WWE RAW - 12.5.16 - The ROAD to ROADBLOCK Continues in Austin, TX!

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Raw Preview : Quick Hits


Will The Queen dare to cross The Boss on Raw?
Can Team Red handle this?
Will Sami Zayn cool off after heated exchange with Mick Foley?
Might Seth Rollins strike again?
Is this the “End of the Line” for Kevin Owens?




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major name backstage....to visit or to appear....
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[Mr. Nerfect]

Correction: ROAD to ROADBLOCK: END OF THE LINE.

[Volare]

Austin TX....I got a feeling this is gonna be a shit crowd.

[ClockShot]

Austin, Texas?

STONE COLD COUNTRY!

Awwwwww, who am I kidding.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Correction: ROAD to ROADBLOCK: END OF THE YEAR.

FIXED. :shifty:

[Volare]

Austin, Texas?

STONE COLD COUNTRY!

Awwwwww, who am I kidding.

Don't get me excited man!

[RP]

Radcock

[DAMN iNATOR]

Don't get me excited man!

DN2vPKKGhcQ

That oughtta settle your tea kettle...(apologies to Lock Jaw).

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We're the brand that most likely won't show you <a href="https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg">@AJStylesOrg</a>'s butthole <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/805877786850246656">December 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[DAMN iNATOR]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">We're the brand that most likely won't show you <a href="https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg">@AJStylesOrg</a>'s butthole <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/805877786850246656">December 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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But maybe if you're lucky there'll be a Kevin Owens nip slip...:shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

DN2vPKKGhcQ

That oughtta settle your tea kettle...(apologies to Lock Jaw).

Eh? Why me.....

[ClockShot]

B-SHOW TIME!

[KIRA]

Previously on RAW wtf?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Eh? Why me.....

Isn't that your saying when you think people need to calm down?

[ClockShot]

Previously on RAW wtf?

Gotta fill them 3 hours, dude.

[ClockShot]

Oh, nooooooooooooooooooow he wants Triple H.

[Lock Jaw]

Isn't that your saying when you think people need to calm down?

When they are talking about Natalya, yeah..... because it is Nattie's saying.....

[Heisenberg]

Taker is backstage at all Austin RAWs, rarely appears

[Dark One]

Oh hey, they remembered that thing that happened three months ago.

[Lock Jaw]

Wish Rollins would do his laugh......

[Dark One]

Let's set the over-under at Awkward Fan Close-ups tonight at 6. Place your bets.

[KIRA]

So Seth is less a face and more a jealous ex

[ClockShot]

"Paige Forever" sign out there.

:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

Let's set the over-under at Awkward Fan Close-ups tonight at 6. Place your bets.

11

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins took his sweet time trying to remember about wanting to beat up Triple H.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn...was really enjoying Seth unveiling his "blueprint" to the Universal Championship.

[KIRA]

SETH!

KEV!

[ClockShot]

Honestly think WWE should book Dr. Phil for a guest spot and get involved with the JeriKO breakup.

Might make for good TV.

[Emperor Smeat]

Owens is right. Rollins is pretty much an even shitter version of Cena/Reigns when it comes to having friends.

[Poit]

The gifts of Jericho.

[DAMN iNATOR]

3 gifts...gold, frankincense and myrrh?

[ClockShot]

12 Days of Christmas is running through my head now.

Don't know why?

[KIRA]

And just like that revenge on Triple H takes a backseat ....again

[Lock Jaw]

WTF another random Owens/Zayn match.....

[slik]

against Sami Zayn AGAIN!?

[ClockShot]

Is that really what the PPV is called?

Roadblock: End of the Line

[Poit]

Previously on RAW wtf?

I like it. Helps to fill time on an overly long show. Reminds viewers about storylines on the show.

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[Emperor Smeat]

And just like that revenge on Triple H takes a backseat ....again

At the rate they are going, its pretty much going to be like how Taker Mania feuds happen. Triple H is just going to randomly show up one day after Rollins invokes his name too many times.

[ClockShot]

I was close.

[Poit]

Weeeeeeeeeell, it's the Beard Show

[Lock Jaw]

Big Show heel turn!

[Dark One]

Just to summarize this opening segment.

1) Seth Rollins called out the man who cost him the title for the first time in like three months after zero mention has been made for most of that time.
2) Kevin Owens if facing Sami Zayn despite having a "last fight ever" match just a few months ago.

Okay.

[Frank Drebin]

I was going to check out raw for the first time in a while. Kevin Owens talking about how he has to have another random match against Sami Zayn when they fought and fought a million times already and I turned it off. Just the thought of them fighting again after countless "last time" fights......I can't stomach it again, and I like both these guys.

[DAMN iNATOR]

And just like that revenge on Triple H takes a backseat ....again

It's what's best for business. Also, ROFL random Big Show match...:lol::lol::lol:

[Dark One]

I like it. Helps to fill time on an overly long show. Reminds viewers about storylines on the show.

This would be a more valid argument if they didn't show all of that stuff three times last week after it happened.

[Heisenberg]

Big Show is mad over in Austin. Excellent booking

[slik]

Does this count as a heel or face turn for Big Show?

[Dark One]

R.I.P. James Ellsworth

[Dark One]

Does this count as a heel or face turn for Big Show?

He was smiling and waving on the way down, I'm going to call it a Heel turn for the initial announcement and then a face turn on the way down to the ring

[slik]

I think Big Show is going to feud with Braun Strowman

[ClockShot]

R.I.P. James Ellsworth

I am so excited for Smackdown tomorrow.

[KIRA]

oh no

[ClockShot]

Cole also forgot to mention that Big Show is one of the top Destiny players in the country. Perhaps the world.

[Dark One]

I think Big Show is going to feud with Braun Strowman

Will be a really good match. Strowman can show off his freakish agility and like kip up out of a Big Show move.

[KIRA]

I am so excited for Smackdown tomorrow.

He is gonna get destroyed I can't wait

[Dark One]

Big Show's usually fucking fat.

[Poit]

This would be a more valid argument if they didn't show all of that stuff three times last week after it happened.

I think it's still relevant. It helps to remind viewers which storylines are on Raw, rather than Smackdown.

[Lock Jaw]

Big Show face turn!!!!

[Volare]

What a face turn!! lol

[Dark One]

That was a heel turn with the announcement, a face turn down the ramp, a heel turn in the match by beating down Rollins, and then a face turn by chokeslam.

That's pretty impressive even for Big Show.

[ClockShot]

I let my dog out and the match is over.

And Big Show turned face. AND I MISSED IT!

DAMMIT!

[Emperor Smeat]

Does this count as a heel or face turn for Big Show?
Probably 3 turns on the Big Show tracker.

Smiled and waving to the crowd = face
Looked like a big meanie during the match = heel
Beat up Owens = face

[slik]

Big Show turns face in record time.

[Volare]

Please god let Jericho win the title.

[Volare]

Gallagher hell yeah!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Funny thing is before my connection went down for a minute or two, i was in the midst of a joking post that Show would turn face and then heel again during the match. I never thought I'd be even halfright...LOL.

[Lock Jaw]

Jack Gallagher already better than all the others based on that video package alone

[Black Widow]

Jack Gallagher already better than all the others based on that video package aloneYou have low standards.

[ClockShot]

Saw Jack Gallagher and immediately thought "That's Sheamus' long lost brother."

Then followed that up with "They should be like DeVito & Schwartzenegger in Twins"

[Emperor Smeat]

Gallagher might be the last chance for RAW to get crowd constantly hyped or active with the random Cruiser stuff for the brand.

Really should have moved the division to Smackdown when they had the chance.

[Droford]

Saw Jack Gallagher and immediately thought "That's Sheamus' long lost brother."

Then followed that up with "They should be like DeVito & Schwartzenegger in Twins"

Conan Obrien

[DAMN iNATOR]

Who is this redhead dude? One of Slater's kids? Does he need this job too?

[Droford]

I love his headbutt

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOLWTF?! That's the most ridiculous finisher to net someone a pin since Mark Jindrak's open-handed slap. :lol:

[Volare]

And our next rivalry begins!

[Dark One]

That was not a lot of Gallaghering.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of funny Gallagher says his toe hold is his finisher when he's won a bunch more match with the running dropkick in the WWE.

Decent match but the one at 205 Live was better though.

[Dark One]

LOLWTF?! That's the most ridiculous finisher to net someone a pin since Mark Jindrak's open-handed slap. :lol:

Says the dude who loves Bayley and her BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FINISH.

[Lock Jaw]

Lady in the red dress

[ClockShot]

Damn, honey. Quite the ink sleeve you got there.

[Volare]

Titus :lol:

[slik]

I think Daivari is good but they keep booking him to lose

[Lock Jaw]

I think Daivari is good but they keep booking him to lose

He needs to yell SHOMO more than he does

[ClockShot]

Anderson & Gallows should get a huge pop the second the throw up the horns when they come to the ring.

[Droford]

Drink it in..dude? Some best friend

[ClockShot]

So Stephanie isn't around tonight. Does that mean Triple H is?

[Emperor Smeat]

Jericho's gifts being matches was a lot better than what I was thinking.

Socks, underwear, and a $5 gift card for Dunkin Doughnuts or some other coffee place.

[Droford]

Uh oh

[Volare]

WOAH WAIT WHAT!

[ClockShot]

I WANT A (storyline) DIVORCE!

[ClockShot]

So Lana & Dolph didn't work.

Think Lana & Enzo will?

[Volare]

LET'S GO!!

[slik]

Damn Jezebel Lana leaving Rusev for Enzo

#BARF

[Dark One]

Certified G about to find Lana's G-Spot.

[Emperor Smeat]

Vince must really still hate Lana making their wedding announcement public since every Rusev feud ends up revolving around those two bickering or randomly being humiliated at some point.

[Droford]

Has anyone started a change.org petition to have wwe stop the fan reaction shots?

[Dark One]

Just going to assume BRAAAAAUUUUUUN appears and murders Sami.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope that Rusev comes out and berates Lana and screams "YOU ARE NOT RAVISHING! RUSEV IS RAVISHING! FROM NOW ON ALL YOU STUPID AMERICAN DOGS CALL ME THE RAVISHING RUSEV!!"

[Volare]

*Cue Simply Ravishing*

[Lock Jaw]

Paige on RAW via Total Divas promo

[A.J.K]

Questions for everybody watching tonight. What do you think about Sheamus and Cesaro as a team? i liked the bar scene last week. Also I saw that Mickie James is coming back to Raw soon, breath of fresh air?

[Volare]

This sounds like a jumping now.

[Droford]

Just going to assume BRAAAAAUUUUUUN appears and murders Sami.

Does he get to be KOs new best friend?

[Lock Jaw]

Questions for everybody watching tonight. What do you think about Sheamus and Cesaro as a team? i liked the bar scene last week. Also I saw that Mickie James is coming back to Raw soon, breath of fresh air?

Haven't heard anything about Mickie James to RAW..... would rather have her on Smackdown.....

I enjoy Cesaro and Sheamus as a team......

[Dark One]

I can only hope that Rusev is dressed in Lana Drag to ambush Enzo in the hotel room.

[ClockShot]

Questions for everybody watching tonight. What do you think about Sheamus and Cesaro as a team? i liked the bar scene last week. Also I saw that Mickie James is coming back to Raw soon, breath of fresh air?

Jury's still out on Agent Orange.

I have no opinion on Mickie James.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">As you can see by the seam, you all were in no danger of seeing my butthole. <a href="https://t.co/UrHUH1qQxh">https://t.co/UrHUH1qQxh</a></p>&mdash; AJStyles.Org (@AJStylesOrg) <a href="https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg/status/805952245254778880">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

Sami V Owens for the last time ever....this year

[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">As you can see by the seam, you all were in no danger of seeing my butthole. <a href="https://t.co/UrHUH1qQxh">https://t.co/UrHUH1qQxh</a></p>&mdash; AJStyles.Org (@AJStylesOrg) <a href="https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg/status/805952245254778880">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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What does he mean were in danger we pretty much saw it bro.

[Emperor Smeat]

Just going to assume BRAAAAAUUUUUUN appears and murders Sami.

The ring post could use a nice decoration for the rest of the show.

[Dark One]

I can only assume that John Wick on network television lasts 20 minutes.

[Volare]

Cool DDT.

[ClockShot]

Ouch.

[Dark One]

Tornado DDT onto the apron is a nice new spot I haven't seen before.

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Uhhhh...thanks, <a href="https://twitter.com/McDonalds">@McDonalds</a>! <a href="https://t.co/uPOMst1RRZ">pic.twitter.com/uPOMst1RRZ</a></p>&mdash; ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/805877600266702852">December 5, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Whoa.

[Dark One]

I love Owens' twisting Fisherman Suplex off the top rope.

[KIRA]

Will Sami Zayn ever get that ME push

Will the womens title ever be held by someone who isn't Ric Flair jr or Sasha banks?

FIND OUT ON RAW!

[Volare]

SUPERKICK

[KIRA]

Zayn ever beat KO?

[Emperor Smeat]

Think Owens landed head first on that suplex.

Blue Thunder Bomb is such a good looking move. Still don't know why Sami doesn't have that as his actual finisher instead of the running boot.

[ClockShot]

Anytime now, Braun.

[Volare]

Damn good match as usual.

[KIRA]

BRAUUUUUAN coming to pick the bones?

[Volare]

Oh fuck Roman is talking.

[KIRA]

Nope guess they dropped that

[Lock Jaw]

I know a lot of people here are down on Sami Zayn now, but I think he is way more ready to be Universal Champion than Finn Balor was/is......... would have been good to put the belt on him instead of Balor at Summerslam or whenever that was.

[KIRA]

Roman looks like an even bigger tool.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Been a great rivalry for these two, but time to move forward for both ladies.

[ClockShot]

That match could have been better if there wasn't a break in between.

[Emperor Smeat]

Either Sasha has a cold or sounds like she just woke up recently.

[Droford]

Iron woman match huh

[ClockShot]

Iron Man match, eh?

Pretty much nothing else after that.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE legit doesn't know what the meaning of last or final is if Charlotte-Sasha is going to happen again.

They are never going to persuade Oxford Dictionary to change the definition.

[Volare]

Iron woman match to end the fued.....for now.

[Dark One]

Look forward to Charlotte becoming a four time Raw Women's Champion.

[ClockShot]

WWE legit doesn't know what the meaning of last or final is if Charlotte-Sasha is going to happen again.

They are never going to persuade Oxford Dictionary to change the definition.

Simple solution, no rematch clauses in the contracts.

[Lock Jaw]

Just giving all the "big historic moments" to Charlotte/Sasha in "quick succession" rather than "spread them out" and maybe give them to other brauds

[Dark One]

Iron Man match, eh?

Pretty much nothing else after that.

Three Stages of Hell

[Lock Jaw]

Rich Swann is now "outlandish" I see....

[Emperor Smeat]

Simple solution, no rematch clauses in the contracts.

They'd still find a way to do countless rematches considering this is the same company that found a way to end a Best of 7 series in a tie.

[Volare]

Outlandish vs Mega Man....

[ClockShot]

Three Stages of Hell

They already went there in Hell in a Cell.

Loser leaves the country is the only way it'll ever end.

[Dark One]

Rich Swann is now "outlandish" I see....

As usual, they're trying to replace "gimmicks" with "nicknames."

Which has worked really well for The Man That Gravity Forgot, The Big Dog, The Wizard of Odd, etc, etc

[Emperor Smeat]

Three Stages of Hell

Boiler Room brawl as well. Can even have Foley play up how dangerous the match is and cry and do whatever else he did for the Road to the Cell match.

[Dark One]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyy29EQUoAA0WiU.jpg:large

[Triple A]

Is Neville on Raw

Honestly forgot

[Lock Jaw]

Neville is on RAW, but doesn't get used anymore.......

[Droford]

They already went there in Hell in a Cell.

Loser leaves the country is the only way it'll ever end.

Death match

[Emperor Smeat]

Is Neville on Raw

Honestly forgot

Yeah and I think the WWE forgot as well.

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like I hate TJ Perkin's glasses...... like that is the line of my tolerance, and he just passed it with the glasses.

[Dark One]

Yeah and I think the WWE forgot as well.

The Man That Creative Forgot

[Volare]

He lost LJ with the glasses and not the Dab lol.

[Triple A]

Let's go Rich Swann

[Volare]

Cole just called Perkins Kendrick lmao.

[ClockShot]

I hear crickets.

[Lock Jaw]

He lost LJ with the glasses and not the Dab lol.

Not really sure what the "Dab" is, but I know that it is something that "the kids these days" do, so I have no problem with him appealing to youths by doing that pose.......

[Volare]

You think both of these guys were RVD fans?

[Lock Jaw]

Not really paying attention to this match, but have Rich Swann's song with my misheard lyrics in my head.......

Up, down, side to side, give it up, give it up

[KIRA]

TJ Perkins couldn't grab that extra man

[Emperor Smeat]

Perkins modified 619 move is pretty cool.

So is Swann's spinning heel kick as a finisher.

[Lock Jaw]

Alicia Fox on RAW

Someone wake KIRA up

[DAMN iNATOR]

IT'S BAYLEY...NEXT! 😁

[Dark One]

TJP is gonna be asleep All Night Long.

[Volare]

ELLSWORTH FOR NEW CHAMP!!

[KIRA]

Countdown to Ellsworth's demise

[Dark One]

Did Bayley just give a stuffed bear to a copy machine?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Alicia Fox on RAW

Someone wake KIRA up

Types pretty well for doing so in his sleep. :y:

[Dark One]

Smackdown Live should go full DDT and have a match between AJ Styles and Dean Ambrose with the title on the line, which takes place entirely in the Appalachian Mountains, and the only way to win is to find James Ellsworth and murder him.

Guaranteed ratings.

[KIRA]

Alicia Fox on RAW

Someone wake KIRA up

My Alica Fox sense got triggered.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Did Bayley just give a stuffed bear to a copy machine?

I think you're hallucinating from NOT being on Oxy.

[Volare]

Philly will be 1000x better than this.

[KIRA]

YES

[DAMN iNATOR]

No offense to KIRA, but LET'S GO BAYLEY! 👏👏👏👏👏

[KIRA]

Time for a lesson in awesome

[Emperor Smeat]

RAW has some really weird feuds going on right now.

Rusev-Enzo are feuding because Enzo was casually walking around naked one time.
Bayley-Alicia are possibly feuding because of a teddy bear.

Even some past feuds were odd since the brand split started like New Day-Club having balls of jars as a main point for the feud.

[KIRA]

No offense to KIRA, but LET'S GO BAYLEY! 👏👏👏👏👏

I like you so I'm going to ignore that bit of blasphemy

[Volare]

God what a bridge!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Time for a lesson in awesome

#HUGLIFE

[Lock Jaw]

Fast count ref

[Volare]

Bear life!!

[KIRA]

Seriously how is Alica not a cornerstone of this division shes so goddamn good

[Dark One]

RAW has some really weird feuds going on right now.

Rusev-Enzo are feuding because Enzo was casually walking around naked one time.
Bayley-Alicia are possibly feuding because of a teddy bear.

Even some past feuds were odd since the brand split started like New Day-Club having balls of jars as a main point for the feud.

On one hand, I mean, I'm glad that people are fighting for a reason, but at the same time....

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'll give Alicia her due, for a pretty short match she fought VERY well.

[Volare]

Seriously how is Alica not a cornerstone of this division shes so goddamn good

:yes::yes:

[KIRA]

OH WHAT THE FUCK (I like Bailey ) but NO FUCK NO she shouldve LOST!

[Dark One]

Seriously how is Alica not a cornerstone of this division shes so goddamn good

She's black.

[Volare]

Old photo lol.

[Lock Jaw]

Good ol' Texas Tussle

[Volare]

Now I might have to stick around with Cass vs Rusev

[Triple A]

"Enzio"

[Volare]

The REd rib riv rev rer....lmfao wtf was that shit!!

[Dark One]

Should have sent this photo instead:

http://i.imgur.com/2TRxTSg.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Cass will go to the ring and be treated with seeing Rusev assault Enzo in a hotel room on the tron.....

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It was not a malfunction. My gear and butt cheek were sliced by a bent up chair. <a href="https://t.co/g4TPaMjeeD">https://t.co/g4TPaMjeeD</a></p>&mdash; AJStyles.Org (@AJStylesOrg) <a href="https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg/status/805954758179717120">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

She's black.

:wtf:

I......corner.go.you.now.

And you think about what you said.

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/AJStylesOrg">@AJStylesOrg</a> sure you've seen this already. Too damn funny. <a href="https://t.co/18oNTCtV4K">pic.twitter.com/18oNTCtV4K</a></p>&mdash; Daniel Laurent (@whereisboot) <a href="https://twitter.com/whereisboot/status/805959373524783104">December 6, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[DAMN iNATOR]

Hey, a random Mark Henry match tonight...why the fuck not? Not like Big Show has also randomly shown up...:roll:

*SIGH,* Guess it's time to watch him try to split Titus' wig.

[Dark One]

:wtf:

I......corner.go.you.now.

And you think about what you said.

I'm not saying it's okay--it's not--but I have no doubt that's at least a significant part of the reason.

[Lock Jaw]

EMMA(lina) NEXT WEEK

[DAMN iNATOR]

Emmalina next week. Cool. :y:

[Dark One]

Cannot wait for Emma to finally debut as a dancing dinosaur.

[Lock Jaw]

'Member when Bob Backlund was going to make Darren Young great again?

[KIRA]

I'm not saying it's okay--it's not--but I have no doubt that's at least a significant part of the reason.

No no. Its cool it's not you its the WWE

I still have hope shes only turned 30

there's still time

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Emmalina is actually going to debut

Still hilarious the idea for her gimmick is probably someone on Creative likely got bored and just started surfing their women wrestlers social media accounts.

[Lock Jaw]

WHAT A TUSSLE!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[Savio]

Why are they sarcastically building this match?


Other then the fact that it finished before I could post this.

[KIRA]

Titus Jobs lol

[Dark One]

Vince: "THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO GRAB MY ARM YOU SON OF A BITCH."

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: all that hype for the match and it ends very quickly.

[slik]

wooooooooooo

[KIRA]

God if he was still Hall of Pain Mark Henry can you imagine him hopping over the rail coming for you

[Emperor Smeat]

Would have laughed if Ric decided to bail on RAW and just went with Enzo instead.

[Volare]

Flair hooked up Enzo lol.

[Dark One]

Ric Flair always willing to help a brother get his bone on.

[Volare]

Vince: "THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO GRAB MY ARM YOU SON OF A BITCH."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Sepholio]

Ric flair gonna pass his space mountain magic on to enzo.

[Evil Vito]

Lol "there's no Uber" chant because Uber doesn't exist in Austin

[Ruien]

WOOOO Raw time. I would ask if I missed anything but this is Raw.

[Ruien]

That Shooter show is pretty good.

[Dark One]

Lol "there's no Uber" chant because Uber doesn't exist in Austin

That would explain why the driver couldn't find him

[KIRA]

WOOOO Raw time. I would ask if I missed anything but this is Raw.

You missed Alicia Fox so yea you missed a hell of a show.

[Lock Jaw]

Thought this was gonna be the main event...... what is the main event, then..... Charlotte apologizing to Ric Flair?

[KIRA]

Wow still not over

[Volare]

Y2J has got to win this.

[Dark One]

Y2J has got to win this.

But then... Roman is going to win at Roadblock.

[KIRA]

God I want Owens and Jericho to be champs together

[Volare]

Nah. Doesn't have to lol.

[Emperor Smeat]

:( JeriKO friendship near the end.

Might as put it on The List of things Reigns ruined. Trying to outdo Cena's long list.

[Sepholio]

I really hope jericho finally wins the us title. He has earned it for sure. He might be the best ever not named Kevin Nash.

[Dark One]

:( JeriKO friendship near the end.

Might as put it on The List of things Reigns ruined. Trying to outdo Cena's long list.

How many months until Reigns comes out in a new neon bulletproof vest that will be for sale at the merchandise stand every three months?

[KIRA]

In other news,my Ellsworth Doomsday clock is showing 24 mins to midnight.

[Emperor Smeat]

Think this is the first time in over a month Reigns defended the US belt.

[KIRA]

Somebody should test if that vest is really bulletproof by shooting Roman in the leg
allowing Jericho to win.

[Sepholio]

Please don't have a commercial during this fucking hell man

[Emperor Smeat]

How many months until Reigns comes out in a new neon bulletproof vest that will be for sale at the merchandise stand every three months?

Three months seems too long. Lets see a giant box of crayons has around 64 colors, 128 if you go for the even bigger fancier version.

Using some unrelated Steiner math, I'd say at least once every 2 weeks whenever WWE finishes building their Roman Reigns vest factory.

Might laugh now but the WWE is going to make a fortune on Mac & Cheese colored Reigns vests.

[Sepholio]

Somebody should test if that vest is really bulletproof by shooting Roman in the leg
allowing Jericho to win.

In all seriousness this made me think of someone having a gimmick where they hide in the stands somewhere and shoot other wrestlers with tranq darts during their matches.

[Savio]

Thought this was gonna be the main event...... what is the main event, then..... Charlotte apologizing to Ric Flair?
Bo Dallas vs Curtis Axel closes the show.

[Dark One]

Think this is the first time in over a month Reigns defended the US belt.

BUT HE LOVES TO DEFEND IT!

[Sepholio]

Three months seems too long. Lets see a giant box of crayons has around 64 colors, 128 if you go for the even bigger fancier version.

Using some unrelated Steiner math, I'd say at least once every 2 weeks whenever WWE finishes building their Roman Reigns vest factory.

Might laugh now but the WWE is going to make a fortune on Mac & Cheese colored Reigns vests.

This is 133 1/3% accurate.

[slik]

what is the main event tonight

[Dark One]

what is the main event tonight

Enzo and Lana's Live Sex Celebration

[Lock Jaw]

what is the main event tonight

slik & Lock Jaw vs. Their crippling alcohol dependencies

[DAMN iNATOR]

LIONSAULT!

[Emperor Smeat]

In all seriousness this made me think of someone having a gimmick where they hide in the stands somewhere and shoot other wrestlers with tranq darts during their matches.

Wouldn't be the first time something like that happened in the WWE.

http://i.imgur.com/1JMO0GX.gif

[Sepholio]

Roidin Reigns. He knows a guy.

[slik]

announcers acting like this is Jericho's last match ever

[KIRA]

Jericho has discovered the ultimate counter to Roman's spear...MOVING SLIGHTY TO THE SIDE. It's right up there with simply dropping your arms in Christians Killswitch.