TNA Spring Bash

[The Naitch]

(I gotta put it up today because tomorrow I wont have time)

LIVE from Calgary Alberta

*Hulk Hogans' daughter is wearing a Calgary Flames jersey while singing the Canadian National Anthem*

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Bret Hart and the Hart family presents...

TNA Spring Bash

*Velvet Revolver's SLITHER hits and the pyros go off*

Signs seen in the crowd

-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD-Unit
-ilt_cock
-The Radical One
-The Cock layed the cockslap on your smug smiling face
-Invisible can see you, pervert_style
-Where's Nowhere Man
-El Santo G stole my other sign!
-El PureHatred loves kittens

vBulletin Championship: Savior vs. AssMan

AssMan imitates Savior and calls him gay. The two fight to the back until a black limo nails AssMan. Savior picks up the pin and a head pops out of the limo. That head belongs to natureboycv and the limo quickly speeds off, while Savior retains his vBuletin title

CAFE DE DAZZ DUPREE

*STUNT 101 hits and Dazz comes out for the first installment of Cafe De Dazz Dupree*

Dazz mentions that at the last PPV, somebody tried to kill him durig the National Anthem rap-along. Dazz says that his homie, The Duck is alive and recuperating. But his first guest for tonight is ilt_undertaker. "Back That Ass Up" hits and ilt comes out and sits down beside Dazz and his Bulldog named "D-Money". ilt tries to pet D-Money so D-Money starts humping ilt's leg. Dazz starts asking why ilt has been lurking in the shadows as of late? Why is she with Danny Electric one minute, and Joey Radd the next minute. ilt says that it's none of Dazz' business. Dazz then asks ilt if she knows the
guy who tried to kill him and The Duck and ilt says yes she does know who it is. Dazz demands that the guy come out right now. *Superslim's music hits* Superslim and Dazz (CLASSIC FEUD BTW) start the staredown. Huge heat ensues as ilt, Slim's former tag partner, tries to calm them down. Until...

*ilt low blows Superslim from behind and Dazz starts his attack on Superslim. ilt reveals her retro A-Unit shirt but this time with a D written over the A. Dazz, ilt and D-Money the Bulldog walk off leaving Superslim
lying in his own blood*

TNA Tag Team Elimination Tables Match

*Howard "THE DINK" Dinkle comes to the ring to welcome a guest celebrity who will be announcing the match*

*Ryan Seacrest comes out to a huge pop :shifty: , makes his way to the announce table*

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TRO and Danny Electric vs "Big Sexy" Shaggy and Azarael vs Scorpion and Rabidwolverine

*Scorpion cocks up and RW gets powerbombed through the table by Big Sexy Shaggy*

Ryan Seacrest: Scorpion and RW OUT!

*TRO and Danny dominate, until Big Sexy Shaggy revs up and goes crazy, but unfortunately Invisible comes to the ring and nails Azarael with the ring bell, leading to Danny hitting the problem solver on Scorpion. TRO then nails the Sex Bomb on Scorpion through the table. TRO and Danny win the TNA Tag Titles*

Ryan Seacrest: Shaggy and Azarael OUT!

*Ryan Seacrest tries to congratulate Team Sexy. He then says "Seacrest Out!" but as he tries to leave the ring, Danny hits the Problem Solver on poor Ryan Seacrest. Team Sexy celebrates the beatdown leaving Seacrest OUT face first on the mat*

*An ad for next PPV "TNA Sickness" (Highway to Summer Jam)

The Naitch vs. Outsider: # 1 Contender for the TPWWE Title

The Naitch and Outsider, two ring veterans wrestle a tolerable match. Outsider powerslams Naitch, Naitch gets back up, but does the Naitch face plant. Outsider goes on the offensive until Naitch counters. At one point Naitch chops Outsider so hard that Outsider's bandana comes flying off revealing the shiney crome dome that Outsider has been hiding all these years. All of a sudden, Outsider has had enough and starts going psycho on Naitch. Naitch falls vitim to Outsiders' devastating finisher.

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But Naitch kicks out! The Naitch is running wild, Outsider is shocked. Naitch then locks Outsider in the Figue 4 and shakes violently. Outsider taps out! The Naitch is going to face the TPWWE Champion at Sickness!

El PureHatred w/ El Nino vs. El Santo Guerrero: #1 Contender for the TNA Title

El PH and El Nino come out to the loudest pop of the night so far. El Santo G walks to the ring all sly. El PH and El Santo
wrestle a potential match of the year. El Nino is seen behaving at ringside and he decides to listen to do some announcing.

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El Nino then gets in the ring and while ref is down, he hits the "Ninorana" on El Santo. El PH mocks El Santo by "feeling froggy" so he hits El Santo with his own version of the Frogsplash. El PH picks up the pinfall and it looks like he
is going to TNA Sickness to face the TNA Champion. El Santo G starts spazzing and grabs the mic. El Santo starts making fun of El Nino, who cost him the match. He then challenges El Nino to a match at TNA Sickness...FOR HIS MASK!!!! El Nino starts to panic but El PH tells him not to worry. El Santo smiles*


TPWWE Championship: Disturbed316 vs. The Cock (The Naitch faces the winner at TNA Sickness)

OOH WAH AHAHAHAHA! DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS hits and out comes Disturbed. The crowd surprisingly pops huge for him (he's supposed
to be a heel). IF YA SMELLLLLL The Cock comes out to some Cocky Sucks chants (He's supposed to be the face) These two studs get it on, X7_style. The hottest match of the night so far. Blood and guts baby! D316 hits a Lou-Thesz to a huge pop. D316 goes on some serious offensive until The Cock nails a huge clothesline form the corner. *fans boo* The Cock starts laying
the Cockdown, Rock_style, and sends D316 over the top rope. The Cock heads but D316 nails Cock with the Title belt! The Cock is bloodied. D316 sends Cock through the steel steps. He sends Cock flying to the ringpost. D316 works the crowd, but once he turns around, The Cock nails D316 with another huge clothesline. He sets up D316 on the spanish announce table. COCK BOTTOM! The Spanish Announce table is like 0-4 at PPV's so far :nono: The Cock then yells out PAYBACK IS A BITCH and nails D316 with the TPWWE Title this time. Double Juice! He drags D316 into the ring and goes for "The Sickness" but D316 counters it and nails The Cock with The Cock Bottom! 1-2-Kickout! The Cock finally manages to hit the Sickness on D316. 1-2-Kickout! The crowd is so hotttt right now, that Cocky Sucks chants are getting out of control. :rant: D316 goes for the steel chair, but Cocky flips him the bird, kicks him down and locks him in the COCKSHOOTER!!!! Shades of Mania 13 come to mind. D316 grabs the ropes but Cocky doesn't let go. Huge boos, some debris is thrown into the ring and one cup manages to hit that slut Jillian Garcia (Lilian' younger, sluttier sister). Triple juice, I guess :naughty: Anyways. The Cock goes for the Cockbuster and sets up the Hollywood Elbow. All of a sudden Mr. Marcus (Former TPWWE Commissioner) comes out and distracts The Cock! Cocky doesn't really know who he is, but he tosses his ass into the ring anyways and lays the Cockdown on him, and sends him back out of the ring over the top rope. As Cock turns around, D316 hits The Sickness on Cocky, with some stank on it! 1-2-3! Disturbed is the new TPWWE Champion. Outsider comes out and he joins Mr. Marcus and Disturbed. As The Cock gets up, D316 nails him with the title belt sending Cocky to the ground. The Naitch then comes out to help Cocky but the trio are too much. Mr. Marcus, Disturbed and Outsider all celebrate in the ring. This match stole the show.

TNA Championship: Loose Cannon vs. Joey Radd w/ Savior (El PureHatred faces the winner at TNA Sickness)

LC and Joey Radd get it on. The crowd is too tired to cheer right now. LC and Joey put on a great match, nonetheless. After Savior tries to interfere, the officials kick Savior out of ringside. Joey is pissed, and waiting from behind him is LC. LCKO on Joey. 1-2-kickout. LC and Joey wrestle for 20 more minutes. Joey nails LC with his finisher but LC kicks out. LC goes for Joey finisher but he reverses it and fianlly nails LC with the LCKO! Joey goes for the pin. 1-2-3! Joey is the NEW TNA Champion and he grabs the belt and walks to the back as LC stays in the ring with a look of disspointment on his face. All of a sudden the lights go out, thunder noises are heard for a few seconds. The lights go back on to reveal....

NOWHERE MAN!

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Nowhere Man grabs his bat and nails LC from behind! :naughty: Nowhere Man works the crowd to a huge pop.

END SHOW

Summary:

-Natureboycv debuts and screw AssMan out of the vBulletin Title. Savior retains
-Cafe De Dazz Dupree is a hit. Superslim reveals himself as the sniper. But ilt turns on Slim and sides with Dazz
-Team Sexy picks up the TNA TAg Titles and lay out Ryan Seacrest. TEAM SEXY OUT!
-The Naitch becomes the #1 Contender for the TPWWE Championship
-El PureHatred becomes the #1 Contender for the TNA Championship
-El Santo Guerrero challenges El Nino to a match at Sickness. El Nino's mask is on the line
-Disturbed316 wins the TPWWE Championship. Mr Marcus cost The Cock the match
-Joey radd is the new TNA Champion

[The Ravishing One]

:y: Good show.

[Loose Cannon]

lol at ilt and the retro A-Unit shirt and heel turn. Radd is going to make the ratings dive as champion Diesal_style. Great show though. Looks like me and Nowhere Man have a huge feud coming. :naughty:

[Disturbed316]

Fuck yeah :cool:

Good show overall :y:

[The Naitch]

I have faith in Joey Radd

[The Ravishing One]

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Your new TNA tag champs

TRO and Danny Electric went for a change at TNA Spring Bash, hence the makeup.

[The Naitch]

whats up with the make up, guy?

I know Team Sexy was metro-sexual, but damn..:p

[The Ravishing One]

Just a one night only change for Team Sexy

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[Disturbed316]

lol check out Crush :lol:

[The Ravishing One]

:lol: Mullet :y:

[The Naitch]

*Ryan Seacrest dies on the way to the hospital*

[OssMan]

I think I'm gonna retire from wrestling, and become a part time manager. I just can't keep up. :'(

[The Naitch]

Kurt AssMan

[Dazz]

*Dazz Dupree appears on the Tron*

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"Hey Superslim, last week you thought you would try and take me and my buddies out, well, this week I took my pistol with me, so there will be no incidents like last week. If you want beef then it's on, I'ma take my buddy *points to gun* with me round the arena, and if I should happen to see you, then don't say you weren't warned of the consiquences.

One way or another, your going to pay, what Ilt did to you earlier was only a small sample of what I will do when I see you next.

You do not want to take this to the next level, believe me."

*Dazz Dupree is seen leaving the locker on his own, with a pissed off look on his face and with his pistol in his hand.*

[Danny Electric]

*Danny Electric is seen backstage with TRO celebrating*

DE - "This is just the beginning you know. Team Sexy are back, I told you that there's going to be a change and there was. We are tag team champs, we have gold around our sexy waits."

TRO - "Now that is ravishing."

DE - "Oh yeah and you'll find out who that man I've been talking to is very soon. Let me just say that he's someone with alot of power. A man who knows that Team Sexy are the men. Who is it, The Naitch, Outsider, someone else. You'll just have to wait."

TRO - "You know what Danny, I was looking in the mirror earlier and I though to myself, how the hell am I so good looking. I am tottaly ravishing. Watch out TNA, Team Sexy are back"

[The Naitch]

New feuds

Joey Radd vs. El PureHatred

Loose Cannon vs. Nowhere Man

Disturbed vs. The Naitch

The Cock vs. Outsider II w/ Mr. Marcus

Dazz w/ ilt vs. Superslim

Team Sexy w/ Invisible vs ?????????

El Santo vs. El Nino

Savior vs ???????

[The Naitch]

*Azarael's mom comes by to pick him up and give him a ride home*

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[Azriel]

(I think the Church needs a new member. Oh, what happened with splaya?)

[Joe Kerr]

One of my finishers is the RAD trap..(a submission move that consist of a triangle strangle with the arm wrenched behind the back....and the RAD-ifier which is a inverted Brainbuster.



the Show is Rad-ical :y:

[The Naitch]

Yeah I was writing your match em, and I forgot the name of your finisher

splaya is still in rehab. He reports live via satellite from the hospital

[OssMan]

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[Azriel]

An interview is in progress between The Roach and a pissed off Azrael

Roach: Thank you Azrael for granting us this interview. I must say, you look pretty pissed.

Azrael: No shit Sherlock. The whole Church is pissed right now. First off, Invisible comes down to the tag match, knocks me out with the ring bell and helps Team Sexy capture the tag belts. And then you have Joey Radd using Loose Cannon's own finisher and becoming the new champion, and what's worse, it's going to be a couple of months before he even gets a chance to fight for the title, because you have this new guy Purehatred already fighting for the title. He hasn't even paid his dues yet, but in one shot he becomes number contender. Naitch denies me the chance at the vbulletin title, and yet he gives this fresh guy a chance at the big title. Naitch is nothing but a hypocrite. This place is going to hell in a handbasket.

Roach: So, what's your next move going to be?

Azrael: Revenge. Me and Shaggy are calling in our rematch. We want to face TRO and Danny Electric at Sickness. Since they are champions, we'll be sporting and let them name the stipulation, but in return they have to promise that in no way can Invisible or any new members of Team Sexy who may want to make their debut can interfere, or else they will be disqualified and the belts will be handed over to us.

[The Naitch]

lol

[The Ravishing One]

***Team Sexy come down to ringside***

*TRO whispers to Danny Electric*

TRO: What the hell, why is Invisible wearing your belt?

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*TRO grabs mic.

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TRO: We accept your challenge Azrael!

They then leave the ring.

[Bazooka]

*Later that night ^ Team Sexy are shown sitting around their limosine. DE is guzzling red wine and splashing it in TRO and Invisible's face*

Invisible:"Aaahah it got in my eye"
*TRO takes his shirt off and begins rubbing the wine out of Invisible's eye with his shirt*

TRO:"For all you lovely ladies out there who don't know what a real man is"
*TRO begins flexing but is cut off by DE*

DE:"Yo, save that shit for ppv, these people need to pay for that"

Invisible:"You know what bothers me. Savior and his never ending title reign. Savior is scared of me, so he makes matches with minors that he know he can beat somehow, cheating. Savior, our buisness is not over till I get that Vbulletin title around my Sexy waist."

TRO:"That's my booooy. Now, DE are you ready to make these titles credible again. I mean, Loosecannon thinks he can just toss them around like these are trash. This title in my hands represents how strong of a TEAM we are. Not one team can compare to Team Sexy!"

*Camera fades to pink*

[The Ravishing One]

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TRO: We accept your challenge Azrael

[Shaggy]

***Shaggy comes down to the ring with a smile on his face***

Shaggy: "I guess you are all wondering why I am smiling right now. You know after lossing the titles and everything last night. Last night was not a good night for The Church as we all know. Not only did we lose the tag titles but LC was cheated out of his title. Well The Church wont stand for this to happen. But that is where the big news comes in. Ladies and Gentleman I would like to tell you that the new Tag Team Champions are non other than.......Me and Azrial. You see lets look at the end of that match last night"

***Video is shown on the TNA Tron.......

TRO and Danny Electric vs "Big Sexy" Shaggy and Azarael vs Scorpion and Rabidwolverine

*Scorpion cocks up and RW gets powerbombed through the table by Big Sexy Shaggy*

Ryan Seacrest: Scorpion and RW OUT!

*TRO and Danny dominate, until Big Sexy Shaggy revs up and goes crazy, but unfortunately Invisible comes to the ring and nails Azarael with the ring bell, leading to Danny hitting the problem solver on Scorpion. TRO then nails the Sex Bomb on Scorpion through the table. TRO and Danny win the TNA Tag Titles*

Ryan Seacrest: Shaggy and Azarael OUT!

*Ryan Seacrest tries to congratulate Team Sexy. He then says "Seacrest Out!" but as he tries to leave the ring, Danny hits the Problem Solver on poor Ryan Seacrest. Team Sexy celebrates the beatdown leaving Seacrest OUT face first on the mat*
----------------(video ends)

Shaggy: "As you can see people neither Azriel or I were put through a table. First I eliminated RW. RW and Scorpion should of left the ring at that time but instead TRO mistakely nails Scorpion through the title. Right there the ref rang the bell and screwed me and my partner out of our titles. I demand that the titles be given back to us right now. We are the rightful owners as the video shows. I will give Team Sexy till the end of the night to make things right again or the whole TNA will behold the power that The Church has."

[Azriel]

:lol: Capitalizing on a Naitch typo huh Shaggy?

[Outsider]

***Mr Marcus, Disturbed and Outsider are seen sat in an office. Mr Marcus is sat behind a desk writing on some bits of paper, Disturbed is polishing his belt and Outsider is sat in a corner sulking and drinking***

Mr Marcus: It’s good to be back….

Disturbed: It’s good to be a champion…

Outsider: It’s good to be drunk…..

Mr Marcus: ……Why is Outsider drunk and in the corner of my office?

Disturbed: Because he lost…..

Mr Marcus: ……oh. Tell him not to lose in future.

Disturbed: Err….it’s not that simple!

Mr Marcus: Are you doubting me?

Disturbed: Err…..no sir?

Mr Marcus: Well tell him then :mad:

Disturbed: Outsider, don’t lose.

Outsider: You can’t tell me what to *hic* do!

*Outsider tries to stand up, bur fails and takes another swig of his drink*

Mr Marcus: So whats our grand plan then?

Disturbed: I think we should……

Outsider: Beat them up!

Disturbed: Who up?

Outsider: Everyone!

Disturbed: …………..how much have you had?

*Outsider holds up an empty bottle of wine……then two more*

Disturbed: Piss head….

Mr Marcus: Was that my Merlot?

Outsider: *Looks shocked* Who the fuck are you?

Mr Marcus: Your boss.

Outsider: I really love you!

Mr Marcus: :|

Disturbed: Ignore him. We have more important things to worry about.

Mr Marcus: Like what?

Disturbed: The Naitch

Mr Marcus: And why should we have to worry about him?

Disturbed: I have to face him for the TPWWE Championship.

Mr Marcus: Don’t worry. We’ll have that taken care of.

Disturbed: He was good enough to beat Outsider

Mr Marcus: Yes, but in that match, we played fair.

Outsider: Where were you guys?

Mr Marcus: Never you mind. Go sober up….

*Outsider slowly gets to his feet*

Outsider: You telling me what to do?

Disturbed: Woah, lets not get nasty guys….Maybe you should go Outsider….

*Disturbed drags Outsider out of the office. He then goes back in and laughter is heard. Outsider slumps up against a wall and falls asleep. He wakes up a few hours later only to find the Cock in his face*

The Cock: Well look who it is!

Outsider: Fuck off, I have a headache….

The Cock: Is this how a former icon acts to having the smack down laid on his candy ass by an old man?

Outsider: I beat you didn’t I?

*The Cock looks annoyed…..then he smiles and gives Outsider a taunting slap*

The Cock: You keep telling yourself that!

*The Cock starts to walk away, Outsider gets up and attacks him from behind, the two brawl for a minute with neither getting a definite upper hand. The Mr Marcus appears from no-where and smashes a guitar over the head of The Cock*

Mr Marucs: Who was that?

Outsider: :| Do you always hit strangers with guitars?

Mr Marcus: .....sometimes :cool:

[Savior]

*Joey tells savior Invisible wants his title*
S: Hahaha He's not in my league....After the PPV, we should go after the Tag titles so we can have all the belts.

[MVP]

A mysterious figure emerges from the crowd resembling this guy:

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The man grabs hold of a mic and enters the ring. Random girls in the crowd are found screaming "OMG HE'S SO HOTT OMGZ". To others he looks rather familiar, but they don't really know whether to cheer or boo so they go on their piss breaks. The man gets on the mic.

????: "Well well so this is the so-called 'TNA' that I've been hearing so much about. Word around the indy scene is that this is the new breakthrough federation and that anybody can made famous here. Well from what I've seen, the rumors are true anybody can be made famous here. I mean it's obvious, most of the roster is made up of a bunch of no-talent ass clowns just like everyone of you in this arena."

*Fans boo the mysterious mysogynist*

????: "Shut up. You all need to learn how to respect your superiors. I've been in the ring with the biggest and the best. I'm here because it's my responsibility as a star athlete to entertain you worthless trailer trash ass clowns with real wrestling, not this panzy-ass freeze tag I've been watching here thus far. You idiots paid to see a real show, and it doesn't get any better than M...V...P.

*Fans continue to boo, random girls continue to hysterically orgasm at MVP's good looks*

MVP: "I'm sending a message to whoever runs this business; I want a TNA contract because this federation is a joke, and I will give it some credibility. I will await your response, I suggest you decide soon before these idiots realize they're watching absolute garbage. And that's all I have to say about that."

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34% of the male fans did not witness that promo due to long bathroom lines.

[ilt_undertaker]

ilt_cock?

":mad:"

[Savior]

S: What happend? I was peeing...

[Nowhere Man]

AWESOME! I get to be the fk'n Stinger!!! :D

[The Naitch]

Sweet, MVP, the huge rock star has graced TNA

New Matches for TNA Sickness

vBulletin Championship: Savior vs. Invisible

[The Naitch]

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El Ninotude facts: El Nino can kick anyones ass in Mario Kart

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*Jilian Garcia always gets excited when she visits The Cock in Hawaii for a quickie*

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*MVP's reaction to receiving a TNA contract*

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*The Cock and MVP have a small disagreement*

The Cock: So, MVP, what you're saying is....YOU LIKE STRUDEL?! Stay away from The Cock you sick fffffffreak!

MVP: Apple Strudel is the best, bitch!

[Bazooka]

Sweet, MVP, the huge rock star has graced TNA



New Matches for TNA Sickness



vBulletin Championship: Savior vs. Invisiblehttp://nating.com/4955_files/bret9a.jpeg

*Invisible smiles at the thought of ending Savior's Vbulleten title streak*



Invisible:"Finally, I am granted a chance. A chance to once again, drape gold(tagchamp) over my shoulder and raise my head up high because I know there's nothing that's gonna stop me. That's exactly what you are to me right now, Savior, you're the nothing that's holding me back. You have hidden too long from me, now it's time for retribution!"

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*Invisible laughs at a poster of Savior hanging on the wall then walks away*

[The Naitch]

lol Savior is gonna be pissed

[Splaya]

*splaya is shown at the hospital, the monitor picking up a faint pulse. All of a sudden he begins to go into shock and begins to twitch.

Doctor: OMG he's having a seizure. He's going into shock again. Turn that camera off now dammit.

*The camera fades to black but as it does a straight line is shown going across the monitor*

Doctor: Charge the paddles.

*camera fades to black and nothing is heard. People are seen in shock and even a few are crying*

JR: BAH GAWD King. Those bastards Joey and Savior need to pay. I'm telling you, whatever they have coming to them, they deserve.

[The Dub]

Cameras come back to the hospital.

Splaya: Sorry about that, someone stepped on my oxygen tube.

J.R. Splaya, how's everything? When do we expect to see you back in action?

Splaya: Well, J.R., I'm truly lucky to be alive, but I will make my return at Sickness.

J.R. I'm sure you didn't expect the savage beating you took from Joey Radd and Savior at Raining Blood. Are you going to seek revenge against them for this attack?

Splaya: I would like nothing better than to...

Before Splaya could finish his sentence, RW comes out to interrupt the interview.

RW: Look at ya, Splaya. Do you possibly think you can make a return at Sickness? Hell, we thought you were dead. I mean, damn, you can't even go to the pisser and drain the main vein on your own! You can't even wipe your own ass! If it just so happens that you make it to Sickness, I'll be more than glad to make sure that this is the only way TNA fans will ever see you.

Splaya: Oh yeah? Well, I may not be able to dispose of my bodily waste on my own, but I can sure as hell beat you!

RW: Well, you keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. Oh, wait, you've been laying up in a hospital bed for weeks!

J.R.: Now don't you think that's uncalled for?

RW: Was anyone talking to you?

J.R.: He's in a hospital bed unable to defend himself, by God! Why don't you pick on an active superstar?

RW: You wanna be in the bed next to his? (J.R. nods "no") Then shut the hell up and mind your damn business.

J.R.: I'm just doing my job.

RW: (grabs J.R. by the shirt) Didn't I tell you to shut your mouth?

RW hits J.R. with a Juvi Driver. The Roach comes out to the ring and congratulates RW. RW and The Roach raise each other's arms and pose for the crowd.

[The Naitch]

TNA Sickness

splaya vs rabidwolverine

#1 Contender for the <s>TNA Championship</s> vBulletin Championship

In a "Ambulance Match"

:)

[Scorpion]

**Scorpion is seen backstage walking around with a chair in his hand. He smiles as he opens a door then charges in and hits someone in the back of the head. Relentlessly he pounds the chair into the man, he kicks him over and its THE NAITCH! He keeps slamming the chair into the naitches face and then picks him up and hits the Scorpion Bomb ontop of the chair. Security comes into the room and pulls Scorpion out, but the damage has alreadyt been done.**

[Splaya]

*splaya from his hospital bed*

Splaya: You see RW, now I will get my revenge on you. Now I will do what I should have done a long time ago and that's put you, not me, but you in the hospital. You come out and piss and moan about me having to take a piss into a bag. Well bitch, your time is running out and soon and the Playa means very soon, your going to end up with a tube down your penis (huge pop). At Sickness, you are the one who will be sick and in the hospital. Sick in the head from all the chairshots I will deliver to that skull of yours. Have a Nice Day.


*camera fades out of the hospital and returns to the arena*

[Splaya]

:eek: Holy shit at Scorpion :eek:

[The Naitch]

uh no

[Scorpion]

(Lol what? no one had the balls to attack Naitch be4?)

[Shaggy]

***Shaggy comes to the ring with a mic in hand***

Shaggy: "Well it seems that the higher powers dont want to hand over the titles to us. Even though the the video clearly showed neither Azriel or I being eliminated they refuse to hand the tag titles back to there true owner. So its just gonna go like that. Just like Bret Hart was screwed over by Vince, The Church is gonna get screwed over by the higher poweres. Well you know what, you can keep those titles. Because come time at at the next ppv. We will take up that offer for a rematch. It will be The Church Vs Team Sexy and this time we will walk away just like we should of before, with the titles. Infact we are so confident that we will even let yall pick the type of match. But choose wisely because the match decides your fate."

***Shaggy leaves the ring and walks to the back****

[Splaya]

*splaya is shown in his bed at the hospital*

Yo so now I know my opponent
His name is RW
But according to his girlfriend
He's nothing but PW (pussy-whipped)

So now I have to fight him at Sickness
After the Chruch decided to leave me for dead in a ditch
RW you better watch out for the Wickedness (tornado DDT) (New name for finisher)
Cause if I hit it, you will be nothing more than my bitch.

It's an all out "Ambulance Match"
And your punk ass is going to end up in the hospital
You better not let me look at the chart
Cause I'll make sure they chop off a genital

In conclusion RW be prepared
For your ass doesn't want to be hit with the Wickedness
Cause if it does
Your ass will be in the ambulance at TNA Sickness

*Crowd is cheering like mad for Splaya as the camera fades to black*

[The Naitch]

RAW IS GANGSTER CAPTIONS

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*Mr. Marcus starts making fun of The Naitch because he got attacked by a Velocity jobber named Scorpion*

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*Mr. Marcus, annoying as he is, decides to shoot the shit in the hallways to make fun of more TNA Superstars: Rabidwolverine and Jonathan THE ROACH Roachman*

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*Finally, all the backstage harrassment catches up to Mr. Marcus, and he is caught backstage, GTV_style, with an unknown man engaging in some sort of homo-erotic activity*

[Nowhere Man]

*The Church comes out to cut a promo. All of them are dejected and angry, but L-C is in a particularly sour mood, and rightfully so*

LC: We, the Church of Orton, have recently suffered grievous losses. I, as you may have seen, am no longer a Champion. I lost my title belt, and although I still consider Joey Radd an enemy, I will acknowledge the fact that he got the better of me at Spring Bash, and will honor his victory for now. What I will NOT tolerate, however, is the unprovoked and cowardly assault I suffered after the match had ended, from this supposed "Nowhere Man." He will be brought before the FATHER, and be forced to pay for his sins. By the command of the FATHER--

*LC is cut off by the sound of evil-sounding laughter echoing over the PA system. The lights go out, all but a single spotlight on LC*

Voice of NM: So full of outrage and vengeful thoughts.....were you really so surprised by my actions? You shouldn't be. As I have said, things are not at all as they may seem. Defiant or not, you are still a puppet, and no puppet should be placed on such lofty heights as that of a champion.

LC: Enough talk! You speak in nothing but riddles, Nowhere Man, but I want to make this perfectly clear: I DEMAND JUSTICE.

*A second spotlight shines up into the rafters, where NM is perched*

Nowhere Man: If you are so eager to face me, then I will be more than willing to open your eyes to the true nature of things. I will make you see it all through new eyes, even if it means I have to tear yours out.

*crowd pops*

....but not tonight.

*crowd boos*

I will 'enlighten' you soon enough, but before I build you anew, I will have to tear down everything you hold dear and accept as 'real.'

*spotlight on NM cuts off*

LC: You cowardly miscreant! You would rather run and hide than pay the price of your actions! It won't matter where you run, because I will find you!

*another spotlight cuts on. This time, NM is at the entrance ramp*

NM: That may be harder than you would think, Lost Child. To find me, you will have to abandon faith and look in uncertainty...

*spotlight cuts off, and back on. Now NM is in the crowd*

NM: You will have to abandon the truth and seek out lies...

*spotlight goes off/on. Now NM is at ringside in front of LC*

NM: You will have to look in the places you would never expect...

*spotlight goes off/on. Now NM is standing right behind LC!!!*

NM: For expectations and assumptions and acception of 'truths' will take you farther from the way the world really is. The real truth and power is found...Nowhere...

*the spotlights cut out. When the house lights turn back on, NM is gone, and all the members of the Church except LC and Dark_Kane are sprawled out on the mat, bloody and unconscious. LC screams furiously*

End of segment

[The Naitch]

And lastly...

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*Scorpion "The Velocity Jobber" makes his way to the ring for a squash match*

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*Scorpion pisses his pants right before his match against GIANT GEORGE (aka "Double G" aka "G-G-Unit")*

[Scorpion]

(lol Naitch i aint that short, im 6'5)

[Azriel]

The Church of Orton's music hits and Azrael comes out to the loudest boos of the night. Azrael just shakes it off because he's so used to it by now. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic

Azrael: I just came out here because I needed to get a few things off my chest. I am glad me and Shaggy will be getting a rematch for the Tag Titles, so that we can show that we do deserve those titles. The Church will once again have gold around their waists, and soon we'll have all the gold; unfortunately, because of the way things are going right now, that might take a while. Luckily, we are very patient. Now, I was watching in the back earlier and I saw something which definitely brought a smile to my face. Will the fellows in the back please show that beautiful footage.

Titantron replays the beatdown Scorpion gave to The Naitch earlier tonight. The camera then shows Azrael back in the ring laughing

Azrael: That is too precious. Scorpion finally showed some balls tonight, and I know he'll get screwed for it, which makes it even funnier. Scorpion and RW need to know their place and their place is on the job squad. If RW thinks he can beat splaya at Sickness, well, he's just a delusional ass. I thought them being eliminated first at Spring Bash would pound some sense into them, but instead they're suffering from brain damage, but enough about them. Team Sexy, the Church is waiting to hear your stipulation. The choice is yours, but the results will be the same. The Church will be on top, while Team Sexy will be taking a long dirt nap.

[The Dub]

RW and The Roach come out to the ring to respond to splaya's verbal attack.

Roach: Now, RW, I know you heard splaya trying to freestyle on you from his hospital bed. He actually thinks he's going to make his return and be victorious at your expense.

RW: Well, Roach, his rap skills sound like the Anglo Assasin from the WB's Superstar USA. I can't get with that.

Roach: Then show him how it's done.

RW: Don't mind if I do.

Splaya trying to rhyme on me?
This dude's just another rookie
I might be pussy whipped
But at least I'm gettin' the cookie

Now you're laying up in a hospital bed
Wanting a piece of Rabidwolverine
After I become the #1 contender
The ambulance will be your limousine

EMT's will take you back home
To the hospital where you belong
It'll be you, not me
With a catheder in your shlong

RW: I'm gonna stop right there. I can't give these people too much, Roach.

Roach: I feel ya.

RW: Splaya, once again you've become a stepping stone on my way to finally gaining the vBulletin Title and a one-on-one rematch with Savior from 'Mania, provided he defeats Invisible. Get used to that bed, Splaya, because that's gonna be where you stay for a long time to come. You might as well forward your mail to the hospital, because you'll never make it home. As for Azrael, it doesn't matter if Scorpion and I were eliminated first, you still lost the tag belts and it's not like YOU eliminated me. You talk so much shit about me, yet you never challenge me to a match. I am going to beat Splaya at Sickness, but I'd like to kick your ass right now. Get out here!

Azrael comes out, surprisingly.

Azrael: I don't even know why I'm out here. I have nothing to prove to you. I belong to the Church of Orton! I am not a jobber like you!

RW: I don't know if you know, but every faction has a jobber and the Church's jobber is you and I'm gonna prove it right now!

Azrael: Like I said before, I have no time for this.

RW: Looks like I pulled your ho card. I punked you out. I took your heart. That's okay. If you're scared, say you're scared.

Fans start the Meow Mix chant.

Azrael gets mad and charges the ring.

*Azrael vs. RW w/The Roach* impromptu match

Azrael hits his finisher on RW. Referee counts 1...2..NO! Roach puts RW's foot on the bottom rope. More back and forth action until RW hits a Juvi Driver on Azrael. RW goes for the pin and Roach holds Azrael's feet. 1...2....3!

Winner: RW

*post-match*

RW and Roach continue to lay the boots to Azrael. Shaggy and LC come out to help Azrael and RW and Roach retreat.

[The Naitch]

Mitchell "ALF" Cole and SPAZZ bring us.....

Y2 Stinger's QUOTE OF THE WEEK*

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Azrael: That is too precious. Scorpion finally showed some balls tonight, and I know he'll get screwed for it, which makes it even funnier.

Brought to you by Y2 Stinger!

El Santo Guerrero: FEEL THE STIIIIIING!

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*El Santo G is seen dancing around while the sexy female model doesn't seem to be paying attention to him*

El Santo G: ORELAY HOLMES!!!! Stacker 2...The Drink Of Campionados Bata Locos!

*THE CAMERAS PANS OVER TO EL NINO*

*El Nino is seen laughing at the TV monitor at El Santo's stupid commercial*

[Savior]

*Tag match*
Invisible & Scropion vs Joe and Savior

*5 mins of wrestling go by*
King: Savior and invisble a batlling on the outside!
*Invisible Pokes savior in the eye then hits a cross body*
JR: Bah gawd both men are down!
King: Look at the legal men!
JR: Joey with the Radifier on Scorpion!
1...2...3
JR: Invisble from behind with right hands!
*Joey reverse with a side walk slam*
King: Savior is back in the ring!
King: Savior hit "the bricks"!
JR: Now he's getting the title!
*Savior places the belt over Invisible face, while Joey throws Scropy out of the ring*
King: ooo leg drop off the top rope
JR: Saviors going for a pin but the match is over
Crowd: 1...2...3

[Scorpion]

(wtf me and Invisible?)

[Savior]

It was a mix match.

[Loose Cannon]

god you guys are too fast for me. I'm gonna have to cut a killer promo later.

[The Dub]

The Roach and RW are in the back celebrating their victory.

Roach: I've gotta give it to ya. You called Azrael out. You punked him out and you took him out.

RW: You already know. You know this.

Roach: I still have an interview to do. How you gonna spend the rest of this great night?

RW: I think I'm gonna take a drive. To visit a disabled friend. I've gotta hurry up because visiting hours are over soon. Holla at ya, Roach.

Roach: Later.

RW shows up at County Hospital, where splaya is resting comfortably. RW goes up to the front desk.

RW: (eating a pretzel) Hi, I'm here to visit Splaya. He's a co-worker of mine.

Front Desk Lady: He's asleep, and visiting hours are over in thirty minutes. Maybe you can come back tomorrow during visiting hours.

RW: No can do. I'm goin' on the road and I don't know if this is the last chance I'll get to see my friend.

Front Desk Lady: I said come back tomorrow. He's asleep.

RW: You're gonna tell me what room he is in and you better be quick!

Front Desk Lady: Room 112!!

RW: That's what I thought. Have a nice night.

RW runs into splaya's room, locks the door and attacks him while he is asleep. Splaya falls out of bed and RW continues to lay the boots to splaya. RW spots a bouquet of flowers in the room and grabs it.

RW: Oh, is someone hoping that you get well soon? Well, I hate to say it, but they'll be sadly disappointed!

RW hits splaya in the face with the flowers, then takes another bite of his pretzels

RW: Damn! These pretzels are making me thirsty. Oh look! here's some water right here!

RW grabs splaya's IV and takes a sip after punching a hole in it with a pen.

RW: This water sucks!

RW wastes the rest of splaya's IV.

After a tremendous beating, hospital security finally breaks the door down and RW escapes through the window and speeds away in his Escalade.

[Scorpion]

**Naitch calls Scorpion into his office, Scorpion arrives and Naitch is surrounded by security.

Scorpion: Naitch What do you want, here to fire me for being the only one with enough balls to stand up to you?

Naitch: Wooo thats funny Scorpion, im jsut informing you on a match you have against an old enemy of yours whome has jsut signed with TNA... Viper (a new character of mine) oh and your match starts now.

**Scorpion comes out to the ring and awaits his matach. The lights go out and Vipers music hits (Automatic by Powerman 5000). He comes out to the ring with Black Pants with a snake embroidered on his right leg. His right arm has a tatto of Tribal Wire with a snake in the wire.

The match starts with Viper spearing Scorpion. Scorpion gets up ad they exchange punches then Scorpion kicks Viper in the mid-section and goes for the Scorpion Bomb but Vriper reverses it into a powerbomb. They wrestle for 5 minutes and then Scorpion gets a side headlock on Viper who reverses it into a Viper Slam (Back Suplex which he spins into a modified Rock Bottom) 1 2 3 VIPER WINS

[Outsider]

***Outsider is seen reading a Political Theory textbook***

Outsider: However despite the advance of democratisiation in 1980s and 1990's, a number of alternatives to the Western liberal model of government can be identified. These include post-communist govern....

*Outsider looks at the camera*

Outsider: I so wish I was promoing right now :(

[The Naitch]

Naitch: Wooo thats funny Scorpion, im jsut informing you on a match you have against an old enemy of yours whome has jsut signed with TNA... Viper (a new character of mine) oh and your match starts now.

**Scorpion comes out to the ring and awaits his matach. The lights go out and Vipers music hits (Automatic by Powerman 5000). He comes out to the ring with Black Pants with a snake embroidered on his right leg. His right arm has a tatto of Tribal Wire with a snake in the wire.

The match starts with Viper spearing Scorpion. Scorpion gets up ad they exchange punches then Scorpion kicks Viper in the mid-section and goes for the Scorpion Bomb but Vriper reverses it into a powerbomb. They wrestle for 5 minutes and then Scorpion gets a side headlock on Viper who reverses it into a Viper Slam (Back Suplex which he spins into a modified Rock Bottom) 1 2 3 VIPER WINS



New match announced for TNA Sickness

It's the return of THE OFFICE PLANT!!!!!!!

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The Office Plant vs. Scorpion

[The Naitch]

***Outsider is seen reading a Political Theory textbook***

Outsider: However despite the advance of democratisiation in 1980s and 1990's, a number of alternatives to the Western liberal model of government can be identified. These include post-communist govern....

*Outsider looks at the camera*

Outsider: I so wish I was promoing right now :(

The Cock: Uh, that book doesn't say "Post-Communist Government" on it. I believe it says "Getting your candy whooped by The Cock at TNA Sickness: For Dummies"

[ilt_undertaker]

*camera fades to ILT and The Roach*
Roach: ILT, you've been no-showing alot lately. Can you tell me why *smirks*
ILT:...................
Roach:..........OK, can you tell me who was in that car you got into a few weeks ago?
ILT:....................
Roach: Right. :| Um, can you aleast tell me why you turned on Slim at the PPV?
ILT: *walks away*

[The Ravishing One]

*Mr Marcus comes down to the ring clearly trying to get to the Naitch*

[Loose Cannon]

**LC appears on the Titontron as the audience looks surprised.

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LC: I bet you all are surprised to see me, for it was not but 20 minutes ago that you saw me in the ring with Nowhere Man right? You all have to understand, those who are not granted the sight of the FATHER only see what they believe. For what you saw was only shadow of myself, for I am here and I am well. Listen carefully while I enlighten everyone about some problems I have.


At the PPV I lost what solely belonged to the FATHER....NO, Rather, Joey Radd stole that which belonged to the FATHER. But Joey Radd is just a pawn in the FATHER's game of chess and he will soon meet his fate wandering down the path of thorns. For now, I have some other business to take care of. THAT'S right Nowhere Man, you soon shall suffer for your sins. I don't know who you are or where you came from, but you shall soon meet your destiny in the chamber of righteousness. You will soon bear witness to the power of the Church of Orton. And you shall soon be sacrified before the FATHER. For I have been chosen to lead you into the pit of despair and bring you before the FATHER. Look into my staff and behold your future:


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**Various images are quickly flashed on the screen:
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LC: Look no further Nowhere Man, for this is your puzzle which will be solved in due time. Be Afraid, I warn you, as you will soon enter the wrath of the FATHER and you will be destroyed and then buried in the land of Nowhere.


***LC gives an evil grin as the camera fades to black**

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[Mr. Marcus]

**Mr. Marcus is seen in TPWWE's dressing room, seated next to his desk. He glances around the room and notices that there is no one present. Mr. Marcus places his hands behind his head, and breathes as he stands up and walks of the locker room, heading for the ring!**



**As we come back from commercial break, Mr. Marcus' music plays in the arena as Mr. Marcus steps out infront of the TNA stage, as he stares at the crowd he continues to walk down the ramp and enters the ring, demanding a microphone.**


Mr. Marcus : It's been a long time, so I may be a little bit rusty. And with that said I have a few matters to discuss.

**Mr. Marcus looks over the crowd in disgust, as he looks again at the TNA entrance ramp.**

Mr. Marcus : If you will allow me to refresh all of your minds on a certain matter, I feel that you will all be more educated in TPWWE. You see, TPWWE isn't just a three man 'stable', nor a four man, nor five, six, etc. TPWWE was the heart and soul of the Casual forum, which is the heart and sole of TPWW!

**The wrestling forum crowd boo**

Mr. Marcus : And dammit after 2 years they forgot... they forgot the lifestyle that was known as TPWWE, they forgot the excitement and worst of all they forgot Me.... And I'm not here to threatin TNA, because this is some what more of a Public Service Announcement.... Paid for by the future owners of TNA......T..P...W..W..E!


**There is a very odd pop/boo combination from the crowd, as Mr. Marcus drops the mic, stands and looks around the arena, and heads back up the ramp as the camera fades to black.**

[Scorpion]

**A camera is focused on Mr. Marcus's door and voices can be heard inside. A few minutes Later Scorpion walks out with a newly signed TPWWE Contract. **

Scorpion: Thank you Mr. Marcus for this opprotunity.

[Danny Electric]

*Danny Electric is backstage when he sees Scorpion coming out of Mr Marcus locker room.*

DE - "Your not TPWWE, you have no part in TPWWE."

*DE hits the Problem Solver on Scorpion and tears his contract up. He knocks on Mr Marcus door and enters.*

MM - "It's good to see you, I've heard alot about you. TNA tag team champs. How does TPWWE tag team champs sound to you.

*Danny Electric smiles.*

[Mr. Marcus]

**A camera is focused on Mr. Marcus's door and voices can be heard inside. A few minutes Later Scorpion walks out with a newly signed TPWWE Contract. **

Scorpion: Thank you Mr. Marcus for this opprotunity.



**Mr. Marcus has an evil grin on as he strikes Scorpion's name off the TNA roster and add's it to team TPWWE**


Mr. Marcus :Ahh, soon enough.... TPWWE will be big enough to take back what it owns.

**Mr. Marcus whips out his cell phone and dials a number, he asks the operator to block the calling number and he waits for an answer...

Mr. Marcus :.....Hey, Mr. Cannon.... I was wondering if you had a few minutes.....


**The scene fades out as Mr. Marcus was talking on the phone... leading the crowd to wonder who the next TNA member will join TPWWE!**

[Mr. Marcus]

*Danny Electric is backstage when he sees Scorpion coming out of Mr Marcus locker room.*

DE - "Your not TPWWE, you have no part in TPWWE."

*DE hits the Problem Solver on Scorpion and tears his contract up. He knocks on Mr Marcus door and enters.*

MM - "It's good to see you, I've heard alot about you. TNA tag team champs. How does TPWWE tag team champs sound to you.

*Danny Electric smiles.*



Mr. Marcus : Now That's what I call a blunt impact!

**Mr. Marcus grins evily again**

[Loose Cannon]

**Church of Orton theme hits and out comes LC with a blank glaze across his face.

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JR: Hey King, look at LC. He doesn't look himself.
King: Yeah, you can tell something is up.

**LC grabs mic and begins to talk.


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LC: I'm out here to talk about something that just happend. I want to put the Church of Orton aside for a minute and talk about a serious mater. You know I've been with TNA (formelly TPWW) from day one. I've faught with many great champions, I've teamed with many great partners and I have done battle with the best of the best. TNA is the company that made me and I will always be greatful to that.

But, I just got a call from the Commissioner of the TPWWE, Mr. Marcus. He asked me to join his organization and turn my back on TNA. He offered me a ton of money, more then I get paid by TNA. He said I was chosen to be there future of the company. As I sat there and listened to Mr. Marcus say such great things, I could only do the thing that seems right. That's right, from this moment foward, I am now a part of the greatest wrestling organization in the world...........

JR: OH NO KING, not him too
King: I knew it JR.

LC: TNA

**FANS POP HUGE FOR LC


JR: Listen to the cheers King, LC hasn't heard them in a while.
King: WOW.


LC: That's right, I am TNA forever and I will not let a bunch of clowns try to take over MY company. So you can take your offer and stick it Mr Marcus And TPWWE, you can go to hell.

**FANS POP HUGE AGAIN


**Church of ORTON THEME HITS.

JR: Wait, look behind LC, it's Nowhere Man
King: Watch out.

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**FANS POP FOR NOWHERE

**LC RUNS TO THE BACK.

End of Segment.

[Outsider]

***Outsider, Mr Marcus and Disturbed 3:16 watch in the back with a look of interest***

Outsider: Well who's next?

***Mr Marcus looks at the piece of paper and smirks***

[Savior]

Leaving Team sexy DE?

[Joe Kerr]

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Joey Radds music hits and he is escorted to the ring by his hoes


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Joey Radds title is on display in the center of the ring.

Joey-- *yawn...So many of you have been here for years and have never held gold...My second match and Im TNA Champion...It seems a lot of you are coming up a little bit....(with a smirk) short....And a few tempers may be flaring...Since im the champ that puts a bullseye on my chest. I took it upon myself to solve this problem....let me introduce my problem solver.

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Joey- Now with that being said Purehatred , whatcha gonna do when the rad man radifies you?

Purehatreds music hits but before he can get to the ring "the problem solver" attacks him and nails the "de facer"
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Pure hatreds carcass is rolled into the ring and joey Radd nails the Radical knock out

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[Loose Cannon]

lol at the Radical Knock Out. I love it. Its Raddifying

[MVP]

The ring is setup similar to the set of Conan O'Brien. A large image appears on the titantron.

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The fans recognize the name "MVP". Girls begin to hysterically cry in anticipation for the studly superstar. Everyone else jeers as MVP makes his way down to the ring to the theme Short Fuse Burning by Less Than Jake. MVP sits down in the leather chair in front of his desk. To the right of the desk is a red couch for the guests to sit in. MVP adjusts the mic set on his desk and speaks.

MVP: "I don't understand why you're all booing right now, it's the debut of the fucking Highlight Reel.

*MVP presses play on the radio on his desk which ques clapping sounds*

MVP: "Yes folks, The Highlight Reel, the best damn talk show on TNA...ever. First off I know you're all familiar with this God-awful talk show I was forced into watching earlier this evening called "Cafe de Dazz Dupree." I mean c'mon that sounds like a gay porno to me. I'd rather watch Calgary lose to Tampa Bay in the Stanley Cup.

*Calgary fans boo and attempt to throw foreign objects toward MVP. None of which reach him.*

MVP: "Anyway tonight it's my pleasure to present to all of you my guest for the evening, why he's the greatest superstar to grace the TNA ring, please give a round of applause to...ME.

*Fans do the opposite*

MVP: "That's right I AM the greatest superstar to grace this ring, and to prove it I'm cahllenging ANY FOOL in the locker room who thinks they can defeat me. If this fed is the real deal like I am, I want some proof, I mean I have this show don't I? And this isn't going to be tonight, no siree. This challenge is set for TNA Sickness. Obviously anybody that's foolish enough to face me needs some time to train. I will await my challenge to be answered, and that's all I have to say about that.

MVP cracks open a JD and sits back. Fans beings to chant "MVP sucks!"

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79% of the fans believe Calgary will defeat Tampa Bay in the Stanley cup.

[Danny Electric]

Leaving Team sexy DE?

No I'm not. Team Sexy will stick together. I think working with Invisible and The Ravisihing One is great. I love our promos.

[Savior]

Oh but working with savior is not!

[Joe Kerr]

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schooled purehatred on The Radical Knock out

[Danny Electric]

Oh but working with savior is not!

I didn't say that. I just thought that at the time. Team Sexy needed to show that there were heels, and after what happened at the PPV you were just there.

[El Santo]

As El Nino wakes up the next morning from a vicious hangover, he finds out someone's been writing on his tummy.

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"Aargh!! Damn you, El Santo Guerrero! Damn YOU!"

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Meanwhile, El Santo G. sits at home, watching the Pistons/Pacers game and drinking his blues away...

[The Naitch]

RAW IS GANGSTER CAPTIONS

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*The Cock confronts Mr. Marcus about all the backstage harrassment and tells him to quit the shit*

The Cock: If I see you bugging the TNA superstars backstage again, I swear to God I will rip your fuckin' testicles off your fuckin' body!

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*The Roach knocks on The Cock's dressing room door, just BEGGING for a word about his thoughts on this whole invasion, Outsider vs The Cock II, and about the well being of his good friend, splaya*

The Cock: You know what Roach, if I wasn't so busy, I'd make your candy ass dance the "Carlton" (inspired by Fresh Prince of Bel-Airs' Carlton Banks). And for the record, The Cock will WHOOOP Outsiders' monkey ass at Sickness. The Cock will slap that walrus beard of his freakin' face and The Cock will buy him a lifetime membership to the Hair Club For Men. But right now, The Cock wants to show the fans that splaya is doing alright at the hospital and he wants to remind the people that he is still friends with splaya.

*shows the footage of him and splaya shooting the breeze, right before Forum Mania I. Splaya appears to look retarded*

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The Cock: And onto some of this TPWWE business. Sure The Cock lost his title match against Disturbed, but The Cock will get his rematch one day, you know it toots! But now, The Cock has to take a freakin' leak. Are we done here?

*As The Cock returns to his dressing room, guess who he finds lurking in the closet trying to get a taste of the People's Strudel....

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That's right, it's Sascha, TNA Superhero/Ace Reporter for the daily anal

:roll:

[Nowhere Man]

OOC: Dammit, LC out-awesomed my promo!

[Shaggy]

***Shaggy walks around in the back looking for Scorpion and finally finds him***

Shaggy: "Scorpion, (scorpion lifts his arms to swing) Whoa buddy. I need to talk to you about something. What the hell are you thinking going and talking with Mr. Marcus about joining TPWWE?"

Scorpion: "Dont you realize Shaggy that soon TNA will be no more. Soon TPWWE will be the only one around and there is nothing TNA can do to stop it. You should join us while you can. If you dont join us then you will be just another victim on the road to the top."

Shaggy: "I guess your right. I never thought of it that way. I guess I need to go find Mr. Marcus."

***Shaggy and Scorpion start to walk away from each other but then Shaggy picks up a nearby chair and hits Scorpion over the back with it.***

Shaggy: "You think TNA is just gonna sit by and let the TPWWE roll over and take control. (Chair Shot) I dont think so. You and Danny Electric are the first cowards to join them. But I guareentee that no matter how big your force is that TNA will not go with out a fight. (Chair Shot) All members of TPWWE should watch there back. (Shaggy looks into the camera) Mr. Marcus this goes for you to. TPWWE doesnt stand a chance. FOR THOSE IN TPWWE WHO DO NOT THIS MESSAGE WILL BE SACRIFICED."

***Shaggy hits Scorpion one more time with the chair and then walks off***

[The Ravishing One]

*TRO comes out to the ring alone, wearing one TNA tag title. Also without the face-paint on*
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TRO:Just to clear things up, Team Sexy are still alive.

TRO: Also take note everyone backstage, big things are gonna be happening for Team Sexy.

*takes off robe and poses for the ladies*
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*leaves.....

[Azriel]

Azrael is seen walking backstage and he nearly bumps into The Roach. The Roach looks real scared, so scared he can't move. Azrael simply smiles

Azrael: Jonathan, my dear friend. I see you're not happy to see me. Why is that I wonder? Actually, I'm glad to see you. I need you to give a message to RW for me. Actually, it pertains to you too, so listen up.

The camera pans back and shows LC and Shaggy standing behind him

Azrael: You mess with me, you mess with the whole Church.

All members of The Church gang up on The Roach and leave him in a bloody mess

[Sascha]

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HEy Cocky...you think you're so special??? wassupwitdat? your strudel ain't anything to write home about, and I challende you to a match later tonight. *flies off*

[Outsider]

***Outsider is seen looking in a mirror backstage***

Outsider: Do I really have a walrus beard?

Mr Marcus: No.....:shifty:

Outsider: Are you lying? :|

Mr Marcus: No...... :shifty:

Outsider: Ok :)

Mr Marcus: .............

Outsider: What?

Mr Marcus: Moron :mad:

[Azriel]

Azrael comes out to the ramp with a mic in hand and addresses the crowd

Azrael: It seems, along with the upcoming PPV coming up, we have another development on our hands. Like Loose Cannon earlier tonight, I recieved a call from the leader of the TPWWE Mr. Marcus asking me to join his cause. He promised me an advance in salary, upcoming title shots, you name it, so you know what I did? I took his offer and I took a big shit on it, that's what I did. I have my loyalty to the church, but more importantly, I'm loyal to the TNA, unlike Danny and Scorpion. In the future this will come to a head I feel. There will be a battle between the two factions, and my question is directed to the guys in the back. The Church, Danny and Scorpion have taken their sides. When the battle comes, whose side will you be on. I know which side I'm on, the winner's side.

Azrael leaves to a chorus of cheers, a rare moment indeed

[Scorpion]

**The Naitch is seen walking around backstage with his new bodyguard Viper**

Naitch: Wooo so Viper, do you really think Scorpion is foolish enough to attack me again?

Viper: Now that I am here... I doubt it, he knows he cannot defeat the V-I-P

*Viper goes into the Naitches Locker Room, to make sure Scorpion is not inside and when he comes back out Naitch is knocked out on the floor*

Viper: Damnit!

[Outsider]

**The Naitch is seen walking around backstage with his new bodyguard Viper**

Naitch: Wooo so Viper, do you really think Scorpion is foolish enough to attack me again?

Viper: Now that I am here... I doubt it, he knows he cannot defeat the V-I-P

*Viper goes into the Naitches Locker Room, to make sure Scorpion is not inside and when he comes back out Naitch is knocked out on the floor*

Viper: Damnit!

***Runs in, pokes unconcious Naitch with stick, runs off again screaming "TPWWE!!!"***

[Bazooka]

*TRO and Invisible are shown sitting backstage in the Team Sexy locker room*

Invisible:"So, can we trust him? I mean with all that's going on... He's not just gonna walk up and leave us?"

TRO:"Don't worry. Team Sexy will always stick together no matter what the situation is. I always knew that you, Danny and myself were the only true members of Team Sexy. About this TNA, TPWWE feud... I haven't made a decision"

*Invisible nods and pats TRO on the back. Danny Electric walks in*

DE:"You're probably still wondering what my situation with Team Sexy is. Don't worry about it, Team Sexy always comes first to me."

TRO:"See dude? Danny is Team Sexy through and through"

Invisible:"Yeah, I suppose I should be worrying about that Vbulletin championship. I mean, Savior doesn't see it come. Winning the Vbulletin, it's a piece of cake."

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TRO:"Speaking of cake..."*TRO pulls out a huge cake with Happy Birthday Dan on it*"Guess who's birthday it is..."

DE:"heehahah, dude that's not for another 5 months. Cake is great anytime though"

*Team Sexy all share a happy memory as they eat their cake and share jokes*

[The Ravishing One]

I love cake, better not eat too much otherwise i won't be ravishing.

[Danny Electric]

For god's sake I haven't joined up with TPWWE.
I said before that Team Sexy will join together.

[Shaggy]

***The Roach is wondering around backstage with a mic in hand trying to find someone when he stumbles upon Shaggy and Invisible talking***

Shaggy: "Thank about it man"

***Invisible walks off and The Roach stops Shaggy for an interview***

The Roach: "Shaggy what was that all about. You know that Invisible is still in Team Sexy right?"

Shaggy: "Of course i know that he is still with them. He might always be with them. But that doesnt change the fact that I have been in 2 different factions with him. I just want to look out for the guy."

The Roach: "What do you mean look out for him?"

Shaggy: "Well with all this people jumping sides over to TPWWE, I just wanted to make sure that he stays over here in TNA where he belongs. Rumor going around in the back is that Danny Electric has planned for all of Team Sexy to join TPWWE at one time. Well that is just something that I wont stand for. They need to stay on the winning side and not be a bunch of cowards and jump ship. And I know that Invisible is not a coward."

***Shaggy walks off as Coach starts to recap the interview to the people***

[The Ravishing One]

For god's sake I haven't joined up with TPWWE.
I said before that Team Sexy will join together.

:y:

[PureHatred]

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Backstage, Joey Radd celebrated his attack on El PureHatred by dancing with a homeless black man.

Homeless Black Man: Shake it like a salt shaka! OKAAYYYY!

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El PureHatred cooly contemplates his revenge.

PH: This Joey Radd thinks he is so cool. But he is wrong. He is 'Kevin Bacon in Footloose' cool. I however am 'George Clooney in From Dusk Til Dawn' cool.

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Salma Hayek agrees and spends several minutes feeding El PureHatred whiskey with her feet. :naughty:

Finally El PureHatred decides to take care of business by sending out some friends to eliminate Joey Radd's new 'enforcer'...

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LOS POLLOS LOCOS!!!!

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Mission Accomplished!

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Joey Radd gets angry and puts on his X-tra Rad-ical Terminator sunglasses to try and retaliate...

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..but he is no match for El PureHatred's patented finisher's: the Flying Chalupa Chop!!!

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..and the unstoppable HATRED-CANRANA!!!

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The crowd goes wild...

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Joey and his enforcer console each other after their double ass-kicking...

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...and Salma and El PureHatred celebrate by doing the Lambada. Because it's the Forbidden Dance!!!!!!

[Joe Kerr]

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Purehatred is seen playing with himself backstage....(action figure that is)

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Salma and Joey Radd blow up Purehatreds trailer.

Salma- and to think he thought I was actually interested...He's not built like the RAD man his mexican dingaling is the size of a mexican bean.
Joey-haha a bit short coming.

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El Purehatred is now stuck on the streets do to the demolishment of his trailer

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El Purehatred comes to the realization that the Rad man is going to whoop his ass and decides to try for another title.

suddenly across the titantron----

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the RAD-ical News Network

Joey- In regards to my match I challenge the mexican jumping bean to a ladder match

shots of Joey Radds Ladder matches are shown

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and that my freinds Is RAD-ical

[The Naitch]

Cool. Ladder match. I like it! :naughty:

*The Office Plant is seen chilling in Naitch's office, as the cameras pan over him (it)*

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The Office Plant: Scorpion, this message is for you. At TNA Sickness, I'm gonna kick your ass so freakin' hard, that those TPWWE bums will have to stop me. I'm gonna use my patent finisher, "Chloroform Chokehold" and I WILL make you tap! Oh and before I go on my date with Mary Jane in a few seconds, I got 3 words for ya!

DIG THE GREEN!

[Azriel]

(Scorpion's jobbing to the plant :lol: Brilliant. Oh btw, TRO and/or DE, not to sound impatient or anything, but when are you going to name the stipulation for the tag match?)

[MVP]

MVP STILL awaits anyone to answer his challenge for TNA Sickness. (OOC: read my promo)

[Disturbed316]

(Disturbed is seen walking around backstage with the TPWWE Title belt. Some guy stops him)

Some Guy: Hey Disturbed, can I talk to you for a second?

Disturbed: You got 30 seconds

Some Guy: Ok....What do you think about your chances of defeating The Naitch?

Disturbed: I think I've got a pretty good chance, after all, the champion always has the advantage.

Some Guy: Yeah, but he's already defeated your friend Outsider, doesn't that worry you?

Disturbed: No...No it doesn't. Because I have overcome all obsticles in my life. Defeating Naitch is just a little bump in the road I have to deal with. Now if anyone wants me, I'll be at the polish shop.

(Disturbed walks away off screen)

[Savior]

*Invisible is seen alone eating cake*
*Savior busts in and throws the cake into his face*
JR: Savior hit "the bricks"!
S: Ha you still think you can beat me? You can definetly not beat me alone You'll probably have TRO help you, so at sickness I propose Savior vs Invisible in a cage match! I'll give you some time to think about it loser....

[sensai86]

:y: Good show.

[Danny Electric]

*Team Sexy walk down to the ring*

TRO - "Ladies and gentlemen children of all ages....I can't be arsed. You know the score, we are the sexiest stable this world has ever seen, the greatest three men to ever set foot in this ring."

DE - "Now I've come here to set one thing straight, I've heard you all backstage bitching and moaning. Saying Danny Electric has sold us out, he's left Team Sexy. Well look at me I'm standing in the ring with two great men, Invisible and The Ravishing One. We are still a part of TNA, I was just introducing Mr Marcus to this federation. Nothing wrong with that but whatever happens is our business. So shut the hell up.!"

Invisible - "Saviour that belt is mine, that gold is mine. It is me, I am a winner, you are a loser. You see Team Sexy are champions the rest of TNA aren't and that os why we are great. Saviour I'm coming for you.

TRO - "Oh yeah Ariel, or whatever your name is. You don't get a title shot unless we say so but because I'm a nice guy I think you should. But and this is a big but we don't think your good enough. So I was talking to The Naitch earlier and we came up with a plan, a gauntlet. You have to beat each member of Team Sexy in a row to get your shot. Do you understand. I've had enough of these losers, lets find some winners."

[Bazooka]

1st round:

*Danny Electric stands in the ring as Invisible and TRO step down and take a seat just outside the ring*

Danny Electric:"Azrael? You want a shot at the tag team titles? You come out here right now and proove your worth!"

*Lights shine red as Azrael comes out to the ring to the Church theme*

Azrael:"If I defeat you now... I am going to get a shot at those tag titles with a partner of my choosing?"

*DE nods*
Danny Electric:"If only you could..."

*DE and Azrael start throwing fists at each other till DE gets the upperhand. DE then starts going to work on the left leg of Azrael*technical wrestling style* Azrael screams in pain as DE locks in a leg lock submission. 5 minutes pass as DE is clearly showing the upperhand. Azrael finally gets his first big move in with a stalling suplex. Azrael then picks up DE and tries to deliver a DDT but DE reverses into a DDT type of his own. Azrael reverses that DDT into a small package - 1 2 3... Azrael wins*

*TRO grabs the mic*

TRO:"That was clearly a fluke... Ref start the next match in 2 minutes so we can let Azrael here rejuvenate. And be prepared to face Invisible"

*Invisible smirks*

DE:"Kid, you showed one hell of a fight. But you still gotta go through Invisible. That's not gonna be so easy"

*Team Sexy huddle together and then start walking towards Azrael. TRO pats Azrael on the head and then tosses him into a big boot by DE. Invisible rushes out side and throws a chair to DE. DE starts smashing the knee of Azrael. He then puts the chair on the inside of his leg. Invisible climbs the top rope and delivers a picture perfect Elbow drop right onto the steel chair enclosed withing Azrael's leg*

TRO:"Ring the damn bell"

2nd round:

*Invisible locks in the sharpshooter as Azrael taps out immediately - Azraels mom jumps over the barricade and cries as she watches her son be put through so much punishment*

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Invisible as he holds Azrael in the Sharpshooter:"This is your future Savior. You can't hide forever. Kiss your VB title goodbye."

*Invisible finally releases Azrael and then walks to the back with DE and TRO*

[Outsider]

***Outsider walked around the TNA arena. As he walked towards the TPWWE dressing room come office he had a sense of just how popular TPWWE was in terms of rest of the company. The sneers and the glares was something he had become accustomed to. His days in the ALLIANCE had taught him to ignore the backbiting. He knew that everyone who was bitching and making threats, would turn for the right price or at the right time. He approached the dressing room, that was also a makeshift office and took the mail from the in-tray now placed outside the door. While TPWWE may of managed to rent themselves a room within the TNA building, and while they were willingly working under the jurisdiction of TNA booking staff, TPWWE was still a separate company with all the inner workings of a wrestling organisation. Outsider pushed the door open. Disturbed was no where to be seen, Mr Marcus was sat at a desk. Outsider placed the mail on the desk and put the kettle on***

Mr Marcus: I need those invoices sent off by midday.

Outsider: Has the postage been sorted?

Mr Marcus: Yeah, they just need sending.

Outsider: Have the new T-Shirt designs arrived?

Mr Marcus: No, I don’t think they’ll be here until Thursday.

Outsider: Right. Any roster news?

Mr Marcus: You mean any news on Team Sexy?

Outsider: Yeah.

Mr Marcus: No nothing. I’m thinking of upping our offer by about $3k.

Outsider: That offer worked with ALLIANCE members?

Mr Marcus: Yeah, but adjust for inflation and that’s about the same.

Outsider: I guess…..but I doubt $3k will make that much difference.

Mr Marcus: If it doesn’t, well thinking about changing the benefits.

*The kettle boiled. Outsider put a tea bag in one cup and a spoonful of coffee in another. He added milk and water and stirred. He puts the tea on Mr Marcus’s desk and sits down on another chair*

Outsider: It’s not all financial….

Mr Marcus: It’s a good start.

Outsider: We need people to know that we’re gonna take over. People are too worried about us failing and them ending up unemployed.

Mr Marcus: Well, that’s yours and Disturbed jobs. Not mine.

Outsider: We need a bigger roster to show power. That’s your job!

Mr Marcus: ….but you just said…. :mad:

Outsider: Forget it. Do I have any airtime booked in?

Mr Marcus: Yeah, at 8pm.

Outsider: How shall I take it?

Mr Marcus: In the ring I reckon.

Outsider: Sure.

Mr Marcus: What else you gonna do?

Outsider: I’ll drop those invoices round and then do a few hours training. Any other jobs for me?

Mr Marcus: Edit that injury pay clause in the new contracts. It’s too open for interpretation.

Outsider: I was gonna sort that tomorrow. Gyms closed for redecorating.

Mr Marcus: As long as you do.

Outsider: Right, I’m off then.

Mr Marcus: Ok, drop in after you’ve promo’s okay?

Outsider: Yeah will do. Anything new then call me.

Mr Marcus: Yeah. I’ll cya later.

Outsider: ok. Cya’s.

***Outsider walked out of the room with the invoices. He prepared himself for a few more sneers and jeers and walked down the corrider***

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***Outsider sat at the training bench. Sweat ran down his face. He picked up a towel and wiped his face with it. He flung the wet towel onto another piece of machinery. He stood up and began to stretch. Another man walked up to him with a Dictaphone in his hand***

Outsider: ….Can I help you?

Man: Dennis Iowa, from WrestleWorldWeekly.

Outsider: A journalist?

Dennis: Yeah.

Outsider: …….great.

Dennis: Can I ask you a few questions?

Outsider: Knock yourself out.

Dennis: As long as you don’t knock me out!

*Dennis laughed to himself. Outsider’s face didn’t move. He turned and looked at Dennis with a look that told him he should hurry up. Dennis turned the Dictaphone on and composed himself*

Dennis: Outsider, how do you feel about TPWWE’s apparent unluckiness with hiring TNA roster members?

Outsider: It’s early days.

Dennis: Most successful TNA stars are just showing outright hostility to TPWWE tbough?

Outsider: Not all stars.

Dennis: Scorpion is not a star. : |

Outsider: I didn’t mean Scorpion.

Dennis: Would this be a reference to Team Sexy?

Outsider: Interpret it how you want.

Dennis: Inside sources say that they aren’t too keen on the idea.

Outsider: We’re interested in them. That’s no secret. But I am not in a position to say how they are feeling….Maybe you should ask them. Not me.

Dennis: I’m banned from being within 200 feet of any TNA employee….

Outsider: ……What?

Dennis: Pending the sexual assault charge.

***Outsider slowly backed out of the room, he did not shower at the gym………***

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***All on Black by Alkaline Trio played throughout the arena. The crowd began too boo as Outsider confidently strolled out onto the stage. He looked out onto the crowd with defiance. A smirk crossed his face as the boo’s grew louder. He then turned his focus to the job in hand. Giving the crowd the TPWWE message, and sending that message to other members of the TNA roster. Outsider thought of the Cock and quickly found himself getting worked up. The Cock may of lost to Outsider, but what enraged Outsider was the disrespect that was being shown to him by this man. He showed little interest in Outsider. Interested more in what baked product people were eating than in what TPWWE or the Outsider was doing. Outsider was used to people being cocky, but Outsider was not used to people ignoring him and he didn’t like it. As Julian Garcia announced his name and the crowd began to calm down Outsider tried to compose himself again and took the mic to his lips***

Outsider: Hey yo.

*The crowd began to boo again. Outsider chose to ignore them and carry on*

Outsider: Naitch, well done to you. You did something so few people have managed to do. You made me tap out. But now you have another problem on your hand. No, scratch that, you have several problems on your hands.

Your first and most direct problem, is that the match you beat me in was #1 contendership for the TPWWE Championship. That means, at Sickness, you face the future of cruelty, the TPWWE World Heavyweight Champion, Disturbed 3:16.

But as you are probably by now aware, you will be facing more than just Disturbed. You know as well as I do that you will be facing the entire roster of TPWWE. We cannot let that title, my title, fall into the hands of TNA. That is our title. You have no power over it, yet we have played along. We let you book us in matches for it so we could prove just how strong we are and that we fear nothing that you can throw at us. And while I may of faltered, Disturbed 3:16 has not and will not. He will not lose that title. We are simply a back-up plan in case any members of TNA decide to try and involve themselves in business that isn’t theirs.

It is however the TPWWE title. And that means, we call the shots. So I will now deliver a message from Mr Marcus, Commissioner of TPWWE, then mean who can book a TPWWE title match, “While the match will still stand…..it will be NO HOLD BARRED.” That’s it, there will be no disqualifications. And you know as well as I do what the implications of that are Naitch. Disturbed 3:16 can do whatever he likes, along with anyone else who wants to “join in the fun”. And Naitch, if you want to bring the gold to TNA, you have to accept our stipulations. There will be no compromise.

Now lets look at your next problem Naitch. And that is that now Mr Marcus is here, and now we can start to enter negotiations with YOUR superstars. Thanks to being able to contact the owner of this arena, we have managed to rent ourselves a room. We are now legally entitled to be on these premises and there ain’t a damn thing you can do to remove us. So we can legally walk about, and talk to your stars. And now the revolution can begin. TNA stars are starting to take notice of us. We will take power and you can be either with us, or against us. People backstage know that. The revolution us coming and you can either be a part of it or end up unemployed when we take control. That message goes out to one team particularly, who are starting to realise this for themselves. And once the first few see the light, the rest will soon follow and they will be like rats leaving the sinking ship that is “T….N….A”

But enough of your problems Naitch, lets talk about my problems. This is my air time and I don’t wanna spend all my time telling you how bad things are for you. Lets talk about how much one man is bugging me. A man who has become a thorn in my side since we arrived at this company. The Cock

*Massive crowd pop, Outsider looked annoyed*

Outsider: The Cock seems to not be listening. The powers that be here see him as the one man who can threaten my in ring dominance of this company and therefore, after destroying him in the ring once already, in my first match in this company, I get to spend my third match doing it again. I’m not happy about this. The Cock could of easily refused the match and stepped down and out of my way. But you did not and once again I have to show you why I am a living legend in this business. You paid the price for getting in my way last time, and I wonder if you’re still hearing the A-String after Mr Marcus wrapped a guitar around that thick skull of yours? You are in TPWWE’s way. I cannot move on until you are out of my way. And like every other young gun that has stood against me you will be knocked from my past. And should you some how bounce back again I will knock you off the path again and again until you finally get the message that you cannot stand up against the steaming train that is me and that is TPWWE.

You see Cock, you have already lost this match. I do not beat my opponent in the ring, they are already beat before they even enter. I destroy my opponents with words and mind games and you already know that you will lose. You do not think you will lose, you know you will lose and that is how I win matches. And while your brain may still believe there is some hope your body has long since given up and when I break your body in that ring it will lie there motionless and then your brain will slowly realise the hopelessness of what you are facing. You have already lost. And I will prove that to you when we step into that ring and I destroy you. You are destroyed mentally and now all that is left is to destroy you physically.

And whomever I face after I defeat the Cock for the second time, I want everyone else in TNA to take a look at me, the lead of the in ring part of TPWWE, this is what you will face if you stand in my way, you will end up a broken body and destroyed mind lying motionless in the ring and you will realise that you should of signed up with us and helped us achieve our goal.

So, to everyone in TNA, step up and be forced to the outside……

*Outsider walked out of the ring and walked towards the TPWWE locker room. He opened the door to see Mr Marcus sat behind the desk with Disturbed 3:16, he holds up a champagne glass and smirks*

Mr Marcus: The revolution begins!

***Outsider shut the door and the camera faded…..***

[Savior]

*Joe and Savior run out with Chairs*
*Invisible runs out of the ring*
*Joey throws Azreal out of the ring*
S: Invisble Its funny how you needed help to beat up this loser and DE Hahahaha oh man you lost to him.....Cleanly!.....anyways....Invisible I want an answer now!
(This happend before Outsiders post)

[Danny Electric]

Great stuff :y:

[Bazooka]

*Invisible shouts something that can't be heard - So he grabs the microphone from the ring announcer*

Invisible:"Yo, you want to put that title on the line in a cage match? I have absolutely no problem with that. In fact, why don't we add that sharks surround the ring in a tank below the ring, that way we have to escape the cage, survive these ferocious sharks and somehow smash our way out of this tank to win the match?."

[Savior]

Sharks WTF?

[Bazooka]

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You made me go there?

[Savior]

The FCC wouldn't accept that!

[PureHatred]

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For days after his public humiliation, El PureHatred tries to hide his shame by assuming a new identity and hiring himself out to kiddie parties as a human teeter-totter.

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Meanwhile, Joey Radd celebrates by throwing himself a Bukkake Parade with the guys from the Spanish-language version of 'Queer Eye.' (Los Hotos Magnificos!)

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Finally El PureHatred has seen enough and comes flying into the arena using his Mask of Power Attack!!!

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Members of Team Lucha come out to take care of Joey Rad's enforcer/life partner.

Lawler: JR, I think he's enjoying himself! WOO HOO...?

JR: BAHGAWDSANCTITYOFMARRIAGEBAHGAWD!!!!

At last, El PureHatred is standing face to face with Joey Rad.

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PH: You're all alone now, Rad. No one can save you from my righteous vengeance. The Mask of Power and hundreds of years of Lucha history have all led me to this point in time, this zenith, this crescendo. When I climb that ladder and win the TNA Title, I will be fulfilling...MY DESTINY!!!

Rad: Well..uh..BAD-ICAL!

PF: Fuck it...

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HATRED-CANRANA!!!!

Joey Rad heads for the hills and El PureHatred is back to his old confident self.

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**PUFF PUFF** El PureHatred is back. Now which of you putas out there will help me get over that Hayek wench?

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PH: That's right. Line forms to the right bitches!

[Shaggy]

*** Shaggy walks around in the back and finds Naitchs office.***

Shaggy: "Naitch, were you listening to Outsider run his mouth off a minute ago on how he and TPWWE were gonna take over this place."

Naitch: "Yea,"

Shaggy: "Well Naitch I just wanted to let you know that in the match between you and Disturbed 3:16, all of TPWWE might be down at that ring side"

Naitch: "I know"

Shaggy: "And you know that the minute you get down to the ring they are all gonna jump you and beat you down."

Naitch: (screaming) "YES I KNOW ALL OF THIS. Dont you think I have already thought about this. I know that the minute they get down there they will attack me but that is just the chance I will have to take to win that gold"

Shaggy: "Well Naitch, just so you know. You wont be down there alone. I am giving you my word right now that I will be right along side you at the ppv. Perhaps I could inlist a few others to help. But just so you know. TNA will not go down with out a fight."

Naitch: "Thanks."

***Shaggy and Naitch shake hands as Shaggy leaves his office.***

[The Naitch]

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT

Loose Cannon vs Nowhere Man

#1 Contender match for the TPWWE Title. The winner will face the TPWWE Champion at the next PPV. I know we have too many #1 contender matches but it makes it worthwhile

that is all

[The Naitch]

TNA Sickness card so far

THIS COMING MONDAY

Live from Cleveland Ohio

TPWWE Championship (No Holds Barred): Disturbed316 vs The Naitch

TNA Championship (Ladder Match): Joey Radd vs El Purehatred

The Cock vs. Outsider II

#1 Contender for the TPWWE Championship: Loose Cannon vs Nowhere Man

vBulletin Championship (Cage Match): Savior vs. Invisible

El Santo Guerrero vs El Nino (El Nino's mask is on the line)

TNA Tag Team Championships: TRO & Danny Electric vs Shaggy & Azarael (I forget the stip so fill me in here)

Dazz w/ ilt vs. Superslim

Scorpion "The Velocity Jobber" vs. The Office Plant

And the first installment of MVP's Highlight Reel!!!!

more later...

[Splaya]

Where is Splaya vs RW in an ambulance match :mad: :rant:

[Splaya]

The Ambulance match is also for the #1 contendership to Savior's Vbulletin title.

[Nowhere Man]

*The lights dim. Sounds of thunder and lightning blast through the arena. Metallica's "The God that Failed" begins to play over the PA system, and Nowhere Man appears in the ring*

NM: So it has come to pass, the Loose Cannon and I will meet in battle, with so very much at stake. To those who do not see the truth, becoming #1 Contender for the TPWWE Title would be enough to satisfy their lust for power and glory. Even my opponent, who has sworn an oath of loyalty to his 'Father' secretly covets the gold and leather strap that now hangs around Joey Radd's waist. I have no illusions or doubts in my mind that he will do absolutely anything to obtain that belt once more.

Indeed, it is fitting that the name of the next PPV where our match will take place is called "The Sickness." For there are those who yearn for prestige and glory more than anything else in this world, and would gladly march into Oblivion in order to get it. They suffer from a very dangerous addiction, a Sickness all to itself. I believe that Loose Cannon suffers from this Sickness, and I will offer him the only cure: defeat. The delusion of achieving greatness through combat can only be shattered when all sense of glory or heroism is lost through the sheer brutality and pain unleashed by a righteous enemy. Only by crippling him can I make him whole.

Loose Cannon, I don't expect you to agree with me; not yet. I don't expect you to see what I am trying to do, because you cannot see the truth yet. I only want you to understand, that I am not doing this because I hate you; I'm doing this because I want to help you. I am not doing this because you are my enemy; I am doing this because you are a Lost Child. I am not doing this to hurt you. I'm doing this....to save you....

*Just as Nowhere Man is about to leave and end the segment, The Church comes in from the crowd and attacks. NM fends off Azrael with his baseball bat, but turns around and walks right into an LCKO! Dark_Kane holds NM up in a Full Nelson while the other members of the Church take turns beating on him.

L-C grabs the mic*

L-C: It seems now that you are the one who needs saving! I told you about the things to come at the hands of the FATHER and his Church, yet you would not listen. Now you're getting only a mere taste of what you've brought on yourself!

*NM looks up, his facepaint smeared and mixed with blood. He looks directly at LC, and begins laughing*

*Loose Cannon picks up NM's bat*

L-C: You may be enjoying this, but I've had enough. Now it's time to show you what the Church does to blasphemous sinners!

*L-C winds up, ready to take NM's head off with the bat. Suddenly, the lights flicker off*

When the lights come back on, Nowhere Man is gone....AND SO IS DARK_KANE!

THE FATHER HAS DISAPPEARED!!!

*End of segment

[PureHatred]

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The great TPWW fans throw a party for El PureHatred to celebrate his victory as ‘Next Big Thing’ and ‘Best New Poster.’ OLAY!!!!

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Meanwhile….Joey Radd is involved in another sickening scheme.

Little Boy: But I don’t want you to touch me where my bathing suit covers.

JR: Shhhhhhhhhh…..just remember: if you do a really good job, you’ll get the Rad-ical ribbons that go on those handlebars.

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El PureHatred flies down to save the day. Notice Radd’s ‘Enforcer’ already on the ground with the kid in a homoerotic position. How do you live with yourself, Joseph? :mad:

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After El PureHatred is done with him, Joey Radd is dragged off by the people from social services…

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..and El PureHatred goes home to celebrate with some Hot Lucha Action.

[Danny Electric]

Azrael doesn't have his tag match yet.
He never beat us in a row. Read my last post.

[Azriel]

(Fine, we'll settle that right now :p )

The Church of Orton's music hits and Azrael and Shaggy make their way to the ring. Shaggy grabs the mic

Shaggy: Team Sexy, listen up and listen good. That match with Azrael was unfair and unjust, so let's make this a little bit more even. TRO and DE, let's have a tag match right here, right now, and if we win, we get the tag title shots at Sickness. What do you say to that?

Team Sexy comes out with Invisible

TRO: Okay, you got yourself a deal.

The three of them make their way to the ring. Shaggy then whispers something to the referee. The ref goes to Invisible and tells him to stay in the back. Of course, there's a lot of complaints from Team Sexy, but eventually the ref gets his way and Invisible grudgingly goes backstage. Shaggy and Azrael smile at each other. Team Sexy gets in the ring and the match is on. They wrestle a bloody 5 star match uninterrupted for a good 10 minutes, then as TRO tries to whip Shaggy into the turnbuckle Shaggy accidentaly collides with the ref (REF BUMP). With the ref down, Shaggy and TRO continue to wrestle, then Loose Cannon comes through the crowd with a steel chair and hits TRO with it in the face. He then quickly disposes of Danny Electric by throwing him into the steel steps. Shaggy pins TRO, and Azrael gets the ref's attention who makes the 3 count. Azrael, LC and Shaggy quickly run to the ramp. Azrael has a mic and speaks

Azrael: Sorry Team Sexy but now we're even, but to show that we are still fair sports, you still get to call the stipulation. You have 24 hours though, and if you fail to name one, we'll just let The Naitch decide then. Until then boys, see you at Sickness.

The lights in the arena then go out, and when they're back on, The Church is nowhere to be seen

[Danny Electric]

*Team Sexy are seen backstage*

DE - "Don't worry we'll get revenge at Sickness, you just got lucky. The Church as always had some secret lucky power."

TRO - "So what match is it going to be?"

DE - "I have no idea but soon the world will find out that no one gets involved in Team Sexy's business."

[Nowhere Man]

OOC: Heyyyyy! The whole disappearing act with the lights is MY gimmick! I'm gonna sue your ass for all it's worth!

[Azriel]

(:lol: That's just fine. My lawyer's Johnnie Cochrane :lol: )

[The Dub]

TNA and TPWWE stars cross paths in the locker room area.

[The Naitch]

(:lol: That's just fine. My lawyer's Johnnie Cochrane :lol: )

No, you are violating Nowhere Man's copyrights. You will be fined $5000

And your lawyers' name is not Johnny Cochrane, its' Johnny Shut The Fuck Up!

[The Naitch]

I've seen her in a porn before

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[Loose Cannon]

Joey Radd and Savior spit out an impromptu rap trashing the TPWWE.

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**FANS POP HUGE FOR THE HEELS**

[The Naitch]

lol, I'll beat that caption in a minute, hold on...

[PureHatred]

**OOC**Naitch: Adrianna Sage...I think she's smoking hot and super nasty. She's quite the 'worker' if that makes sense. If you go to that site bethemask.com lots of porn stars getting it on with guys in mask to hide their identities.

Also, I smell an inter-brand feud**

[The Naitch]

RAW IS GANGSTER CAPTIONS


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*The Cock's music hits and he's on his way out to the ring ready with his Johnny Cash AUTOGRAPHED Guitaaaaa! Ready for....

THE COCK CONCERT 3!!!!!!

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*All of a sudden, Down with the sickness hits and outcomes Disturbed316, to join The Cock in a duet!*

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COCK BOTTOM ON DISTURBED!!!!!!!

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*Now Outsider wants in on the action. He says he once sang a duet with Kid Rock. The Cock says "Who the hell are you then? Sheryl Crow?!?!"

COCK BOTTOM ON OUTSIDER!!!!!!!

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IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE COCK....IS COOKIN!!!!!

*The trailer for The Cock's new movie "Mr. Metrosexuality" shows up on the tron*

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Mr. Metrosexuality hits theatres June 8!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

lol. Who's the other member of the TPWWE. You have Disturbed, Outsider, Mr. Marcus and whom?

[Outsider]

lol. Who's the other member of the TPWWE. You have Disturbed, Outsider, Mr. Marcus and whom?

Thats it at the moment

[Loose Cannon]

oh ok. I thought the Naitch might have joined.

[Azriel]

Well, technically you have Scorpion too, and soon all of Team Sexy probably

[The Naitch]

Scorpion is TPWWE's errand boy. So he technically doesn't count

[Disturbed316]

Nice

[The Naitch]

no, I am not in TPWWE

Mr Marcus, Outsider and D316

Thats it

[Outsider]

Scorpion is TPWWE's errand boy. So he technically doesn't count

Men who job to Flora and Faune don't count....

[Outsider]

no, I am not in TPWWE

Mr Marcus, Outsider and D316

Thats it

Wanna join? :D

[The Naitch]

I am not a sell out :D

TNA 4 Life

[Outsider]

I am not a sell out :D

TNA 4 Life

I'll give you a free t-shirt...

[The Naitch]

I'll give you a free t-shirt...

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The Cock: Thanks Outsider, but no thanks. Although my good friend P. Diddy just LOVES TPWWE. He'll be glad to accept your shirt, right Diddy?

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P. Diddy: Awww, thanks Cock. You are THE MAN!

[Corkscrewed]

*Marks out for Nowhere Man*

[Joe Kerr]

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Pure hatred takes off the mask and gets down on one knee to pop Splaya a question thats been burning inside.......If for once he can play the man...

[PureHatred]

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Joey Radd tries to convince El PureHatred that gay marriage isn't RAD. Because God hates fag. And Hell, is most definiteky, not cool!!!!1111

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El PureHatred sees the error of his ways and goes off to bang a Spice Girl.

[PureHatred]

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El PureHatred is chillin' in the cut, practicing his Japanese. Stay in school kids!!! :y:

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When he is attacked fom behind by Joey Radd, who blinds him with science, then challenges him to an impromptu non-title match.

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Radd is in full command, using a foreign object to gain control of the match. **REF BUMP** Suddenly, Joey Radd is set to use the belt as a weapon to finish off El PureHatred. When even more suddenly....

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...HERE COMES THE ROAD WARRIORS 2K4! SON OF HAWK AND ANIMANIAC!!!

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DOOMSDAY DEVICE ON JOEY RADD!!

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El PureHatred follows up with a twisting springboard back heel kick!

JR: BAHGAWD A SPINEBUSTER!!!!

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El PureHatred follows up with a back suplex for the pin...1....2...3!!!!

JR: BAHGAWD HE JUST PINNED THE TNA CHAMPION1!!1 WHAT'S IS GOING TO HAPPEN AT SICKNESS???11111! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN !!!!????

**FADE TO BLACK**

[Danny Electric]

*Team Sexy are seen backstage, still pissed off at there loss to the Church*

DE - "He had my god damn tights, the son of a bitch. He just wanted to touch my ass."

TRO - "Who doesn't...

*Invisible coughs*

DE - "Anyway the stipulation is...Wait for this TNA. Your going to love it, it will be the greatest stipulation ever. I leave it to you Mr Ravishing."

*The crowd gasps in anticipation*

TRO - "I can feel the excitement tonight, eveyone wants to hear The Ravishing One tell the world about the stipulation, oh yeah, and about how great and sexy I am."

*Team Sexy laugh*

TRO- "The church you gave us 24 hours and so we sat backstage thinking. A ladder match, no, a tlc match, no, a no holds barred match, no. Will it be a cage match or a tables match or even a hell in a cell match. No to none of these because we want to prove that we can beat you like the better men we are. Ladies and Gentlmen, children of all ages the stipulation is...that there is no stipulation."

*Loud laughter and clapping from Team Sexy*

TRO - "You all suck, all you ladies just got wet from the excitement. Tonight isn't you lucky night just like TNA Sickness will not be the Church's lucky night. Vecause we're going to beat you in a straight tag team match. Team Sexy out.

[The Naitch]

RAW IS GANGSTER CAPTIONS

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*MVP and Naitch talk about the Highlight Reel*

Naitch: MVP, I don't know how you got those title belts over your shoulders, but don't worry kid, you'll have your TV time for the Highlight Reel. You're competing with "Cafe De Dazz Dupree" so you better not choke. By the way, who is you guest for the Highlight Reel?

MVP: It will be noneother than....YOU!!!

Naitch: ME?!?!

*To Naitch's surprise, his shirt comes flying off*

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MVP: Yes...YOU!!!!

_______________

Later on that night, Naitch was in Saviors' corner during a Savior vs Scorpion squash match. Naitch was "zoning out" once again....

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After that match, Naitch, Savior and Joey Radd decided to get crunk in their dressing room until they ran into.....

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D316: Boys, the beer is gone. Goodnight

Joey: So look who it is. Mr. TPWWE. We got the TNA Champ and the TPWWE Champ in the same room at the same time

Naitch: :naughty:

Savior: :| Yo Disturbed, you're drinking Miller LITE, you fuckin' pussy.

D316: :'(

[El Santo]

The arena darkens, as Fatboy Slim's "I Left My Wallet in El Segundo" plays on the loud speakers. Various images flash on the screen.

Begin Promo

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"'La raza' encompasses many things."

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"Familia. Communidad. And a frikkin' luchador mask."

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"Yo quiero la mascara, bitchola!"

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"Mr. Latin America ... is ... coming."

End promo.

[PureHatred]

Best. Promo. Ever. Call me after this PPV about forming a Latin Alliance.

[Splaya]

*splaya is shown at his hospital bed*

Splaya: Well RW, we are just a short time away. And soon your ass is going to be thrown into an ambulance match. And then your ass will be thrown into that ambulance. Then I will have recieved my #1 contendership for Savior's title and I will beat his ass for it at the next PPV.



*Later that night RW is having a match against Captain Jobber when the TPWW Tron displays a message: AT SICKNESS, A DESTINY WILL BE FULFILLED AND A ANOTHER WILL BE DESTROYED. THE FATES HAVE ALREADY BEEN DECIDED AND YOURS IS NOT GOOD.*

*With that Captain Jobber rolls up RW, grabs the tights and gets the 1...2...3. RW very pissed off, grabs a chair and repeatedly nails CJ with it in the back and then in the head leaving him in a bloddy mess. RW throws the chair out of the ring and walks up the ramp pissed off*

[El Santo]

El Nino arrives, incredibly pissed.

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"Stop the music! Am I the only one who is sick and tired of that drama queen, El Santo Guerrero? So he loses his Mask of Power to El PureHatred, and now he's jonesing for mine! And where is his drunk ass, anyway? Is the big baby still sitting at home, sipping the tequilla because he lost his chance to become the first contender? Or is he too scared to show up, because he knows that if he faced me, I'd rock him like The Day After Tomorrow? Because, dammit, everyone knows that Santo is a yellow bellied cowa-..."

SUDDENLY, the arena is rocked with the lyrics: "Just then a figure had caught my eye/ A man with a sombrero who was four feet high/ I pulled over to ask were we was at/ His index finger he tipped up his hat...."

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Announcer: "From parts unknown, weighing in at 220 lbs. .... Mr. LATIN AMERICA!"

Mr. L.A.: "Hola, bitchola! El Nino, you may be El PureHatred's little boy toy, but nobody talks smack about El Santo Guerrero and gets away with it. You see, ese, I'm his biggest fan, and all my life, I've followed his example of saying my prayers and eating my vitamins! If I hear you say another word about Santo again, you'll have to tango wth the Latino Asesino!"

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El Nino: "What the hell?!?!? You're just El Santo Guerrero in disguise! I can still see your stupid mustache and you're wearing the same caliente scented cologne!"

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Mr. L.A.: "That's it! You have stoked my fury! Prepare to feel the mark of Mr. Latin America!"

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Minutes later, El Nino staggers from the floor.

"Dammit.... did he HAVE to scratch 'El Santo Roolz' on my back?!?!"

The carnage had only been stopped when Mr. Latin America remembered that Debbie from Accounting had a box of free doughnuts at her desk...

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... but once again, Mr. Latin America is beaten to the box by El Assholo! That crafty bastard!

[PureHatred]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to El Santo again.
ROFLMFAO

[The Ravishing One]

:lol:

[Azriel]

Azrael and Shaggy are in the Church's locker room reading the latest issue of TNA Impact with Ilt on the cover (bikini spread on page 30 :naughty: )

Azrael: So that was rather anti-climatic, don't you think Shaggy? A regular tag match, with no frills. That's boring.

Shaggy: Do not trouble yourself Azrael. We will still triumph at Sickness. The tag titles will come back to the Church.

Azrael: Oh, I have no doubt that we will win. I just wish we could inflict legal voilence. Any news on The Father?

Shaggy: Loose Cannon has been still looking for Nowhere Man, but with no luck.

Azrael: LC will make him pay for kidnapping the Father. He will be our greatest sacrifice. Sickness will be a day The Church will win.

Shaggy: And TNA. Don't forget, we will be on The Naitch's side for his match.

Azrael: Yes, those pretenders TPWWE will fall. This invasion will stop before it even began.

[The Naitch]

El Santo really is our version of Eddie Guerrero. He's good on promos, he's one charismatic SOB, and he's an excellent worker :D

[The Naitch]

And PureHatred is like our Chris Benoit. Well, he's more like our Shawn Michaels. Benoit sucks on the mic and PH has Benoit beat on that!

[The Naitch]

Introducing 3 new TNA Divas. Credit goes out to El PureHatred for scouting these broads. I smell a pay increase here.

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[Splaya]

*walks into Naitch's office*

Are you signing my Ambulance match to the PPV or not???

*walks patiently for a response*

[The Naitch]

yes, I forgot man. Chill

*signs match on splaya's face*

[Bazooka]

*Savior comes down to the ring accomponied by his father*

Savior:"I brought my dad out here tonight, my father is the former wrestling legend, Vance."

Vance:"As the father of my boy, I want to make sure that Invisible knows where to draw the limit... You see, I've been watching TNA for quite sometime now and I notice Invisible likes to use a toy to gain an advantage. A tazer to be precise. I just want to make sure that he does not conceal this weapon only to use it on my own son. Because that would be a big mistake Bucko!"

*Invisible walks down to the ring*

Invisible:"Eh... You don't got to worry about taz, I want to win my title fair and square. I respect your legacy Vance, but what I don't respect is seeing that title glued around your sons waste. It's time to let go of the Vbulletin because a new challenger has arised. Once I win that title it will no longer just be the Vbulletin title... It will be the SexyBulletin championship!"

*Vances begins clapping.*

Vance: "Wow, I sure hope you put up a good fight because my son is bringing everything he's got to the table. Savior shake this mans hand and show some respect for the future loser"

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Invisible:"Well..."

*Invisible throws a fist in the face of Vance and kicks Savior in the balls*

Invisible:"There's your respect"

*Invisible grabs a pink can of spray paint and spray paints S-E-X-Y on the title. Invisible then places the title around his waist*

JR:"THATS NOT EVEN HIS TITLE! YOU SON OF A BITCH, SON OF A BITCHHH"

Jerry:"He's just checking to see if it will fit"

[Savior]

*after the commercial break*
Invisible is seen running to his car.
*Savior is shown in front of it*
Invisible: How'd you get out here faster then me
Savior: I don't know.
*invisible is hit from behind by a chair held by vance*
*Savior snatches the title and hands it to vance*
S: Take that back to the hotel and clean it off!...I'll finish him off!
*Vance drives away*
*Savior take the chair and smashes the Tazer with it*
*He then picks up invisible and throws his head through the side wind sheild*
*Team sexy comes to Invisibles aid and kicks savior in the balls*
*they then hit savior five times in the ribs and leave*
*After the break paramedics load Savior into the ambulance*

[El Santo]

TNA SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

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"Mmmmmhello, this is TNA field reporter, Guy LeDouche, speaking to you from the house of one El Santo Guerrero, who was, I believe, set to face off against El Nino in a 'Winner takes the mask' match. I suppose if you're the kind of guy who plays rough, it's good to keep your head in a protective sheath. But, mere moments ago, El Santo shocked the world with the following announcement."

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El Santo: "I regret to say that I am forced to withdraw my entry into TNA Sickness. As you know, the NBA Finals start this weekend, and I'm afraid that only my DAILY PRAYERS TO ALLAH can give the Pistons a chance to score a victory over that Great Satan, the Los Angeles Lakers. Taking my place will be my alter e... I mean my good friend, Mr. Latin America. He has promised me that, come Sickness, he will deliver the MASK of EL NINO! Viva la RAZA!"

Guy: "Outstanding. When I confronted the challenger, El Nino, he had this to say."

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NOTICE: Graphic language has been replaced by less offensive terms, per the FCC.

El Nino: "That's a load of bull(kitten)! Who does that (smile)er think he is?!? He's a Catholic, for Christ's sake! We go to the same (moon)ing church for Mass! He's WEARING a CROSS on his necklace! And am I the only guy here who sees that El Santo Guerrero IS Mr. Latin America!?!??! F(Goose)!!!!! Has the whole world gone bat(shaboobado) insane?!?!?! (BUNNY)!! (FRIENDSHIP)!!! (RAISIN)!!!!"

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Guy: "Reactions were mixed. Ms. Hayek?"

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Salma Hayek, actress: "I don't know what the big deal over this match is. Neither man is RAD-ical enough for me. By the way, do you have a razor? This unibrow is beginning to itch like a motherf***er."

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El Homo, nontraditional male: "You know I'm rooting for El Nino. His booty looks soooo nice. Yummy."

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Anonymous Hot Dog Vendor: "Dammit, are you buying a hot dog or not?!?!?! Sean needs clothes for to keep warm in the winter!"

Guy: "Well, now that you mention it, I am hungry for a weiner or two right now. We'll keep you updated as events progress. For now, this is Guy LaDouche, TNA News."

[ilt_undertaker]

:rofl: @ El Homo

[Savior]

EL homo in his first match with his opponent MILFman
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[Savior]

RW and splaya I beat you both before.

[Loose Cannon]

**Camera pans to LC on his quest to find where Nowhere Man has taken the Father.


First he heads to a graveyard where he finds the graves of many "TPWW Harcore Title Thread" members, which have long passed
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Next he ventures into a hospital, where he finds.......
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SPLAYA, who's still a little out of it.
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Without any luck, he travels to a giant castle in the land of Nowhere. Inside the castle he finds three locked doors

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**LC opens door #1 and finds.........


Former TNA Champion, ASSMAN, chilling in his crib.
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**LC closes door after seeing Our Lady Peace in his cd player. Opens door #2 and finds........

Pure Hatred and Los Fabulous preforming Beatles covers.

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**LC closes door cause he tries to preach to the "sinners" and they throw beer botles at him. Opens door #3 and finds........



Savior and TNA Champ, JOEY RADD, watching New Kids on the Block DVD set
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**LC has not found what he was looking for, but all of a sudden the lights go out in the castle and a shadowy figure appears in the rafters.

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Nowhere Man: Don't be afraid my child, for all roads lead to the land of Nowhere and at the PPV you will find what you have been looking for. The time has come for you to face your greatest fear, that which has been haunting you all your life. At the PPV, I will show you that which cannot be seen and I will bring you that which you have lost.

** Nowhere Man dissapears as the Lights come back on and LC runs out of the castle vowing to advenge The Father.

[The Naitch]

The Cock shows pics of 'Outsider Classic' on the Tron



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*A day in the life of Classic. This was also the same way Outsider was conceived at birth*

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Rock on, Classic!

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*Outsider Classic reads everynight before bedtime. Let's hope he doesn't pull a 'Heyman' on himself with that lotion back there*


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*Outsider and Outsider Classic, side by side, living the good life as the most electrifying father and son power couple of all time*

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*They took it a little too far, me thinks*

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Outsider Classic: Boss, I was downloading some Black Eyed Peas songs, I swear... :shifty:

[Nowhere Man]

(Wait...what the hell are all those people doing in my castle? I didn't invite them!)

[Shaggy]

***Shaggy walks down to the ring***

Shaggy: "Well it seems that the fans might be a little disapointed tonight. They all sat waiting for some special match announced but then we all just find out it will be a normal tag match. You know what. That is fine with me. That just means that instead of climbing a ladder or a cage to win a match we get to beat your asses senseless in the middle of the ring. When you finally awake and hear the Church music playing while you are on you back you will know that the end has come. The Church will walk away with what is rightfully ours. There is no one that can stand in our way. AND THOSE WHO ATTEMPT TO STAND IN OUR WAY WILL BE SACRIFICED."

[Savior]

A bit slow today.

[Shaggy]

(I havnt been on since Wednesday night and I was surprised at how little was written when I logged on today.)

[Azriel]

(Maybe we should have these PPVs sooner)

[The Dub]

Jonathan Roachman catches up with RW after he was upset by Captain Jobber

Roach: What an embarrassing loss! This doesn't exactly give you momentum going into Sickness.

RW: Shut up Roach! Are you Roach the announcer or the Roach who's gonna be in my corner at Sickness?

Roach: You know I got your back, man.

RW: Good. Now get the hell out of here! (Roach leaves) Splaya, you made the biggest mistake of your life by begging Naitch to sign this match. Quite frankly, I didn't think you'd even be able to make it to his office under your own power. I'll be more than glad to make your death wish come true at Sickness. What I did to Captain Jobber is a walk in the park compared to the punishment I have in store for Splaya. And Savior, if you're watching, I would worry about Invisible before talking about your next title defense. There ain't no guarantee that you'll walk out of sickness with the vBulletin gold. It could very well be RW vs. Invisible at the next PPV. Splaya, you talk about destiny. You talk about fate. Well I'm destined to beat you fatally and that's not good for you. See you at Sickness.

[Scorpion]

**Scorpion is shown walking backstage looking for Mr. Marcus when he sees Outsider unconcious on the ground with a bloodied steel chair and a letter next to him. Scorpion runs over to check on Outsider, who is out cold and then he goes for help. Within a few minutes the EMTs have Outsider on a Stretcher and loading him into an ambulance. As the ambulance drives away Scorpion picks up the note and reads it. The camera follows him as he runs into Mr. marcus's room**

Scorpion: Mr. Marcus we have a big problem.

*He hands the piece of paper to Mr. marcus*

The Outsider was merely the first among many. Any and all members of TPWWE with suffer my wrath, they will hear me and they will fear me moreso than any other wrestler. I will not stop until TPWWE is in shambles, the end is near for all in TPWWE.

Signed,
A hired Assassin aka The Demise of TPWWE