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Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 07:44 PM
Or something like that.

Y'all watching? What's supposed to happen tonight? Something cool with Jason Jordan? Probably.

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 07:45 PM
Braun does something worse to Kane than putting him through a table?

I'm running out of crazy ideas since a lot of crazy things have happen the last few months.

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 07:48 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">One nonstop hour of <a href="https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@MATTHARDYBRAND</a> &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWEBrayWyatt</a> laughing <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/942795823376732160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 07:48 PM
Is Braun/Kane gonna main again in some ridiculous gimmick match? Or are they just going to make it a triple threat at the Rumble?

Maybe we'll get some Rumble qualifiers?

slik
12-18-2017, 07:58 PM
Let's get rumbling

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 07:59 PM
Is Braun/Kane gonna main again in some ridiculous gimmick match? Or are they just going to make it a triple threat at the Rumble?

Maybe we'll get some Rumble qualifiers?

WE'LL FIND OUT TONIGHT!

Most likely a triple threat at the Rumble.

Which would suck.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:00 PM
WE'LL FIND OUT TONIGHT!

Most likely a triple threat at the Rumble.

Which would suck.

Especially since I'm going.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:01 PM
Do they really think that anybody still gives a fuck about Kane?

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:03 PM
Please Kurt, address the Braun/Kane situation.

And then proceed to get interrupted by somebody. Most likely your "son".

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 08:04 PM
Do they really think that anybody still gives a fuck about Kane?

Yeup. Think the sheets mentioned before about Kane being Vince's personal favorite when it comes to needing a reliable monster heel on the spot.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:04 PM
I wouldn't mind a Samoa Joe/Roman Reigns/Jason Jordan triple threat at some point. Possibly the Rumble. Possibly tonight.

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:04 PM
BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:05 PM
Braun wants an answer now....................................OR ELSE!

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 08:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/cUvVITQ.gif

Dark One
12-18-2017, 08:05 PM
Mick Foley would give them a match against the tag team champions.

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 08:05 PM
Will never manage to not hear Hogan's voice whenever Braun speaks.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:05 PM
Look at his face. Is he Bronzer Strowman now?

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:06 PM
Yeup. Think the sheets mentioned before about Kane being Vince's personal favorite when it comes to needing a reliable monster heel on the spot.

God damn it.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:07 PM
Honestly, my disdain for Kane would be considerably less if he wasn't wearing that stupid fucking wig.

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 08:07 PM
Brock/Kane would be terrible and not at all believable that Kane could win. Brock/Braun has already been done and it wouldn't look good for Braun to job again.

A triple threat could potentially be a fun trainwreck, allows Kane to do the job, and Braun can be kept strong by going through the announce table or something.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 08:07 PM
It blows my mind that two years ago Braun had like six matches under his belt and was the drizzling shits, now he's 2017's Stone Cold Hulk Hogan.

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:08 PM
Paulie's here.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 08:08 PM
Brock/Kane would be terrible and not at all believable that Kane could win. Brock/Braun has already been done and it wouldn't look good for Braun to job again.

A triple threat could potentially be a fun trainwreck, allows Kane to do the job, and Braun can be kept strong by going through the announce table or something.

Alternatively, they could, you know, not book a match where all answers are wrong.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-18-2017, 08:08 PM
well, here comes the pain

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-18-2017, 08:09 PM
Lesnar should eat that Fernando > Lesnar sign and wipe his ass with it.

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:10 PM
Kurt you pussy.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:10 PM
Uh oh are we going to get that Brock vs Kane match I know we've all been dying to see?

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:10 PM
Well, that didn't take long.

And fuck.

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:11 PM
Good boy, Kane. You take that F5.

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 08:11 PM
Alternatively, they could, you know, not book a match where all answers are wrong.

I agree. But this is WWE.

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:11 PM
Well, there's 1 answer for next year's tipsters.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-18-2017, 08:11 PM
Hope the ring survives. Wouldn't want the Rumble to get cancelled.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:12 PM
Kane's probably the nicest guy or whatever, but I have absolutely ZERO interest in watching him wrestle.

Rollins/Joe could be good.

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 08:12 PM
Just gotta hope the SummerSlam main event is the template they use for the Rumble. Just let three big dudes do inhumane things to each other for a while before Brock wins.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:12 PM
Seriously Kane is like 50 where did this push come from?

DAMN iNATOR
12-18-2017, 08:12 PM
Brock's The Man Now, Dog

Dark One
12-18-2017, 08:12 PM
"Kane just sat up from an F5!"

...60 seconds later.

slik
12-18-2017, 08:14 PM
To be fair, Kane vs. Brock Lesnar is something new. (I didn't say it would be good or was 15 years too late -- but new).

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:17 PM
Did The Shield break up again?

Seth back to his old entrance.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:19 PM
I have a whole new respect and love for Booker T after hearing Saxton last night

owenbrown
12-18-2017, 08:19 PM
Has Jason Jordan got X-Pac heat yet?

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:19 PM
OOH AH OOH AH OOH AH

owenbrown
12-18-2017, 08:19 PM
or is it more like go away heat?

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 08:20 PM
Kind of funny how short The Shield's reunion was considering all the hype and blabbering by commentary about its return. They pretty much are just a group in name only now.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:20 PM
Jordon sounds a little like Dustin Rhodes

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:21 PM
Sounds fair.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:21 PM
Has Jason Jordan got X-Pac heat yet?

No because his matches are still really fucking good

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 08:21 PM
or is it more like go away heat?

That's exactly what X-Pac heat is.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:21 PM
Did The Shield break up again?

Seth back to his old entrance.

They all do their own entrance.

Savio
12-18-2017, 08:22 PM
The "SJ" star from Joes titantron reminds me of "Jamstars" avatar.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:23 PM
looks like these two pretty gals wanna dance with each other first

Savio
12-18-2017, 08:24 PM
What is there to look forward to tonight?

Savio
12-18-2017, 08:25 PM
What is there to look forward to tonight?(this is an honest question, not trying to be a dick)

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:25 PM
Something tells me Jordon will slowly work his way into fans hearts like a heartworm

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:26 PM
I dunno what the problem is. I like Jason Jordan a lot.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:27 PM
Why is facing Samoa Joe a PRIZE? People should be terrified.

ClockShot
12-18-2017, 08:27 PM
I dunno what the problem is. I like Jason Jordan a lot.

It all started with an idea...........

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 08:29 PM
"This is boring" chant for Rollins/Jordan

A.J.K
12-18-2017, 08:30 PM
"This is boring" chant for Rollins/Jordan

Ouch.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:30 PM
They think this is boring? fuck this crowd

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:31 PM
That's what I thought they were saying. Nothing wrong with this match so far.

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 08:32 PM
I dunno what the problem is. I like Jason Jordan a lot.

Been liking his character as a "li'l b***h" as of recent weeks

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:33 PM
Yeah, it's working for him.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:34 PM
Been liking his character as a "li'l b***h" as of recent weeks

He wears it really well glad WWE had sense enough to switch gears on him

dunno who was stupid enough to think nepotism was the way to push a face

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 08:34 PM
Going to assume the crowd simply just wants to see Rollins-Joe instead of another attempt by the WWE to get Jordan over with crowds.

Match itself has been fine, crowd just doesn't want to be as invested in Jordan like the WWE has been trying.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:39 PM
The rolling Northern lights is incredibly impressive.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:39 PM
A small gripe with Jordon (and a lot of wrestlers really) not making it look like you had a plan for somebody doing a springboard or move from the top
Jordon just walked into it hands by his sides

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:40 PM
A small gripe with Jordon (and a lot of wrestlers really) not making it look like you had a plan for somebody doing a springboard or move from the top
Jordon just walked into it hands by his sides

I thought it looked like he was about to toss him over his head.

Savio
12-18-2017, 08:41 PM
Frog splashes used to be finishers

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:41 PM
Kinda like Kurt Angle used to do.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:41 PM
The rolling Northern lights is incredibly impressive.

We saw his former partner hit a chaos theory on Big E last night

crazy

slik
12-18-2017, 08:42 PM
Kane recovered awfully fast from Brock Lesnar to RT this just now

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Say a prayer for the <a href="https://twitter.com/knoxsheriff?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@knoxsheriff</a> deputy shot tonight in East Knox County. Our men and women in blue put their lives at risk to protect and serve, and they deserve our thanks and prayers.</p>&mdash; Tim Burchett (@timburchett) <a href="https://twitter.com/timburchett/status/942925962517336064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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SlickyTrickyDamon
12-18-2017, 08:43 PM
Jason Jordan loses again. Maybe he should face Braun next week.

Savio
12-18-2017, 08:44 PM
Rollins has a really weak finisher, shoulda kept the pedigree.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:46 PM
We saw his former partner hit a chaos theory on Big E last night

crazy

There was no reason to split American Alpha.

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 08:46 PM
Samoa Joe and Braun two of the most over faces in the company right now.

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-18-2017, 08:48 PM
What is there to look forward to tonight?

Asuka? I assume.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:48 PM
Rollins has a really weak finisher, shoulda kept the pedigree.

He needs a finisher badly

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-18-2017, 08:48 PM
Rollins has a really weak finisher, shoulda kept the pedigree.

It broke Cena's nose. It's not weak.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:48 PM
Cole calls Samoa Joe out for a cheap shot when Rollins original cheap shot on the outside is what started that whole thing.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:49 PM
Just realized I'm looking forward to SDL tomorrow

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:49 PM
Ambrose should be pissed that both of his partners have already been in a match tonight.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:50 PM
Oh no. Please don't.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:50 PM
WWE revolves around Samoa Joe incredible

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:53 PM
Why has Finn been smiling so much lately? Is it because he just likes to have fun?

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:53 PM
I can see Vince notes to Graves "Make sure you hit WOKEN really hard" last part is triple underlined

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:53 PM
Why has Finn been smiling so much lately? Is it because he just likes to have fun?

please don't say that.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 08:54 PM
Why has Finn been smiling so much lately? Is it because he just likes to have fun?

He just loves to have fun (MAGGLE).

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 08:54 PM
Balor upgraded to an "extraordinary man" tonight!

slik
12-18-2017, 08:54 PM
Hey it's Finnegan McOver

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:55 PM
Balor upgraded to an "extraordinary man" tonight!

Haha, I thought I heard that too. I'm glad somebody realized that you can't make a star by calling him "ordinary".

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 08:56 PM
If WWE did a way better job with Finn, the "first ever Universal Champion" tag line would be a lot more meaningful and aura worthy.

Instead its a weekly reminder of how far Finn has fallen since that moment.

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 08:57 PM
Haha, I thought I heard that too. I'm glad somebody realized that you can't make a star by calling him "ordinary".

The Ordinary Man Among Men

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 08:58 PM
RIP neckbrace

KIRA
12-18-2017, 08:59 PM
So now its an extraordinary man doing Extra ordinary things.

hmmm

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 08:59 PM
Balor needs to go to SmackDown. He's just treading water on Raw.

rez
12-18-2017, 09:00 PM
RAW should just be wrestling..no skits. they can fill the rest of the time up with woken matt laughing..

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:00 PM
Did finn keep that smile the whole break his face must hurt

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 09:00 PM
So now its an extraordinary man doing Extra ordinary things.

hmmm

A bit redundant now

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:01 PM
Bo picked that jacket off a Vegas card dealer

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:03 PM
Curtis Axel is morphing into Arn Anderson

owenbrown
12-18-2017, 09:04 PM
Miztourage about to be buried :(

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:05 PM
Booker just roasted Cole

Cole:I've had my nose broken before but it wasn't from a punch in the face

Booker T:Ridin your 10-speed huh?

lol

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:06 PM
What the hell?

SlickyTrickyDamon
12-18-2017, 09:06 PM
205Live myass! GO GO HIDEO!

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:07 PM
They're going to make Itami a face again? What the fucking fuck is this shit?

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:07 PM
REALLY

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 09:07 PM
Hideo face turn

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 09:07 PM
Shoehorn a random Itami appearance to remind people he's gonna be on 205 Live tomorrow

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 09:07 PM
:lol: at them going to a commercial break right after Itami makes his official main roster debut.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 09:09 PM
Well... that's... weird.

Between the Mixed Match Challenge bumping 205's time slot, them adding Bray/Matt to the "205 Live Tour," and now Hideo just showing up out of the blue for a "Raw" segment a day before he was supposed to debut... I don't think the Cruiserweights are going to be separate, special snowflakes for much longer--if they exist at all.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:09 PM
Itami was finally finding his footing as a heel. None of this makes sense.

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 09:09 PM
They're going to make Itami a face again? What the fucking fuck is this shit?

So he can fight the heel cruiserweight champ, win the title, and then lose it back again in the rematch.

slik
12-18-2017, 09:12 PM
I'm impressed the crowd knew who Itami was

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:14 PM
Itami was finally finding his footing as a heel. None of this makes sense.

I was digging that but guess they need another face in the cruiserweight division

GD
12-18-2017, 09:16 PM
Technically, both Hideo and Bálor are Cruiserweights.

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 09:17 PM
Itami was finally finding his footing as a heel. None of this makes sense.

WWE seemingly can't make up their minds if NXT should count as canon or not.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:18 PM
NXT should be fire this week.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:20 PM
Tyler Bate's weird body just freaks me out

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:20 PM
WWE seemingly can't make up their minds if NXT should count as canon or not.

Which is funny, considering they just mentioned Bo Dallas being an NXT champion.

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 09:22 PM
Tyler Bate's weird body just freaks me out

Seemed less weird looking when I last saw him.......

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:23 PM
The ZO train kick line remains Enzo's finest hr

slik
12-18-2017, 09:23 PM
Y 2 Enzo

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 09:24 PM
:lol: at the running gag involving Gulag's power point stuff.

rez
12-18-2017, 09:24 PM
wannabe rusev day

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:25 PM
WTF jar jar oh Gulak can fuck right off

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 09:25 PM
Cedric Alexander's theme takes way too long to get to the main beat. Not really conducive to a pop.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 09:25 PM
POWEERRRRRR

POOOOOOINNNNNNTTTTT

PRESENTATION!

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:26 PM
Booker Certified T

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:26 PM
Cedric needs to ask for a personality for Christmas

Dark One
12-18-2017, 09:27 PM
Booker Certified T

He probably much prefers that to "Mr." T.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 09:27 PM
Number one contender's match going on in the ring, you know, in case anyone was curious.

rez
12-18-2017, 09:34 PM
:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:please take the headset away from enzo ugh

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:34 PM
Damn, the cruiserweights have to make the Raw and Smackdown town every week.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 09:34 PM
lol at the table trying to spend two minutes at mentioning a hashtag because Enzo won't shut up.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:36 PM
lol at the table trying to spend two minutes at mentioning a hashtag because Enzo won't shut up.

Honestly though, who gives a fuck that Hideo Itami is trending?

Sepholio
12-18-2017, 09:36 PM
Someone should ask Enzo if he got that issue with his signature taken care of.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:37 PM
The Gabba Gulak Grip :y:

owenbrown
12-18-2017, 09:38 PM
Enzo must have gotten a hot DM from Nia Jax

Dark One
12-18-2017, 09:39 PM
The Gabba Gulak Grip :y:

If nothing else, Enzo is quick

"I taught him that! No one's getting out of that!"
"Okay then. What's it called?"
"The Gabba Gulak Grip!"

Smooth.

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 09:39 PM
Damn, the cruiserweights have to make the Raw and Smackdown town every week.

Yeup and think its the whole division traveling even if they don't show up on RAW or 205 Live that week.

They really should have given the division to Smackdown when they had the chance for traveling reasons.

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 09:39 PM
I would love to bang Mandy Rose. That would be a great 90 seconds.

owenbrown
12-18-2017, 09:40 PM
Alicia Fox gets murdered by Asuka... NEXT!

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:43 PM
Alicia Fox gets murdered by Asuka... NEXT!

:'(:'(:'(:nono:

Dark One
12-18-2017, 09:45 PM
Hope Nia Jax has plenty of penicillin.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:45 PM
Gulak is great.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:46 PM
Just what on earth is the purpose of showing the Asuka mask before her music kicks in? Missed pop opportunity.

owenbrown
12-18-2017, 09:46 PM
Drew did a lot of things wrong.... says the guy who left the announce desk while a match deciding who his next challenger is going on in the ring.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:46 PM
Lotta broken noses tonight

Gulak is just sacred

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:48 PM
I love that Foxy still wears the captain's hat.

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 09:48 PM
So did Alicia recently give up on wanting to exist in the WWE. Willing facing Asuka for a 3rd time in a row.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:48 PM
Foxy sure has come a long way from being the wedding planner for Edge and Vickie Guerrero.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:48 PM
Asuka can't even find the flow in her theme anymore

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:49 PM
This woman is an unsung hero.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:50 PM
To bad shes about to have her insides shattered

A.J.K
12-18-2017, 09:51 PM
Drunken Uncle Booker T.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 09:51 PM
I wonder what Emma's up to these days.

GD
12-18-2017, 09:51 PM
I don't know how I feel about Booker anymore.

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 09:52 PM
Remember Alicia Fox briefly managing DJ Gabriel?

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Gabriel was mad good actually. They sent him down after only like 6 months though and he was never seen in WWE again.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 09:53 PM
I would crack up if booker brings up Japan in order to further the point that Asuka has lost before

Dark One
12-18-2017, 09:54 PM
"That was the coup d'etat right there"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Booker hit the Olde English a little hard tonight.

rez
12-18-2017, 09:54 PM
goddamnit. now i'm hungry

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 09:54 PM
Maryse is a vegetarian? Does that mean she's never eaten Miz' meat?

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 09:59 PM
Maryse is a vegetarian? Does that mean she's never eaten Miz' meat?

Nope, she just tosses his salad.

owenbrown
12-18-2017, 09:59 PM
Maryse is a vegetarian? Does that mean she's never eaten Miz' meat?

:lol:

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:01 PM
Sheamus theme the best

DAMN iNATOR
12-18-2017, 10:02 PM
Whenever Sheamus and Cesaro do their pose, it always reminds me of the nigh impossible to beat Goro from the MK series.

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:02 PM
"Two Thirds of The Shield" not as catchy a tag team name as "The Bar"

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:03 PM
The Shield 4.0

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:04 PM
No mention of The Big Dog tonight. Where is he?

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:05 PM
Jordan's gear fitting in nicely with his opponents.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 10:05 PM
"Two Thirds of The Shield" not as catchy a tag team name as "The Bar"

Vince probably screaming at Cole for not wedging in enough branding.

Let me try...

"Two Thirds of the Original Shield (TM), Seth Rollins (TM) and Dean Ambrose (TM), are about to face off with the team of Cesaro (TM) and Sheamus (TM) who call themselves THE BAR (TM) right here on the longest-running episodic TV show in history, MONDAY NIGHT RAW!"

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 10:05 PM
"Two Thirds of The Shield" not as catchy a tag team name as "The Bar"

At least he didn't also blurt out "Original" for the Shield call.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 10:05 PM
No mention of The Big Dog tonight. Where is he?

Mumps 2: The Reckoning.

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 10:06 PM
No mention of The Big Dog tonight. Where is he?

Reigns got the night off.

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:08 PM
Vince probably screaming at Cole for not wedging in enough branding.

Let me try...

"Two Thirds of the Original Shield (TM), The Architect Kingslayer The Man Seth "Freakin" Rollins (TM) and The Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose (TM), are about to face off with the team of The Swiss Cyborg Cesaro (TM) and The Celtic Warrior, The Great White Sheamus (TM) who call themselves THE BAR (TM) right here on the longest-running episodic TV show in history, MONDAY NIGHT RAW!"

DAMN iNATOR
12-18-2017, 10:10 PM
Sheamus theme the best

Really hoped it might grow on me over the years, but never did. :-\

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:10 PM
Really hoped it might grow on me over the years, but never did. :-\

You are wrong

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:12 PM
I bet Vince just thinks it's the funniest shit of all time whenever Cesaro speaks with his mouth guard.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:13 PM
Sheamus's theme is fantastic. It's not up for debate.

GD
12-18-2017, 10:14 PM
So Rollins and Ambrose wear the Shield gear only when they tag with Roman Reigns?

DAMN iNATOR
12-18-2017, 10:14 PM
You are wrong

Doesn't matter anymore...I'm mad AF @ Graves not wanting Twitter to be mad at him to make up for the lack of people not mad at him for calling a move by the wrong name before correcting himself. :shifty:

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 10:16 PM
Ouch at that thud sound from the backdrop done to Ceasro on the outside.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:16 PM
How is what Cesaro did a "cheap shot" after what Ambrose had just done RIGHT before that? That's the second time tonight Cole has been dumb.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:17 PM
Uh oh, Dean seems for real hurt.

DAMN iNATOR
12-18-2017, 10:17 PM
Hope this is just an angle and not a real injury...yikes.

GD
12-18-2017, 10:17 PM
Dean :(

DAMN iNATOR
12-18-2017, 10:18 PM
Uh oh, Dean seems for real hurt.

Well shit. :(

GD
12-18-2017, 10:19 PM
Reusing the Royal Rumble graphics from last year?

rez
12-18-2017, 10:20 PM
did she just get out of the limo with mic already in hand? fuck, this is gonna be a long one..

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:20 PM
Somebody gon get their face slapped

Somebody gon get their dick split

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:20 PM
Let the ball-chopping commence.

Also, that limo driver was definitely checking out Steph's ass when she walked away.

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 10:21 PM
Jordan is living proof of WWE's 50-50 booking habits. Followed up a 5 match win streak with now a 5 match losing streak and before that he was pretty much trading wins and losses.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 10:21 PM
Why god why

KIRA
12-18-2017, 10:21 PM
"KANE SAT UP!"and 20 yrs ago that wouldve been legit scary not so much now at all

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:21 PM
I guess I'd better go grab a nice cold Dr. Pepper for this.

GD
12-18-2017, 10:21 PM
So Rollins and Ambrose wear the Shield gear only when they tag with Roman Reigns?

Dean Ambrose felt rejuvenated when he wore the Shield riot gear. Not sure why he'd go back to jeans.

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 10:22 PM
I was intrigued when I saw the limo and just let out the biggest groan when Steph stepped out.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 10:23 PM
Offer up your man-sacks gentlemen as a sacrifice to our ball breaking god.

GD
12-18-2017, 10:24 PM
Time to belittle someone and get herself over. Papa H couldn't be more proud.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 10:26 PM
If the main event is Bray and Matt playing chess I'd be all for it

rez
12-18-2017, 10:27 PM
I wanna be an ally in the great war :(

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 10:27 PM
:lol: Napoleon's complex getting worse because he's a fish in this vessel

GD
12-18-2017, 10:28 PM
It's a work :)

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 10:28 PM
Yeesh, that backstage attack looked a thrown together way to write off Dean

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:28 PM
So Ambrose is fine.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 10:28 PM
Path to Ambrose heel turn set.

GD
12-18-2017, 10:28 PM
Where's Roman when you need him? :nono:

rez
12-18-2017, 10:30 PM
do people really play call of duty games ?

Dark One
12-18-2017, 10:30 PM
Where's Roman when you need him? :nono:

It's been well-established that Roman is the worst friend in wrestling history.

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:30 PM
Matt Hardy not as unbearable as past two weeks

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 10:33 PM
SAY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:33 PM
YEAAAHHH

GD
12-18-2017, 10:33 PM
Say Yeaaaahhhhhh! :love:

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:33 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

KIRA
12-18-2017, 10:34 PM
WE GO HARD!

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 10:34 PM
Holy shit Rhyno looks gigantic now

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:34 PM
do people really play call of duty games ?

What are you, joking?

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:34 PM
Whoa, Dana looked super sexy right there.

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:35 PM
hot business braud Dana

KIRA
12-18-2017, 10:35 PM
Stay healthy guys

So they ve been breaking their own bones

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 10:35 PM
Blonde chicks in glasses is guaranteed wood from me. So thank you very much, Ms. Brooke :y:

Dark One
12-18-2017, 10:38 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Excellent graphic design work on this, and a fantastic message to the universe! Fist them good, guys! <a href="https://t.co/tnEZx6PqDI">https://t.co/tnEZx6PqDI</a></p>&mdash; Drew Gulak (@DrewGulak) <a href="https://twitter.com/DrewGulak/status/929904515687616513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Revival def fisted them good.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 10:39 PM
If they can survive long enough wanna see them vs the Bar

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 10:39 PM
Only took a few weeks for Paige's group to get the main event piss break treatment.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:40 PM
Wouldn't it be wild if Dana Brooke was the missing piece to finally make Titus Worldwide relevan?

rez
12-18-2017, 10:41 PM
What are you, joking?

no..just bitching out loud. stupid cash cow games with no substance.

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 10:43 PM
Teasing a Slater/Rhyno breakup. Because Raw gained a team, they must lose another.

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 10:44 PM
Wouldn't it be wild if Dana Brooke was the missing piece to finally make Titus Worldwide relevan?

I wanna know why they randomly dropped Akira Tozawa from the group.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 10:44 PM
YEEEEESSSSSSSS

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 10:46 PM
ELIAS IS THE FIRST MAN IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 10:46 PM
:lol:

DAMN iNATOR
12-18-2017, 10:47 PM
HOO BOY, Targeting the ratings opponents directly, huh?

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:47 PM
lol at Cole getting so hyped up at it being BOSS TIME

owenbrown
12-18-2017, 10:47 PM
Cole needs to shut the fuck up with the dated references

KIRA
12-18-2017, 10:47 PM
Hes gonna serinade us with a holiday classic I can't wait gonna make Nat King Cole look like Justin Beiber

DAMN iNATOR
12-18-2017, 10:47 PM
Sasha's hair very wavy/curly tonight.

Emperor Smeat
12-18-2017, 10:47 PM
Drifter should play his song in the background while the 6-woman tag match occurs as payback.

Dark One
12-18-2017, 10:48 PM
Cole needs to shut the fuck up with the dated references

JBL's gone, so somebody's gotta do it.

KIRA
12-18-2017, 10:48 PM
Those ragging bitches!

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:48 PM
Mickie with a nice Canadian Tuxedo

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:48 PM
Elias is really great.

Evil Vito
12-18-2017, 10:49 PM
I see Sasha got a new weave

DAMN iNATOR
12-18-2017, 10:49 PM
Here's a hint, Elias: These 3 don't want to be your new groupies.

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:49 PM
"All the ladies want to walk with Elias. Now if you'll excuse me...RHODE ISLAND YOU'RE NOTHING SPECIAL..."

:lol::lol::lol:

Soooooo good

owenbrown
12-18-2017, 10:49 PM
Cole needs to shut the fuck up

I fixed my own post

Lock Jaw
12-18-2017, 10:49 PM
R.I.P. Yellow Bayley Buddy

Anybody Thrilla
12-18-2017, 10:49 PM
Elias draws the line that he also walks at Bayley.

rez
12-18-2017, 10:50 PM
Not even Elias wants a hug from you, Bayley.

DAMN iNATOR
12-18-2017, 10:50 PM
Dr. Shelby's grades for tonight's competitors: Bayley: A, Elias: F.