Change or add letter in a rasslers name ***awesome game*****

[Shisen Kopf]

remember playing this in an AOL chat in 1998 only then it was band names. So like if the band you have is U2 you could change that to O2 (that's oxygen for all of you who don't know science) told you this game was so awesome! but let's do that for rasslers. So I'll start with Meng...let's change the E to an O...lololol Mong...RIP john Kano. Anyway, I'll do another: Bret Hart becomes Brit Hart and is now not from Canada but that other country. Goddamn this game is great. You go now.

[Sixx]

Roman Feigns.

He just plays possum all the time.

[The MAC]

HHH > Cunter Hurst Helmsley : Being true to his nature

Mark Mero > Marc Zero : where Mero ended up

Michael Cole > Michael Hole : cus he is an asshole

[loopydate]

Booger T - now can you pick that, suckaaaaaaaaaaa?

[Big Vic]

XX Factor - A Stable that identifies as female.

[Shisen Kopf]

Hillbilly Jem. He's truly outrageous, y'all!

[hb2k]

Lex Luzer. Especially would have worked around Summerslam 93.

Kollywood Kulk Kogan.

[Mercenary]

Kane to Cane or Bane.....yeah I'm lazy :P

[Big Vic]

FunderTaker - A more cheerful undertaker that likes to dance and have a good time. Wears cool colors and has a cool hip entrance theme.

[Shisen Kopf]

Lex Luzer. Especially would have worked around Summerslam 93.

Kollywood Kulk Kogan.

Gonna have to DQ the hogan one. That changed 3 letters. This game has very strict rules.

[#1-norm-fan]

The Underbaker. He takes his opponents out by serving them under-cooked meatloaf before the match and giving them salmonella.

[#1-norm-fan]

John Cent. 50's adopted wigger brother.

[Sixx]

Tits O'Neil.

A Caitlyn Jenner gimmick.

[#1-norm-fan]

Fandangoo. Same as Fandango but there's an extra "o" because WWE is retarded and doesn't learn how to spell before producing a debut vignette for a guy.

Also what I call the ejaculate that is produced when I watch old Johnny Curtis NXT stuff. "Fandangoo".

[#1-norm-fan]

Virgin. The Million Dollar Man's ex servant if he never got the job and earned all that fuck money.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wave Barrett. Does the wave... or some shit.

[Sixx]

Pubic Enemy.

They look like lice. So not that much different.

[#1-norm-fan]

Public Enema. Most extreme ECW gimmick ever.

[#1-norm-fan]

... What the fuck, Sixx. That was fucking weird. lol

[Sixx]

Public Enema. Most extreme ECW gimmick ever.

HIGH FIVE

[#1-norm-fan]

lol What are the odds?

[Sixx]

Lokozuna. An obese luchadore.

[#1-norm-fan]

Big D. Because he's black.

[Big Vic]

Bort Gunn - Bort is a VERY common name.

[#1-norm-fan]

The Nig Show. Stole Shisen's bike.

[hb2k]

Papa Shaggo - basically a cross between the voodoo gimmick and the Godfather.

[ron the dial]

sgt. laughter: military comedian

[hb2k]

The Iron Shrek. Just paint him green, I guess.

[loopydate]

The Gown. Exiled former hockey player finds comfort in wearing dazzling evening wear.

[Big Vic]

Zack Gown - One legged wrestler finds comfort in wearing dazzling evening wear.

[Innovator]

Lean Street Posse - 3 upper class guys who are really into fitness

[Fenix122]

Jerry Lawyer - OBJECTION!

[Fenix122]

Luke Larper - shoots fake spells at his opponents

[Curtis]

A-Brain.


The wisest wrestler in the WWE, uses his brain to come up with inventions to defeat his opponents.

[loopydate]

Rowdy Roddy Paper. He always beats The Rock.

[loopydate]

Irwin B. Schyster, otherwise known as IBS.

Sorry, this joke is pretty shitty.

[Simple Fan]

El Dorito a jumping nacho chip.

[hb2k]

"The One" Billy Punn, the cunning linguist.

[Shisen Kopf]

Tic Flair, he bites.

[Shisen Kopf]

Or has Tourette's

[Vastardikai]

Terry Fuck, less Doublecross Ranch, more Bunny Ranch.

[Shisen Kopf]

Booby Heenan, master of titty honking

[loopydate]

Jake "The Shake" Roberts. Malted dessert beverage enthusiast.

[Shisen Kopf]

Fuckhouse Buck, bouncer at a brothel.

With his manager Terry Fuck

[Shisen Kopf]

Jake "The Shake" Roberts. Malted dessert beverage enthusiast.

Or he has Parkinson's!

[hb2k]

Or he has Parkinson's

Okay, that was genuinely hilarious.

[The MAC]

• Shame Mcmohan, the prodigal son who is ashamed to be associated with WWE

• Dick Rude , dicks are rude

• CM Spunk , pipe bombs all over his opponents face

• Dic Hendrix

[Shisen Kopf]

Tone Cold, never lifts for mass only for tone in a well cooled gym.

[Sixx]

D-Mon Dudley. He loves satan now.

[Simple Fan]

Crime Time Players, Shad and JTG return and join PTP.

[loopydate]

Razor Ramen. Scott Hall eats like a college student while he drinks like a college student.

[Shisen Kopf]

Kevin Rash

[Shisen Kopf]

Bone Man Gang, he doesn't make the world work

[loopydate]

Ultimate Worrior. He's just got a lot on his mind, okay?

[slik]

The Jiz

[loopydate]

Trash Stratus.

[slik]

The Rack

[slik]

Stove Austin - Austin: 350 says I just baked your ass

[Sixx]

Brian KenDick. Got no penis, duh.

http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/mailbag/barbiecrotch.jpg

[slik]

The Demon Jane

[slik]

Corporate Kale

[slik]

Big E Tangston - he really likes TANG

[slik]

Kevin Ovens - Cook Ovens Cook!

[Simple Fan]

Samoa Joy. She could be apart of the Submission Sorority.

[slik]

Jean Ambrose - he rassles in jeans, he is sooo unhinged!!!1

[Innovator]

Bag E - bringing JNCOs back

[Innovator]

Rufi Kingston - Bill Cosby's favorite wrestler

[Vastardikai]

With his manager Terry Fuck

I forgot his first name was "Bunkhouse," so I realized I was cheating, so went with Terry.

To keep the guy around, time to introduce Terry's distant cousin:

Bunkhouse Fuck. :naughty:

[loopydate]

Region of Doom

[slik]

Moldust - bah gawd keeng, Moldust just hit the shattered lungs, oh my gawd

[Innovator]

Tatunka - Native American really into T.A.T.U.

[loopydate]

KAKA Michinoku. Poop

[slik]

Andre She-Giant - The World's largest Transvestite

[loopydate]

The Godbather. Because you didn't think He got that shiny and clean all on his own, did you?

[slik]

Khris Jericho - the newest member of the Kardashian family

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nader-Always ruins things you like.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Duplex City- Paul Heyman's license to print Real Estate Money.

[loopydate]

Tommy Creamer

[Innovator]

Haven - depressed grunge rocker seeks refuge for all like him

[Shisen Kopf]

Man Mountain Sock...is he rad dggy dg?

[Shisen Kopf]

Gaystacks Calhoun. New partner of the Bone Man Gang!

[Innovator]

The Loon - guy in a gold coin suit

[Sixx]

Gay Lethal.

He kills homos? He's so homo it's lethal? I dunno.

[Shisen Kopf]

Meth Rollins, he's a tweaker

[loopydate]

Brat Hart. He refuses to put people over that he doesn't like, even refusing to along with planned finishes, then he complains about it for a decade and a half.

[loopydate]

El Randy. He's a jam-up guy OUTTA NOWHERE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brett Hart: Bret legally changes his name so his moron fans now are spelling his name right.

[loopydate]

Charo Guerrero. Well-endowed maraca-shaking member of the famous Mexican wrestling family.

[unclebrown]

Brett Hart: Bret legally changes his name so his moron fans now are spelling his name right.



STD! STD! STD!

[Shisen Kopf]

Brett Hart: Bret legally changes his name so his moron fans now are spelling his name right.

Bret Heart

[Shisen Kopf]

Drugged Ronnie Garvin

[loopydate]

Greg "The Hamper" Valentine. You throw your laundry into him

[loopydate]

Honky Tank Man. he's white trash, but nobody's gonna say anything. Cause he has a tank.

[loopydate]

Road Warrior Hank

[Sixx]

Road Warrior Hank

So random, I love it.

Kinda like Chad the Beast or something.

[Fenix122]

Bret Shart - trust me you do NOT want to wrestle him

[loopydate]

Ernest The Cat Killer

[loopydate]

Jimmy Hurt

[loopydate]

Isaac Wankem DDS

[loopydate]

The Hardly Boyz. They're boys? Hardly!

[loopydate]

Matt Crappotelli

[slik]

Brad Wyatt

[drave]

Barista - he machine guns lattes, your way.

[The MAC]

Brat Hart. He refuses to put people over that he doesn't like, even refusing to along with planned finishes, then he complains about it for a decade and a half.

So basically Shawn Michaels

[slik]

Bret Hurt - he gets injured a lot

[slik]

Yoko Tuna - evil foreign heel Sushi Chef

[Mercenary]

The Road Hogg and Sad Ass Bily Gunn the New age Gay Biker Gang

[drave]

Triple K

Nuff said.

[drave]

Kevin Rash - he never wins because he needs that ointment.

[drave]

quad rash, obvs

[Sixx]

Triple K

Nuff said.


oh yessssss

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Big Mick Johnson

http://www.britishtheatreguide.info/system/prints/577/large_thumb.jpg

[Nicky Fives]

Kollywood Kulk Kogan.

well played.

[loopydate]

Grant Gonzales

[Big Vic]

Dude Lover - He's like Dude Love, but for the fellas.

[Shisen Kopf]

Poondog Spot. He's a dog that likes, well, you know!

[Shisen Kopf]

Dude Lover - He's like Dude Love, but for the fellas.

Rude Love, he likes it very, very rude

[Mercenary]

The Fella Twins. Twin Females that look like Sheamus

[Shisen Kopf]

Piss Elizabeth, yeah.

[Stid]

The Underbaker. He takes his opponents out by serving them under-cooked meatloaf before the match and giving them salmonella.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/GiB-3EYE0ME" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I remember this being way funnier when I was 8.

[Big Vic]

Psycho STD - He's going psycho because it hurts when he pees.

[Emperor Smeat]

The Loogeyman.

[KaosDarksol]

BM Punk- can never make it through a match without a bathroom break

Daniele Bryan- The bearded lady

Crock Lesnar- Lies about everything

Fray Wyatt- Knows how to save a life

The Niz- Look it up on Urban Dictionary (what miz thinks he is)

[loopydate]

Hah. How to save a life. Well played, sir

[Big Vic]

Brock LesBar

[Big Vic]

What's Rollermacka's stage name?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Parvis.

[Shisen Kopf]

The Funkyard Dog

[Shisen Kopf]

Kike Rotunda

[Sixx]

Kike Rotunda

Rick Jude

[slik]

A New Dad

[Shisen Kopf]

A Jew Day

[Cool King]

Jack Swigger - The raging alcoholic.

[KaosDarksol]

Also have to say that Luke Larper and D-Mon made me lose it with laughter

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

China- Dominating Mega Heel.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Erik Rowan

Erik Watts reboot.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ryeback "Feed Me More Rye Bread"

[ClockShot]

Randy Ravage - He destroys everything.

[Simple Fan]

Rockstar Spur. Short funny dressing cowboy.

[Simple Fan]

Team PCBJ

[loopydate]

Mullet Club

[loopydate]

Boldberg. He'll just walk right up to that pretty girl and just start talking to her. He's very bold, man.

[loopydate]

X-Pic. He's no longer a photograph!

[loopydate]

Halls Mahoney. He's got the biggest cough of them all!

[Simple Fan]

Lava because she's hot.

[Vastardikai]

Dolph Wiggler, follows in the tradition of Norman Smiley.

[Emperor Smeat]

"Mr Gas" Billy Gunn

[loopydate]

Jackie Gaydar

[loopydate]

Jim Pornette

[loopydate]

Stink

[Mercenary]

The Fiz!

[loopydate]

Stabdust

[Lock Jaw]

Besaro - Cesaro's imperfect clone

[Fenix122]

Randy Norton - Randy Orton/Scott Norton hybrid

[Vastardikai]

Chris Zero

[slik]

Hugboat

[Lock Jaw]

Luke LARPer

[Maluco]

Leadbangers - City steel workers in overalls

Silly Gunn - Always getting into 50's sitcom pickles

Pasty Boys (for the Brits) - Pastry makers supreme.

Candy Savage - Vicious sweet shop owner.

One Man Bang - chronic masturbator

[Shisen Kopf]

Muff Bagwell

[Lock Jaw]

Becky Lunch
Harlotte
Raige

[OssMan]

Ramon Reigns -> Ramen Reigns

Samoan guy can't stop eating soup noodles

[Shisen Kopf]

George The Animal Steeler. Big Pittsburgh fan.

[Shisen Kopf]

Kurt Angler, fan of fishing

[Shisen Kopf]

Scott Mall, works at Abercrombie

[Lock Jaw]

POOSEV

[Fenix122]

Paul Beaner - Undertaker's Mexican manager

[Fenix122]

Sasha Bangs - :naughty:

[Shisen Kopf]

Trash Stratus

[Shisen Kopf]

Bug Show. He owns an ant farm.

[Emperor Smeat]

The Fart Foundation

[Vastardikai]

Bug Show. He owns an ant farm.

Pig Show. He shows off swine.

[Shisen Kopf]

Sad News Barrett. Nothing happy to tell everyone :(

[Shisen Kopf]

Pig Show. He shows off swine.

Nig Show. He shows off...never mind.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Big Slow - No explanation needed.

Oldust - Dies if exposed to any kind of light.

next one I'm taking liberties with and removing a letter and subbing in 2...hope that's ok...

The Glock - A real killer.

Brick Lesnar - Put 7 or so of him into one man and you've got yourself a ton of bricks!

[Shisen Kopf]

Rick Prude, he refuses to take off his robe.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sad News Barrett. Nothing happy to tell everyone :(

Ad News Barrett - He comes out with Craigslist, EBay and Amazon ads printed out for his ring attire...his finisher is the Ad News BillHammer...you have to pay your purchase right then and there to avoid getting an elbow in your mush.

[Lock Jaw]

Beth Rollins


Give her a statue for bravery!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Rick Prude, he refuses to take off his robe.

Rick Crude, his antithesis - He takes it all off and gets arrested at every show for public indecency.

[Shisen Kopf]

Dark Henry

[Shisen Kopf]

Gin Cara, botches moves bc he's drunk

[DAMN iNATOR]

Triple A - He runs TPWW AND WWE, and the opening segment is always about how shit his life is.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jock Swagger: Prototypical high school jock</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Jack Stagger: guy who stumbles around a lot</font>

[Shisen Kopf]

Breaking the rules by changing 2 letters but lol at Earthquack. Scrooge McDuck's obese cousin.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Mean Ambrose: blatantly heel Ambrose, duh</font>

[Shisen Kopf]

<font color=goldenrod>Jock Swagger: Prototypical high school jock</font>

Rack Swagger, he got implants.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Alberto Del Rip: his trunks rip open every match</font>

[Shisen Kopf]

Great Khaki, nice pants

[Lock Jaw]

Licky Steamboat - #1 Bushwhacker fan

[Damian Rey]

Sasha Wanks

Holdberg

Mister Abigail

Sandy Ravage

Gooker T

[Shisen Kopf]

Pornswoggle

[Damian Rey]

Paul Wheyman. Paul Heyman in roids.

Wince McMahon-he's very skiddish

Steviea Ray-he's got sugar, sucka!

Ricky the rag-on Steamboat-it's always that time of the month

Musty Rhodes

[Shisen Kopf]

Fryin' Brian Pillman, he's all about Friday fish fries

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Coldust: wears a sweatshirt at all times</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Holdust: painted submission expert</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Seville: wrestling father of Alvin and the Chipmunks</font>

[Vastardikai]

Goldusk, a lovely sunset.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Tardust - His pre-match ritual involves tarring and feathering himself.

[Mr3Maker]

The Spirit Squid
Benny & Loki

Hail Hydra

[DAMN iNATOR]

The Under-baker...he always tries to bake delicious things, but they always wind up just a bit undercooked.

Rib Van Dam - He always is seen eating a lip-smacking rack of ribs before a match.

C.M. Lunk - A superstar who loves working out at Planet Fitness gyms but is blacklisted from each one he goes to because he always sets off the Lunk Alarm.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

John Cenac-New Daily Show Correspondent.

[Simple Fan]

The Million Collar Man Ted DiBiase. Wears 6 shirts at the same time all with the collar popped. Also never wares a shirt twice.

[Sixx]

Steve Au T. Stin. A Rainman gimmick.

[Cool King]

Mush.

[drave]

Stone Cold Steve Baustin - he'll stomp a wicked awesome mudhole in your ass.

[Shisen Kopf]

Party Janetty-he likes to drink rubbing alcohol

[Shisen Kopf]

Madam Bomb

[drave]

Farty Janetty - needs no explanation because farts.

[Shisen Kopf]

Barn Anderson, he never shuts the door

[drave]

Jack Bwagger - He likes to brag about his accomplishments while wrestling a new kinda speech impediment.

[drave]

The Jiz - also self-explanatory.

[Shisen Kopf]

Disco Binferno, dances around trash can fires

[Shisen Kopf]

Duke the Pumpster Droese, he loves to pump his Reeboks

[Big Vic]

Ew World Order - They desire to cover WCW with fecal matter.

[Big Vic]

nWo 20000 - exactly like nWo 2000 but someone made a typo when printing up the shirts.

[Sixx]

nWo 20000 - exactly like nWo 2000 but someone made a typo when printing up the shirts.

Terrible.

[drave]

Stong - WWE's version of Sting

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mImFtd6B3HM/VC1zvZThx-I/AAAAAAAADkU/oy6sb7j9Duc/s1600/Best-of-Sting-DVD.png

[Cool King]

Mason Cryan - Depressed Mason Ryan

[loopydate]

Michael Carver. He's okay at cutting the thanksgiving turkey,,I guess, but everybody kinda forgets about him after a while and it's like he was never there.

[drave]

Raver - keep the same "What about me?" gimmick, but have some dubstep with sick drops play to the ring while light-stick dancing.

[drave]

Tommy Creamer, The Jiz and Val Penis - The Load Warriors

[loopydate]

Billy Kidfan. He just really likes kids.

[Big Vic]

Billy Kidban - He REALLY likes kids and for that reason he is banned from being near them.

[loopydate]

Killy Kidman. He just really doesn't like kids.

[Sixx]

Dick Blower. Come on.

[Sixx]

Heh, even better with the nickname.

Bulldog Dick Blower.

[Sixx]

Mean Ho (Dean Ho). A PROSTITUTE with an ATTITUDE.

Obscure wrestlers are the best.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Big Hoss Man: JR's favorite wrestler</font>

[Evil Vito]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Pxd_cMesorU/maxresdefault.jpg

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Clue Meanie: delivers bizarre Riddler-esque clues in his promos</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Glue Meanie: stole Rhyno's gimmick (Caption Crew represent)</font>

[Simple Fan]

BJ Styles

[Emperor Smeat]

The Codfather - leader of the illicit codfish market

[Cool King]

<font color=goldenrod>The Glue Meanie: stole Rhyno's gimmick (Caption Crew represent)</font>

Those were the days.

[Simple Fan]

Stung because WWE can't mention Sting without bringing up the past.

[Cool King]

Snotsky.

[Damian Rey]

Shitski-he shit his pants, but it wasn't his fault

[Fenix122]

Snailz - he's really slow

[loopydate]

<font color=goldenrod>The Glue Meanie: stole Rhyno's gimmick (Caption Crew represent)</font>

You, sir, get all of the rep.

[Vastardikai]

Waylon Merci, he's French, now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Stang - Sting undergoes a mid-life crisis and tries to adapt his own life to modern black culture.

[Savio]

Steng - Meng's Brother

[Vastardikai]

Hacku: Known for an incident where he cut a man's nose off with an ax. All are afraid of him.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Styng - Because he wondered how it would feel to walk a mile in Rhyno's shoes.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hacku: Known for an incident where he cut a man's nose off with an ax. All are afraid of him.
Haiku
He loves short poems
To write and to read alike
Who stole Shisen's bike?

[Shisen Kopf]

Playboy Buddy Prose, he likes poetry.

[Shisen Kopf]

Baddy Landell, he's a heel.

[Shisen Kopf]

Stand Hansen. He never sits down.

[Shisen Kopf]

Tan Hansen. He only uses SPF 10.

[Vastardikai]

Tan Hansen. He only uses SPF 10.

Scan Hansen: The Wrestling Grocery Clerk.