View Full Version : Monday Night Raw is War (8/31)
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 06:40 PM
I missed Summer Slam.
Catch me up
NormanSmiley
08-31-2015, 06:57 PM
Summerslam synopsis: the heavyweight title match was on the undercard. Thats all
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 06:58 PM
New Day are the new tag champs but now are campaigning against the Dudley Boys and their treatment of tables.
Brock still hasn't figured out the need to wear a cup against Undertaker.
Rollins beat Cena on Summerslam because of some shenanigans while Sting decided to play a game of peek-a-boo last week on RAW.
Divas Revolution became a mess.
Bray hired a fatter version of himself as a possible stuntman for the Shield vs Wyatt family feud.
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 07:00 PM
Dudley's are back?!?!?!?
My boys
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 07:11 PM
OH MY BRUTHA
TESTIFY
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 07:13 PM
More Dudleys tonight, please.
Would like to know if Baa Dallas will make an appearance after being sacrificed to the Lesnarites last week.
el bobbo
08-31-2015, 07:16 PM
Otunga sighting:
http://i.imgur.com/p7yL4lF.png
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 07:45 PM
Scott Stamford appearance too... feel like that guy dropped off the map....
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 07:48 PM
Who's that
Innovator
08-31-2015, 07:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/YQM0BsT.gif
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:04 PM
IT'S STING! STING IS HERE! WE'RE ALL OUTTA TIME!!
el bobbo
08-31-2015, 08:04 PM
Sweet. Ryback vs. Big Show. I've had diarrhea all day and will probably need to use the bathroom.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:05 PM
IT'S STING! WE'RE OUTTA TIME! THANKS FOR WATCHING!
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:05 PM
Still laugh at "Sting" logo/font reminding me of Diva's Title......
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 08:05 PM
Why is Sting back
Corndad
08-31-2015, 08:05 PM
THE VIGILANTE
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:05 PM
Looks lame coming out in his T-shirt.... needs to wear a sweet jacket....
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:05 PM
Sounds like some "doom" music from some video game.
Corndad
08-31-2015, 08:07 PM
Sting planting seeds for Rollins/HHH
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:08 PM
Description of tonight's raw from cable company:
"Sting has returned to stalk Seth Rollins and the WWE Championship"
Really think he should be up in the catwalks or creeping around backstage if this is the case.
Savio
08-31-2015, 08:10 PM
I think HHH wrote Stings promo.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:10 PM
Sting gonna give a little boy a heckuva ride against his will
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:10 PM
C'mon Sting. We're all adults here. Use some fightin' words!
Savio
08-31-2015, 08:11 PM
Stings theme reminds me of "perfect darks" theme
Innovator
08-31-2015, 08:12 PM
Steph
Howyadoin
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:12 PM
Really putting over Triple H tonight.
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 08:13 PM
Dramatic reenactment of Sting vs boy Rollins:
http://media.giphy.com/media/gw3zMXiPDkOyVBsc/giphy.gif
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:13 PM
Really miss business suit, scowling Lana.
Crimson
08-31-2015, 08:13 PM
About time they put over Triple H, lets see what he can do
OssMan
08-31-2015, 08:13 PM
It'S tOo BaD
i'M tOo GoOd
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:14 PM
12 Rounds 3. With Dean Ambrose.
WWE Studios needs to hire movie writers at this point.
Evil Vito
08-31-2015, 08:14 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wtfGg9T6O_8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
<font color=goldenrod>Just have a nice laugh at Rusev and Colin Cassady teaming together circa 2012 vs. Konnor and BRAM (re-signs with TNA Wrestling)</font>
OssMan
08-31-2015, 08:14 PM
Glad people think New Day Rocks
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:15 PM
Ziggler looks strange in pants. Maybe its just me.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:18 PM
Waiting for Rusev to produce the marriage papers and just end this feud.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:18 PM
How long until Lana takes her shoes off and pulls Summer Rae's hair?
I just see Rusev IRL off to the side watching as they took that pic of Dolph and Lana.
OssMan
08-31-2015, 08:18 PM
Are they having a rematch of this fight because the one at summerslam was pointless
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:19 PM
I remember Rusev's NXT debut was vs. Dolph Ziggler and I thought to myself "this guy could be something".
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:20 PM
Did they ever explain why Rusev is back to being Bulgarian and not Russian?
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:21 PM
The hell they chanting?
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:21 PM
You only get to fail Vladimir Putin once.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:21 PM
Did they ever explain why Rusev is back to being Bulgarian and not Russian?
WWE logic, my friend.
We're supposed to forget about it.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:22 PM
The hell they chanting?
"Let's Go Rusev"/"Rusev Sucks" with the Sucks one gradually getting louder and the "Let's go Rusev" one fading away....
Corndad
08-31-2015, 08:22 PM
I remember Rusev's NXT debut was vs. Dolph Ziggler and I thought to myself "this guy could be something".
He was so impressive in his First Rumble 2 years ago. One of the only good things about that entire Rumble. Unless you count Batista Main Eventing Mania as a good thing.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:24 PM
Description of tonight's raw from cable company:
"Sting has returned to stalk Seth Rollins and the WWE Championship"
Separately?
Doubt Sting would get much convo from a chunk of leather and gold.
Unless he becomes Joker Sting again.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:25 PM
For all we know, it's got a life of it's own.
Just like the spinner belt. Think all that spinning is just random? :shifty:
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 08:26 PM
Did they ever explain why Rusev is back to being Bulgarian and not Russian?
Moved to Russia and became a pro-Russian brute because he'd do anything Lana wanted so once they broke up, he went back to supporting his motherland and denouncing everything Lana stood for.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:27 PM
Did they ever explain why Rusev is back to being Bulgarian and not Russian?
Implied that he went back home after the breakup.
gonna really drive home the Bulgarian thing Oh yea and Lana was the reason for his love of mother Russia
Mercenary
08-31-2015, 08:30 PM
lana and zig still hate it
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:31 PM
Glad Ziggler's superkick was just referred to as a superkick by Cole. Seems like it would be a thing to call it a "Ziggler Kick" for no reason.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:31 PM
gonna really drive home the Bulgarian thing Oh yea and Lana was the reason for his love of mother Russia
Kinda have to. That was the problem with treating it like "meh, same country"... they now have to put extra unnecessary effort divorcing the two when they're the ones who created that problem to begin with.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:31 PM
Lana giving the human Barbie doll a run for her money tonight.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:32 PM
Lana's skit says "Lana" on it. Sweet.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:32 PM
Here comes the hair pulling Lock Jaw wanted
OssMan
08-31-2015, 08:33 PM
They drawing this feud out so they can show as many cat fights as possible between the two girls... thats why they keep doing this match
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:33 PM
Lana no longer rocking the granny panties. Got hip to it.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:34 PM
Looking forward to hearing Becky Lynch's theme..... highlight of RAW....
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:35 PM
Worried Sasha is going to job tonight. Please no.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:35 PM
Looking forward to hearing Becky Lynch's theme..... highlight of RAW....
Do you think she needs the steam on the ramp like she had in NxT?
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:36 PM
I keep picturing Scott Steiner coming out of nowhere saying "IT'S THE STEINER RECLINER! DON'T EVER LET ME HEAR YOU EVER FUCKING CALL IT THE ACCOLADE AGAIN!"
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:36 PM
Didn't she have it the one time she actually had a singles match? If not, then yeah, def.... Also needs to wear her NXT gear.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:38 PM
Lovely Renee....
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:38 PM
Nice outfit, Renee. Colorful.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:39 PM
She's gonna follow up with that story (Dolph Ziggler in the shower) later tonight
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:39 PM
Didn't she have it the one time she actually had a singles match? If not, then yeah, def.... Also needs to wear her NXT gear.
Wouldn't hold my breath
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:39 PM
Is Night of Champions before or after Nikki breaks the record?
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:40 PM
She's gonna follow up with that story (Dolph Ziggler in the shower) later tonight
THREE WAY, PLAYA!
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:40 PM
So Foxy and Brie are gonna job, but who else will?
Hope Sasha beats Paige and "beats the clock"
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:40 PM
Bellatron?
She get Cena to make that happen?
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:41 PM
Put up the Honk-a-meter,
Alica Fox and Becky Lynch my cup runneth over
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:43 PM
Sasha beats Paige with the fastest time....
Gets granted a title shot BEFORE Night of Champions. Beats Nikki and stops the title reign just in time. At NOC, Charlotte or Becky get the title match vs. Sasha.
Put up the Honk-a-meter,
I was thinking the same thing loved Santino
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:44 PM
T-BOOOOOOOONE
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:44 PM
Well....glad they spun this to give the Divas match from SS a post match stip, but they could have done that before and maybe not have Nikki talk about how wins and losses dont matter.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:45 PM
3 MINUTES..............21 seconds.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:45 PM
You know what would be awesome (albeit farfetched), if AJ made a surprise appearance and stops Nikki's reign by allowing whoever the contender will be to win with the assist.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:46 PM
DID SOMEONE JUST SAY..... THREE MINUTES?! (and 21 second?)
This is all gonna end with Charlotte as champ though it should be Sasha
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:46 PM
... 3:19. Nice cushion adding 2 seconds.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:47 PM
Sasha beats Paige with the fastest time....
Gets granted a title shot BEFORE Night of Champions. Beats Nikki and stops the title reign just in time. At NOC, Charlotte or Becky get the title match vs. Sasha.
This is best case scenario which means it won't happen unless we sacrifice a pop star to the Gods.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:47 PM
DID SOMEONE JUST SAY..... THREE MINUTES?! (and 21 second?)
Yeah, we got 3 minutes of an hour to kill...
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:49 PM
I don't care about Nikki breaking this stupid record. Its the record for the Divas Championship, not the Women's Championship anyway. How long has the Divas title been around? 5-7 years?
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:49 PM
This is best case scenario which means it won't happen unless we sacrifice a pop star to the Gods.
Good. I kept Christina Aguilera tied up in the basement just in case such a scenario arose where a pop star needed sacrificed for something. Always be prepared!
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:49 PM
Who's this guy?
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:50 PM
I don't care about Nikki breaking this stupid record. Its the record for the Divas Championship, not the Women's Championship anyway. How long has the Divas title been around? 5-7 years?
Well, the women's championship is a bit too out of reach, much like someone replicating Undertaker's streak.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:51 PM
Who's this guy?
Dean Cain's clone.
OssMan
08-31-2015, 08:51 PM
who saw dolph sizzler's tan line just now
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:51 PM
Ziggler almost having a William Regal moment
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 08:51 PM
Well that was odd.
She cracking up about Zigglers dick?
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:51 PM
Dolph has some explaining to do about those tan lines.
Savio
08-31-2015, 08:52 PM
She took a pic of it, its tiny.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:52 PM
Thought that sound was an animal outside my window.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:52 PM
Uh... four way, playa...?
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:53 PM
Dolph shoulda come out yelling about shrinkage
Kudos to summer Rae its hard as fuck to run in heels......Ive heard.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:54 PM
Thought that sound was an animal outside my window.
Thought I was the only one. I looked around and out the door before I realized it was tv.
Dolph shoulda come out yelling about shrinkage
I was in the pool!
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:54 PM
I miss Ryback yelling "RYBACK RULES" at the top of his lungs.... should bring it back...
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:54 PM
Well that was odd.
This is where GTV would come in handy
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 08:55 PM
Summer was chortling at his boner
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:55 PM
I was in the pool!
The AC is on too high!
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 08:57 PM
Miz will get involved in this match. And probably another triple threat match at NOC.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:58 PM
Summer was chortling at his boner
Also, was that really supposed to be laughter? I thought it was the sound of crying. Mixed in with the sound of a squeaky washer belt on the spin cycle.
Mostly, the washer.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 08:59 PM
My big motion picture.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 08:59 PM
Speaking of GTV
"Heheheh! They call you Big Show?"
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 09:01 PM
For some reason this is all I can think of whenever I see Big Show
http://hugelolcdn.com/i/336593.gif
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 09:01 PM
Did Big Show turn heel again?
Last week's Smackdown made it feel like he became a face again after everyone kicked his ass on RAW.
Runs down list of people who have soundly beat the Big Show.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 09:02 PM
Damn Show, 5 minutes into the match and you're sweating buckets already.
For some reason this is all I can think of whenever I see Big Show
http://hugelolcdn.com/i/336593.gif
How many cows had to die to make Show's leather pants a reality?
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 09:05 PM
THE RYBACK!!!!
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:05 PM
THE....... RYBACK!!
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 09:06 PM
Whoops, almost made a boo boo Lillian.
Savio
08-31-2015, 09:06 PM
"The Ryback"
owenbrown
08-31-2015, 09:06 PM
Lilian botched calling him THE RYBACK :lol:
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 09:06 PM
Unless the script really did say Big Show wins?
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:07 PM
Ahahaha graphics error....
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:07 PM
Wish he was called "Strawman".
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 09:07 PM
To the left and up more, guys.
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 09:07 PM
:lol:
owenbrown
08-31-2015, 09:07 PM
someone's getting fired for not putting the time graphic in the right place
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 09:08 PM
Hahahaha having trouble with the time placement, there, fellas
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 09:11 PM
Joe the graphics guy............
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/cNX_wGyKhmM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:11 PM
Why is Alicia still so happy....
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:12 PM
Had a dream the other day where BRRRROCK LESNAR entered to Charlotte's theme.
Mercenary
08-31-2015, 09:13 PM
Ric Flair for next Divas champion folks!
Ha none of Flair's kids inherited his charisma
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 09:13 PM
Becky Lynch is hottt
OssMan
08-31-2015, 09:13 PM
Charlotte best theme in wwe
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 09:14 PM
Charlotte is built like Christian
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 09:14 PM
I blinked and the match is over.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:14 PM
Way to not call one of her finishers.
Sigh. They weren't even paying enough attention to call her finisher.
Mercenary
08-31-2015, 09:15 PM
So we are back to 2013 Diva matches I see
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 09:15 PM
These series of matches might end up getting less time total than the typical Divas match.
At least the usual Beat The Clock series were good for having one match being decent in length and quality.
Are we able to do a 3D through a table in video games yet
Oh for fuck's sake. Cesaro doesn't need another loss to Owens.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 09:24 PM
Might have missed it, but what's with the Tyson Kidd armband Cesaro is wearing?
Might have missed it, but what's with the Tyson Kidd armband Cesaro is wearing?
Kidd suffered a major injury. Cesaro wears the armband for his injured tag team partner.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 09:28 PM
Ah. Here I thought the Tag Team was disbanded.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 09:34 PM
a few mins behind.........Brie looked awful taking that Natural Selection.
Owens becomes a Mortal Kombat character when stunned
Mercenary
08-31-2015, 09:36 PM
a few mins behind.........Brie looked awful taking that Natural Selection.
Well Brie is awful
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 09:37 PM
Giant swing, Cole.
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 09:37 PM
Fuck him up Owens
Fuck him up
*stomp stomp*
Well Brie is awful
Brie is terrible you'd think her husband could improve her skills but nope
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 09:39 PM
That is something Owens needs to do more of... be a fucking heel.
Corndad
08-31-2015, 09:40 PM
C'mon Cesaro.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 09:40 PM
Brie is terrible you'd think her husband could improve her skills but nope
Like AJ said, talented isn't sexually transmitted
Com'on Cesaro should win at least once.
ClockShot
08-31-2015, 09:40 PM
GIANT SWING, COLE!
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 09:40 PM
Wooooooooo
Heel 4 Lyf
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 09:40 PM
Love Owens going over....hate that its over Cesaro. Glad wins and losses don't matter.
Corndad
08-31-2015, 09:40 PM
Owens needs built back up, I just wish it wasn't at Cesaro's expense.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:41 PM
Cole never knowing that the Cesaro Swing was being attempted....
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:41 PM
Brie is terrible you'd think her husband could improve her skills but nope
He did improve her skills. A lot.
And that's a scary thought.
I really like Owens theme..but fuck he beat Cesaro again!
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:42 PM
Feel like Dean Ambrose should only play "loose cannon"/"unhinged" cops, not "good cops"....
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 09:42 PM
It's not so much at Cesaro's expense. They actually are building off of each other. Especially putting on matches like this.
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 09:42 PM
Good match overall. Really hope this is just the WWE trying to build Owens back up a bit and not the end of Cesaro's push.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:43 PM
Feel like Cesaro hasn't actually won a match since he started his latest push.
Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 09:44 PM
Feel like Dean Ambrose should only play "loose cannon"/"unhinged" cops, not "good cops"....
Well, it's not like they're rebooting Lethal Weapon here.
Mercenary
08-31-2015, 09:45 PM
He did improve her skills. A lot.
And that's a scary thought.
for like a month
owenbrown
08-31-2015, 09:45 PM
proof that the truth.com commercials jumped the shark..... fucking memes
He did improve her skills. A lot.
And that's a scary thought.
Even if Nikki didn't have her implants you can now tell them apart as Nikki actually the better of the two not by much but its noticeable their acting is still criminally bad though.
Mercenary
08-31-2015, 09:46 PM
Oh joy Zig and Lana bull shit
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:46 PM
What's the big deal Lana... (or the small deal)
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 09:46 PM
Lana has some dark pubes
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:46 PM
Ser Bronn Strawman time
Savio
08-31-2015, 09:46 PM
Lana is victim blaming
Wait, what? Lana is upset with Ziggler because someone sneaked into his room when he was naked. This is actually a thing?
What kind of fickle bitch gets upset because someone saw you naked and nothing else?
Mr. Nerfect
08-31-2015, 09:47 PM
I still love Cesaro. I hope they give him some time to sell the ribs and then bring him back to continue his rivalry with Owens. I think they probably should have had Cesaro win the SummerSlam match with the way they seem to be going, but I guess it's old-school for the heel to win the early matches to build up the face.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:47 PM
Crowd really needs to get their act together and spell out "WYATT" with their cell phones....
Mr. Nerfect
08-31-2015, 09:47 PM
This angle with Ziggler and Lana is stupid. If there were a WCW, Zigs would be there and a be tearing it up in shit that mattered.
RawRocks
08-31-2015, 09:48 PM
Wyatt Family entrance has quickly become an iconic entrance on the levels of the Undertaker.
Mr. Nerfect
08-31-2015, 09:48 PM
I'm really upset Becky Lynch didn't set the time. I hope they end up doing a Fatal Four Way at Night of Champions though. You know -- rendering everything here tonight pointless.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:50 PM
Can't take Bronn seriously as a monster heel with that Superman tattoo....
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 09:50 PM
Love everything about Wyatt
I'm really upset Becky Lynch didn't set the time. I hope they end up doing a Fatal Four Way at Night of Champions though. You know -- rendering everything here tonight pointless.
It seems pointless to have the Bellatron (or whatever it was called) count down the days until Nikki's reign is the longest, if her next title defense isn't until 6 days later.
They need to have a title match before then.
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 09:51 PM
I still love Cesaro. I hope they give him some time to sell the ribs and then bring him back to continue his rivalry with Owens. I think they probably should have had Cesaro win the SummerSlam match with the way they seem to be going, but I guess it's old-school for the heel to win the early matches to build up the face.
Should go DDP-style with tapped ribs that never go away as part of a new look.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:51 PM
Ridiculous facial expressions/face..... needs to work on that....
Savio
08-31-2015, 09:51 PM
Shouldn't "Bro Strawmans" first match be against some jobber like Zack Ryder?
Evil Vito
08-31-2015, 09:51 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Strowman looked constipated there.</font>
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 09:52 PM
Bronn Stroman looks like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds
I like it
No one can Match luke Harper for crazy eyes and Stroman just looks silly doing it
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:53 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yGNnaK5.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-08-31)
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 09:54 PM
Damn... that was post 39,969....
owenbrown
08-31-2015, 09:54 PM
we fucking get it... cigarettes are bad. and this is coming from someone who has never smoked... FUCKING STOP IT WITH THE GRAPHIC COMMERCIALS!!!
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 09:55 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Strowman looked constipated there.</font>
Yeah he has that look to him. Liked the voice though. Was worried he was going to sound like Mike Tyson and all would have been over.
If they plan on zooming in that close on him, I wish there was a way to get rid of the indentation the mask does to his beard.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 09:56 PM
Love everything about Wyatt
You look like one. Put on a fedora with a backlit room and laugh manically and take a pic please.
Innovator
08-31-2015, 09:58 PM
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Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 09:59 PM
It seems pointless to have the Bellatron (or whatever it was called) count down the days until Nikki's reign is the longest, if her next title defense isn't until 6 days later.
They need to have a title match before then.
They should have debuted that weeks ago but then everyone would be openly wondering why she hasn't defended the title in forever - unless they mapped out a plan for someone to challenge eventually, which they had no idea how to do until now apparently.
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 10:00 PM
You look like one. Put on a fedora with a backlit room and laugh manically and take a pic please.
My buddy's wife said this this during wrestlemania two years ago
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 10:00 PM
I don't own a fedora
Strowman big guy noted now shut up about it Vince he does not seem very mobile tho
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:01 PM
proof that the truth.com commercials jumped the shark..... fucking memes
we fucking get it... cigarettes are bad. and this is coming from someone who has never smoked... FUCKING STOP IT WITH THE GRAPHIC COMMERCIALS!!!
Always hated that one that aired probably 15 years ago where they just had someone with a megaphone outside an office building "yelling up" at the evil executives. CREATING SOCIAL DISTURBANCE, WHAAAAATTT?!?
RawRocks
08-31-2015, 10:02 PM
Um big show... this guy will retire you...
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:02 PM
I don't own a fedora
Fedora Twins!!
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Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 10:02 PM
Ambrose and Reigns needs to use the Taker strategy of a good nut kick to take down the new Wyatt guy.
Corndad
08-31-2015, 10:03 PM
So, Who is gonna be the new Third Shield Guy?
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:03 PM
Strowman big guy noted now shut up about it Vince
lol...I can hear Vince yelling at Cole about this. Maybe thats why he couldn't recognize the giant swing. "REMEMBER COLE, HES SOOOOOO HUUUUUGE"
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:04 PM
I want to know what all those notes in front of Cole say.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:04 PM
So, Who is gonna be the new Third Shield Guy?
Fandango
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 10:05 PM
Byron Saxton has a very punchable face
Savio
08-31-2015, 10:05 PM
New guy has a weak finisher
Savio
08-31-2015, 10:06 PM
lol sting needs to stop talking up HHH
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 10:06 PM
Sting needs to stop talking period
Super weak promo
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:06 PM
Why hello, Renee
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 10:07 PM
New guy has a weak finisher
Arm triangle is a legit submission
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:08 PM
Johnny Curtis.
How about Johnny Cage?
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Mr. Nerfect
08-31-2015, 10:08 PM
I like the sound of Sting's voice, but that promo made very little sense.
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 10:08 PM
Orton should join up with New Shield
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:08 PM
Paige facing Sasha. One step towards my booking.
Mr. Nerfect
08-31-2015, 10:08 PM
Strowman impressed me this week. Not sure if I buy the whole "no sells Shield" bullshit though.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:09 PM
Highlight of RAW is video and picture of Christian
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:09 PM
So Foxy and Brie are gonna job, but who else will?
Hope Sasha beats Paige and "beats the clock"
Worried Sasha is going to job tonight. Please no.
Nervous.....
Paige facing Sasha. One step towards my booking.
God I hope so
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:10 PM
Sasha gonna beat the clock.
Mr. Nerfect
08-31-2015, 10:10 PM
I have a feeling something funny is going down here. Either The Bellas attack Paige, causing the DQ and throwing a wrench in PCB; or Sasha wins and wants in the match at Night of Champions.
push the NETWORK PUSH THE NETWORK!
Mr. Nerfect
08-31-2015, 10:11 PM
They always have Seth Rollins cut the same promo twice on the same show. It's fucking weird.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:11 PM
Sasha wins, gets a title match next week. Charlotte actually winning the "challenge" gets the shot at NOC as promised.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:13 PM
Sasha wins, gets a title match next week. Charlotte actually winning the "challenge" gets the shot at NOC as promised.
Whats the excuse for giving her a shot next week? Bellas interfere and its "punishment?"
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:14 PM
Full Sasha entrance please
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:15 PM
"Whichever member of PCB" so Sasha wins and she has to defend twice? Cool
Forget what I said two posts ago.
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 10:15 PM
I have a feeling something funny is going down here. Either The Bellas attack Paige, causing the DQ and throwing a wrench in PCB; or Sasha wins and wants in the match at Night of Champions.
Or maybe Bayley suddenly shows up during the Paige-Boss match while Becky and Charlotte turn their back on Paige to officially form the 4 Horsewomen.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:16 PM
Whats the excuse for giving her a shot next week? Bellas interfere and its "punishment?"
No, it is a "reward" for Sasha for being the best despite not being in it.
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:17 PM
lol...cole..."SASHA TRYING TO WIN THE MATCH" what else would she do?
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:18 PM
RIP Sasha
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:18 PM
Paige gonna snap and turn heel now
Emperor Smeat
08-31-2015, 10:18 PM
Are they booing or wooing?
Corndad
08-31-2015, 10:19 PM
Well that was quite Anti-Climatic.
Kris P Lettus
08-31-2015, 10:19 PM
She may not have beat the clock but she sure can beat this............
New girl next week on RAW
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:19 PM
How can Charlotte change it if the title match is after Nikki sets the record?
Maluco
08-31-2015, 10:19 PM
How annoying is Nikki Bella btw, just holding up the title constantly on end for months and months. Incredibly dull and boring...
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:19 PM
ugh.....Sasha gets 90 seconds in a ring and is persona non grata tonight.
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Tom Guycott
08-31-2015, 10:20 PM
Why would you go for a submission? That was wonky.
RawRocks
08-31-2015, 10:20 PM
How can Charlotte change it if the title match is after Nikki sets the record?
and end these stupid factions within the Divas Division.
Guys GUYS New DAY IS MAIN EVENTING RAW!
Frank Drebin
08-31-2015, 10:21 PM
No, it is a "reward" for Sasha for being the best despite not being in it.
How is she going to say she's the best? :'(
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:21 PM
Hope that Charlotte goads Nikki into fighting earlier... or else this whole hyping up the record thing makes no storyline sense.
Why would you go for a submission? That was wonky.
Actually, it made sense. If you have less than three seconds left in a beat the clock match, your only hope is to try for a really fast submission.
Lock Jaw
08-31-2015, 10:22 PM
Nikki going to do something, Stephanie McMahon going to turn face for a segment to book her in the title match earlier than the PPV.
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