Nintendo Direct 12/11/15

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Yeah, starting in an hour so shit be going down!! But probably nowt exciting. Some Mario & luigi Paper Jam, Ultra Tennis and POSSIBLE ANNOUNCEMENTS.... Like Minecraft for that one kid who only has a Wii U and Twilight Princess HD.

I almost can't be bothered, but I should take a break from Fallout 4 at some point... So Nintendo can have my attention for a hot minute.

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They pre-emptively tried to temper disappointments by emphatically stating any NX news or mobile updates would not be discussed...

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Watch here or some shit
https://youtu.be/JyanDsW9gMs

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Reggie time baby

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Twilight Princess HD ehhh

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WOLF LINK AMIIBO KL;DHGSDJLGH

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Well this is 45 minutes long apparently, so hoping on some new games and not LET'S LOOK AT AMIIBO IN DEOTH BECAUSE FUCK GAMES FOR 2016, WE MAKE FIGURES NOW

[#BROKEN Hasney]

New mystery dungeon news. Just reminds me Nintendo really have fuck all for the end of the year.

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Splatoon map looks cool... but if my limited WoW arena experience tells me anything it's that moving platforms suck

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Wow, Splatoon update going live in 3 hours, pretty awesome

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SPLATOURNAMENT

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Thank fuck, Mario Maker needed this

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Cool idea for portal page for SMM courses... why is it on PC/mobile and not in-game lol

[Emperor Smeat]

That new course search thing for Super Mario Maker sounds great.

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Amiibo Festival looks really boring

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Ultra Tennis, on the other hand, looks like it'll be a ton of fun... Mario Tennis 64 was boss

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Tennis is good as long as its not full price, wounds like it barely has any modes.

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The amiibo functionality in Ultra Tennis looks cool too

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Hey, here's Nintendo's one big game for the year.

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Yeah I wouldn't pay $60 for it but if it's $40ish I may grab

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"a new, free-to-start game"

I don't like anything about that label

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THEN AGAIN, POKEMON PICROSS

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fucking love Picross

this is the best

[#BROKEN Hasney]

fucking love Picross

this is the best

It is. That Pokémon Match 3 game was bollocks though as you almost needed to pay at some point. Hopefully they get the balance right this time.

Steamworld Heist looks ace, don't know what format I'll get though.

Hey Nintendo, remember when you had a game that looks like this racing? How about one of them again, huh?

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Pokemon Shuffle isn't too bad, I have caught nearly everything in it minus a couple competition stuff and haven't spent a time. But it definitely is on the heavy-handed side, I hope Picross isn't as bad

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That F-Zero-ish game looks kinda cool

[Emperor Smeat]

Same developer made a F-Zero like game for the Wii as well a few years ago.

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hell yeah Lucas amiibo

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Okay I love Pokemon but need a little more variety in this Direct

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Apparently, Pokken is shit. I hope Japanese people are wrong.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Think the delay did Starfox good. It's looking much better.

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April 22, not bad

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OH

Europe feed apparently announced Pokemon RBY are going to be on VC... with wireless trading :eek:

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M&L Paper Jam looks rad

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Trans attack makes it sound like Cloud rips his cock off to become Lightning or something.

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haha

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Keep forgetting about Fire Emblem. Can't wait.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Fuck me. Buy a game to buy a game and buy a third game... While you're there, pre order some more DLC. Puts me off a little.

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oh god gold-colored MegaMan amiibo

whyyyyyyyy

[#BROKEN Hasney]

"Maybe we should call this move a spin kick as that is exactly what it is".

DRAGON QUEST AND BRAVELY THO

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Nintendo really should've showed all this at E3

[#BROKEN Hasney]

FF7 Smash?!

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omg

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Lol @ the Zelda shot over deald Cloud like he was Aries.

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FF7 BOSS BATTLE MUSIC IN SMASH YES PLZ

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Oh shit, more DLC too. Was hoping the final Smash was going to be Knights of the Round, but that would be nitpicky.

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I know everyone will groan about this but I can't fucking wait to own a Cloud amiibo

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Lol @ GAF now barely loading. Cloud killed their servers.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Also finding it funny that someone has pointed out that Sony tried to get Cloud for that shitty PlayStation All Stars thing and Square said no.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Kalyx triaD]

CloudxSmash and FemLink is cool beans.

Kinda wish this Linkle girl was heading Zelda Wii-U.