View Full Version : Michael Bay set for live-action "Dora The Explorer" (2019)
You can't make this shit up:
http://collider.com/dora-the-explorer-movie-michael-bay/
What a world we live in. What a time to be alive. Michael Bay will be producing a live-action "Dora The Explorer" and possibly direct as well. While story details are being kept under wraps, the live-action film will reportedly center on a teenage Dora, who moves to the city to live with her cousin Diego. Paramount is keen on the project and eyeing a 2019 release date, which means the wheels should start spinning on this one pretty fast.
Dora the Explorer ran on Nickelodeon from 2000 to 2014, following the adventures of a bilingual American Latina and her monkey, Boots, as they solved puzzles and riddles.
owenbrown
10-23-2017, 08:31 PM
*checks calendar*
*sees it's October 23rd not April 1st*
FUCK THIS PLANET
Destor
10-23-2017, 08:34 PM
I hope its like tomb raider for preteens
Kalyx triaD
10-23-2017, 08:43 PM
That would be the safest take. Other than that I can't imagine how this came to be.
Probably gonna be better than Avatar, tho.
We don't deserve to survive as a species when is that fucking asteroid gonna get here
I'm scared knowing how Bay normally handles members of the opposite sex in his films this could get real disturbing.
Sepholio
10-23-2017, 09:28 PM
What kind of car does Dora transform into?
Droford
10-23-2017, 11:01 PM
A Ford Explorer
Kalyx triaD
10-23-2017, 11:11 PM
I'm thinking Lil JLo from TF5 will be Dora.
Bay's characterization of females characters do stay pretty, but they honestly do more in regard to plot than people think, no matter how silly the plots are.
Lock Jaw
10-24-2017, 12:18 AM
Maybe he thought it was called Dora the Explosion
Can’t wait to not watch this :y:
Tom Guycott
10-24-2017, 06:48 AM
Gritty reboot.
Audience participation, but more "Rocky Horror Picture Show" than little kids pointing at the plot device.
Boots will be some sort of giant CGI gorilla. Backpack/Map will be like Stark's Spider-Man suit. Swiper will actually be a human guy.
Blue Demon
10-24-2017, 09:04 AM
I wonder how many awkward pauses will be included in this movie.
Seanny One Ball
10-24-2017, 02:16 PM
I'll hang on until Ron Howard adapts the "Magic School Bus" or Milos Foreman attempts a gritty Carmen San Diego reboot.
Danny Electric
10-24-2017, 06:37 PM
Swiper no swiping .
Destor
10-24-2017, 06:44 PM
In this version swiper did 3 tours in iraq
SNIPER NO SNIPING
Destor
10-24-2017, 06:44 PM
I recognize that joke was bad but I stand beside it
Lock Jaw
10-24-2017, 07:15 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/TnpTcrtsN3U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Destor
10-24-2017, 07:17 PM
Thats exactly what i had in my head
Kalyx triaD
10-24-2017, 08:31 PM
I'd beat.
Lock Jaw
10-24-2017, 09:12 PM
I'd beat.
What does this mean
What would you beat
?
Destor
10-24-2017, 09:13 PM
Im down to two options
1. His meat
2. That pussy
Destor
10-24-2017, 09:14 PM
Eitherway she is underage YOU MONSTER
Sepholio
10-24-2017, 09:19 PM
Pedophile triaD
Sepholio
10-24-2017, 09:20 PM
Eitherway she is underage YOU MONSTER
She's not any more lol
Tom Guycott
10-24-2017, 10:10 PM
I'll hang on until Ron Howard adapts the "Magic School Bus" or Milos Foreman attempts a gritty Carmen San Diego reboot.
I know that was a joke and all, but that I might actually be down for. Make it along the lines of the cartoon, not the game or gameshow, though... even though a Rockapella cameo would be neat. Just have them as bums singing on the street corner around a lighted oil drum somewhere.
Kalyx triaD
10-24-2017, 10:20 PM
I would like to have sexual relations with Ariel Winter. Who appears in the youtube video. Because saying I'd have sex with Dora the cartoon child is not a thing I'd do.
Lock Jaw
10-24-2017, 10:33 PM
That video is from 5 years ago, she would have still been underage in that.
Kalyx triaD
10-24-2017, 10:35 PM
It's not a time travel fuck.
Destor
10-24-2017, 10:36 PM
Yeah i get that. I was watchimg ET the other day and was like daaaaaaaaamn id smash drew Barrymore
Lock Jaw
10-24-2017, 10:37 PM
Imagine if your penis could go back in time (but just your penis)
Kalyx triaD
10-24-2017, 10:55 PM
Hmm...
...I'd fuck up the past for sure.
Fignuts
10-25-2017, 01:21 AM
Joan of Arc would get it
Kalyx triaD
10-25-2017, 02:25 AM
Yeah she's hot.
Sepholio
10-25-2017, 03:00 AM
Brotherhood of the Time Travelling Penis
Coming winter 2018
Tom Guycott
10-25-2017, 03:25 AM
Whoa! Whoa! Not too loud! this is a Michael Bay thread after all...
Droford
10-28-2017, 03:37 PM
I know that was a joke and all, but that I might actually be down for. Make it along the lines of the cartoon, not the game or gameshow, though... even though a Rockapella cameo would be neat. Just have them as bums singing on the street corner around a lighted oil drum somewhere.
They would need to sing the theme song over the credits at least. I have their CD and still listen to it every now and then.
Also bonus points for Greg Lee cameo.
Maybe he thought it was called Dora the Explosion
Dora The Exploder
Tom Guycott
10-29-2017, 10:15 PM
They would need to sing the theme song over the credits at least. I have their CD and still listen to it every now and then.
Also bonus points for Greg Lee cameo.
Actually, if she hadn't passed, Lynne Thigpen could have been The Chief of ACME. Less gameshow host, more Amanda Waller, though.
Back to Dora... what are the running odds that Bay casts some barely legal chick so she resembles old school Lara Croft with modded Dora clothes?
Kalyx triaD
10-30-2017, 12:49 AM
Very little. T5 had kids and his improv style fits with kids involved.
Swiss Ultimate
10-30-2017, 11:25 AM
Joan of Arc would get it
Yeah she's hot.
The chick from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?
Evil Vito
10-30-2017, 11:42 AM
Fake news.
Michael Bay is not involved in the movie (http://comicbook.com/movies/2017/10/26/dora-the-explorer-live-action-film-michael-bay-movie/)
Kalyx triaD
10-30-2017, 12:54 PM
Quite a few spots reported it but... okay. Lol
Fignuts
10-30-2017, 05:30 PM
Well now I'm not interested at all.
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