Dark One Goes to Raw: 2/6 Raw Thread

[Dark One]

I know it's early, but fuck you, I'm leaving for work appointments soon and this is my goddamn thread tonight.

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* Nia Jax’s warpath continues
* Seth Rollins’ injury status to be revealed
* Does Sami Zayn top the “list” of U.S. Title contenders?
* Will Braun Strowman strike back against Roman Reigns?
* Goldberg responds to Brock Lesnar’s challenge to a final battle at WrestleMania

Please place your bets for how far into the show I regret spending my money on second row seats.

Anyone who can successfully guess who in the crowd I am with zero clues other than a picture of the ring from my seat will win infinite rep.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

*Will Xavier Woods pony up and dress in Patriot Swag tonight?
*Is Kofi going to celebrate the 5 time?
*Will Big E have to dress like a referee?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Slick, have fun dude.

[Evil Vito]

Anyone who can successfully guess who in the crowd I am with zero clues other than a picture of the ring from my seat will win infinite rep.

I end up getting peoples' avatars stuck in the mind so I'm gonna be looking for an AJ Styles doppelganger with a John Cena headband.

[Emperor Smeat]

Please place your bets for how far into the show I regret spending my money on second row seats.

Anyone who can successfully guess who in the crowd I am with zero clues other than a picture of the ring from my seat will win infinite rep.

90 minutes or by around 9:30

[ClockShot]

Wait for Braun to arrive, then leave. Beat the traffic home.

I'd like to know how they're gonna spin this Seth Rollins injury and what direction they go.

[ClockShot]

And there's "Joe's Gonna Kill You!" too.

You should be good for awhile.

[Dark One]

Joe and Goldberg are the two main reasons I'm even going. Fully expect an opening segment to announce that Joe won't be there due to REPRIMANDS for attacking Rollins and I will probably spontaneously combust on live TV.

Arena also lists Brock, and I feel like he's not usually listed unless he'll be there, so, may be some interaction at 11:05 when concussed Goldberg shows up.

[KIRA]

I know it's early, but fuck you, I'm leaving for work appointments soon and this is my goddamn thread tonight.

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Please place your bets for how far into the show I regret spending my money on second row seats.

Anyone who can successfully guess who in the crowd I am with zero clues other than a picture of the ring from my seat will win infinite rep.


Opening 20 minuite promo

[Dark One]

Opening 20 minuite promo

This is a pretty good guess.

[Dark One]

Oh thank God. Joe is kicking off Raw. I will survive this opening 20 minute promo

[Dark One]

I also apparently get Good Brothers vs Cesar's and Sheamus. Might be the 25th time, but should be good to watch.


Is it... is it possible I may be getting one of the few good Raws?

[Dark One]

BREAKING NEWS: Some dude in line is carrying an entire box of Oatmeal Cream Pies.

[Dark One]

Please place your bets for how far into the show I regret spending my money on second row seats.

If preshow counts, this threshold has already been met standing in line with a bunch of neckbeard deplorables and children.

Since the doors open at 3PM local time, it's pretty much kids and people without jobs. 95% sure the guy with the Oatmeal Creme Pies is homeless and huddling here for warmth.

[slik]

Samoa Joe is kicking off the show to sign his RAW contract

[Emperor Smeat]

Samoa Joe is kicking off the show to sign his RAW contract

And to say he "Did it for the Rock" as why he randomly decided to beat up Seth "Freakin" Rollins. :shifty:

[Dark One]

Your one hint to find me tonight.
http://i.imgur.com/TIgjCOu.jpg

[Dark One]

The new set seems kind of small compared to the previous one in person.

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet seats, dude..... I will identify you for sure, 100%

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Samoa Joe is kicking off the show to sign his RAW contract

But it turns out Shane signed him to Smackdown to start the HHH/Shane feud.

...please let this happen? I'm still not watching Raw, Joe or not.

[ClockShot]

Ah where the "invisible commentator table" is.

Mint seats dude.

[Dark One]

Sweet seats, dude..... I will identify you for sure, 100%

Ah where the "invisible commentator table" is.

Mint seats dude.

Fat Cat Billionaire Dark One strikes again!

Lock Jaw, I'll be the one with the monocle.

[Dark One]

There is a dude dressed as Hulk Hogan and a kid dressed up as THE DEMON KANE on the hard camera side that are 100% going to be asked to move midway through tha show.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Slick, have fun dude.

I'm not going. The Dark One is.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

There is a dude dressed as Hulk Hogan and a kid dressed up as THE DEMON KANE on the hard camera side that are 100% going to be asked to move midway through tha show.

They should move them now so the move isn't on camera. Only you'd know.

[RP]

Your one hint to find me tonight.
http://i.imgur.com/TIgjCOu.jpg

Special guest commentator?????!!!?????!!!?/????

[Dark One]

People currently losing their shit about being so close, meanwhile I'm just like "this is another show."

Hyper aware of my fatcat status.

[Dark One]

Special guest commentator?????!!!?????!!!?/????

Top 10 episode of Raw if true.

[Dark One]

Fucking Portland hipsters chanting CM Punk.

[Dark One]

Lot of people with Seth Rollins signs about to be disappointed.

[Dark One]

Social Outcasts implode again with Bo vs Axel to open main event.

[Dark One]

Axelmania runs wild via Perfect Plex.

[Droford]

They selling the new Samoa Joe shirt?

[Dark One]

Didn't see it when I looked briefly at the stand.

[Dark One]

Lama and Handsome Rusev vs Sin Cara. I think we all know how this one will end.

Lana fine as hell.

[Dark One]

Rusev getting the Cena chants. People love Handsome Rusev.

[Dark One]

Sin Cara almost won with an Olympic Slam into a frog splash but Handsome Rusev reigns supreme.

[Dark One]

Cole still gets nuclear heat.

[Ruien]

Oh shit. Going to find out ASAP if Rollins still gets his Mania match.

[Jordan]

Anyone have a link to a really good stream? I'm using Watch Wrestling and holy shit this buffering is killing me

[ClockShot]

Joe killed him.

[Mercenary]

People currently losing their shit about being so close, meanwhile I'm just like "this is another show."

Hyper aware of my fatcat status.

I was excited to be in the 2nd row the night after WM 27. Hell I was even on camera

[Mercenary]

Least Foley's out fit is better

[Lock Jaw]

Sharp dressed Joe

[ClockShot]

Raw brings in Bayley & Joe.

Smackdown brings in Mickie James.

I'm not forgetting anyone, right?

[ClockShot]

Dapper Joe.

[Mercenary]

So Joe kills everyone, and 3 hours of Just Joe?

[Ruien]

Feels like I am looking at Taz atm.

[ClockShot]

So Joe kills everyone, and 3 hours of Just Joe?

He'll have trouble with BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sour Grapes Foley.

[ClockShot]

BOO THIS MAN, DARK!

[Ruien]

Kevin Owens is going to be demoted with Joe around.

[Dark One]

Believe me. I did.

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet seats, dude..... I will identify you for sure, 100%

Can confirm that Dark One was the little girl jumping up and down for Roman Reign's entrance

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Samoa Joe Vs. A Samoan named Joe.

[Mercenary]

PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!PLEASE KILL ROMAN!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

Baddest man?

Just wait a couple minutes.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Joe's gonna kill ya Joe.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lessons learned from this segment so far is Foley has no clue what goes on with his roster even though he's the GM and Reigns makes everything worse whenever he comes out.

[Lock Jaw]

Mick Foley yelling again

[Dark One]

If Joe loses I riot.

[Lock Jaw]

Samoan on Samoan violence

[Triple A]

did anything happen in the first 12 mins

unable to watch due to DirecTV Now buffering and freezing for the entire thing

[Lock Jaw]

Michael Cole saying they will update on Seth Rollins "a bit later on in the show"..... so in a few hours......

[Dark One]

Trapped between two Reigns supporters. Save me TPWW.

[Triple A]

oh god

gonna be a cesaro and sheamus match soon again

[ClockShot]

Trapped between two Reigns supporters. Save me TPWW.

Ooof. That's a tough one.

[Lock Jaw]

did anything happen in the first 12 mins

unable to watch due to DirecTV Now buffering and freezing for the entire thing

Samoa Joe signed a contract with RAW and Roman Reigns came out and said he will fight him, and Mick Foley made the match for TONIGHT

[Dark One]

Audio quality sucks in the arena so I will likely have no idea what's going on in 90% of the promos.

Foley yelling was the only thing I could actually hear.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If they are of age buy them a beer to switch to the Samoan Submission Machine

[Emperor Smeat]

did anything happen in the first 12 mins

unable to watch due to DirecTV Now buffering and freezing for the entire thing

Just Foley not having a clue what goes on with his roster since he didn't know RAW made a deal for Joe and Joe's speech getting interrupted by Reigns since he wanted to get involved in the talkie segment.

All that to set up Joe vs Reigns later.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Joe said he had 12 years in the business and Foley did shit to help him. So, Joe is helping Triple H who signed him to NXT and brought him in on Raw. If he has to destroy Rollins so be it. Also he said he would destroy all of the fans heroes, choke them up, wake them up to choke em out again.

[Mercenary]

Oh joy.....Bayley

[ClockShot]

Nia "I must break you" Jax.

[Mercenary]

I hope Nia breaks Bayley in half here

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YAY!

[Dark One]

Kill me.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh shit Nia Jax.

[Dark One]

Nia not even remotely intimidating in person.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kill me.

Are they Nia Jax fans too? Maybe they are Samoan.

[Lock Jaw]

ASS 2 FACE

[Lock Jaw]

Nia not even remotely intimidating in person.

SAY IT TO HER FACE

[Dark One]

Both of them really bad without Kevin Dunn jumpcuts.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nia not even remotely intimidating in person.

Should yell out "Are you really not like most girls?"

[Ruien]

No idea why I am watching this tonight. Is there anything really to look forward to? Hmmmm. Feel like all the feuds are on Smackdown.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Should yell out "Are you really not like most girls?"

"No, like them I won't give you my number!"

[ClockShot]

No idea why I am watching this tonight. Is there anything really to look forward to? Hmmmm. Feel like all the feuds are on Smackdown.

Update on Seth Rollins?

Joe vs. Roman. Don't expect much from that however.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No idea why I am watching this tonight. Is there anything really to look forward to? Hmmmm. Feel like all the feuds are on Smackdown.

Samoa Joe wrestling tonight. That's yugggge. But correct. Smackdown is the A show.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Update on Seth Rollins?

Joe vs. Roman. Don't expect much from that however.

Later on the show reports are now 6 to 8 week recovery last time I heard.

[ClockShot]

This match should have been over by now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why? Bayley can't job like a bitch. She has the title match next week.

[ClockShot]

RAINMAKER!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

RAINMAKER!

Not quite. More like a light mist.

[Ruien]

Feel like the update will come in as a tweet.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

boooooooooooo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Throw toilet paper Darkone.

[Emperor Smeat]

Next week is in Vegas?

They better bring back the Roulette Wheel for some wacky matches.

[Dark One]

I should cheer Charlotte for being the reason that match ended. Good God that was brutal without camera cuts.

[Dark One]

Quadruple jobbers in the ring....

BRRRAAAAAUUUN?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU, JOE!

[ClockShot]

Wait, what?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

what? Roman Reigns is Joe A'noia.

[ClockShot]

In regards to Dark One & Jobbers, Damon.

[Dark One]

Fuck yes.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/qJA8l7u.gif

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He is live. They are probably already in the ring.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

brauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

First time ever on Smackdown live....that is a stretch.

[Emperor Smeat]

This Reigns-Strowman recap is probably going to be longer than Braun vs Jobber Family.

[ClockShot]

Y'all dead.

[Emperor Smeat]

Puffy hair jobber has been the smartest out of everyone who has ever faced Strowman so far.

[Dark One]

Eight stars.

[ClockShot]

This is on you, Foley.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/qlYjuBX.gif

[KIRA]

Rainbow connection guy on top didnt even get to do anything

[Dark One]

Jobbers still dead.

[Triple A]

Really glad Corey Graves is there to repeatedly tell Saxton to shut up

[ClockShot]

YEA!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Braun time is over.

[Dark One]

Cruiserweights up next.

[Dark One]

So prepare for twenty minutes of recaps and commercials.

[Lock Jaw]

Someone should come sweep away the jobbers

[ClockShot]

Braun vs. Roman..............in 4 weeks.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cruiserweights up next.

We just had 4 cruiserweights!

[Dark One]

Hyped as fuck for Tozawa.

[KIRA]

Jobbers still dead.

Oh yea you still have the Cruiserweights to look forward to

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Oh shit nvm. AKIRA TOZOWA!!!!!!!!!

[slik]

I would not advertise this as 1st time anything, ever


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[Lock Jaw]

Foley should book Strowman vs. Emmalina

[ClockShot]

Vince: "Congratulations on making it to Monday Night Raw, Tozawa. NO FLIPPY FLOPPY MONKEY BUSINESS! OR YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED! WE CAN'T LET THE KIDS TRY THIS AT HOME!"

Vince: "Tajiri, translate that."

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to be really dumb if the WWE rushes or quickly tosses Reigns-Strowman feud away just because of Taker for Mania.

[ClockShot]

Foley should book Strowman vs. Emmalina

She wouldn't show up..............still.

[Lock Jaw]

Going to be really dumb if the WWE rushes or quickly tosses Reigns-Strowman feud away just because of Taker for Mania.

But they need to make Roman look strong!

Roman over Joe tonight

Roman over Braun at Fastlane

Roman over Taker at WM

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Drew "Not the Premier Athlete guy" Gulak

[Lock Jaw]

Tozawa needs to stop with the "HUH"

[Emperor Smeat]

The opening to Tozawa's theme sounds really familiar to another song I can't remember off the top of my head.

[Emperor Smeat]

Tozawa needs to stop with the "HUH"

Maybe Big Poppa Pump was his favorite wrestler growing up and this is his way of showing homage.

[ClockShot]

Enough with the yelling.

[KIRA]

AH AH AH AAAAHHHHH

[Lock Jaw]

Tozawa needs to stop with the "HUH"

Nevermind, apparently the fans are into it...... I think it makes him seem like a deranged bird........

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed his 205 Live debut but does Tozawa no longer do the quick snapping German suplex before doing another with a bridge?

That was the best thing about him during the CWC tournamnt for moves.

[Dark One]

Tozawa got over with the live crowd super quickly. Hopefully that came across on TV

[ClockShot]

And Kendrick just appears.

[Triple A]

only kind of cool thing in the match (other than Tozawa's "showmanship") was the german suplex... otherwise an extremely basic ass match... only "high flying" part was the basic ass suicide dive that happens in like every match..............

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Akira confused

[Dark One]

Tozawa needs to stop with the "HUH"

Enough with the yelling.

You shut up.

[KIRA]

Is Kendrick gonna suck up to every Japanese wrestler.

[Dark One]

only cool thing in the match (other than Tozawa's "showmanship") was the german suplex (which wasn't even that cool........)... otherwise an extremely basic ass match... only "high flying" part was the basic ass suicide dive that happens in like every match..............

You shut up.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Still can't believe Cena has Mets/Knicks Colors. What a fucking traitor.

[Lock Jaw]

Hey I rescinded my statement

[Triple A]

Tozawa got over with the live crowd super quickly. Hopefully that came across on TV

It seemed like the most pumped I've seen a Raw or SmackDown crowd for a cruiserweight match tbh

[Jordan]

Tozawa got over with the live crowd super quickly. Hopefully that came across on TV

Absolutely, he did great and the crowd response came through.

[Triple A]

I liked the yelling... pumped up the crowd

[Dark One]

Give me Tozawa vs Neville at WM.

[Jordan]

Every spot was awesome

[Lock Jaw]

Still can't believe Cena has Mets/Knicks Colors. What a fucking traitor.

Better or worse than when your ancestors lived and died to become a John Cena T-shirt

[Triple A]

You shut up.

That was more a criticism of the way cruiserweight matches are on Raw (like they didn't let him really do anything "cool")

I am sure he is probably pretty sweet

[Jordan]

Probably the best kicker in WWE now, and that head butt was awesome.

[Dark One]

Glad Portland didn't fuck up Tozawa's Raw debut. Tried to be super into all his stuff since this is his real "big stage" debut since 205 Live doesn't count.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Better.

[Blonde Moment]

The opening to Tozawa's theme sounds really familiar to another song I can't remember off the top of my head.

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[KIRA]

I blame Road Dogg for Cena V Oroton no. 56,892

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Glad Portland didn't fuck up Tozawa's Raw debut. Tried to be super into all his stuff since this is his real "big stage" debut since 205 Live doesn't count.

Is Portland going to shit on WWE for a territory that died 20 years ago? NVM they probably would.

[Lock Jaw]

Almost forgot Owens was champ

between everything else

[ClockShot]

You know, for a long, long time, I've always wondered how they chose the "official theme" for the PPVs.

Some of these singers/bands I've never even heard of before. Must be someone at the head office who's a real music lover.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's the champs finally. The Chris and Kevin Show.

[Emperor Smeat]

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Yeup this is the theme I was thinking about.

Think the theme or a version of it also got used in the SWAT film.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You know, for a long, long time, I've always wondered how they chose the "official theme" for the PPVs.

Some of these singers/bands I've never even heard of before. Must be someone at the head office who's a real music lover.

Music Producer-Here is the music and a shitton of Money

Vince- I love it Pal! Thanks for the money! I don't want to hear that shit just put it on already tv already Dunn.

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah, it's happening.

[Emperor Smeat]

You know, for a long, long time, I've always wondered how they chose the "official theme" for the PPVs.

Some of these singers/bands I've never even heard of before. Must be someone at the head office who's a real music lover.

Think its a mix of them wanting to get songs for relatively cheap and bands themselves offering songs to the WWE in return for the exposure.

[KIRA]

Dark one can just leave the show after this.

[Lock Jaw]

Imagining Goldberg watching backstage and then calling the production guys to say "hey play my music I'm going to interrupt" and then waiting for his music to start before leaving his locker room.........

[slik]

Goldberg's head has jaundice

[KIRA]

If the money is right he means

[Triple A]

I like when Goldberg intensely blinks a lot

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of rude of Goldberg to interrupt JeriKO's big Mania announcement just to say he accepts Lesnar's challenge. Could have done it earlier in a tweet since WWE would have recapped it like 20 times during RAW.

[KIRA]

Fun fact:Goldberg is standing in the ring with the guy who kicked his ass while cutting a promo

[Triple A]

All of Meltzer's predictions coming true,,,

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Triple A]

smh... no WWE faces are anywhere close to being as over as Goldberg

[slik]

Goldberg seems 'gassed' from not really doing anything other than yelling in the ring

[Jordan]

That was great, love Goldberg in the run

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Goldberg leaving a fan hanging with the handshake. Gave one to a kid but not the fat guy next to him offering the same.

[Lock Jaw]

Wish there was some "drama" to Goldberg/Lesnar at Mania...... Goldberg should have said no.....

[Triple A]

cesaro and sheamus vs. gallows and anderson again..................................................

[Dark One]

Not looking forward to Goldberg squashing Owens and taking the title, but super pumped to have been here for the segment. Memories.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Fun, fun, fun segment

[Dark One]

cesaro and sheamus vs. gallows and anderson again..................................................

GOOD BROTHERS 4 LIFE

[Dark One]

Dark one can just leave the show after this.

Gotta see Joe murder Roman. Or be present for the riot.

[Lock Jaw]

Dark One gonna burn the stadium down

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So, it appears the Revival is going to be fighting for a 3rd reign as tag team champions against the Authors of Pain.

No more hoping they randomly show up until they that feud ends.

:( :'(

[Emperor Smeat]

cesaro and sheamus vs. gallows and anderson again..................................................

WWE really needs to borrow a page from NXT on how to space out matches in feuds. 205 Live has a similar problem although makes sense since their roster is tiny.

[Jordan]

Jericho just gets better and better, truly a one of a kind performer

[Dark One]

Right behind where Enzo and Cass will be sitting. SPOT DARK ONE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

DarKOne will unleash the power of the NecROMANican on this crowd.

[Jordan]

I'd really like to see Goldberg squash Jericho

[Dark One]

Fist bumped Enzo. Probably need to lift my hand on fire.

[Jordan]

Lol

[Lock Jaw]

Dark One with a red/orange hat on

[Jordan]

Red hat?!

[Emperor Smeat]

So, it appears the Revival is going to be fighting for a 3rd reign as tag team champions against the Authors of Pain.

No more hoping they randomly show up until they that feud ends.

:( :'(

Probably just taking over TM61's role since that team is out for a while and NXT is very thin on big tag teams. Same problem as Smackdown where an injury to one team wrecked plans for the division.

[Lock Jaw]

Love Sheamus' theme

[Jordan]

I saw you looking at me

[Lock Jaw]

#GoroEntrance

[Lock Jaw]

How hot is JoJo

@Dark One

[Lock Jaw]

Anderson stealing Ziggler's backwards title bit

[Jordan]

Is that not you in the red hat?

[Dark One]

lol at event staff telling people to sit down.

[Triple A]

Karl Anderson's skin color seems weird next to Sheamus... seems like an unusual hue

[Jordan]

You have black shirt and blonde hair?

[Dark One]

Dark One with a red/orange hat on

Red hat?!

Is that not you in the red hat?

Nope.

[Dark One]

You have black shirt and blonde hair?

Close.

[Dark One]

How hot is JoJo

@Dark One

Ass is insane.

[Lock Jaw]

I bet he is the guy in the leather jacket, trying v hard to be "cool"

[Triple A]

Luke Gallows' skin color seems even more unnatural... extremely red

[Jordan]

Do the YMCA when the camera is on you next

[Lock Jaw]

Close.

Does your person have a beard?

[Jordan]

Commercial

[Dark One]

Does your person have a beard?

Yes.

[Emperor Smeat]

Thought it already got revealed who Dark One was in the crowd :shifty:

Can confirm that Dark One was the little girl jumping up and down for Roman Reign's entrance

[Lock Jaw]

IS IT STEVE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does your person have a beard?

What do we got over here? A game of Guess Who?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Darkone should buy some French Fries and offer Enzo a cuppa taters.

[Jordan]

Really needed that rep

[Lock Jaw]

Sheamus so good when he isn't busy being dreadfully dull

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whats the craig!

[Emperor Smeat]

#BeatUpEnzoDay

[Jordan]

Why is those guys clapping at the dq bro?

[KIRA]

So Dark One, when you look away do you forget that Karl Anderson is even a part of this match?

[Dark One]

Why is those guys clapping at the dq bro?

GOOD BROTHERS 4 LIFE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why did the James Ellsworth looking guy just take a photo of Enzo.s ass? Dark One you got some splainin' to do!

[Dark One]

So Dark One, when you look away do you forget that Karl Anderson is even a part of this match?

SHUT UP NERD.

[Lock Jaw]

Would be funny if Byron Saxton introduced a video package about himself

[Jordan]

How's Raw without Saxton?

[Dark One]

Why did the James Ellsworth looking guy just take a photo of Enzo.s ass?

I can confirm this isn't me and that the guy is retarded.

[Jordan]

Why in the fuck are they talking about baseball

[Dark One]

How's Raw without Saxton?

Fantastic.

[Lock Jaw]

P sure due to the camera angles, we would not have seen Dark One in any shots of Enzo/Cass, if he was directly behind them......

[Emperor Smeat]

Are they reading off Jackie Robinson's Wiki page for this "Celebrate Black History" moment?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whitest Black man ever Bryon Saxton talking about Black History Month. smdh. Makes Wayne Brady look like Malcom X.

[Dark One]

Why in the fuck are they talking about baseball

Because they can only show the Ron Simmons video package so many times and it's not like Titus O'Neil is making major strides for black people.

[Jordan]

Why can't they honor black wrestlers?!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Of course commercial right after Black History Month is for fucking Popeyes. RACIST MUCH!

[Jordan]

Haha

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why can't they honor black wrestlers?!

They do that every year.

[Lock Jaw]

Why did the James Ellsworth looking guy just take a photo of Enzo.s ass? Dark One you got some splainin' to do!

I can confirm this isn't me and that the guy is retarded.

Dark One busy taking photos of JoJo's ass

[Dark One]

Shining Stars still employed.

[Dark One]

Dark One busy taking photos of JoJo's ass

Cannot stop staring. The physics don't make sense.

[Lock Jaw]

Of course commercial right after Black History Month is for fucking Popeyes. RACIST MUCH!

WWE has nothing to do with commercial placement