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The MAC
01-31-2016, 01:01 PM
come up with a one line rhyme about the wrestler/event/company that the previous poster had suggested . The suggest a wrestler/event/company for the next poster.

eg :

poster one : Al Snow

poster 2 : Al Snow used to ask who wants head - now its what he is giving since his career is dead.

Next : Ryback

Simple Fan
01-31-2016, 01:43 PM
Ryback stepped on a crack and broke his mothers back.

Next: Armando Alejandro Estrada

Ol Dirty Dastard
01-31-2016, 05:31 PM
Who the he'll is armondo Estrada...
Oh yeah, that jabroni who amounted to nada!

Next: Reno Riggins

Shisen Kopf
01-31-2016, 05:35 PM
If he was black, Reno Riggins would be Reno Niggins

Shisen Kopf
01-31-2016, 05:36 PM
Next: Waylon Mercy

Anybody Thrilla
02-03-2016, 01:57 PM
In 1995, people just didn't buy it
Yet they tried it again in the form of Bray Wyatt

NEXT: Goldust

road doggy dogg
02-03-2016, 01:59 PM
Goldust can suck Deez Nust..s

NEXT: FLO RIDA

Shisen Kopf
02-03-2016, 03:00 PM
He's from Florida, his name is FLO RIDA
If he was from Boise, he'd be a HO named IDA

Next up, mantaur

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-04-2016, 12:11 AM
Jim Cornette didn't know he was Managing Mantaur.
Cornette was so mad like at Dairy Queen about to get out of his car.

next (it's fucking) Vader.

road doggy dogg
02-04-2016, 12:16 AM
Vader.
Hodor.

Next: perry Saturn

Shisen Kopf
02-04-2016, 12:33 AM
Perry Saturn
Berry Pattern

Next: Jushin Thunder Liger

Simple Fan
02-04-2016, 01:36 AM
Jushin Thunder Liger poops under tigers.

Next: Steve McMicheal

Sixx
02-04-2016, 05:50 AM
steve mcmichael, mongo, is so broke now, he couldn't afford a clay hut in congo

next: vincent/virgil

Shisen Kopf
02-04-2016, 11:03 AM
Virgil is a rassler I don't like,
Be very careful around him, he'll steal your bike!

Nex: TATANKA

Big Vic
02-04-2016, 11:16 AM
TATANKA is a certified hall of famer
now lets rap about someone lamer

Next: Kid Kash

Simple Fan
02-04-2016, 01:11 PM
Kis Kash is just another vanilla midget according to Kevin Nash.

Next: Ahmed Johnson

drave
02-04-2016, 01:20 PM
Ahmed Johnson, he's no Dwayne Johson. But'chu betta stay down or he'll kill you with the Plunge, like a big black dick in a virgin clunge.


next Santino

Shisen Kopf
02-04-2016, 01:30 PM
Santino was retarded. No rhymes here, he was just retarded.

NEXT: Hacksaw Jim Duggan

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-04-2016, 11:26 PM
Santino Marella had three hot chicks!

Maria, Pheonix and Emma. All you had were dicks.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan wouldn't call those girls hoooos
Maybe you should use a phone call somebody cause oh you didn't know?

Friar Ferguson

The MAC
02-06-2016, 01:58 PM
Friar ferguson thought it was bad to job to Luger,
He didn't know how bad it would get until he became Bastion booger.

Next : 1,2,3 Kid

Simple Fan
02-06-2016, 03:28 PM
Can we get rid of 1,2,3 Kid

Next: Disco Inferno

Shisen Kopf
02-06-2016, 03:31 PM
Disco Inferno, he wanted to join the NWO
but they said no

Next: Thurman "sparky" Plugg

Ol Dirty Dastard
02-06-2016, 03:39 PM
The only thing Sparky plugged was his butt,
It made old Thurman bark like a dog and bust his nut

Next: Evil Doink

Simple Fan
02-06-2016, 10:20 PM
If Evil Doink was a pig he'd say oink oink.

Next: Test

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-06-2016, 11:09 PM
Kelly Kelly, Stephanie and Stacy Kiebler have all screamed his name.
He might be no longer with us but damn if he didn't have game.

Shisen Kopf
02-06-2016, 11:16 PM
who's next??

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-06-2016, 11:17 PM
Dino Bravo

MoFo
02-07-2016, 04:32 AM
Dino Bravo smuggled fags
Mafia put him in bodybag
Shot in the head


ded

Sixx
02-07-2016, 06:41 AM
Dino Bravo smuggled fags
Mafia put him in bodybag
Shot in the head


ded

har har, smuggled fags

oh you silly limeys

Shisen Kopf
02-07-2016, 08:21 AM
Next up is El Dandy

Maluco
02-07-2016, 11:34 AM
Before a scheduled US Title bout
Bret said he was a man you couldn't doubt

Adam Bomb

Damian Rey 2.0
02-07-2016, 12:13 PM
Adam Bomb was indeed just that.
A lame as gimmick that just fell flat.

Next- Aldo Montoya

Shisen Kopf
02-07-2016, 12:16 PM
Aldo Montoya was just incredible
His mask looked like undies that are edible

Next: Meat

thekrow
02-07-2016, 12:40 PM
Meat, Meat, he had the look but not the heat.
Even Planet Stasiak had him beat!
Next :
Agent Exile.

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-07-2016, 01:53 PM
This person you mention is not a wrestler.
Paper or Plastic he asks the customer at the register.

Randy Orton.

Shisen Kopf
02-07-2016, 02:26 PM
Randy is no cowboy Bob
When he rassles Cena he always does the Job

Next: Kwang

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-07-2016, 05:58 PM
Kwang is Savio Vega and Savio Vega is Kwang.

If they thought either would get over Vince must've been insane.

Jerry Lynn.

Mr. Nerfect
02-07-2016, 08:46 PM
I often get Jerry Lynn confused with Jerry Flynn.

For years I thought they must have been the same thing.

Next: Paul London

Maluco
02-07-2016, 08:51 PM
I remember Paul London high flying and spinning
And when Vince died, he was on stage grinning

Akeem

Mr. Nerfect
02-07-2016, 08:55 PM
Things with Akeem are not always as they seem
You must be constantly aware of the white African Dream.

Next: Becky Lynch

Mr. Nerfect
02-07-2016, 08:56 PM
I'll do it for you guys:

I want to fuck Becky Lynch so bad.
I mean I REALLY want to fuck her. Like you guys have no idea.

Just kidding. You go.

Maluco
02-08-2016, 10:52 AM
Beckys and Irish lass with orange hair
Charlotte, Sasha and her, have made me care

Scott Steiner

Big Vic
02-08-2016, 11:24 AM
133% Steiner will win because he's the best
Samoa Joe has 8 1/3% chance of coming up next

Next: Kurt Angle

drave
02-08-2016, 11:27 AM
Kurt Angle: The best there was, is and ever will be
Shit.... I mean intelligence, intensity and integrity
Red white and blue, he'll leave you wrecked
He won Olympic gold with a broken freakin' neck!


Next: Jeff Harvey

Damian Rey 2.0
02-08-2016, 11:30 AM
Jeff Harvey isn't really his name
He's a hardy boy in the high flying game

Eva Marie

Anybody Thrilla
02-08-2016, 07:10 PM
She won't be winning any 'best wrestler' election
But there's a lot to be said for a constant erection

NEXT: Headbanger Thrasher

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-08-2016, 08:24 PM
Thrasher was a good teacher and taught Mosh everything he knew to be funny.
Too bad in this business that never draws any money.

Meng.

Shisen Kopf
02-08-2016, 08:27 PM
Meng was better as Haku
You know this is true.

Next: Duke the Dumpster Droese

Ermaximus
02-10-2016, 03:27 PM
WWF once had a garbageman named Duke the Dumpster Droesse.
The dude was a decent wrestler, but he smelled like the snatch of one Nancy Pelosi.

Spike Dudley

drave
02-10-2016, 03:35 PM
WWF once had a garbageman named Duke the Dumpster Droesse.
The dude was a decent wrestler, but he smelled like the snatch of one Nancy Pelosi.

Spike Dudley


Spike is the feisty Dudley brother,
He'll drop your ass in acid if you diss his mother
Such a brazen runt he'll punt you in the cunt


Next Up

Gangrel

Evil Vito
02-10-2016, 03:37 PM
Gangrel had fangs, not a horn
But he's retired now and now he does porn

Next Up: Colt Cabana