WWE RAW ***Official Thread*** The Backlash from Backlash

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">After being called the &quot;Uncrowned <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/UniversalChampion?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#UniversalChampion</a>&quot; AND taking down <a href="https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@SamoaJoe</a> at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEBacklash?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWEBacklash</a>, is <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERomanReigns</a> destined to clash with <a href="https://twitter.com/BrockLesnar?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@BrockLesnar</a> once again? <a href="https://t.co/GBAJmdcN5b">https://t.co/GBAJmdcN5b</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/993551121934442497?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 7, 2018</a></blockquote>
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* Has Roman Reigns earned another opportunity at Universal Champion Brock Lesnar?


* Who will qualify for Money in the Bank?


* Are KO and Sami friend or foe after Backlash?


* Can Bayley/Sasha put their differences aside when they face The Riott Squad?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yes
Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Braun Strowman, Bobby Lashley, Seth Rollins, Finn Balor, Elias and Jinder Mahal
Friends pretending to be foes
No

[Mr. Nerfect]

They probably won't all qualify tonight. Hmm, Bobby Roode will probably be in there too. 9 seems like too many. I think they do one for Raw and SmackDown and one for the women.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Reigns winning the Universal Title in Chicago is going to be hilarious. Brock will have surpassed Punk's title reign by then too. Glorious.

[RP]

They really need to run a long term injury angle and shelf Roman for 2-3 months.

[Droford]

I think whats going to happen is Lesnar and Reigns will wrestle at MITB and whoever wins MITB will cash in on them like Seth Rollins did at WM and pin Reigns so they can get the belt off Lesnar.

[ClockShot]

Yes
Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn, Braun Strowman, Bobby Lashley, Seth Rollins, Finn Balor, Elias and Jinder Mahal
Friends pretending to be foes
No

Same answers for the above questions.

[Jordan]

How bad is our addiction that we are going to sit through three more hours of this.

[Jordan]

We get to see the continuation of Nia and Bliss!

[RP]

The best way to start Raw off tonight is with a Roman Reigns in ring promo

[Dark One]

What's the fucking point

[Lock Jaw]

Dark One entering the RAW existential crisis zone early tonight

[ClockShot]

Evening boys & girls.

[Dark One]

Dark One entering the RAW existential crisis zone early tonight

"WHAT'S EL TACO NEGRO DOING IN THE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS ZONE?!"

http://i.imgur.com/R0pJH.gif

[KIRA]

Activating 99th title shot

[Emperor Smeat]

* Has Roman Reigns earned another opportunity at Universal Champion Brock Lesnar?
* Who will qualify for Money in the Bank?
* Are KO and Sami friend or foe after Backlash?
* Can Bayley/Sasha put their differences aside when they face The Riott Squad?

No
Curt Hawkins, Bo Dallas, No Way Jose, Jinder Mahal, Mike Kanellis, & Mojo Rawley
Frenemies
Yes or maybe No since Creative keeps forgetting each week.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Last night, the viewers experienced the Backlash."

Oh, Corey. If only you knew.

[Savio]

"we never stop pushing Roman!"

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! has something to say about this.

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha at Thanos Braun sign

[ClockShot]

Remember Kurt, just give him what he wants.

[ClockShot]

I CHOPPED THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' TREE DOWN!

[Lock Jaw]

Even as a kid, Braun was tipping over objects

[Savio]

Glad Corey didn't call out Coach for missing Braun in TLC this year.

[ClockShot]

Here's Kevin Owens with a death wish.

[Splaya]

Braun killed kids

[Lock Jaw]

BAD MONSTER

[Emperor Smeat]

Think Owens took one too many bumps on the head last night. Publicly insulting The Braun is not wise for one's health.

[Splaya]

BAD MONSTER

[ClockShot]

RING THE BELL!

[slik]

Just tuning into RAW what is going on w/ KO and BRAUN?

[ClockShot]

Just tuning into RAW what is going on w/ KO and BRAUN?

They both want a free ride into MITB.

Angle just made a match between them as a qualifier.

[slik]

Thx!

anything else happen so far?

[KIRA]

This should be brutal as hell

[RP]

Just tuning into RAW what is going on w/ KO and BRAUN?

Roman gets auto bid into Money In The Bank. Everyone else has qualifying matches tonight.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Braun killed kids

We don't know that 💯, TBF.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if the winner of the MitB case is limited to just their brand's title or can go after any title like Rumble winners.

Made sense when they had brand specific cases or shows that it would not be possible but now that every PPV is co-brand, wonder if that restriction is gone.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, poor Alexa. Sending positive vibes. 🙏

[KIRA]

Lol at coach thinking that Bron can't climb a ladder for some reason

[RP]

Also, poor Alexa. Sending positive vibes. 🙏

Is she ok?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lol at coach thinking that Bron can't climb a ladder for some reason

I know what you meant but saw that spelling and thought of LeBron trying unsuccessfully to climb a ladder and thought to myself
http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/damn-ron-simmons-gif-6.gif

[Jordan]

Owens is awesome.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is she ok?

According to Metzer and WrestleTalk, she injured her shoulder v. Nia last night.

[Jordan]

These guys are really good together.

[Shisen Kopf]

According to Metzer and WrestleTalk, she injured her shoulder v. Nia last night.

That giant eat beast of a woman should be suspended and sent to fat camp for the summer

[Jordan]

My fantasy dream match for KO is against Austin. I think they would have had an epic match. Fuck Strowman just knocked Owen's head off.

[Jordan]

OMG! What a bump by Owens that was cool.

[KIRA]

Owens doing a very good job of illustrating how a smaller man takes down somebody like Bruan making it look believable

[Emperor Smeat]

Braun's steamroll run on the outside is great. Owens makes them look really brutal.

[slik]

Braun vs KO is a surprisingly great match

[Jordan]

Okay he's dead.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/2kXTU1s.gif

[Jordan]

Oh man this is fun.

[ClockShot]

That was fun.

[KIRA]

I know what you meant but saw that spelling and thought of LeBron trying unsuccessfully to climb a ladder and thought to myself
http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/damn-ron-simmons-gif-6.gif
I'm just going to get this out of the way it's not me it's spell correction

[Jordan]

Imagine when he tries to do that to Brock but gets caught in an overhead belly to belly through a table.

[KIRA]

now that people kept pointing out the long-haired dude I can't unsee him thanks a lot dicks

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="lv" dir="ltr">BRAUN. <a href="https://t.co/3vbWO5GhvP">pic.twitter.com/3vbWO5GhvP</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/993648810923646976?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 8, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[DAMN iNATOR]

That giant eat beast of a woman should be suspended and sent to fat camp for the summer

I'd agree but we all know she'd just eat everything in sight while she was there. She needs an inedible solitary room with padded walls and a huge straitjacket.

[Jordan]

Hopefully Sami wins I am disinterested in the other two. They could turn Sami at anytime to be a babyface.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm just going to get this out of the way it's not me it's spell correction

I figured that. Was just saying your unintentional misspelling made me giggle.

[KIRA]

I want to say Ember is going to win this but she hasn't done enough yet and Ruby Riot seems to be on a roll

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wow. Adam Sandler doesn't age. Like at all.

Still hppe to see my dream buddy comedy film come true with him and Jim Carrey in one together. My two all-time favorite funny men.

[slik]

Is Roman really into the MITB already for beating Joe?

[Dark One]

https://i0.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Daniel-Bryan-Angry-Eye-Roll.gif?ssl=1

[DAMN iNATOR]

I want to say Ember is going to win this but she hasn't done enough yet and Ruby Riot seems to be on a roll

And Bayley may somehow cost Sasha in the match, too.

[ClockShot]

Is Roman really into the MITB already for beating Joe?

No.

He's in a triple threat match with Balor & Zayn for a spot.

[ClockShot]

NO!

NOT SMARTPHONE PROMOS!

[KIRA]

The interview guy has a disturbing head

[Shisen Kopf]

Bayley is so annoying

[Savio]

That was a good heel promo. Let the man be heel.

[KIRA]

And Bayley may somehow cost Sasha in the match, too.

And thus facilitating her long-awaited 1997 Eddie Guerrero heel turn

[ClockShot]

I'm all for Goldust being in the MITB.

[KIRA]

Roman is such a cock why not just turnhim into a bad guy

[Emperor Smeat]

This "Reigns is pissed at management" storyline is really stupid even by WWE standards. Reigns keeps claiming management holds him down yet he keeps getting title shots and main events.

WWE desperately wants Reigns to come off like Stone Cold for this but its not working because the storyline is just a big mess.

[RP]

I've really had enough of No Way Jose already.

[KIRA]

I would Mark out for days if Goldust won the Money in the Bank

[Jordan]

Yes! DANCE PARTY! I NEEDED THIS!

[rez]

jose no way. please...just go away

[ClockShot]

Braun won.

I really have no other reason to stay tuned in tonight.

[RP]

I hope No Way Jose gets injured badly in this match.

[Shisen Kopf]

Adam Rose needs to return to fight No Way Jose for this lame gimmick

[Jordan]

WAITING FOR ROLLINS. This is Monday Night Rawlins right?

[KIRA]

This "Reigns is pissed at management" storyline is really stupid even by WWE standards. Reigns keeps claiming management holds him down yet he keeps getting title shots and main events.

WWE desperately wants Reigns to come off like Stone Cold for this but its not working because the storyline is just a big mess.

It's like they completely forgotten how to write an anti authoritarian upper management hated Stone Cold it's pretty clear that they're in love with Roman there's no way he can make the claim that they're against him and have people buy it

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Titus to recover from his sudden Tripaitis disease.

[KIRA]

I'm about to see Baron Corbin and no way Jose and a match together give me strength

[Droford]

Theres supposed to be a tag team mitb match? WHY

theres not enough tag teams

[slik]

Roman coming across as really unlikable

again...

[slik]

if mgmt is mad at Roman why did his match close the ppv...

[Shisen Kopf]

Dont care about this match at all. Hope they all get hurt

[KIRA]

The Lone Wolf Baron Corbin....... And Company

[Dark One]

I hope No Way Jose gets injured badly in this match.

He's not wrestling Nia

[Emperor Smeat]

It's like they completely forgotten how to write an anti authoritarian upper management hated Stone Cold it's pretty clear that they're in love with Roman there's no way he can make the claim that they're against him and have people buy it

Yeup. The brief time it worked for Reigns involved Vince both times but led to nothing since WWE couldn't resist the urge to quickly go back to Cena-like stale booking for him.

Same for not letting him gradually develop his own special persona instead of shoehorning former mega star personas to him.

[Savio]

Baron Corbin seems like he would be an incel..... Someone should give him that gimmick.

[Shisen Kopf]

He's not wrestling Nia

Nia reminds me of Earthquake

[Droford]

How long til he's just Jose

[RP]

If Nia Jax injured Alexa's tits shoulder, i'll be fucking pissed.

[rez]

Roman or Nia more hated now?

[Droford]

Baron Corbin seems like he would be an incel..... Someone should give him that gimmick.

Im pretty sure he does not. Hes a Chad. that should be his gimmick.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: rare win by someone Angle traded for a few weeks ago.

[KIRA]

How the hell does no way Jose qualify as off-the-beaten-path when he loves to have fun just like the other 98% of their roster?

[Droford]

Ronda Rousey has to be in the MITB right?

[rez]

Nia/Roman are the O'Doyle's from Billy Madison...

[Emperor Smeat]

Baron Corbin seems like he would be an incel..... Someone should give him that gimmick.

TJP would probably fit better since he's already an MRA and maybe some other equally terrible things for stances.

[slik]

I thought Sasha was teaming w/ Bayley via WWE dot com

triple threat is a better idea

[KIRA]

Baron Corbin seems like he would be an incel..... Someone should give him that gimmick.

I can say a lot of things that are negative about Roman Reigns but I can pretty much guarantee he's not that

[slik]

I forgot about ember moon

r authors of pain still on raw

[Savio]

Im pretty sure he does not. Hes a Chad. that should be his gimmick.

What part of him is like a Chad? Not his personality.

[KIRA]

I still can't get over the fact that the last thing Jim Johnston ever did was give music to Baron Corbin is not the way I want to leave

[Savio]

I can see Corbin cutting promos declaring himself entitled to Alexa Blisses pussy and then going on a rampage when she turns him down.

[Droford]

Breeze and Fandango doing a Carmax commercal

lol

[KIRA]

TJP would probably fit better since he's already an MRA and maybe some other equally terrible things for stances.

A minute Perkins really is an MRA that's not just an online gimmick?
Jesus Christ that boy is a tool.

[Droford]

Ember has to win this I think

[KIRA]

I can see Corbin cutting promos declaring himself entitled to Alexa Blisses pussy and then going on a rampage when she turns him down.

He does come across like the type of guy she would eventually have to file a restraining order against.

[rez]

MRA?

[Emperor Smeat]

I forgot about ember moon

r authors of pain still on raw

Yes. Beat some French jobbers last week.

[RP]

Naomi not doing her glow gimmick anymore?

[Savio]

https://i.redd.it/xt43e4r92g5z.gif

Someone just posted this..... can never look at her the same way now.

[Dark One]

Ember has to win this I think

I'd expect Ruby to win. They seem to be pushing her--and probably rightfully so--and giving her the briefcase with a couple of goons in her employ seems like a good role for her.

I imagine Sasha/Ember will have some kind of second chance match.

[Shisen Kopf]

Yeah Naomi seems off tonight

[Dark One]

Yes. Beat some French jobbers last week.

You shut your mouth.

3.0 are saints.

[slik]

Ember is better than Sasha Banks

[slik]

sarah logan sucks

[Emperor Smeat]

A minute Perkins really is an MRA that's not just an online gimmick?
Jesus Christ that boy is a tool.

Yeah he spouts stuff about it or similar things in tone every so often. He didn't really get exposed as one till the CWC happened considering that is when the spike in interest for him occurred.

[Dark One]

Ruby's tights are longer.

Existential crisis getting worse.

[KIRA]

https://i.redd.it/xt43e4r92g5z.gif

Someone just posted this..... can never look at her the same way now.
Whoa

[KIRA]

Ember seems like she'd be a really really good face Champion though. She's small but unlike Alexa Bliss she looks like she can absolutely destroy you

[Emperor Smeat]

You shut your mouth.

3.0 are saints.
Your right. Forgot they were Les Saints Patrons de Perdre.

[Dark One]

Ruby's head nearly goes through the barricade, crowd cheering at some random shit in the crowd.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the ill timed "you deserve it" chants.

Made it seem like they were happy Ember got hurt.

[KIRA]

Somebody just get booted out

[Dark One]

Was really hoping Bayley was going to hit Sasha with Blade Runner.

[KIRA]

:lol: at the ill timed "you deserve it" chants.

Made it seem like they were happy Ember got hurt.

Watch I bet the one time Vince here's that he's going to think it's actually for her and then go nope she's not Championship material push her down the card you continue to be deaf to the cries of Roman sucks

[rez]

Still not sure if I should be frightened or aroused @ Moon

[Savio]

lol @ Frozen line

[KIRA]

Oh shit she did it

[Emperor Smeat]

Was really hoping Bayley was going to hit Sasha with Blade Runner.

Bayley's probably still waiting for her mini-switchblade necklace to arrive in the mail.

[slik]

A Bobby Lashley sit-down interview up next, oh no

[KIRA]

A Bobby Lashley sit-down interview up next, oh no

Strap in boys

[RP]

On that Table for 3 promo, Alexa's tits are trying to burst out like two baby Xenomorphs

[Dark One]

A Bobby Lashley sit-down interview up next, oh no

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[Droford]

I hate these car max ads

[Dark One]

Oh god.

Miz's dad is going to be on Miz and Mrs.

Now a must watch.

[slik]

"popular"

"ECW Champion"

[Dark One]

"Once served as the Secretary of Beatdowns for the current President of the United States"

[slik]

I h8 Lashley

[Savio]

Liked to promo package

[KIRA]

Popular....eh kinda I guess

[Emperor Smeat]

This video would have been way more effective as a "coming soon" hype package and not something done after his debut weeks later.

Same for this interview.

[Dark One]

"Cathy was a HUGE BITCH."

[RP]

Bobby these stories are uncomfortable

[Dark One]

"You know, Renee. I wasn't like those other unfortunate people, I had a great family.

My sisters tried to kill me daily."

[Dark One]

What the fuck is Bobby Lashley's childhood even

[RP]

Can we have another No Way Jose segment please?

[Droford]

Hard Hitting

[KIRA]

This sounds like the read through from my high school play

[Shisen Kopf]

THIS IS AWESOME!

[Dark One]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "COLOR"FUL RENEE?!

[slik]

Lashley has that rare ability to be both cheesy and bland at the same time.

[Dark One]

NEEEERRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[RP]

" Renee let me tell you about the time i had sex with my sisters best white friend "

[KIRA]

Jesus Christ he's going on about a filthy towel if this doesn't involve Luke Harper somehow I'm out

[Savio]

That interview was weird.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lashley with the phoniest smile of all-time to end that interview.

[KIRA]

I bet Rene has a whole new appreciation for her interviews with Nakamura

[Shisen Kopf]

I didnt make one stolen bike joke during the Lashley interview.

[RP]

" Renee, what my sister and the culprit who stole her towel didnt know, was that i ejaculated on that towel well over 350 times. "

[KIRA]

Can somebody tell me what the f*** that was

[slik]

What does it say when I find Jinder more entertaining than Lashley at this point

[KIRA]

So we're just going to ignore that super strange sit down huh WWE

[Dark One]

If Bobby Lashley doesn't become Norman Bates that promo was for nothing.

[KIRA]

What does it say when I find Jinder more entertaining than Lashley at this point

That you finally seen the light that bounces off of Jinder Mahal's glistening golden pecs of Justice

[KIRA]

So highlights of the night include Bobby Lashley looking at Renee Young like he's measuring her for his next skin suit

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Did we sign <a href="https://twitter.com/fightbobby?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@fightbobby</a>'s sisters? Otherwise this seemed like a tremendous waste of time <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/993661765912231936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 8, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

Someone had to have watched that sit down interview and said " this is not a good idea to air this ". Seriously. Something isnt right in the WWE right now. Something in creative is terribly wrong. There is no way in fucking hell they watched that and decided it was ok to air.

[Lock Jaw]

Hey guys! I haven't been paying attention the whole show!

[Emperor Smeat]

Would have been better if Coach said Gable reminded him of Daniel Bryan to continue the father's gag with Gable.

[KIRA]

For every to there is a fro come on Coach you know you want to say it

[KIRA]

Uh-oh Gables headband got knocked off his power limiter is gone

[Droford]

feels like Im watching SD From last year

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Jinder to do a dramatic reenactment of the Bryan-Cass post-match beating for those that missed last night's PPV.

[RP]

Who told Acension that they get a MITB qualifying match. Thats a cruel rib.

[Dark One]

Nice of Jinder to do a dramatic reenactment of the Bryan-Cass post-match beating for those that missed last night's PPV.

You can run.

You can hide.

But you can't escape Backlash.

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Jinder Mahal vs Chad Gable was better than half of the matches last night at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Backlash?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Backlash</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; ʜᴇᴇʟ ʙʏ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ (@HeelByNatureYT) <a href="https://twitter.com/HeelByNatureYT/status/993664911036182528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 8, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

I hope next week that Bobby Lashley tells the story about the time his oldest sister stabbed him in the thigh, duct taped his hands together, and then shoved him into the tiger enclosure at the zoo.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wait is there 2 or 3 MitB matches this year?

Could swear Angle only said two but that now makes it Breezango and Ascension talking about wanting to be in a MitB match as if a tag version is also happening.

[Emperor Smeat]

:| WWE planting more seeds for a future Jinder-Reigns feud.

[Dark One]

:| WWE planting more seeds for a future Jinder-Reigns feud.

https://i.imgur.com/sHhykSc.gif

[RP]

Do Bray and Matt Hardy still work for WWE? Did they sign a Brock Lesnar contract?

[Dark One]

I take it back.

I kind of want them to do Reigns / Jinder just to see how bad the ratings tank.

[KIRA]

Congratulations Zack Ryder you made it to Raw while it was on the air

[Dark One]

Do Bray and Matt Hardy still work for WWE? Did they sign a Brock Lesnar contract?

They are currently fighting for a golden kangaroo in a parallel universe's Australia in the year 1730.

Or they're getting loud jackets from Bosnia to stand outside AAA's window.

[Savio]

Congratulations Zack Ryder you made it to Raw while it was on the air

Not sure what the segment was.

[Dark One]

Is Rhyno officially wider than he is tall?

[Droford]

Wait is there 2 or 3 MitB matches this year?

Could swear Angle only said two but that now makes it Breezango and Ascension talking about wanting to be in a MitB match as if a tag version is also happening.

I saw there was a tag team MITB because they have 3 colored cases (Red Blue and White) but the one over the ring tonihgt is green..so no idea

[KIRA]

Man Bo Dallas is really let himself go

[Emperor Smeat]

Out of everyone Angle traded for or signed from NXT, only Drew McIntyre has come off as a really great move done. Ziggy was a good deal as well but only because he's associated with Drew.

[Dark One]

Slater took that boot right to the nose.

His 27 kids may not recognize him tomorrow.

[RP]

Michael Cole ejaculating over Elias is ruining Elias's character

[KIRA]

You no Dolph Ziggler doesn't really add anything to that finisher. That said it still looks cool

[Droford]

Elias wins MITB and walks around with the contract in a guitar case

/ripped from reddit

[slik]

I've been dreading Roman vs Jinder and Roman vs Baron since I started to think about people switching brands after WM and realized Roman needed new heels to beat.

Honestly the worst possible main-event feuds on RAW since King Mable vs Diesel (or HHH vs Khali on SD)

[xrodmuc316]

No idea what the hell they are trying to do with Lashley.

McIntyre has such an amazing mystique going right now, it makes the show feel different when he comes out. They need to pull the trigger on main event push for him soon.

[Emperor Smeat]

That commercial with Titus made no sense whatsoever. Snickers would have been a better fit to play off his botch.

[KIRA]

Preach brother Elias

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE would make millions if they ever released an Elias album. Sure none of the songs would end properly but that's easily worth Double Platinum for sales.

[KIRA]

Why do they keep interrupting such an amazing performance man I was feeling the spirits of the ancestors coming through that song.

[Dark One]

Coach would probably be better served by not trying to fit in fucking monologues between moves.

[KIRA]

Elias is jacked

[RP]

Elias is jacked

ya he makes me boner in my pants

[KIRA]

Or it could change absolutely nothing like Damien Sandow and everybody else not named John Cena and or Roman Reigns

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">lub my sisters <a href="https://t.co/NX0S7fGqeS">pic.twitter.com/NX0S7fGqeS</a></p>&mdash; Tim Pagan Ⓥ (@raspbrryberserk) <a href="https://twitter.com/raspbrryberserk/status/993672856016842754?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 8, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

That was abrupt

[KIRA]

It kind of feels like the writers didn't have a plan after WrestleMania and backlash were over

[Emperor Smeat]

Really hope Angle doesn't give Roode a shot or he loses his MitB qualifier since it would be a great way to trigger his eventual heel turn.

Roode's gimmick has a way higher ceiling as a heel than as a face. Probably already reached it as a face.

[KIRA]

This has been Seth Rollins year more so than when he was a heel champ

[slik]

It kind of feels like the writers didn't have a plan after WrestleMania and backlash were over

^^^

[Droford]

I find it weird how Camp WWE doesnt fit in at all with other WWE programming

[Emperor Smeat]

It kind of feels like the writers didn't have a plan after WrestleMania and backlash were over

Probably didn't help they had to deal with the Superstar Shakeup and the Greatest Royal Rumble as well. Just murked up whatever direction they wanted to go for a lot of people and plans.

[slik]

Afif marking out r/n for Chrisley

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If I were WWE, I'd prioritize long-term booking for people and characters that the crowd naturally cares about</p>&mdash; Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com (@SeanRossSapp) <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/993673564409815040?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 8, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

Wow the crowd seems to like Seth way more than Roman

hmmm

[RP]

Mojo comes out. Crowd kills itself.

[slik]

h8 mojo rawley so much

[Dark One]

Me: "I could definitely get behind Rollins having 20 minute main-event style matches under an 'open challenge thing'"

Mojo Rawley's music hits

Me: "What's the fucking point in anything any more."

[Droford]

Mojo Rawley lol really?

[Emperor Smeat]

An Open Challenge series with Rollins has the potential to be legit better than Reigns' and both of Cena's attempts.

Main reason is Rollins is better in the ring than those two and it won't simply come off as just an obvious ploy to get cheap cheers.

[KIRA]

Kill me now

[Droford]

RAWLEY LOL HAHA

[slik]

just read on twitter John Cena is dating Carmella now

[Jordan]

just read on twitter John Cena is dating Carmella now

Reallly?

[xrodmuc316]

Really hope Angle doesn't give Roode a shot or he loses his MitB qualifier since it would be a great way to trigger his eventual heel turn.

Roode's gimmick has a way higher ceiling as a heel than as a face. Probably already reached it as a face.

I still don't know how Roode face turned just by going to the main roster. Top NXT heel, Vince goes "gosh the fans like his music, let's baby face push him".

[slik]

Reallly?

yeah

[Jordan]

Cena is a true "mack daddy". Only top of the line split for him.

[slik]

raw thread only on pg 6 at this point of the show probably not a good sign for interest in the latest roman era co-starring Bob Lashley

[Jordan]

Bobby Lashley's interview was LOL bad, he sucks.

[KIRA]

I just want Mojo to destroy his quads just for a year or two that's all I'm asking god.

[Jordan]

Braun, Rollins, Kurt Angle segments, Owens and Zayn, Jinder segments (not matches usually because he sucks but I like it when he's irrationally snug and also the botches are good for laughs), everything else sucks

[KIRA]

yeah

Damn he wasted no time why doesnt he date outside the roster since he's not going to be around that much anymore
I look forward to him proposing to Carmela at WrestleMania only for him to break it off 3 months later and then toss her to the Wayside

[xrodmuc316]

just read on twitter John Cena is dating Carmella now

Lol well that must make it true.

Big Cass somewhere crying right now

[KIRA]

Somebody else really needs to take the pounce Mojo Riley does not know how to do it right also I hate him.

[Jordan]

Can Lashley grow a beard? He should. Also can we get him a manager so he never speaks again. Give him 3 minute squashes for 5 months and then match him with the champion and see how it goes.

[Jordan]

Kinda weird that John Cena just goes from diva hole to diva hole.

[KIRA]

Gah! Why would you do that Balor
Face right on the f****** camera

[KIRA]

Kinda weird that John Cena just goes from diva hole to diva hole.

I don't think he's top CM Punk yet

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Axel and Bo

[Dark One]

CURTIS AXEL'S THEME MAKES A TRIUMPHANT RETURN

[rez]

Time to get Woked

[KIRA]

Damn man rhinos been hitting the gym

[Emperor Smeat]

just read on twitter John Cena is dating Carmella now

There were also rumors floating around of Cena and Becky Lynch being a couple now.