OFFICIAL JULY 4th Edition of SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!

[RP]

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Johnathon Cena is back and he's a free agent and ready to fuck!

[RP]

AND I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE WOOOOOOOO!

[ClockShot]

NOT FOR LONG!

[Triple A]

I'll watch

[ClockShot]

And we get SuperCena right out of the gate.

[RP]

BAHHHHHHHHH GAWdddddddddddd JOHN CENA IS BACK!

[DAMN iNATOR]

15 years ago tonight on SD!:

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[owenbrown]

so which title is he going to steal to undeservedly break Flair's record?

[RP]

BAHHHHHHHHHHH GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OWENBROWN IS HERE!

[slik]

Cenation in the house!

[ClockShot]

Move it along, Cena. There's more important things.

Like P1, Jinder Mahal, The Miracle, just to name a few.

[RP]

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[DAMN iNATOR]

The American Dream? Hell, I celebrate ol' Dusty everyday!

[owenbrown]

BAHHHHHHHHHHH GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OWENBROWN IS HERE!

That's right Good Ol' RP :shifty:

[RP]

So John Cena is telling us that he's a part timer now.

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RUSEV'S BACK!

[DAMN iNATOR]

I think Cena just called out Will Smith!

[RP]

Where's Lana? What the fuck

[Triple A]

H*ll yea Rusev

[owenbrown]

RUSEV!

[Emperor Smeat]

Gatekeeper Cena would be a really amazing gimmick/gimmick if the WWE went all out with it and not half-assed it like the last couple of times because Cena can't turn heel.

Poor Rusev finally makes his Smackdown debut on the worst time possible.

[ClockShot]

If the whole locker room comes out and just beats Cena's ass, I can stop watching.

[RP]

Where was Rusev's comeback commercials?

[DAMN iNATOR]

RUSEV CRUSH!

[slik]

Machka

[Triple A]

I h8 Cena (on the mic...)

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cringe @ Cena turning "Bulgaria" pronunciation into just another lame dick joke. :nono:

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: crowd YES! chanting for burgers and hotdogs.

[KIRA]

Back to his anti-US shtick but Mahal has that gimmick trademarked

[DAMN iNATOR]

I h8 Cena (on the mic...)

Me too, he needs to fuck off my TV ASAP.

[ClockShot]

Going on too long.

[RP]

Where is Lana? This doesnt seem right without Lana.

[Triple A]

Love anti-American foreigner gimmicks tbh...

[DAMN iNATOR]

A Flag Match? How uninspired and corny can you get?

[owenbrown]

Cena wins.... again :nono:

[ClockShot]

Lana gets another crack at the Women's title?

[RP]

I could do without the Rap battle and Chad Gable.

[Triple A]

"Christ" @ rap battle

[DAMN iNATOR]

Love anti-American foreigner gimmicks tbh...

With high enough quality writing on a consistent basis, they do make a lot of valid points about the way we as Americans and as a country are flawed.

[Shisen Kopf]

"Christ" @ rap battle

Racist!

[ClockShot]

The Ball Family on Raw last week. A rap battle on Smackdown this week.

I thought the objective is to get ratings. Not lose them by having us change the channel 10-15 minutes.

[Shisen Kopf]

Really looking forward to the rap battle. Love rap music. So much talent involved.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Christ" @ rap battle

Settle in, dude...I think this is going to be a long next 1h 40m.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if American Alphas are the next to get disbanded.

Don't remember reading any news about Jason Jordan being injured but seems a bit odd Gable is having this little solo run outta nowhere.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Really looking forward to the rap battle. Love rap music. So much talent involved.

Yeah, it's totally never been about who can diss who better, so it should be amazing! :shifty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

No Jason Jordan despite the nameplate proclaiming "Chad Gable With Jason Jordan"... WTF?!

[KIRA]

How has Vince not learned that people tune out of his wrestling show when he has ,Rock or Rap involved

[Triple A]

Just noticed the old school red white and blue ropes

[DAMN iNATOR]

UGH...a PiP match segment...was a fun novelty at first, but now just dumb.

[DAMN iNATOR]

How has Vince not learned that people tune out of his wrestling show when he has ,Rock or Rap involved

Probably hopes adding a little of the "E" in WWE now and again will maybe bring in the casual crowd somehow? It might be woefully misguided if that's the case, but I give the old guy credit for trying at least.

[owenbrown]

Really looking forward to the rap battle. Love rap music. So much talent involved.

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[slik]

Rusev should come out and put these Jabroni's in a camel clutch

[Triple A]

Chad Gable rules

[RP]

Poit is jerking off in a corner right now, watching Chad Gable.

[Frank Drebin]

Catching up...DID I MISS THE RAP BATTLE??

[RP]

Catching up...DID I MISS THE RAP BATTLE??

yep

Nigger was said 14 times.

[KIRA]

Is Jordon injured?

[ClockShot]

Uh oh.

Mojo is having second thoughts.

[Poit]

Poit is jerking off in a corner right now, watching Chad Gable.

That's not... entirely inaccurate.

[DAMN iNATOR]

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Epic typo in title...I sincerely hope freestyle rape isn't a thing.

[Triple A]

Is Jordon injured?

I don't think so...

[Emperor Smeat]

Catching up...DID I MISS THE RAP BATTLE??
Not yet.

[Shisen Kopf]

yep

Nigger was said 14 times.

:eek:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Uh oh.

Mojo is having second thoughts.

Something's definitely up...I get the sense Mojo could tease a heel turn or just turn outright tonight...

[owenbrown]

.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Carmella looking damn hot tonight.

[KIRA]

Love that this backfired on DB even tho he's a face.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh no...don't tell me they did something to the belt to make it glow...looks way too gaudy...looks like a freakin' kids toy now.

[Shisen Kopf]

Carmella looking damn hot tonight.

What is she? She has a chinky look about her.

[ClockShot]

Oh my god, they tricked out the Women's belt.

[KIRA]

Did they put day glo on the belt

[ClockShot]

That is uggggggggggggggggggggggggg-lee.

[RP]

What the fuk did Naomi do to the belt? Did Maddox shoot com dots all over it?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ellsworth didn't play a direct role in the outcome last week so WTF @ DB?!

[KIRA]

PLEASE GOD GIVE ME BRYAN V ELLSWORTH.

[Triple A]

Great, tyrant ass Daniel Bryan going to come out and abuse his authority and threaten Ellsworth's livelihood again...

[Triple A]

I hope Ellsworth smacks the taste out of his mouth

[DAMN iNATOR]

What is she? She has a chinky look about her.

Basically she's a spoiled brat from Brooklyn who thinks she's a "princess".

[Triple A]

Fuck Daniel Bryan

[ClockShot]

YEA! ELLSWORTH IS GONE............................for now.

[owenbrown]

Daniel abusing his power

[Shisen Kopf]

Basically she's a spoiled brat from Brooklyn who thinks she's a "princess".

I hate people who live in Brooklyn

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn fucking piece of shit tyrant asshole Bryan overstepping his bounds yet again...what a fucking surprise...:roll:

[Emperor Smeat]

So guess Bryan is still pissed at having to do a repeat of the Women's MitB match.

He's treated Ellsworth a lot more harshly than he ever did to the Miz I think.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I hate people who live in Brooklyn

Well, shit, man, why not just tell us how you really feel about Cryme Tyne (please don't)!

[Rebecca Reigns]

I wish John Cena would break Flair's record tonight. Cena is so dreamy, I love him in a man-on-man, penis-on-penis sort of way.

[RP]

what the fuck her belt is green now

WHAT THE FUCK

[ClockShot]

Dah. Lana.

Rusev should be out here for this.

[Rebecca Reigns]

Ew, Naomi gross. Bad enough New Day is on tv tonight, can't they give them their own show instead of forcing them all on RAW and Smackdown

[Triple A]

Basically she's a spoiled brat from Brooklyn who thinks she's a "princess".

She's from Staten Island!

[RP]

I hope Rusev comes out and helps Lana win the belt.

[KIRA]

CFO$ is a big fan of build up opening theme music

[RP]

The fucking belt is changing colors or i'm tripping the fuck out.

[DAMN iNATOR]

If Lana gets squashed again here, it would be painfully obvious they never meant for her to be taken seriously, which is just sad, as either show could use more serious contenders in their Women's Divisions.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol

[Frank Drebin]

lulz

[owenbrown]

bullshit

[ClockShot]

what the fuck her belt is green now

WHAT THE FUCK

LEDs are a wonderful thing.

[RP]

welp

[Triple A]

smh

[ClockShot]

I blinked, and it's over.

So sad.

[ClockShot]

?

[Frank Drebin]

Kick her ass, Seabass

[Emperor Smeat]

Lana-Naomi feud might be the biggest time waster feud Smackdown has had since the Brand Split started.

[RP]

So Tamina is gonna toughen Lana up?

[Poit]

That "Roman mains Hanzo" sign is wonderful.

[Frank Drebin]

...huh?

[Rebecca Reigns]

Tamina Reigns

[ClockShot]

Whoa Baron. Give the girl a heads up. Almost took her down.

[Emperor Smeat]

Not a good week for backstage interviews. Second day in a row someone gets randomly attacked.

[owenbrown]

who the fuck did Lana piss off?

[Frank Drebin]

WHERE ARE MIKE AND MARIA??

[ClockShot]

Rap battle is next.

Someone tell me when it's over.

*click*

[DAMN iNATOR]

She's from Staten Island!

You're right. My mistake. 😳

[Rebecca Reigns]

I am full of love.

[Shisen Kopf]

This rap battle is gonna be so good

[Shisen Kopf]

who the fuck did Lana piss off?

Would you let Lana pee on you?

[Frank Drebin]

who the fuck did Lana piss off?

She married Rusev and apparently thats......against WWE unwritten rules.....?

[Lock Jaw]

If they are just gonna job Lana out all the time, I wish they would stop cutting away from her entrance...... Think I have only seen them "stick with her entrance" once...... the rest of the time they cut away..........

[DAMN iNATOR]

who the fuck did Lana piss off?

Don't know if it's necessarily she pisses anybody off, I'm thinking it's all just slightly more of an elaborate gag than with Eva Marie, with the exception being that Lana actually (barely) competes.

[Lock Jaw]

Also, did Tamina just adopt Lana? Does this make her Rusev's step-mother?

[RP]

Would you let Lana pee on you?

i'd let her pee and poop in my mouth.

[Evil Vito]

Would you agree to be Rusev's prison bitch for one night in exchange for unlimited access to Lana for a week?

[owenbrown]

Would you let Lana pee on you?

A) That is an RP question

and 2) I don't want Rusev to murder me.

[owenbrown]

i'd let her pee and poop in my mouth.

See, Shisen? Told ya so.

[RP]

Mute button is getting some work tonight.

[Shisen Kopf]

See, Shisen? Told ya so.

If you could pee on any WWE woman, which one would you chose? Id say Alexa Piss

[Frank Drebin]

God....forgot about the Cole/JR feud. What a dark time.

[Emperor Smeat]

This better end in a massive brawl.

[KIRA]

Ooo they gonna have a West side story style Gang fight

[Shisen Kopf]

Love rap battles and the talented rapper Wale. So good.

[Lock Jaw]

Is Daniel Bryan one of those hood guys..... he promised on Talking Smack to be with The Usos for this.......

[Frank Drebin]

Why are there total randos on both sides?

[Emperor Smeat]

Holy shit.

[Poit]

Who is that muscular guy with the bowtie and powdered wig?

[KIRA]

New Day stole Adam Rose's old posse

[Frank Drebin]

Sex tapes are rated R now-a-days?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:O

[Frank Drebin]

Why are there total randos on both sides?

New Day stole Adam Rose old posse

That explains it. :y:

[ClockShot]

Is it over yet?

[KIRA]

Who is that muscular guy with the bowtie and powdered wig?

You fancy him do ya?

[GD]

That was a low blow. Damn!

[Rebecca Reigns]

I pee on black people

[Frank Drebin]

Everyone post pics of the sex tape. Triple A wants those in the wrestling forum for more clicks.

[Frank Drebin]

Is it over yet?

I feel like we still have 6 or 7 mins left

[Frank Drebin]

Mark Henry (purple unicorn) shrunk

[slik]

First Trimester Pooch Uso's

[Triple A]

Kofi Kingston sucks

[Evil Vito]

Everyone in that ring did coke before this segment.

[Emperor Smeat]

Right Uso can't stop laughing at the weeny joke.

[KIRA]

Usos aint supposed to laugh

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Who is that muscular guy with the bowtie and powdered wig?

Sort of looks like Corey Graves' wrestling brother.

[Lock Jaw]

Rated R line was good, but then they ruined it by repeating it

[RP]

This looks terrible.

[Triple A]

Rated R line was good, but then they ruined it by repeating it

Wouldn't it be rated X...

[slik]

Wale has CENA nuff of the USO's

[Frank Drebin]

WHERE ARE MIKE AND MARIA???

[Shisen Kopf]

Really good rapping here.

[Poit]

You fancy him do ya?

That's not an entirely inaccurate statement.

[Emperor Smeat]

Woods is sort of right about that Total Divas stuff. Usos got a lot more popular because of the show.

[RP]

Any comments about Paige yet?

[Rebecca Reigns]

Hey owenbrown you little punk ass *itch suck the uso's nuts! Roman Reigns family forever!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Any comments about Paige yet?

yes

[Emperor Smeat]

Usos were a lot better than New Day in the rap battle.

[Frank Drebin]

Any comments about Paige yet?

Kinda close, actually.

[slik]

who is the guy dressed as Elvis?

[Shisen Kopf]

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[slik]

The Demon Randall is in da house 2nite!

[slik]

Wish Aleister Black would show up and win the Battle Royal

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[slik]

Roundhouse kick

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[slik]

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[Frank Drebin]

That pic of Randy with his arms crossed and head tilted was strange looking.

[owenbrown]

nice knowing you, Aiden English #futureendeavored

[Lock Jaw]

Random cut to commercial as Aiden English starts singing again and Orton is "stirring".....

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Aiden having his song get cut off for a commercial.

[Evil Vito]

THE MOZART OF MELODYYYYYYYYY

[ClockShot]

Awkward time for a commercial/picture-in-picture.

[KIRA]

Aiden actually getting his licks in

[rez]

What have I missed?

[slik]

is he wearing starry nights tights

[Triple A]

Orton going to paralyze someone one day via haphazardly throwing them on their neck on the announce table

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Aiden English Wins

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Aiden English won a match and against Orton

[owenbrown]

AIDEN WINS!!!! by DQ

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:O

[Triple A]

Good win for Aiden English

[Emperor Smeat]

Orton going to paralyze someone one day via haphazardly throwing them on their neck on the announce table

Would be a bit of irony since he got Mr Kennedy fired by claiming he was reckless and Kofi's first big push killed for similar reasons back in the day.

[rez]

it's our lord and savior! the champ!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jinder kinda looking a little bit like an Indian Randy Savage.

[slik]

Jinder Mahal's entrance with the floor starting a fire that forms a 'Indian-looking-building' is cool IMO

GURUDAVE what is that type of building called?

[RP]

Randy taken a different tone now.

[Lock Jaw]

Nobody going to stop Orton from "punishing Jinder's ass" in a Punjabi Prison

[KIRA]

See Noid? I told you there was an element of that in Jinder's heel persona

[Triple A]

dumb ass fans cheering Orton saying he's going to send him "back to India"

[Rebecca Reigns]

I wish ROman Reigns would superman punch Orton and ISIS Mahal

[KIRA]

Kinda close, actually.

Damn I missed it what did they say

[RP]

Send Jindar back to Israel

[Lock Jaw]

Send Jinder back to Canada

[Lock Jaw]

Renee looking good tonight

[KIRA]

Breeze threw me for a sec

[RP]

Tanay Young

[slik]

Tye Dillenger lives!

[RP]

Breezfango might be the best thing going on wrestling.

[ClockShot]

THE MIRACLE!

[ClockShot]

Ha. Renee got a good laugh.

[KIRA]

Mike and Maria should always be played in

[Emperor Smeat]

Was that a production botch or something?

[slik]

Maria looks the same she did a decade ago

[slik]

wtf is happening lol

[Triple A]

Oh no technical difficulties

[ClockShot]

KICK HIS ASS BENNETT!

[Lock Jaw]

They should have The Power of Love as a theme

[slik]

Fire Kevin Dunn plz

[KIRA]

Maria looks the same she did a decade ago

You think thats impressive R Truth is 48 and looks the exact same way he did in 2002

[Triple A]

This show has been good and "a lot of fun" tonight!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fire Kevin Dunn plz

More like Kevin Dumb amirite

[RP]

Still laughing at Tanay Young.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Still laughing at Tanay Young.

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[Frank Drebin]

You think thats impressive R Truth is 48 and looks the exact same way he did in 2002

K-Kwik all day

[Lock Jaw]

GET ROWDY

[Triple A]

Seems unfair of tyrant piece of trash Daniel Bryan to force AJ Styles to wrestle TWICE in one night.

[Frank Drebin]

Ziggler to win and job to Owens? Styles winning too obvious.

Edit...nah. They wouldn't do heel v heel.

[Lock Jaw]

Mojo Rawley winning this!

[Frank Drebin]

That seems likely actually. He does fare well in battle royals.

[owenbrown]

AJ Styles wins

[Triple A]

Wonder if Ziggler will just hang off the ropes for 90% of the match like he does in the Royal Rumble

[ClockShot]

Dolph's out early.

Legit shocked.

[RP]

Welp

Dolph

[slik]

lol dolph

[Lock Jaw]

I wonder if Kenton Lane will report that The Colons have been re-hired!

[Triple A]

I wonder if Kenton Lane will report that The Colons have been re-hired!

Were they in the match? I didn't notice

[KIRA]

NOOOOO Luke Harper

[ClockShot]

And there we go.

[Frank Drebin]

Owens dropping massive truth bombs on commentary is great.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Owens being disgusted at Mojo's betrayal.

Legit stupid if they also start breaking up teams on Smackdown.

[Frank Drebin]

Feels like Tye's finisher has changed multiple times since getting called up. "Too close to Cena's" maybe?

[Frank Drebin]

Zayn gets pulled out by Mike and Maria?

[Lock Jaw]

Were they in the match? I didn't notice

Yeah, they were..... think they were gone after the commercial......

[KIRA]

Get Ready for Zayn v Owens re re re rematch

[Lock Jaw]

Feels like Tye's finisher has changed multiple times since getting called up. "Too close to Cena's" maybe?

Only changed once..... From dropping the back of their head on the knee to dropping the face on the knee.....

Probably because AJ Styles does the back of the head one as a regular move.

[Frank Drebin]

Well...I was 0/234 on my predictions for this match.

[Lock Jaw]

At the baseball game I covered last week, one of the players had AJ Styles' theme as his "walk up" music as he came to bat......

[slik]

wish they had a split screen during the commercial breaks of the battle royal

aj vs ko will be good I hope aj wins

[Lock Jaw]

I don't even know if Titus is a face now....... I guess he is.......

[slik]

Good SD overall, thread longer than RAW thread again

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tuesdays at 10 and Titus O'Neil is coming. Let's make it a win.

[Emperor Smeat]

wish they had a split screen during the commercial breaks of the battle royal

aj vs ko will be good I hope aj wins

That is the one match where going split screen would be perfect. Lot better than most of the time when commentators completely ignore stuff that occurred during the breaks.

Or better yet, do all the required commercials beforehand and have a battle royale not be interrupted by commercials.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

uraaah urrah urraaaah

[Lock Jaw]

Or better yet, do all the required commercials beforehand and have a battle royale not be interrupted by commercials.

Commercials don't work that way....

[Lock Jaw]

Recap of BRRRRAAAAUUUUNNN on 205 Live making it the best 205 Live ever.

(Not really, just joking)