WWE Fastlane ***Official Thread*** The road to WrestleMania will be FAST!

[slik]

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Universal Title
Kevin Owens (c) vs. Goldberg


Grudge Match
Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman


RAW Women's Title
Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte
Universal Title


Cruiserweight Title
Neville (c) vs. Jack Gallagher


Grudge Match
Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe


RAW Tag Team Title
The Club (c) vs. Enzo/Big Cass


Grudge Match
Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks


Kick-Off Show
Akira Tozawa/Rich Swann vs. The Brian Kendrick/Noam Dar (w/ Alicia Fox)



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[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Judging by those ringside chairs, it appears I won't be the only one sitting on Goldberg's face tonight at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash">#WWEFastlane</a>... <a href="https://t.co/HkpGMxrFhC">pic.twitter.com/HkpGMxrFhC</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/838510866710609920">March 5, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Ruien]

Ehh. Debating if I want to renew my subscription today or just wait for Mania. Feel like if I wait until Mania it will come with a SD ppv which will be better. Really want to see Bruan and Reigns along with Goldberg beating the shit out of Owens.

[Maluco]

Hoping for Taker interfering to stop Strowman having to lie down for Reigns. I can actually see that becoming a 3 way to protect Taker workload wise and give Strowman a big match.

What I really want, is Lesnar to cost Goldberg. Lesnar/Goldberg doesn't need the title. The title deserves to be involved in the biggest angle of the year.

Building it up as as Jericho's last shot at a world title, against the man who betrayed him. Having retrospective video of his career, highlight packages etc..., As well as both guys mic work. It would be epic, and I would be glued to it.

It's very unlikely, but it would be awesome if that's how they went.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

BRRRRRRRMMMMMMM

[#BROKEN Hasney]

BRRRRRRRMM

[#BROKEN Hasney]

BRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Outsider]

I went to an incredible local show tonight.

After all that hype, I'm sure Fastline won't compare.

I'm also not certain Fastline wouldn't compare to absolutely no hype.

[A.J.K]

Watching SD 1999, waiting for fastlane to start, Hardyz vs NAO cage match.

[Outsider]

Also be aware I've been drinking since 5pm. So anything that turns into poorly spelt hyperbole isn't my fault.

[RP]

For some reason i chose KO to win due to interference.. ( or maybe DQ ) but after seeing all these shit talk tweets, its clear Goldberg is squashing him in 5 seconds.

[Emperor Smeat]

For some reason i chose KO to win due to interference.. ( or maybe DQ ) but after seeing all these shit talk tweets, its clear Goldberg is squashing him in 5 seconds.

If there really is interference, its probably going to be in Goldberg's favor. No logical reason why Lesnar would even try to cost Goldberg the title tonight since it gives him the perfect opportunity of getting revenge and the title at Mania. Jericho still has beef with Owens and makes more sense he wouldn't care if Owens lost the belt as payback.

[A.J.K]

If there really is interference, its probably going to be in Goldberg's favor. No logical reason why Lesnar would even try to cost Goldberg the title tonight since it gives him the perfect opportunity of getting revenge and the title at Mania. Jericho still has beef with Owens and makes more sense he wouldn't care if Owens lost the belt as payback.

It wouldn't even makes sense for Jericho to cost owens the title due to their fued, it would make Goldberg look weak if they did that, and that wouldn't make a potential win for Lesnar look like a big deal.

[Ultra Mantis]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Judging by those ringside chairs, it appears I won't be the only one sitting on Goldberg's face tonight at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash">#WWEFastlane</a>... <a href="https://t.co/HkpGMxrFhC">pic.twitter.com/HkpGMxrFhC</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/838510866710609920">March 5, 2017</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight">@FightOwensFight</a> Kevin you gotta choose your words more carefully man this is gonna end in fan-fiction for sure</p>&mdash; Chuck Taylor (@SexyChuckieT) <a href="https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/838511395293523972">March 5, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

It wouldn't even makes sense for Jericho to cost owens the title due to their fued, it would make Goldberg look weak if they did that, and that wouldn't make a potential win for Lesnar look like a big deal.

Agree about interference being bad since neither guy is going to benefit but WWE sort of booked themselves into a corner by giving Goldberg a title match to begin with. A long match hurts Goldberg's current aura a lot while a squash hurts Owens a lot.

If Jericho were to actually interfere, its because of revenge reasons and maybe some bragging rights since he still holds the US title while Owens no longer holds any gold. Lesnar interfering makes him look really dumb since he cost himself a shot at future gold and let someone else defeat Goldberg.

[RP]

Jericho interference could make sense if he challenges KO to a match at WM earlier in the PPV.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Ko should do a Bret Hart tribute and place a steel plate under his shirt, do a cocky taunt and trick GB into spearing him.

[Outsider]

I thought the team of Mahal/Rusev worked well. Shame.

[Dark One]

Foley threatening to make a Rusev vs. Mahal Best of 7 Series should make him the biggest heel in the history of WWE

[Outsider]

Didn't the pre-show used to feature wrestling?

[Jordan]

Didn't the pre-show used to feature wrestling?

Not really

[A.J.K]

And there it is. Booker T and his obsession with ducks again.

[Outsider]

And there it is. Booker T and his obsession with ducks again.

Fuck off. Ducks are awesome.

[A.J.K]

Fuck off. Ducks are awesome.

AWWWWW SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK, in all seriousness , Booker T should replace Byron.

[Outsider]

When Noam Dar debuted he was wearing a KT armband for the late British wrestler Kris Travis.

Went to a tag team tournament in that guys honour tonight where most wrestlers we wearing that same armband.

Reminded me of that bit of class by Dar.

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Judging by those ringside chairs, it appears I won't be the only one sitting on Goldberg's face tonight at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash">#WWEFastlane</a>... <a href="https://t.co/HkpGMxrFhC">pic.twitter.com/HkpGMxrFhC</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/838510866710609920">March 5, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Im gonna get an Extreme Rules chair in June. Wonder who i get to sit on lol

[A.J.K]

When Noam Dar debuted he was wearing a KT armband for the late British wrestler Kris Travis.

Went to a tag team tournament in that guys honour tonight where most wrestlers we wearing that same armband.

Reminded me of that bit of class by Dar.

Dar should get a push in the title picture, he seems to be quite overlooked behind the others.

[RP]

POIT CAN I GET MY UPDATED POINTS NOT PLEASE THANK YOU

[slik]

just tuned in for the pre-show match, anything else happen interesting?

[Outsider]

Dar should get a push in the title picture, he seems to be quite overlooked behind the others.

He seems decent but the same could be said for literally everyone in the crusierweight division. I don't think he has the same level of personality that some of the others do though so might continue to lag behind.

[Droford]

Jericho interference could make sense if he challenges KO to a match at WM earlier in the PPV.

Im almost expecting this..but doubt they'd do it

[slik]

crowd 'waking up'

[RP]

great tag match

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty cool Phoenix Splash by Swann.

[RP]

nice nice match

[RP]

10 years from now we might look back and be like... " Damn that KO vs Goldberg match would have been fantastic if it wasnt booked as a total squash. ".

[Theo Dious]

GENTLEMEN YOU MAY BREATHE EASILY I HAVE ARRIVED

[Simple Fan]

Might check out Joe/Sami nothing else seems interesting.

[Outsider]

10 years from now we might look back and be like... " Damn that KO vs Goldberg match would have been fantastic if it wasnt booked as a total squash. ".

Or "Who was that guy Goldberg squashed? He didn't do much after that."

[Outsider]

This has the potential to be a cracking match though. Hope it's been given enough time.

[Poit]

I'll be updating Tipsters scores as the night progresses, for those who want to follow along:

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[Maluco]

The Destroyer is a very bland nickname. Not fussed on Joe's presentation.

[Droford]

The Samoan Joe sign with roman reigns on it is A+

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I'm going to retweet this later when the internet freaks out after Goldberg beats Kevin Owens in under 3 min.<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Fastlane?src=hash">#Fastlane</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash">#WWEFastlane</a> <a href="https://t.co/82dwWC2jhg">pic.twitter.com/82dwWC2jhg</a></p>&mdash; Kenton Lane (@TheKentonLane) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheKentonLane/status/838556397990215681">March 6, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

The Destroyer is a very bland nickname. Not fussed on Joe's presentation.

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[Dark One]

Why is Zayn surprised that didn't beat Joe? Has he ever won a match with the Blue Thunder Bomb?

[KIRA]

Ok made it in

[Emperor Smeat]

Not a wise time for Sami to take his mid-match nap against Joe.

Really great match overall between Sami and Joe.

[Theo Dious]

Pretty good match considering I don't much care for either of thelse fellows.

[Savio]

The Totinos clutch

[slik]

Good showing for Samoa Joe

[Triple A]

Michael Cole calling the "Helluva kick" just "the Helluva" triggering me...

[Dark One]

Good for Joe.

[KIRA]

Now stop Joe on the ramp so he can deliver another yell/whisper promo

[Droford]

The ultimate thrill ride

[Theo Dious]

Alright Ima go poop now.

[slik]

Why does the graphic "The Ulimate Thrill Ride" show WM being held in a dome when it's an open-air stadium this year

[Savio]

Dunno what was worse the roller coaster promo or baileys promo.

[Maluco]

Can't stand enzo, am I alone in this or what?

[Theo Dious]

Can't stand enzo, am I alone in this or what?

Nope

[Theo Dious]

Dunno what was worse the roller coaster promo or baileys promo.

The correct answer is your face.

[Dark One]

Can't wait for Sex Ferguson to murder these nerds.

[KIRA]

Enzo preparing his gear to sync up with the belt which will be a waste if/when he loses.

[Frank Drebin]

Can't stand enzo, am I alone in this or what?

Maybe the only guy on the roster I honestly change the channel on.

[Sepholio]

lol Steiner reference.

[Dark One]

Amazing inside reference with calling Luke Gallows the Human Cadillac.

Graves for HOF2017

[Emperor Smeat]

Can't stand enzo, am I alone in this or what?

Still like him and Cass but similar to the New Day, they've been over-exposed because of how bad RAW is with their tag division and in general.

[RP]

Well cool. Just found out i'm going to Smackdown tuesday.

[slik]

nice

have fun at the A show RP!

[Outsider]

Enzo would be great if he wasn't given a good fifteen minutes on the mic every week. Anyone's shtick is going to get old at that point.

If he got interrupted three out of four weeks, he'd be just as over but much less annoying.

[Droford]

Omg that was the worst botch ever

[Emperor Smeat]

Still kind of funny how Cass and Enzo's tag finisher is just Cass throwing Enzo off the top rope and hoping he actually lands on someone.

[Sepholio]

Jelly of RP right now.

Last show I went to was one of the last shows with the combined roster so it was all mostly meaningless fluff and one off matches and nothing to do with current storylines at all. Wish it would have been the A show :(

[Sepholio]

I am regularly convinced that Enzo is dead during his matches.

[Droford]

Jelly of RP right now.

Last show I went to was one of the last shows with the combined roster so it was all mostly meaningless fluff and one off matches and nothing to do with current storylines at all. Wish it would have been the A show :(

Im sitting 3 rows oppo camera at Extreme Rules june 4th.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Have i missed anything? No. Good.

[Outsider]

I don't want your shitty app.

[Theo Dious]

Lol Foley paid off the airline...

[Droford]

Relax - Mick goes to Wrestlemania

[Theo Dious]

Omg that was the worst botch ever

Droz would disagree.

[Outsider]

I had a flight recently where they suddenly announced the flight was leaving from a different airport. So could be worse Steph.

[Theo Dious]

Yay the next match in the Sasha/Nia best of seven series!

...oh wait.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/a8sXuFo.gif

[Theo Dious]

Nia's music is a terrible fit for her.

[Outsider]

Nia Jax. Another great example of an undeserved hoss push. Nof often you see if in the womens division though so at least that adds some novelty.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Don't Treat Me like a Woman....Don't treat me like a man...don't treat me like you know me.

[Droford]

Did they redo her theme i can understand tge lyrics

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Germans don't have stage freight and having "Elimination Chamber" associate with them.

[Theo Dious]

Nia is 10 times hotter than Chyna ever was.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did they redo her theme i can understand tge lyrics

Seems like they have extended the intro part and separated the audio a little bit.

[Droford]

Nia Jax is undefeated on ppv

Somethings gonna have to give at WM

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nia Jax is undefeated on ppv

Somethings gonna have to give at WM

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Nope. She isn't.

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Cole bringing up another ppv win streak going on for RAW's women division.

[Savio]

Nope. She isn't.
NXT PPVS dont count for charolette either.

[KIRA]

Sashas ribs gonna pop out of her body

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What was the second thing you said? PPV? It counts for her too. Nobody is undefeated. Charlotte lost her belt in a fatal four-way though.

[RP]

Sasha dead

[Droford]

Well thats stupid

[Theo Dious]

Slick finish.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Nia losing by way of a roll-up.

[RP]

I didnt expect that.

[Outsider]

I hate the way 'big' wrestlers can only be pinned by roll up. Makes everyone smaller look pathetic.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nia Stroman is done. :O

[Outsider]

I suppose we should just be happy Nia Jax didn't win.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I will be happy tonight if Bayley doesn't lose. Or at least doesn't lose the belt.

[Droford]

Lol Taz

[slik]

I didn't know this account existed

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash">#WWEFastlane</a> Live recaps and ratings page updated: <a href="https://t.co/cwh9Rd6JYG">https://t.co/cwh9Rd6JYG</a> <a href="https://t.co/INEdGJgLuC">pic.twitter.com/INEdGJgLuC</a></p>&mdash; WWE on ESPN (@WWEonESPN) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEonESPN/status/838565669604044800">March 6, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Corey mentioned it. Tazz colors.

[slik]

lol at a match between jinder mahal and rusev on a ppv

[Droford]

Rusev looks stupid with short hair

[Theo Dious]

Please. They're clearly about to wrestle each other.

[Maluco]

How has Jinder not been wellness policied??

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HARDBODY MAHALL!

[Emperor Smeat]

No wonder they had to add in random matches, its only been an hour but half the card is already done.

[Theo Dious]

Wtf Lana's tinfoil boots

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Time for them to face the Masters of Time and Space. The Brother's Hardy!

[Emperor Smeat]

How has Jinder not been wellness policied??
Exempted because he's a part-timer.

[Outsider]

Jinder Mahal with no idea why he is wrestling on a Sunday.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I KNEW YOU'D COME!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cesaro boo

[Droford]

HARDBODY MAHALL!

https://prorasslin.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/hardbody-harrison.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sheamoose Double boo

[Outsider]

Fuck off Sheamus.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

https://prorasslin.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/hardbody-harrison.jpg

Eight is enough.

[RP]

I BETTER BE GETTING TIPSTER POINTS FOR THIS SHIT!

[slik]

The only thing that can hinder Jinder is the Wellness Policy

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Road to 3MB Reunion Tour 2017 is 1/3 complete.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

2/3 if Slater/Rhyno is over.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Women wrestling? What has the world come to?

[KIRA]

So SD puts on an interesting and pretty stacked solo ppv top to bottom and RAW seems like it just needs to kill time till its big matches.

Think we know who the A-show is

[Sepholio]

LOL Cesaros jacket is so fly MC Hammer is salty he doesn't have one.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

https://www.change.org/p/the-re-hiring-of-drew-mcintyre-jinder-mahal-bring-back-3mb

135 Masterslaters before it was closed.

[Droford]

Remember when Jinder was all for peace

[Sepholio]

How long is Cesaro gonna be wearing that tape on his shoulder tho?

[Maluco]

This is an unbelievably boring show.

They have 3 hours a week to get things sorted, yet here we are watching a heatless Jinder match on PPV

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How long is Cesaro gonna be wearing that tape on his shoulder tho?

Probably forever. Just like Austin knee pads. Gonna have to just accept it.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Feels like Wrestlemania tonight&quot; Cole says while JINDER MAHAL is wrestling. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash">#WWEFastlane</a></p>&mdash; Rex Bravado (@rexbravado) <a href="https://twitter.com/rexbravado/status/838570119844474880">March 6, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Swiss Death is a Finisher again as it should be. :y:

[Emperor Smeat]

Rusev with short hair sort of looks like Andrade Cien Almas with a thicker beard.

[Dark One]

I assume with that haircut, Rusev will be joining British Strong Style

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Come on Slater come out and save the day baaaaaaaaaybe

[Outsider]

This is an unbelievably boring show.

They have 3 hours a week to get things sorted, yet here we are watching a heatless Jinder match on PPV

Lets not forget this week featured Sheamus vs Titus O'Neil for reasons yet to be determined.

[A.J.K]

would be great if gold medal started playing now.

[RP]

I BETTER BE GETTING TIPSTER POINTS FOR THIS!

[Droford]

This is baducally setting up the Andre battle royal

[Sepholio]

LOL awesome big boot show

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Road to job at Shaq-a-mania.

[Dark One]

Can't wait for the true blood feud match at Wrestlemania

"Fantasy Warfare Comes to Life" vs "The Ultimate Thrillride: Wrestlemania!"

Kill me.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Remove that "CNN is Fake News Sign" and make them change it to RNN

[slik]

SmackDown, The A Show, would never do this.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

SmackDown had plenty of throw-away matches for the US title. MVP had many random ppv matches for the title when he was champion.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Figured Big Show was going to do a Big Boot and a Legdrop with the opening Big Boot. Showster, dude.

[Dark One]

https://i.imgur.com/iIziASR.gif

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Handsome Rusev and Hardbody Mahall The Midcard Express is no more :(

[Dark One]

The fact that Jinder Mahal and Big Show have had "bonus matches" taking up 40 minutes tells me all I need to know about how the Kevin Owens and Goldberg match is going to go. Ugh.

[KIRA]

He actually calls it the crush kick...I like it.

[Savio]

SOME BODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

[Emperor Smeat]

So is Shaq going to suddenly appear and cost Show this match?

Pretty much turned into a squash right now.

[Droford]

Broken Ruru

[Outsider]

Three years of (mostly) booking Rusev to look strong and this is what we get. At least it was some what competitive for a little bit.

Sigh.

[Theo Dious]

They must have SOMETHING in store for Show.

[slik]

SmackDown had plenty of throw-away matches for the US title. MVP had many random ppv matches for the title when he was champion.

Wow, what a relevant comparison.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rusev somehow came off looking worse than Jinder from these impromptu matches.

[Outsider]

I wish we had Georgia Gold Chicken here. That shit sounds good.

[KIRA]

We get it Big Show you took your fat ass to the gym no need to pull down your straps

[RP]

I had Big Show and Cesaro on those Tipsters Poit.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Boob Window.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">At least with a Rusev vs Mahal feud we'll now who Donald Trump, is cheering for. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash">#WWEFastlane</a></p>&mdash; Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) <a href="https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/838573447428988929">March 6, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Danilo Anfibio.

[Sepholio]

I wish we had Georgia Gold Chicken here. That shit sounds good.

V good but here I am sitting in GA wishing I had KFC from over there. Need a deluxe chicken sandwich with pineapple and I need some of those fries. Those fries man....and damn that fireballer sub they used to have there was the tits. Better than anything at US KFC.

[KIRA]

I will punch my sisters child in the face if he ever tells me he likes Flo rida

all he has to do is gimme the greenlight

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

AUSTIN FUCKING ARIES!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

HE HAS A BANANA!

[Droford]

AA gonna interfere in this match obv

[road doggy dogg]

just tuning in to this... been a good show so far ?

[road doggy dogg]

Austin Aries still looks so much like Chris Metzen jesus

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Distinguished Gentleman! Jack Gallaher!

[A.J.K]

:naughty: Austin Aries loves talking about his massive package

[road doggy dogg]

who actually is this retarded kid... does he have a title shot

[Outsider]

I am all in favour of Jack Gallagher.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

No, he has a title match DAMMIT!

[KIRA]

Does it piss anybody else off when wrestlers just carry the belt like that?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Russia: Why are we so happy Rusev just jobbed?

[Savio]

They should have an IWC commentary team

"Everything tonight sucks"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FASTLANE NUMBA ONE ANNOUCA

[Savio]

Does it piss anybody else off when wrestlers just carry the belt like that?

I missed it, like how?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

why did they forbid him to say that?

[slik]

Gallagher looks stoned lol

[road doggy dogg]

"Jack Galla-HER"... buggin m

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Does it piss anybody else off when wrestlers just carry the belt like that?

So, the Rock and Steve Austin pissed you off when they did it?

That being said. Yeah. I hate it. It's a fucking belt. It goes around the waist.

[road doggy dogg]

STD why did you red dot me you piece of shit

[Emperor Smeat]

Cole must have snoozed off on all of Gallagher matches if he says Gallagher isn't a high flyer.

http://i.imgur.com/44RxuzO.gif

[KIRA]

I missed it, like how?

One-handed with strap dangling down by their side(Austin is the only one that worked for)

[slik]

who actually is this retarded kid... does he have a title shot

he's like the Vaudevillains gimmick done right but the crowd is not interested in the cruiserweights thus far

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

STD why did you red dot me you piece of shit

who actually is this retarded kid... does he have a title shot

[Triple A]

Austin Aries saying how Neville changed his style and "hasn't done much high flying" lately... smh... cruiserweight division...

[road doggy dogg]

gallaHER looks like my buddy Reeve... mustache and all

[KIRA]

Remis Lupin is destroying Neville

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Austin Aries saying how Neville changed his style and "hasn't done much high flying" lately... smh... cruiserweight division...

Yep. It's a good thing. Can't be all spot and flips. That's not sustainable wrestling.

[Emperor Smeat]

Neville almost bent Gallagher in half with that snap suplex.

[road doggy dogg]

that was a sweet move

[Triple A]

who actually is this retarded kid... does he have a title shot

He is the best... really funny gimmick and wrestling style... should check out his "cruiserweight classic" matches... funny. just is ruined in the cruiserweight division like every1 else

[road doggy dogg]

that was a sweeter move

[Savio]

Wish I had my Zelda: BOTW game. Miss playing with my virtual dog.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wish I had my Zelda: BOTW game. Miss playing with my virtual dog.

You let somebody borrow it?

[A.J.K]

Nice back and forth match.

[Savio]

THIS is awesome?

[road doggy dogg]

Neville has some sweet moves... wish his face/head/ears didn't look so goofy

[Outsider]

Glad to see crowd getting into this one.

[Savio]

You let somebody borrow it?
Rented it, until my copy shows up in the mail.

[Outsider]

THIS is awesome?

Yes.

[Triple A]

THIS is awesome?

this is only the second match I feel any interest in so far besides Samoa Joe/Sami Zayn imo

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good Cruiser title match overall.

[Triple A]

good match...

[RP]

good match

[Droford]

That was actually a great match

[Theo Dious]

Best one the purple strap has put on.

[road doggy dogg]

Good match yeah

[slik]

Match was ok but kind of boring until the last 5 minutes tbh

[slik]

(I might still be waking up from the snoozefest of everything that's happened after the 1st match until this one tho)

[slik]

Big Show vs Joe at WM and let Joe beat the shit outta him plz

[road doggy dogg]

Big Show vs Joe at WM and let Joe beat the shit outta him plz

is Big Show/Shaq officially off the card?

[Savio]

this is only the second match I feel any interest in so far besides Samoa Joe/Sami Zayn imo

But they started chanting during a low point in the match. After a big boot.

[Outsider]

Oh god that WWE/Jetsons thing just ruined my childhood.

[road doggy dogg]

Charly Caruso v pretty

[road doggy dogg]

Paul Heyman v good (not as pretty)

[road doggy dogg]

LADY, my name is Paul Heyman

he hehe

[Emperor Smeat]

is Big Show/Shaq officially off the card?

Last reports and rumors were Shaq both no longer being as interested and also being out of shape. Still hasn't been officially canceled but things are not looking good for it happening.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Big Show even turns heel in cartoons now.

[Outsider]

Paul Heyman v good (not as pretty)

Yeah but let's face it, Heyman is going to talk dirty to you a lot better than she is.

[road doggy dogg]

Paul Heyman channeling those Paul Giamatti eyes

[Theo Dious]

CONFIRMED: BROCK LESNAR TO APPEAR AT FASTLANE

[slik]

Maybe next WWE can do a cartoon with Huckleberry Hound. Gotta keep up with those contemporary cartoons.

[A.J.K]

Last reports and rumors were Shaq both no longer being as interested and also being out of shape. Still hasn't been officially canceled but things are not looking good for it happening.

Shaq got "cold feet" if you will.

[road doggy dogg]

every picture I've seen of Charly Caruso she is wearing that same shirt/outfit... does she always wear that lol

[road doggy dogg]

NEW DAYYYYYY

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THEY DID IT! THEY DID IT!

[slik]

is Big Show/Shaq officially off the card?

I think so. Shaq did an interview and said it probably wouldn't happen and then Big Show did a bunch of interviews saying he wished it would happen and he's worked really hard for it and then called Shaq FAT and then said he still likes him and he hopes it happens one day but this is probably his last WM

[road doggy dogg]

Last reports and rumors were Shaq both no longer being as interested and also being out of shape. Still hasn't been officially canceled but things are not looking good for it happening.

seems dumb but kinda glad

I do hope Show gets something to do at WM though, isn't this possibly his final one?

[RP]

LOL This pacing of everything happening is making it very clear that KO is getting squashed. Three matches left. And we have a New Day segment now with a little more than an hour to go.

Yep. KO getting squashed in 5 seconds.

[A.J.K]

Paul Heyman channeling those Paul Giamatti eyes

If a Paul Heymen ECW Biopic was made, Giamatti could be Heyman.

[Theo Dious]

Shaq got "cold feet" if you will.

EEF YOU WEEL

[Outsider]

Speaking as a third generation ice cream man, ice lollies are not ice cream.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Big E is going to start chucking ice cream bars at the crowd like he does with cereal.

[road doggy dogg]

If a Paul Heymen ECW Biopic was made, Giamatti could be Heyman.

that would be pretty awesome

he could basically just reprise his role from Straight Outta Compton

[KIRA]

I'm pretty sure the New Day can retire early the killing they must make in merch sales.

[road doggy dogg]

I HEAR VOICEEEEES INMY HEAD

[RP]

I love how they have to fill all this time because Goldberg is just going to destroy KO in 1 second.

[Outsider]

Big E looks as pissed as I am.

[A.J.K]

that would be pretty awesome

he could basically just reprise his role from Straight Outta Compton

Exactly what i was thinking.