WWE RAW -- 5.28.18 -- Official Thread of Officialness

[slik]

What is next for Bobby Lashley and Sami Zayn?

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Who will nab a spot in the women's MITB?

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Seth Rollins (c) vs. Jinder Mahal for the IC Title

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+ appearances from Braun Strowman, Nia Jax and more!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think the gauntlet match will come down to Sasha and Bayley, and I think it'll be really good.

Mahal and Rollins might surprise a few people.

I have a really shitty feeling that Bobby Lashley will be in a handicap match against his sisters tonight.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I think the gauntlet match will come down to Sasha and Bayley, and I think it'll be really good.

Agreed. And at this point, as much as I hate to admit it, it would be much more to Sasha's benefit to win. Anybody that still thinks Bayley should turn heel EVER isn't a student of her career and what her character is about...she's literally a fangirl living her dream, same as when she debuted in the Indies as Davina Rose. For her to turn heel now would be a waste. There's no way that even if she made it to the ladder match that they're going to put her over as the winner, and they shouldn't at this point. It's all a matter of what have you done lately and in her case the answer is nothing.

[ClockShot]

Going back and forth between this and game 1 of the Stanley Cup.

Vince & Creative better have a good show tonight to keep me hooked.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What will happen when Ruby Riott, Liiv Morgan, and Sarah Logan HAVE to compete against each other in this epic gauntlet confrontation???

[Jordan]

I'm ready for MONDAY NIGHT RAW /Vince not Steph.

[Jordan]

Also going to be played TEW so if the show sucks I probably won't post much. I've got a WCW game going on over 7 years in game time right now. It's a "what if" the Fusient Media deal went through. It's the end of 2007 and Cena is my figurehead (WWE let him Batista, and Randy Orton go within a year). Goldberg was my figured head for years but Cena recently took over and is doing really well.

[RP]

I'm expecting a totaly snuff film of a show and then i'm watching the Joe Cronin show on youtube again.This shit will be terrible.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BBQs. Pool. Family. <br>This Memorial Day forsake all of that and watch RAW <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1001196436850200576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 28, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Anybody Thrilla]

Nobody's swimming at 8.

[RP]

I'm expecting terrible.

[RP]

Either steph or Roman comes out first. ..

[RP]

OK swerved.. maybe... lets see. Like so far.

[KIRA]

I just live in Mortal fear that they're about to ruin Smackdown live by sending Roman Reigns there for the fox deal.

[Dark One]

I have a really shitty feeling that Bobby Lashley will be in a handicap match against his sisters tonight.

Oh man.

This is going to happen.

[RP]

Love the opening so far..Very good. Very propper.

[Dark One]

I just live in Mortal fear that they're about to ruin Smackdown live by sending Roman Reigns there for the fox deal.

They will.

It's also going to be renamed

OOOOoooAAAAAH Live

[RP]

Good stuff by WWE right now. My uncle would be proud.

[RP]

Please dont begin this with Roman

[ClockShot]

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[RP]

BRAUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Dark One]

Figured they'd have Francis Lashley talk about her helmet in this opening montage.

[Emperor Smeat]

https://i.imgur.com/Qx6wWKJ.gif

[KIRA]

This is really touching

[slik]

Braunnnnnnn

[Dark One]

How many months until Braun loses his last name

[KIRA]

Bruan!

[teamXtremist]

Thanos is here

[RP]

GET THESE HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dark One]

"One of the most exciting matches in WWE... a Gauntlet Match!"

Wait.

What.

Did I miss something? Other than the one Seth Rollins went for like 75 minutes in, which immediately fell off a cliff after that--is that a thing?

[ClockShot]

Just jump up and grab a case, Braun.

Save us some trouble and money.

[RP]

BRAUN DESTROY ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sepholio]

Feel like right now Noid is probably like "Nope. Brauns not over. No way. Those chants are piped in. Everyones quiet. No reaction whatsoever. Nope, nuh uh, he's a bust."

[RP]

BRAUN SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Did they ever explain why the Women's MitB case is smaller than the Men's case this year?

Wonder if WWE bought a version like those Russian doll sets where there is a smaller MitB case inside each MitB case.

[slik]

Braun being the favorite makes me think he'll lose

[Dark One]

Braun carrying the briefcase would be fucking hilarious.

[KIRA]

If strowman wins the money in the bank his custom briefcase is going to be a bank safe.

[Sepholio]

Braun being the favorite makes me think he'll lose

That's exactly why he will win.

[slik]

Fightful spoilers for tonight if anyone wants 'em (the show's live but they keep getting a copy of the script each week):



The show is set to kick off with a Memorial Day package. followed by a Braun Strowman promo that is interrupted by Finn Balor and Kurt Angle, leading to a Balor vs. Strowman rematch.

Elias will perform, only to be interrupted by Seth Rollins, leading to Rollins' title defense against Jinder Mahal. Later, a Nia Jax promo will be interrupted by Ronda Rousey. We'll also see several "selfie" promos from the female competitors in tonight's headline match.

The Ascension will take on The Deleter of Worlds in a non-title match. Kevin Owens vs. Bobby Roode, Chad Gable vs. Drew McIntyre and another Sami Zayn/Bobby Lashley promo are confirmed for the show as well. In addition, there will be a running set of backstage segments and an in-ring promo for the B-Team.

The main event of tonight's episode of Raw is slated to be the Money in the Bank Qualifying gauntlet. match featuring Sasha Banks, Bayley, Mickie James, Ruby Riott, Sarah Logan, Liv Morgan and Dana Brooke.

[RP]

Finn I like you a lot.. but..

BRAUN SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ClockShot]

Balor got a death wish.

[RP]

This opening segment is so fucking good right now.

[KIRA]

Are they going to kiss

[Emperor Smeat]

That slap by Balor became his new #1 biggest regret in life.

[Dark One]

Slapping Braun Strowman?

https://i1.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Thats-A-Bold-Strategy-Meme.gif?fit=360%2C270&ssl=1

[RP]

YES YES YES YES YES YES

[Dark One]

Fightful spoilers for tonight if anyone wants 'em (the show's live but they keep getting a copy of the script each week):





Can someone else read this and tell me how much I'm going to regret the next three hours of my life.

[RP]

Great feud being built. I love it so much

[RP]

No commercials pleas fucking hell !!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not offended by any of this so far.

[RP]

Come one man. They are building a great feud here. This is crazy! No commercials. Lets go all in!

[KIRA]

Oh God another Lashley promo

[Anybody Thrilla]

Braun being the favorite makes me think he'll lose

Yeah, if fifty fifty booking is any indication, it's Finn's win this week.

[Emperor Smeat]

Can someone else read this and tell me how much I'm going to regret the next three hours of my life.

Haven't read them but considering tonight is Game 7 of Warriors/Rockets & Game 1 of Stanley Cup finals, wouldn't blame WWE at all if they mailed it in tonight. So probably like any other episode of RAW.

[RP]

These two had an amazing match last week. LETS GOOOOOO !

[KIRA]

Can someone else read this and tell me how much I'm going to regret the next three hours of my life.

First part is okay just so-so but you're really going to regret the last part

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ohhhh, love KO in the booth.

[RP]

Why Kevin Owens comes out randomly ... i dont know???

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="no" dir="ltr">Hello, Finn. <a href="https://t.co/H9g2tf85xd">pic.twitter.com/H9g2tf85xd</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1001254932190810113?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

"Monday Night Saxton"

Amazing

[RP]

Are they really going to shit on a great Finn vs Braun match by doing a squash? wow wtf.

[Dark One]

"Do you have friends, Michael?"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are they really going to shit on a great Finn vs Braun match by doing a squash? wow wtf.

No?

[RP]

I'm literally about to watch Westworld on DVR.

[RP]

No?

I'm not understanding anymore.

[KIRA]

Another commercial break damn it

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm not understanding anymore.

It's not going to be a squash.

[slik]

Breaking Enzo News if anyone gets bored during RAW:


<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Enzo Amore releases a rap music video that addresses the rape allegations and also spoofs overweight wrestling fans <a href="https://t.co/kqL7CI4XEy">https://t.co/kqL7CI4XEy</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WWE</a> <a href="https://t.co/BZygJR68HF">pic.twitter.com/BZygJR68HF</a></p>&mdash; NoDQ.com - WWE Money in the Bank 2018 News #MITB (@nodqdotcom) <a href="https://twitter.com/nodqdotcom/status/1001243339994394629?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 28, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

Really excited for the part of MitB when Braun just sprints through the seven other dudes around ringside.

[slik]

I'll post this in the Enzo thread but if any1 feels too lazy to go there:


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[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Balor beat The Braun.

Sure it was by DQ but a win is still a win.

[RP]

It's not going to be a squash.


Yup You're right.

[slik]

Damn at ladder throw

[Anybody Thrilla]

Balor wins, cue Braun's theme.

Pretty slick ladder toss there.

[DAMN iNATOR]

FUCK YEAH BRAUN!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hilarious graphic of Seth Rollins writhing in pain as the official graphic for the Intercontinental title match.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Balor wins, cue Braun's theme.

Pretty slick ladder toss there.

Finn powdered and Braun got the upper hand on K.O. Not sure what your gripe is.

[RP]

I really want Liv Morgan to win because i've taken my own cum shots in my face because of her.

[KIRA]

I'm willing to watch Seth Rollins vs Jinder Mahal it doesn't sound too bad actually

[Anybody Thrilla]

Finn powdered and Braun got the upper hand on K.O. Not sure what your gripe is.

I don't have a gripe. Just thought it was odd. Don't talk to me, please.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm willing to watch Seth Rollins vs Jinder Mahal it doesn't sound too bad actually

I was kinda feeling the same way. Mahal isn't the WORST.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He's got a good look/intensity.

[RP]

WHat

[Lock Jaw]

Nikki Bella in Total Divas promo: "I feel like I'm living in a fake life"


How ironic......

[KIRA]

I'll post this in the Enzo thread but if any1 feels too lazy to go there:


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That was kind of terrible.

[KIRA]

Nikki Bella in Total Divas promo: "I feel like I'm living in a fake life"


How ironic......
Translates into "PUT A BABY IN ME JOHN!!!"

[RP]

Honestly, I want to fuck Sasha's face.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did someone just get stretchered off in the background of Owens-Angle talking to each other?

[Dark One]

"Go get dressed!"

He says to the guy already wearing his ring gear

[KIRA]

Why Sasha so you can win the belt and then lose it on your first defense?

[rez]

That was kind of terrible.

wtf did I just watch half of?

[RP]

Elias is the most over motherfucker in the biz. And Vince will squash this .

[DAMN iNATOR]

I don't have a gripe. Just thought it was odd. Don't talk to me, please.

What's odd is you replying to my post when you could've just ignored it...and then saying I shouldn't talk to you. If you really had such a bi issue with it, something tells me you would not have replied.

Done now though. Sorry for trying to be civil.

[Lock Jaw]

Elias is tremendous

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Elias wanting the lights darker because the crowd is way too ugly for him.

[KIRA]

This man is a warrior poet.

[RP]

I Love Elias so fucking much atm. LOL

[RP]

There is literally no one on the roster that knows how to get heat like Elias. This is unreal.

[KIRA]

Lol" I wanna hear more of me"

[Emperor Smeat]

Complete disrespect by Corey Graves and WWE to interrupt Elias' musical performance with a commercial.

[Lock Jaw]

There is literally no one on the roster that knows how to get heat like Elias. This is unreal.

He's so much fun at live show too..... was one of the best parts of the house show I went to.....

[RP]

LOL amazing. WWE just made me not care about a Main Event on purpose. w t f.

[Dark One]

Elias segment was legendary.

[RP]

He's so much fun at live show too..... was one of the best parts of the house show I went to.....

He's so good. WWE has no idea how to use him.

[KIRA]

There is literally no one on the roster that knows how to get heat like Elias. This is unreal.

Nakamura might be gaining unless you mean just the raw roster and then there's Roman Reigns.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Seems easy enough to just let Elias rack up a few wins and make him credible.

[slik]

Samoa Joe vs DBry sounds good

[KIRA]

I swear to God Smack Down it's just running down my list of dream matches

[RP]

Elias is so damn good.

[Emperor Smeat]

:n: at the crowd demanding Elias to leave and not wanting to listen to this week's masterpiece.

WWE should blacklist this city for life as punishment.

[RP]

If Elias is meant to put Rollins over even more... i'm ok with this.

[Dark One]

Oh no

It's Seth's birthday.

Jinder's going to become IC Champion

[KIRA]

Seth Rollins firmly cementing himself as a member of the raw roster via his ring gear

[Lock Jaw]

The Demon Seth spoiling the fun

[RP]

w T F

[RP]

oK this is setting up a Elias vs Seth IC title match for sure.

[KIRA]

Seth Rollins and this inbred audiance have no respect for the Arts

[KIRA]

Is it fair to say that Seth Rollins is more over as the Intercontinental Champion than he was as the world champion

[KIRA]

wtf did I just watch half of?

The start and hopefully end of Enzo's rap career

[slik]

If Jinder wins, he'll be a tag title reign away from a grand slam.

Let that sink in.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">There is confidence oozing out of <a href="https://twitter.com/JinderMahal?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JinderMahal</a>. Confidence and no other substance. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/1001266170857754624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

Is JBL in the crowd?

"SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS MAGGLE"

[KIRA]

Rollins over AF amazing what one Gauntlet match will do

[Anybody Thrilla]

Remember when this was the finals of the first NXT title tournament?

[Jordan]

Did he just say "a fraction of a second away from deep throating Rollins"

[slik]

Remember when this was the finals of the first NXT title tournament?

I didn't know that -- how was it then?

[RP]

LeTS TO SETH!!!!

[KIRA]

It always makes me laugh how visually over the top the referees make throwing someone out of then arena

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins over AF amazing what one Gauntlet match will do

Yeup. He was already a big fan favorite before but that match cemented him as someone who really should be the top star of RAW and WWE instead of Reigns.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I didn't know that -- how was it then?

Pretty good, really.

[slik]

Seth vs Jinder is about 10x better than I expect Roman vs Jinder to be.

[RP]

This is crazy!

[Anybody Thrilla]

That was a good match. Nothing has sucked about Raw so far.

[KIRA]

Guys I can't just looks weird without chair shots to the Head.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fuck yes. Elias isn't just about to walk off with his tail between his legs. Retribution!

[Emperor Smeat]

Sweet guitar shot by Elias.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Guys I can't just looks weird without chair shots to the Head.

It's only been like ten years.

[Dark One]

Goddamn that guitar

[KIRA]

And there's the setup I can't wait to see these two again

[RP]

ok.. why did they go to commercial when Elias hits Seth with a guitar.... i'm done. I'll never watch again.

[LibSuperstar]

The look on Coach's face.

[RP]

This shit is fucked. Go fuck yourself Vince Eat my dick. Not watching anymore

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is what happens when you lie to Elias about checking out his Soundcloud. <a href="https://t.co/1aw9qIFSC6">pic.twitter.com/1aw9qIFSC6</a></p>&mdash; TDE Wrestling (@totaldivaseps) <a href="https://twitter.com/totaldivaseps/status/1001268516337700864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

oh no

He is gonna have to be taken to a local medical facility

[Anybody Thrilla]

J & J Security!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol: @ fans singing happy birthday

[Emperor Smeat]

Rollins channeling his inner Foley with this stretcher spot.

[Lock Jaw]

lol at Happy Birthday song starting by the fans and a not-so-subtle killing of the fan crowd mics

[Dark One]

lol at the people singing Happy Birthday at him

Jesus Christ wrestli

[KIRA]

Who are the dicks singing Happy Birthday

[Dark One]

J & J Security!!!

Now J&A Security.

[RP]

LOOL I'm telling so many people not to watch this disaster. I NOW LIVE TO SHIT ON THIS FAKE BULLSHIT

Gimme a minute LOL. GO FUCK YOUR SELF SETH NO ONE BELIEVES THIS BULLSHIT you fUCKING FAGGOT

[RP]

Yeah I believe all this hahah no i dont

[RP]

FUCKING BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hot jobber

[KIRA]

There's a part of me that still believes that nia had some strings pulled by her cousin to get where she is
Because let's be honest she's nowhere near good enough to be where she is I would have put Tamina in that spot long before her

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">WHERE did <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmEliasWWE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@IAmEliasWWE</a> just come from?! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RAW</a> <a href="https://t.co/qV6WpzXG3j">pic.twitter.com/qV6WpzXG3j</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1001268180067627009?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

I don't think I'm going to survive another three weeks of Nia vs Ronda build.

[RP]

Ronda no selling this lol.

[Lock Jaw]

Hot jobber

I must agree

[Emperor Smeat]

This is dumb. Didn't Asuka beat Nia a few times with an armbar?

If anything, Nia should be fearing the move or taunting how she found a counter to it but not show it till MitB.

[KIRA]

Also I don't know where suddenly now is a heel again apparently

[xrodmuc316]

I thought Nia was against bullying, why is she beating up this poor lady?

[RP]

Ronda should be selling this but no.. because WWE has no fucking clue how to sell a PPV. Which is why i'm not buying lol.

[Lock Jaw]

RIP Jobber's Chest

[RP]

Ronda is laughing and no selling LOL. This is amazing. She is no selling everything, This is amazing. This is so terrible. I cant even type straight at this point.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nia bullying this poor jobber and Rousey makes no sense considering Nia's anti-bullying promo a few weeks ago.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nia feel good story at Wrestlemania leads to her becoming a bitch. Again. Heard.

[Lock Jaw]

Also I don't know where suddenly now is a heel again apparently

I dunno, but Nia works like 100x better as a heel.

[KIRA]

Oh nia you'll never be awesome kong

[Dark One]

So Nia's now just a heel after we had to sit through 3 months of a face turn.

Cool.

I guess.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Ronda's not no-selling. She's uber confident.

[xrodmuc316]

Now she is bullying the ref?? Telling the fans to shut up?? Making fun of Ronda's face????? Where is the Goddess Alexa when you need her?

Nia = Bully!

[RP]

That was so bad.........


Can we play Smackdown now?

[KIRA]

She's so bad......

[xrodmuc316]

I dunno, but Nia works like 100x better as a heel.

Nia doesn't put in work clearly, she is terrible.

[RP]

For the record, I made a thread to make this thread legit. Go find it. It was wayyyyy better. I'm awesome. Thanks.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Dana is fucking sexy.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at Dana's math equations to figure out how to win a Gauntlet match.

[slik]

So glad Nia is a heel again.

[KIRA]

Graves turning into the Donald Trump of the announce table " some people are saying Ronda Rousey isn't ready for a Nia Jax" the only thing he did that was believe me

[RP]

I'm literally turning this shit off for a Youtube video. Good night.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cya

[Anybody Thrilla]

I do not dig this tag team whatsoever.

[KIRA]

This is how far Bray Wyatt such an awesome character in an awesome gimmick but I hate to see him coming thanks WWE you f****** idiots I didn't think you could ruin something that good but you found a way

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So Nia forgot her title in the ring ��</p>&mdash; Mëłø ���� (@HispanicPride_x) <a href="https://twitter.com/HispanicPride_x/status/1001271677374918657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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[KIRA]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So Nia forgot her title in the ring ��</p>&mdash; Mëłø ���� (@HispanicPride_x) <a href="https://twitter.com/HispanicPride_x/status/1001271677374918657?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 29, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Let's hope that leads to a de push

[rez]

Sweet shirt, Matt

[slik]

RAW has a really shitty tag team scene

[rez]

Would pay to see the Woken siblings take out Cole.

[Anybody Thrilla]

RAW has a really shitty tag team scene

Ridiculous that Coach would say it's the deepest it has been in a long time.

[KIRA]

I don't recall the last time the Ascension got this much offense in

[slik]

Ridiculous that Coach would say it's the deepest it has been in a long time.

SD on the other hand has quite the tag scene

[Dark One]

Bray Wyatt is Tranquilo

[KIRA]

It's also funny how often thrown-together tag teams win the titles more than actual teams at least on Raw

[Emperor Smeat]

RAW's tag team division might be the most useless division in all of WWE.

[KIRA]

SD on the other hand has quite the tag scene

Smackdown tag scene is lit

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at this promo by the B Team.

Also another night where Angle likely regrets taking up Steph's offer to be GM of RAW.

[KIRA]

I really think Curtis is found his footing and it's wonderful so far

[Dark One]

I am 100% behind Axel and Dallas being the Edge & Christian to Kurt Angle's Mick Foley

[KIRA]

All they need to do now is find a way to make heath Slater a part of this team and my life will be complete

[slik]

Gertner will cum

[xrodmuc316]

RAW's tag team division might be the most useless division in all of WWE.

U.K. and 205 Live divisions sitting here reading that quote like :)

[slik]

I think Authors Of Pain have been forgotten, truly the new Revival of NXT callups.

[Lock Jaw]

I certainly forgot about them until you mentioned them......

[xrodmuc316]

Riot Squad is so confusing. Punk Rock, Hillbilly, and Jersey Trash, yet they are supposed to get along?

[RP]

Can i trade Ruby Riots vagina pics for Liv Morgan Vagina pics?

[Emperor Smeat]

I really think Curtis is found his footing and it's wonderful so far

He's been really good in comedy or mashup teams than as a singles wrestler. Social Outcasts, Rybaxel, and "Macho" Sandow & "Hogan" Axel were all really entertaining periods of his career. Only thing comparable for his singles career was as the "Shah" of NXT.

[RP]

I would let Liv Morgan shit a sturdy turd right down my throat. I would chew it and eat it like i'm at Thanks Giving dinner table.

[Lock Jaw]

Vintage RP!

[RP]

I would cut my body open to let Pre-Med students watch Liv Morgan shit down my throat as I eat it. And then I would digest it and sew myself up and burp her shit vapors.

[slik]

RP U excited for more Bobby Lashley/Sisters stuff?

[slik]

I thought KO was about to yell 'This Is My House' for a moment...

[Dark One]

Really hope he slams Roode afterwards too

[Lock Jaw]

hot Braun nip slip

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Roode getting way too hyper at Braun's destruction of Owens and then getting destroyed himself in the end.

[KIRA]

There is a reason because he named himself that Cole

[Dark One]

Does this mean WWE Creative is apologizing or no

[Dark One]

"There was nothing funny about what Sami Zayn did last week."

Every once in a while Cole speaks the truth

[Dark One]

"Lashley Sucks!" chants. Oof.

[Lock Jaw]

Shocking revelations

[slik]

Nervous about this segment...

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Lashley's sisters last week were not his real ones?

[Savio]

Syracuse, NY?

TPWW poster Mike Adamle?

[Dark One]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd_c2vfVAAA44LO?format=jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

Sami's not wrong. He deserves better than being in this terrible Lashley family storyline.

Then again so does Lashley.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why. The. Fuck. Is. He. Smiling.

[KIRA]

Two different wrestlers have called you ugly now Richmond Virginia you might be ugly.

[Lock Jaw]

Why. The. Fuck. Is. He. Smiling.

He just loves to have fun!

[Ezra]

Guess I'm shocked those were dudes and not women.
Gonna have a talk with my penis.

[KIRA]

Why. The. Fuck. Is. He. Smiling.

I'm hoping it's the smile of a deeply deeply Disturbed man

[Lock Jaw]

Bobby Lashley bullying Sami Zayn........

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hey, I dunno if you guys are aware, but Mickie James is pretty fucking hot.

[Emperor Smeat]

Why. The. Fuck. Is. He. Smiling.

Maybe he's remembering a fond story from his past like the time one of his sisters wedgied him onto a flag pole as a makeshift flag.

[Ezra]

They should give Bobby lashley a tony atlas gimmick.

https://youtu.be/TeloDrSKZm8

[KIRA]

Hey, I dunno if you guys are aware, but Mickie James is pretty fucking hot.

Speaking of women come on Alicia how long does it take your ass to heal? I mean that literally

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: 205 Live and the Cruiser division randomly getting some air time on RAW.

Sure its only in video package form but better than the weeks of nothingness on RAW for the division.

[Dark One]

Alexander vs Murphy should be a really good match tomorow night.

[KIRA]

"Lashley Sucks!" chants. Oof.

The more things change the more they stay the same

[slik]

On one hand I love that KO, Elias and Sami all get to be top heels on RAW...

On the other hand they need to let them 'win feuds' at some point too...can't take people as credible threats when they always get their comeuppance each week.

[slik]

Why. The. Fuck. Is. He. Smiling.

He and Finn have been given the SMILING CLUB gimmick

[KIRA]

Dolph Ziggler looks like he's about to audition for West Side Story

[Emperor Smeat]

Alexander vs Murphy should be a really good match tomorow night.

Next two days for the WWE has some really potentially great and mouthwatering matches to look forward to watching.

SmackDown has Bryan vs Joe, 205 Live has Alexander vs Murphy, and NXT has Kai vs Baszler.

[Dark One]

This is either going to be great or Raw Tag Division This is Your Life

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is fucking garbage.

[Lock Jaw]

Revival make it to RAW

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rhyno pigging out on sandwiches.

[Dark One]

Does Rhyno have an entire platter of sandwiches.

[Anybody Thrilla]

"The deepest Raw tag division in years"