RAW thread - 12.4.17

[slik]

Someone had to make one!

[slik]

tonight is the night

[ClockShot]

Where's Braun?

[Evil Vito]

I'll give it to WWE, at least they're rolling with Jordan as a heel.

[slik]

I feel like Seth/Dean vs Cesaro/Sheamus is going to be one of those feuds where they wrestle every single week on RAW.

[Emperor Smeat]

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[KIRA]

Tell me they are working toward Jordan turning heel

[owenbrown]

go away Jason Jordan

[ClockShot]

Gotta be getting close to the end with this storyline.

[Evil Vito]

I feel like Seth/Dean vs Cesaro/Sheamus is going to be one of those feuds where they wrestle every single week on RAW.

It already has been tbh

[Dark One]

Jason Jordan is 2017 Vickie Guerrero.

[owenbrown]

let's watch Super Roman bury Samoa Joe tonight :nono:

[owenbrown]

Jason Jordan is 2017 Vickie Guerrero.

Don't insult Vickie Guerrero :mad:

[KIRA]

It took them mere weeks with Jordon to just say fuck it turn him heel

[slik]

Owen, give Roman a chance! You might like him after you do!

[slik]

J/K @owen!!

[KIRA]

The minute he opens his mouth....

[KIRA]

You still suck chants

[KIRA]

The Burial of joe starts tonight

[ClockShot]

Well, Joe sorta does have home field advantage tonight.

[slik]

"I've been on a lot of chairs"

weird thing to say

[Dark One]

Jason Jordan being written like a chode was just another plot on the line to get people to cheer Roman.

Fully expect them to put Roman across the ring from Hitler before Mania.

[KIRA]

Roman has a worse fake laugh than Rollins

[KIRA]

Jason Jordan being written like a chode was just another plot on the line to get people to cheer Roman.

Fully expect them to put Roman across the ring from Hitler before Mania.

Get ready to cheer the Reich then

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess Jordan wants to take a nap soon.

[KIRA]

Joe instructed not to talk down to Roman and treat him like an equal its disgusting

[owenbrown]

Jason Jordan and Samoa Joe buried in one night?

[ClockShot]

Ho ho, Roman's pulling double duty tonight?

[KIRA]

Giving Roman the Superman treatment I already hate the start of this show

[slik]

100% guarantee when Jason Jordan 'turns heel' on Kurt he will put him in the ankle lock while Michael Cole reacts 'in horror'.

[KIRA]

Jason Jordan and Samoa Joe buried in one night?

They want to make sure to only build one star every 20 yrs

[Emperor Smeat]

Giving Roman the Superman treatment I already hate the start of this show

On the bright side, at least he didn't give a long winded monologue like Cena would do countless times.

[KIRA]

On the bright side, at least he didn't give a long winded monologue like Cena would do countless times.

I can somewhat tolerate it from Cena people like Triple H doing it is murder on my sanity

[KIRA]

"SHUT UP WHEN GROWN FOLKS IS TALKIN MAN":lol:

Why do you people not want booker on commentary?

[ClockShot]

Joe just chillin' on the top of the ramp.

Guess he wasn't invited to the table for commentary.

[Shisen Kopf]

Kurt Angle is Jordan's FAKE FATHER. This is shit. Pretending to be his real father TERRORIST!

[slik]

Michael Cole sounds really annoyed by Booker T tonight

[ClockShot]

Another commercial.

This match should have been over by now.

[owenbrown]

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS MATCH STILL GOING ON?!

[slik]

Leesa Mattress

[slik]

It's a good match so far @ owen

[KIRA]

Michael Cole sounds really annoyed by Booker T tonight

He needs to deal with it we've had to listen to his fake excitement and poor commentary for decades.

[slik]

jurassic world fallen kingdom yaaassss

[ClockShot]

That was..........weird.

[owenbrown]

OH LOOK! ROMAN REIGNS WON! I AM SO FUCKING SHOCKED!
:roll:

[slik]

That was a really good match

[ClockShot]

That knee must be a-ok, Jason Jordan.

[Emperor Smeat]

Reigns-Jordan match was pretty good. Reigns Superman Punch is still arguably the worst setup move in the WWE though.

Really hope this won't be like last week where it became obvious the only thing WWE cared or put any real effort in the show was the Reigns match.

[KIRA]

See unlike Roman (who just sucks) Jordan sucks on the mic but he is fantastic in the ring

[Savio]

"Stone Cold used to stun faces, Roman should punch them!"

[KIRA]

So Roman is just a dick

[A.J.K]

See unlike Roman (who just sucks) Jordan sucks on the mic but he is fantastic in the ring

This.

[Emperor Smeat]

Not a good night for Jordan so far.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

THAT WAS GREAT!

[Dark One]

Jordan currently going through his Terrible Twos

[Dark One]

Jordan currently going through his Terrible Twos

Now he's going through his ghost years.

[owenbrown]

So how long before Asuka murders Paige's new stable?

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of hope WWE loses their recent trademark request for Absolution because its such a terrible name for a stable.

[owenbrown]

Kind of hope WWE loses their recent trademark request for Absolution because its such a terrible name for a stable.

better than a porn name

[ClockShot]

Riot Squad is off on the right foot more than Absolution, imo.

[Dark One]

Not sure we needed a five minute recap segment for a storyline that's gone on for two weeks, but, hey, gotta fill three hours.

[Black Widow]

OH LOOK! ROMAN REIGNS WON! I AM SO FUCKING SHOCKED!
:roll:As he should of.

[rez]

i'm baaaaaaaaack. this is my house

[rez]

damnnnn Cole getting told

[Black Widow]

Raw is Alexa

[ClockShot]

Already after 9 and this is only the 2nd match.

[owenbrown]

does WWE owe the sponsors a lot of money with all these commercial breaks?

[Black Widow]

They should do a illegitimate storyline with Baylee being Heyman's daughter.

[Emperor Smeat]

That last exchange Cole had with Alexa was really bad.

[Black Widow]

Already after 9 and this is only the 2nd match.
Well they were good one's so figured that's all that matters to internet.

[Dark One]

#Roadbacktomyhouse

Get the fuck out.

[Emperor Smeat]

Paige-Sasha match was good but didn't need to be that long just for the shenanigans ending to happen.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Kurt's reaction to the Drifter

[owenbrown]

Elias gonna be squashed by Kane or Braun isn't he?

[KIRA]

Seriously where is this push coming from Kane is like 50 and how is him being lord mayor some hick town gonna help the WWE?

[Emperor Smeat]

So did WWE forget to write like 20-30 minutes of show this week?

Another really long recap video that didn't really need to be.

[ClockShot]

Really?

Nia Jax and Enzo?

[ClockShot]

So did WWE forget to write like 20-30 minutes of show this week?

Another really long recap video that didn't really need to be.

For a big city like L.A. I'd figure they'd go above and beyond juuuuuuuuuuuuust a little bit.

Nope.

[Dark One]

What the fuck was that?

Nia's going to have Enzo's lovechild and it's going be a goddamn jar of marinara, isn't it?

[KIRA]

Enzo like them big gals

[A.J.K]

Enzo looked bewildered just then.

[KIRA]

Sitting in the crowd for a 3 hr show and all youve seen is a bunch of backstage videos and promo packs GREAT WAY to get people to wanna drop 9.99 on your shitty network

[Black Widow]

Isn't Nia like a 100 pounds over the weight limit?

[Savio]

I would give up being a police officer in Chicago too.

[KIRA]

Crowd finally found a reason to stir from their naps but WWE will make sure to lull them back to sleep soon enough

[ClockShot]

Vince probably having a stroke backstage with all this flippy floppy business going on.

[Evil Vito]

GULAK!!! LONG LIVE POWERPOINT!

[KIRA]

Vince probably having a stroke backstage with all this flippy floppy business going on.

"tone it down damnit tell the story of the match!"

TELL THEM TO KEEP IT ON THE MAT!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Gulak won a match on RAW

[ClockShot]

Extended honeymoon for Renee?

[Dark One]

Good for national treasure Drew Gulak.

Also nice to see them loosen the reins on the cruiserweights and them have a fantastic match.

[KIRA]

That makes sense Gulak is the second most over dude in the division

[rez]

At least there's no Balls in attendance

[KIRA]

Elias! I need to go get my ears ready for the miracle they are about to receive

[owenbrown]

do the writers even give a fuck anymore?

[KIRA]

do the writers even give a fuck anymore?

The fact that the Cruiserweights got to do their thing it feels like no one is at the helm cause the match didn't suck

[rez]

WWE Network gift card? let's see..who do I hate in my life..

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[KIRA]

I hate my boss

I hate my family

I will stab anyone wishing me a Merry Christmas with an ice pick or giving this WWE card might be the worst thing I can do tio them

[owenbrown]

Elias gonna be squashed by Kane or Braun isn't he?

[rez]

Happy Holidays, Kira

[KIRA]

That song spoke to my soul

[KIRA]

Happy Holidays, Kira

You I like don't ruin it with holiday cheer

[Emperor Smeat]

So Elias' reward for having a really good match last week with Reigns and looking like he was heading in a great direction was to just get brutally squashed the next week.

Making things worse is feeding Elias just for this Kane-Strowman feud that won't end.

[Savio]

For a second I thought he had his voice box back.

[rez]

Don't worry. My boss calls me Grinch. You're in good company.

[Dark One]

At first, I was pissy they were feeding Elias to Strowman after he was kind of legitimized by his match with Roman last week.

Then I remembered that Strowman is 2017's Stone Cold Steve Austin and this is no different than Austin stunning the shit out of the entire roster for two hours straight, and that's cool as hell.

[KIRA]

Heres hoping the opponent for Asuka has notified her next of kin

[rez]

Dana?

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor Alicia, Asuka is going to beat the crazy out of her.

[Savio]

"and I finally got a T-shirt" lol

[KIRA]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Emperor Smeat]

What an amazing big boot by Alicia. Managed to flip Asuka with it.

[KIRA]

NOOO

[KIRA]

PLEASE NO

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE's teasing a potential Paige-Asuka matchup way too early.

[KIRA]

that boot was beautiful still....NOOOOOOOOO

[KIRA]

Alica no... but yay Asuka...I'm conflicted this match hurt my heart

[KIRA]

What are they doing to Alicia???


I hope those bitches die in a fire live again and then die.

[Savio]

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Targeting the furry demo.

[KIRA]

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Targeting the furry demo.

Yes I do have that shirt I don't give a fuck what anybody says

[slik]

I fell asleep for an hour but it doesn't sound like I missed much tbh

[Savio]

They should have a Furry stable on 205Live

[Shisen Kopf]

Finn Balor sucks

[Emperor Smeat]

I fell asleep for an hour but it doesn't sound like I missed much tbh

Whole show has been really skipable so far.

[Evil Vito]

Unless this is a quick match, there's not gonna be any time for Woken Matt. After they finally started doing the angle after all these months.

[Dark One]

"Bo Dallas a force to be reckoned with."

Wat.

[Dark One]

Unless this is a quick match, there's not gonna be any time for Woken Matt. After they finally started doing the angle after all these months.

He did say he was going to take care of Bray's demons.

Perhaps his DEMON KING.

[Evil Vito]

He did say he was going to take care of Bray's demons.

Perhaps his DEMON KING.

That's what I was thinking. Balor/Matt seems like it could be a decent program before the inevitable Matt/Bray feud.

[Emperor Smeat]

Finn having a normal double stomp move seems a bit redundant considering his finisher is also a double stomp but from the top rope.

[Evil Vito]

HERE WE GO

[A.J.K]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[A.J.K]

That's what I was thinking. Balor/Matt seems like it could be a decent program before the inevitable Matt/Bray feud.

Matt just tweeted about finn.

[Dark One]

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[A.J.K]

Shivering with Antici............PATION!

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I communicated with Jason Jordan's SOUL following his <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> battle. This RAPSCALLION has only dwelled in one previous VESSEL before this one. And it was one of a JACKASS.<br><br>How utterly APROPOS.</p>&mdash; #WOKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) <a href="https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/937859691727618048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 5, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

Cannot believe how much I'm marking out for a gimmick that's been dead for nine months interrupting a gimmick that's been dead for like three years.

[Emperor Smeat]

Matt managed to do what nobody has ever done before by breaking Bray's typical rambling promo.

Also :lol: at the debut of Woken Hardy being in the piss break spot of the show.

[Dark One]

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[owenbrown]

holy fucking shit

[Evil Vito]

I loved everything about that! SOMEBODY HOLD ME.

[Blonde Moment]

seems to get the crowd worked up some so I guess it did it's job

[A.J.K]

THAT WAS DELIGHTFUL!!!

[Dark One]

It finally happened and it was wonderful.

I don't know how, but, uh, my earthly vessel is ready for one more great war.

[Dark One]

If you had told me that Matt Hardy would be legally blocked from using his CONDEESHUN in WWE, was going to be abandoned and left to wallow as a nostalgia act on Superstars/Main Event while his brother was out for surgery, and then he was going to be #WOKEN in a throw away segment with Bray Wyatt, I'd have said it would be a disappointment and probably die.

And yet, here we are. I marked out more for that than AJ beating Jinder for the title in England, and I don't know how that makes me feel.

[Evil Vito]

Matt cutting off Bray's laugh with his own was fantastic.

[Evil Vito]

My face hurts from smiling so much. Fuck that was great.

[rez]

Woken Matt was the real main event. Fuck this match..no one cares.

[Evil Vito]

I'm sure this match will be good and all.....but I've already peaked. Man that promo was great.

[Dark One]

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[Destor]

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I dont get it

[GD]

This match is quite interesting.

[GD]

Damn. What a way to end a cool match :nono:

[Dark One]

I dont get it

It's Hiromu Takahashi, but a 40 to 3000 year old time traveling wizard with a penchant for green beans and a weird accident.

[GD]

Whoa! We are already 11 mins overtime.

[Dark One]

This episode of Raw is going to go until WWE week starts next week.

[Evil Vito]

Joe & The Bar vs. The Shield will be a hot 6-man

[Dark One]

Roman Reigns is the worst friend in fucking history.

Good ol' fashion Attitude Era schmozz to end the night and refill some heat in a feud.

[Evil Vito]

Reigns is a worse friend than John Cena was to Zack Ryder

[Tom Guycott]

Jason Jordan and Samoa Joe buried in one night?

They want to make sure to only build one star every 20 yrs

... until there is another slew of injuries and they get desperate and try to plug any ol' random in where they need them OR call back some established Attitude Era star instead of having enough credible talent available.

100% guarantee when Jason Jordan 'turns heel' on Kurt he will put him in the ankle lock while Michael Cole reacts 'in horror'.

"Where did this come from?! What is going through the mind of Jason Jordan; with a *vicious* attack on his father, Kurt Angle?!"

[Tom Guycott]

For some reason, when Roman hit that half crab, I pictured Lance Storm shrugging and saying "... dafuq?"

[slik]

WOKEN Matt was fantastic. I legit laughed out loud during the Wyatt/Hardy segment. The highlight of RAW.

[Tom Guycott]

Really?

Nia Jax and Enzo?

What the fuck was that?

Nia's going to have Enzo's lovechild and it's going be a goddamn jar of marinara, isn't it?

Enzo looked bewildered just then.

Isn't Nia like a 100 pounds over the weight limit?

Lucky for him, she's not like most girls.

And he's prob'ly gonna find out. And like it. And it's going to turn into Stevie Richards/Jazz 2.0. Or Stevie Richards/Victoria, and she'll be more effective than BIG (C)ASS as a bodyguard.

[DrA]

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He said liberry instead of library I think.

[Tom Guycott]

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Targeting the furry demo.

Yes I do have that shirt I don't give a fuck what anybody says

They should have a Furry stable on 205Live

The return of Adam Rose and the Rosebuds, all of whom are treated as active competitors on the 205 Live roster, including The Bunny.

The way she mentioned having a shirt somehow reminded me of R-Truth's rant at the merchandise stand back when the truth set him free: "... ZACK RYDER GOT A T-SHIRT?!?"

And that shirt is missing a captain's hat.

[Tom Guycott]

It's Hiromu Takahashi, but a 40 to 3000 year old time traveling wizard with a penchant for green beans and a weird accident.

... and vehemently hates mustard.

[Lock Jaw]

Watched/fast forwarded through the show....

Jason Jordan/Roman Reigns and Paige/Sasha Banks were both very enjoyable..... The Bar/Rollins Ambrose was probably also enjoyable but I fast forwarded through it all because I got tired.

Woken Matt Hardy stuff seemed really dumb and stupid and did not come off well at all...... but people seemed to love it, so I guess maybe it did? I don't even know anymore.....

[Sepholio]

Matt Hardy was freaking hilarious. I don't know if he goes cross eyed for the gimmick or what it is but he legitimately looks bonkers when he does this shtick.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

Well that was some weird whacky shit. But it was different. And it wasn't some hokey, overly scripted nonsense. I'm in. I'll be keeping up on YouTube to see where this woken Matt Hardy nonsense goes to. Why the fuck not, right?

[Purgatory]

The gimmick worked amazingly in TNA as well....except for the Final Deletion match between he and Jeff at "The Hardy Compound". That was horrible...but it broke Jeff.

Hopefully they break Jeff as well.

[Big Vic]

The return of Adam Rose and the Rosebuds, all of whom are treated as active competitors on the 205 Live roster, including The Bunny.

The way she mentioned having a shirt somehow reminded me of R-Truth's rant at the merchandise stand back when the truth set him free: "... ZACK RYDER GOT A T-SHIRT?!?"

And that shirt is missing a captain's hat.
I didn't see the survivor series match but saw she lasted 11 minutes. It would have been cool if she was eliminated in under 10 seconds and still went on bragging about leading the girls to victory.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Havent seen it. But if Bray plays this right it sounds like it could make for a reinvention of sorts. Until they job him out mercilessly again

[TSI]

WOKEN Matt was fantastic. I legit laughed out loud during the Wyatt/Hardy segment. The highlight of RAW.

I watched it three times and it cracked me up every time. The Laugh at the end kills me.

[#1-norm-fan]

Just watched the Bray/Matt segment. It was great. Here's hoping we at least get one fun feud out of this.

[#1-norm-fan]

Also, we've actually got something good coming from how horrible they've handled Bray since his debut. If he wasn't a joke already, this would be a terrible idea. Since he is, this works out perfectly.

[KIRA]

WOKEN MATT made me grin so hard

goodbye Bray as anything resembling a serious threat though.

Hello Woken Matt I knew you'd come.

[KIRA]

Get ready for big ol helpings of batshit promos that make Warrior and Savage sound like William F Buckley talking with Obama

[Cool King]

• Roman Reigns is beginning to confuse me.

Why should I like him? Why should I be cheering him and wanting him to win matches?

The guy comes across as an arrogant dick. How is that suppose to make me like him? If anything, it's making me dislike him more.

The opening segment, the match and what happened after it actually made me like Jason Jordan more.

• Booker T's commentary is still really bad. He spent around ten minutes talking shit about Jordan then he quickly changed and praised the guy and spoke about how good he is for five minutes, then he went back to basically talking about how much he sucks.

• What went on with Enzo & Co. backstage? The Raw I watched suddenly cut out as Enzo said "Do you two realise that last week, you let little Richie Swanny beat you in the Fatal Four Way? Listen, you two and you two" then it just cut to black and I was then watching Cedric Alexander in the ring.

• I skipped the Cruiserweight match because I don't really care about the division but I was surprised to see that Gulak won.

I like Gulak so I watched his promo and I'm a little bit more interested in the division now. I'll probably watch the division next week if Gulak is involved.

• We need more Alicia Fox.

She's great.

The promo was great and she does crazy really well.

It's just a shame that Raw's Women's Division is pretty much "The Paige Show" now.

• I don't think I'll ever understand the jizzfest that happens for Matt Hardy.

What's so great about it? Because Hardy does a piss-poor English accent whilst accentuating certain words and pronouncing others incorrectly?

It's that suppose to be funny/great?

I don't get it.

I just really hope Vince does what he's good at and takes full control of this and nosedives it into the ground and beyond.

[Emperor Smeat]

• What went on with Enzo & Co. backstage? The Raw I watched suddenly cut out as Enzo said "Do you two realise that last week, you let little Richie Swanny beat you in the Fatal Four Way? Listen, you two and you two" then it just cut to black and I was then watching Cedric Alexander in the ring.

You didn't get the part where Nia appeared outta nowhere and has a crush on Enzo now? Seems weird WWE edited that part out for the UK.

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[Cool King]

Oh no, poor Nia. :(

Who did she piss off?

[Cool King]

But really, it's a shame that it looks like she's been reduced to having a crush on Enzo.

I blame Paige. I seriously do.

With her back, it's like Vince & Co. couldn't have Nia be her usual self because if she was, she would quite obviously destroy Paige and the other two.

So they thought to distance Nia from the Women's Division and have her run around the Cruiserweight Division playing the girlfriend role.

Just like they did with another talented member of the Women's Division.

Alicia Fox.

[Cool King]

Oh and I was actually watching Raw that was shown on USA.

It must have just been the video itself that messed up.

[Evil Vito]

"Everyone on the roster is so bland and boring. No wonder nobody cares anymore."

"This gimmick is too over the top. No wonder nobody takes the business seriously."

IWC in a nutshell.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I would want Nia playing my gf on t.v.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

"Everyone on the roster is so bland and boring. No wonder nobody cares anymore."

"This gimmick is too over the top. No wonder nobody takes the business seriously."

IWC in a nutshell.

Noid in a nutshell.

[Cool King]

I can't recall ever saying any of that.

[Cool King]

Or anything like that.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I would want Nia playing my gf on t.v.

Except I'd do it more like Dusty and Babydoll... less like little weeny boy Enzo being intimidated by big strong lady because that shit is so hokey.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Or anything like that.

Think he was just talking abt it in general.

[Cool King]

I would want Nia playing my gf on t.v.

I would want Nia playing my gf in real life.

[Cool King]

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[Evil Vito]

There isn't any woman on the current WWE roster I wouldn't want playing my gf in real life.

Even Tamina. Getting throttled by the daughter of a murderer could be kinda kinky.

[Evil Vito]

Okay I guess I wouldn't want Sonya Deville as my gf in real life. Having a gf who isn't into dudes would be just a tad bit awkward.

Otherwise, bring 'em on.

[Cool King]

I can't really say I'm surprised that she's a lesbian.

[Cool King]

Having a gf who isn't into dudes would be just a tad bit awkward.

But it does make the cool kind of threesome all that more possible.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Nia would give a tight handy.

[Emperor Smeat]

This week's episode managed to be around 54k higher than last week for viewers but suffered one of the largest hour drops in the 3 Hour Era. Past couple of weeks have started to erode the yearly gains WWE was making during the NFL season.

For some reference, same week last year had almost 200k more viewers.

A wrestling-heavy Raw last night was up very slightly from last week's low mark, doing 2.78 million viewers ...

There was a major drop in every demo throughout the show. The message was pretty clear that a series of long matches, as opposed to long matches with main event talent, are not good for retaining viewers.

The three hours were:

8 p.m. 3.15 million viewers
9 p.m. 2.86 million viewers
10 p.m. 2.43 million viewers

[Evil Vito]

But it does make the cool kind of threesome all that more possible.

Perhaps. But you'd be amazed how many bi girls on Tinder feel the need to write in their profiles "no, just because I'm bi does not mean I'm looking to have a threesome."

They know how mens' minds operate.