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Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:02 PM
I mean, it's on the air and all.

rez
12-11-2017, 08:03 PM
yawn..time to go through the motions

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:04 PM
Reigns and Cesaro could be tight. If only it weren't so obvious.

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:04 PM
Braun vs. Kane is the main event. Winner gets a crack at Brock at the Rumble.

I'm game for staying awake for that.

A.J.K
12-11-2017, 08:04 PM
Deadly Drinking game - take a shot everytime cole says the big dog.

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:05 PM
Wonder how Angle and Cole are going to address the Rich Swann suspension. Tap dance around it, totally ignore it?

He was supposed to fight Gulak tonight, right?

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:06 PM
Samoa Joe going in


no cheers for the golden boy tonight

Shisen Kopf
12-11-2017, 08:07 PM
Samoa Joe and Kevin Owens should form a team called The Belly Brothers

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:08 PM
Wonder how Angle and Cole are going to address the Rich Swann suspension. Tap dance around it, totally ignore it?

He was supposed to fight Gulak tonight, right?

Replace him with Cedric and hope the audience doesn't remember what happened the last two weeks.

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:08 PM
Oh so true.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:08 PM
This all feels weird at the moment.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:08 PM
Ewww the rest of The Shield call Roman the big dog? ugh

owenbrown
12-11-2017, 08:09 PM
Deadly Drinking game - take a shot everytime cole says the big dog.

We'd all die of alcohol poisoning before Modern Family ended and Raw began.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:09 PM
Theres no way they send Steph out to bust Joes balls

Ruien
12-11-2017, 08:09 PM
Turned this on. It had the Reigns recap of last week and I became bored. Will tune on randomly to see if I can catch Braun.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:09 PM
Ewww the rest of The Shield call Roman the big dog? ugh

Maybe they're doing it ironically.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:10 PM
Turned this on. It had the Reigns recap of last week and I became bored. Will tune on randomly to see if I can catch Braun.

He's in the main against Kane.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:10 PM
This all feels weird at the moment.

Roman probably had a bad bowl of Skyline chili for dinner and was probably stuck in the bathroom when Raw went on the air.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:10 PM
I'm glad Sheamus appears to be OK.

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:10 PM
Turned this on. It had the Reigns recap of last week and I became bored. Will tune on randomly to see if I can catch Braun.

Main event tonight.

Better off just staying away until then.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:11 PM
Roman probably had a bad bowl of Skyline chili for dinner and was probably stuck in the bathroom when Raw went on the air.

No he didn't, dipshit. They're in Cleveland. Cincinnati is tomorrow for Smackdown.

rez
12-11-2017, 08:11 PM
Roman probably had a bad bowl of Skyline chili for dinner and was probably stuck in the bathroom when Raw went on the air.

They're in Cleveland, not Cincy.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:11 PM
I'm glad Sheamus appears to be OK.

Just had to pour a little guinness on it.

Ruien
12-11-2017, 08:12 PM
Main event tonight.

Better off just staying away until then.

He's in the main against Kane.

Awesome. Thanks.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:12 PM
Anybody notice that instead of wrecking people left and right Joe has kinda been established as a guy that needs to sneak up on you?

rez
12-11-2017, 08:12 PM
he went to slyman's and had to shit out a huge corned beef sammich.

slik
12-11-2017, 08:13 PM
Random Thought: Dean Ambrose vs Samoa Joe @ WrestleMania: yay or nay?

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:13 PM
Anybody notice that instead of wrecking people left and right Joe has kinda been established as a guy that needs to sneak up on you?

No problem there.

Breaks the mold we're used to.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:15 PM
Anybody notice that instead of wrecking people left and right Joe has kinda been established as a guy that needs to sneak up on you?

At the same time he doesn't back down from face to face fights and will often call/seek people out.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:15 PM
Why was Roman standing watching a monitor in the back for so long?

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:18 PM
I'm DVRing this, but I'm only watching live until my friend is done at the gym. Kinda hoping for a quick workout tonight.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:19 PM
Is there some kind of major show or game on right now? Seems like they're desperately stalling for time.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:19 PM
Abu Dhabi. Hahaha. Garfield always tried to send Nermal there.

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:19 PM
Strict dress code in the U.A.E. apparently.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:19 PM
Why is the arena in Abu Dhabi shaped like a dong?

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:19 PM
lol at the Abu Dhabi arena looking like a penis

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:20 PM
OH MY GOD THEY ALL GOT MICS!

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:20 PM
They shoulda stripped to bras and panties after the match like they used to do in the old days

Evil Vito
12-11-2017, 08:21 PM
Just a brutal promo

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:21 PM
Is there some kind of major show or game on right now? Seems like they're desperately stalling for time.

Just Pats-Dolphins for Monday Night Football but that doesn't start until another 10 minutes or so.

slik
12-11-2017, 08:22 PM
TIL: Sonya Deville is the only open Lesbian on the roster

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:22 PM
Absolution is better on the mic than the Riott Squad.

I think both squads could use some similar themed gear, though.

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:22 PM
They really need to stop having everyone not named Paige give promos for Absolution. Either that or give them better material.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:22 PM
PUT YOUR HAIR UP AND SQUARE UP

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:23 PM
Man Sonyas gimmicks days are so numbered

slik
12-11-2017, 08:23 PM
Bo Dallas should challenge Michael Cole to a Tuxedo match for no reason just b/c

rez
12-11-2017, 08:23 PM
http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/scoreboard/_/date/20171211

and nothing exciting on the bball front

Savio
12-11-2017, 08:24 PM
Absolution is better on the mic than the Riott Squad.

Not saying much

slik
12-11-2017, 08:24 PM
I think Paige is better 'in the ring/on the mic' than she was several years ago

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:24 PM
So if Paige's crew is hell bent on taking over the division.

And the only line of defense these last few weeks is Banks, Bayley, and Mickie James.

Asuka is doing her own thing.

Bliss is staying away.

Where's Nia Jax, Dana Brooke, and Captain Fox in this?

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:25 PM
I think Paige is better 'in the ring/on the mic' than she was several years ago

Really liked her on the mic before.... during feud with AJ Lee, etc......

slik
12-11-2017, 08:25 PM
To be fair, Tazz Dan's tombstone is better on the mic than Riott Squad.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:25 PM
Not saying much

Not at all. Sara Logan is just horrid, though.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:25 PM
So if Paige's crew is hell bent on taking over the division.

And the only line of defense these last few weeks is Banks, Bayley, and Mickie James.

Asuka is doing her own thing.

Bliss is staying away.

Where's Nia Jax, Dana Brooke, and Captain Fox in this?

Nia Jax is chasing Enzo Amore, and Dana and Fox are R.I.P. courtesy of Asuka.

Savio
12-11-2017, 08:26 PM
So if Paige's crew is hell bent on taking over the division.

And the only line of defense these last few weeks is Banks, Bayley, and Mickie James.

Asuka is doing her own thing.

Bliss is staying away.

Where's Nia Jax, Dana Brooke, and Captain Fox in this?Foxy got jumped last week I think.

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:26 PM
Hmph. That's a decent card for the house show in Hartford in a couple weeks.

Too bad it's on a Thursday. Worse night for me.

Savio
12-11-2017, 08:27 PM
Not at all. Sara Logan is just horrid, though.

Is she the country one?

Savio
12-11-2017, 08:29 PM
Why is the second segment usually a tag team match that means nothing?

Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:30 PM
They really need to stop having everyone not named Paige give promos for Absolution. Either that or give them better material.

They're definitely suffering from that crippling combination of A) being too new to push back on verbiage to better fit their own voice/vocabulary and B) having writers that have never heard another human being speak in their entire life.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:31 PM
Mickie James will always be great in my eyes

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:31 PM
Really like Paige's theme song..... glad they didn't fire her and we get to hear it again......

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:32 PM
They're definitely suffering from that crippling combination of A) being too new to push back on verbiage to better fit their own voice/vocabulary and B) having writers that have never heard another human being speak in their entire life.

DARK ONE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP AND SQUARE UP

BECAUSE I WAS BORN AND BRED TO RIP AND SHRED

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:32 PM
Is she the country one?

Yup.

Also, Clash of Champions is THIS Sunday? I watch all the time and had no idea.

slik
12-11-2017, 08:32 PM
Lock Jaw she had a good interview w/ Lilian Garcia earlier

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:33 PM
Why is the second segment usually a tag team match that means nothing?

Because WWE is really lazy when it comes to booking RAW.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:33 PM
DARK ONE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP AND SQUARE UP

BECAUSE I WAS BORN AND BRED TO RIP AND SHRED

I feel like WWE writers on-the-job training is watching only the really bad Aaron Sorkin overwrought monologues.

slik
12-11-2017, 08:33 PM
Jinder Mahal should get drafted to RAW and fight Roman at WM if Brock gets injured

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:33 PM
Jobbing to Triple H was pretty much the death kiss for Jinders ME run

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:33 PM
Oh, Matt Hardy gets his own little pre-match promo-video-thingy.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:34 PM
Yup.

Also, Clash of Champions is THIS Sunday? I watch all the time and had no idea.

I know at least last week they said "two weeks away" a few times on Smackdown, but they also didn't start really booking matches for it until last week either.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:34 PM
oh no

A Matt Hardy segment coming that everyone will say is genius and then cause debate and arguments for a week

Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:35 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2-zgDwF-wdw" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Evil Vito
12-11-2017, 08:36 PM
Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssss

Savio
12-11-2017, 08:36 PM
Either go 100% with woken or 100% with broken. No need to break a CGI "woken"

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:38 PM
This Matt Hardy shit is making Bray Wyatt look even dumber somehow.

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:39 PM
Get to the match. If there is one.

rez
12-11-2017, 08:39 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2-zgDwF-wdw" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I'm going to fall asleep to this tonight..especially after Amazon/Christmas breaks me tonight.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:40 PM
I'm really glad no one is watching me watch this right now.

slik
12-11-2017, 08:41 PM
Not a fan of the overuse of graphics going back and forth

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:41 PM
How do you justify that garbage?

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:41 PM
That's it?

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:42 PM
I can see this whole feud being goofy ass promos

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:42 PM
Kill me

rez
12-11-2017, 08:42 PM
who's that cruiserweight that looks like a poor man aries

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:42 PM
Totally forgot about this.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:42 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2-zgDwF-wdw" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I never felt such a strong urge to kill myself

rez
12-11-2017, 08:43 PM
hhahha wow. they actually mentioned swann

Evil Vito
12-11-2017, 08:43 PM
Liked it last week. Was hoping they'd do something other than dueling promos again this week.

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:43 PM
Another flippy floppy fatal 4-way. This time for Swann's spot.

Nice save, creative.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:44 PM
Whoever wanted to know where Nia Jax was theres your answer.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:44 PM
Y'all think they will mention Finn as "the first ever Universal Champion" for the rest of his career because he will never do anything more noteworthy?

slik
12-11-2017, 08:45 PM
Nia Amore

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:45 PM
I can see this whole feud being goofy ass promos

Probably for the best since Bray's feuds usually fall apart because of the wrestling parts.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:46 PM
The next time Finn becomes The Demon he should write NOTOVER across his chest

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:46 PM
I like that they didn't try and over-complicate the Swann situation.

rez
12-11-2017, 08:46 PM
Liked it last week. Was hoping they'd do something other than dueling promos again this week.

They're saving the big match for the Hardy property.

It'll be taped after a Charlotte or Asheville show to save on traveling costs.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:48 PM
I can't think of any reason to care about Balor/Axel. Really phoning it in this week.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:48 PM
Did they take away the accent in Balor?

slik
12-11-2017, 08:49 PM
Cesaro/Sheamus/Joe really took it to "the original Shield" earlier tonight

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:49 PM
lol at Axel showing up to wrestle, still wearing the neckbrace

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:50 PM
Oh god, The Miztourage love to have fun now too???

slik
12-11-2017, 08:51 PM
Why is Finn in Axel and Bo's orbit

slik
12-11-2017, 08:51 PM
Oh god "likes to have fun"

slik
12-11-2017, 08:51 PM
ABT caught it too

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:53 PM
Definitely should have done the demon paint for that monumental match.

Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:53 PM
They think Finn is going to be over with the nickname "Ordinary"?

slik
12-11-2017, 08:55 PM
This show isn't really bad but I wouldn't say it is 'good'

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:55 PM
Wrestling Curtis Axel who've thunk it in that Balor/Wyatt program Wyatt would come out on top

KIRA
12-11-2017, 08:56 PM
Send WWE merch to your mortal enemies this holiday season

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:56 PM
They really don't have an idea of what to do with Balor if he's still in a meaningless direction this long as his return.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:58 PM
They think Finn is going to be over with the nickname "Ordinary"?

You heard of "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles?

Well, meet "Just Ordinary" Finn Balor!

slik
12-11-2017, 09:00 PM
Balor should go to SD...lots more potential for him there than RAW

owenbrown
12-11-2017, 09:01 PM
BRAUN VOTE FOR ME FOR MAYOR OR ELSE!

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:01 PM
Kane practicing his debate tactics

Savio
12-11-2017, 09:02 PM
Kane is def winning

Savio
12-11-2017, 09:02 PM
Oh god "likes to have fun"

Shit I tuned out

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:05 PM
Bruan needs enter the race against Kane as a darkhorse so he can shout I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:12 PM
they are half assing this Shield reunion

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 09:13 PM
Sheamus theme so epic

The best

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 09:15 PM
Rollins should really use the Falcon Arrow as his finisher and not the terrible looking Kneemaker.

rez
12-11-2017, 09:17 PM
I hate fake hair Kane

Savio
12-11-2017, 09:18 PM
Rollins should really use the Falcon Arrow as his finisher and not the terrible looking Kneemaker.

Yeah especially after the super plex

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 09:19 PM
Rollins should really use the Falcon Arrow as his finisher and not the terrible looking Kneemaker.

I missed his finisher again and then thought "I have barely seen his new finisher, and never in a singles match due to not paying attention. I should pay attention during the replay".

But then I didn't pay attention during the replay either.

rez
12-11-2017, 09:19 PM
well, i think that was Dean's way of telling his wife he feels his little men are swimming quite well and to meet him in the closet.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:20 PM
https://i.redd.it/64zrbus14hwz.gif

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 09:21 PM
'Member when JBL was in Iraq and he wore a full hazmat suit...... that was the greatest/JBL was the greatest........

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:21 PM
Dean gonna get a quick one in before his match so he can be really ready

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:22 PM
I missed his finisher again and then thought "I have barely seen his new finisher, and never in a singles match due to not paying attention. I should pay attention during the replay".

But then I didn't pay attention during the replay either.

Don't worry Lock Jaw, I got you. It's actually ripped off from a lesser known mid-90s wrestler:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jwmxqEJnzHE?start=124" frameborder="0" gesture="media" allow="encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Savio
12-11-2017, 09:22 PM
Or Seth could just go back to the Pedigree

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:23 PM
https://i.redd.it/64zrbus14hwz.gif

Thats actually kinda heartwarming

ok enough. Back to being cynical

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:24 PM
Or Seth could just go back to the Pedigree

noooo.He had this badass cradle falcon arrow he used to do

Lets face it the curb stomp is irreplaceable

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:25 PM
Gulak is a national treasure.

He just referred to Booker T as Mr. T.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 09:26 PM
https://i.redd.it/64zrbus14hwz.gif

https://i.imgur.com/gGugHku.gif

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:26 PM
Its the guy Rich Swann is gonna watch replace him because he is a fucking idiot

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:28 PM
Ali better be glad this isnt NYC

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 09:28 PM
Ali better be glad this isnt NYC

Why?

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:29 PM
Why?

NO REASON :shifty:

slik
12-11-2017, 09:30 PM
Let's go Daivari!

Savio
12-11-2017, 09:32 PM
I am glad Drew has an actual character.

slik
12-11-2017, 09:32 PM
I hate fake hair Kane

Wig Kane, No Pyro Kane

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:33 PM
I still think they fucked up not with Tozowa he was/is over

and he was a face with a personality that wasn't some aww shucks "fun lovin guy"

Savio
12-11-2017, 09:33 PM
I miss Scuba Kane

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:35 PM
I know why this RAW has been so blah its lack of Elias and Jason Jordon

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 09:38 PM
Holy crap at that setup move done by Cedric for the Lumbar Check

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:39 PM
"He wasn't flying. He was falling. he was using gravity to his advantage. He is a technician!"

I love Drew Gulak.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:40 PM
It must be a huge relief to Nese to step out of the shadow of Neville

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:40 PM
Holy crap at that setup move done by Cedric for the Lumbar Check

Cedric murdering people with the Lumbar Check in multi-man matches but always having the win stolen from him is a really great low-key story that they probably didn't mean to do and will never capitalize on.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:40 PM
"He wasn't flying. He was falling. he was using gravity to his advantage. He is a technician!"

I love Drew Gulak.

What if Drew had to face Stroman?

rez
12-11-2017, 09:41 PM
I know why this RAW has been so blah its lack of Elias and Jason Jordon

shhhh just shhhhh

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:41 PM
What if Drew had to face Stroman?

STROWMAN ALL DAY ERRYDAY.

But I would post a thoughtful memorial thread for Mr. Gulak.

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 09:42 PM
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Savio
12-11-2017, 09:42 PM
I felt that they would have the black guy replace the black guy.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:42 PM
STROWMAN ALL DAY ERRYDAY.

But I would post a thoughtful memorial thread for Mr. Gulak.

Scratch that.

Thoughtful POWER. POINT. PREEESEENTATION! for Mr. Gulak.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:43 PM
I felt that they would have the black guy replace the black guy.

To be fair, at least they didn't just trot him out for the #1 contender's match with Gulak this week and act like nothing had changed.

slik
12-11-2017, 09:43 PM
Where is Tozawa?
Whatever happened to TJP?

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:47 PM
Champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion

rez
12-11-2017, 09:47 PM
TJP probably took time off to be in the Ready Player One movie

Evil Vito
12-11-2017, 09:48 PM
Scratch that.

Thoughtful POWER. POINT. PREEESEENTATION! for Mr. Gulak.

Gulak would definitely need to put together a PowerPoint presentation to explain his plan of attack to beat Strowman.

rez
12-11-2017, 09:48 PM
this just screams ODB/Eric Young

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:48 PM
Kill me.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:49 PM
I'd say Nia Jax is going to be Cruiserweight Champion but... you know.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:51 PM
this just screams ODB/Eric Young

Curse you for making me remember that

rez
12-11-2017, 09:51 PM
Curse you for making me remember that

welcome to my nightmares

Evil Vito
12-11-2017, 09:51 PM
The rule of television is that you can recycle stuff every 7 years and Glamarella was 9 years ago. So I guess that's why the Jax and Enzo stuff is happening.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:54 PM
To be The Bar you gotta raise the bar

KIRA
12-11-2017, 09:55 PM
The rule of television is that you can recycle stuff every 7 years and Glamarella was 9 years ago. So I guess that's why the Jax and Enzo stuff is happening.

The only difference is that was kinda funny for 3 mins

rez
12-11-2017, 09:56 PM
Caaaaaaaaarl

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:06 PM
If WWE hadn't already gone through this same exact routine twice with Cena and a fake one with Styles, this would have been a really good way to build up Reigns rep with crowds.

Instead, hard to get invested knowing the outcome is just to feed as many people to Reigns and simply waste the time till Reigns enters his Mania feud. Same for everyone who faces Reigns not getting any benefits afterwards from these matches.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:07 PM
Literally never going to happen, but Cesaro being double champ would be wild.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:11 PM
Pretty good match between Roman/Cesaro

owenbrown
12-11-2017, 10:12 PM
Shield burying people tonight :nono:

Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:14 PM
They won't do it, but I'm pretty sure Roman winning the Rumble would get a huge pop if Braun won the universal championship before and it meant we were going to get another hellacious Braun vs. Roman match with the added spice of being the Mania main event.

Instead, Brock's gonna win, and Philly is going to fill the ring with feces when Roman wins.

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:16 PM
Alicia Fox might be beyond crazy if she's willingly risking her WWE existence for a second time against Asuka.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:18 PM
Hate:

- The going to black and mask on the tron thing before Asuka's music hits

- The remix of Asuka's theme

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:18 PM
I dunno what it is, but the remix/new words totally ruins the "flow" of the song and everything is just off and "not good"

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:19 PM
:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

Don't DO IT ALICIA!

rez
12-11-2017, 10:19 PM
who wants to bet this match will have paige and crew surrounding asuka

rez
12-11-2017, 10:19 PM
nm. they just decided to save time

Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:20 PM
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KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:21 PM
WHAT DID THOSE BITCHES DO TO YOU ALICIA???

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:22 PM
Took only 3 weeks before Absolution got to have their beatdown moment against Asuka.

slik
12-11-2017, 10:22 PM
R.I.P. Absolution

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:22 PM
Its noble Absolution decided to die together

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:23 PM
A wild Nia Jax appears after being not involved with this at all

Alexa also appears after doing her best to avoid them the past few weeks

Now Nia Jax music plays

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:23 PM
If I was Triple H id be furious

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:23 PM
:lol: at everyone in the ring just standing around and letting Mandy beat up Mickie.

slik
12-11-2017, 10:24 PM
Asuka vs Nia please

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:25 PM
Asuka vs Nia please

Already happened once

rez
12-11-2017, 10:25 PM
ugh. angle & jordan time..peace out

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:25 PM
Was in the middle of a post saying what Kurt Angle is saying. Good on you, Kurt.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:26 PM
After apologizing Jordon goes right back into bitch mode

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:26 PM
Poor Ambrose.... gonna be the one member of The Shield that loses tonight

rez
12-11-2017, 10:27 PM
this match could be good but not sure how long they'll give it

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:27 PM
Y'all don't talk back to yo pappy like that son!

Black Widow
12-11-2017, 10:29 PM
Raw doesn't know what it's like to not suck.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:31 PM
It honestly feels like RAW didn't have a damn thing prepared for tonight

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:32 PM
Jason Jordan trying to be cool and relatable by sitting on chair backwards

rez
12-11-2017, 10:33 PM
RAW gets points for no half hour stephanie promo

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:34 PM
Wrestlers don't know how to sit in chairs

rez
12-11-2017, 10:36 PM
wow. dolphins are killing tom brady and crew. something something boycott something get my beer during the anthem

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:37 PM
wow. dolphins are killing tom brady and crew. something something boycott something get my beer during the anthem

Good I don't even watch football but I fucking hate Tom Brady

Black Widow
12-11-2017, 10:38 PM
Wrestlers don't know how to sit in chairs
They learned from AC Slater.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:39 PM
Wrestlers don't know how to sit in chairs

Big fans of Riker.

rez
12-11-2017, 10:39 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/77/1c/62/771c621ce94e9712aeac78fff2cdf7e4--fonzie-happy-day.jpg

rez
12-11-2017, 10:42 PM
main event has 28 minutes max with flow over tv time.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:42 PM
Dont' pretend that Joe wouldn't have kicked out of that elbow drop thing

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:42 PM
Ambrose getting Ellsworth-like flash backs with Jordan right now.

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 10:43 PM
Good job, Jason Jordan. You big dummy.

slik
12-11-2017, 10:44 PM
Booker T seems 'lost' on commentary half the show for some reason now

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:44 PM
Big fans of Riker.

We all love Riker though hes like a competent Capt Kirk

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
Did they kick Akira Tozawa out of Titus Worldwide?

Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
Wait.

They're letting white people into Titus Worldwide now?

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
That's right.

GET OUT OF HIS WAY!

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
Ha ha at Gallows/Anderson screaming like little girls and running away from Braun

Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDS

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
Good rasslin tonight.

KIRA
12-11-2017, 10:46 PM
Can't lie I do like that Jordan is going to annoy his way into a match with Joe

Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:47 PM
Champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion

rez
12-11-2017, 10:47 PM
Dana becoming a manager? The division is getting bigger

Anthony Hopkins
12-11-2017, 10:48 PM
Dana can manage Sir Anthony Hopkins whenever she likes.

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:48 PM
Did they kick Akira Tozawa out of Titus Worldwide?

Maybe he got sucked back into the Cruiser division black hole.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:50 PM
Kane just isn't the same without his pyro........... Kane needs pyro, it is his whole thing

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 10:50 PM
Really?

They're "checking" the ring to make sure it ain't gonna break or something?

Please.

rez
12-11-2017, 10:51 PM
Dana can manage Sir Anthony Hopkins whenever she likes.

get at the back of the line, hitchcock

slik
12-11-2017, 10:52 PM
Why does Kane's wig look like Tommy Wiseau's hair

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:52 PM
Would be funny if they accidentally broke the ring while doing the reinforcements routine.

Black Widow
12-11-2017, 10:53 PM
They already broke the ring once this year So lame!

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 10:54 PM
AND a old fashioned tale of the tape.

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:54 PM
https://i.imgur.com/cUvVITQ.gif

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 10:54 PM
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:55 PM
Monstrous moments:

"Flipped over an ambulance with Roman Reigns trapped inside"
"Crushed Braun Strowman inside a garbage truck at TLC"

Amazing. Kane would have won that comparison if it had been "Electrocuted Shane McMahon's testicles with a car battery" or "Once lit JR on fire to profess his love for BBQ."

slik
12-11-2017, 10:56 PM
Camera angles when Braun comes out are always A+

rez
12-11-2017, 10:57 PM
15 minute max now for the main event

slik
12-11-2017, 10:59 PM
Kane w/o pyro is kind of upsetting each week

rez
12-11-2017, 11:00 PM
this match is over by 11:11 EST

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 11:00 PM
Unless USA is giving some generous overrun tonight, this is gonna be quick.

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 11:00 PM
Kane w/o pyro is kind of upsetting each week

Maybe he can dip into his campaign funds to pay for them. Doubt there are any election laws that cover wrestling pyro on the not allowed list.

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 11:03 PM
They gave him a fake pyro noise..... heard it and looked up and was all "WHOA, did he have pyro?!"

Then I rewound it 15 seconds, and he did not have pyro and it broke my heart.......

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
Chokeslam-a-palooza

slik
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
Kane's wig is about to fall off and I'm going to lose it.

Triple A
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
Just started watching... crowd seems dead

rez
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
6 minutes max left

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
GET BACK IN THE RING!

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
They gave him a fake pyro noise..... heard it and looked up and was all "WHOA, did he have pyro?!"

Then I rewound it 15 seconds, and he did not have pyro and it broke my heart.......
Maybe they could CGI the effect for tv viewers like that time they did it when Bray stole Taker's powers.

http://e.rpp-noticias.io/normal/2015/11/02/445544_21643.jpg

ClockShot
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 11:06 PM
Shoulda known it would end in a draw and then they would do a triple threat

Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 11:06 PM
:| This feud is going to continue.

Tom Guycott
12-11-2017, 11:07 PM
Ewww the rest of The Shield call Roman the big dog? ugh

Well, they've been doing that a long time; since coining that whole "Hounds of Justice" phrase and having all the cerberus iconography associated with them. It just didn't become noticable/insufferable until WWE decided to run with that as something that needs to be shoehorned into getting Roman over in addition to shoving the camera up his nose during their entrances well before Seth even turned on them.

Why was Roman standing watching a monitor in the back for so long?

He wanted to make absolutely sure Joe was talking about him. Didn't want to jump to any conclusions.



... my usual TL;DR doesn't appear to be on the agenda for tonight, as the internet fun police appear to be all over this week's episode of RAW. Guess I'm just going to read through this thread to catch up and call it a day.

Dark One
12-11-2017, 11:07 PM
Now they're going to have to have a rematch and reinforce the barricades too.

Triple A
12-11-2017, 11:07 PM
emotional @ very fat man in crowd watching the show w/ chubby lil son