News Updates:

[Kane Knight]

--A reliable source in the industry has indicated that, while the WWE doesn't know how they are ending the Lita Pregnancy angle, the father will be determined by a Pay-Per-View match TBA. Kane is stacked as the heavy favorite, as Lita has been ordered to smoke, drink, and ride horseback for the next 7 months.

[MVP]

LOL

Lita has to smoke, drink, and ride horseback because everyone knows she'll botch the abortion.

[James Steele]

Actually, she wouldn't botch the abortion (doctor would fuck that up along with lita's ass) Lita would botch the drive to the clinic.

***Scene***
Lita (in car): I can't wait to get rid of this baby :yes:

(Lita thinks she sees a U-turn sign so she does donuts until she veers off the raod and into a ditch)

***End Scene***

I called it.

[RemyRed]

For a second there (since im pretty slow) I thought that was gonna be a stipulation for the next PPV. Kane vs Matt Hardy V1.0, winner will be Lita's babies father.

[James Steele]

Or they have a "Maury Povich On A Pole Match" Winner gets to see the results and tell everybody what the results are. (Will he lie or tell the truth)

FIND OUT IN JUST 6 WEEKS AT





SUMMERSLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






















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[Kane Knight]

For a second there (since im pretty slow) I thought that was gonna be a stipulation for the next PPV. Kane vs Matt Hardy V1.0, winner will be Lita's babies father.
That is the stip.

It's a "reverse pole match," taking from the TNA King of the Mountain match.

The idea will be that each will be handed a roll of condoms, and the winner is the first one to successfully climb the pole and properly apply it to the tip.

Backstage sources say it's an attempt to make Lita feel better, as it's a match where other people are expected to botch more than her.

Either way, with luck, one of them learns how to use a rubber, thus stamping out Springer moments from Raw.

[Savio]

:lol: fetus on a pole match.

[Kane Knight]

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