Lock Jaw Presents: WWE Extreme Rules (2017) "Fatal Fivesome" (ft. Droford)

[Savio]

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At Extreme Rules, for the first time ever, in a battle that could change the course of the New Era, an Extreme Rules Fatal 5-Way Match between Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Finn Bálor, Bray Wyatt and Samoa Joe to determine who will compete with Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship.

Who do you WANT to win the 5 way?

[Droford]

https://preview.ibb.co/cW6UAv/20170604_182458_HDR.jpg
I'm in the corner opposite camera.
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[Droford]

Also unverified word on the street outside the arena is

Brock Lesnar was spotted a couple blocks from the arena about 2 hours ago..

[Savio]

He's just probably there to see the sights, it's a nice city despite the violence.

[Droford]

Baltimore Murderland > Suplex City Parts Unknown

[RP]

He's just probably there to see the sights, it's a nice city despite the violence.

and the black people

[Triple A]

Read the "smart money betting odds" and kinda wish I didn't... Feels like I enjoyed wrestling more before I started following wrestling news on the internet

[Droford]

I just got a hugger section sign lol

[RP]

rockman seems very confident that Seth Rollins is winning tonight.

[RP]

I didnt realize how long Alicia Fox has been in the WWE.

[RP]

Renee looks like a battered woman.

[Volare]

A Double gonna unleash the bad ass submission machine inside of him!!

[Volare]

Renee looks like a battered woman.

Extremely Busty I noticed.

[RP]

ya she either gained weight, got preggers or got new titties.

[Volare]

Foxy and Dar with matching outfits tonight? lol

[Volare]

Charley in pink...dammmn.

[slik]

I will miss the kickoff show but looking forward to tonight!

[RP]

I really want to lick Charley Caruso clean.

[Volare]

Just missing the norm...Hot/Messy Renee and Sharp/Sexy Charley.

[RP]

I would eat the turd as it comes out, from Charley Caruso's butt.

[Volare]

Way to make Otunga keep kayfaybe there Sam.

[RP]

droford should run behind Renee, Otunga and Poit and wave so we can see him

[Volare]

I like this a lot better!

[KIRA]

It'll be interesting to see if this show can be good despite lacking the fabulous Abs(and general awesomeness) of Jinder Mahal

[Volare]

Kalisto looks 10000x better.

[Volare]

SICK FUCKING MOVE!

[KIRA]

Glad Kalisto switched to trunks it looks a lot cooler and he stands out.

[slik]

Damn...I'm not home yet. So it's worth a watch?

[slik]

Nice seats @ Droford!

[slik]

Accoring to the betting sites the person winning the fatal fiveway will be:

Samoa Joe

[KIRA]

Damn...I'm not home yet. So it's worth a watch?

Too early to say kickoff has been ok still, its gonna be quite the hill to climb with The Maharaja and his manscaped pecs not being apart of the show.

[KIRA]

hmm that was fun

[slik]

I think Kalisto looks great since he got a cool mask and switched to trunks

[Volare]

Surprised it's not an 5-way elimination match.

[KIRA]

I thought Titus was gonna slowly turn Crews heel but looks like it might be one just gets fed up and attacks the other.

[Volare]

With you know who supposedly there, a meeting between him and Angle will be pretty sweet.

[Volare]

Nice promo there.

[Triple A]

Pretty good match

[RP]

Kurt Angle sweats a lot.

[KIRA]

I would say the good news is Roman has beat the other competetors so theres no chance hes winning tonight but the WWE is run by a senile crackpot who still thinks its the 80s.

Everybody but Roman makes for an interesting match for Brock

[RP]

Extreme Rules set reminds me of Sunday Night Heat

[Dark One]

Angle dropping GREAT BALLS OF FIRE live.

[RP]

I wish Rebecca Reigns was here to tell us if Roman was winning.

[KIRA]

They should be honest and change "Extreme Rules" ppv name To "Significantly loosened Rules".

A DQ at Extreme Rules? smh.

[Volare]

Let's go Miz.

[Volare]

They should be honest and change "Extreme Rules" ppv name To "Significantly loosened Rules".

A DQ at Extreme Rules? smh.

Or "Slightly Altered"

[Triple A]

Don't remember anything about this feud on Raw

[KIRA]

Or "Slightly Altered"

Tweaked Rules

[Volare]

Wait a minute...Renee not dressed up little make up or anything....she's not getting inloved is she?

[Volare]

Cause Maryse looks like she's wearing Ring gear compared to a dress or outfit.

[KIRA]

Also putting a guy whose supposed to be all about no Rules in what might be the one match thats bogged down with rules

[KIRA]

Yep Maryse looks like shes getting involved

[RP]

lol why is Ambrose not allowed to punch Miz in the corner?

[Volare]

Dummy Dean, that would've been a 10 count moron.

[KIRA]

lol why is Ambrose not allowed to punch Miz in the corner?

Because its too EXTREME! for the Extreme Rules PPV

[RP]

this ref is over reffing this.

[Volare]

Miz going for 7x? Holy shit never realized that.

[KIRA]

Ambrose is just grabbing Miz hair because hes jealous

[Triple A]

Miz has cool hair

[Savio]

Don't ever remember Booker being IC champ.

[RP]

Miz has a ton of acne. Probably roiding.

[Savio]

If miz had black hair he'd remind me of Hitler.

[Volare]

Don't ever remember Booker being IC champ.

July 7, 2003 on RAW....(per Wiki) That same month the United States Championship was reactivated for the SmackDown brand as the Intercontinental title's counterpart.

[Savio]

Oh ok, Booker won the title then lost it a month later due to back injury.

[Triple A]

Ambrose seems really slow and sloppy "in the ring" idk

[Volare]

Split crowd lol

[slik]

I like Maryse's gear

[Volare]

I like Maryse:drool::drool::drool::drool:

[slik]

Read the "smart money betting odds" and kinda wish I didn't... Feels like I enjoyed wrestling more before I started following wrestling news on the internet


yeah, on the smaller shows it can be kind of lame sometimes...but on the bigger shows it's usually still ok to be 'in the know' because WWE tries harder to put on a big show (like SummerSlam, Royal Rumble, WM, etc) so it's more like 'reading a book and then seeing the movie, to see how they pull it off'.

[Triple A]

No LED ring posts... is the ring gonna collapse

[Volare]

Welp here's how this ends.

[slik]

I noticed no LED ring apron earlier...shenanigans afoot perhaps?

[Volare]

Maryse on her knees....

[Dark One]

Can't wait for Miz to grow a Daniel Bryan beard too.

[Volare]

I noticed no LED ring apron earlier...shenanigans afoot perhaps?

They used them with the cage before right?

[Volare]

Ambrose should've went extreme and flipped him the bird.

[Volare]

ROFL FORCED DQ

[Volare]

OH SHIT FOR ONCE THE REF IS FUCKING SMART.... THE END OF THE WORLD!

[Savio]

lol

[GD]

The crowd loves this program.

[Volare]

Nice job setting up the turnbuckle and not using it. Great fucking match.

[Dark One]

Miz is such a fantastic shithead.

[slik]

Congrats to the People's Champ, The Miz!

[Evil Vito]

Really fun match

[RP]

worst ref ever

[Destor]

Fun falsies/finish

[owenbrown]

7 TIMES!!!!!!!

[Volare]

2 Good matches so far, hope this keeps up.

[Evil Vito]

Miz is almost certainly gonna drop the belt to Roman just to boost Roman's accolades/keep him busy before Brock at Mania but still, really good match.

[RP]

I want Becky to make wet farts in my face.

[Volare]

Nice dig at the shitty segment there Bayley.

[Savio]

Did bayley go tanning?

[Dark One]

I hope Bayley takes a kendo stick shot to the throat and can't cut a promo for a few weeks.

[Volare]

She watched Steve Blackman....she gonna bust out the sticks??

[RP]

Bayley

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b5/75/4e/b5754ea5a2621fb15cca4b48f9ee7bf2--cartoon-dog-cartoon-characters.jpg

[KIRA]

I get cold sweats and flashes of Vince Russo's face everytime they say the name of that match

[slik]

Foxy Dar here to bring the crazy

[slik]

I wish someone would fight in the crowd right next to Droford...like what if Alicia Fox "fell into Droford's lap" on camera

[Savio]

"Had dream I
I was gayyyy ayyy
I let guys cum all on my fayyyy aceee"

[GD]

Is it just me or is the crowd mic'd a lot better?

[Volare]

I wish someone would fight in the crowd right next to Droford...like what if Alicia Fox "fell into Droford's lap" on camera

We'd see the gif in every thread till the end of time. :lol:

[KIRA]

Alicia FOX is on ppv....as some tiny scottish douche's tag partner

[Triple A]

Is it just me or is the crowd mic'd a lot better?

Sounds the same as usual to me (not loud)

[the omen]

Something extreme will occur on this evening. So sayeth the omen.

[Volare]

Hope Foxy is ok....that looked weird.

[KIRA]

We can go home we just saw the most perfect backbreaker in the company from Fox

[RP]

I want to drink Sasha Banks pee

[slik]

Did Foxy hit her head on Dar's knee?

[Volare]

No loss in a hometown....wow.

[RP]

I dont want to see these two dance.

[RP]

Pretty sure they flashed to Poit in the crowd during that dance.

[Volare]

THE DRIFTER WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[RP]

We need a lot more participation from owenbrown in this thread.

[Volare]

I GOT FRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACES.....would be bad ass if he pull that out.

[KIRA]

DRIFTER!

[slik]

Royal Farms Arena is a terrible name

[slik]

I like The Drifter!

[RP]

lmao

[Volare]

He could be a Wyatt lackey.

[the omen]

We need a lot more participation from owenbrown in this thread.


Join us, owenbrown. Join us.

[owenbrown]

We need a lot more participation from owenbrown in this thread.

not if a certain sock keeps private messaging me harassing me

[Destor]

Weird gimmick for a guy who cant sing

[Droford]

You all see the Drifter?

[KIRA]

This is already amazing like seeing Queen,Nirvana and 2pac all at once

[Volare]

OUR GODDESS IS ABOUT TO ARRIVE!

[Dark One]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/1fb26cf1201f2afaca9a741850ac5806/tumblr_opb101TNZ51u1ljrzo2_500.gif

[Droford]

Royal Farms Arena is a terrible name

Honestly..f u

[RP]

not if a certain sock keeps private messaging me harassing me

who?

[slik]

Bayley going to get booed because Alexa is 10x more likeable

[Destor]

Honestly..f u

Its is...but i mean so is hienz field tbf

[slik]

Honestly..f u

Fine

I hope Alicia Foxx doesn't sit on you now.

[Savio]

Something extreme will occur on this evening. So sayeth the omen.Hopefully sometime soon.

[Volare]

Alexa booty :D :D :D

[the omen]

Alexa Bliss will insert the Kendo stick into herself, back and forth strokes.

[KIRA]

This is Extreme Rules where the matches have been.......really goddamn normal

[Triple A]

Any Droford / "Lock Jaw Nation" sign sightings yet

[slik]

is lock jaw there?

[slik]

Bayley Buddy turns heel

[Dark One]

95% sure Alexa can't reach that.

[Destor]

Hugger sections signs all over the damn place

[RP]

Meng

[Triple A]

is lock jaw there?

Droford has this sign

For Lock Jaw

look for this sign at Extreme Rules
https://preview.ibb.co/myNViF/54201704550.jpg

[KIRA]

Gonna laugh if its one knockout shot with the kendo stick and thats the match

[Triple A]

Did they slightly change Alexa Bliss's theme

[slik]

Alexa Bliss will insert the Kendo stick into herself, back and forth strokes.

modifying and stealing this (sort of) for twitter...

[Volare]

Xtreme Black :D

[RP]

I want to drink Alexa Bliss's dirty toilet water.

[Volare]

GIF THAT WINK

[Triple A]

Wish Howard Finkel was the announcer . . .

[KIRA]

They are plugging the shit outta Wonder Woman

[Volare]

Bayley gonna hit herself in the head

[RP]

If i were a billionaire, I would offer Alexa Bliss like 50 million for one night of crazy sex.

[owenbrown]

ah fuck

[Volare]

WACK A BAYLEY!!!

[RP]

pretty sure Bliss just crushed her in the back of the head lol

[Lock Jaw]

Sorry guys, just got back from seeing Wonder Woman, so just starting the show now.

Already spotted Lock Jaw Nation sign. Automatically makes this show of the year.

[Volare]

DAMN THATS A WIN BABY!

[KIRA]

Damn Baley is like Hogan Trump color

[RP]

Welp

Bye Bayley

[Dark One]

https://49.media.tumblr.com/0b54ba92c160bbd850fe97cceb857bc5/tumblr_nz62blskeA1uxtjooo1_500.gif

[Evil Vito]

That was fast...

[slik]

Alexa squashed Bayley, such a short match too

#TeamBliss

[Droford]

Cage match

[Savio]

Money Inc, lol

[RP]

Baltimore Oriole players are there. Droford is probably gonna try to rape them in the bathroom.

[KIRA]

Let Matt Hardy
be re broken
by and by lord.

[RP]

Sheamus and Cesaro have a great entrance.

[Volare]

I do enjoy the bad ass look of Sheamus/Cesaro.

[Destor]

Really hope they pull the plug kn the hardys

[Volare]

LED Apron btw :D

[KIRA]

Those Jackets were sweet they had to go and put studs on them

I still want one

[Savio]

Did the Usos vs Wyatts cage match not take place at a PPV?

[KIRA]

lol early escape

[Destor]

Escape rules are fucking stupid

[slik]

I wonder if Bayley has a wellness violation

[slik]

Either make the rules to escape or to pin, but not both

[KIRA]

Did the Usos vs Wyatts cage match not take place at a PPV?

Wasn't that on the RAW where DB left the Wyatts

[Destor]

Escape rules literally have babies running from the match to win

[Destor]

Terrible

[Destor]

Cages should be to lock guys in so they CANT escape not to challenge them to escape

[Triple A]

Wish they wouldn't even include the ability to win via the door... always h8d that

[Destor]

Idiotic

[slik]

Wish they wouldn't even include the ability to win via the door... always h8d that

Me too.

Climb Out ONLY please...and pull a handful of tights so Cesaro's bum can be exposed and screencapped.

[Dark One]

R.I.P. Matt Hardy.

[Volare]

DOUBLE CELTIC CROSS!

[Destor]

Match is bad even by escape cage match standards

[Destor]

DOUBLE CELTIC CROSS!

Called the T Gimmick

[slik]

This match is not as good as I hoped it would be but I guess it's getting better over time

[Volare]

That was fucking cool!!!

[Volare]

Psycho Hardy is still psycho. :)

[Savio]

Should have used the hard cam.

[Volare]

I can deal with that finish.

[Destor]

Terrible

[KIRA]

Think Sheamus and Cesaro are so happy they are gonna make ouy on the floor

[RP]

fought the fought

[Destor]

Howd you lose your titles?

Oh we couldnt run away as good as the other guys

[Evil Vito]

Just get to Broken Matt Hardy already. Let Anthem's crack attorney squad try to go up against WWE's fleet of lawyers.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed everything that happened so far, did anything interesting occur?

[Destor]

Missed everything that happened so far, did anything interesting occur?

Opener was good

[KIRA]

Main Event has literally nothing about it thats extreme

[Volare]

A Double time.

[slik]

Missed everything that happened so far, did anything interesting occur?

A Bayley Buddy attacked her via bad deflation, then she got squashed by Alexa in like 2 and a half minutes (wellness violation, perhaps)

Miz beat Dean

Cage Match was ok

I forgot the match but I remember Sasha/Guy with knee dance beat Alicia Fox/Noam Dar

[slik]

Also Droford turned heel on me but face on Lock Jaw

[slik]

Also owenbrown said he might leave tpww 4ever in this thread earlier

[Triple A]

Missed everything that happened so far, did anything interesting occur?

Not worth going back to watch really... would just read the results and watch YouTube/Twitter highlights

[slik]

I heard the KickOff show match is good so I'm going to watch that

[Triple A]

Just this match and the main event left I guess

[slik]

I want Austin Aries to win but feel like Neville will.

[Emperor Smeat]

Just get to Broken Matt Hardy already. Let Anthem's crack attorney squad try to sue WWE's fleet of lawyers.

Only reason the WWE doesn't want to bother is because it could set a precedent that could be used against them in the future. Similar reason why when ROH complained about contract tamperings, WWE postponed their deals for ROH guys.

[Emperor Smeat]

Opener was good

A Bayley Buddy attacked her via bad deflation, then she got squashed by Alexa in like 2 and a half minutes (wellness violation, perhaps)

Miz beat Dean

Cage Match was ok

I forgot the match but I remember Sasha/Guy with knee dance beat Alicia Fox/Noam Dar

Not worth going back to watch really... would just read the results and watch YouTube/Twitter highlights

Thanks. Sounds like the show hasn't been great but will catch the opener later and maybe laugh at that Bayley Buddy part.

[RP]

wtf is on Aries back? That shit need to be banned. Looks dumb.

[Destor]

wtf is on Aries back? That shit need to be banned. Looks dumb.

Its not for aesthetics

[Destor]

For 15 years ive been confused as to why ares walks about as if he has lats. Youre a very little feller. Calm your tits

[slik]

I like Aries trunks tonight

[slik]

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[Dark One]

Not sure why the ref's counting in a submission match.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Volare]

I went to go play with my cats.

[owenbrown]

Also owenbrown said he might leave tpww 4ever in this thread earlier

strongly considering it

[slik]

omg so many dumb things on this show so far

[Emperor Smeat]

So what is extreme about a submission match if you can't win on the outside?

[Savio]

There should be no counts in a submission match

[Destor]

The rules of this match are a fucking train wreck. Who ever is the agent should take a fat dick in he bum

[Dark One]

Current mood:

http://i.imgur.com/ZEEq4LR.jpg

[Volare]

Dammmmn on the Red Arrow!!

[Destor]

The rules of this match are a fucking train wreck. Who ever is the agent should take a fat dick in he bum

Unless gay, then they should never get a fat dick again

[Destor]

Whelp, thatll do it for ares. They should ship him off to nxt, he has nowhere to go on 205 now

[Volare]

WTF A Double smiling.

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty sweet combo by Neville to end the match.

Cruiser match was good overall.

[owenbrown]

sick of Neville

[GD]

Wow! Neville is my favorite act in the WWE right now.

[Dark One]

Hopefully the impetus for Aries to turn back to his rightful heel alignment. Not a super compelling face.

[Poit]

Red Arrow to the back into the Rings of Saturn was pretty cool. :y:

[Evil Vito]

Aries weirdly smiling after losing his match.

[Dark One]

sick of Neville

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBf9Zc8VwAAhJWB.jpg

[owenbrown]

Jesus Christ

[Volare]

Looooooooooong ass Fatal 5 Way.

[rez]

dumb

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the ad for Great Balls of Fire. At least they are committing to a 50s-like theme for the visuals.

[slik]

I have no idea what they are going to do with Aries next...weird camera focus on him on apron of floor

[Destor]

:lol: at the ad for Great Balls of Fire. At least they are committing to a 60s-like theme for the visuals.

*50s

[slik]

My network cut out...heartbroken I missed the GBOF add...going to it in July!

[RP]

This PPV could use Mojo Rawley

[Volare]

Will we get creepy extreme visuals tonight???

[Volare]

11,700? Smaller arena than I thought.

[Destor]

This PPV could use Mojo Rawley

Wouldnt hurt it

[Emperor Smeat]

Will we get creepy extreme visuals tonight???

Maybe Bray will turn the lights red like he did in that House of Horror match.

[Volare]

Seth "Jamie "The Kingslayer" Lannister" Rollins!!

[RP]

Was Bray cooking something?

[Volare]

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE