Raw Thread - 5/21/18 - The Road to Money in the Bank continues!

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the hell is happening tonight? Something about Bobby Lashley's sisters?

[Dark One]

Bobby Lashley's sisters debut.

I'm here.

Smackdown is apparently worth 1 billion dollars and nothing means anything any more.

[KIRA]

Oh yeah I forgot about Bobby Lashley sisters tonight raw turns into hostel

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh no. Nia will be cutting a promo. This can't be good.

[ClockShot]

The Nia Jax/Ronda Rousey contract signing. And Bobby Lashley's sisters.

Yeah. That's gonna get me to tune in.

Not.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Could you imagine Ronda and Brock both being top champions who never wrestle?

[Anybody Thrilla]

My are my balls tingling...

[slik]

Bobby Lashley's sisters segment will either be hysterical or horrible w/ no middle ground

[Dark One]

Is Stephanie McMahon Bobby Lashley's sister?

[slik]

Steph looking good, as always

[KIRA]

Awesome here comes the ball Breaker Deluxe man that shows off to a good start

[rez]

B show..Stephanie 20 minute promo. ehh....ehhh

Go Lightning!

[KIRA]

wait a minute I thought she had a broken arm she heals faster than fucking Deadpool

[ClockShot]

Oh, Steph's back and she's mediating the contract signing for Nia & Ronda.

And here's Roman. Oh boy.

[slik]

Guess Nia is turning #heel later

[RP]

GRrrrr I'm da BIG DERGGGG. THIS BER MY YERDDDDDDDDDDDD I GET TILTERED SHERT CAUSE I"M DER BIG DERGGG

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

"Management has an issue with Roman Reigns".

Not even trying to hide this new angle.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nia was just a heel like three months ago.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if Reigns will have anything new to complain about this week or just the same tired shtick with him.

[Dark One]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT A REACTION!


Fuck right on off with that shit.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Poor Roman. He's trying so hard.

[KIRA]

Please God don't let nia speak please don't let Nia speak please don't let Nia speak please don't let Nia speak

[ClockShot]

Yup.

Then he runs into BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN. And Roman runs the other way.

[Anybody Thrilla]

So are we to understand that a temper is a bad thing for a professional wrestler to have?

[Savio]

He's going to destroy himself?

[slik]

Steph is da boss

[Anybody Thrilla]

SAVE US, KEVIN

[KIRA]

"Roman Sucks!"
Commentary table: "the fans know how big Roman Reigns heart is that he will never quit"

[slik]

Still going w/ this 'Brock never wrestles' angle to try and get Roman cheered, eh

That's worked so well thus far

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot;I don't understand this new attitude <a href="https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WWERomanReigns</a>. Your inconsistent character is probably why you're not over&quot; - <a href="https://twitter.com/StephMcMahon?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@StephMcMahon</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/998717186427572224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

So are we to understand that a temper is a bad thing for a professional wrestler to have?

Only Samoan ones.

[RP]

I feel like we're building towards a TAG MATCH BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Emperor Smeat]

Still going w/ this 'Brock never wrestles' angle to try and get Roman cheered, eh

That's worked so well thus far

Yeup, especially for Brock's bank account.

[KIRA]

Is he still f****** Harping on Brock Lesnar really he really thinks that's the way in

[ClockShot]

Wow.

Kevin Owens must be laughing inside right now.

[Dark One]

lol at KO saying he likes Roman Reigns as an uber heel tactic.

[slik]

KO about to eat a pin

[RP]

This should be a pretty good match on the real though. Unless they do something crazy like have Mahal mess it up at the end.

[KIRA]

They still don't get that Roman Reigns wrestling isn't what's best for business.

[KIRA]

I look forward to years from now when Roman Reigns is hailed by aWWE as a legend who was loved by all and second to none in the ring

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'll take 20 child sized Roman Reigns Samoan Temper flak jackets, please.

[ClockShot]

You tell 'em fan in the green jersey!

[Emperor Smeat]

They still don't get that Roman Reigns wrestling isn't what's best for business.

Doubt WWE cares anymore considering their bank account got way fatter after somehow conning FOX and NBC to give them a ton of cash for a new tv deal.

They really should have put Reigns and not Rollins in the Authority when the first Shield split happened.

[slik]

owenbrown I see u lurking

what u think of this match

[RP]

Kevin Owens is giving this one the old HBK sell job.

[KIRA]

That knife edge chop followed by the no-sell it's basically a microcosm of Roman Reigns career and the source of the fans hatred

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So KO had an IC Title match against Seth and an MITB qualifying match last week. He had a match with Braun Strowman the week before. And now he's facing Roman Reigns.<br><br>It sure is good to have KO back on Raw!</p>&mdash; Daily DDT (@FanSidedDDT) <a href="https://twitter.com/FanSidedDDT/status/998719764800393216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[RP]

Coach : " Guy's i have a gut feeling we havent seen the last of Stephanie McMahon tonight "

Umm she announced she would be back for the contract signing asshole lol

[KIRA]

Wait a minute so they want to push Roman Reigns as this vulnerable Babyface yet have him get right back up from being assaulted by Owens yeah that makes sense

[rez]

i wish Superman existed...and he'd come show RR a true punch.

[ClockShot]

Yay. Jinder's here to bust up this awful match.

[rez]

Yeahhhhh...our hero has arrived.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Jinder to help his pal Kevin Owens. Wonder how Sami feels about Jinder trying to move his way into the status as KO's Best Friend.

[ClockShot]

Oh Seth, stay away.

You'll become guilty by association.

[KIRA]

Uh-oh he kicked out of the Superman punch Raines may have to reach down deep and pull out something we've never seen before perhaps a spear from the second rope

[Dark One]

"Seth Rollins is crazy over again? QUICK. RUB HIM AGAINST ROMAN REIGNS. PASS THE POPS"

[slik]

Seth Rollins has CENA NUFF of Jinder Mahal

[KIRA]

Oh yes our Canadian turn Indian savior is here thank you gender Mahal
* realizes Roman Reigns vs Jinder Mahal is still in our future...*
Seth Rollins what are you doing bro let him die.

[RP]

ITS A TAG MATCH BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[ClockShot]

UGH! IT BECAME A TAG TEAM MATCH?!

[Purgatory]

My son and I are there...fucking nosebleed seats...

[ClockShot]

Watch Dean Ambrose and Sami Zayn come out and this evolves in to a 6-man.

[slik]

Have fun Purgy!

[rez]

Warrior's ghost could come running down the ramp and they'd still go to commercial break.

[erickman]

1st hour all about roman damn

[KIRA]

Roman is to Rollins what NSYNC is to Justin Timberlake

[Anybody Thrilla]

So I guess we won't get a dope Seth Rollins singles match this week either. Yikes.

[slik]

cyber bullies out in full force on twitter

sm damn h


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Roman not getting cheered has actually worked pretty well, to the tune of billions of dollars in profits in a single day &amp; the WWE Shop site crashing because so many people were trying to buy Roman's new merch that dropped, which is now sold out &amp; on back order. What needs fixed? <a href="https://t.co/iiKlSJwyZF">https://t.co/iiKlSJwyZF</a></p>&mdash; Jacob's Verbal Fist (@Jacob4Freedom) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jacob4Freedom/status/998723394144227329?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 22, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Cole and Graves praising Jinder's evolution as a star. Only thing that evolved was him discovering the benefits of roids in the WWE.

[Dark One]

40+ minutes to start Raw dedicated to Roman and/or Jinder? Oooooof

[Purgatory]

http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g410/JarydStyxx/IMG_20180521_184738_716_zpsedy8qa2k.jpg (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/JarydStyxx/media/IMG_20180521_184738_716_zpsedy8qa2k.jpg.html)

[Purgatory]

that was taken about 7pm

[Anybody Thrilla]

Another commercial break? Is this running the whole show?

[slik]

nice shot

[Anybody Thrilla]

Those seats could be worse, Purgatory.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I mean, I can't imagine how, but I'm sure they could be.

[xrodmuc316]

Holy shit 4 straight segments of Roman and K.O. to open Raw. Those writers must have had a tough week.

[slik]

the entire first hour of the show has been about THE BIG DOG so far

[Anybody Thrilla]

Remember when Raw was an hour total?

[Dark One]

Holy shit 4 straight segments of Roman and K.O. to open Raw. Those writers must have had a tough week.

Huge coke party to celebrate the Fox deal.

Ten at around 6PM they realized they still had to write Raw.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This would honestly all be fine if there was something on the line or a reason to give a fuck about this match at all.

[Dark One]

Remember when Raw was an hour total?

The year was 1771, and the top album was Mozart.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hour 2 will be all Rousey/Nia/Steph.

Hour 3 will be a replay of Titus Worldslide on loop.

[ClockShot]

It's finally over.

[Dark One]

"Don't take anything away from Roman Reigns."

Jesus Christ

[Emperor Smeat]

Tag match was pretty great. Didn't really do anything for anyone besides Rollins in the end.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Huge coke party to celebrate the Fox deal.

Ten at around 6PM they realized they still had to write Raw.

Oddly enough, I was just invited to a coke party seconds ago. Should I even bother DVRing this?

[Savio]

Jeez this segment is still going?

[Black Widow]

Tag match was pretty great. Didn't really do anything for anyone besides Rollins in the end.
Good. He's obviously the best one out there.

[KIRA]

Oddly enough, I was just invited to a coke party seconds ago. Should I even bother DVRing this?

Yes but only for the segment with Bobby lashley's family Inquisition

[RP]

Good idea. Replaying this Bobby Lashely interview.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the fuck is Bobby Lashley talking about?

[KIRA]

Good. He's obviously the best one out there.

Knowing this company though they're going to try to do something to kill his momentum because it's not their Golden Boy getting over enjoy it while it lasts.

[Emperor Smeat]

Oddly enough, I was just invited to a coke party seconds ago. Should I even bother DVRing this?

How interested are you in finding out more about Lashely's messed up family?

[Dark One]

Everyone shut the fuck up.

Bobby Lashley’s sisters are here.

[slik]

OH NO NOT A LASHLEY RECAP

[Dark One]

What the fuck is Bobby Lashley talking about?

We’re you not around for the Bobby Lashley family stories thread I made?

Oh man. You missed some good stuff.

[KIRA]

"Renee have a seat next to me and let me tell you about the time my sisters fed me ground glass.
You should have seen the lacerations"

I wouldn't trade my sister's for anything in the world.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd like to hear more about Bobby Roode's cousin-in-law, or something equally as stupid.

[Emperor Smeat]

Knowing this company though they're going to try to do something to kill his momentum because it's not their Golden Boy getting over enjoy it while it lasts.

They already are pulling the classic Cena tactic of letting Reigns leech off of Rollins' popularity. Just got to squeeze it dry before they toss Rollins to the side and look for another unfortunate crowd favorite.

If I was the Usos, I'd probably fear being randomly traded to RAW since Reigns recently said he wants to form a stable with them in the future.

[xrodmuc316]

What the fuck is Bobby Lashley talking about?

I hated that interview, but how they keep showing it, I hope it means they are gonna turn Lashley into a psycho killer.

[ClockShot]

They're doing this Bobby Lashley/Sami Zayn/Sisters thing now?

*click*

[Dark One]

Chicago is gonna love Jinder vs Roman

[rez]

Roman gonna be all 3 of the sisters

[Dark One]

We’re you not around for the Bobby Lashley family stories thread I made?

Oh man. You missed some good stuff.

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=134908)

[slik]

Sami has the best theme in WWE tbh

[KIRA]

Theyve made the match official doomsday has arrived people

[Droford]

oh god

[RP]

Jesus Chist it really is the Lashely sisters!

[KIRA]

Chicago is gonna love Jinder vs Roman

This company's incompetence is a Wonder to behold

[Dark One]

I was hoping for midgets dressed as Bobby Lashley with wigs on, but, you know, this is pretty close.

[Emperor Smeat]

Looks like this is going to enter Bayley This Is Your Life and Old Day territory of stuff WWE quickly erases from canon.

[Dark One]

"I think this crowd is a little bit stunned as well."

Yeeeahhhhh

[A.J.K]

Chicago is gonna love Jinder vs Roman

expecting chants for the following people during this match.

Michael Cole
Byron Saxton
JBL
CM Punk
Hulk Hogan

[KIRA]

One of Bobby Lashley parents clearly likes the swirl

[DAMN iNATOR]

Soooo... sister #1 thought Lashley was a house cat...OK.

[Dark One]

Going to take this opportunity to repost my significantly better Bobby Lashley stories in this thread.

[Dark One]

"Renee, did I ever tell you about the time my youngest sister put rat poison in my cereal and then rolled me down a hill while I was choking on my own vomit? FAMILY, AM I RIGHT?"

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Sister #2 not even bother doing a women's voice impersonation.

[Dark One]

"RENEE--did I ever tell you about the time my older cousin Janela once force-fed me LSD and then saran wrapped me inside a car in the desert? WHAT A PRANKSTER"

[RP]

Heroricism

[Dark One]

"Renee, my Auntie Charlamange once took me out to the woods to shoot some cans. When we got there, she instead shot me in the leg and left me to crawl my own way back home. That's how I learned to never give up."

[Dark One]

"I believe in taking care of my family, Renee. That's why when I was younger, my sisters had me fight mangy badgers in our backyard. They used to record them on VHS and sell them in underground flea markets. One time they gave Ol Mangy Barry a 2x4 with some nails stuck in it, and that's why I have a plate in my forearm."

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is making me angry.

[Dark One]

"You know, Renee, I've been a champion everywhere I went. That will to be the best came from when my sister Clarice used to take me to soapbox derbies. If I didn't win, she'd fill the derby car with fire ants and make me ride in it the whole way home. If I did win, she'd punch me in the mouth. I love my sisters."

[KIRA]

This is what the WWE meant when they said they were going to be very forward thinking on LGBT issues good Job

[owenbrown]

just tuned in... da fuck is this shit? about to cook dinner and go back to playing Fortnite

[Dark One]

"You know, Renee, when I was in the third grade, my sisters traded me to Billy Winters for a six pound honey baked ham. I had to fight leprechauns for six weeks in a round robin tournament for my freedom. When I got home, my sisters had saved a single slice of ham for me. That's love."

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if NBC suddenly regrets offering several hundred millions to the WWE. Also wonder if FOX feels glad they dodged a potential bullet by nabbing Smackdown instead.

[ClockShot]

Is it over?

Is it safe to change the channel back?

[RP]

I'm not sure Bobby Lashley can rebound from all of this.

[rez]

Bobby finally realized he's being dogged on.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why the fuck is he smiling?

[Dark One]

Why the fuck is he smiling?

HE JUST LOVES TO HAVE FUN MICHAEL

[owenbrown]

Can we go back to the days of fans throwing trash in the ring?

[Dark One]

I can't give any better than 3-to-2 odds that the writer responsible for Bayley This is Your Life is also responsible for this.

[Dark One]

This is going to end with Bobby Lashley suplexing each of his "sisters"

This is going to be amazing.

[Emperor Smeat]

Bobby playing this off as them being his real sisters is salvaging this segment a bit.

[KIRA]

Is this doesn't lead to Bobby Lashley: American Psycho I have no hope for this company

[owenbrown]

over/under on Lashley saying "BATHTURD" is 3 minutes.

[rez]

how dare Cole call them men. what a heartless asshole

[KIRA]

Looks like Francis did the most to make up her face but somehow I opted to leave the pedophile mustache

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's true - they used to put Bobby in a Hefty bag and drop him off at the landfill, telling him it was a field trip before leaving. So sad.

[Emperor Smeat]

Not a good message WWE is sending by having Bobby viciously beat up his sisters

[Dark One]

Did Bobby Lashley just take someone out by putting a helmet on them and then punching the helmet

No wonder his sisters beat the shit out of him

[RP]

I feel so bad for Bobby Lashley. WWE is not better than TNA at this point. Bobby actually deserves better.

[Savio]

.............................................................Why would he put the helmet on him first............................................

[Anybody Thrilla]

COACH: That's gonna be my new word for the entire hour. Garbage.

[Droford]

so stupid

[Dark One]

"My one word for the hour is 'garbage.'"

For once, Coach is right.

[KIRA]

Bobby Lashley sisters jumping him must bring back so many fond memories

[Dark One]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ddw0umOVQAAXeex.jpg

[KIRA]

Vince McMahon sitting in the back arms crossed big smile confident that that got over big time

[ClockShot]

Ah. Sweet. Changed back in time to see Ember Moon.

[slik]

that was bad but I expected it to be tbh so I guess I can't complain

[Anybody Thrilla]

IT'S <s>BOSS</s> BLISS TIME!

[xrodmuc316]

I'm sorry, but Sami is pure gold. Somebody put him in 4 straight segments please!!

[RP]

Thank god the GOAT IS HERE!

[Dark One]

What the fuck is this promo.

[Dark One]

Has literally no one in WWE heard another human being talk

[RP]

Micki James is fighting those high heels hard.

[RP]

I dont get it. Bliss gets new warlocks and they want to cover them up with a shirt?

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at that spot on the railing for Ember.

[Purgatory]

Lol there was an unsuccesful "Biscuit-Butt" chant trying to get going.

[Frank Drebin]

I really want to get into Raw, but every little thing is pissing me off. Everything from Roman and all the baggage that comes with him, to the neutering of Kevin Owens, to the need to start every interview segment with the performer off camera then walking in.

I need ABT to tell me whats good about the product or Dark One to speak honestly through a gif.

Fuck.

[Frank Drebin]

Sorry for yelling.

[Purgatory]

Jesus christ...this section is rowdy.

"Michael Cole, Bay-Bay!!!"

[KIRA]

I dont get it. Bliss gets new warlocks and they want to cover them up with a shirt?

Maybe theyre still not dry yet?( I have no earthly idea how breast implants work)

[Frank Drebin]

I would also take a Smeat puppy post to calm me down, but there's already a thread for that.

[Emperor Smeat]

I would also take a Smeat puppy post to calm me down, but there's already a thread for that.

How about one that is also wrestling related.

http://img003.picture2life.net/10019218/smackdown_rey_mysterio_007_original_medium.jpg

[Dark One]

I really want to get into Raw, but every little thing is pissing me off. Everything from Roman and all the baggage that comes with him, to the neutering of Kevin Owens, to the need to start every interview segment with the performer off camera then walking in.

I need ABT to tell me whats good about the product or Dark One to speak honestly through a gif.

Fuck.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FrankHarshIndianhare-size_restricted.gif

[Dark One]

I really want to get into Raw, but every little thing is pissing me off. Everything from Roman and all the baggage that comes with him, to the neutering of Kevin Owens, to the need to start every interview segment with the performer off camera then walking in.

I need ABT to tell me whats good about the product or Dark One to speak honestly through a gif.

Fuck.

http://wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/stephpukes12.gif

[slik]

Clean win for Ember

[rez]

that apple looks like a grape in them hands

[Frank Drebin]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FrankHarshIndianhare-size_restricted.gif

How about one that is also wrestling related.

http://img003.picture2life.net/10019218/smackdown_rey_mysterio_007_original_medium.jpg

Amazing.

[KIRA]

You know I like Ember's angry face a lot

[Savio]

It's funny that they made Balor drop the Rainbow wear for Saudi Arabia

[RP]

time to poop

[Anybody Thrilla]

This show fucking suckkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssss

[KIRA]

Donald Trump could really get some pointers from Stephanie McMahon on how to properly apply spray tan

[Dark One]

This show fucking suckkkkkkkkkkksssssssssssssssss

Imagine how bleak life would be if I weren't here.

[Frank Drebin]

Looks like a picked a great Raw to hate watch.

[slik]

no way jose frank drebin baybay

[KIRA]

At least he got finn to stop f****** smiling speaking of smiles being wiped off faces Here Comes no way Jose yippee

[Emperor Smeat]

Over/Under on 4 more weeks before Vince suddenly realizes he's wasting a ton of money on No Way Jose's entrance and conga line dancers.

[owenbrown]

Christ this show seems unbearable

[KIRA]

I might be tempted to start cheering for a Jose if he went for a Cuban Pete gimmick

[Frank Drebin]

Over/Under on 4 more weeks before Vince suddenly realizes he's wasting a ton of money on No Way Jose's entrance and conga line dancers.

No pyro. People do things for 5 bucks.

[KIRA]

Hey kids you want it no way Jose vs Baron Corbin you got it you're welcome

[Frank Drebin]

Why is Main Event being broadcast live?

[Dark One]

Why is Main Event being broadcast live?

Next up is Curt Hawkins vs Dash Wilder

[Anybody Thrilla]

Imagine how bleak life would be if I weren't here.

I'd be at a coke party RIGHT NOW. Instead, I'm waiting until 11.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Gable/Ziggler could be good.

[Dark One]

I'd be at a coke party RIGHT NOW. Instead, I'm waiting until 11.

Find out if anyone there has some Oxy and hook a brother up

[Dark One]

Kurt going to adopt Chad Gable and forget about Jason Jordan entirely.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder what Albany did to piss off Vince this much for the sorry state of tonight's show.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Haha, that marker spot is great.

[Dark One]

Skillet is still a band apparently.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Man, they are just burning through Daniel Bryan dream matches.

[KIRA]

Skillet is still a band apparently.

I can't lie the Christian rock scene is probably one of the most lucrative things you can do there's a dig at their music sucking in there somewhere but I can't be asked to make it

[owenbrown]

The B-Team? :wtf:

[KIRA]

Oh my God the B-Team just might be my new 3MB

[KIRA]

It's funny to think that Chad Gable is more prosperous on Raw than he was on SmackDown at least for the moment

[Anybody Thrilla]

Bo Dallas is kinda hilarious.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Breezango's promo just being them shilling some merch.

[Dark One]

lol at them hugging the ref

[Dark One]

double LOL at them walking right past Coach

[Emperor Smeat]

They are soo going to pull a Slater & Rhyno with this sudden push for the B-Team. Once they get the tag belts either Creative is going to lose all interest or suddenly realize their RAW tag division is beyond saving.

Love the over-the-top celebrations B-Team does after matches now.

[KIRA]

Can you imagine if these dudes formed a stable :drool::drool::drool:

[Dark One]

They got more time to celebrate their win than most people after they win the WWE Championship

[Anybody Thrilla]

I could maybe get behind this B Team thing.

[owenbrown]

*insert obligatory Bo Dallas gif here*

[KIRA]

, I love this team of young Arn Anderson and skinny rhino

[Dark One]

, I love this team of young Arn Anderson and skinny rhino

Curtis Chrisley and Melted Rhyno

[Dark One]

Brace for a bumpy ride everyone

[RP]

Why is Ronda so mean to Stephanie? What a stoopid bitch.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ronda seems more comfortable already.

[Emperor Smeat]

Only way a Nia-Ronda match is going to work is if they blatantly copy the Nia-Asuka match from NXT. WWE will probably find a way to mess that up big time if they did and right now its pretty much a lose-lose situation for this match.

[Dark One]

Only way a Nia-Ronda match is going to work is if they blatantly copy the Nia-Asuka match from NXT. WWE will probably find a way to mess that up big time if they did and right now its pretty much a lose-lose situation for this match.

Gotta make Ronda that underdog babyface, man.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why is she burying Alexa Bliss?

[RP]

Pretty sad that Stephanie has to come out and spell this entire program out because the writers have no idea how to.

[KIRA]

At least they acknowledge that she's getting ahead in line

[Emperor Smeat]

Ronda looks like she either just woke up or found someone's hidden stash of happy powder backstage.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also why is she burying Nia Jax?

[Dark One]

Bold strategy to build up the Women's Title match by having Stephanie cut off the metaphorical (and maybe literal) balls off of the two competitors.

[RP]

This needs a " please dont eat me " chant

[Droford]

Ronda looks like shes on drugs

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm glad Nia took the time to come all the way out here and waste everyone's evening to tell us that she's going to win.

[KIRA]

Stephanie McMahon is basically Satan whispering in your ear right now

[RP]

This was about as exciting as a pussy fart.

[Emperor Smeat]

That might have been the worst ever contract signing segment in WWE history.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Table for 3. With 4 people.

[owenbrown]

Christ, there's still 4 more weeks of this bullshit?

[KIRA]

That staring at the arm thing Asuka did it better where is the gif of that that was great

[Dark One]

Table for 3. With 4 people.

Steiner Math.

I invoked it, so now I have to post it.

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[KIRA]

I'm trying to decide if this will be worth it if Matt stays in broken mode for the duration of the sit down

[RP]

RAW would be so much better with Scott Steiner math segments

[KIRA]

Openly admitting that don't Ziegler is riding Drew McIntyre's coattails

[Emperor Smeat]

RAW would be so much better with Scott Steiner math segments
Steiner as GM would lead to some really great moments and trades.

[slik]

this show is weird

[xrodmuc316]

Drew about to get in trouble for beating up a little person like Big Cass did lol

[Savio]

Dolph Ziggler shouldn't be going over anyone

[KIRA]

They let Roman Reigns go on for eons this match feel like it was just getting going and it just ends I f****** hate this company

[Dark One]

Natalya vs Dana Brooke vs Liv Morgan vs Sarah Logan

ONE WOMAN MUST WIN

[KIRA]

Steiner as GM would lead to some really great moments and trades.

Plus with Scott Steiner we probably have the one person that Stephanie can't emasculate in front of the audience

[Dark One]

Plus with Scott Steiner we probably have the one person that Stephanie can't emasculate in front of the audience

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[Emperor Smeat]

Natalya vs Dana Brooke vs Liv Morgan vs Sarah Logan

ONE WOMAN MUST WIN
If there is a will, there is a way WWE will find out how to end this match in a no contest or draw.

Same company that once ended a Best of 7 series in a tie.

[Dark One]

If there is a will, there is a way WWE will find out how to end this match in a no contest or draw.

Same company that once ended a Best of 7 series in a tie.

Quadruple Countout

[Emperor Smeat]

Plus with Scott Steiner we probably have the one person that Stephanie can't emasculate in front of the audience

Would also be worth it for the constantly random insults on Triple H that Steiner would do every week.

[Evil Vito]

No Way Jose could be making his entrance in my garden and I'd still shut the curtains