RAW is the Owens Era - Official Thread 9.5.16

[slik]

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* Kevin Owens will celebrate the start of the Owens Era

* Sasha Banks will make a tough announcement

* Cesaro vs Sheamus III

...plus much more!

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You shouldn't settle for what's expected. The Boss is gonna be on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> tonight and I got some bad news. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/LegitBoss?src=hash">#LegitBoss</a> always ✌��️</p>&mdash; $asha Broken Bank$ (@SashaBanksWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE/status/772882714512928768">September 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Broken Bad News Banks should become a thing for her.

[Lock Jaw]

Hopefully it isn't retiring due to horrific injury.....

Regardless, I will be making my return to the RAW thread tonight, so get hype everybody.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

We get hyped on Tuesday Nights.

[Ruien]

Hopefully it isn't retiring due to horrific injury.....

Regardless, I will be making my return to the RAW thread tonight, so get hype everybody.

Would blow if she had to retire. I am guessing she is going to be out for like a year or something. Or shes just going to admit that she was doing drugs.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

She's got Bad News....for the rest of the women. She's not hurt and she's gonna be the champ next ppv.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BAD NEWS BOSS!

[ClockShot]

Today's question:

Kevin Owens is?:

A. Just another superstar who sold his soul to Triple H and replace Seth Rollins as his "bitch"?

or

B. Hasn't got a clue what the hell happened last week?

The description for tonight's show is: "Seth Rollins reacts to having his title hijacked by The Authority, while new WWE Universal champ Kevin Owens plots his next move." Hmmmmmm.

[Triple A]

Pumped for Raw baby

[Ruien]

Today's question:

Kevin Owens is?:

A. Just another superstar who sold his soul to Triple H and replace Seth Rollins as his "bitch"?

or

B. Hasn't got a clue what the hell happened last week?

The description for tonight's show is: "Seth Rollins reacts to having his title hijacked by The Authority, while new WWE Universal champ Kevin Owens plots his next move." Hmmmmmm.

Going with B but he ends up being the next HHH bitch.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Kevin Owens show starts in 10 minutes. Looks like Charlotte Vs. Bayley tonight. Dana Brooke is supposed to take notes on how Charlotte does it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Today's question:

Kevin Owens is?:

A. Just another superstar who sold his soul to Triple H and replace Seth Rollins as his "bitch"?

or

B. Hasn't got a clue what the hell happened last week?

The description for tonight's show is: "Seth Rollins reacts to having his title hijacked by The Authority, while new WWE Universal champ Kevin Owens plots his next move." Hmmmmmm.

Hopefully B but wouldn't be surprised if his reign ends up taking a backseat to the Authority-Rollins feud.

Best case is Triple H just gives a small promo verbally attacking Rollins for being useless stopping Reigns while he was out or as the handpicked star of the future for the Authority. Rollins can respond saying Triple H has always been about himself and then push those two away from Owens so his reign doesn't get upstaged by that drama.

[ClockShot]

Ooooh. Timeline video package.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[Lock Jaw]

Good emotional promos from Foley and Steph.........

[ClockShot]

Cruiserweight Classic lapel pins?

Or we doing another cancer month?

[Lock Jaw]

BALLOONS!!!!!

[ClockShot]

BALLOONS!

[Lock Jaw]

Korporate Owens

[ClockShot]

Champ wears a suit.

Total sell out. :roll:

[ClockShot]

There goes tonight's pyro budget.

[KIRA]

Owens has to make the crowd hate him

[Lock Jaw]

KO great at turning the fans against him

[ClockShot]

Yep. A couple anti-crowd lines, you're good to go.

[KIRA]

They're gonna cheer him no matter what.....Barring Seth Rollins

[Evil Vito]

Mark of a good heel: immediately reject any fanfare. I love Owens.

[ClockShot]

I've always liked "Monday Night Raw: Starring Brock Lesnar" if you ask me.

[Ruien]

Maaan, Rollins is amazing.

[Emperor Smeat]

This is going to be really stupid if its Steph that turns face and not Rollins.

[Lock Jaw]

Emotions running tense/high to start RAW

[KIRA]

I don't think Rollins would work as a straight babyface they might want to keep him with a chip on his shoulder and no real acknowledgement of the audience.

[ClockShot]

Oh. We're going the GM vs. Boss rift storyline.

[Lock Jaw]

Why isn't Roman Reigns coming out demanding answers and being angry?

[ClockShot]

Why isn't Roman Reigns coming out demanding answers and being angry?


Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Lock Jaw]

Women shouldn't be on this early in the show..... that sucks.....

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a pretty good opening segment to RAW.

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah..... unlike the "usual", it really felt like "emotions were high"

[Lock Jaw]

Also, loved Kevin Owens acknowledging the "you deserve it chants", and turning it around and using it to build himself up as a heel even more.

[ClockShot]

:lol: at that new WWE movie.

[ClockShot]

Owens vs. Zayn.....................................AGAIN?!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at "longest reigning Universal champion" line

WWE really is going to drag Owens-Zayn to the ground. Think they forgot what made that long running feud special to begin with.

[Evil Vito]

lol so much for Owens/Zayn "ONE LAST TIME"

[Lock Jaw]

What the hell...... at doing Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens again randomly on RAW.......

That should be a bigger deal...........

[Evil Vito]

The pin they are all wearing is for Connor's Cure.

[ClockShot]

Who takes notes?

Dana should be filming this. That's how the pros do it.

[Locke]

I thought Charlotte lost the womens title to someone at a PPV

[Lock Jaw]

She lost it to Sasha at a RAW, and won it back at a PPV (Summerslam)

[KIRA]

BAYLEY IS SPEAKING TO THE GODS IN THE HEAVENS ABOVE!

[Lock Jaw]

Bayley just hurt herself?

Would be bad to have Bayley and Sasha both out

[ClockShot]

The fuck kind of the move was that, Bayley?

[Lock Jaw]

The fuck kind of the move was that, Bayley?

Supposed to be a diving baseball slide through the corner......

[ClockShot]

Bayley just hurt herself?

Would be bad to have Bayley and Sasha both out

And Raw already used their "Get out of women's division trouble free" card.

[Lock Jaw]

Is Backlash really this Sunday......

I know nothing about what is happening on the show...... is anything even booked for it?

[ClockShot]

Side note: Got a weird feeling my power's gonna go out with these winds Hermine is blowing my way.

Anybody else getting bad weather here in the Northeast?

[ClockShot]

Is Backlash really this Sunday......

I know nothing about what is happening on the show...... is anything even booked for it?

Styles vs. Ambrose for the belt.

New Tag and Women's champs will be crowned.

Maybe Orton vs. Bray?

[Simple Fan]

Is Backlash really this Sunday......

I know nothing about what is happening on the show...... is anything even booked for it?

Styles vs Ambrose WWE World Championship

Smackdown Tag Team Championships tournament final.

Womens Championship match with all the Women I think.

Wyatt vs Orton

Miz vs Ziggler

[Lock Jaw]

Bayley pinned the champion!!

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR SUNDAY NIGHT?!

[Lock Jaw]

(Nothing because it is a Smackdown PPV)

[ClockShot]

Nothing.

[Evil Vito]

Wonder what the record for champions in non-title matches is over the last 10 years or so. Has to be WAY under .500.

[Lock Jaw]

"Sasha is coming to deliver some bad news"-"I have a feeling it isn't good"

[KIRA]

Stopped selling the leg but good match

[Ruien]

Love how Y2J had Owen's back still.

[Emperor Smeat]

Good match overall but pretty dumb to have Bayley win the meaningless match. They pretty much were building the excuse of her losing due to injury or could have gone with a DQ win because Dana got involved instead.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BAYLEY!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Connor The Crusher :(

[KIRA]

The Conners Cure belt logo looks better than Universal belt

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YES, GENTLEMAN JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Did Cole just call it "Monday Night the RAW"?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Bayley wins and then the Connor's Cure promo...talk about a wild ride o the emotional roller coaster! Think I might need a nap now...

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

The Sesame Street Kid.

[slik]

k just tuning in, what did I miss/how has it been

[Lock Jaw]

I still Bo-Lieve in Bo!!

[owenbrown]

IT'S TIME.... TO BO-LIEVE!

[slik]

BO

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[DAMN iNATOR]

BO DALLAS?! :eek:

And he has a campaign poster for a vid that looks suspiciously similar to the Trump/Pence logo...

[Emperor Smeat]

k just tuning in, what did I miss/how has it been

Some talking between Owens-Rollins-Authority and a pretty good Charlotte-Bayley match (Bayley won).

[Lock Jaw]

Really weird promo, though

[ClockShot]

Wait, he's not coming out?

[KIRA]

Bo channeling his big brother

[Lock Jaw]

Bo Dallas has snapped!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Bo wins

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[DAMN iNATOR]

WOO! Dallas is now 1-B0! -- Since returning to RAW tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Should probably get new gear that doesn't say "Outcast" on it......

[KIRA]

I miss the actual victory laps

[slik]

I approve of Suit Owens

[KIRA]

LOL Jericho patting the belt...or am I reading too much into this

[slik]

Some talking between Owens-Rollins-Authority and a pretty good Charlotte-Bayley match (Bayley won).

Thank you Smelly!

Is Seth Rollins a face now?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Korporate Owens

What's his fatality? :shifty:

[KIRA]

Thank you Smelly!

Is Seth Rollins a face now?

Getting there

[Lock Jaw]

Why would you ask that..... what does that mean.....

I guess I'd say a pop-up powerbomb, but one where he "pops out" his opponent's skeleton and powerbombs it to pieces while their skin just flops to the ground......

[Lock Jaw]

Jericho's entrance sneer is one of the best things on Monday Night RAW

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why would you ask that..... what does that mean.....

I guess I'd say a pop-up powerbomb, but one where he "pops out" his opponent's skeleton and powerbombs it to pieces while their skin just flops to the ground......

Because you spelled "corporate" with a 'K'...you know, Mortal Kombat style?

[slik]

this should be a sweet match

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's been good so far @slik.

[Lock Jaw]

Because you spelled "corporate" with a 'K'...you know, Mortal Kombat style?

I see........ Thank you for explaining your joke......

I was making reference to Korporate Kane in my "joke"......

[Triple A]

Fell asleep by accident but woke up now

[ClockShot]

I'd figure Rollins would give up The Pedigree after last week.

Maybe overtime he will. Go back to crushing faces with his boot.

[Emperor Smeat]

Jericho-Rollins was pretty good.

[Lock Jaw]

I'd figure Rollins would give up The Pedigree after last week.

Maybe overtime he will. Go back to crushing faces with his boot.

Can't go back to it unless it gets unbanned

[Triple A]

Missing WCW Nitro, wish it was on

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Pretty solid match. A little short for my liking, considering who was involved but still nice match with good storytelling.

[ClockShot]

Can't go back to it unless it gets unbanned

Fair game in WWE2k17.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd figure Rollins would give up The Pedigree after last week.

Maybe overtime he will. Go back to crushing faces with his boot.

Should keep it till the potential match against Triple H and beat him with it as a final insult before switching the finisher to something else.

[Lock Jaw]

Cryptic American Horror Story promo.... thought for a second Undertaker was returning.....

[My Final Heaven]

What's his fatality? :shifty:

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[Lock Jaw]

Fair game in WWE2k17.

I hate to break it to you, but video games are not real life. Sorry.......

[Lock Jaw]

Women's Syxx Pac challenge

[Evil Vito]

I sometimes amuse myself thinking of these plotlines with genuine kayfabe and it's kinda neat to imagine that Triple H shares a bed with Stephanie and just goes NO I WILL NOT TELL YOU when she asks why he screwed Rollins.

[Lock Jaw]

Cesaro more tape than man

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait this Best of 7 series is going to have matches not shown on tv?

Seems like a pretty dumb thing to do unless its some sort of Network exclusive show which doesn't seem to be the case.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'd figure Rollins would give up The Pedigree after last week.

Maybe overtime he will. Go back to crushing faces with his boot.
I wish he would, but didn't they ban the Curb Stomp?

[Lock Jaw]

RIP Cesaro

[Lock Jaw]

Gonna be covered head to toe with tape next week

[Triple A]

I hope they just have Sheamus win 4-0 or like 4-1 instead of doing a predictable "game 7"

[ClockShot]

Cesaro gonna do 2004 all over again.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hate when they promote "BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS" throughout the show if it's not the next segment.

[slik]

Cryptic American Horror Story promo.... thought for a second Undertaker was returning.....

9 more days to go...can't wait

[Lock Jaw]

Snacking on some Crispix right now......

[ClockShot]

Shining Stars with their 3rd match on record I think.

[Emperor Smeat]

Still don't get how the WWE thought the idea of the Shining Stars would be a better improvement than the Los Matadores. At least the Matadores had a mascot to help get over a bit.

[slik]

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[slik]

Feel like everytime the Shining Stars come on tv @TPWW_Roxer marks the F out and fist bumps the air a lot

[Lock Jaw]

Did Enzo Amore just give birth to Little Jimmy?

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Enzo to let a fan hold his baby while he goes and beats up the Shinning Stars.

[Ruien]

Shining Stars have won all three of their other matches right? I mean ya, it was because R-Truth was catching Pokemon but they shouldn't be treated as jobbed to Enzo and Cass. Keep the division strong.

[slik]

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[slik]

I'm glad Primo's tights say Primo because I still don't know which is which otherwise.

[Emperor Smeat]

Something about Cass flailing his arms during the Empire Elbow makes it look hilarious.

[Lock Jaw]

Shining Stars have won all three of their other matches right? I mean ya, it was because R-Truth was catching Pokemon but they shouldn't be treated as jobbed to Enzo and Cass. Keep the division strong.

I blame you for this

[Lock Jaw]

Nah, I'm ok with it.

Gotta keep Enzo/Cass doing something to keep them away from the title picture....

[Ruien]

Well, I did not expect that.

Dark One must be having an erection with the amount of real finishes happening.

[Ruien]

I blame you for this

:D

[Triple A]

I knew Sami Zayn's theme music and "ska" gimmick would be the "death" of him in WWE.......... can never be a main eventer with that gimmick / theme song... even though the theme is a "good" theme... extremely "mid card" theme...

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Shining Stars won on RAW. Bo Dallas won on RAW. <br>Is this real life?<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/772974348537729024">September 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

yo Ruien

#fistbump

[slik]

RAW thread seems less busy this week...figured it would be hopping after K.Owens win last week...might just be the holiday though.

[Ruien]

yo Ruien

#fistbump

#fistpump.

[Lock Jaw]

I knew Sami Zayn's theme music and "ska" gimmick would be the "death" of him in WWE.......... can never be a main eventer with that gimmick / theme song... even though the theme is a "good" theme... extremely "mid card" theme...

I think he just needs to lose the hat and jacket and it will be fine...... Also tone down the hipster dancing......

[ClockShot]

Nice shirt, Owens.

[Ruien]

Really confused on why HHH isn't even here. Like, wth?

[Lock Jaw]

That promo/exchange is why they should not be doing Zayn/Owens on RAW......

[Black Widow]

They find this girl from trailer park fights.com?

[RP]

Goodnight Ann

[slik]

Rita Repulsa here to take care of business

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder how long these squash matches for Nia is going to last before she actually does something meaningful.

Doubt she's ever going to challange Charlotte for the title but going to get really boring if these last for a few more months or till someone beats Charlotte for the belt.

[Lock Jaw]

Rita Repulsa here to take care of business

Thought the same.....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Goodnight Ann

Her?

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder how long these squash matches for Nia is going to last before she actually does something meaningful.

BRRRRAAAAAUUUUUN, BO, and NIA will form The Squash Club

[ClockShot]

Wonder how long these squash matches for Nia is going to last before she actually does something meaningful.

They just gotta flip a coin. Heads, Nia stops. Tails, Braun stops.

[Black Widow]

Wonder how long these squash matches for Nia is going to last before she actually does something meaningful.I'm pretty confident that Tamina will be the one to stand up to her.

Suckage commence.

[Triple A]

Gallows & Anderson s000 boring this sucks

[Emperor Smeat]

Never knew trombones shrink as they get older.

[Triple A]

horrible

[Black Widow]

Fucking Atrocious!!

[KIRA]

This MIGHT work if it werent Gallows and Anderson....and better writers

God Anderson is so bland he probably stops existing when he's not directly observed

[slik]

vince mcmahon is laughing hysterically r/n

[Triple A]

omg taking so long for this lame a$$ joke

[Evil Vito]

You know those moments when you're watching wrestling, somebody else in the house walks in, and they walk in at the worst possible moment of the show and you get embarrassed for watching it? That was me in this segment.

[ClockShot]

Just give Gallows & Anderson the belts already.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: New Day touched Old Day ... hmmm nothing exploded, guess Kofi's a liar.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn..... just noticed it is dark outside....... sun setting earlier........... Winter is Coming...... damn....... why can't it always just be nice outside............

[KIRA]

Damn..... just noticed it is dark outside....... sun setting earlier........... Winter is Coming...... damn....... why can't it always just be nice outside............

Wait a minute where do you live this summer has been a hot, humid, nightmare. Bring on the cold.

I love the cold months

[Triple A]

Raw sucks 2night

[Black Widow]

I hate this match and it hasn't even started.

[ClockShot]

Bo-Lieve in Bo & Make Darren Young Great Again.

Hmmmmmm?

[KIRA]

Young needs to learn how to do the chickening correctly

[slik]

I sure hope Darren Young is going to wrestle Titus again!

[Triple A]

I hate this match and it hasn't even started.

How come

[slik]

Don't hinder jinder

[Triple A]

I like Corey Graves

[slik]

RAW thread seems less busy this week...figured it would be hopping after K.Owens win last week...might just be the holiday though.

not making it to 10 pgs tonight

[slik]

I like Corey Graves

me 2

[DAMN iNATOR]

How come

Come on, dude. We all know the answer to that.

[KIRA]

How come

Cause there are darkies in the ring and none of them are Aj

[Mr. USA #1]

This show is awful.

[Triple A]

not making it to 10 pgs tonight

Where Dark One @

Hope he and Guru Dave are both still alive

[KIRA]

.....WTF who his the heel supposed to be here?

[ClockShot]

I think after the Bad News Banks announcement, I'll duck out for the night.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, DARREN HAS SNAPPED!

But will he become a badass <s>submission</s> submissive machine?!

[Evil Vito]

Jinder Mahal can't even win a match via the fool-proof roll up and tight hook after a distraction. Great job signing him instead of Heath Slater, Mick.

[Triple A]

Thought "This is the worst Raw I have ever seen" but that doesn't seem true... But feels that way...

[ClockShot]

We gonna get Crazy Alicia Fox back?!

[Ruien]

Haha at Alicia's face when she realized she hit Nia in the face.

[slik]

crazy alicia fox cameo

[KIRA]

Crazy Alicia! can we bring back this awesomeness PLEASE?

[Emperor Smeat]

Alicia really nailed Nia in the face with that box toss.

[Ruien]

Feels weird I see Jinder on a weekly basis now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

This show is awful.

Needs more guys with American patriot gimmicks.

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[Triple A]

I liked that segment..........

What do you think of the show so far @owenbrown?

[Lock Jaw]

BRRRRRRAAAAAUUUUUUNNNNNN

[RP]

Oh good. Another Stroman segment where writers clearly have no clue what to do with him.

[ClockShot]

Let's try this again.


BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Braun takes off Sin Cara's mask tonight

[owenbrown]

meh

[ClockShot]

Braun graduates from jobbers to actual roster stars.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Thought "This is the worst Raw I have ever seen" but that doesn't seem true... But feels that way...

It's definitely pretty bad so far...1.5/7.

[KIRA]

How long till they Ryback Stroman?

And what are the odds Hunicara manages to snap his own neck tonight

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Braun not facing some random jobber du jour.

Sin Cara's new theme sounds pretty good.

[Ruien]

Braun graduates from jobbers to actual roster stars.

You mean actual roster jobbers.

[Lock Jaw]

#MakeHunicoGreatAgain

[RP]

ok that was horrible

[Lock Jaw]

Now take the mask

[DAMN iNATOR]

This is NOT Sin Cara's birthday...he turned 39 one month ago on August 5.

Source:ProFightDB.com

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Sasha says "I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS"

[slik]

That match did not make Strauman look good lol

[ClockShot]

I really do miss Wade Barrett.

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[Simple Fan]

Wish Braun was Braun O'Doyle
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[Emperor Smeat]

That match did not make Strauman look good lol

On the bright side, at least Sin Cara got to keep his mask unlike that Americo guy.

[Evil Vito]

How long before Braun Strowman turns face and dances?

[RP]

That's some serious camel toe.

[Black Widow]

At least she's a hot one.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I really do miss Wade Barrett.

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Yeah, me too. Evidently he now has the oh-so-edgy gimkick in TNA of having his real name be his ring name. :y::roll:

[ClockShot]

Banks' husband too cheap to get her a wedding ring?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Please be a swerve, Please be a swerve, Please be a swerve...

[slik]

She is totally pulling a Mark Henry...

[Frank Drebin]

Please be a swerve, Please be a swerve, Please be a swerve...

[ClockShot]

Crowd's just waiting for her to spit it out.

[ClockShot]

I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS!

[DAMN iNATOR]

*Fry eye squint* Not sure if mocking or agreeing...

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I'm running a few minutes behind, the beginning of Sasha's promo is the most fake history in history</p>&mdash; Dave Meltzer (@davemeltzerWON) <a href="https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/772987850191011840">September 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

STORYLINE!

[RP]

Looks healthy to me.

[Frank Drebin]

Soon as Dana came out it was a work. Whew

[Frank Drebin]

Heel Sasha is better. Then again, most people are better as heels.

[RP]

So the doctors bad news was that she was wrestling at Clash of the Champions.

[Ruien]

Okay, not really enjoying Raw this week. Needs more Rollins.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Someone please inform Sasha that she's at the back of the line for a title shot via Bayley pinning Charlotte earlier tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Phew.

[Lock Jaw]

What a weird segment.... why would Sasha string on the fans making it seem like she was really really hurt, only for it to turn out to be "bad news for Charlotte".

[slik]

miss piggy lol, be a star sasha

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Someone please inform Sasha that she's at the back of the line for a title shot via Bayley pinning Charlotte earlier tonight.

Automatic Rematch.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty good swerve by Sasha. Not Henry tier of legendary greatness but pretty good overall.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What a weird segment.... why would Sasha string on the fans making it seem like she was really really hurt, only for it to turn out to be "bad news for Charlotte".

Trying to be Mark Henry.

[Ruien]

WOOOO no one cared Sasha.

[Lock Jaw]

Sasha looked hot as hell (and you can't teach that)

[Lock Jaw]

Trying to be Mark Henry.

Yeah, but that one made sense because it was a heel turn, so F the fans.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Automatic Rematch.

One of 2 things definitely happening: Bayley v. Sasha one of the next two weeks, #1 Contender's Match, or triple threat title match at CoC.

[Frank Drebin]

Going back and reading the thread....

BALLOONS!!!!!

BALLOONS!

:rofl:

[Lock Jaw]

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[VSG]

Trying to be Mark Henry.

Complete with salmon blazer.

[Lock Jaw]

Really wish Eden Styles was still around to announce OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWENS

[DAMN iNATOR]

Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn: Destined to fight forever...except when they're not actually fighting.

[Ruien]

I like how Sasha was basically saying females were sex objects basically before. Sasha, you barely wear anything to the ring when you wrestle.

[Ruien]

Time to find out Owens will be a coward champion or a actual champion.

[slik]

Hope badass champ

[slik]

who is the ring announcer now, I donut even pay attention to them

[Ruien]

who is the ring announcer now, I donut even pay attention to them

No idea. Some scrub not named Eden.

[DAMN iNATOR]

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Good thing Eva Marie never won the Women's Championship on RAW, or else we'd be subjected to the song "99 Luftballoons" by Nena with EXACTLY 99 red balloons dropping from the ceiling.