Roseanne - The revival announced with original cast

[slik]

http://deadline.com/2017/04/roseanne-revival-roseanne-barr-john-goodman-sara-gilbert-1202078883/


One of the biggest comedies of all-time is coming back! An eight-episode limited series revival of the hit ABC blue-collar family comedy Roseanne is in the works with the key cast members reprising their roles, including Roseanne Barr, John Goodman and Sara Gilbert. Laurie Metcalf and others are in the process of joining them. The intent is for all principal Roseanne actors to appear in some capacity in the reboot, including The Big Bang Theory star Johnny Galecki.


Netflix and ABC are currently in a bidding war to land the series.


I am going to need a new Halloween episode ASAP.

[slik]

I wonder how they will 'un-kill Dan'....also they should 'un-win' the lottery....the last several years of the show should just disappear.

[Triple A]

I liked the show Roseanne but Roseanne is an insane piece of shit and is one of the most viciously extreme anti-Arab racists in the entire world so I hope only horrible things happen in her life :y:

[RP]

Remember when Becky farted?

[Droford]

I want a Small Wonder reboot. Would be more believable and less cringeworthy now

[Kalyx triaD]

I liked the show Roseanne but Roseanne is an insane piece of shit and is one of the most viciously extreme anti-Arab racists in the entire world so I hope only horrible things happen in her life :y:

Dude wtf

[#1-norm-fan]

Totally forgot Dan died.

[#1-norm-fan]

Wait. Did he? I remember he had a heart attack but that was season 8. I don't remember how the series ended. Thought it was that. Huh.

[Kalyx triaD]

There was some retcon there but I think he def died.

[BigCrippyZ]

Yeah, I was never clear on if that was legit part of the series story or not.

[RP]

He had an affair to i think.

[Blonde Moment]

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[poopfromweiner dude]

Yesssssssssss

fuck you sixx today is a great day. ROSEANNE is back...RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

[Sixx]

god damn it

[drave]

From the same article.....

On her website in 2009, Barr gave her detailed take on where each of the main characters from the show would be in a possible Roseanne revival: Roseanne and Jackie opening the first medical marijuana dispensary in Lanford; Dan reappearing alive after faking his death; DJ being published; Mark dying in Iraq; David leaving Darlene for a woman half his age; Darlene coming out, meeting a woman and having a baby with her; Becky working at Walmart; Arnie befriending the governor of Illinois and remarrying Nancy; Bev selling a painting for $10,000; Jerry and the grandsons forming a boy band; and Bonnie being arrested for selling crack.

[Vastardikai]

I am down with only if they have BOTH Becky's switching in and out like the Olson Twins, and that being the joke.

[Kalyx triaD]

lol Dan faking his death.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Marrying a woman half his age. That would be a Big stretch...bang!

[Big Vic]

I wonder how they will 'un-kill Dan'....also they should 'un-win' the lottery....the last several years of the show should just disappear.

He will comeback as half man half machine.

RoboDan

[road doggy dogg]

he should come back as Dan Scott

who also happened to be faking his death

[Schlomey]

Remember when Becky farted?

BECKY....CUT...THE....CHEESE :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[drave]

lol Dan faking his death.


He DID have an affair. It isn't too much of a stretch to get away from a batshit crazy lady. :rofl:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wasn't the affair just cover for his death in the finale? Or are we discounting the finale as bullshit? I usually do.

[Blonde Moment]

That's what i thought.
The affair happened after the lottery win and the heart attack.
Unless it has something to do with Taxes and Roseanne new bout it

[drave]

OOORRRR she was just in denial about the whole thing and fabricated her story to "get away" from life and the fallout of said affair and potential divorce (which gives more "story" options).

[Big Vic]

Maybe he will play a ghost like Dexter's father in the TV Show Dexter.

[Seanny One Ball]

I hope her sister's awesome husband returns.

Really liked that guy.

Also will George Clooney be back as a factory worker?

[Seanny One Ball]

Sandra Bernhard will probably be back.

What an ugly bastard.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I hope her sister's awesome husband returns.

Really liked that guy.

Also will George Clooney be back as a factory worker?

True Story (Lies)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Maybe he will play a ghost like Dexter's father in the TV Show Dexter.

He will take everybody out for Buffalo Wild Wings to say sorry for faking his death or having an affair if they go with the finale story or retconned respectively.