATH WYATT

[#1-norm-fan]

lol People cheering loving their family.

Gayyyyyy

[Dark One]

THE GREAT WYATT

[Dark One]

REPO-WYATT

[Dark One]

BASTION WYATT

[Innovator]

Is he cutting a promo for a match or announcing his candidacy for President?

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh no... Not the mic...

[Dark One]

Is he cutting a promo for a match or announcing his candidacy for President?

Kind of the same thing for Bray Wyatt.

[Tom Guycott]

I hope deep down that Swagger is brought into the fold.

[KIRA]

what kind of knob loves their family ?

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh, this isn't so bad.

[Triple A]

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Lock Jaw]

First time in awhile I have paid attention to a Wyatt promo.... was actually a good explanation with the whole "setting him free so he would learn that the world is dangerous and come back to him more loyal"....

[Lock Jaw]

All I want is to hear Beck Lynch's theme, dangit....

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/xOfypmy.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-07-27)

Fish learned to sell from Dolph Ziggler

[owenbrown]

I thought Charlotte was getting a title shot tonight? :wtf:

[#1-norm-fan]

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

:nono:

[Lock Jaw]

I thought Charlotte was getting a title shot tonight? :wtf:

No, they announced the tag match.

[Innovator]

Listen to that apathy

[#1-norm-fan]

Not impressed with this divas division "rebirth" so far. They just brought in some NXT divas and added one extra meaningless Raw-style divas match every week.

[KIRA]

kill Alicia Kill!

[Innovator]

CMON NIKKI CMON NIKKI CMON NIKKI

[Emperor Smeat]

Not impressed with this divas division "rebirth" so far. They just brought in some NXT divas and added one extra meaningless Raw-style divas match every week.

Until one of them goes after and beats Nikki for the title, the best hope is the WWE doesn't suddenly lose interest soon in the new trio for the division. Paige seems to be more energized with this feud than she was with the Bella feud.

[Tom Guycott]

She did that wrong. She was supposed to yell "WHO'S THE MAN?!?" while doing those push-ups.

[Lock Jaw]

T-BOOOOONE

[Innovator]

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Simple Fan]

They need to do a Queen of the Ring type tournament once all this trio stuff is over.

[Innovator]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

[Tom Guycott]

All I want is to hear Beck Lynch's theme, dangit....

There you go. And a victory to boot.

[Dark One]

HEY TRIPLE A:

Becky Lynch earning that New Human Suplex Machine title.

[Lock Jaw]

Love Becky Lynch and Becky Lynch theme.....

[#1-norm-fan]

Until one of them goes after and beats Nikki for the title, the best hope is the WWE doesn't suddenly lose interest soon in the new trio for the division. Paige seems to be more energized with this feud than she was with the Bella feud.

I don't even need to see someone win the title to signify a rebirth of the division or anything. There's just nothing to any of their characters. They're all beating and losing to each other. Everyone has looked relatively equal. There doesn't seem to be any real heat. It's just... the same blandness with different divas.

[Dark One]

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

[Lock Jaw]

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[Dark One]

I don't even need to see someone win the title to signify a rebirth of the division or anything. There's just nothing to any of their characters. They're all beating and losing to each other. Everyone has looked relatively equal. There doesn't seem to be any real heat. It's just... the same blandness with different divas.

I would say that the "new" women have won almost every time. The teams are splitting wins, sure, but it's primarily been the new ones going over.

[Innovator]

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http://i.imgur.com/8v8brP4.gif

[owenbrown]

Have they mentioned <s>Hogan</s> name redacted yet?

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/8v8brP4.gif

http://i.imgur.com/EgYEgi6.gif

[Innovator]

http://i.imgur.com/EgYEgi6.gif

http://i.imgur.com/8v8brP4.gif

[Innovator]

PARTY PEACOCK OUTTA NOWHERE

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[KIRA]

Have they mentioned <s>Hogan</s> name redacted yet?

I wish I knew who you were talking about,brother.

[Lock Jaw]

I hate Paige's boyfriend too

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/8v8brP4.gif

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[owenbrown]

I wish I knew who you were talking about,brother.

Stevie Richards

[#1-norm-fan]

I would say that the "new" women have won almost every time. The teams are splitting wins, sure, but it's primarily been the new ones going over.

I'm pretty sure they've all lost once already. Some of them have been tag matches, but still. It's kind of a clusterfuck of equality.

[Simple Fan]

This should be good if Owens doesn't run or Sheamus doesn't interfere.

[Innovator]

I'm pretty sure they've all lost once already. Some of them have been tag matches, but still. It's kind of a clusterfuck of equality.

Stop being a smark and using smart terms for WWE's midcard like that

[Dark One]

PARTY PEACOCK OUTTA NOWHERE

http://38.media.tumblr.com/64bdf43e1a1b0b8607f51c7aa0289956/tumblr_np5ealEVE31sdbzz2o1_400.gif

[Dark One]

This should be good if Owens doesn't run or Sheamus doesn't interfere.

So......

[Lock Jaw]

I'm pretty sure they've all lost once already. Some of them have been tag matches, but still. It's kind of a clusterfuck of equality.

Part of why I wanted WWE Paige to win tonight.... to show that she is still the "top dog (face)" of the division.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Cole just called Orton "Cena"?

[#1-norm-fan]

Stop being a smark and using smart terms for WWE's midcard like that

lol. I'm trademarking "clusterfuck of equality" for use in place of "midcard" in WWE.

[Simple Fan]

So......

Sheamus will probably interfere.

[Lock Jaw]

I do like that Sasha winning gives it that kind of "anybody can win" kind of feeling....

One of the things I enjoyed way back in the day when I actually watched and enjoyed TNA (ie, when Christian was there), was that in a lot of matches you couldn't tell who was going to win a lot of the time, and that a lot of them were presented as being in a "clusterf*** of equality"...

[Innovator]

Owens loses to Cena, loses feud.

Welp, to the clusterfuck!

[Lock Jaw]

Just realized this match is battle of the chinlocks....

[Lock Jaw]

Both masters of the chinlock....

[Ruien]

I'm pretty sure they've all lost once already. Some of them have been tag matches, but still. It's kind of a clusterfuck of equality.

Its 3 vs 3 vs 3. You can't have one team dominate the entire thing if you want to drag out the feud. Eventually one team looks superior but that won't happen right away. Paige should have won since shes the leader of her team though.

[Lock Jaw]

T-BOOOOOONE

[#1-norm-fan]

I do like that Sasha winning gives it that kind of "anybody can win" kind of feeling....

One of the things I enjoyed way back in the day when I actually watched and enjoyed TNA (ie, when Christian was there), was that in a lot of matches you couldn't tell who was going to win a lot of the time, and that a lot of them were presented as being in a "clusterf*** of equality"...

Those matches are more effective when two guys are on a warpath and then collide in a "who can keep it up?" type of match.

When everyone seems like they can beat everyone else, no one gets over. It's like "Cool. You beat that guy. But you lost to him last week, beat the guy who beat him the week before and lost to the guy who lost to the guy who beat the guy who beat him the week before. Who gives a shit about the outcome of your match next week now? You're clearly not gaining or losing anything from it."

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait, I tuned in late...

... Cena vs Rollins for the US title is tonight???

Feel like they can't actually have this match end legit.

[owenbrown]

Cena saying he's going to shock the world?! :wtf: :nono:

[Lock Jaw]

Would like to see one of those days #1-wwf-fan fantasy book the WWE for like six months....

[Lock Jaw]

He's only been back in the "main event" for two weeks and I already miss Cena in the "midcard" where he was doing fantastic work....

[#1-norm-fan]

Would like to see one of those days #1-wwf-fan fantasy book the WWE for like six months....

I've started with TEW before. I get bored quickly though when I realize how long it would take to realistically make everything the way I want it. As tempting as just putting the world title on Johnny Curtis the first night I start booking is, there's a ton of work to do to fix shit.

[Ruien]

I think he is going to put over Rollins at SummerSlam. Doubt they will have Cena win the belt when its not the main event.

[Ruien]

Also believe Reigns will be the next champion (If not then Brock).

[Lock Jaw]

CHAMPIONSHIIIIII

[Emperor Smeat]

Seems like a no win situation to have Rollins-Cena happen now and not at Summerslam unless there is going to be some sort of no contest swerve.

If Rollins pulls off the shock victory, makes no sense for him to put the WWE title on the line later while Cena winning would just prove what he said about Rollins being a weakling and just be a formality before he gets the WWE title in a few weeks.

[#1-norm-fan]

Seems like a no win situation to have Rollins-Cena happen now and not at Summerslam unless there is going to be some sort of no contest swerve.

If Rollins pulls off the shock victory, makes no sense for him to put the WWE title on the line later while Cena winning would just prove what he said about Rollins being a weakling and just be a formality before he gets the WWE title in a few weeks.

I'm actually thinking Cena wins, Rollins has to "prove himself" at SummerSlam and somehow escapes with the title again.

[Lock Jaw]

At least we won't have to see John Cena sell the curbstomp..... Only good thing about it being banned....

[KIRA]

I'm actually thinking Cena wins, Rollins has to "prove himself" at SummerSlam and somehow escapes with the title again.

Who is Rollins facing at SS anyway

[Simple Fan]

Cena after he earns it tonight.

[Simple Fan]

Damn Cena might be mad.

[Lock Jaw]

Why isn't the ref wearing gloves?!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Did Cena just ask the ref what time is it

[#1-norm-fan]

Only 5 more AAs to go to get the win, Cena!

[Dark One]

Cena's new finisher should be the small package.

[owenbrown]

Did Cena just ask the ref what time is it

yes

[#1-norm-fan]

Goddamn, that nose.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Cena's nose

[Dark One]

Or a sweet T-Bone Suplex.

[Corndad]

Dat Nose.

[owenbrown]

John Cena's nose is broken.... #RollinsFutureEndeavored

[Dark One]

John Cena:

http://medpic.org/picture/3/broken_nose.jpg

[Triple A]

damn

@ nose

[owenbrown]

goddammit

[GD]

Holy shit at Cena's nose.

[owenbrown]

he PINNED the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Cole?! :wtf:

[Simple Fan]

Might we get NBA mask Cena next week?

[GD]

Mad love and respect for Cena.

[Dark One]

JBL throwing out a "son of a bitch."

This main event got really real. For really reals.

[Innovator]

Will they ever let Seth hit the Phoenix Splash?

[#1-norm-fan]

Maybe don't actually try to break dudes faces with your knee, Rollins. You fuck.

[Lock Jaw]

Probably better ways to build to a Cena/Rollins Summerslam match then give a match away for free on RAW where Cena cleanly beats the champ.

[Dark One]

Might we get NBA mask Cena next week?

The return of JUAN CENA.

http://vid.alarabiya.net/images/2014/03/01/3a04f2da-454f-4952-8af7-15437c686e72/3a04f2da-454f-4952-8af7-15437c686e72_16x9_600x338.jpg

[Dark One]

Based on that closing shot of Rollins, he clearly broke his knee on Cena's face.

[Dark One]

John Cena tomorrow morning:

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.99805.1313909065!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/gal-gn-johnmatuszak-1-jpg.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

"Grotesque" Cena next week

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jesus...Rollins really is the worst booked champion ever.

It's not a "oh god Cena wins" thing ever. The champion should just never do a clean job on free TV. Why watch the PPV to see the same exact match?</font>

[owenbrown]

Bye Bye Ric Flair's record :wavesad:

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/EqSf89N.jpg

[owenbrown]

<font color=goldenrod>Jesus...Rollins really is the worst booked champion ever.

It's not a "oh god Cena wins" thing ever. The champion should just never do a clean job on free TV. Why watch the PPV to see the same exact match?</font>

even worse than Jericho?

[Frank Drebin]

Cena will be healed up in time for tomorrow's Smackdown tapings. Dats what he do.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mad respect for John Cena. Dude is tough as nails.

[Lock Jaw]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nb_N292J1cM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[owenbrown]

John Cena doesn't work Tuesdays :roll:

[Crimson]

Hope Rollins cuts a promo saying he came out of it unscathed meanwhile Cena looks like a crosseyed inbred, so he's the real winner. Would be kinda funny

[#1-norm-fan]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CK-F0roWwAEGAaJ.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

<font color=goldenrod>Jesus...Rollins really is the worst booked champion ever.

It's not a "oh god Cena wins" thing ever. The champion should just never do a clean job on free TV. Why watch the PPV to see the same exact match?</font>

Especially by tap out which the WWE treats as the most embarrassing way to lose.

Wouldn't be surprised if the Authority starts to cozy up to Cena again while treating Rollins like dirt similar to when Orton was their hand pick choice against Cena.

[Tom Guycott]

Wow. I leave to pick up my dad from work as Randy Orton squares off against Kevin Owens. Now I get back home...I can't put my finger on it, but Kevin Owens looks a little different...

[Dark One]

lol at the internet.

"Anyone would have finished the match with a broken nose. It's not that big of a deal."

Fuck right on off. Dude's nose is plastered to his cheek. That's not "just" a broken nose. No offense to Owens, but it's not like when CJ Parker broke his nose with a palm strike.

[#1-norm-fan]

<font color=goldenrod>Jesus...Rollins really is the worst booked champion ever.

It's not a "oh god Cena wins" thing ever. The champion should just never do a clean job on free TV. Why watch the PPV to see the same exact match?</font>

No idea how they don't get this. Why should people be rooting hard for a heel champion to get what's coming to him when it already happens on a weekly basis? I'm not exactly the biggest supporter of Seth Rollins in the position he's in but if you're gonna do it, at least TRY to make it seem like he belongs there for some reason and not as a jobber on Superstars.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins should mimic Bryan's knee catchphrase and call his "The Knee That Broke John Cena's Nose." Just have him constantly threaten to do the same till their Summerslam rematch since he 's going to need all the help to not be seen as just a weakling of a champ now.

http://i.imgur.com/3WDqFzw.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

Emotionless lady on the right side in a red spotlight creeping me out.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It doesn't matter if Christ himself comes strolling down to the ring for a match against the champ. The champ should never do a clean job on TV.</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This Rollins shit makes me upset at the supposed rumor that Triple H of all people is pushing for him to be booked this way, so he can act like the "disappointed dad". Sounds like it comes down to him wanting to work a match with Rollins down the line.

Meanwhile Vince is the one sounding sane, saying he wants Rollins to become just a total bastard heel champion like Edge.</font>

[Simple Fan]

After his nose broke Vince should have made the call for Rollins to win by DQ something or even TKO. It did make the champ look we weak losing a match were he broke his opponents nose, I know it wasn't planed but something could have been improvised. Then you would have broken nose Cena beating the odds at SS.

[Fignuts]

lol at the internet.

"Anyone would have finished the match with a broken nose. It's not that big of a deal."

Fuck right on off. Dude's nose is plastered to his cheek. That's not "just" a broken nose. No offense to Owens, but it's not like when CJ Parker broke his nose with a palm strike.

Yeah I've had my nose broken almost as bad in a soccer game and it fucks you up pretty bad.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/YIr5UNX.jpg

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/HFPUwEl.png

[Dark One]

Another super gross John Cena's nose picture:

http://i.imgur.com/kqXzXrS.gif

[Fignuts]

Looking at that gif did rollins pull his head down or did cena do that on his own? Cause i think it would have went off fine otherwise.