OFFICIAL RAW 8/7 thread - Will Reigns or Strowman be the Last Man Standing?

[DAMN iNATOR]

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[ClockShot]

I've had the strangest feeling all day that I shouldn't bother watching tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot that RAW was in Toronto tonight......

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The winner of the Last Man Standing match between <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns">@WWERomanReigns</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/BraunStrowman">@BraunStrowman</a> is whoever can watch all 3 hours of RAW <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/894624814438207488">August 7, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Braun vs. Roman in a last man standing match? Hmmmm, enticing.

And, we start with MizTV.

Which I guess is a tad better than the usual opening promo.

[Lock Jaw]

Time for Jason Jordan's sweet MIDI theme!

[DaveWadding]

Joey Ryan is going to win the Last Man Standing match via DickFlip

[owenbrown]

Where is Miz's IC belt?

[Dark One]

Over-under on "bizarro world" mentions?

[KIRA]

Then stop holding it

[ClockShot]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK LES-NAR!

[Lock Jaw]

Brock Lesnar repping Smackdown colours

[ClockShot]

Ok. I'm hooked for the moment.

[Triple A]

Worried about Bo Dallas getting suplexed a bunch of times

[owenbrown]

who in the Miztourage is going to Suplex City, bitch, tonight?

[Triple A]

Guy in crowd really proud of his "Hey Miz... White Belts Are For Women!!!" sign

[owenbrown]

:lol: Miz

[KIRA]

Bo Dallas having flashbacks to the time he died via Brock suplexing the shit outta him.

[KIRA]

JOE IS OVER IN CANADA

[ClockShot]

Y'all dead.

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor Samoa Bo, never stood a chance against Lesnar.

[Triple A]

Bo Dallas landed like face first

[Lock Jaw]

RIP Team Miz

[Dark One]

Jesus Christ. Brock Lesnar moving at full speed is fucking terrifying.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOLWTF @ random Sharknado reference?

And why all of a sudden do we need a 5th movie in the series?! SMH

[KIRA]

I'm wondering how deep the investment the WWE has in Stroman like are they willing to feed him to Roman even tho it'll do shit to move his popularity meter?

[Frank Drebin]

That still sounds terrible. Stop it. Flames on the tron for 2 seconds don't make it better.

[Emperor Smeat]

If Rollins theme had more lyrics in it, the random "Burn It Down" line would at least sound better.

[Evil Vito]

BURN IT DOWWWWWWWN

[slik]

Just tuning into RAW, what have I missed?

[ClockShot]

The hell?

Burn it down? Burn down what?

[ClockShot]

Just tuning into RAW, what have I missed?

Brock destroyed the Miztourage.

[DAMN iNATOR]

The hell?

Burn it down? Burn down what?

(Chris Jericho voice): IT!

[Frank Drebin]

I'm not gonna get too hung up on "BURN IT DOWN" but it's just terrible sounding and its not going to get better. I still cringe every time someone says "Universal Championship"

[slik]

Brock destroyed the Miztourage.

Bo!

I would have liked that -- I will look it up on Twitter/YT

Thanks!

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm not gonna get too hung up on "BURN IT DOWN" but it's just terrible sounding and its not going to get better. I still cringe every time someone says "Universal Championship"

I bet you'd love it if the guy was screaming SHUT IT DOWN instead. :shifty:

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Brock's doing Brock things! <a href="https://t.co/4q4eSfhv3y">pic.twitter.com/4q4eSfhv3y</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/894713647519289344">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

I'm not gonna get too hung up on "BURN IT DOWN" but it's just terrible sounding and its not going to get better. I still cringe every time someone says "Universal Championship"

On a scale that includes "invisible pyro for Shinsuke Nakamura," I feel like "BURN IT DOWN" doesn't even register.

[ClockShot]

Ambrose has better things to do.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Now that I think about it, the BURN IT DOWN! line is somewhat reminiscent of the screamed BREAK IT DOWN! line from Hawkins and Ryders' Edgeheads theme "In the Middle of it Now".

[Lock Jaw]

"BURN IT DOWN" feels incomplete...... Feel like it should say "BURN IT THE GRRRRROOOUUUNNND"

[KIRA]

The passion of the Rollins continues

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose learned well from the 57 times his GOOD BUDDY Roman Reigns left him high and dry while he was getting mugged.

[slik]

go braun

[slik]

where is kurt angle's son, jason

[KIRA]

"Where is he?
He should be somewhere chillin he has nothing to do with this" I love Booker T

[Lock Jaw]

where is kurt angle's son, jason

Kurt Angle said that his son, Jason Jordan, has a match against Curtis Axel later.

[ClockShot]

Kurt Angle said that his son, Jason Jordan, has a match against Curtis Axel later.

But they gotta bring Curtis Axel back to life first.

[Frank Drebin]

Someone at WWE REALLY loves Machine Gun Kelly

[Dark One]

Someone at WWE REALLY loves Machine Gun Kelly

73% chance he's Vince's illegitimate son from one really fucked up night in Cleveland.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Ambrose revealing how terrible faces in the WWE are towards their friends when beatings happen.

[Lock Jaw]

OVERWHELMING response from the Canadian fans for Kurt Angle's son, Jason Jordan!

[ClockShot]

He dead, yo.

[Triple A]

no reaction.................

[Dark One]

Jason Jordan's theme still in the lead for Turd of the Year.

[DAMN iNATOR]

WOO JEAN-PIERRE GOULET!

[slik]

I wish Jason Jordan ran out and spun like Kurt Angle used to, with pyro everywhere

[Emperor Smeat]

Someone at WWE REALLY loves Machine Gun Kelly

Probably Kevin Owens since it increases the chances of Kelly showing up again and getting another powerbomb as a gift.

[Triple A]

Crowd gonna be behind the Canadian jobber over Jason Jordan

[Droford]

I've figured SS out.
Corbin is going to Rollins Lesnar to win the belt because it would be shocking

[KIRA]

Night complete theres Jordans theme

[Frank Drebin]

Big JJ fan, but he's dead in the water.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: "Lets Go Jobber" chants

[slik]

This man is officially Triple A's least favorite wrestler of all time

#Israel

[Lock Jaw]

Jason Jordan beating up the local talent, further endearing himself to the crowd!

[slik]

omg at those chants

[Dark One]

Is that Braden Walker's Quebecois cousin?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Jobber's name reminds me of TPWW poster Goulet.

[Frank Drebin]

I do love the world in the backstage of WWE where random jobbers are walking around like NPC's at all times.

[Lock Jaw]

Crowd going wild for Kurt Angle's son, Jason Jordan's impressive victory!

[KIRA]

Jordans theme sounds like it was recorded for a patriotic Tim Burton movie with a burning keyboard.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It means FUCK NIA!

[Frank Drebin]

Man.....crowd booing JJ....sorry guy

[Frank Drebin]

I know who can replace Bayley at SS:

https://68.media.tumblr.com/c438d8e9b4a5d627144daa67338d7891/tumblr_inline_os2urfxHMs1t4mggh_540.gif

[Dark One]

I know who can replace Bayley as SS:


Can't believe I'm out-scooping Smeat here, but... here's her rumored replacement...

https://ideagirlconsulting.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/santina-marella-wwe-pro-wrestler-diva.jpg?w=640

[Lock Jaw]

Is it not obvious, that as the other face on the roster, Sasha Banks will get the shot?

[Lock Jaw]

Bayley too injured to tie a ponytail

[RP]

Poor Bayley

[DAMN iNATOR]

Depressing moment of the night time now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

FIRE NIA!!! 👏👏-👏👏👏

[Frank Drebin]

I STILL believe Bayley can be a legit women's star, but they're doing everything they possibly can to make sure she isn't. If they ever want her to get there, they need to start by using this as an opportunity to get her off TV for a while.

[KIRA]

Depressing moment of the night time now.

Thats most of the show we're just more numb to it

[Dark One]

Depressing moment of the night time now.

DAMN iNATOR right now:

http://i.imgur.com/TbOi9j9.gif

[Dark One]

I STILL believe Bayley can be a legit women's star, but they're doing everything they possibly can to make sure she isn't. If they ever want her to get there, they need to start by using this as an opportunity to get her off TV for a while.

She'll come back as a heel. I guarantee it.

[Frank Drebin]

Wow.....

[Lock Jaw]

Bayley mentioning the boos and getting more boos because of it. Before was just disinterest.

[Theo Dious]

BOOLEY

[Triple A]

crowd is so mean

[Frank Drebin]

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS LOCK JAW.......

[Dark One]

Bayley mentioning the boos and getting more boos because of it. Before was just disinterest.

Bayley went to the Charlotte school of how not to handle a hostile crowd.

[Dark One]

BIZARRO WORLD COUNT: 1

[Lock Jaw]

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS LOCK JAW.......

TOOL TIME

[Triple A]

Guy in crowd really proud of his "Hey Miz... White Belts Are For Women!!!" sign

This guy is prob enthusiastically booing

[Dark One]

DAMN iNATOR currently trying to get a passport so he can go up there to murder every one of those fans.

[Frank Drebin]

crowd is so mean

She kinda goaded them into it. Could've ignored the 3 people trying to get heard on TV.

[Dark One]

Prepared for a "We like her better" chant.

[KIRA]

Damn Canada

[Triple A]

Poor Bayley... seems nightmarish

[RP]

Bayley if you cant tie your poney tail get the fuck out imo

[DAMN iNATOR]

DAMN iNATOR right now:

http://i.imgur.com/TbOi9j9.gif

Not gonna lie, that was NOT easy to get through.

[Frank Drebin]

Blame Canada

Fixed

[Frank Drebin]

TOOL TIME

THATS RIGHT!! BINFORD TOOLS IS PROUD TO PRESENT TIM "THE TOOL MAN" TAYLOR!! WOOOOOOO

[Emperor Smeat]

Why not just take the 2 winners of the Triple Threat and have them face off in a finals match to find Bliss' opponent instead of just making the title match at SummerSlam a Triple Threat.

[Evil Vito]

Al > Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor

[Triple A]

Why not just take the 2 winners of the Triple Threat and have them face off in a finals match to find Bliss' opponent instead of just making the title match at SummerSlam a Triple Threat.

I thought that is what they were doing? 2 triple threats, and the winners face each other next week, and the winner of that faces Bliss... unless they changed it just now and I wasn't paying attention

[Lock Jaw]

Al > Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor

I don't think so Vito.

[Lock Jaw]

Does RAW have 6 females?

[Triple A]

Does RAW have 6 females?

Alicia Fox vs. Emma vs. Sasha Banks

Dana Brooke vs. Mickie James vs. Nia Jax

[Lock Jaw]

Who would be in the other Triple threat match?

Nia Jax/Dana Brooke/????

[Frank Drebin]

Emma gets a full entrance, eh?

[Evil Vito]

Emma is so goddamn boner inducing.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh yeah, Mickie James exists.......

[KIRA]

Fuck Canada that's why they are stuck with a young,nice guy as a president.

and we have a 70yr old talking Mandrill's ass

[Lock Jaw]

I hope the fans root for Emma in this match......

[Dark One]

Does RAW have 6 females?

Based on the fact that Alicia Fox and Emma are both in this match, I think they have exactly six left on the roster and all of them are going to have to be used for two triple threats to happen.

[KIRA]

OH THANK YOU!

[owenbrown]

DAMMIT ALEXA DON'T 3 WEEK IN SURVIVOR :fu:

[Frank Drebin]

Oh yeah, Mickie James exists.......

Totally forgot about her until now.

[slik]

I love this crowd so much

[Frank Drebin]

Still an opportunity for The Welfare Queen to take a spot in the next match.

[Emperor Smeat]

I thought that is what they were doing? 2 triple threats, and the winners face each other next week, and the winner of that faces Bliss... unless they changed it just now and I wasn't paying attention

Thought for a moment it was a Triple Threat but Cole just mentioned its a singles match.

Then again was barely paying attention during the Bayley segment.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope the fans root for Emma in this match......

"Let's Go Emma" chants

Nice

[Frank Drebin]

I love this crowd so much

Feels like they were all forced to show up.

[Evil Vito]

I can't believe how much of an afterthought Emma has been the past few years. Maybe she's been rubbing people the wrong way lately by complaining online but even before that they did nothing with her.

She's a good wrestler, she appeals to an international market, and she's absolutely sensational looking. She's everything I'd have thought they'd want to be an important part of the division.

[Triple A]

Come on ref,,

[Dark One]

Referee adjusting his ear piece because Vince McMahon currently shrieking at him for not counting it like a shoot.

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ Emma lost

Match was pretty good overall.

[Dark One]

Did Sasha just punch Alicia Fox in the vagina to counter the ax kick?

[KIRA]

These heathen lumberjack fetishizing Canucks should be cheering Alicia Fox.

[Evil Vito]

These triple threat matches are pretty dumb when it's obviously gonna be Sasha vs Nia next week because WWE can't make anyone else look strong

[KIRA]

Does this mean Mickie James will be getting a shot? Thats almost as good as Alicia

[Lock Jaw]

These triple threat matches are pretty dumb when it's obviously gonna be Sasha vs Nia next week because WWE can't make anyone else look strong

Then I bet that match ends in a way where we get a triple threat at Summerslam with Bliss/Banks/Jax

[KIRA]

Stroman is a god

[Emperor Smeat]

Braun pulled a Big Show by sweating a lot while doing nothing.

[A.J.K]

These triple threat matches are pretty dumb when it's obviously gonna be Sasha vs Nia next week because WWE can't make anyone else look strong

Hell, they have Mickie James on the roster, Sasha vs Mickie.

[DAMN iNATOR]

RE: That triple threat result

EBFXTwv-WPM

[Shisen Kopf]

I love this crowd so much

I was in a rasslin crowd in Toronto before. I may have mentioned it before.

[Droford]

Nerds

[Lock Jaw]

Big Show interrupted by Medium Show and Small Show

[KIRA]

Seems like Canada should HATE Enzo with a passion

[Dark One]

NEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDS

[KIRA]

Good Brothers!

[Emperor Smeat]

So nobody is going to bother to ask Enzo why he's wearing his underwear outside of his pants?

[slik]

Enzo is Quailman now

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL Can The Revival ever stay healthy FFS?! :lol:

[RP]

They really have to give Enzo some sort of Hero push or this is all for nothing.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The face you pull when Vince McMahon hates your guts and wants to send you to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/205live?src=hash">#205live</a> / Fire you<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/4R1NdcE8sr">pic.twitter.com/4R1NdcE8sr</a></p>&mdash; HEEL TEM (@HEEL_TEM) <a href="https://twitter.com/HEEL_TEM/status/894729039633539072">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

anyone else thinking about that kate bush song "Babooshka" r/n or is it just me

[Triple A]

always have lots of trouble staying awake at around 9 PM on Mondays...

slept for like 16 hours today also

might fall asleep

[Lock Jaw]

RIP Enzo

[slik]

"babooshka babooshka something something quirky-high-pitched babooshka babooshka"

[RP]

BIG SHOW! BIG BLOW!!

[KIRA]

Might be first time ever Enzo got in offense

[DAMN iNATOR]

UGH...cringing at Show trying to start a HOW YOU DOIN'? chant.

[Droford]

I'm pretty sure Big Cass is blind to miss Big Show there

[Emperor Smeat]

This whole Cass vs Enzo/Show feud has been pretty bad overall.

Going to be one of those feuds where nobody looks good in the end or Big Show gets the last laugh when it should be Enzo getting the real revenge moment instead.

[Droford]

UGH...cringing at Show trying to start a HOW YOU DOIN'? chant.

Show you doin?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">For Those Of You Asking How The Attendance For Tonight's Crowd In Toronto Turned Out... Well I'll Just Let You See For Yourself <a href="https://t.co/0R0KYYxPWm">pic.twitter.com/0R0KYYxPWm</a></p>&mdash; SW (@SliceWrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/SliceWrestling/status/894729748135297025">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

"babooshka babooshka something something quirky-high-pitched babooshka babooshka"

@slik

Tonight, we dance the mamushka!

[RP]

Do we know what worlds Bray has eaten?

[Droford]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">For Those Of You Asking How The Attendance For Tonight's Crowd In Toronto Turned Out... Well I'll Just Let You See For Yourself <a href="https://t.co/0R0KYYxPWm">pic.twitter.com/0R0KYYxPWm</a></p>&mdash; SW (@SliceWrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/SliceWrestling/status/894729748135297025">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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They usually keep the seats behind cameras open

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">For Those Of You Asking How The Attendance For Tonight's Crowd In Toronto Turned Out... Well I'll Just Let You See For Yourself <a href="https://t.co/0R0KYYxPWm">pic.twitter.com/0R0KYYxPWm</a></p>&mdash; SW (@SliceWrestling) <a href="https://twitter.com/SliceWrestling/status/894729748135297025">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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The entire section around the hard camera being empty isn't unusual.

#FakeNews

[Lock Jaw]

Do we know what worlds Bray has eaten?

I have it on good authority that he ate Uranus.

[Ruien]

He'll, you can clearly see every thing is booked besides 1 section. Which was probably intentional.

[KIRA]

Do we know what worlds Bray has eaten?

JoJo's

[Ruien]

JoJo's

Very impressive

[Shisen Kopf]

Bray Wyatt needs a new gimmick. The rambling, nonsensical promos are so played out. Wish he would be a literal "eater of worlds" and call him self Capt. Fat the Buffet King

[Triple A]

weakly thinking "no..." @ anticipation of Bray Wyatt promo as i struggle to stay awake

[Droford]

Kicked his teeth down his neck..alright

[Triple A]

not gonna make it

[Droford]

Is this the first time they've ever let him cut a promo in the ring on Raw?

[KIRA]

It ceases to be cool when you call it out Finn

[Dark One]

not gonna make it

Suicide pact?

[RP]

Ok. RAW just jumped the shark, then rejumped the shark and then took the shark and fucked it in the butt and left it in a field somewhere.

[Droford]

Ok. RAW just jumped the shark, then rejumped the shark and then took the shark and fucked it in the butt and left it in a field somewhere.

Sharknado 6 Wrestleshark Revenge

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/the-shark-wcw-nitro-from-tsunami.png?w=650&h=494

[KIRA]

TO WHAT END BRAY? TO WHAT END?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ok. RAW just jumped the shark, then rejumped the shark and then took the shark and fucked it in the butt and left it in a field somewhere.

So that's the plot of Sharknado 5...

[Frank Drebin]

Raw is getting moved to the B tv unless Welfare Queen shows up.

[Evil Vito]

Bray Wyatt kinda sucks ass

[KIRA]

I remember when THQ was making the WWE games *sigh*

[Dark One]

Ok. RAW just jumped the shark, then rejumped the shark and then took the shark and fucked it in the butt and left it in a field somewhere.

So that's the plot of Sharknado 5...

Only on Cinemax after 1AM.

[Droford]

Just realized the Shark had similar face paint to the Demon Finn Balor..hmm

[Droford]

So that's the plot of Sharknado 5...

Your behind 5 was on last night

[KIRA]

Bray is the epitome of directionless. Goldust and R-truth have more direction and purpose

[Droford]

Odds that Rollins comes out to save Ambrose even when he didn't get the help from him earlier?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Just realized the Shark had similar face paint to the Demon Finn Balor..hmm

Also, sharks have fins. Coincidence? I think not.

[KIRA]

Cesaro just killed his and Sheamus's push

[Dark One]

Also, sharks have fins. Coincidence? I think not.

God damnit. Now I have to pull out this GIF again.

http://i.imgur.com/9QQLYmd.gif

[Droford]

Also, sharks have fins. Coincidence? I think not.

Finn Balor is John Tentas illegitimate son

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;Okay, play it cool, play it cool. Hopefully nobody made a gif of that...&quot; <a href="https://t.co/AQCFLzrubv">pic.twitter.com/AQCFLzrubv</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/894735620949409792">August 8, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

I really hope someone was ringside taking pics a will post on the net. I wanna see Bray scurrying out from under the ring and then back under the ring in that segment.

[Dark One]

Booker T reading too much fan fiction lately.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I remember when THQ was making the WWE games *sigh*

I think 2k kept most of the staff since it would be too hard/cost too much to start from scratch.

[Droford]

https://pwhistorylesson.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/earthquake_9001wwfrumble.png

Almost a dead ringer for the jobber earlier

[Dark One]

Corey going to ask Booker if he's having a stroke and smelling burnt toast any minute again now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

God damnit. Now I have to pull out this GIF again.

http://i.imgur.com/9QQLYmd.gif

And now I have to bust out my response GIF again.

https://media.tenor.com/images/5c86410dff4753f868e3aa24a4253d7e/tenor.gif

[Dark One]

If Cesaro was against anybody other than Ambrose, I'd never believe for even a split second that he was actually going to suplex somebody from the top of the LED ring post to the outside.

With Ambrose, I figured that was way more likely than Ambrose countering into a regular suplerplex.

[KIRA]

Cesaro has better balance than Kofi

[Emperor Smeat]

Would be happy if Ceasro busted out the Dominator from that Torture Rack-like hold.

[KIRA]

Backbreaker actually looks like it feels really good

[slik]

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[RP]

Does anyone ever wonder why Cesaro wears that tape on his shoulders?

[RP]

Does anyone ever wonder how the fuck that tape prevents or helps any injury ever?

[Dark One]

Cesaro is so fucking GOODT.

[RP]

If that tape is not meant for a look, then it's a mental thing and that is sad. Because that tape does nothing for the body at all.

[KIRA]

Does anyone ever wonder why Cesaro wears that tape on his shoulders?
I remember back when I frist saw it thought it was a god-awful Tattoo

[Emperor Smeat]

Does anyone ever wonder why Cesaro wears that tape on his shoulders?
Think Ceasaro mentioned it in a past interview about it helping keep his shoulder from being hurt again and reduce the stress being put on his muscles.

[KIRA]

Lunatic Lariat?



Christ, this company

[Lock Jaw]

Good match

Makes me really miss Cesaro as a singles competitor

[KIRA]

Renee obviously fully excepts that she'll be wheeling Ambrose around in his retirement

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins over the past month is like some of the best character development WWE has done in years, since like #AJAll

[Dark One]

"HUG IT OUT!" "HUG IT OUT!" "HUG IT OUT!"

[Lock Jaw]

That's the hottest I have heard a crowd in awhile

[KIRA]

Ambrose in perfect curb stomp position.........

[Dark One]

http://images.medicaldaily.com/sites/medicaldaily.com/files/2015/06/10/blue-balls.jpg

[KIRA]

WWE masters of not taking advantage of the height of an angle and dragging it out further

[Dark One]

I feel like when that fist bump finally happens, we're talking like a Punk-winning-at-MitB-2011 type pop.

[Droford]

Lunatic Lariat?



Christ, this company

Thank Mauro Ranallos alliteration obsession for that one

[KIRA]

Curtis Axel was reunited with his father today courtesy of Brock Lesnar

[Dark One]

Since Talking Smack's cancellation, I haven't been able to finish an episode of 205 Live. I just skip straight to NXT on Wednesday evenings, and I can never sit and finish 205 Live during lunch breaks the rest of the week.

[Droford]

Cruiser title looks like the Shotgun Saturday Night championship

[Dark One]

Lunatic Lariat?



Christ, this company

Thank Mauro Ranallos alliteration obsession for that one

Way better than Cole attempting to christen it "the Wacky Line"

#NeverForget

[KIRA]

I feel like when that fist bump finally happens, we're talking like a Punk-winning-at-MitB-2011 type pop.

Hope they pull the trigger soon

[Lock Jaw]

Same.... I actually started to enjoy 205 Live more than weekly NXT, but without the promise of Talking Smack afterwards, there is no "incentive" for me to watch it......

[Emperor Smeat]

I feel like when that fist bump finally happens, we're talking like a Punk-winning-at-MitB-2011 type pop.

So basically expect the whole thing to unravel or no longer feel special a week or two later?

[KIRA]

Way better than Cole attempting to christen it "the Wacky Line"

#NeverForget

I just.....ugh......

[Lock Jaw]

Titus O'Neil face turn definitely one of the strangest......

[Dark One]

Titus O'Neil face turn definitely one of the strangest......

Titus Worldwide has to be up there on the list of gimmicks that shouldn't have made it but somehow got over.

[KIRA]

Does Tozowa really need Titus?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Way better than Cole attempting to christen it "the Wacky Line"

#NeverForget

Let's also never forget his previous atrocities for a brief period of time claiming Cena was "spoiling for a fight".

[KIRA]

I never ever wanna hear Cole say "Lit" again

[KIRA]

Disturbing hearing Titus refer to Akira Tozowa as "property"

[Dark One]

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Maybe he's Mae Young's great grandnephew and looking for his long-lost cousin.

[KIRA]

Hyperberic chamber does not work that way

[Dark One]

IT'S RAINING YEN

[RP]

I'm pretty sure Renee is standing over a bucket for her pussy wetness during this Reigns interview

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/JFeU6be.gif

[Dark One]

Mickie / Dana / Nia? Or will we see the return of Paige or Summer Rae?

[KIRA]

How do they not realize him mentioning Taker makes him a heel?

[Emperor Smeat]

Titus Worldwide has to be up there on the list of gimmicks that shouldn't have made it but somehow got over.

Yeup. If there was ever a Slammy for Most Unlikely Gimmick to Become Popular, it would be in the running with Jericho's List for this year.

[RP]

Mickie / Dana / Nia? Or will we see the return of Paige or Summer Rae?

You know what would be fresh. How about a " Bray " like moment where Paige appears out of nowhere to help some woman out? That would be new.

( WWE will steal this idea like the others they've stolen from me )

[Lock Jaw]

I WONDER WHO WILL WIN THIS MATCH?!

[KIRA]

Mickie / Dana / Nia? Or will we see the return of Paige or Summer Rae?

Give it to Micke

Dana has no momentum and Nia can't wrestle

Paige is busy getting in slap fights with Del Rio presumably over misplaced cocaine.

Summer Rae.....Summer Rae.

[Droford]

They could just save 5 minutes and let Ni a Jax win via forefeits

[Dark One]

Yeup. If there was ever a Slammy for Most Unlikely Gimmick to Become Popular, it would be in the running with Jericho's List for this year.

I feel like Titus Worldwide has to get the nod over The List, because The List had Jericho going for it. Titus Worldwide has goddamn Titus O'Neil and Apollo Crews.

[Dark One]

Mickie is in the ring with Nia Jax and Dana Brooke...

I sure hope her insurance is paid up.

[KIRA]

Telegraphing Nia's win by giving her an entrance

[Droford]

Rip Dana Brooke

[Dark One]

"I can't even explain what she just did to Dana."

Probably because it wasn't an actual maneuver.

[Lock Jaw]

Shocked by this result