View Full Version : Raw Thread, 12.11.17
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:02 PM
I mean, it's on the air and all.
yawn..time to go through the motions
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:04 PM
Reigns and Cesaro could be tight. If only it weren't so obvious.
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:04 PM
Braun vs. Kane is the main event. Winner gets a crack at Brock at the Rumble.
I'm game for staying awake for that.
A.J.K
12-11-2017, 08:04 PM
Deadly Drinking game - take a shot everytime cole says the big dog.
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:05 PM
Wonder how Angle and Cole are going to address the Rich Swann suspension. Tap dance around it, totally ignore it?
He was supposed to fight Gulak tonight, right?
Samoa Joe going in
no cheers for the golden boy tonight
Shisen Kopf
12-11-2017, 08:07 PM
Samoa Joe and Kevin Owens should form a team called The Belly Brothers
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:08 PM
Wonder how Angle and Cole are going to address the Rich Swann suspension. Tap dance around it, totally ignore it?
He was supposed to fight Gulak tonight, right?
Replace him with Cedric and hope the audience doesn't remember what happened the last two weeks.
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:08 PM
Oh so true.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:08 PM
This all feels weird at the moment.
Ewww the rest of The Shield call Roman the big dog? ugh
owenbrown
12-11-2017, 08:09 PM
Deadly Drinking game - take a shot everytime cole says the big dog.
We'd all die of alcohol poisoning before Modern Family ended and Raw began.
Theres no way they send Steph out to bust Joes balls
Ruien
12-11-2017, 08:09 PM
Turned this on. It had the Reigns recap of last week and I became bored. Will tune on randomly to see if I can catch Braun.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:09 PM
Ewww the rest of The Shield call Roman the big dog? ugh
Maybe they're doing it ironically.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:10 PM
Turned this on. It had the Reigns recap of last week and I became bored. Will tune on randomly to see if I can catch Braun.
He's in the main against Kane.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:10 PM
This all feels weird at the moment.
Roman probably had a bad bowl of Skyline chili for dinner and was probably stuck in the bathroom when Raw went on the air.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:10 PM
I'm glad Sheamus appears to be OK.
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:10 PM
Turned this on. It had the Reigns recap of last week and I became bored. Will tune on randomly to see if I can catch Braun.
Main event tonight.
Better off just staying away until then.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:11 PM
Roman probably had a bad bowl of Skyline chili for dinner and was probably stuck in the bathroom when Raw went on the air.
No he didn't, dipshit. They're in Cleveland. Cincinnati is tomorrow for Smackdown.
Roman probably had a bad bowl of Skyline chili for dinner and was probably stuck in the bathroom when Raw went on the air.
They're in Cleveland, not Cincy.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:11 PM
I'm glad Sheamus appears to be OK.
Just had to pour a little guinness on it.
Ruien
12-11-2017, 08:12 PM
Main event tonight.
Better off just staying away until then.
He's in the main against Kane.
Awesome. Thanks.
Anybody notice that instead of wrecking people left and right Joe has kinda been established as a guy that needs to sneak up on you?
he went to slyman's and had to shit out a huge corned beef sammich.
Random Thought: Dean Ambrose vs Samoa Joe @ WrestleMania: yay or nay?
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:13 PM
Anybody notice that instead of wrecking people left and right Joe has kinda been established as a guy that needs to sneak up on you?
No problem there.
Breaks the mold we're used to.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:15 PM
Anybody notice that instead of wrecking people left and right Joe has kinda been established as a guy that needs to sneak up on you?
At the same time he doesn't back down from face to face fights and will often call/seek people out.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:15 PM
Why was Roman standing watching a monitor in the back for so long?
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:18 PM
I'm DVRing this, but I'm only watching live until my friend is done at the gym. Kinda hoping for a quick workout tonight.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:19 PM
Is there some kind of major show or game on right now? Seems like they're desperately stalling for time.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:19 PM
Abu Dhabi. Hahaha. Garfield always tried to send Nermal there.
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:19 PM
Strict dress code in the U.A.E. apparently.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:19 PM
Why is the arena in Abu Dhabi shaped like a dong?
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:19 PM
lol at the Abu Dhabi arena looking like a penis
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:20 PM
OH MY GOD THEY ALL GOT MICS!
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:20 PM
They shoulda stripped to bras and panties after the match like they used to do in the old days
Evil Vito
12-11-2017, 08:21 PM
Just a brutal promo
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:21 PM
Is there some kind of major show or game on right now? Seems like they're desperately stalling for time.
Just Pats-Dolphins for Monday Night Football but that doesn't start until another 10 minutes or so.
TIL: Sonya Deville is the only open Lesbian on the roster
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:22 PM
Absolution is better on the mic than the Riott Squad.
I think both squads could use some similar themed gear, though.
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:22 PM
They really need to stop having everyone not named Paige give promos for Absolution. Either that or give them better material.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:22 PM
PUT YOUR HAIR UP AND SQUARE UP
Man Sonyas gimmicks days are so numbered
Bo Dallas should challenge Michael Cole to a Tuxedo match for no reason just b/c
http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/scoreboard/_/date/20171211
and nothing exciting on the bball front
Savio
12-11-2017, 08:24 PM
Absolution is better on the mic than the Riott Squad.
Not saying much
I think Paige is better 'in the ring/on the mic' than she was several years ago
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:24 PM
So if Paige's crew is hell bent on taking over the division.
And the only line of defense these last few weeks is Banks, Bayley, and Mickie James.
Asuka is doing her own thing.
Bliss is staying away.
Where's Nia Jax, Dana Brooke, and Captain Fox in this?
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:25 PM
I think Paige is better 'in the ring/on the mic' than she was several years ago
Really liked her on the mic before.... during feud with AJ Lee, etc......
To be fair, Tazz Dan's tombstone is better on the mic than Riott Squad.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:25 PM
Not saying much
Not at all. Sara Logan is just horrid, though.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:25 PM
So if Paige's crew is hell bent on taking over the division.
And the only line of defense these last few weeks is Banks, Bayley, and Mickie James.
Asuka is doing her own thing.
Bliss is staying away.
Where's Nia Jax, Dana Brooke, and Captain Fox in this?
Nia Jax is chasing Enzo Amore, and Dana and Fox are R.I.P. courtesy of Asuka.
Savio
12-11-2017, 08:26 PM
So if Paige's crew is hell bent on taking over the division.
And the only line of defense these last few weeks is Banks, Bayley, and Mickie James.
Asuka is doing her own thing.
Bliss is staying away.
Where's Nia Jax, Dana Brooke, and Captain Fox in this?Foxy got jumped last week I think.
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:26 PM
Hmph. That's a decent card for the house show in Hartford in a couple weeks.
Too bad it's on a Thursday. Worse night for me.
Savio
12-11-2017, 08:27 PM
Not at all. Sara Logan is just horrid, though.
Is she the country one?
Savio
12-11-2017, 08:29 PM
Why is the second segment usually a tag team match that means nothing?
Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:30 PM
They really need to stop having everyone not named Paige give promos for Absolution. Either that or give them better material.
They're definitely suffering from that crippling combination of A) being too new to push back on verbiage to better fit their own voice/vocabulary and B) having writers that have never heard another human being speak in their entire life.
Mickie James will always be great in my eyes
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:31 PM
Really like Paige's theme song..... glad they didn't fire her and we get to hear it again......
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:32 PM
They're definitely suffering from that crippling combination of A) being too new to push back on verbiage to better fit their own voice/vocabulary and B) having writers that have never heard another human being speak in their entire life.
DARK ONE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP AND SQUARE UP
BECAUSE I WAS BORN AND BRED TO RIP AND SHRED
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:32 PM
Is she the country one?
Yup.
Also, Clash of Champions is THIS Sunday? I watch all the time and had no idea.
Lock Jaw she had a good interview w/ Lilian Garcia earlier
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:33 PM
Why is the second segment usually a tag team match that means nothing?
Because WWE is really lazy when it comes to booking RAW.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:33 PM
DARK ONE, PUT YOUR HAIR UP AND SQUARE UP
BECAUSE I WAS BORN AND BRED TO RIP AND SHRED
I feel like WWE writers on-the-job training is watching only the really bad Aaron Sorkin overwrought monologues.
Jinder Mahal should get drafted to RAW and fight Roman at WM if Brock gets injured
Jobbing to Triple H was pretty much the death kiss for Jinders ME run
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:33 PM
Oh, Matt Hardy gets his own little pre-match promo-video-thingy.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:34 PM
Yup.
Also, Clash of Champions is THIS Sunday? I watch all the time and had no idea.
I know at least last week they said "two weeks away" a few times on Smackdown, but they also didn't start really booking matches for it until last week either.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:34 PM
oh no
A Matt Hardy segment coming that everyone will say is genius and then cause debate and arguments for a week
Dark One
12-11-2017, 08:35 PM
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Evil Vito
12-11-2017, 08:36 PM
Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssss
Savio
12-11-2017, 08:36 PM
Either go 100% with woken or 100% with broken. No need to break a CGI "woken"
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:38 PM
This Matt Hardy shit is making Bray Wyatt look even dumber somehow.
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:39 PM
Get to the match. If there is one.
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I'm going to fall asleep to this tonight..especially after Amazon/Christmas breaks me tonight.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:40 PM
I'm really glad no one is watching me watch this right now.
Not a fan of the overuse of graphics going back and forth
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:41 PM
How do you justify that garbage?
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:41 PM
That's it?
I can see this whole feud being goofy ass promos
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:42 PM
Kill me
who's that cruiserweight that looks like a poor man aries
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:42 PM
Totally forgot about this.
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I never felt such a strong urge to kill myself
hhahha wow. they actually mentioned swann
Evil Vito
12-11-2017, 08:43 PM
Liked it last week. Was hoping they'd do something other than dueling promos again this week.
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 08:43 PM
Another flippy floppy fatal 4-way. This time for Swann's spot.
Nice save, creative.
Whoever wanted to know where Nia Jax was theres your answer.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:44 PM
Y'all think they will mention Finn as "the first ever Universal Champion" for the rest of his career because he will never do anything more noteworthy?
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:45 PM
I can see this whole feud being goofy ass promos
Probably for the best since Bray's feuds usually fall apart because of the wrestling parts.
The next time Finn becomes The Demon he should write NOTOVER across his chest
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:46 PM
I like that they didn't try and over-complicate the Swann situation.
Liked it last week. Was hoping they'd do something other than dueling promos again this week.
They're saving the big match for the Hardy property.
It'll be taped after a Charlotte or Asheville show to save on traveling costs.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:48 PM
I can't think of any reason to care about Balor/Axel. Really phoning it in this week.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:48 PM
Did they take away the accent in Balor?
Cesaro/Sheamus/Joe really took it to "the original Shield" earlier tonight
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:49 PM
lol at Axel showing up to wrestle, still wearing the neckbrace
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:50 PM
Oh god, The Miztourage love to have fun now too???
Why is Finn in Axel and Bo's orbit
Oh god "likes to have fun"
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:53 PM
Definitely should have done the demon paint for that monumental match.
Anybody Thrilla
12-11-2017, 08:53 PM
They think Finn is going to be over with the nickname "Ordinary"?
This show isn't really bad but I wouldn't say it is 'good'
Wrestling Curtis Axel who've thunk it in that Balor/Wyatt program Wyatt would come out on top
Send WWE merch to your mortal enemies this holiday season
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 08:56 PM
They really don't have an idea of what to do with Balor if he's still in a meaningless direction this long as his return.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 08:58 PM
They think Finn is going to be over with the nickname "Ordinary"?
You heard of "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles?
Well, meet "Just Ordinary" Finn Balor!
Balor should go to SD...lots more potential for him there than RAW
owenbrown
12-11-2017, 09:01 PM
BRAUN VOTE FOR ME FOR MAYOR OR ELSE!
Kane practicing his debate tactics
Savio
12-11-2017, 09:02 PM
Kane is def winning
Savio
12-11-2017, 09:02 PM
Oh god "likes to have fun"
Shit I tuned out
Bruan needs enter the race against Kane as a darkhorse so he can shout I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
they are half assing this Shield reunion
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 09:13 PM
Sheamus theme so epic
The best
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 09:15 PM
Rollins should really use the Falcon Arrow as his finisher and not the terrible looking Kneemaker.
Savio
12-11-2017, 09:18 PM
Rollins should really use the Falcon Arrow as his finisher and not the terrible looking Kneemaker.
Yeah especially after the super plex
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 09:19 PM
Rollins should really use the Falcon Arrow as his finisher and not the terrible looking Kneemaker.
I missed his finisher again and then thought "I have barely seen his new finisher, and never in a singles match due to not paying attention. I should pay attention during the replay".
But then I didn't pay attention during the replay either.
well, i think that was Dean's way of telling his wife he feels his little men are swimming quite well and to meet him in the closet.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:20 PM
https://i.redd.it/64zrbus14hwz.gif
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 09:21 PM
'Member when JBL was in Iraq and he wore a full hazmat suit...... that was the greatest/JBL was the greatest........
Dean gonna get a quick one in before his match so he can be really ready
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:22 PM
I missed his finisher again and then thought "I have barely seen his new finisher, and never in a singles match due to not paying attention. I should pay attention during the replay".
But then I didn't pay attention during the replay either.
Don't worry Lock Jaw, I got you. It's actually ripped off from a lesser known mid-90s wrestler:
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Savio
12-11-2017, 09:22 PM
Or Seth could just go back to the Pedigree
https://i.redd.it/64zrbus14hwz.gif
Thats actually kinda heartwarming
ok enough. Back to being cynical
Or Seth could just go back to the Pedigree
noooo.He had this badass cradle falcon arrow he used to do
Lets face it the curb stomp is irreplaceable
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:25 PM
Gulak is a national treasure.
He just referred to Booker T as Mr. T.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 09:26 PM
https://i.redd.it/64zrbus14hwz.gif
https://i.imgur.com/gGugHku.gif
Its the guy Rich Swann is gonna watch replace him because he is a fucking idiot
Ali better be glad this isnt NYC
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 09:28 PM
Ali better be glad this isnt NYC
Why?
Savio
12-11-2017, 09:32 PM
I am glad Drew has an actual character.
I hate fake hair Kane
Wig Kane, No Pyro Kane
I still think they fucked up not with Tozowa he was/is over
and he was a face with a personality that wasn't some aww shucks "fun lovin guy"
Savio
12-11-2017, 09:33 PM
I miss Scuba Kane
I know why this RAW has been so blah its lack of Elias and Jason Jordon
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 09:38 PM
Holy crap at that setup move done by Cedric for the Lumbar Check
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:39 PM
"He wasn't flying. He was falling. he was using gravity to his advantage. He is a technician!"
I love Drew Gulak.
It must be a huge relief to Nese to step out of the shadow of Neville
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:40 PM
Holy crap at that setup move done by Cedric for the Lumbar Check
Cedric murdering people with the Lumbar Check in multi-man matches but always having the win stolen from him is a really great low-key story that they probably didn't mean to do and will never capitalize on.
"He wasn't flying. He was falling. he was using gravity to his advantage. He is a technician!"
I love Drew Gulak.
What if Drew had to face Stroman?
I know why this RAW has been so blah its lack of Elias and Jason Jordon
shhhh just shhhhh
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:41 PM
What if Drew had to face Stroman?
STROWMAN ALL DAY ERRYDAY.
But I would post a thoughtful memorial thread for Mr. Gulak.
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 09:42 PM
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Savio
12-11-2017, 09:42 PM
I felt that they would have the black guy replace the black guy.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:42 PM
STROWMAN ALL DAY ERRYDAY.
But I would post a thoughtful memorial thread for Mr. Gulak.
Scratch that.
Thoughtful POWER. POINT. PREEESEENTATION! for Mr. Gulak.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:43 PM
I felt that they would have the black guy replace the black guy.
To be fair, at least they didn't just trot him out for the #1 contender's match with Gulak this week and act like nothing had changed.
Where is Tozawa?
Whatever happened to TJP?
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:47 PM
Champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion
TJP probably took time off to be in the Ready Player One movie
Evil Vito
12-11-2017, 09:48 PM
Scratch that.
Thoughtful POWER. POINT. PREEESEENTATION! for Mr. Gulak.
Gulak would definitely need to put together a PowerPoint presentation to explain his plan of attack to beat Strowman.
this just screams ODB/Eric Young
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:48 PM
Kill me.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 09:49 PM
I'd say Nia Jax is going to be Cruiserweight Champion but... you know.
this just screams ODB/Eric Young
Curse you for making me remember that
Curse you for making me remember that
welcome to my nightmares
Evil Vito
12-11-2017, 09:51 PM
The rule of television is that you can recycle stuff every 7 years and Glamarella was 9 years ago. So I guess that's why the Jax and Enzo stuff is happening.
To be The Bar you gotta raise the bar
The rule of television is that you can recycle stuff every 7 years and Glamarella was 9 years ago. So I guess that's why the Jax and Enzo stuff is happening.
The only difference is that was kinda funny for 3 mins
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:06 PM
If WWE hadn't already gone through this same exact routine twice with Cena and a fake one with Styles, this would have been a really good way to build up Reigns rep with crowds.
Instead, hard to get invested knowing the outcome is just to feed as many people to Reigns and simply waste the time till Reigns enters his Mania feud. Same for everyone who faces Reigns not getting any benefits afterwards from these matches.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:07 PM
Literally never going to happen, but Cesaro being double champ would be wild.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:11 PM
Pretty good match between Roman/Cesaro
owenbrown
12-11-2017, 10:12 PM
Shield burying people tonight :nono:
Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:14 PM
They won't do it, but I'm pretty sure Roman winning the Rumble would get a huge pop if Braun won the universal championship before and it meant we were going to get another hellacious Braun vs. Roman match with the added spice of being the Mania main event.
Instead, Brock's gonna win, and Philly is going to fill the ring with feces when Roman wins.
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:16 PM
Alicia Fox might be beyond crazy if she's willingly risking her WWE existence for a second time against Asuka.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:18 PM
Hate:
- The going to black and mask on the tron thing before Asuka's music hits
- The remix of Asuka's theme
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:18 PM
I dunno what it is, but the remix/new words totally ruins the "flow" of the song and everything is just off and "not good"
:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
Don't DO IT ALICIA!
who wants to bet this match will have paige and crew surrounding asuka
nm. they just decided to save time
Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:20 PM
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WHAT DID THOSE BITCHES DO TO YOU ALICIA???
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:22 PM
Took only 3 weeks before Absolution got to have their beatdown moment against Asuka.
Its noble Absolution decided to die together
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:23 PM
A wild Nia Jax appears after being not involved with this at all
Alexa also appears after doing her best to avoid them the past few weeks
Now Nia Jax music plays
If I was Triple H id be furious
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:23 PM
:lol: at everyone in the ring just standing around and letting Mandy beat up Mickie.
Asuka vs Nia please
Already happened once
ugh. angle & jordan time..peace out
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:25 PM
Was in the middle of a post saying what Kurt Angle is saying. Good on you, Kurt.
After apologizing Jordon goes right back into bitch mode
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:26 PM
Poor Ambrose.... gonna be the one member of The Shield that loses tonight
this match could be good but not sure how long they'll give it
Y'all don't talk back to yo pappy like that son!
Black Widow
12-11-2017, 10:29 PM
Raw doesn't know what it's like to not suck.
It honestly feels like RAW didn't have a damn thing prepared for tonight
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:32 PM
Jason Jordan trying to be cool and relatable by sitting on chair backwards
RAW gets points for no half hour stephanie promo
Wrestlers don't know how to sit in chairs
wow. dolphins are killing tom brady and crew. something something boycott something get my beer during the anthem
wow. dolphins are killing tom brady and crew. something something boycott something get my beer during the anthem
Good I don't even watch football but I fucking hate Tom Brady
Black Widow
12-11-2017, 10:38 PM
Wrestlers don't know how to sit in chairs
They learned from AC Slater.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:39 PM
Wrestlers don't know how to sit in chairs
Big fans of Riker.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/77/1c/62/771c621ce94e9712aeac78fff2cdf7e4--fonzie-happy-day.jpg
main event has 28 minutes max with flow over tv time.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:42 PM
Dont' pretend that Joe wouldn't have kicked out of that elbow drop thing
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:42 PM
Ambrose getting Ellsworth-like flash backs with Jordan right now.
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 10:43 PM
Good job, Jason Jordan. You big dummy.
Booker T seems 'lost' on commentary half the show for some reason now
Big fans of Riker.
We all love Riker though hes like a competent Capt Kirk
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
Did they kick Akira Tozawa out of Titus Worldwide?
Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
Wait.
They're letting white people into Titus Worldwide now?
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
That's right.
GET OUT OF HIS WAY!
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
Ha ha at Gallows/Anderson screaming like little girls and running away from Braun
Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
NEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDS
SlickyTrickyDamon
12-11-2017, 10:45 PM
Good rasslin tonight.
Can't lie I do like that Jordan is going to annoy his way into a match with Joe
Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:47 PM
Champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion champion
Dana becoming a manager? The division is getting bigger
Anthony Hopkins
12-11-2017, 10:48 PM
Dana can manage Sir Anthony Hopkins whenever she likes.
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:48 PM
Did they kick Akira Tozawa out of Titus Worldwide?
Maybe he got sucked back into the Cruiser division black hole.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 10:50 PM
Kane just isn't the same without his pyro........... Kane needs pyro, it is his whole thing
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 10:50 PM
Really?
They're "checking" the ring to make sure it ain't gonna break or something?
Please.
Dana can manage Sir Anthony Hopkins whenever she likes.
get at the back of the line, hitchcock
Why does Kane's wig look like Tommy Wiseau's hair
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:52 PM
Would be funny if they accidentally broke the ring while doing the reinforcements routine.
Black Widow
12-11-2017, 10:53 PM
They already broke the ring once this year So lame!
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 10:54 PM
AND a old fashioned tale of the tape.
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 10:54 PM
https://i.imgur.com/cUvVITQ.gif
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 10:54 PM
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Dark One
12-11-2017, 10:55 PM
Monstrous moments:
"Flipped over an ambulance with Roman Reigns trapped inside"
"Crushed Braun Strowman inside a garbage truck at TLC"
Amazing. Kane would have won that comparison if it had been "Electrocuted Shane McMahon's testicles with a car battery" or "Once lit JR on fire to profess his love for BBQ."
Camera angles when Braun comes out are always A+
15 minute max now for the main event
Kane w/o pyro is kind of upsetting each week
this match is over by 11:11 EST
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 11:00 PM
Unless USA is giving some generous overrun tonight, this is gonna be quick.
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 11:00 PM
Kane w/o pyro is kind of upsetting each week
Maybe he can dip into his campaign funds to pay for them. Doubt there are any election laws that cover wrestling pyro on the not allowed list.
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 11:03 PM
They gave him a fake pyro noise..... heard it and looked up and was all "WHOA, did he have pyro?!"
Then I rewound it 15 seconds, and he did not have pyro and it broke my heart.......
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
Chokeslam-a-palooza
Kane's wig is about to fall off and I'm going to lose it.
Triple A
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
Just started watching... crowd seems dead
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
GET BACK IN THE RING!
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
They gave him a fake pyro noise..... heard it and looked up and was all "WHOA, did he have pyro?!"
Then I rewound it 15 seconds, and he did not have pyro and it broke my heart.......
Maybe they could CGI the effect for tv viewers like that time they did it when Bray stole Taker's powers.
http://e.rpp-noticias.io/normal/2015/11/02/445544_21643.jpg
ClockShot
12-11-2017, 11:05 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lock Jaw
12-11-2017, 11:06 PM
Shoulda known it would end in a draw and then they would do a triple threat
Emperor Smeat
12-11-2017, 11:06 PM
:| This feud is going to continue.
Tom Guycott
12-11-2017, 11:07 PM
Ewww the rest of The Shield call Roman the big dog? ugh
Well, they've been doing that a long time; since coining that whole "Hounds of Justice" phrase and having all the cerberus iconography associated with them. It just didn't become noticable/insufferable until WWE decided to run with that as something that needs to be shoehorned into getting Roman over in addition to shoving the camera up his nose during their entrances well before Seth even turned on them.
Why was Roman standing watching a monitor in the back for so long?
He wanted to make absolutely sure Joe was talking about him. Didn't want to jump to any conclusions.
... my usual TL;DR doesn't appear to be on the agenda for tonight, as the internet fun police appear to be all over this week's episode of RAW. Guess I'm just going to read through this thread to catch up and call it a day.
Dark One
12-11-2017, 11:07 PM
Now they're going to have to have a rematch and reinforce the barricades too.
Triple A
12-11-2017, 11:07 PM
emotional @ very fat man in crowd watching the show w/ chubby lil son
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