OFFICIAL WWE ONE HELL OF A CELL THREAD

[The Destroyer]

She is looking pretty spectacular.

While Byron Saxton appears to be rocking a chainmail shirt.

[Kris P Lettus]

I really don't like the tattooed white guy

[Ruien]

I really don't like the tattooed white guy

He still has a job? Hated him too.

[Mercenary]

I really don't like the tattooed white guy



Corey Graves is indeed sucky

[Emperor Smeat]

Happy Hell in a Cell day everyone.

[The Destroyer]

Graves does a pretty good job on commentary for NXT. He comes across as a bit of a dick on the kick off panels though, not to mention dressing like a prat.

[Kris P Lettus]

Kevin Owens is hilarious.

[Volare]

Cut the cord by Shinedown for the theme....damn good choice!

[Dark One]

Two thoughts on the Preshow:

1) Sup, Renee.

2) Is Booker T drunk? He's making even less sense than usual.

[Volare]

Awe nice thank you message.

[The Destroyer]

I didn't catch what we were being thanked for.

[Volare]

This package is better than the bs they've done in the last few weeks.

[Volare]

I didn't catch what we were being thanked for.

For looking at shiny pyro.

[Volare]

Well they got the foot holes in the cell.

[Mercenary]

Stardust section lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

Why does Sheamus even say "Fella" at the top of the ramp?

[Outsider]

Reene's dress is certainly livening up this evening.

Gotta love the time change, means this starts at midnight over here rather than 1am. I can justify staying up till 3. Fuck work.

I'm glad to see they've found a place for talented mid-carders on the show. I am less glad that it is in a thrown together six man tag on the pre-show.

[The Destroyer]

King Barrett doesn't even get a cloak. Poor guy.

[Dark One]

I know it's the preshow and everything, but this is pretty indicative of a major problem with the current main product. This is the exact same match from six days ago. They built this match.. by having this match.

[The Destroyer]

Didn't the match on Raw end cleanly as well?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Crowd fucking loves Cesaro.

[Outsider]

Crowd fucking loves Cesaro.

Everyone loves Cesaro.

He's the most popular Swiss thing since a Toblerone. God I want a Toblerone.

[Mercenary]

Crowd fucking loves Cesaro.


but Vince Mcmahon does not

[Volare]

Wow that looks like something I would watch!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro tries too hard. Doesn't he know this shit is fake?

[Ruien]

If I do the free month to resub to WWE Network do I need to pay the $15.00? Or whatever it is. This will make my decision if I watch the Eagles kill the Panthers or watch Hell in a Cell.

[Emperor Smeat]

Crowd fucking loves Cesaro.

:-\ Too bad Vince doesn't.

[Jura]

Did anyone catch CHW: Heck on a Deck?

[The Destroyer]

If I do the free month to resub to WWE Network do I need to pay the $15.00? Or whatever it is. This will make my decision if I watch the Eagles kill the Panthers or watch Hell in a Cell.
If you can get the free month, you shouldn't get billed til it runs out.

[Volare]

Rofl

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jerry Lawler is the best commentator in the world. Jokes about premature ejaculation and coffee.

[Outsider]

Keep getting a loading screen.

Clearly 11.45 at night is peak demand on my broadband :roll:

Fucking Virgin Media.

[el bobbo]

Cesaro is on fucking fire.

[Outsider]

Crowd loving this.

And yet Cesaro is apparently dull....

[Mr. JL]

This match is a who's who of wrestlers that were given pushes that were suddenly just dropped and were left to flounder wherever they needed them to fit on Raw or Smack Down!

Cesaro has the crowd eating out of the palm of his hands.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

why not official?

[Outsider]

Actually JBL, I would do that to Prince Charles.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Everybody should just turn on Dolph and form the EU.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like that every six-man tag has the same spot where the heel hits off one face so the other HAS to take a tag.

[Corndad]

Cesaro is BEASTIN

[Mr. Nerfect]

Man, Cesaro was boring here. Consider me disappointed.

[Dark One]

Cesaro's state right now feels very similar to Daniel Bryan post-Team Hell No. He's being tossed into nothing matches, but the crowd is just going nuts for him and waiting through the entire tag matches just for him to come in and go berserk.

Too bad they learned their lesson and know how to shut that down now.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He needs to show something more.

[Volare]

Lol Ziggler with the sign.

[Dark One]

Pretty sure Neville just basically teabagged Barrett. HEEL TURN.

[DaveWadding]

The Cheap Heat sign in the crowd is MAJ.

[Outsider]

Everybody should just turn on Dolph and form the EU.

The British contingent are less keen. #unecessarypoliticaljoke

[Mr. Nerfect]

Twice, Bubba. Twice is hardly countless.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SUPERBOMB!

Tom Phillips is a fan of the Pitbulls.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Dudley 2RP.

[Fignuts]

lol they cut away from that cesaro sign pretty quick

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro might be the best wrestler in the world, but he really killed Neville's heat tonight. Dude needs to learn how to work.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Renee's boobies are distracting me from the rassling.

[Mercenary]

The British contingent are less keen. #unecessarypoliticaljoke

I get it, but may be because my grandmother was a Brit.

[Fignuts]

Why is booker wearing a ball of yarn on his head

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why is booker wearing a ball of yarn on his head

Maybe he thinks he's a cat?

[Maluco]

Perfect start for Tipsters. No worth or value in Barrett anymore, thought it was obvious he was taking the pin. Sad, but there you go.

As for Cesaro, he just has to keep doing what he is doing I think. Like Bryan, it gets to a stage where it can't be ignored. And to be fair, he was booked as a monster here and Cole made a point of bigging up his performance

[Mr. Nerfect]

Paul Heyman always overreacts when Brock Lesnar beats The Undertaker. It's almost like it means too much to him. I think that's dangerous, because it implies he didn't think Brock could do it in the first place.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope Undertaker wears a pink singlet for breast cancer awareness tonight.

[The Destroyer]

I'd have preferred the Dudleys in pink camo.

[Fignuts]

I think Noid is broken

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think I just saw Evan Bourne.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think Noid is broken

I'm just overexposing my new gimmick.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Did we ever find out what Kane did to Seth in Little People's Court?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Have the WWE ever given Hornswoggle a serious push. They could transform him into a little demon from the pits of hell that hangs out with Kane.

[Volare]

Did we ever find out what Kane did to Seth in Little People's Court?

Tortured by mini judge Judy jumping on his sack.

[Outsider]

Cena up first.

Actually seems to be no indication online who opponent is.

I can predict with a high level of accuracy that it will be slightly disappointing, and result in a Cena win.

[Outsider]

ALTHOUGH ALL I GET IS A LOADING SCREEN.

[The Destroyer]

Well he is due back from suspension soon.

[The Destroyer]

Cena up first.

Actually seems to be no indication online who opponent is.

I can predict with a high level of accuracy that it will be slightly disappointing, and result in a Cena win.
Cena is gone for a while after tonight though, so the thought is he'll lose.

[OssMan]

Here's your thread and Reene is hot as hell tonight

Stage is the same one they use for every stage

Posting from shitty ipad1 so can't put high production value into this post, sorry

[Volare]

Cmooooooon Tyler!!

[Dark One]

Please join me in a collective hallucination that John Cena's mystery opponent is Kurt Angle.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro must of killed that crowd. Cena's reaction doesn't sound much bigger than his.

[Outsider]

Cena is gone for a while after tonight though, so the thought is he'll lose.

Didn't know what.

Way to make me look bad :rant:

[Dark One]

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-25-2014/n5RQLY.gif

[OssMan]

John Cena comes out dancing. He's got two wristbands on each arm and a towel tonight.

[The Destroyer]

Sofia's stepping up from PWG to WWE.

[Outsider]

Please join me in a collective hallucination that John Cena's mystery opponent is Kurt Angle.

We're all going to be thrilled when it is the Great Khali

[OssMan]

Please post in my "official" thread.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really surprised the Cena-Mystery match is happening now.

[The Destroyer]

Please be someone good. Please be someone good.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/I4GLIOk.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

Have the WWE ever given Hornswoggle a serious push. They could transform him into a little demon from the pits of hell that hangs out with Kane.

Maybe that one time he kept beating up Chavo and Swagger to a lesser degree when Swagger was King Swaggie.

[Mr. Nerfect]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Fignuts]

Really surprised the Cena-Mystery match is happening now.

Dunno if that means opponent will be cool or not

[The Destroyer]

ZEB!

[Volare]

Zeb for champion!!!

[Dark One]

Wat.

[Corndad]

Zeb Hahahahahahaha

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SWAGGIE TIME

[Mercenary]

zeb!

[OssMan]

Oh no not Swag Jacker...

[Fignuts]

Wat

[Dark One]

Really nice of Zeb Colter to introduce Kurt Angle.

[Volare]

Hoooooooly Shit!!!!

[Dark One]

AND YOUR FUTURE UNITED STATES CHAAAAAAAAMPIOOON:

DONAAAALD TRUMP

[The Destroyer]

Wow.

[Corndad]

Del Rio hahahaha

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

oh shittttttttttttttttttt

[Mr. Nerfect]

This makes perfect sense!

[Mercenary]

The hell?

[Dark One]

Well...

That's sure as fuck not disappointing.

[Fignuts]

Nice

[Mercenary]

Why Zeb Why!!!!!!!!!!???????

[Emperor Smeat]

All these pre-match Challenge promos would be a great way to gradually turn Cena heel if the WWE had the balls to actually do it. Been moving towards the same tone as his "Gatekeeper" stuff around a year ago.


Wow Del Rio actually came back.

[OssMan]

Haha

Al Otro Lado Del Rio

[Dark One]

This makes perfect sense!

http://i.imgur.com/tg4X0GI.jpg

[Outsider]

All of the meh.

[Poit]

Lol what.

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://i.imgur.com/I4GLIOk.gif

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-07-2015/cG0rN_.gif

[Dark One]

Del Rio's going to punch Cena in the mouth like he asked him to clean up his dishes.

[Maluco]

Yes, brilliant!

[dronepool]

Well now..

[The Destroyer]

Kinda sad Del Rio's back, enjoyed what did he after WWE canned him. Oh well.

[Shisen Kopf]

Wooooooo Of The River!

[Poit]

The si chants are already going. :y:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Swagger and Cesaro should join this stable.

[Dark One]

Things I did not think would happen tonight:

1) Zeb Colter would show up.

2) Albert Del Rio would show up.

3) Zeb Colter would team up with Del Rio.

4) Zeb Colter would team up with Del Rio.

5) Zeb Colter would team up with Del Rio.

[rockman725]

I'm really glad they kissed & made up. Always thought Del Rio got dealt a bad hand due to politics.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena's going to die for Del Rio tonight.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena working heel.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wooooooo Of The River!

Albert of The River. Not to be confused with "A-Train" Albert of The USA#1.

[Simple Fan]

That shocked me. Really thought Swagger was coming.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Swagger will turn heel against Del Rio and Colter.

[Mercenary]

Hey Ossman fuck your thread man. Not my fault you waited to long

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Swaggie Time Is Over.

[OssMan]

Why is it surprising that he is back

[Mr. Nerfect]

Zeb is so Ron it's Wright.

[Innovator]

HE HIT THE FLYING NOTHING! ITS A CHOP!

[OssMan]

Hey Ossman fuck your thread man. Not my fault you waited to long

Fuck your thread we'll see whose thread is better

[Emperor Smeat]

Things I did not think would happen tonight:

1) Zeb Colter would show up.

2) Albert Del Rio would show up.

3) Zeb Colter would team up with Del Rio.

4) Zeb Colter would team up with Del Rio.

5) Zeb Colter would team up with Del Rio.

Really need Zeb to pull a Ricardo and yell out Del Rio's name if he wins. Wonder if he can roll his Rs long enough to make it happen.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Zeb Colter -- if that is his real name -- can roll his R's.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Swagger will turn heel against Del Rio and Colter.

And his new manager will be:
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/555245d36bb3f7542abaac2a-1200-667/donald%20trump%20make%20america%20great.png

[Mr. Nerfect]

HAHAHAHAHA! Del Rio just slapping his wrist like a fool until Cena clotheslined him.

[OssMan]

Mods please merge this thread into mine

[Outsider]

Sorry, some WWE Services are not available right now. Please try again later. For more information, go to www.xbox.com/status

....what.

[Jazzy Foot]

Del Rio!!!!! One tip I got correct.

[Outsider]

And it's back.

[Volare]

Well damn!

[The Destroyer]

Enjoy your holiday Cena.

[dronepool]

Oh shit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

ALBBBBERRRRRRRRRRRTOOOOOOO DELLLL RRRRRRRRRRRRIOOOO

[Fignuts]

What?

[Dark One]

Now what will JBL call that, "THE KICK THAT WON DEL RIO A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP" or "THE KICK THAT WON HIM A UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

[rockman725]

#OMGCENAJOBS

[Fignuts]

That was...abrupt

[Mercenary]

See you in 2 months Cena

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dolphbreaker for the win.

[Dark One]

So.

Del Rio is still a champion in AAA. WILL HE DROP IT IN THE TRASH TONIGHT?

[OssMan]

Del Rio's theme pretty good

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Bye Cena.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, I forgot that Del Rio was the AAA Mega Heavyweight Champion.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Now what will JBL call that, "THE KICK THAT WON DEL RIO A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP" or "THE KICK THAT WON HIM A UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP"

I don't see how it could be anything other than "THE KICK THAT WON DEL RIO A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND A UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP, MICHAEL!"

[Volare]

Roman Wyatt early good.

[Mercenary]

Owen Brown is doing laps around his moms house in joy

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like that Bray Wyatt has never explained his motives for attacking Reigns. It makes him scarier. Especially when he wins once every couple of months.

[Bad News Gertner]

Del Rio is amazing

[Outsider]

I don't care about this match.

I especially don't care about Bran Strawhat or whatever his name is, although that is slightly less relevant.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He can't win too often or he'll be a babyface.

[Fignuts]

Its immortan joe!

[Shisen Kopf]

I see you lurking @owenbrown

[OssMan]

here we goh

HELL OF A CELL

[Mr. Nerfect]

Roman Reigns almost as over as Cesaro. It's a good thing he's more interesting.

[OssMan]

Love the camera man who goes inside hell

[OssMan]

During Ramon Reigns' entrances I like to look for ppl who don't have their cell phones out

[OssMan]

Ramon inspecting the structural integrity of the cell. He must think it is one hell of a cell.

[Volare]

Is it just me or is the door wider than normal?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Too late.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Heck in a cell.

[OssMan]

Shouldn't every match tonight be in hell? Why not, wouldn't cost them any more money

[OssMan]

There's a huge fuckin bar on the hell that's blocking everything from the main camera... wtf

[Outsider]

Is it just me or is the door wider than normal?

Stop bodyshaming the cage.

Not cool.

[OssMan]

Too late for wat

[OssMan]

Ramon Reigns wearing body armor for the hell in a cell match tonight btw.

[Outsider]

Is the Rollins/Kane match a HIAC tonight or is the only other one Taker/Lesnar?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like that Roman Reigns wears body armor. It makes him sort of heelish, which is cool.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Is the Rollins/Kane match a HIAC tonight or is the only other one Taker/Lesnar?

Rollins/Kane isn't in Hell in a Cell, but it will take place in Hell.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I could see Corporate Kane coming out during the match and ordering the cell to be lowered though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Serious question: Do you see Jack Swagger joining Zeb Colter and Alberto Del Rio, feuding with them, or just standing there looking at them sadly.

[OssMan]

I could see Corporate Kane coming out during the match and ordering the cell to be lowered though.
During which match? Charlotte v Nicky Bella?

[Mercenary]

Serious question: Do you see Jack Swagger joining Zeb Colter and Alberto Del Rio, feuding with them, or just standing there looking at them sadly.

I see Swagger getting his walking papers

[Outsider]

Kendo stick headshots?

Didn't think the did that anymore?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Roman Reigns needs two tables, because he is hosting a dinner party...IN HELL!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

During which match? Charlotte v Nicky Bella?

During Rollins vs. The Demon Kane.

[Outsider]

I see Swagger getting his walking papers

He will fit in great on Destination America.

(For the week they have left by the time his contract allows him to appear)

[Mr. Nerfect]

Do you think Zeb Colter will get the new international group forming between Sheamus, Rusev and Barrett?

[OssMan]

Rock Bottom through the table

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bray Wyatt suits the Rock Bottom.

[Emperor Smeat]

Dudleys probably giggling in the back over the vicious destruction of that table. New Day on the other hand were probably disgusted at another table being lost to the cause.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Roman Reigns is getting the chants that symbolize true excellence in WWE -- warring demographics.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope Woods shows up tonight and it's all a big hoax.

[el bobbo]

Roman's getting the Cena chant. Little kids and women vs. the men.

[OssMan]

Chances of Bray Wyatt blading himself in this match?

[Mr. Nerfect]

They'll do it hard way.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Harper, Strowman and Rowan will be here soon.

[OssMan]

Lol my thread wins

Suck it Mercenary

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hell of a Spear...INSIDE HELL!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hell's Spear.

[OssMan]

Pretty decent "spot"

[Mercenary]

Lol my thread wins

Suck it Mercenary

Why cause you bitched like a pissy ass baby to the mods?

[OssMan]

What did I bitch about

[Mr. Nerfect]

Reigns bumping like Heath Slater tonight, BABBBAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

[Mercenary]

I saw that post begging the mods to merge the threads

[owenbrown]

fuck Roman Reigns

[Volare]

Damn good match.

[Mercenary]

Bray might as well go back to Husky now

[Outsider]

Missed the end of that due to yet another circle loading screen thing.

Great.

[Emperor Smeat]

Bray-Reigns was good overall.

[owenbrown]

but Samoan Cena won again :roll:

[OssMan]

I saw that post begging the mods to merge the threads



all i said was this after you attacked me out of nowhere...


Hey Ossman fuck your thread man. Not my fault you waited to long

Fuck your thread we'll see whose thread is better

Mods please merge this thread into mine

[Maluco]

Great match but Bray's fear factor is disappearing. Happy for Reigns though, good outting from him

[Mercenary]

Gee think Undertaker will be at Survivor Series

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sophia Vagara.

[Mercenary]

New Day Rocks!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Tout still exists?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't think New Day take rassling seriously enough.

[OssMan]

You would probly play a bass drum with your foot

[Triple A]

Feels like the Dudley Boyz vs. New Day feud will continue for another 6 months

[Maluco]

Xavier Woods is key to New Day. This is what I am seeing here.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Dudleys are going to destroy the Tag Team Titles according to Jerry Lawler. I think that would be an interesting move, and could make The Dudleys good heels.

[Outsider]

I want to see a Xavier Woods vs Spike Dudley feud.

Book it WWE.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ryan Tran the referee in this match. He was Tyson Kidd's first opponent in WWE.

[dronepool]

Hope the Dudleyz win.

[OssMan]

I like the chain link motif they have on the stage, but still wish of course they would bring back unique stages for PPVs.

[slik]

This is a great ppv so far. Action packed.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'd like to see The New Day use unicorn magic in their matches. Shooting fireballs and such.

[Heisenberg]

How hard is everyone about Lita?

[Mercenary]

lol nice botch dudleys

[Mercenary]

How hard is everyone about Lita?


Let you know after I meet her next month

[Dark One]

Dudleyz clearly suffering from Alzheimers.

[Jura]

Lita is boner fuel

[Jura]

We lie, we cheat, we steal

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kofi Kingston is a ninja unicorn.

[Jura]

Two botches in one match from Bubba Ray Botchley

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol I knew they wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to break the trombone before WrestleMania</font>

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like the way they conditioned you to expect the belts to change hands, but then they didn't.

[Dark One]

Uuuuuuuugly

[Volare]

Well that was pretty brilliant!

[Jura]

Nice commercial

[Emperor Smeat]

New Day going to need another armband for the trombone now.

Tag match was good.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dudley Boyz are booty! New Day ROcks!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Good graphics for the CGI Nikki Bella there.

[Mercenary]

Ric Flair wrestling women now is he?

[Dark One]

Place your bets:

How many weeks until they make Charlotte wear a Flair Robe?

[Outsider]

I enjoy the fact that Diva matches are now longer scheduled piss breaks.

The downside of this is knowing when to piss.

[Jazzy Foot]

Charlotte is more attractive than Paige. Long legs, buff athletic body, beautiful golden hair, peraly white teeth, nice tight ass, big firm boobies!

*masturbates*

[Frank Drebin]

Where's Sasha?

[Dark One]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSNLlyjWcAAx-Sa.jpg

[Dark One]

Where's Sasha?

http://i.imgur.com/gObBHeD.jpg