John Cena in talks for live-action 'Duke Nukem' film produced by Michael Bay

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The Hollywood Reporter has revealed John Cena is in talks to star in a film adaptation of the video game Duke Nukem.

The video game revolves around a tough guy who fights aliens and smokes cigars. The movie will be produced by Michael Bay's production company, Platinum Dunes.


https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/john-cena-talks-star-video-game-adaptation-duke-nukem-1077194

[Tom Guycott]

As long as they overdub Cena's voice with that of John St. Jon, I'll give it chance.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This sounds like my childhood being butchered, but good for Cena. I always thought Rock would have been good at it too. Cena could be hilarious though.

[Sixx]

Your face, your ass - what's the difference?

[Tom Guycott]

Hmmm... don't have time to play with myself.

[Sixx]

By the way, I assumed if there ever was a Duke Nukem movie, it would be Uwe Boll's.

[Evil Vito]

I look forward to seeing ALL OF THE EXPLOSIONS

[Mr. Nerfect]

By the way, I assumed if there ever was a Duke Nukem movie, it would be Uwe Boll's.

Michael Bay is actually a step up.

[Sixx]

Michael Bay is actually a step up.

Oh, I know that. And when Bay is a step up from you, you should call it quits.

[Big Vic]

Who do expect to direct something like Duke Nukem, Robert Redford?

[Jordan]

Yeah I like that casting.

[Danny Electric]

Everyone will hate it cos it will be rated 15 and toned down and there will be no stripclubs.