WWE RAW 9/14 feat. Season premiere of a giant clock, Wacky Sting, & War of the Tables

[Emperor Smeat]

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WHO WILL RULE RAW'S SEASON PREMIERE?

Charlotte stands in the way of Nikki Bella becoming WWE’s longest-reigning Divas Champion when she vies for the butterfly-emblazoned prize on the season premiere of Raw, which will also play host to a WWE Tag Team Championship Match pitting The New Day against The Prime Time Players

UPDATE: The Miz revealed on WWE’s Facebook page that tonight’s season premiere of Raw will feature the season premiere of “Miz TV,” which will invite guests that are “bigger than huge.” To whom is Miz referring? Don’t miss this monumental edition of Raw at 8/7 C on USA Network.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">With WWE Network you can go back and realize <a href="https://twitter.com/Sting">@sting</a> is more than just a wacky old guy who pulls pranks with statues <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NetWWErk?src=hash">#NetWWErk</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/643197585893797888">September 13, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Woo! Arbitrarily decided season premiere!!

[Sixx]

Wacky Sting?

[Poit]

"the butterfly-emblazoned prize"

This really needs to stop.

[Lock Jaw]

but girls like butterflies!! This is a scientific fact! They also like pink....

[Lock Jaw]

Just announced....The Authority will open RAW with a "historic announcement"....

[Frank Drebin]

Nude Bubba Ray Dudley pics

[Lock Jaw]

Raw is now FOUR HOURS!

[owenbrown]

my favorite part of Smelly Meatball starting a thread

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[Corndad]

I have a feeling they will load this show up going against Monday Night Football for first time this fall.

Historic announcement has to be that the Diva's title will Main Event Raw for first time.

[Frank Drebin]

That would be pretty cool actually.

This is prime "pack it in until the Rumble" time so Ill take anything. lol if they were to actually try to compete with the NFL though.

[OssMan]

Even with the whole wrestling being staged thing, they have got to stop with title matches before PPVs where the champion is being marketed in the match.

[Jari]

Bets on the opening segment?

[ClockShot]

What's this about a giant cock?

[Lock Jaw]

What's this about a giant cock?

Authority set to make a big announcement at the top of the show....

[Jari]

What's this about a giant cock?
Virgil talk?

[Lock Jaw]

What is up, Jari.... I see you haven't posted since 2013.... what brought you back? Was it Lock Jaw? I bet it was Lock Jaw.....

[Corndad]

That trash worker was having the time of his life.

[Corndad]

Connor's Cure!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Authority set to make a big announcement at the top of the show....

Going to dedicate the opening with the announcement of a memorial for Seth Rollins statue. Joins the list of statues destroyed way too soon in the WWE like the Andrea statue and .... umm well maybe just the Andre statue.

[Frank Drebin]

lol....the season premier....this is gonna get mentioned 100 times tonight

[Jari]

What is up, Jari.... I see you haven't posted since 2013.... what brought you back? Was it Lock Jaw? I bet it was Lock Jaw.....
Kinda got back into the wrestling game this year. Kevin Owens and the New Day have a lot to answer for.

[KIRA]

Divas like Roman Reigns you all heard it.

[Jari]

What do we all make of the handling of the 'Diva's Revolution'?

[OssMan]

Doing that thing again where they say wrestlers' names and then wait for the crowd reaction to presumably see how the crowd likes these ppl so they can write things to do for them

[Simple Fan]

If this is the season premiere why does the info on my TV say Season 23 Episode 37?

[Corndad]

Stings gonna wrestle eh.

[Jari]

With the WWE Network and all the social media the WWE has at it's fingertips, there's surely no need for the first segment of Raw to be these two explaining what's going to happen tonight.

[Frank Drebin]

Will Sting come out to fellate HHH again?

[KIRA]

This gang war thing they are doing just won't work introducing that many people to this "revolution" all at once you can't hope to properly establish them all

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yay maybe Sting won't be winless in his WWE career for much longer!</font>

[Simple Fan]

Hell yeah that is a huge announcement. Well spoke to soon. Big Show? At least give him someonehe hhasn't faced before.

[Emperor Smeat]

Feels like this would be way better had they kept the pre-show narrator bit to open RAW like they did for a while instead of the Authority promo.

[Jari]

*Says Big Show's name*

*Heat dies*

[Corndad]

Oh all the people Sting could have a match against...

[Frank Drebin]

What do we all make of the handling of the 'Diva's Revolution'?

Its pretty "meh" so far.

[Poit]

When Triple H announced Sting was wrestling, my reaction was "please not Big Show".

Sigh.

[Poit]

BUT I'M NOT SOUR.

[Lock Jaw]

Sting vs. The Giant!!!! I wonder if Lex Luger will do a run in!!!

[Droford]

Find it funny they're in Memphis without Lawler

[Droford]

Sting vs. The Giant!!!! I wonder if Lex Luger will do a run in!!!

Probably another nWo run in

[Corndad]

There's a GIF waiting to happen.

[KIRA]

The Fuck? Oh well New Day is on my TV so tis all good.

[Mercenary]

lmao

[Droford]

New Day Heat

[Droford]

Miz tv needs midgets

[Poit]

Miz tv needs midgets

I've no idea why, but I initially read this as "Miz TV needs nipples".

[Jari]

This gang war thing they are doing just won't work introducing that many people to this "revolution" all at once you can't hope to properly establish them all
Definitely agree. Thinking tonight could be a positive step if Paige turns on Charlotte and we can at least see a real singles feud.

[owenbrown]

:lol: Big E

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, The Authority repping a cure for cancer. Boo!

[DAMN iNATOR]

UGH...I WAS looking forward to Sting having his first televised WWE match tonight...and then they announced he's fighting Big Show of all people?! SMH

[KIRA]

Darren Young's knee pads are looking fabulous.

[Frank Drebin]

Have Sting go over Fandango at WM.

I will kill you.

I'll kill him first.

WE MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WAIT TILL WRESTLEMANIA

[owenbrown]

That's not very PG, Big E

[Droford]

Definitely agree. Thinking tonight could be a positive step if Paige turns on Charlotte and we can at least see a real singles feud.

Then Bayley gets called up team BBC.

[Simple Fan]

Can't stand the current tag titles, wish they would get some new ones.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Miz tv needs midgets

Are you suggesting the Juniors' Division needs to return?

[Jari]

UGH...I WAS looking forward to Sting having his first televised WWE match tonight...and then they announced he's fighting Big Show of all people?! SMH
You heard the crowd go from :D:drool: to :|:roll: as soon as Big Slow's name was announced.

[Savio]

Are the Authority faces? :|

If you wanted Sting to face "A big guy" why not Mark Henry? Its not like you'd be hurting his momentum and at least we haven't seen that before.

Or put him over a midcarder, anyone in the midcard is directionless anyway.

[Jari]

Then Bayley gets called up team BBC.

Has she not got dropping the belt to Eva Marie to look forward to first?

[Savio]

"You think sting never had to overcome odds?............................................................................................... ...................................."

Great point Byron

[Lock Jaw]

Probably should have put Sting with someone who could make him look good....

[KIRA]

give Woods a mic

[Mercenary]

New Day is the best thin in the WWE right now

[Droford]

Are you suggesting the Juniors' Division needs to return?

Yeah why not?

[Jari]

Are the Authority faces? :|

If you wanted Sting to face "A big guy" why not Mark Henry? Its not like you'd be hurting his momentum and at least we haven't seen that before.

Or put him over a midcarder, anyone in the midcard is directionless anyway.
Stardust would have been a great opponent for a one-off Raw match

[Savio]

WHAT HAPPENED TO DARREN!?

[Droford]

UGH...I WAS looking forward to Sting having his first televised WWE match tonight...and then they announced he's fighting Big Show of all people?! SMH

Should have been Bo Dallas

[Savio]

Stardust would have been a great opponent for a one-off Raw match
Agreed.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Did Triple H just turn face by dancing with New Day? Can't tell.

[Lock Jaw]

Sting vs. Heath Slater coulda been a money match....

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sting and Big Show have got so much history. Not the worst choice for a Sting RAW debut.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Night of Champions shouldn't be the PPV and the main event should be Seth Rollins & Triple H vs. John Cena & Sting.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope Big Show comes out to this tonight:

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[Savio]

Sting and Big Show have got so much history. Not the worst choice for a Sting RAW debut.
Your right the worst choice would have been.........um............erm............ Michael Cole?

[Emperor Smeat]

Are the Authority faces? :|

If you wanted Sting to face "A big guy" why not Mark Henry? Its not like you'd be hurting his momentum and at least we haven't seen that before.

Or put him over a midcarder, anyone in the midcard is directionless anyway.

Starting to think the Authority, Big Show, and the Bellas have some sort of ongoing bet on who can pull off the most turns OUTTA NOWHERE.

Henry's a face now I think.

[Jari]

The Pink Panther theme!!!

[Fenix122]

Please don't take the fall Darren...

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha Pink Panther...

[Jari]

Sting and Big Show have got so much history. Not the worst choice for a Sting RAW debut.

I genuinely can't think of a worse opponent when you're trying to introduce the guy to a new audience.

[owenbrown]

I have officially turned around my feelings about The New Day :rofl:

[Jari]

I have officially turned around my feelings about The New Day :rofl:

Gotta say I never thought Kofi would work as a heel

[Corndad]

Titus has a shot to be a Singles Star one day. At least IC Title level.

[Droford]

Gotta say I never thought Kofi would work as a heel

Not really a heel

[Fenix122]

Please don't take the fall Darren...

WOOOOOOO!!!!

[Jari]

Did Titus just forget he uses the Sky High for his finisher?

[Corndad]

Big E Dancing is beyond Ratings.

[Jari]

Not really a heel
True but he's still playing an obnoxious character. And he's nailing it.

[Droford]

Xavier...get the Trombone!

[Lock Jaw]

Why is Saxton still here.... Tough Enough is done....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Should have been Bo Dallas

Nah, Heath Slater. :shifty:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The New Day are the greatest thing ever</font>

[KIRA]

Not really a heel

Hes the least antagonistic member of The New Day he needs to step it up.

[Droford]

Miz joins the Wyatt family lol

[KIRA]

entire my ass where is Rowan?

[owenbrown]

Lawler should be here tonight, they are in Memphis for fuck's sake

[Mr. Nerfect]

You guys are right, he should have wrestled Dolph Ziggler in a ***** classic to open. WOOOO!

[Droford]

27 years ago..lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

If they need a third person for the commentary team, it should be Christian.

[Frank Drebin]

Why is Saxton still here.... Tough Enough is done....

Ill take him over Lawler

[KIRA]

Lawler should be here tonight, they are in Memphis for fuck's sake

Do you really want Lawler out there on commentary?

[Mr. Nerfect]

The New Day are great, but there's no reason to watch once they aren't there.

[Corndad]

9 WWE World Champs he has beat?

Let see.
Hogan
Nash
Big Show
Bret
Flair

Who else?

[Lock Jaw]

Miz joins the Wyatt family lol

Would actually be a "hot angle" if he "brainwashed" Miz.... who disappears for a bit, and then returns with the required beard...

[Frank Drebin]

Nah, Heath Slater. :shifty:

Yeah....memba when Slater was losing to all those "legends"?

[Emperor Smeat]

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[KIRA]

Ill take him over Lawler

Eww it has gotten bad if we are willing to take Saxton

[Frank Drebin]

9 WWE World Champs he has beat?

Let see.
Hogan
Nash
Big Show
Bret
Flair

Who else?

Is Jericho a name to add?

[Simple Fan]

Titus has a shot to be a Singles Star one day. At least IC Title level.

Yes, hope he gets pissed off at Darren for being a shit partner. He's already been shitting on him during commentary so I hope they split and Titus becomes the Prime Time Player Titus O'Neal

[Frank Drebin]

More Truth commercials for Owenbrown

[Jari]

You guys are right, he should have wrestled Dolph Ziggler in a ***** classic to open. WOOOO!

Sounds like more of a plan than going against the Big Slow, because they had some bad matches 18 years ago.

[Lock Jaw]

Seth Rollins fake laugh the best thing....

[Jari]

Yes, hope he gets pissed off at Darren for being a shit partner. He's already been shitting on him during commentary so I hope they split and Titus becomes the Prime Time Player Titus O'Neal

Did we not try that before?

[Frank Drebin]

Eww it has gotten bad if we are willing to take Saxton

Well, we aren't getting Monsoon/Heenan or Vince/Ventura anytime soon so its all gonna be shit

[Lock Jaw]

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[Jari]

If they need a third person for the commentary team, it should be Christian.

I do agree with this point. Certainly think Christian would be worth a try if that's something he would be interested in.

[Frank Drebin]

Paige heel turn coming tonight.

[Corndad]

How awesome would a random One Off AJ Lee run in be tonight. 0% chance of happening but I would pretty much mark out like a 12 year old.

[Jari]

I love Renee Young

[Lock Jaw]

Charlotte suffering from leprosy....

[Zeeboe]

I was channel surfing and came across Raw. Glad to see Flair on here.


Did Lawler retire?

[KIRA]

Because god knows Flairs kids inherited none of his charisma

[Mercenary]

two ric flairs?

[Droford]

Flair gonna join team Bella

[Jari]

I was channel surfing and came across Raw. Glad to see Flair on here.


Did Lawler retire?

Got moved to Smackdown. Don't know if that's an easier schedule but I suspect it was to do with his heart attack.

[Zeeboe]

This girl is hot, but she has terrible mic skills.


I'm glad to see Cole and JBL are still around. Who's the newbie?


Hot girls. Very nice. I like that goth-looking diva

[owenbrown]

How awesome would a random One Off AJ Lee run in be tonight. 0% chance of happening but I would pretty much mark out like a 12 year old.

just playing her music over the titantron just to fuck with Nikki would be awesome

[slik]

Sting finally wrestles on RAW...and the book him in a match against The Big Show. Sigh.

[Jari]

That was such an obviously scripted promo delivered word for word.

Can't be critical of her for it but those promos leave a lot to be desired.

[KIRA]

Sting finally wrestles on RAW...and the book him in a match against The Big Show. Sigh.

The more I hear it the more depressing it sounds.

[Savio]

Alright Big Show either retire or eat that tape worm.

[Zeeboe]

Got moved to Smackdown. Don't know if that's an easier schedule but I suspect it was to do with his heart attack.

That's right. I read about that a few weeks ago. Raw ain't the same without the King...or JR. I haven't watched wrestling regularly since 2003. Every few years, I'll watch it if I catch it, but I rarely watch TV.


.....Tough Enough is still around? Wow.


What the hell is "Served"?


Lesnar still has the same theme music and Heyman is still his agent and Lesnar is still feuding with The Big Show? That's awesome. Show hasn't aged much.

[Jari]

What the hell is "Served"?


WWE Jackass

[Frank Drebin]

Kill the pasty gal Sasha

[Jazzy Foot]

I just saw Charlotte for the first time and WOW she is amazing. Fantastic athletic body, big boobies and making her go woo woo woo all night long. I'd dump Paige for her. Need to go masturbate.

[Lock Jaw]

Think this is going towards a "Hardcore" match between Paige/Sasha.....

[Zeeboe]

That African-American lady is hot.


Who's the guy doing commentary with JBL and Michael Cole? He sounds like Chris Jericho. I take it Cole is no longer a heel. Last time I watched Raw he was a heel if I recall.

[Jari]

I still cannot get over the fact that Sasha Banks had one of, if not the best women's wrestling match in WWE history, then a week later had to be saved from losing to Paige in less than 90 seconds.

'Diva's Revolution'

[Zeeboe]

WWE Jackass

Ohhh. Okay. I guess the WWE decided to make a gimmick out of the infamous backstage ribs wrestlers are famous for. That's actually not a bad idea. Is the show good or too phony?

[Jari]

That African-American lady is hot.


Who's the guy doing commentary with JBL and Michael Cole? He sounds like Chris Jericho. I take it Cole is no longer a heel. Last time I watched Raw he was a heel if I recall.

That is Bryon Saxton. Once of NXT but appears to have been Josh Matthew'd.

[Lock Jaw]

Come on commentators... at least acknowledge that Sasha is working the arm.....

[Emperor Smeat]

Has there ever been a feud that started from a Beat the Clock match?

Would be the only explanation why the WWE is having a bunch of Paige-Sasha matches in a row or lazy way to get Team BAD back into being involved with the Revolution stuff.

[Jari]

Ohhh. Okay. I guess the WWE decided to make a gimmick out of the infamous backstage ribs wrestlers are famous for. That's actually not a bad idea. Is the show good or too phony?

I've only watched one episode. I did not care for it.

Dolph Ziggler came across even more unlikable than he usually does, which is an feat for the show, I guess.

[KIRA]

brock smiles and wipes a manly tear away.

[Zeeboe]

Oh my gosh - I totally recognize the referee. He was in WCW and did a program with Gorgeous George. His name escapes me. But wow. He's still around. Looks a lot older from from when I last saw him. A lot older.

[Frank Drebin]

"Where were you tonight, Becky?"

*turns heel*

[Corndad]

C'mon Bayley

[DAMN iNATOR]

That African-American lady is hot.

You mean Naomi, right?

Who's the guy doing commentary with JBL and Michael Cole? He sounds like Chris Jericho. I take it Cole is no longer a heel. Last time I watched Raw he was a heel if I recall.

Byron Saxton is with Cole and JBL. Dunno why Lawler wouldn't be in his own hometown, but whatever.

Sounds like the last time you watched RAW was 4-5 years ago during the HORRIBLE Cole vs. Lawler feud.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh my gosh - I totally recognize the referee. He was in WCW and did a program with Gorgeous George. His name escapes me. But wow. He's still around. Looks a lot older from from when I last saw him. A lot older.

"Lil' Naitch" Charles Robinson

[KIRA]

I can't stop staring at Straum Thurman's massive man boobs.

[Jari]

Byron Saxton is with Cole and JBL. Dunno why Lawler wouldn't be in his own hometown, but whatever.

Sounds like the last time you watched RAW was 4-5 years ago during the HORRIBLE Cole vs. Lawler feud.

Oh god the Cole Mine :nono::nono::nono:

[Corndad]

Is Jericho a name to add?

I would say yea. Macho as well. Still missing a couple.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I just think it's cool that Zee is in here just talking about the show, and hanging with the boys of the RAW thread...rare appearance.

[Jari]

I would say yea. Macho as well. Still missing a couple.

What's the question?

[Lock Jaw]

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[Zeeboe]

I see Lillian Garcia is still around. That's cool.


.....I liked Howard Finkel better. But he's old, so I get why he's not doing it anymore.


Orton is looking good. I am guessing he is a face? Orton doesn't have that boyish look anymore and that's great. He looks better and tougher. I knew he was gonna be a star. Good for him.


These Wyatt dudes look good too. I have never liked too many "pretty boy" wrestlers and the WWE was getting too many of them. I'm glad to see some rough-looking guys.

[Lock Jaw]

Orton was a heel for awhile and turned back into a face early this year....

[Mercenary]

oh for the love of....NO WWE ! STOP WITH THE FEELS!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh god the Cole Mine :nono::nono::nono:

I will say I IMMENSELY enjoyed Cole as a heel, but I think they could've turned him without him fighting King. Probably worst thing about that time was when Cole had Lawler's own son confront him that one night on RAW...was just a complete "what in the actual fuck did I just watch?!" moment.

[KIRA]

I know its for a cause and everything but I still have serious missgivings about the WWE (because its the WWE)exploiting the death of a terminally ill child

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jim Ross should still do PPV commentary. And Howard Finkel should do PPV ring announcing.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Orton was a heel for awhile and turned back into a face early this year....

He turned face? Hmm, that's funny...I could've sworn he turned meme.

LOL, crowd bored of Miz already. :lol::lol::lol:

[Jari]

I know its for a cause and everything but I still have serious missgivings about the WWE (because its the WWE)exploiting the death of a terminally ill child

Is it not in aid of a foundation started by the family?

[Lock Jaw]

Still love this entrance music.... and the custom name key....

[Lock Jaw]

Still want the fans to get their act together and spell out WYATT with their cell phones....

[Jari]

Gotta say when was the last time someone arrived in the WWE as physically imposing as your man Strowman?

[DAMN iNATOR]

UGH...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

[KIRA]

Is it not in aid of a foundation started by the family?

It is.

[Lock Jaw]

What about at Night of Champions, Miz?

[Zeeboe]

I hope Sting shows up. I kinda regret not seeing his WWE run. My inner-teen would have loved that.


....I watched that Connor clip on YouTube clip months ago. It was sweet.


The parents look my age. That makes me feel old.


Stephanie looks good. (She's aged in her face, but so have I.)


JBL looks the same kinda. Cole's face is slightly aged too. Eh. That happens.


Miz looks the same. Is he suppose to be the Roddy Piper of today?


Piper.....that was a tough break. Knowing there will never be another be Piper's Pit is depressing. Anyhow -


....This is a cool little entrance. Slightly like The Undertaker's.....is he still around?



These Wyatt dudes are creepy. I'm impressed.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Still want the fans to get their act together and spell out WYATT with their cell phones....

How DARE you accuse wrestling fans of being literate?! :shifty:

[Corndad]

What's the question?

They said Sting has defeated 9 WWE Champions. We got about 6 or 7 so far.

Hogan
Flair
Nash
Jericho
Bret
Macho
Big Show

[Lock Jaw]

WHO IS THE THIRD MAN?!

[Jari]

What about at Night of Champions, Miz?

I'm willing to let him off even though it was an obvious blunder. Put it down to the intimidation of being in the ring with those three guys.

[Frank Drebin]

3rd man gotta be Rowan if he's healthy, right?

[Corndad]

If Miz is the third person to this team, I quit wrestling all together.

[KIRA]

WWE needs to understand that Ambrose is a come from the crowd guy not roman

[Jari]

They said Sting has defeated 9 WWE Champions. We got about 6 or 7 so far.

Hogan
Flair
Nash
Jericho
Bret
Macho
Big Show
Do we think they would be counting Booker T?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Miz randomly getting beaten up.

[Frank Drebin]

Harper's jacket is bad ass

[Jari]

They said Sting has defeated 9 WWE Champions. We got about 6 or 7 so far.

Hogan
Flair
Nash
Jericho
Bret
Macho
Big Show

Eddie?

[Lock Jaw]

We found a partner..... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! RRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPAAAADDDDOOOOO

[KIRA]

Harper's jacket is bad ass

Whats on the back?

[OssMan]

Bray Wyatt laughing at Ramon Reigns mic skills

[Droford]

I bet it's Rowan

Actually I guess he's still hurt

[Fenix122]

They said Sting has defeated 9 WWE Champions. We got about 6 or 7 so far.

Hogan
Flair
Nash
Jericho
Bret
Macho
Big Show

Austin

[KIRA]

Bray Wyatt laughing at Ramon Reigns mic skills

He hasn't really improved in that area at all

[Poit]

Did Sting ever wrestle Mysterio? he was WWE Champion for, like, an hour.

[Ultra Mantis]

Did Sting actually ever wrestle Jericho? It's probably that other Chris.

[Corndad]

Do we think they would be counting Booker T?

They might be but I was under impression it was just WWE champs. T was a "World" Champ. Maybe Austin? That would be 8.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

The Miz is presented as a joke. Bray Wyatt somehow managed to save that. Would like to see him feud with someone that they'll actually put him over. Reigns got a squeal by using naughty language. He's awkward as hell. I don't care about the six-man.

[Corndad]

Did Sting actually ever wrestle Jericho? It's probably that other Chris.

You know... I figured they would have in WCW but more I'm looking I don't think they have.

The Plot Thickens.

[Mr. Nerfect]

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I'd love for her to invite me in.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope Paige turns heel soon.

[Zeeboe]

These Wyatt dudes slightly remind me of The Godwin's, but these guys are I'm guessing are more of a big deal.


....That short and wet-haired baby face dude kinda looks like a young Piper...slightly.


That lead face....oh, I know about that guy. Wasn't he the guy who won the Royal Rumble and everyone got mad? Even Facebook talked about that. Now the fans seem to love him. I guess the WWE promoted him well.


...I'm guessing those Wyatt guys are really tall cause the dude talking doesn't look like a little man. His mic skills aren't bad.



(....I should probably learn these people's names.)



Holy Cow....I remember The Sting/Flair match. I wonder why Sting never brought back his blonde gimmick.


I'm glad to see he is wrestling tonight. I like Show, but I would have liked to have seen Sting wrestle a new guy since I know about Show. But I guess Sting wanted to wrestle another veteran maybe? Couldn't blame him I guess. When you're that old, I'm sure you want to work with a guy you know you can trust.


It will be some fun WCW Nitro nostalgia to see Sting and The Giant wrestle. I'm an old man now though, so I could be passed out before he wrestles.





Cena *still* has the same theme? Damn. Don't guys ever change their songs? Not that I'm bitching. I wouldn't wanna see Austin or Hogan ever change theirs.

[Ultra Mantis]

They might be but I was under impression it was just WWE champs. T was a "World" Champ. Maybe Austin? That would be 8.

Sid Vicious?

[Lock Jaw]

Kinda actually love Sheamus' new entrance/music.....

Don't care about Sheamus, though.....

[Jari]

Sid Vicious?

Good shout

[DAMN iNATOR]

They said Sting has defeated 9 WWE Champions. We got about 6 or 7 so far.

Hogan
Flair
Nash
Jericho
Bret
Macho
Big Show

Luger
Vader
DDP

Got a little help from the "List of WCW World Heavyweight Champions" WP article. I believe this mystery is solved, fellas. :)

[OssMan]

John Cena wearing 2 wristbands on each arm tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Appreciate Zeeboe hanging with us in this thread and sharing his perspectives....

[Jari]

Luger
Vader
DDP

Got a little help from the "List of WCW World Heavyweight Champions" WP article. I believe this mystery is solved, fellas. :)

WWE Champions?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Luger
Vader
DDP

Got a little help from the "List of WCW World Heavyweight Champions" WP article. I believe this mystery is solved, fellas. :)

None of those guys won a WWE Title, did they?

[OssMan]

Appreciate Zeeboe hanging with us in this thread and sharing his perspectives....
No1 has ever said this to me

[Mr. Nerfect]

No one gives a flying fuck about Sheamus.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Paige was the more over pasty person tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

No1 has ever said this to me

I think I have..... enjoy every time you say "Ramon Reigns"....

[Droford]

They should have Charlotte vs Nikki be the actual main event

[Lock Jaw]

I APPRECIATE YOU ALL

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/hJyajds.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-09-14)

THIS MUCH

[Mr. Nerfect]

The New Day are the second most over thing next to John Cena.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Wyatt Family vs. The New Day would be a money-maker. Can't imagine it now, but think about it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Did Sting ever defeat Hitman in WCW? Racking my brain here...also maybe he who shall not be named (i.e., Benoit)?

[Emperor Smeat]

:wtf: odd looking submission by Sheamus.

[Zeeboe]

Appreciate Zeeboe hanging with us in this thread and sharing his perspectives....

Thanks! It could be literally years before I return, but never say never.


I recognize the referee in this Cena/Shemus match too. Shemus was slightly new the last time I saw him, but he appears to be a regular now.

I was expecting to see a bunch of newbies when I turned on Raw, but so far, most of the guys I have seen - including the referees - have been people I remember.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't think he was one of the few who beat Goldberg, was he? Like 90% sure he didn't...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Zee, you should definitely stick around and offer your perspective when possible. I, like Lock Jaw, appreciate your presence and fresh viewpoints. :) :y:

[DAMN iNATOR]

The only thing Cena should block with his face is Sheamus' boot.

[Droford]

Did Sting ever defeat Hitman in WCW? Racking my brain here...also maybe he who shall not be named (i.e., Benoit)?

One time on tv 10/18/99

[Lock Jaw]

Only one AA?! Pushover!

[DAMN iNATOR]

One time on tv 10/18/99

So is Hitman our 9th? Or is that only 8?

[Lock Jaw]

Still ridiculous how one of their slogans is literally "It's just like Netflix"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sheamus is so fucking good in the ring, but no one gives a shit.

[OssMan]

Nicky Bella won her divas title at midnight

[Mr. Nerfect]

There is absolutely no money in Nikki Bella retaining the Divas Championship tonight, but I have a feeling she will.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Still ridiculous how one of their slogans is literally "It's just like Netflix"

Would you rather they just kept advertising how much it is?

It's $9.99.

[Zeeboe]

Zee, you should definitely stick around and offer your perspective when possible. I, like Lock Jaw, appreciate your presence and fresh viewpoints. :) :y:

Well, thanks. I feel like a guy at a high school reunion/a newbie at a new high school cause I'm seeing faces I remember and faces I have never seen.


I remember seeing Cena in his green tights on Smackdown in 2002 saying "Ruthless Aggression" and slapping Kurt Angle, now Cena is a WWE veteran. An entire generation grew up watching him the same way I watched Hogan. *sigh* Aging sucks.


The commentators are still pushing their next PPV like it is the greatest thing ever and you're going to die if you don't order it. :lol: I was a major sucker for that back in the day. And those damn 1-900 numbers. *shudders* My poor father....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nicky Bella won her divas title at midnight

Apparently around 11:40 or 11:41PM EST...:wtf:

Thought I was the only one that noticed that and did a "WTF?! take"...

[Poit]

Also, Sting has beaten former WWE Champions Jeff Hardy and Kurt Angle in TNA.

[Poit]

RVD as well.

[Lock Jaw]

How dare they skip THE RYBACK's entrance

[Jari]

There is absolutely no money in Nikki Bella retaining the Divas Championship tonight, but I have a feeling she will.

Mrs Cena?

https://38.media.tumblr.com/6a63d17d0ff51570fd1e1e8df7a8b991/tumblr_mqccn5PuOR1qjkec8o1_250.gif

[Jari]

What just happened?

[Droford]

That was bad

[Lock Jaw]

RYBACK the best. Shut up JBL.

[Jari]

Thank you KO

[Frank Drebin]

No one gives a flying fuck about Sheamus.

lol....took my dogs on a walk and fast-forwarded through the entire thing to catch up

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, Sting has beaten former WWE Champions Jeff Hardy and Kurt Angle in TNA.

RVD as well.

Yeah, but I don't think they recognize any of those thanks to their bass-ackwards "TNA doesn't exist" stance...

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: JBL. The dead silence made it great.

[Droford]

Kevin Owens Book Reviews

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/Tag2HEL.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-09-14)

As a connoisseur of both GIFs and suplexes, I can say this is top notch.

[KIRA]

Hates The Secret...Owens is my hero

[Poit]

Yeah, but I don't think they recognize any of those thanks to their bass-ackwards "TNA doesn't exist" stance...

JBL referred to the Dudleys as 26-time world tag team champions, which can only be true if their TNA title reigns are included.

They acknowledge records from TNA, just not by name.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jesus Christ, Ryback just killed his career.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Big E is now our only hope.

[Tom Guycott]

Back to randomly censoring "ass"?

[Lock Jaw]

They should never mention The Secret again.... not very manly...

[Jari]

Jesus Christ, Ryback just killed his career.

Wooden on the mic and god awful in the ring.

Gets horribly exposed whenever he's put up against people who know what they're doing.