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Savio
07-06-2004, 11:41 PM
*A car is seen speeding by a dark street*

*Camera is cuts to a WWE board*

Vince: Where's Chavo Sr? He was sussposed to be here 5 minutes ago

*Camera shows car speed by*

Chavo (Enters office): Sorry I'm late but it took a little bit longer to fire all the light weights

*HHH gets up from under the table*

Chavo: :eek: :wtf:

HHH: There is no excuse you-

Vince: Hold it hunter let me take care of this, Chavo for your lack of responsibility YOUR FIRED!

*Car is shown stopped in front and the back door opens*

Vince: How's every thing on smackdown Paul?

Paul: Good! But Bob Holly says he does not want to job to Mordecai this week.

Vince: Tell him that if he does he'll get a title shot at Summer Slam...But get this-Hunter, Paul you'll think this hilarious. Bob doesn't get the shot and Sable does!

*Hand grabs a shot gun*

Voice: Just keep the car here

Vince: I Don't care Paul its going to be Sable vs JBL at Summer Slam.

Vince: Eric I'm sure everything is going ok on Raw.

Eric: Yes, Ratings were great this week

Vince: HHH did you have fun on Raw?

HHH: Yes

*Feet are shown walking up stairs*

Vince: Ok Then lets cut to our main topic. HHH and you 2 all know Im going to have to give up the business soon. So I made my decision-

*Door swings open*

Vince (standing up): What the hell are you doing here!

*Camera shows Goldbergs face*

Goldberg: Bye Vince!

*Shotgun is fired and Vince flies through the office window falling to his death*

*Goldberg dashes out the door with HHH in pursuit with a pistol*

HHH: Die!

*2 shoots are fired at Goldberg but miss*

*Goldberg fires back but also misses*

*Goldberg makes it to the bottom of the stairs and rushes out the fire exit*

*HHH Pushes the door out of the way*

HHH: Some one stop him!
*Chavo Sr. pretends not to hear while walking down the side walk*

*Goldberg is 10 feet away from the car*

Austin: Come on get in!

*HHH takes one last shot and hits Goldberg in the back*

*Austin sees this and Drives off*

*HHH sees Vinces body on the ground*

HHH (kneeling down):Vince?...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The Race
Action music plays and The cast is shown.
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*3 days later*
Linda Shane and Steph give long speachs about Vinces life and advice to keep checking and making sure that the gas needle is closer to the F then the E.

Shane: The was only one thing important my pappy taught me. Always keep you eye on the amount of gas is in your car, Boy I remember...

Steph (wispering): talk to me after the service

*After the service*

Steph: Who ever kills austin will be the owner of the company....Tell Triple H this also.

Eric: Did you talk to shane about this?

Steph: No
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*On Raw*
Eric: Ok no show tonight Instead Stephanie told us to work on the Austin case.

Eugene: Um pardon me but isn't that what the cops are for?

Eric: You are retarded remember?-Ok Lets go to the scene of the crime.

HHH: Hold it I know why your doing this...You want WWE all for your self, well I got some news for ya.

Chris Jericho: You saved money by switching to Geico? :lol:

HHH: ye-NO and for that you'll Job to Chuck Polumbo next week....This company will be mine Eric! Whos with me!?

Ric Flair (struting): WOOOO I'm the Nature boy ric flair and I am with you!

Some guy back stage: Lemme guess all the heels are gonna join HHH right?

HHH: Were no on air idoit-
Ric: Heels!? who told you about that word!?

Guy: uhhh SmackDown Here comes the pain....

Ric: ummmm well stop saying it-

Eric: will you guys shut up so we can get down to business.

Chris Benoit: Well me being the-
HHH: Is any one else with me? Randy? Batista?

Batista: No

Listen while reading rest of the segment (http://www.alphabean.net/hulk.mp3)

Randy: :'( Batista but but...
Batista: No buts you can do this on your own...When ever you are having a bad time think of me. When ever Trips is gettting egotistical think of me. I will always be in your heart and soul. I will always be with you randy until the end of time, in here (Points to randys heart) So when-
Ric (grabbing Randys arm along with HHH): Come on Randy lets go.

Randy:...No! Not yet! Bastista please come with me It'll be to hard for me with out you I need you.....I need you, with me forever and ever.
*Randy rushes towards Batista and gives him one last hug before being pulled off*

Randy: Batista!!!!

Batista: I know!!...I know.............
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Eric: Wow....Well anyways lets go

Benoit: Come on can I say some-

Eric: No! you don't get TV time on raw anyways so why do you care?

Jericho: It'll be ok Chris lets just go to the crime scene.
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]*SmackDown*
Paul: Ok no show tomorrow-

Eddie: Should we tell the raza (sp?)

Paul: The what? No one watches SmackDown anymore except for Idiots and Canada....Pretty much the same group of people.

JBL: and Nazi's! :D

Paul: Your the reason why ratings are low, Get out.....GET OUT!

Paul: Anyways Rico Hack in to the police data base the plate on Austins car read "PTW C87" See if you can find any info on it.

Rico: Ok

Paul: Mordecai Consruct a cross that we can put Austin on

Mord: Ok Paul

Holly: Whoa I've been here longer then most of the people in here give me something to do.

Paul: Hmmm ok Lita said that HHH left with Randy Orton and Flair I want you to find them any way you can.

Rico: I found something Austins car was seen at a women center at 243 View Rd. We have to get there now.

Paul: You stay here and find out more things, We'll go. Ok every body in the bus!

Kurt (to himself): That asshole screwed me out of my GM spot.....Should I call Eric and tell him the news?...

Paul: Kurt grab my bags

Kurt: hold on! *Dials Erics #*
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*Mean while*
HHH: if we're gonna find anything here we'll need to go to Vinces Casket

*Evolution walks past a few graves with names on them Katie vick, Al Wilson, Hand, Big shows father*

Flair: Who the hell is that?

Hardcore (to himself): Did the see me?

Randy: Batista? :) *randys phone rings

HHH: No... thats-he's hooking up chains to vinces casket! Bossman! Hey get the hell away from vinces coffin!

*Bossman gets scared and runs away*

Randy: that was Batista Austin car was spotted in the Womens clinic right over there! Lets take Bossmans car!
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*Back in the Smackdown*

Rico: Uh Brock I thought you played football?

Brock: Its a free country hmmm on the computer I see :mad:...Oh Tracking Austin?

*Big_bluto Instant messages Rico*

Big_Bluto: Wanna cyber again?

*Brock loses it and F-5s Rico, breaking his neck and throws the PC against the wall and dials a #*

Austin (in clinic): What!? you want me to stop hitting you What!? Get my phone! Faster!

Brock (on phone): Austin I think they're coming. Meet you at the hide out.

*Mean while in the front of the building*

Flair: WOOO ladies!

HHH: have you seen this man

Lady: Yes in the back

HHH: Flair you stay here Randy get by the entrance

Austin: I gotta get out of here.

*Austin goes out of an opposite door then HHH at the same time. He sneeks past Flair as he is flashing the clerk*

Randy: Not so fast

*Austin pushes him outside*

Austin: Your dead!

Batista (getting there right in time): NOOO!

*Austin fires his shotgun Batista takes the shot, Randy kneels down*

Holly: Not so fast!

*Holly takes a shot to gut*

*Austin speeds off just as Raw and Smackdown get there*
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What will happen next time in The Race?

Savio
07-06-2004, 11:44 PM
I Orignally just wanted to do an action story but I got mixed up with some humor. Give me your thoughts.

The Naitch
07-06-2004, 11:47 PM
I'm not reading all that. Maybe tomorrow

Marc the Smark
07-06-2004, 11:51 PM
somebody's stealing...

http://forums.rajah.com/showthread.php?t=86749

Shadow
07-06-2004, 11:51 PM
*gives Savior a standing ovation*

Savio
07-06-2004, 11:58 PM
somebody's stealing...

http://forums.rajah.com/showthread.php?t=86749
Thats me jack ass!

Marc the Smark
07-07-2004, 12:04 AM
Thats me jack ass!

I didn't say you stole from that.
Actually, I thought that guy stole from you. We could have all made fun of him. :D

Savio
07-07-2004, 12:12 AM
It's ok

Edge
07-07-2004, 12:19 AM
That was great. I take it you will be doing a Part 2???

Savio
07-07-2004, 01:32 AM
That was great. I take it you will be doing a Part 2???
Yes when I get around to it.

Joe Kerr
07-07-2004, 01:35 AM
Summarize in a paragraph what happened I read half.

Savio
07-07-2004, 01:39 AM
Umm the WWE is looking for austin.

James Steele
07-07-2004, 12:56 PM
That was hilarious as hell and i read all of it. Can't wait for part 2.

Loose Cannon
07-07-2004, 01:56 PM
Pretty funny especially the Bossman and Brock parts. Unexpected stuff like that is good to have in there. :y:

Savio
07-07-2004, 03:48 PM
Part 2 will be less homurous (sp?)

Corkscrewed
07-07-2004, 04:13 PM
not working for me. like any potential mod skills, your comedy skills show up once in a while but then disappear again.

Savio
07-07-2004, 04:25 PM
Thats why you'll never be mod or a CotM winner!

Savio
07-10-2004, 03:02 AM
Did anyone catch the easter egg?