TNA HEAT STROKE (C-FED)

[Loose Cannon]

TNA HEAT STROKE

Brought to you by Mitchell & Ness: Where you get all your throwback gear.
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Signs seen in the Crowd:

We Need the Cock (a couple of girls and Mr. Marcus is seen holding this :naughty: )

Let me join Kingdom Raddical

Hi-Lite Reel Owns

Bury Edge

Playa's Club

Team Sexy Inc.

HHH stole my Yamaka

I came all the way from Nowhere.

Shaggy and Azrial = Ratings.

The Dub made me wash his Escalade for free. :love:


People seen in the crowd:

Tony Danza and JIM V.W.O.
http://www.princesf.com/dakota/tony.jpeg


LOL THE MASK wasted
http://www.tpww.net/forums/photos/Mask%20-%20woooo.jpg

Outsider at home beacuse his mom punished him for scanning kiddie porn :lol:
http://www.tpww.net/forums/photos/Outsider%20-%2000.jpg

Wadding w/ Head :nono:
http://ggm.gabber.org/Photoes/WWE_June03/Head.jpg


PPV BEGINS NOW


JR: Hello and welcome everyone to TNA Heat Stroke. The first PPV under LC's Regime. We have an action packed card for you tonight.

Prince: Wahoooooooo, I love it JR. This place is going crazy.



MATCH 1: Azrial vs HHHitler: VBulliten Title on the line.

***Azrial Enters.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/c/chrisbenoit/31.jpg



VBulliten Champion HHHitler enters
http://img61.exs.cx/img61/7315/hitler-tron-vid.gif
http://img64.exs.cx/img64/8905/hitlerramp.jpg



Match starts off with HHH power wrestling Azrial to the ground. Azrial's giving up some weight. Azrial tried a suplex on HHH, but HHH blocks in and turns it into a DDT. HHH whips Azrial into the ropes and delievers a huge powerslam.

**Crowd Chants ALLIES ALLIES ALLIES ALLIES. AXIS SUCKS AXIS SUCKS.

HHH goes to the top rope and misses an elbow drop on Azrial. Azrial takes advantage and hits 3 German suplexes.

***Azrial to the top with a flying headbut.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/c/chrisbenoit/37.jpg


Azrial goes for the Crossface, but HHH counters into THE GAS CHAMBER. HOLY SHIT. NO FK'N WAY. :eek:

JR: OMG, GAS CHAMBER APPLIED. IT'S OVER PRINCE
http://img51.exs.cx/img51/7522/gaschamber.jpg


1..........2...........Azrial gets his hand up. CROWD POPS HUGE.

Azrial tries to get to the ropes...and makes it. HHH digs into his uniform and pulls out the iron cross. HHH pulls up Azrial and goes to nail him with it behind the ref's back.

**AZRIAL HITS THE CROSSFACE OUT OF NOWHERE. CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET.
http://utenti.lycos.it/boborsky23/hpbimg/CRIS%20FINAL.jpg


HHH TAPS OUT. NEW CHAMPION NEW CHAMPION.

***AZRIAL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HIS FIRST TITLE EVER. The man's in tears.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/c/chrisbenoit/44.jpg


Winner and New VBulliten Champion: Azrial

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MATCH 2: Innovator vs The Dub.


**The Dub Enters Escalade_STYLE
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/21.jpg


**INNOVATOR ENTERS
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/r/raven/09.jpg


**Innovator takes the mic.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/r/raven/08.jpg


INNOVATOR: A World without reason is a world without hope. A plan without an ending has no future. For I see no reason to be fighting you DUB. You are nothing more then a hopeless fool. What matters to me most is not the outcome of this match, but the outcome of my journey. And that outcome you will see in due Time. Quoth the Innovator Nevermore.

**Innovator walks to the back and gets counted out.


**The Dub Celebrates his hard fought victory.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/072204/images/17.jpg
http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/bradshaw/images/16.jpg

Winner: The Dub.


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MATCH 3: Tag Team Title Elimination Match: Wave of the Future vs Technically Superior vs Playa and Edge. (Oh yeah, I've been waiting for this all week :naughty: )


Wave of the Future come out with the Titles.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/d/dudleyboyz/09.jpg


***Technically Superior Enter
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/n/newageoutlaws/02.jpg

Remy: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. TNA proudly brings to you the soon to be TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOORLD. Remy the Assassin, the Sting Fan......TECHNICALLY SUPERIOR.

**AMAZINGLY CROWD POPS FOR THIS.


***Here comes Playa
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/bookert/45.jpg

**Here comes Edge trying to impree people by leaping off the Tron and winds up breaking his ankle.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/r/robvandam/08.jpg :nono:


CROWD: YOU FK'ED UP YOU FK'ED UP YOU FK'ED UP

OOC: This is going to be quick cause I hate writing these tag matches. Sorry.


Everyone in the ring all at once. Remy hits a powerbomb on on LK. Alienoid hits a closeline on Sting Fan. Edge goes for a walk and BOTCHES IT :nono: Playa is pissed and starts unloading on everyone. Playa takes out all members of the other teams.

**Edge still down from the BOTCH and the broken ankle
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/r/robvandam/20.jpg


***Alienoid back in as LK holds Playa. Alienoid grabs a tag belt and misses Playa and hits LK. LK gets pissed and WALKS OUT ON HIS PARTNER.

Sting Fan hits the Karagois bomb on Alienoid and pins him. DOWN TO TWO TEAMS.

**Alienoid doesn't know what happend.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/bubbadudley/14.jpg


Edge manages to get up, but trips over Remy's foot and falls down again :nono:

CROWD: YOU FK'ED UP YOU FK'ED UP YOU FK'ED UP.


Playa hits the "Playa's Card" on Remy and goes for the pin, but Sting Fan breaks up the count. Edge back up and he manages to grab the Title belt that LK had. Ref gets knocked down for a sec after Remy runs into him by accident.

Edge nails Sting Fan with the Belt. Edge goes to nail Remy, but Playa stops him and says he wants to do it.

**PLAYA GOES TO NAIL REMY, BUT HITS EDGE IN THE FACE.

**MONSTER POP FROM THE CROWD



Playa stands on the apron. Remy over for the pin on Edge. 1........2.........3

WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: TECHNICALLY SUPERIROR


AFTERWARDS: PLAYA COMES BACK IN AND HITS 5 "PLAYA CARDS" ON Edge and then spits on him. Playa then proceeds to take a piss on him, but he retracted after he remembered about the HEFTY FINE.

**Playa Leaves and Calls Edge a Piece of Shit.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/b/bookert/15.jpg


***KINGDOM RADDICAL MUSIC HITS. WTF?

JR: What now?
Prince: Edge is still laid out.


**KINGDOM RADDICAL APPEARS and starts beating the shit out of Edge.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/30.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/31.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/32.jpg
[img]http://www.randyortonphotos.com/photos/albums/television/raw/2004/12thjuly04/82.jpg
http://raw.wwe.com/results/071204/images/33.jpg


***CROWD GOES CRAZY WITH THE POPS.


***THE COCK APPEARS ON THE TRON. CROWD TOTALLY LOSES IT.
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/013003/images/295x153.jpg


COCK: Edge, Can the Cock ask, WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL is wrong with you? I'm sitting here in my $2000000 sweet and I see you get make a fool of yourself. Hey, let the Cock get you a towel because it looks like you popped a huge zit on your face

Crowd: :lol:

Cock: Edge you are a disgrace to this sport and you should just pack up and leave buddy. Anyway, The Cock will be coming back to TNA real soon and be kicking all those candy asses in TNA all over the place. Now let the Cock go take a shower. WOAH THERE EDGE, DON'T GET TOO HAPPY NOW. OH WAIT, EDGE IS UNCONCIOUS. Cock leaves.

CROWD: :lol:


**Strecher comes and takes Edge away.
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[Loose Cannon]

MATCH 4: MVP vs TRO: IC Title on the Line.


***TRO enters:


TRO: What I'd like to have right now is for you..........

***MVP comes from behind and nails TRO w/ the Belt before the match starts.



Match Finally Starts and MVP goes for a cover.

1........2........Kickout by TRO. MVP launches a vicious attack on TRO. MVP hits a dropkick off the top rope. MVP follows it up with a big back breaker.

***MVP decided to do some announcing.


MVP: Yeah, so yesterday I slept with TRO's women and she told me that TRO missses from all sides if you know what I mean. HAHA.

JR: JERK. He didn't even win the dam Title in the first place.

Prince: :lol:

MVP comes back in and goes for his Triple Powerbomb. TRO reverses and hits a backbody drop. TRO then hits a Russian leg sweep.


**TRO applies a headlock and mugs the camera. CROWD POPS.


TRO goes to the top and goes for a drop kick, but MVP reverses into the Walls of MVP.


TRO gets to the ropes.

**Crowd Pops.

MVP picks up TRO and irish whips him for a back drop. MVP lifts him over, but TRO lands on his feet AND HITS THE RUDE AWAKENING OUT OF NOWHERE.


COVER: 1...........2............3. NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP

CROWD POPS HUGE

JR: YESSS YESSS BAH GAWD. WE GOT A NEW CHAMP
Prince: OH NO!!!!!!!!!

**TRO POSES



WINNER AND NEW I.C. CHAMP: TRO
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Match 5: Nowhere Man vs Inisible: Non-Sanctioned HELL IN A CELL MATCH

**Video Package of their intense rivarly plays.

JR: This is big Prince. Winner of this match will probably be going places

**Invisible enters with a weapon


**Nowhere Man appears on the top of the Cell.



INVISIBLE SEES him and climbs the Cell. They start brawling at the top of the cage. Invisible nails Nowhere Man with that board he was carrying. INVISIBLE then takes Nowhere Man's bat and splits his head open with it.

Nowhere Man fights back and DDT's Invisible into the Cell. Invisible low blows Nowhere Man. Invisible goes for an Irish-Whip.......

***BUT NOWHERE MAN REVERSES AND INVISIBLE GOES FLYING.


CROWD: :eek: :eek: :eek:

JR: BAHGAWD, THEY'VE KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


**NOWHERE MAN LOOKS AT THE DAMAGE W/ a grin on his face.


PRINCE: This man's SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WTF? INVISIBLE JUST GETS RIGHT UP.


PRINCE: OMG JR, He's not even hurt.

**Invisible goes underneath the Ring and pulls out a BLOWTORCH. Nowhere Man climbs down the cage and then leaps off at Invisible about half way down. Invisible drops the Blowtorch. Nowhere Man pulls out the padding to the floor and hits a Death Drop. Nowhere Man looks for a weapon. Invisible grabs the blowtorch and SHOOTS FIRE RIGHT IN NOWHERE MAN'S FACE.


**INVISIBLE LOVES IT.
http://www.jamdown-connection.de/mediac/400_0/media/blowtorch.jpg

COVER: 1.......2.....NOWHERE MAN KICKS OUT. Invisible tries the Blowtorch again, but it doesn't ignite and Nowhere Man grabs a barbed wire bat and BLASTS INVISIBLE IN THE HEAD WITH IT.

Nowhere Man pulls out some Gasoline and dumps it on INVISIBLE. Nowhere takes the the Blowtorch and IGNITES INVISIBLE'S WHOLE BODY.


Nowhere MAN jumps on INVISIBLE, through the Flames, and makes a Cover.

1.................2................3.


SURVIVOR: Nowhere Man.


POSTMATCH: HHHitler comes out from the back and APPLIES THE GAS CHAMBER ON NOWHERE MAN. NOWHERE MAN IS OUT COLD.

**POSE BY HHHitler
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MATCH 6: Shagyy vs "King" LC.

ENTIRE HISTORY OF SHAGGY AND LC PLAYS.

JR: OB BOY, This is a BIG ONE Prince. Two former best freinds are about to get it on.

PRINCE: Yeah, these guys were so close. Remember Shaggy was the very 1st member of LC's Church of Orton. But now those days are over.


***Shaggy's music hits and he enters.


**Kingdom Raddical theme Hits (Evolution BTW) and out comes LC w/ Sir Orton.
http://www.randyortonphotos.com/photos/albums/television/ppvs/vengeance04/25.jpg

**Shaggy immediately attacks LC with a spear
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/vengeance/images/37.jpg

Shaggy pounds away with Vicious rights and lefts. Shaggy pounds LC's head into the buckle. 1....2....3...4...5....6...7....8...9...10. LC is knocked the fuck out. Shaggy climbs the top rope....

**And hits a missle dropkick.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/24.jpg

Shaggy goes for another, but LC gives him a low blow. LC gets in some offense. LC hits a suplex and a back breaker.

**LC with some heelish tactics.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/23.jpg

**LC unties the turnbuckle padding :naughty:
http://www.randyortonphotos.com/photos/albums/television/ppvs/vengeance04/192.jpg

LC goes to whip Shaggy into the buckle, but Shaggy reverses and gets the upperhand. Shaggy hits another spear on LC.

**MVP comes out, but Shaggy spears him off the apron on to the floor.

**"King" LC goes for the LCKO
http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/20.jpg

BUT Shaggy Blocks it and hits his DOWNWARD SPIRAL.

**Shaggy goes for the cover, but looks up and sees the ref distracted by someone.



**Azrial has the ref distracted


Shaggy tells Azrial to bring the ref in. Ref still is fighting with Azrial.

***SHAGGY TURNS AROUND AND LC HITS THE LCKO LCKO LCKO.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/071904/images/26.jpg

COVER BY LC: 1...........2..........3.


AFTERWARDS: LC LEAVES as Azrial gets into the ring. Azrial looks really sorry over what has happened. Azrial puts his hands over his head as Shaggy is out cold.

****AZRIAL HELPS SHAGGY UP......AND PUTS HIM IN THE CROSS FACE


CROWD :eek:

Azrial holds it for 5 MINUTES UNTIL THE REF'S COME AND BREAK IT UP. Azrial spits on Shaggy and leaves the arena w/ his newely won Title.



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Paul "The Wall" backsatge with ILT. OH boy. Cameras catch this on film.



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Main Event: Joey Radd vs El Nino vs Danny Electirc: TNA WORLD TITLE LADDER MATCH.


Video Plays of Radd's 10 yr. reign as Champ.


***Danny Electric comes out.



***EL NINO comes out.



**THE CHAMP MAKES HIS WAY OUT.



***VIDEO OF Paul the Wall w/ ILT plays on screen and Radd sees it.
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/christian/images/45.jpg

RADD: WTF is this shit.


El Nino attacks Radd as he is confused. DE comes in and helps El Nino. El Nino and DE come in and do some double team moves. They both give Radd double spinebuster. Followed up by a Double Dropkick. Radd goes out of the ring.


El Nino and DE sqaure off and put on a 5 star match. DE hits some great technical moves. DE hits a Russian leg sweep followed by a Electric Dropkick.

DE TAKES GETS THE LADDER AND BRINGS IT IN THE RING.

**DE goes to climb it, but Radd stops him.
http://perso.club-internet.fr/austinwm/HTLM/Hall_of_fame/Bret/Bret_Hart_et_Shawn_Michaels_-_1st_ladder_match.jpg


**RADD climbs and so does El Nino without his mask.
http://www.thegym.org/weeklyphotos/092703/ladder%205.JPG

They both tip the Ladder over and fall down.

**Radd is hurt.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/092903/images/20.jpg


Danny Electric comes back and hits an "Electric Plex" on El NINO. Radd gets back up and closelines Electric out of the ring.

**El NINO, w/ Mask back on, dropkicks Radd into the ropes and hits a EL 69 on Radd.



El Nino grabs Ladder and Starts to Climb it.

**HERE COMES LC.
http://www.randyortonphotos.com/photos/albums/television/raw/2004/7thjune04/2.jpg

JR: DAMMIT, WHERE'S HE GOING?


LC pushes the ladder down as EL Nino was just about to win the Title. Danny Electric comes back in and gives an LCKO LCKO to LC.

**TRO runs down to help out DE. TRO gets up on the apron with his new IC Title.

DE knows what to do and goes for an irish-whip on Radd to TRO's Title..BUT RADD REVERSES AND DE goes face first into the Title.

**EL NINO gets back up and he and Radd proceed to climb the Ladder.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/092903/images/21.jpg

They are fighting on the top of the Ladder. Radd with a punch. El Nino with a punch. EL NINO goes for a hurracanrana off of the ladder.

....BUT RADD CATCHES HIM AND TOSSES HIM OFF.

CROWD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RADD climbs one more step..........and goes for the Title. He tries to untie it, but it gets stuck.

CROWD: NINO NINO NINO.

Radd can't untie it. El Nino climbs back up the ladder with one last wind El Nino grabs onto Radd as the Ladder falls. Radd's hanging on to the BELT and El Nino tries to knock him down.

**CROWD IS BITING THEIR NAILS.

EL NINO GRABS RADD'S ARM AND GOES FOR THE OTHER ONE......THE BELT COMES LOSE AND THEY BOTH FALL.

**RADD'S GOT THE BELT. IT'S OVER.



JR: NOOO, NOT AGAIN. HE'S GOT A HORSEHOE UP HIS ASS.

PRINCE: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


**LC and Radd embrace as the PPV goes off the air.



IN MEMORY OF Charles "The EDGE" Charge. 2004-2004.


http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/charlesincharge-1.mp3

[Azriel]

ooc: Nobody saw that coming, huh? Going to have to come up with something really good. Awesome work as always LC.

[The One]

... :nono: ...keeping me off of the show two weeks in a row

[Loose Cannon]

You never joined? Did you?

[LK]

Good stuff LC

[The One]

You never joined? Did you?

Yeah I did :mad: I did the whole bio thingy and everything...besides, I am The One, I shouldn't have had to have joined, it should just be assumed, something interesting...THE ONE IS IN IT :foc: :D :kiss:

[Loose Cannon]

This ain't Outsiders Promotion. This is TNA. You have to actually post stuff to get on the card. If not, I eliminate you.

[The One]

Well your father likes children and your mother's a whore...I like trees and sometimes lightning scares me...monkeys are funny to watch because they do funny things...

and I'm done.

So what do I do...just RP in this thread?

[Quick1]

Paul Hits the brick on "the one." The one says he can take it anymore and quits.......He's now just another brick.

[LK]

*Legend Killer is making his way to the ring as Papercut by Linkin Park plays. He has an angry look on his face as the crowd boos*

LK: There is only one reason why I currently don't have one of the TNA tag team titles on my shoulder right now. And that reason is because ALienoid dropped the ball. If it wasn't for that moron then I would have the belt, not those morons Red and Sting Fan. So tonight I am going to try and sort this whole situation out and I intend on doing that by asking LC for a match. I want a match with that idiot ALienoid. I want to demonstrate why Alienoid was always the weak link in the tag team and once I have beaten him I will begin the path of becoming the greatest in TNA. I am the future of this company.

*LK leaves the ring to boos*

[Azriel]

Night after Heat Stroke. Metallica's "Sad But True" comes on the PA and Azrael comes out with his VBulletin title round his shoulder. Crowd boos heavily nd chants of "YOU SUCK" can be heard from the crowd

Azrael: Well, would you take a look at me, huh? The new VBulletin champion. I beat HHH for you people, and you stand there and boo at me? Oh, was it because I betrayed my supposed friend Shaggy? Oh, why don't you people grow up for a change? I did what was best for me. Shaggy was dead weight and I had to get him off my back. I'm just glad all of this business of pretending to be you friend is over and I can drop this stupid charade. So, I know you are all asking, what happened? What made me turn on him? Wel, for the answer we have to go back a couple of months. Remember that six man tag match we had Shaggy and you were bitching because you didn't get the victory? Remember when it looked like the Churh was going to split up? Who was the one who brought it bak together and saved your ass from making the worst decision of your life because you hadto be all selfish? That's right. It was your good buddy Azrael, the peacemaker, the third wheel as you used to put it. Yeah, that's right. LC told me everything, how you thought I was worthless to the Church and contributed nothing.

Then we move to the takeover by Mr. Marcus. I decided to be all covert and ptend to be alligned with TPWWE, but you had to speak against them, didn't you? Once again, I probably ended up saving you from multiple ass-kickings. Then, we have LC taking over, bringng back TNA to the promised land. I was so happy. Finally me and you would get the titles we deserved, and when LC helped eliminate you Shaggy, I was actually genuinely shocked. Now, instead of rushing up to LC and kicking the shit out of him, I instead had a nice long talk with him and he told me everything. He told me that you hated me from day one, that you thought I was a nobody. That I was dragging the Church down. LC congratulted me for always being a team player, while you were always selfish and accusing LC of never carign about the Church and only caring about his title. So, we decided to come up with a plan. He knew that you would want to fight him, so he said that he would give me the opportunity to win the VBulletin title if I woud help him in his match, so there you have it. I saw opportunity knocking, ad I answered the door. Now, if you we truly my friend Shaggy, things might have been different, but you were never my friend, LC has always been my friend. He h had my back since day one. Now, does this mean I'm a new member of Kingdom Raddical? No. I guess you could call me an outside ally. I've got LC's back, he's got mine.

Now, with that all taken cared of let's talk about the future. I imagine Shaggy that now you want to fight me. Well, my dance card is pretty filled up. You see, I have my first title defense against Mr. Carrington on RAW, and if I win, that means I have to face Dub once again the following week, so let's do this. At the next PPV, I challenge you Shaggy to an I Quit match. You see Shaggy, I want to humiliate you in front of your fans and your family, and I can't think of a better way than making you say those two magc words. Non-title or title, it makes no difference. I'm going to destroy you Shaggy, and if you have a problem with that, frankly I don't give a shit. Just deal with it.

[LK]

*Legend Killer makes his way to the ring as the crowd boos. LK looks pissed as he gets in the ring and get a mic*

LK: I have just come away from an urgent meeting with LC and we have come to an agreement. It is time to rectify the situation between me and Alienoid so I ask for ALienoid to come out and speak to me.

*Alienoid comes out and comes to the ring*

LK: Ok ALienoid I would just like to apologise for what happened last night. It was wrong of me to walk out last night but don't worry. Me and LC talked and it's been agreed. We're getting a title shot so we can reclaim our titles. So what do you say, partners.

*LK extends his hand out proposing a hand shake. ALienoid accepts as they shake hands. They begin walking to the back. LK stops at the top of the ramp just in front of the entrance. LK has a mic*

LK: Oh yeah wait there was something else. Oh what is it. You know when you know you've forgotten something but you just can't remember what it is. Let me think for a minute. Oh yeah I've got it. I LIED!

*Remy Red and Sting Fan come out from the entrance with steel chairs. They attack Alienoid brutally attacking him. The crowd look on with disbelief. Alienoid is bleeding as Technically Superior hit him with a con-chair-to. Red hands LK a lead pipe.*

LK: You stupid son of a bitch, ALienoid. Do you seriously think I would even want to be near a pathetic loser like you. There is one thing I said that was true and that is that I did meet with LC and he agreed that you are no longer of use. Red, Sting Fan get him up. You know what to do. ALienoid I realised that you kept me back from achieving my goal. With Red and Sting Fan and our alliegance with LC and Joey Radd nothing can stop us. You however are nothing and that is why I have to do what I am going to do.

*LK hits Alienoid with the pipe at the edge of the stage. ALienoid falls back ten feet to the concrete floor. EMT's rush to try and help him.*

LK: Let this be a lesson for everyone. This is what will happen to anybody that tries to get in our path. The point of this lesson is Don't mess with Technically Superior.

*Technically Superior leaves the building each one sadistically laughing. The crowd look on each person shocked with disbelief. LC meets them in the back congratulating them on a job well done*

[Quick1]

LC and Paul in the office
LC: Ahhh Paul I-
Paul: This about Ilt?
LC: No....well not entirly, There has been a change of plans Since Joey saw what....wsa....um sorry typo
Paul: :wtf:
LC: Was*on the LCtron He demand a match between you, El nino and himself. Your title shot will be pushed back.
Paul: Thats good a 2 on 1 would really teach him for dropping tRu.
LC: Its a triple threat, non title.
P: No matter Joey will still lose either way.......
LC: Thats all.
*Paul walks out*
LC: bitch
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P: Hey, El nino we got a triple threat with Joey Radd tonight. Lets get rid of him once and for all.

[Innovator]

*Innovator is seen walking a street at night*
http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw244.jpg

Innovator: why? whY? WHY?! The one thing I ahve been asked since my "match" at Heat Stroke is why. Why did I leave the ring and get counted out against the Dub?

http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw247.jpg

Innovator: Cannon believes he is a King, close to a God in TNA. There is one thing that the King forgot about, something that God gave to his children...free will. It was free will that made me get counted out against the Dub. I do not play second fiddle to anyone in TNA, the Dub getting Azrael because of the match has nothing to do with the Innovator. The King can't keep delaying the inevitable...can't postpone my destiny.

http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw254.jpg

Innovator: The Kingdom...Kingdom Raddical. Thy kingdom come...thy will be done, quote the Innovator...

http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw246.jpg

NEVER!FUCKING!MOR!

[MVP]

Each week gets better and better. :y:

And congratulations TRO, good luck with <s>my</s> your IC title.

[Azriel]

Oh, so it's going to be me and Dub then next week?

[Loose Cannon]

Yeah, these are the confirmed matches for Raw

Triple Threat: Radd vs El Nino vs Paul

Azrial vs The Dub: VB Title.

[Shaggy]

***A Camera tries to go into Shaggy's locker room for an interview***

Shaggy: "Get the hell out of here"

***Shaggy slams the door in the camera mans face knocking him flat to the ground***

JR: "Im thinking Shaggy is a little pissed right now about what happened at the ppv"

The King: "Well I would guess so. His best friend screwed him out of his match."

JR: "Well I would hate to be The Roach when he has to interview him later on"

The King: "HA HA HA We better start making funeral arrangments now"

[Sting Fan]

WTF was up with your promo you never asked to join up with me and Remy.

Plus im suposed to be a face or tweener at most.

[Kapoutman]

*Let's join newcomer and perennial jobber Rick Theodore, who is standing backstage, with his own shadow.*



RT: Dammit, I wonder where my partner went. I used to tag with James Muret, but he is nowehere to be found. Looking at the lights by myself is going to be different, that's for sure.

*Theodore walks some more backstage in search of any authority figure to bother. He walks by somebody who has more than questionable tastes in clothing. Theodore, not wanting to look strange, quickly changes his clothes to match those of the man.*



RT: Excuse me good fellow. I am looking for an opportunity. I am willing to face anybody. I know for a fact that I can win if given the right opponent. Like a 5 years old girl with freakles.

Man: Of course, ha ha! Just follow me to the interviewer's office.

*Once there, the pair is forced to notice that the door is locked.*

Man: Why don't we play some rock-paper-scissor to pass the time?

RT: Great idea.


*The pair is locked in a rock-rock combination until hours later, the interviewer finally unlocks the door.*

I: I am ready for the next wrestler. All right, which one of you wants to be interviewed?

RT: I do.

I: Please come in. By the way, did you always have that strage goatee?

RT: Well, I used to have a mullet and wear a yellow mask, but I stopped that.

*The two get in front of the camera and get ready for Theodore's first interview.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/creativecontrol/neidhartmenacing.jpg

I: All right. Mr. Theodore, what is your message to the...WHAT THE HELL. When dod you get naked?

RT: I thought that would make for a more "intimidating" look.

I: Anyway, I guess that at the point we are now, you should just say what you have to say. We'll get away sooner like that.

RT: I just want to tell the boss that I am ready. A championship match, an opener, anything. In fcat, I never really wrestled before, but dammit, I spent ten years of my life lifting cow poop and putting it in trucks. I am strong. Give me my chance, you won't regret it.

I: That is just disgusting. I hope that wrap things up.

RT: Well, one last thing. I thought I could try to do the People's eyebrow to be intimidating.

I: Go for it.


I: It didn't work.

RT: Dammit. :(

*We go to the next segment as Rick sobs in a corner.*

[The Ravishing One]

*TRO makes his way alone to the ring*



TRO: First off, id like to say thats it feel great having some sexy gold around this sexy waist!

Secondly i would actually thank MVP for giving me a good fight and really pushing me for the win. But the better man won.

But thirdly and finally, i would like to speak to you DE. All day i've been trying to call you but you're phones turned off, whats up? Please come out here.

*DE makes his way to the ring*


*DE doesn't say anything just squares upto TRO!*


TRO: Look i know you may be alittle upset, but i want you know im sorry...... Please forgive me what i've done.......Im sure we can get another title shot for you if we ask LC?

DE:.......

TRO: Please say something.......

DE:...........

TRO: Well i understand you may need a little time,

*With that TRO turns his back and heads towards the ropes to leave the ring*

*BAM*

*DE hits TRO with a stiff punch to the back of the head, then gets a chair and destroys TRO*

*DE grabs mic

DE: For years i've taken a back seat in Team Sexy. I've let you take all the spotlight. It was always TRO this, TRO that. What about DE?
Im mainevent, but never got the recognition. Then all of a sudden after years of busting my ass and fighting nobodies i get a chance to be somebody. But whats does TRO do? He ruines my chance!

DE: (points to self) This is Team Sexy from now on!



*DE finally leaves after posing above TRO*

[Danny Electric]

I'll post tonight.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

*The arena lights go out*

http://img61.exs.cx/img61/7315/hitler-tron-vid.gif

*The german national anthem starts up. HHHitler appears and makes his way down to the ring*

*He does not pause to wave, as the crowd boo furiously*

*HHH steps into the ring and immediately grabs a microphone*

HHH: Last night, ze whole vorld vitnessed a terrible tragedy. It vitnessed a moment zat vill scar zis company for years to come. Look closely at ze footage, und you vill see.

*HHH points to the big screen, where footage of him tapping out to the crossface is shown*

*The crowd begin a 'You Tapped Out' chant*

HHH: Hindenburg Hulk Hitler does not.... Tap out! I vos simply reaching for ze ropes, to force my opponent to release ze hold. My hand fell to ze ground as I missed ze ropes, und ze vile svine of a referee took vis as an act of submission. Let me tell you zis, a Hitler... NEVER... SUBMITS!

*The crowd continue their chant*

HHH: But perhaps zis is for ze best..... Ze VBulletin title vos only ze first step to glory. I hef already begun ze second stage of my kvest.

*Footage is shown of HHH locking in the Gas Chamber on an unsuspecting Nowhere Man*

HHH: You see, I vos in ze back, contemplating my next moof, und vot do I see? I vitness a brutal und barbaric Hell in a Cell match. Zere ist only von zing zat is more brutal und inescapable zan ze Hell in a Cell... Und zis is... Ze Gas Chamber!

*The crowd boo*

http://img19.exs.cx/img19/2277/hitlerinring.jpg

HHH: You fought zo hard Novere Man, somezing zat I hef done my whole life. But your fight hast been in vein, because nozing zat you hef experienced has prepared you for ze Gas Chamber!

*HHHitler pauses to laugh maniacally to himself*

HHH: But if you sink zat I hef finished viz you, you are mistaken. Zis ist only ze beginning, soon you vill know how ze Jews of ze vorld hef been feeling since ze 1930s. Soon you vill feel ze full force of Nazi power! Soon.... You vill be exterminated.

*HHH drops the microphone and makes his way to the back, accompanied by the crowd's offensive chants and boos*

[obsessedwithwrestlin]

I work with obessedwithwrestling.com I have emailed your webmaster a couple times already for you people to stop leeching files from this site for use on your board. This is your final warning to stop doing this. If you want to use pics on your board so badly http://www.imageshack.us/ use this site, they allow you to upload images for free, unlimited images, yes it's free. I use it in e-feds and other boards. Please have your mods remove our images with in the next 48 hours (all them of them, edit the posts or jsut delete all the threads with our files).

Thank you

[Loose Cannon]

is this a promo for the C-FED? Like a Right to Censor character?

[The Ravishing One]

JR: Will TRO have to retire? Is this the end of TNA as we know it?

[Kapoutman]

I don't think this is a character.

[Quick1]

Bad rep him, that'll show em!

[The Dub]

The Dub makes his way to ringside.
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/21.jpg

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/040104/images/22.jpg

The whole world saw how Innovator chickened out of our match at Heat Stroke. He can tell himself that he has a greater cause, but we all know that he was scared to death of The Dub. What an ingrate! He bitched about not getting matches, and he walks out on our match. Oh well, I've got a title shot because of it, so I don't give a damn!

Let me be the first to congratulate Azrael on becoming the new VBulletin champion. Azrael must have read my book, because he has shown me a side of him I've never seen. A side I can respect. Now he knows how to move up in the world, by selling out your friends. So Azrael, I applaud you. But don't think for one second that I'm not going to make good on my promise to take that VBulletin title from you. See, I'm just like you, but I've always been that way. I don't care who I have to step on to make it to the top. Even with the new-found respect I have for you, that includes you.

The Dub leaves.

[Azriel]

The Roach is backstage with Azrael, talking about his upcoming match

Roach: Well, ladies and gentlemen, here I am with the new VBulletin champion Azrael, and Azrael let me just say, like The Dub mentioned earlier I am digging this new attitude of yours. You're more aggresive and you have a take-charge attitude.

Azrael: I still hate you Roach.

Roach: Of course.

Azrael: I'm just yanking your chain Roach. Anyway, you want to know the secrets to my success? First, I stopped caring about the fans. I was being so busy with having them love me and keep them entertained that it kept me from attaining success. Second, you can only trust yourself in this business. You can't afford to have close friends, so right now, it's all about me Roach. Now, let's talk about my match with Dub for the VB title. Dub, we meet again, but this time I'm defending my baby. Dub, you say you have a newfound respect for me, well, I'll admit, you are definitely getting better in this business, but that doesn't excuse the fact that I still hate your guts. Dub's right Roach. I did buy his book, but I didn't read it. You see, I was out of toilet paper and I needed something to wipe my ass. Dub, I am 2-0 against you, and on RAW it will be once, twice, three times an ass-whooping. Now that I have something to fight for Dub, I will do whatever is neccesary to keep it. That is why I am proposing we make our match no holds barred, falls count anywhere, just in case I wind up doing something illegal. Dub, I will beat you to a bloody pulp, then I'll put you in the Crossface and make you tap like the bitch you are.

[Bazooka]

OOC to Savior:Im pretty sure Nowhere Man was the heel in this match and I was the face.


*An eerie green mist fills up around the titan tron where Invisible appears on screen*

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Invisible speaking with a cracky voice:"I... requested this interview*cough* I need to get a few things clear for you,... Nowhere Man. When you lit me in flames, I suffocated. My lungs have collapsed as a result. Luckily my burn isn't as severe as one might think. And for what you did to me, I will get you back.

They say I may never be able to step into the ring again as a result of... my fall, not to mention the fact that I can hardly breathe. I damaged my spine when I fell... This may never heal, but it will. When it does, I'm looking at you Nowhere Man.*cough* Flames have become a friend of mine, and you will be the result of my play.*

[RemyRed]

**Technically Superior's music hits. He comes out by himself.**

Remy- Oh you didn't know!? Yo ass betta call somebodyyyyy!

**low pop, lots of boos. Remy Red continues to talk with the music on his way to the ring**

Remy- It's me...it's me... it's the charismatic Remy. Of course now I am a Knight of the Raddical Kingdom, but you people wouldn't understand how great a decision that was.

**Remy gets in the ring where his unknown opponent is waiting for him.**

Remy- Hold on there kid I'll be right with ya. Kill my music!.....Ladies & Gentlemen boys & girls children of all ages....Raddical Kingdom proudly brings to you...one half of it's TNA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORRRRLLLLLD! The Assassin Remy Red! [still gets a mild pop]

**The bell sounds as Remy's Opponent (BJ Wonder) attempts a clothesline. Remy Red ducks and delivers a spinning clothesline. BJ gets up and he and Remy lock up in a test of strength. BJ over powers but Remy quickly twists his arm and goes behind him with a wristlock. BJ goes for an elbow and hits it, he attemps another clothes line but Remy ducks once again and performs his South Paw Shake Rattle & Roll!

[RemyRed]

**Remy goes for the pin 1...2...3. He then grabs a mic**

Remy- No surprise to any of you I'm sure, that I beat the ass of ole BJ Wonder here. But, with Edge dead there doesn't seem to be any competition in the tag team division meaning, Technically Superior, will forever own these belts, whether you all like it or not. By the way, rest in piece Edge & Alienoid..

OOC- How do you move the pictures you put in your posts?

[Shaggy]

***As Azrael finishes up with his interview the camera follows him as he makes a turn to go down a hallway and a loud bang sound is heard. Azrael falls to the ground holding his head and as the cameras turn the corner Shaggy is shown standing there with Old Rusty in his hands. Shaggy looks down at Azrael and starts to yell***

Shaggy: "Azrael you backstabbing son of a bitch. You want an I quit match then you got it. After how you betrayed me I would like nothing more than to make you scream like a bitch right before I take your title."

***Shaggy walks off as the camera fades to black***

[Sting Fan]

(A Place for my head by Linkin Park hits and the crowd is a little divided whether to cheer or boo as Sting Fan heads to the ring in his Signature T-Shirt, Track pants, and Hurricanes Cap. Sting Fan rolls in and grabs a mic.)

Well, well, well, isn’t this an interesting turn of events. It seems the hand of fate has moved me again in my pursuit of greatness.

The other night after heatstroke I was walking along with my tag team title and then all of a sudden Remy grabs me and says “c’mon we got to go”. I’m dragged to the entranceway and next thing I know Remy and I are destroying Alienoid on the ramp, I didn’t know what was going on.
Now as I was standing by watching it happen Legend Killer told me to hand him the pipe and for a second I considered handing it to him right in the head, I considered going with my morals and saving Alienoid, then I looked at the ground and saw MY TNA Tag Title (Sting Fan Stares at the title around his waist with a half mad look in his eye) and I decided…………MORALS BE DAMNED.

I had my morals during the Battle royal to decide the TNA Champion, I had my morals when Technically superior became CO Champions, and I had my morals when those Tag Titles were stolen off of Remy and I and look where they got me. Now at Heatstroke I saw Remy cast aside morals and we won the Tag Titles so from now on I say Morals Be Damned Because Technically Superior are going straight to the top of the heap in TNA and I aim to be right there at the top alongside Remy and Playa.

(Technically Superiors music hits Legend Killer and Remy hit the ring. Remy grabs a mic)

Sting Fan its great to see you have come to your senses. I watched you as we beat the hell out of Alienoid and I realized you were teetering on the brink of your morals. Well I’m glad to see you let go and fell because now just like you said Technically Superior is heading to the top of the heap in TNA and I’m glad to have you beside us.

(Legen Killer grabs the mic)

And to get there I agree MORALS BE DAMNED

(Crowd boos loudly as Technically Superior Pose and leaves the ring together

[Loose Cannon]

OOC: Sting Fan, it's Legend Killer, not Playa

[Quick1]

Oh yeah How did invisible get right back up?

[Azriel]

ooc: so did Edge quit or something?

[Loose Cannon]

OOC: Invisible feels no Pain, so he just got back up. Only when he was torched did he go down.

Yeah, Edge never officially quit.

[Sting Fan]

Oops my bad I will edit right now

[Splaya]

OOC: Invisible feels no Pain, so he just got back up. Only when he was torched did he go down.

Yeah, Edge never officially quit.


Yeah it was a hot face turn :naughty:

[Shaggy]

***Shaggy sits in his locker room watching the monitor seeing what might be going on in the ring when he hears a knock at the door. Shaggy walks to the door and opens it and sees Roach standing in front of him***

Shaggy: "What do you want?"

Roach: "You have been asked to put your gear on and make your way to the ring. LC told me to inform you that you have a match tonight."

Shaggy: "Against who?"

Roach: "All he told me was to tell you to get down there and that your match was next."

***Shaggy shuts the door and exits making his way to the entrance. Four Horsemen By Metallica hits and Shaggy makes his way to the ring. Shaggy starts to ask the ref who his oppenent is when What is a Juggalo by ICP his and Scorpion makes his way to the ring.

Scorpion gets in the the bell rings. Scorpion charges at Shaggy but he quickly ducks a clothesline and and lays Scorpion out with a dropkick. Shaggy picks up Scorpion and throws him into the ropes and delivers a clothesline of his own.

(I dont feel like writing a full match right now so I will just hurry to the end)

Scorpion and Shaggy both stand up at the same time and trade punches when Shaggy ducks a punch and kicks Scorpion in the guy and delivers the R U Lonely. Shaggy asks for a mic.***

Shaggy: "Azrael this will be you at the ppv."

***Shaggy locks on the sharpshooter and Scorpion begins to tap out. And right as the ref turns around Azrael runs down to the ring with a chair. Azrael slides in but right as he starts to pick it up and slam it over Shaggy's head The Playa grabs the chair from the ring apron and pulls it away. Azrael turns around and looks at The Playa and when he turns around again he sees Shaggy running toward him and quickly slips under the ropes and walks away holding his head still feeling the effects from earlier. Shaggy looks around and then sees The Playa and they both lock in a staredown as a commercial hits***

[The Dub]

The Dub comes to the ring to give his reaction to Azrael's comments made earlier. The Dub greets a kid while Hulk Hogan is calling him out from the stands

Hogan: Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you!
Dub(to kid): This is where saying your prayers and taking your vitamins will get you! Selling stocks and selling out your friends will get you further in life. The Dub is a living witness.
Kid: Uh-huh, yes, sir.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/081204/images/01.jpg

The Dub smacks the Hogan look-a-like and is proud of his actions.
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The Dub goes to kiss a baby
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Dub: Damn, I hope this kid ain't mine!

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Dub: You know, Azrael, you said something earlier that was definitely true. You do have two victories over The Dub. Since you like to quote Lionel Richie songs, I'll quote one of my own. You want a no holds barred, falls count anywhere match against The Dub? The only thing I have to say to that is that I will break my foot off in your ass (breaks into singing voice) ALL NIGHT LONG! See, Azrael even with your new attitude, you're still not a smart man. You just wrote a check your wrestling ability can't cash. To quote the old adage, " The third time's the charm". And on RAW, the third time will be the charm and you're looking at the next VBulletin champion. Thank you.

The Dub leaves.

[Loose Cannon]

lol at Hogan

[Quick1]

Raw tonight?

[Azriel]

Azriel is in the back. He has just come from LC's office

Azriel: Go ahead and run Shaggy, because at the PPV there is no way in hell you'll get away from me. Speaking about the PPV, I would just like to announce to everybody here that it's official. It'll be Azriel versus Shaggy, I Quit match, VB title on the line if I still have it, and the winner of that match will become the number one contender for the Intercontinental title. You see, even though I am already VBulletin champion, I don't plan to be one for long. I've already set my sights on bigger things. LC wants you taken out Shaggy, and he's willing to pay a hefty price to see that the job gets done. Granted, I could've asked for a World title shot, but the thought of you even remotely having a chance of becoming World champ makes me want to vomit my breakfast, and besides, LC is quite attached with the Radd-meister being champ, so I can understand that, for now. Shaggy, I will destroy you and i will make you the first sacrifice of my own exclusive Church, the Church of Ass-kicking. I will make you submit, I will make you say I Quit, for my name is Azriel, the greatest technical wrestler in this business today. (ooc: Since I'm Benoit, I'll roll with it all the way)

Oh, and don't think I forgot about you Dub. Yes, that's true there is a saying that says third time's a charm, but I'm sure you've also heard the expression three strikes, you're out? After I've beaten you on RAW, I want it finished between you and me. i can't stand to turn around and see that shit eating grin of yours. I've got better things to worry about. As far as I'm concerned, this will very well be our last confrontation. Dub, I can't stand you. I am sick of your very existence. Even those morons out there who have the gall to call themselves fans are reviled by your very presence. I'm going to make sure at our match that you end up in worse shape than that car of yours me and Shaggy gave an extreme makeover to not long ago. The Crossface is waiting for you Dub, will you answer it's call?

[Nowhere Man]

OOC: I'm going to finally respond to HHHitler's post tomorrow. I'd to it tonight, but I'm gonna go hang out with my friends in about an hour, and I don't like to make NM posts unless I have enough time to write a damn novel, so expect a big major post sometime tomorrow.

[Azriel]

We wouldn't expect anything less from you

[MVP]

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MVP and his lackey "Ralphie" appear in the ring about to be interviewed over the disputed IC title match at Heat Stroke.

Gene: "I'm standing here in the ring with former IC Champion....

MVP interrupts.

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MVP: "Whoa whoa whoa! When we introduce a man of my caliber, we do not mention any negatives what so ever. It is important that you address my accomplishments, even though there are so many, it's important that the MVPeons realize how great their leader really is.

Boos erupt from the fans who are obviously not MVPeons.

Gene: "With all the details aside MVP, I want to get your thoughts on your IC title loss at Heat Stroke."

MVP: "Title loss?! It wasn't a damn title loss, I was cheated. I worked damn hard for my long successful run as IC champion, and TRO cheats his way to victory by blindsiding me. But it doesn't phase me much; I'm far too good for the IC title anyway. It belongs around a poor wrestler's waist like TRO."

Ralphie nods, Lean Gene shakes his head in disagreement. MVP gets major heat.

Gene: "So MVP if you're too good for the IC title, what are your plans for the future?"

MVP: "It's inevitable that I will become the TNA champion sooner or later. But since it's safely protected around my colleague, Joey Radd's waist, I'll simply bask in the glory that is Kingdom Raddical and wait. Besides the MVPeons know that I'm the greatest of all time. Look at my astounding career stats; several federation championships, incredible matches, and the Hi-Lite Reel is the best damn talk show since Frieza.

Crowd pops for the Frieza Talk Show. Ralphie removes his shirt to reveal the words "RAW IS MVP" painted on his chest. MVP gets huge heat out of spite for Ralphie's atrosity.

Rap music interrupts Ralphie's flaunting.

Here comes The Playa! Huge pop!

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The Playa enters the ring and gets on the mic.

Playa: "MVP I am so sick of hearing you run your mouth week after week about 'Hi-Lite Reel this' and 'I'm the greatest' bullshit. Look playa, you think your shit don't stink, but you are shit, in the ring, and as a tlak show host. The fans know entertainment, and the Low-Life Reel is bullshit. The Playa gives the fans what they really want, which is The Playa's Party.

Huge pop from the crowd. Fans chant "PLAYA" in response.

Playa: "I want to prove once and for all that you ain't nothing you say you are. That's right, I want it to be you and me, ONE ON ONE! Can you dig that?!"

MVP: "Not only can I dig that dawg, but I'm going to bury your little gangster ass all the way down to Ricki Lake. In fact I have a little stipulation for you G; in the highly unlikely event that you defeat me, I will never run the Hi-Lite Reel again, but if I win, The Playa's Party is cancelled, now can you dig that, Playa?!"

The Playa shoves MVP, MVP knees Playa in the stomach. Ralphie comes from behind The Playa and nails him with a gold chain wrapped around his fist. Huge heat from the crowd.

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/jericho_c/images/50.jpg

MVP poses over The Playa and leaves the ring with Ralphie.

--------------------------------
3% of the fans also painted their chests with the phrase "RAW IS MVP". All of whom were overweight.

[Splaya]

OOC: HOLY SHIT MVP, I did not see that coming at all. Good RP. So its you and I on Raw Loser's show gets canceled match?

[The Ravishing One]

*awaits DE's response*

:shifty:

[obsessedwithwrestlin]

HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO SAY THIS, STOP STEALING THE PICS FROM OBSESSEDWITHWRESTLING.COM !!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! DELETE ALL THE PICS FROM THIS THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW (DELETE THE THREAD IF YOU HAVE TO). IF THIS IS NOT DONE BY THE START OF SUMMERSLAM I WILL TAKE YOUR WEBMASTER AND ANYONE WHO DOES THIS TO COURT BECAUSE YOU'RE STEALING THE SITE'S BANDWIDTH! IT COSTS US A LOT OF MONEY AND I HAD TO HELP THE OWNER OF OWW WITH BANDWIDTH PAYMENT. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. NO MORE WARNINGS! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. DO IT OR ELSE WE WILL DO THIS, IF NOT AT LEAST HAVE YOU SITE SHUT DOWN. THIS ISN'T HARD TO ASK. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF OUR BANDWIDTH. I DON'T GO STEALING YOUR FILES. I DON'T MIND IF YOU UPLOAD THEM TO YOUR OWN SERVER AND USE THEM, BUT OWW IS NOT YOUR SITE THEREFOR YOUI HAVE NO RIGHT TO HOTLINK/LEECH/DIRECT LINK/STEAL/ETC THESE PICS FOR MESSAGE BOARD USE. AS I SAID I KNOW SERVERS THAT HOST PICS FOR PEOPLE FOR FREE, USE THOSE GOD DAMN IT AND STOP RUINING MY SITE.

[Loose Cannon]

lol. Nice RP.

Alright guys. No more pics from that site. If you want them, you're going to have to use that other site he provided where you can upload them. I'm going to have to delete all the images.

EDIT: Alright, I deleted all I could find. I don't know if there is anymore, so if you know, tell me.

[Danny Electric]

It's rude to write in caps.

[Danny Electric]

A video is played on the screen of an upcoming Danny Electric interview.

Voice - "Finally the world get's to see why this man, the greatest wrestler that the world has ever seen destroyed his former friend The Ravishing One. This will be the most important interview in the history of sports entertainment. Make sure you don't miss out. This advertisement was payed for by the sexiest man in the world Danny Electric."

[Quick1]

I DON'T GO STEALING YOUR FILES.
Yes you do liar!

[MVP]

ooc: Anybody know any other sites like OWW for pics?

PS - I apologize, it was my fault that we had to be warned again, I thought it was bullshit at first, that's all. For TPWW's sake I'll stop.

[Loose Cannon]

WWE.com. For Jericho, just go to his profile or go to the Raw section for pics.

[Loose Cannon]

OWW Owner shows up on Heat
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OWW: DAM YOU PEOPLE. WHAT DID I TELL YOU? STOP LIVING YOUR LIVES LIKE THIS. PLEASE, END YOUR IMMORAL WAYS RIGHT NOW. NO MORE DRUGS, NO MORE SEX, NO MORE STEALING PICS FROM WEBSITES. THIS HAS TO END OR ACTION WILL BE TAKEN. I WILL VOW TO STOP THOSE WHO BREAK MY COMMANDMENTS.

**Raises hand and smiles.

[Shaggy]

^ HA HA HA HA HA HA

[LK]

lol

[Quick1]

VB title line:
Savior defeated Innovator and was crowned Champ
LC
TRO
Vacant
Savior
TRO...Stripped by Naitch
Savior
Splaya
MVP
Vacant
HHH
Areazel

Whats the TNA Championship title line?

[MVP]

OOC: HOLY SHIT MVP, I did not see that coming at all. Good RP. So its you and I on Raw Loser's show gets canceled match?I don't know if it's going to be on RAW or saved for the next PPV.

[The Ravishing One]

http://wrestle.ru/photo/stevenrichards/images/08.jpg


Get the F out :rant:

[obsessedwithwrestlin]

OWW Owner shows up on Heat
http://wrestle.ru/photo/stevenrichards/images/08.jpg

OWW: DAM YOU PEOPLE. WHAT DID I TELL YOU? STOP LIVING YOUR LIVES LIKE THIS. PLEASE, END YOUR IMMORAL WAYS RIGHT NOW. NO MORE DRUGS, NO MORE SEX, NO MORE STEALING PICS FROM WEBSITES. THIS HAS TO END OR ACTION WILL BE TAKEN. I WILL VOW TO STOP THOSE WHO BREAK MY COMMANDMENTS.

**Raises hand and smiles.
Cute ;)

[The Dub]

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Contrary to what Azrael may think, I know you people love The Dub! I can see by the last interview that Azrael did that he doesn't believe he can defend the VBulletin title successfully against me. That's what I've been saying all along. I told you Azrael that you will be a short-running champion. I wouldn't look past The Dub if I were you, for it will be your undoing. I don't care if you can't stand me. Hey, the ladies love what you call a "shit-eating grin." These fans love me and they need a VBulletin champion they can be proud of. Someone who can entertain them and be a role model as well, not some boring stiff like you. The TNA fans deserve better representation for the VBulletin title and on Raw, they will get just that. You say this will be our last confrontation? Fine. That's all I need to take that title from you. The Dub gives advice to investors all the time, so I'm gonna give you some advice to invest in your future in this business by taking a lesson from Innovator and just don't show. Just hand over the title and you can llive to wrestle another day. If you feel that advice is not good advice, then there will be consequences and repercussions for not heeding my advice. Fans, give it up for your soon-to-be NEW VBULLETIN CHAMPION!! Thank you.

[Azriel]

"Sad but True" hits and Azrael goes to the ring. The crowd obviously boos him

Azrael: Oh, boo me all you want. The fact remains that you all know I am a greater wrestler than The Dub will ever be. Want proof? When I won the VBulletin championship, ratings were at an all time high. I might have betrayed Shaggy, but you people still secretly love me. You need a champion in your life, not that piece of crap Dub who has delusions of grandeur. See, I don't have any delusions. I know I'm destined for greatness. I recieved a sign last night. When Randy Orton became world champion, I knew that nothing would stop me. Let me ask you all something right here and right now. Who would you rather have as champion? Somebody who's a rich snob? A guy who gives bad stock tips? Hey, I heard that the last guy Dub gave financial advice to jumped out a window on the 20th floor. It's a proven fact. I have the paper to prove it. Now, do you want him to be champion, or would you rather have somebody who is already a champion, who's soon to become one of People's top 50 most attractive people? Most importantly, I am just like you. I don't ride around in fancy cars like Dub does, and even though I'm not as rich as he is, I have more heart for this business than Dub will ever have. So you see Dub, I am America's choice, and you don't have to worry about me being like Innovator, I'll be there for our match. I wouldn't miss this match for the world.

[Splaya]

* The playa hits the ring and the crowd pops huge. He gets in the ring and immediately asks for a mic*


TP: Look there is no Playa's party tonight because there is no party. A week ago, MVP challenged me to a Loser's show gets cancelled match. Well I'm here to up the stakes a little bit. MVP, you call yourself the MVP of TNA. Well, bitch, let's put that theory to the test. In order for me to sign the contract for the match, I want to fight you in a best out of 7 series for the rights to the winner being able to host his show. The first 6 can be whatever types of matches you want. But if there is a 7th match, we should put a briefcase up into the rafters with a contract inside owning the rights to that show, and have a ladder match. I'll face you in a submission match, a hell in a cell, hell I heard even that little couple back there of Joey Radd and Savior wanna see you in a bra and panties match. The fact of the matter is this, name the matches and I promise I will beat you in the best of 7.

*With that Splaya drops the mic and proceeds to leave the ringside area.(

[MVP]

ooc: Playa I like your thinking.

[Splaya]

ooc: Well I gotta come up with something good once in awhile :(

[Shaggy]

***Four Horsemen By Metallica hits and Shaggy makes his way to the ring***

Shaggy: "Well I sit in the back and hear that Azrael was given a sign. That it was his destiny to win the title just like Orton won the title last night. Well Azrael, it might of been a sign for you but it was also a sign for me. When you left me you left The Church. First LC left us and then you further turned your back on it when you turned on me. That makes me the only one who is left in the Church and the doors are about to close on you. I wish you all the luck in holding on to that belt when you face The Dub. Because after you retain that title against him. You will lose it against me. You act like you shouldnt be worried about me and you know what maybe your right. I dont want you to be worried about me right now because that might cost you the belt to The Dub. I want to make sure you suffer and lose it to me. Because when the I Quit match is all over at the ppv. You will be the one screaming like the Bitch you are. Heed this Warning because at the ppv...YOU WILL BE SACRIFICED."

[Quick1]

Raw will be up on Wed when all of our wrestlers come back.

[Nowhere Man]

In case you were wondering why I didn't make my post like I said I would, it's because I've had some tragedy in my real life. One of my old high school friends died, and needless to say, I haven't really been in the mood for laughing.

Anyways, I think I'm gonna take a break from TNA and captioning and all that for a while. LC can RP as the Nowhere Man/Dude Love characters if he wants.

[Loose Cannon]

sorry to hear that Nowhere Man. That's rough.

[Splaya]

Yeah man sorry. We will keep this shit going for ya, so when you come back to us 100% we can enjoy it with you back with us.


Also, Lc when will the new show be up? And what is the card for the RAW? Are you considering MVP and I's best out of 7 series for rights to host our respective show?

[Shaggy]

sorry to hear about that Nowhere Man, its hard but it will eventually pass. We all need you back here at the forum. You are a big assett to this thread. It just wouldnt be the same with out your posting here.

[Quick1]

Hope everything gets better NM

[Quick1]

Paul: Hey Nino Radd is the corner stone of the kingdom....I'm just wondering if you got my back
Nino: http://www.prebble.com/scarface.wav
Paul: Ok, it doesn't matter who wins as long as we take out Radd

[LK]

Sorry to hear that Nowhere Man

[The Ravishing One]

TRO Makes his way out to the ring in a robe.

TRO: DE, so you think you're Team Sexy?! Well tonight i officially start my Team Sexy to defeat yours. I made Team Sexy and i WILL destroy Team Sexy!

So tonight i unveil to you..................*takes off robe to unveil t-shirt*

Team Sexy Pink and White. We're gonna kill off the Original Black and Pink Team Sexy.

My army will be announced soon!

Sleep well DE!

[The Ravishing One]

Classic NWO battle :y:

[The Naitch]

The Cock is in the building. Just kidding. Still in Hollywood for a few more days.

[Loose Cannon]

RAW will be up tonight.

[Loose Cannon]

**Paul sees Radd
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Paul: What do you want?

Radd: Hey look who's here. My old partner in crime Paul "The Wall." Hey man how do you like my World Title? I've had it for about 7 yrs now.

Paul: Look Radd, you piece of crap. You abandoned me and the TRU and joined with that other piece of crap, "King" LC. You picked the wrong guy to mess with and tonight, myself and El Nino will take you two jackoffs out for good.

Radd: Sure, whatever you say Paul. I'll say this though. I wouldn't screw with Kingdom Raddical if I were you. I saw the video of you and Ilt and that's okay, she was nothing anyway. Be prepared to have your ass handed to you buddy. Oh and after we get finished with you, maybe I'll let you scrub this World Title.

Paul: Why wait until later let's do it right now.

***Paul attacks Radd

***Backstage officials and some jobbers come to break it up
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[MVP]

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MVP appears on stage to interrupt The Playa as he is about to leave the ring.

MVP: "What the HELLLLLLLLL are you talking about? You'd never last 7 matches against me? Hell you didn't even survive one. I don't understand why an assclown like yourself thinks you have what it takes to compete at my level, but you asked for it. I'll give you your Best of 7 Series, but we're not going to need any ladder match at the end, because I'm going to defeat you in 4 matches...easily. So you best be getting your JIVE ASS in gear because the MVPeons are probably pissed that they hacve to see me in the ring with a piece of shit like you.

Oh and by the way, our first match is going to be an "I Quit" match, and it's tonight."

MVP's music hits and he heads in the back before The Playa can speak. MVP picks up big heat from the crowd.

---------------------------------
7% of the fans shaved their beards like MVP's.

[Loose Cannon]

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Sascha: LC, your thoughts on what just happened between Radd and Paul

LC: Paul, you better pray you make it out of that ring tonight with your arms and legs still in tact. Kingdom Raddical will sqash you faster then Radd sqashed Danny Electric and El Crappo at the PPV.

Sascha: What about MVP's challenge to Playa.

LC: MVP knows what to do. He knows this is business and Playa will be put in his place once MVP gets through with him. Kingdom Raddical reigns supreme in the business, get it? Now get out of my way Junior, I got to go rest for a few hours.

[Joe Kerr]

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One of RADDs Escorts -Radd! welcome back tonight is a big party for you...all the girls will be there.
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Mvp is seen talking to Disturbed when Radd walks in.
Radd- Got a minute?
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MVP- Welcome back Radd hows the movie?
Radd- not bad, I had my fun now Im back to whoop some ass. I think now is the time to make a impact. Follow me?

[Innovator]

ooc:

TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA! TNA!

[Quick1]

he still has 13 minutes

[Innovator]

I have a fever, and the only prescription is TNA

[Shaggy]

***Shaggy is seen in the back looking for another coke machine. While looking he finds a security gueard***

Shaggy: "Excuse me, where are the coke machines at?"

Guard: "Im sorry sir. By order of King LC all coke machines were taken away while you guys are here sorry."

Shaggy: "Damn you LC, Why must you torture me like this?"

[RemyRed]

Remy Red walks out of the curtains to a HUGE pop as the fans think TNA Raw has finally begun. He hits the ring and takes a mic.

Remy- Testing...testing.

He then drops the mic and walks back down the aisle and tells the AV Team that the microphones work. He then returns to the back as the crowd gets more frustrated.

[Quick1]

Paul: hey shaggy whats up?

Shaggy: There's no coke!

Paul: I saw DE doing some lines down the hall

Shaggy: Tempting...but no.

Paul: There's a Dr. Pepper machine.

Shaggy: I'd rather watch Smackdown.

Everyone: Hahahahaha
*Fade to black*

[Loose Cannon]

RAW IS GANGSTER (8/19)

JR: Hello and welcome to Raw is Gangster. BAHGAWD PRINCE, I just spilled my coffee.

Prince: hahaha. We got a great card for you tonight. MVP vs Playa "I Quit" match, Azrial vs The Dub in a heel vs heel VB Title Match and El Nino/Paul vs Radd/LC in the main event.

***Playa's music hits. Fans Pop.
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**MVP comes out.
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Prince: Well these two have been fighting over which interview segment is the best and tonight we shall see who wants it more.


MVP attacks Playa as his back is turned. MVP goes right for the legs of Playa. MVP does a Figure Four around the ring post, BRET Hart_style. MVP breaks the hold and taunts the fans.

**MVP gets back in and taunts Playa.
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MVP goes to the top and misses a dropkick. Playa unloads on MVP. Playa hits a backbody drop, a closeline and a huge powerslam as MVP came off the ropes. Playa goes to the top and nails an Axe kick.


**Playa sends MVP into the corner and here comes Joey Radd.
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Playa nails Radd off the apron.

**LC comes in and Playa takes care of him with an AXE kick.
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**MVP picks up Sir Orton and nails Playa in the face with it behind the Ref's back. Playa is unconcious.

**MVP locks in the "Walls of MVP."
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Radd awakes the Ref and the ref sees an unconcious Playa. He has no choice but to call for the bell.

Crowd BOOOOOOS

JR: Dammit, this isn't right. Playa was fighting three guys.

Prince: What, he was only fighting MVP JR.

JR: Give me a break.


**Radd raises the winners hand
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WINNER: MVP


------------------------------------------------
Match 2: Azrial vs The Dub: VB Title Match


**The Dub enters
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The Audience despises this Guy.


**Azrial enters w/ VB Title
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Fans don't know who to cheer for, but "Azrial" Chants break out.


Azrial and the Dub lock up. Azrial works the Dub's neck. The Dub counters and rolls outside the ring..


***ALL OF A SUDDEN "THE COCK'S" THEME HITS.

THE PLACE FLIPS OUT.

**COCK Banner is shown on the Tron w/ "HE's Coming" Flashing on and off.
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Audience boos at The Cock not showing up. :(


The Dub nails a distracted Azrial in the back of the head with his Cell Phone. Cover: 1.........2.......Kick out.

**The Dub is pissed and proceeds to use a Rope to tie up Azrial in the corner.
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The Ref breaks the count. The Dub argues with the Ref.

**Azrial gets up, The Dub goes for a Closeline and Azrial reverses into the crossface.
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The Dub is fighting it.

**Here comes Shaggy.
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Azrial breaks the hold and gestures to Shaggy to come get some.

The Dub comes up from behind and nails Azrial with the VB Title.

Cover on Azrial. 1............2............3 NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP.


Shaggy: What happend? **Shaggy smiles and walks away
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***The Dub celebrates the Win.
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Winner and New VB Champ: The Dub

-----------------------------------------------------

Main Event: Kingdom Raddical vs Paul and El Nino.

**Paul enters W/ El Nino behind him showing unity
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**KR enters.
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Staredown between both teams occurs. LC and Paul start it off. Some grapples and shoves occur. El Nino seems to want in and Paul tags him.

El Nino tears right into Kingdom Raddical. El Nino nails LC with a hurracunrana. El Nino takes out Radd with a drop kick.

**Crowd Erupts.

El Nino catches LC with a sick move off the top rope.
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Cover: 1.........2.......Kick out.

Radd nails El Nino from behind. Paul tries to get at Radd, but the ref stops him. Radd and LC Double team El Nino.

Lc tags Radd. Radd assualts El Nino with a wave of punches and kicks. LC is tagged back in as KR cuts the ring in half. LC whips El Nino into the KR corner and Radd chokes El Nino behind the ref's back. Radd is back in now without a tag.

Radd goes for the "RADD-IFIER," BUT El Nino reverses into a backbody drop. El Nino tries to get to Paul. LC comes in and grabs El Nino's leg. El Nino kicks LC OFF AND TAGS PAUL

CROWD POPS LIKE CRAZY.

Paul is in and is ready to unload on KR

**El Nino recovers AND PAUL KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE STOMACH. PEDIGREE ON EL NINO
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JR: WHAT THE HELL?
PRINCE: WHAT HAPPEND?????

**Paul Smiles.
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**Radd smiles.
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**MVP gets the drinks ready from the back.
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**LC nails El Nino w/ an LCKO to add insult to injury.
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**MVP is in and we see a Triple Team on El Nino
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**Paul pulls El Nion's mask off and gives El Nino 30 chair shots and MVP breaks a champaign glass over El Nino's Head.
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**Radd and MVP celebrate on the outside as LC and Paul celebrate on the inside
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**Kingdom Raddical Music Hits and the Four Men Stand Tall Together.
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END OF SHOW.

[The Dub]

great show.

[Shaggy]

***Shaggy is smiling in the back knowing that he just cost Azrael his title when The Roach appears***

Roach: "Shaggy what do you have to say for what you just did out there?"

Shaggy: "Well I wanted to send a message to Azrael and I think it got through. And when we meet at the ppv I will take his title away from him."

Roach: :wtf: "Shaggy you do know when you costed Azrael that match that you also costed him thattitle. So because he no longer has the title there is no way for you to win it."

Shaggy: :eek: "Damn It!!!!"

***Shaggy walks off wondering how he will ever get a singles title now***

[Quick1]

Before the show goes off Paul goes back to the ring and holds up a brick.
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And smacks El nino with it.

[Quick1]

*Camera zooms in at Kingdom Raddicals Secret hideout.*
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LC: Welcome, welcome Raddical Members and supporters. Lets Get in to our first order of business. A new member will be joining us tonight. Paul please step up here.

LC: Paul "the wall" Carrington do you agree to all the rules of the raddical kingdom yada yada yada and follow me?
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Paul: I do

LC: Paul tell them why I decided to have you in Kingdom Raddical

Paul (walking by pictures of wrestlers): This is Assman. I had assman beat in a title match then a man attacked him. After losing to me he decided to quit....This is "The Playa" me and fellow RK member Joey Radd ended this mans life. He was brought back to life but, eh.....Ah my proudest moment, SuperSlim a former great who I made tap out and quit...DeadlyHeaven was not to much of a wrestler but my Apprentice he's gone to...El nino another great we destroyed him and he will never wrestle again....I was also the last hardcore champ, 3 time VBulletin champ, longest running VB champ, and lasted a grueling 39 minutes in the Forum Frenzy.
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LC: Ok Lets go over our next order of business, legalizing cocaine
(Camera fades to black)

[Innovator]

*Highlights of Innovator on "Win Ben Stein's Money" appear on the titantron*

Ben Stein: Our next contestant is from TNA and is a real up and comer, welcome Innovator

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Innovator: Good to be here Benny

Stein: So with your busy schedule, how did you manage time to come on the show?

Innovator: Well considering the inept, blubbering idiot who makes matches in TNA decided to leave me off Raw is Gangster, I decided to win some dough here.

Stein: Greeeeeeeeeeeat, lets get to the gaaaaaaame

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Disco: Hey Innovator remember me? Disco Fever, Disco Fever, Disco Fever, yeah yeah yeah yeah

Innovator: Yeah thats great Gill

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Jimmy Kimmel: Our next question worth $250 dollars... name the biggest joke in TNA history...yes Innovator

Innovator: That would be Kingdom Raddical

Jimmy: That is correct, $50 followup...what is Loose Cannon's nickname for his wang

Innovator: Hmmmm...that would have to be the legend thriller I think

Jimmy: Once again correct

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Jimmy: Final round, lets see how many questions you can answer in 60 seconds, ready go! Who will be innovated soon in TNA?

Innovator: Kingdom Raddical

Jimmy: yes, what is Loose Cannon's show size?

Innovator: size 5?

Jimmy: yes, what is Loose Cannon's favorite toy?

Innovator: the easy bake oven

Jimmy: correct, what is the capital of Tailand?

Innovator: Bangkok

Jimmy: hehehe yes, who is secretly in the closet in TNA?

Innovator: Joey Radd and Paul

Jimmy: correct, who would win in a match, you or AJ Styles?

Innovator: the very concept of this match would shake the Earth to it's very core, throwing off all balance of the Earth, creating anarchy everywhere. Civilization as we know it would end.

Jimmy: Correct and we are out of time, you have won Ben Stein's Money!

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Ben: Well done Innovator, any last words

Innovator: Kingdom Raddical...thy will be done

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, Innovator is going to be huge.

[LK]

Good show LC

[Azriel]

Yeah, those last few RPs weren't exactly my best. This really though puts me in a quandry as to what I should do next, use the old "rematch clause" and challenge Dub again, or should I let Shaggy squirm and think about what he did in the knowledge that he screwed himself? What do you think?

[Bazooka]

*The God that Failed plays over the titan tron as Nowhere Man walks down to the ring with mic in hand.*

Nowhere Man:"Silence.*Music cuts as Nowhere Man slides in the ring* HHH, you're so dead you don't even know it. Let me give you an example of the carnage that is your future"

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*Titan trow shows footage of Invisible in flames*

Nowhere Man:"Oh, and for the record Invisible, you won't be comming back anytime soon. I made sure of that when I broke your spine and set you on fire. And if you do ever return, I will just be waiting here.... Now it's your turn HHH. At the next ppv, our match has been confirmed. It will be you and I going one on one in a no holds barred match."

*HHH slides out from under the ring with Nowhere Mans baseball bat and cracks Nowhere Man over the skull*


HHH:"Zah feeble amehican. ahahaha"

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*HHH spits on Nowhere Man and slides out of the ring, heading to the back*

[The Naitch]

*As Kindom Raddical celebrate up the ramp leaving El Nino bloodied and unmasked in the ring, The Cock's picture is shown on the Tron*

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"Finally The Cock will be coming back to TNA"

"Next Week"

*Kingdom Raddical start pissing their pants*

[Quick1]

*Paul, in ring.*
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P: You know what I have been hearing all week. Yeah you know the question; "Why?"....well I have a better question "Why not?" I tried to help the fans and that got me no where! There's a little saying that goes "Evolution is a mystery. A type of change that no one sees!" Well I for one do see. Its all clear to me now. I out smarted El nino and all you you stupid fans and was put in to a group of greats. Evolution is being one step ahead of everyone else and us four are. LC was the greatest champ, Joey is the greatest champ, and I will be the greatest champ. Don't think I'm cutting MVP out either, because in the distant future the 2 top players will be MVP and Paul "the wall".

*Music hits and camera fades.*

[Azriel]

Azriel is in the back with C-Fed correspondent Josh Cashews, and suprisingly, Azriel is grinning

Cashews: I am currently standing here with the former VBulletin champion Azriel, and Azriel, I'm suprised, I thought you would be more upset over your loss over The Dub.

Azriel: Well, I am still upset, but that shocked look on Shaggy's face when he realized he screwed himself over really made up for it. Plus, you and I both know, as a former champ, I have something called a rematch clause in my contract and baby, I'm using it. Dub, me and you are going to go head to head one more time for that title of yours next week on RAW, and Dub, listen closely, because I'm going to give you two choices for our match. I'll give you the choice of either having it be a Cage match or, the grandaddy of them all, Hell in a Cell.

Cashews: I thought though you said this would be your last encounter with The Dub?

Azriel: Yeah, because I thought I would win stupid, but obviously that didn't happen now did it? I realized something after my loss last night, it'll never truly be over between us. We are too competitive. We have this thorn in our sides which makes us want to one up each other. He's not happy that I have more victories over him than I do, and I'm sure I would be in the same boat if the situation was reversed. He finally got his first victory over me and it was a big one, so now I have to make sure it will be the only one. I've got big respect for him as a result of our match last night, which is why I'm giving him the choice of what match we will have.

Cashews: Any final thoughts?

Azriel: Shaggy, if you really want the chance to win that VBulletin title at our meeting, I really suggest you stay in that locker room. Oh, and a short message to The Cock. You want to make your return, that's fine, just don't do it in the middle of my match if that's not too much of an inconvenience, thank you very much.

[Splaya]

*Splaya comes out to no music and looks absolutely pissed off*

S: Ok MVP. You won the first match out of the best of 7 series. That's fine. So it's now my choice to make the next match. As much as I would just want to beat your ass 1 on 1, I'm going to get a little suicidal here. I want a 4 on 4 match as the 2nd match. It might seem a little absurd, but I want all you bastards from Kingdom rimjob to pay for costing me the first match. Now you say, who is going to team with you. Well I will leave it in as an open inviation for anyone to join my team as long as I agree to it. So I had some friends of mine in production whip up this graphic, show the graphic you sons of a bitches.

*Across the screen comes a text with "Team Kingdom Rimjob"

It shows MVP and LC hugging and Radd giving Paul a rimjob.

*Splaya's facial expression shows what everyone else is thinking. He is confused and bewildered as everyone else.

S: I did not get that picture of the rimjob :mad: Who did?

*All of a sudden Sascha comes up and talks to Splaya. He whispers something in his ear.

S: Ok Sascha did it.

*Crowd pops huge*

S: Anyhow the way it looks is Team Kingdom Rimjob with LC, MVP, Paul, and Radd versus Team Kicking your ass all over god's green earth with Splaya and 3 mystery partners.

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE SPLAYA SAID SO!

*Splaya drops the mic and awaits a response from MVP*

[The Ravishing One]

***TNA Velocity***

*TRO comes to the ring*

TRO: Firstly, what the hell am i doing on this second rate show? Im the IC champ, i should be on Raw is Ganster!

Secondly, i thinks its time to introduce two members to my team. So without further delay, Ladies and Gentlemen..... i give you

William Well and Danny Hung..........................The best tag team there is! they go by the name 'Well Hung'

I hope you're scared DE, because you should be!

[The Ravishing One]

Team Sexy:Pink and White is starting to shape up

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[Quick1]

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J: As a former Team Sexy how do you feel about the team sexy split?

P (holding sir orton for LC): Well Jill if you did your homework you would know that I always had a problem with Danny E. so TRO if I have some free time I'll help you take him out.

J: How do you feel about not getting your Vbulletin title shot?

P: Right now no one can hold the title for over a week and I held it for 7(ish) PPVs. Oh yes and before you ask Assplaya can go screw himself.

[The Ravishing One]

*TRO is seen looking for Paul "the wall" Carrington*

[Joe Kerr]

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a add for Joey Radd trading cards is displayed

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Joey Radd and MVP are playing games back stage

Joey Radd-- YESSSSSS I win again
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Mvp- God damn it do you have cheats on again..
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Radd- Cheats what? nah Kingxdom Raddical never cheats :shifty:
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Radd- Relax its just a game...Watch this..

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Radd- Heres whats in store for that genital wart "The Cock"
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Mvp--I like that remember last time Cock was here what happened to his car, He cried for weeks and said he wasnt coming back

Radd- Ive had my car destroyed no biggy I just buy another..I guess Rocks low budget indy films arnt doing it anymore :lol:

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MVP and Radd head to the ring

[Shaggy]

***Four Horsemen hits and Shaggy makes his way to the ring with a mic in hand***

Shaggy: "Well I have been sitting in the back these last few days thinking to my self what I did. You see for those who dont know at Raw is Gangster I ran out and cost Azrael his VBulletin title. Well I didnt realize it at first but when I cost him his title I basically cost my self the title. Well all that will change because Azrael I wish you the best of luck at the next Raw because I want you to win that title back. Because when its all over I want to do what I said I was gonna do. And that is humiliate you in the middle of this ring and still that which you hold precious right now, your title belt.

But you see Azrael has a match at this weeks Raw is Gangster and I dont. Infact I wasnt scheduled on the card for the last one either. Now I was sitting in the back when I heard Splaya saying that in his second match he wanted to do a four on four. His team against Kingdom Raddical. Well Splaya I would love nothing more than to get my hands on LC one more time so if you are still looking for partners then count me in. Besides dont think I havnt forgotten a few weeks back when you came down to the ring to help me. This is my way of trying to repay you. LC last time Azrael cost me my match against you but this time I will make sure I finish what I wanted to do at the PPV. Have A Nice Day Ya Jackass."

*** Shaggy walks to the back as his music plays and everyone gets up to go get drinks and snacks.....oh and those little foam finger things to. Those are always fun***

[The Dub]

The Dub is in the ring with his newly won VBulletin title.http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/bradshaw/images/21.jpg

I hate to say I told you so...actually I do like to say I TOLD YOU SO! I delivered on my promise to take this VBulletin title from Azrael and I did just that. Azrael went in thinking that he'd defeat me a third time, saying that that would be our last encounter and it will be just that. I'm the champion now so I call the shots as far as the stipulations for matches go. Rematch clauses only apply to the World title. I have decided that my first title defense will be against... Shaggy!

Azrael is seen in the back fuming at what he just heard.

[The Naitch]

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The Cock shows up on the Tron, Live via satellite

The Cock: Well look who it is. The Three Stooges aka Kingdom Raddical. Look, The Cock isn't here right now, so hold on to your strudels, The Cock ain't here to entertain you just yet. The Cock is here, in Hollywood CA, at Steven Spielberg's house to sign a fresh contract for his upcoming film entitled: "Hey Vern: It's Ernest, MVP, Joey Radd, and King LC, and when The Cock is gonna make his way back to TNA, he's gonna whoop ALLLLLL their candy asses!"

*crowd pops huge*

The Cock: So you managed to beat down and anihailate my boy, El Nino. That's cool. As we all know, wrestling is fake, and El Nino wasn't really hurt. As a matter of fact, he's 10 minutes away from me right now, shooting his next movie. Joey, you know what movie that is. Yeah. That's right. You didn't pass the audition, but El Nino did, he took your part, and now you're stuck in TNA...a failure. A failure, and a B-List two pump chump....right ilt?

*ilt looks at The Cock, smiles like this ----> :naughty: and agrees with what The Cock has just said*

*Joey Radd's reaction-----> :$ *

The Cock: :lol: Next week, LIVE on RAW IS GANGSTER, The Cock is making his return to TNA, and he's gonna wipe the smile off of Joey Radd's smug smiling, semen infested face, and he's gonna lay the Hollywood SMACKETHDOWN on Kingdom Raddical's candy asses!

*Fans pop*

The Cock: And at the next PPV, The Cock is gonna go on and become the NEW TNA Champion.....IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what The Cock is cooking!!!!

*<s>The Three Stooges</s> Kingdom Raddical all get pissed off because they all got served by The Cock*

OOC: Kingdom Raddical vs The Cock reminds me of The McMahon-Helmsley Regime vs The Rock back in 2000. :)

[Shaggy]

***Shaggy is standing in back when he hears the announcement that He will be the next contender for The Dubs title besides Azrael***

Shaggy: :eek:

[Quick1]

Jillian: TRO is looking for you Paul.....Now I must objectify myself.

[Shaggy]

***Shaggy is standing next to the entrance to the arena when Splaya comes up to him***

Splaya: "Shaggy, why are you standing out here. Shouldnt you be inside?"

Shaggy: "Im just waiting for something."

Splaya: "Waiting for what?"

***Suddenly a truck pulls up and a guy gets out and walks over to Shaggy***

Guy: "You Shaggy?"

Shaggy: "yea"

Guy: "Sign here."

***Shaggy signs the paper and the guy opens up the back of the truck and goes inside while Splaya stands looking at Shaggy***

Splaya: "What is going on?"

***Suddenly the guy emerges dollying a Dr. Pepper machine***

Shaggy: "Well if LC wants to take them away from me at the arenas then I will just order them myself."

[Sting Fan]

(A place for my head by Linkin Park hits and all 3 members of Technically Superior saunter to the ring.)

(Sting Fan produces a mic) Now I just sat in the back and watched Raw, I have to say it was quite interesting to watch what with the Cock saying he is coming back and all. But wait a second lets look back and see what’s wrong with that sentence. Oh wait I know …….. I sat in the back for the whole damn show. And not just me oh no right beside me for the whole night were my two faithful allies Remy Red and the great LK I mean what in the hell are TNA thinking leaving all of Technically Superior off of the show. Ratings could go to hell for this. But it’s ok because for me it just means another day of success with this TNA Tag Title around my waist. And also my good friend LK has promised me a surprise to make up for it.

(Remy picks up a mic) That’s right Sting Fan old buddy and you see like a fine wine Technically Superior only gets better with age and every day we hold these tag titles it becomes more and more difficult for anyone to pry them from our grasp. So for that I …… no we all, viewers included must thank TNA management for such small mercy’s.

(LK takes a mic as well) Now as Sting Fan said I have a surprise, But I’m glad to say its not just for him oh no it’s for everyone because you see next week I can guarantee you that Technically Superior will be live on Raw next week. Now I hear everyone talking about the return of the Cock but it is obvious to see that once word of the return of Technically Superior gets out I can tell you people will be saying Cock who.

(Sting Fan pipes up) And do you know why?

(All 3 at once) Because we are Technically Superior

(All 3 pose and then leave the ring flaunting cocky smiles and the TNA Tag Titles)

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Sorry about the lack of my posting guys I have had a few family problems and posting just hasnt been important. I'm sure I wasnt missed to much.

[Shaggy]

OOC: I dont even think we have any other tag teams. For a while there because I wasnt going for them and no one really posted about them I forgot that we even had tag titles. I guess LC better work the tag titles into a program or something.

[Quick1]

Paul: Ha ha you got Dr. Pepper!

Shaggy: I like Dr. Pepper

Paul: Oh.......Wheres that guy you stabbed in the back?

Shaggy: TRO is right down the hall...See him?

[Sting Fan]

(ooc) Yeah any program would be nice even if the titles were left on the backburner and all 3 of us were just put into an angle. But i have been told by LC that we will be on Raw so I will see what genius he has in store for Technicaly Superior.

[The Dub]

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The Dub enters with VBulletin title in hand.
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Dub: I stand before you all the new VBullletin champion! (crowd boos). As your VBulletin champion, I will be a fighting champion. To prove it, I have decided, given the approval of LC, to defend the title on Raw against Shaggy.....and Azrael! This will not be your typical triple-threat match. The only way the title will change hands is if the champion is pinned or submits.

J.R.: The Dub has got something up his sleeve.
Prince: It's easy J.R. He knows that Shaggy and Azrael hate each other.

Out comes Shaggy
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Then out of nowhere Azrael enters and locks in the Crossface on Shaggy while The Dub looks on with a grin
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The Dub leaves Shaggy and Azrael in the ring and goes to his limo, but Azrael gives chase. The Dub is giving stern warning to Azrael to not do anything stupid
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Dub: Now you calm down, boy! I'm going home! See you on RAW!

[Nowhere Man]

*HHHitler makes his way down to the ring*

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HHHitler: I heff to say, I am qvite disappointed by ze display of sheer cowardice by zis Noverre Mann. Tvice I heff left him laying after getting ze better of him, unt he has yet to respond to any of my attacks. I suppose he, just like ze rest of you inferior Americans, is ready to throw in ze towel at ze first sign of trouble. Vell zen, I guess I chusst heff no opponent for ze PPV, unt can consider myself undefeated. Is gut, ja?

*The lights flicker and go out*

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Nowhere Man: For years, I had bled for the masses of ingrates, breaking my body and tearing at my soul for their cheap amusement. I vowed to never again make a mockery of such barbarism. And now I see a man parading around in jack-boots and talking about killing Jews? You claim that I won't fight you because I'm a coward, but let me make this clear. I won't fight you because you are sickening, you are everything I swore off years ago.

I swore that I would never let him show his face again, but you have pushed too far. You have brought this upon yourself by standing in the way of my Destiny. I will not fight you, but I know someone who will.

I know someone who will play your game and beat you at it. You will be the effigy that I burn, and he will be my torch. For you see, there is one place more dangerous than the Gas Chamber for someone like you. And that place is....

*HHHitler looks in disbelief*

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HHHitler: Nein! Not zat!!! Anyssing but zat!!!

Voice: That's right....that place is.....


The LOOOOOOOOVE SHACK!!!!!!!

*THE DUDE struts down the ramp with his honeys*

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Dude: That's right baby! The Loved One is back in business! Now I don't know what you think you're doing runnin' around with all that Nazi schtick, but I gotta tell you, the Dude is not feelin' the Love tonight. In fact, the Dude's feelin' quite a bit of the opposite, and I can't say the Dude digs it. So Mr. H, I think we're gonna have to teach you how to make Love, not War. All the missiles and machines guns and bombs in the world can't out-match my LOOOOVE GUN, my friend, and at the PPV, you're going to learn that the hard way. No holds barred? That's just the Dude's bag, baby. OWWWWWWW, HAVE MERCY!!!!

*A furious HHHitler charges up the ramp, only to be met by a swift kick to the groin by the Dude, who struts off backstage*

HHHitler: Acchhh! Mein Bratwurst!

*End of segment*

[Shaggy]

***Four Horsemen hits and Shaggy makes his way out to the ring***

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***Shaggy grabs a mic and begins to speak***

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Shaggy: "Well I guess I must hand it to ya Azrael. You got me. You got me in the ring and stuck me in the Crippler Crossface and injured my arm. Im trying to consult with docters right away and hopefully I will be ready for the match on Raw is Gangster. But Every docter I have talked to so far has said that it might not happen. Thanks to you I might not be able to be in the 3 way match. Because of you I might have to wait even longer for a title shot. I couldnt believe it when The Dub said that he would give me a title shot. And now Azrael you had to go off and ruin it. When it was said that the match would be Triple Threat I was excited for two reasons. One because I could kick your ass earlier than expected and because I could also win the title. But now it seems that all that happyness has gone down the drain. You see I know now that with my arm injured that gives you an advantage for the I Quit match. But dont worry. By the time the match begins at the ppv I will have an advantage my self. Have A Nice Day Ya Jackass."

***Shaggy gets out of the ring and walks up the rampway as the segment ends***
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Alright this was my first post again trying to use pictures. I hope they all came out alright.

[The Ravishing One]

*TRO is seen talking to Paul*

[The Naitch]

To hype up The Cock's return....

This RAW IS GANGSTER Flashback Moment is brought to you by

Preperation H. To sooth the swelling and relieve the itch and pain...

[April 12, 2004]

*The Cock's music hits as The Ravishing One and Danny Electric stand in the middle of the ring. The Cock grabs the mic*

The Cock: Do you remember, when you two guys were taking a shower after the show? Do you guys remember what you guys were doing to eachother? :wtf: Well what you didn't realize, was, yeah, that's right, The Cock was there. Lurking in the shadows, and he overheard your conversation. The Cock wants to let the people know....that Danny Electric..... HAS A 3 INCH PENIS!!!!!

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*Fans pop, as TRO tries to console Danny*

TRO: :rant:

Danny: :$

This RAW IS GANGSTER Flashback moment was brought to you by Preperation H....To sooth the swelling and relieve the itch and pain...

[The Naitch]

For some odd reason, the monkeys in the back accidently showed some old clips of Dark_Kane: FATHER OF THE CHURCH OF ORTON, playing games backstage with Mr. Marcus and Savior

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Dark_Kane: So guys. What's up. I'd like to invite you to my BBQ next Sunday. Bring your own beer, though.

Marcus: Will there be a Pinata?

Savior: Filled with candy, right DK?

Dark_Kane: Only if you let me bring this spinny-magig. This thing is off the hook!

Marcus: Sure, you can bring it to the BBQ. But make sure to have it back first thing Monday Morning.

Dark_Kane: Cool

(This RAW IS GANGSTER Flashback moment was brought to you by Dad's Rootbeer: The Rootbeer you can drink while driving, but when a cop pulls you over, just say it's DADS')

[The Naitch]

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Apparently, Dark_Kane's BBQ was a success. But he forgot to tell Marcus and Savior that THEY were the main course. Dark_Kane eats dead people.....

[Splaya]

ooc: It must be boring in here the past couple of days.

Anyhow, onto my segment.


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*Splaya is seen walking in the back when the Roach catches up with him

R: Splaya how do you feel about no one getting into the 4 on 4 match.

S: Well it's a pity but I've decided to change MVP and I's match from a 4 on 4 match, to a 1 on 1 Submission match. And MVP you mark my words, I will make you tap out, bitch.

*Splaya walks away from the Roach and heads out of the arena*

[The Naitch]

is TRO a face now? lol

[Innovator]

ok who is still a face? I know I am...who else?

[Nowhere Man]

The Dude's definitely a face.

[Innovator]

HAVE MERCY DADDY-O!

[Loose Cannon]

RAW will be up eathier Tommorrow. or FRI.. PPV: The Weekend.

[MVP]

I'll post the Hi-Lite Reel tomorrow, regardless if RAW is up or not.

[Danny Electric]

COMING SOON TO TNA

[Shaggy]

COMING SOON TO TNA


***Crowd Pops big time***
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***Then the crowd pops again when on the TNA Tron the words Shaggy Post 1500.***

I figured I should make my 1,500 post in this thread since its where most of mine have probably came from.

[Quick1]

Whats the card for RAW?

[Shaggy]

I was wondering that my self earlier today?

[Innovator]

*video of Innovator airs, including footage of before he grew his hair and before TNA*

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ooc: right click to save

[MVP]

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Short Fuse Burning by Less Than Jake blares from the speakers and MVP and his lackey Ralphie emerge from the back. Ralphie's shirt reads Hi-Lite Reel OWNS in spray paint. MVP notices a fan in front of him holding a sign that says "Playa's Party > Hi-Lite Reel". MVP grabs the sign and tears it apart, Ralphie curses at the fan. MVP slides in the ring and sits in his chair while Ralphie sits on the couch for MVP to speak.

MVP: "It's great to be back here in the trailer park trash capital of the world, for RAW IS KINGDOM RADDICAL!"

Huge heat from the <S>white trash</S> fans.

MVP: "Thank you now would you all please shut up because you're viewing the best interview show on TV right now. Yes folks, get used to seeing the Hi-Lite Reel weekly because last week I beat the crap out of that little piss-ass The Playa, I will do it again tonight, and again next week, and again the week after, until The Playa's Party is cancelled and I prove once again that this show is the greatest of all segments."

"Tonight my guest is quite possibly the biggest TNA legend that has ever graced this ring besides myself, LC, Joey Radd, and Savior, but he abandoned the ring because he just couldn't hack it anymore and went on to shoot movies. Ladies and gentlemen, returning to the ring for the first time in several months, please welcome, THE COCK!"

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The crowd pops as if Owen Hart came back from the dead. The Cock approaches the entrance, stops and listens to the fans scream, The Cock struts down the ramp heading toward the ring. The Cock stops again and poses before he goes on top of the turnbuckle and holds his right arm high. The cheers are defeaning. The Cock is about to take a seat, but he gets
one look at Ralphie and decides to stand instead. The Cock takes the mic.

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The Cock: "Finally, THE COCK HAS COME BACK TO TNA!"

The pops are even louder than before, an angry MVP speaks.

MVP: "Hahaha well I must say you really have a way with making these idiots lose their voices, for a quitter."

All the cheers turn to boos, MVP smirks as The Cock gets ready to interrupt.

The Cock: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA! Shut your mouth, first of all The Cock is no quitter, The Cock didn't turn his back on the fans. Because the millions (crowd repeats) and millions of The Cock's fans stayed by his side as he graced the silver screen in Hollywood. When the Cock left TNA he left his legacy in the ring, so in turn, The Cock has always been part of the heart of TNA, as for you, your head is shoved so far up King LC's candy ass you can't even see how much of a jabroni you really are.

Huge pop. MVP, looking furious, retaliates.

MVP: "Hold it right there, Teeny Cock. Your legacy means nothing in this ring anymore because you turned your back on these people; they are now MVPeons. You may have graced the silver screen, but all you care about is the color green. It's just pitiful that all these idiots are too naive to realize that you don't care about them at all. You only care about The Cock. Haha, The Cock, I'm standing in the ring with a TNA legend, I'll admit it, but you're old news. Kingdom Raddical is the new innovator of sports entertainment."

"Face it Cock, you've been replaced." MVP gets the most heat he's ever gotten. The two stand face to face in the middle of the set.

The Cock: "How's your lips?"
MVP: "What?"

The Cock hits MVP with two hard right hands, and signals to the crowd for the third punch, but Ralphie grabs a hold of it.

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Out comes Kingdom Raddical to help the assault on The Cock. All 5 men lay the smackdown on The Cock until....

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The Playa comes out of nowhere and attacks MVP.

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Shaggy sneaks in from the crowd and takes down Savior.

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and Innovator jumps LC from behind and assaults him.

After about 30 seconds of fighting The Cock gets on his feet with grace. Kingdom Raddical manage to fight their attackers off, but they're left dazed. The Cock capitalizes by knocking Savior right out of the ring with a hard clothesline. MVP runs after The Cock but is thrown right out of the ring onto the railing, and LC is knocked out of the ring with another clothesline. Joey Radd tries to nail The Cock with the TNA title, but The Cock ducks and puts Radd in position for....

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THE COCK BOTTOM (or whatever it's called).

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The Cock poses on top of the turnbuckle and holds his arm up in victory over Kingdom Raddical. Crowd pops huge.

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47% of the fans have never seen any of The Cock's movies.

[Loose Cannon]

Hott Shit MVP. Great set up with Innovator DDT'ing me. I needed that.

Okay Final RAW CARD.

4 ON 4 Tag Match: Kingdom Raddical vs The Cock, Playa, Innovaor and The Dude

VB Title Match: Shaggy vs Azrial vs The Dub (Champ)

Special Interview with Danny Electric and TRO.

Technically Superior will also be on the show.

[Innovator]

YES! MVP YOU'RE THE FUCKING MAN!

[Nowhere Man]

Wait, is HHHitler in Kingdom Raddical? (I forgot) Otherwise, I'm not sure why I'd be in that match.

[Loose Cannon]

OOC: No. You're in that match cause you're the only babyface left I have that's not in a match. And I need to have TRO in the Interview. Don't worry the feud w/ HHH will continue Within that match.

[Shaggy]

OOC: I just thought of something. If MVP calls his fans MVPeons then does that make my fans Shaggets. :lol:

[The Ravishing One]

Looking good guys, keep it up :y:

[The Naitch]

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*Dark_Kane and his new bride: Lara Emily (aka Lady Crippler), are still ecstatic and happy about The Cock's return to TNA*

Dark_Kane: Honey. I am OFFICIALLY one of the millions and millions of The Cock's fans. I guarantee he's gonna take the TNA Championship from that loser Joey Radd

Lara Emily: Honey. I too love The Cock. Not yers. But the wrestler. Cocky Maivia. He really is the Great One. :y:

Dark_Kane: Hey, you're getting pretty heavy. Did you gain some weight? :mad:

Lara Emily: Uh.... :shifty:

Dark_Kane: Well. You better call up Betty for those Pilates classes. You've been slacking off and eating too much Ben and Jerry's.

Lara Emily: ok

[Danny Electric]

A video appears on the titantron, with the words "The Return Of The Great One" appearing on the screen. Then the video shows the face of Danny Electric.

DE - "I know all my fans are probably wondering, where is Danny Electric, the one they call the Gigolo, the true ravashing gentleman of TNA. Well you see fans, Danny Electric is too great to grace with his presence. Danny Electric would just make you faint and then you'd have to go to hospital and well I don't want to pay your god damn hospital bills, you bunch of redknecks.
Anway, Loose Cannon I'm not going to appear on your god damn interview unless I have your assurance that The Ravishing One can't come close to me. I had to spend a long time of my life smelling his breat and listening to him go on and on. Well I haven't got time for that. So Loose Cannon assure me that the interview will be short. I have a manicure early the next day, I won't miss it."

[Splaya]

The promo that I cut will now be for mine and MVP's 3rd match.

[Savior]

*Paul is seen walking down the hall*
The Dude: Hahaha The cock whooped your ass!
Paul: Oh you think your funny? Well I've been told by LC that the kingdom will be in a match against Cocky, Innovator, Playa. How about you join them so I can whoop your ass!

Paul: Oh yes and heres a taste of whats to come
*Paul kicks the dude in the jewels*

[The Ravishing One]

I think its time to announce another member for Team Sexy:Pink and White.

[The Ravishing One]

TRO makes his way down to the ring with fellow Team Sexy mates 'Well Hung' (William Well and Danny Hung)

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TRO: OK its time to announce a new member to help me in my quest to eliminate DE

*Crowd cheer*

So ladies and gentlemen i give you a future hall of famer, i give you.........SUPERSLIM

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*Slim comes out and before entering the ring tries to walk on a pair of giant shades that were left at ringside*

TRO: Also i think its time to get rid of some members that haven't been pulling their weight.......*Well Hung look confused*

TRO and SLIM beat up Well Hung to an excited crowd.

The new Team Sexy: Pink and White is born

[SuperSlim]

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"Yeah I finally got a new look. And yes I am back. Got a call form my guy here TRO talkin about what's been goin on here and decided that it was time for the great one. The legendary one to make his return. Eat your hearts out ladies."

[The Naitch]

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Break kayfabe, The Cock and Joey Radd go to the casino to shoot the shit

Joey: Hey Cock, you know Superslim is back in TNA right?

Cock: Super who?

Joey: Some guy

Cock: k I don't care. Anyways, you know that you're gonna be handing me the strap at the next PPV right?

Joey: I know :( But hey, I've been champ way too long. You're much better. And you're championship material, unlike me

Cock: Damn right bitch

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*Later on, The Cock is seen here with Joey's wife*

Cock: Damn I'm hot. Not only am I going to win the TNA Title from Joey, I'm with his hot ass wife and I'm going to lay the strudel on her candy ass

Joey's wife: Shhh...Cock. You naughty boy. :naughty:

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BUSTED!





Just kidding

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*Later on, The Dude (The Cock's former Deputy) is seen here raising some hell before the big PPV*

[Savior]

*Paul watches monitor in disgust*
Paul: I made him quit!.....I need to talk to TRO.

[Loose Cannon]

RAW IS GANGSTER (8/27)

JR: Hello everyone and welcome to Raw is Gangster. We got a lot of crap for you tonight.

Prince: Yeah, I just shook hands with Cock a little while ago JR.

JR: Keep your private stories to yourself Prince.



MATCH 1: VB Title Match- Shaggy vs Azrial vs The Dub (Champion) You have to pin the Champ to win the Title.


**Shaggy enters as Azrial comes from the crowd, hits him with a chair and locks in the Cross face. Match hasn't even started.
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**The Dub takes his sweet ass time to come to the ring.
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The Dub: Thank you for your support and as you can see, quite a little brawl is going on in the ring here.

**The Dub puts the mic in Shaggy's face.

The Dub: Hel Fella, How's that feeling?

**Shaggy is knocked out.

The Dub: I guess he fainted when he saw The Dub coming his way. Happens a lot know and days, especially with Hot Mothers. haha.


**The Dub takes his suit off and kicks Azrial in the back of the head as the ref finally rings the bell.

The Dub closelines Azrial right out of his boots. The Dub picks up Azrial and hits a suplex.


*Shaggy off the rope with a dropkick to The Dub
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Cover: 1.....2.........Kick out.

Shaggy goes over an unloads on Azrial. Shaggy hits a Downward Spiral on Azrial.

Cover: 1...2...Broken up by The Dub.

The Dub goes outside and grabs a chair. The Ref takes it away from him.

**Shaggy spears Azrial.
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Shaggy goes for a Spear on The Dub and misses and goes flying into the post.

The Dub covers Shaggy, but Shaggy kicks out. Now Azrial has a chair. The ref sees him and tries to take the chair away from him. The Dub pulls out his cell phone and smashes it over Shaggy's head.

The Dub closelines Azrial and then covers Shaggy..1.........2.......3


Winner and still Champion: The Dub


Post Match: Azrial is pissed and unleases an attack on Shaggy with a chair. He gives him 20 shots to the back and leaves him a bloddy mess.
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**Shaggy grabs mic: Azrial you son of a BITCH. This Sunday we are going to end this thing once and for all. I want you in a Street Fight Match. No rules, just me kicking your ass. It's over my freind.

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**The Commish, Mr Marcus appears:

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"King" LC has just told me to come out and inform everyone that Shaggy vs Azrial has just been signed for the PPV. And the winner of that match will recieve an IC Title shot at the next PPV. Have a good day.


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Special TRO/Danny Electric Interview.


**TNA Announcer JR makes his way to the ring to conduct this interview.
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JR: I understand TRO requested some time to come out here and talk to Danny Electric face to face. TRO has something important he wants to say and something that has been bpthering him for the last 24 hours. So TRO come out here and say what you have to say.


**TRO appears without his Title and without Team Sexy.
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TRO: You're all probably wondering why I want to speak with Danny Electric after he turned his back to me. I know you all probably think I should be kicking the crap out of him right now.

**Huge Pop.

TRO: But, this isn't about what you people want. This is about a freindship that has lasted longer then any other freindship in the history of the world. Danny, I want you to come out here cause I've got something to say man.

**Danny Electric appears with a new look.
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Danny Electric: You're lucky I don't beat your ass right now.

TRO: Hey man, I'm not here to fight. I just want to talk to you. Look man, wev'e been through a lot these past couple of weeks. I still don't know why you did what you did, but that's in the past. I understand if you're mad at me, but why?

Danny: Why am I mad at you? You want to know why. 10 years ago me and you came into this business together, as partners, as freinds, as family. We did everything for each other and would not let the other one down. You and I were the closest team ever assembled and helped each other when times were hard. Over the past year, I've watched you become a World Champion and I've stuck by you thick and thin. But, where you there when I wanted a Title shot? No. I requested a Title shot and you said that's not what freinds do to freinds. You said Freinds don't fight each other. So, I let it slide and I backed off. A couple of months later when it looks like Team Sexy is going nowhere, I still stuck with you hoping you might get another chance to shine again. And then you get an shot at the IC Title. You win the Title and guess what? Once again you turn me down for a chance at a Title. You pissed on me twice TRO and that was the last time. I'm sick and tired of being your lacky. It's my time to shine and my time is now.



TRO: Is that what this is about, a Title shot? Look, you've got your shot, but this whole deal isn't worth it. Me and you have been though everything together. When you broke your neck back in 98, who was there for you everyday helping you rehab? When you got got in some trouble with the law, whobailed you out? Yeah, it was me, your freind, your best freind. What are we fighting over? A piece of tin? This is ridiculous man, I say right here, right now, you shake my hand and we end this thing. We got back to being the most dominent force in Federation History. We take this Federation by Storm. We are Team Sexy.

MEGA POP FROM AUDIENCE


**TRO sticks his hand out.

**Danny Electric pauses and looks at TRO's hand with a somber look on his face.
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**Danny Electric pushes away TRO hand then gives him a hug.
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*JR is crying a river
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**People are crying in the stands
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:'( :'(


PRINCE: Team Sexy is back together.

**TRO and Danny Electric hold up thier hands to the audience.


WAIT A MINUTE

Out from the back comes Technically Superior. Danny Electric pulls away from TRO and Technically Superior attack TRO.
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CROWD: :eek: :eek:

**Spike Pile Driver to TRO.
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**Danny looks real surprised.
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**Technically Superior hold TRO as Electric hits the "Electrifier"
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DE: You're nothing without me you stupid piece of crap. I never needed you or your charity. That belt wil be mine.

**Superslim comes out and pulls TRO out of there.

DE and Technically Superiror smile at what they have done.

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Main Event Coming Soon. Like a little Later.

[MVP]

RDD's reaction to Team Sexy not getting back together.

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[Savior]

:lol: at the fans crying.

[The Ravishing One]

:lol:

[Savior]

LC: Ok guys lets send Mr. Hollywood back to California.
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JR: The main event is up next!

[The Naitch]

I love the fact that Danny is portrayed as Shawn Michaels. It's perfect. Besides, Team Sexy reminds me of DX. Rick Rude was in DX alongside Michaels. Good job LC :y:

[Loose Cannon]

Main Event: Kingdom Raddical vs The Cock/Playa/The Dude/Innovator


**Kingdom Raddical enters.
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Playa/Dude and Innovator all enter.


**The Cock enters.
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The Dude and Paul start it off. The Dude gets in a sweet closeline followed by a back drop. The Dude dances around the ring. Paul comes back and nails the Dude in the back of the head. The Dude comes back and nails a Double Arm DDT. The Dude whips Savior into the ropes, but LC pulls the top rope down and the Dude goes flying over.

**HHHitler comes out and attacks the Dude. HHH chokeslams The Dude on the solid steel.
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We are down to 4 on 3 as The Dude has been injured. Playa and MVP are in now. Playa hits MVP with a dropkick off the top rope. Playa then tries to hit MVP with an AXE kick, but MVP reverese into THE WALLS.

Playa gets to the ropes. MVP tags in LC and LC hits Playa with an LCKO. 1....2.......Innovator breaks up the count. LC is pissed and tags in Joey Radd. LC then goes after Innovator and they fight on the outside. Playa tags The Cock and The Cock unloads on Radd.

**Innovator hits the "Innovative Flow" on LC on the concreate. Innovator poses to the crowd and leaves the arena doing what he set out to do.
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Down to 3 on 2 as LC is knocked out and Innovator has left. Radd and Cock are fighting in the ring. Cock hits a spinebuster on Radd. 1.....2....MVP breaks it up. Playa comes in and takes out MVP. PAUL attacks Playa.

Paul tries to attack The Cock.

**COCK BOTTOM COCK BOTTOM ON Paul
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Radd comes from behind and sets up for the "Radd-Ifier, but Cock reverses into a


*COCK BOTTOM
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1....2.....3 The Cock/Playa/Dude/Innovator win it.


Post Match: The Cock goes and takes Radd's World Title and holds it up to the crowd. Radd gets up and sees him with the World Title as The Cock smiles.
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END OF SHOW.

TNA COOL BREEZE CARD POSTED SOON.

[The Ravishing One]

Good show LC :y:

[The Naitch]

The TNA Flashback Moment is brought to you by

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Feel the Buzz, Feel the sting!!!!

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[April 2004]

The Ravishing One: Hey Naitch. I popped a zit again

The Naitch: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

_______________________


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*The Cock arrives at the arena*

The Cock: Finally The Cock has come back.....HOME!

*Fans pop*

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*TNA Announcer: Jenna G walks up to The Cock*

Jenna G: Cock. Good to see you again! I missed you so much

The Cock: Good to see you too, mama!

Jenna G: So why do you have a guitar in your hands?

The Cock: Well mama, the TNA fans, my fans here in Miami are gonna see The Cock do what he does best. And that's some straight up Gangster freestylin' for the millions *and millions* of The Cock's fans

Jenna G: Which means....

The Cock: Well tonight, live live LIVE.....it's time for THE COCK CONCERT!!!!!!!!

*Fans pop huge as we cut to The Playa and Danny backstage*

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The Playa: Did you hear that? The Cock Concert...here tonight! Damn I'm excited dawg

Danny Electric: What? Shut up. Tonight is my night. I showed TRO that I am the real sexy icon in TNA. Tonight should be about me, not The Cock

The Playa: You just jealous

Danny: yeah, I know.....

*The Playa hugs Danny very homoerotically as the camera's cut to MVP and Joey backstage*

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Joey: HA! The Cock Concert? Who does he think he is?

MVP: Yeah, he's a jackass. Speaking of ASS...bah god, you have the nicest ass I have EVER seen

Joey: Thanks man. Nothing but a good diet, proper rest and of course....Pliates classes.

MVP: Really?

Joey: Yeah, Dark_Kane told me about it. We were over at The Juice House in Malibu, when he introduced me to Windsor Pilate, fitness guru. She was hot. Plus she was mad flirting with Dark_Kane. I tell ya...Dark_Kane is the shit yo

MVP: Yeah, he's one cool dude. Father Of The Church....plus him and Lara Are gonna have a baby. Remind me to buy him a Father Of The Year t-shirt.... and hat

Joey: Werd

*Cameras' cut to Lara Emily in the ring*

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Lara: WHAT UP MIAMI!!!!!!

*a tumbleweed rolls through the ring with dead awkward silence*

Lara: Well, I can't wait to see The Cock Concert tonight. I...I.....line...shit....And...oh...

*Mr Marcus enters the ring*

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*Mr Marcus interupts her*

Marcus: Lara, you stupid whore. You botch everything in sight! You suck! Now get out of my ring!

*Lara starts crying her way out th ering and manages to botch that as well, Ultimo_style*

Marcus: Get out now. Ok....Now it's time. Time for the greatest superstar in the history of TNA to grace Miami tonight. The man, the living legend, the most electrifying man in Caption Entertainment....THE COCK!

*Fans pop*

Marcus: It's time for the Cock Concert!!!!!!!!!!

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*The Cocks' music hits to a thundering ovation*

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The Cock: Aloha mama. You like?

Jilian: I like! :naughty:

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*The Cock salutes the fans*


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*The Cock starts freestyling*

"Joey Radd is such a redneck
The dude cuts lawns to pay off his credit card debts
He's a part time wrestler, part time lanscaper, full time MORON
Damn Joey, you got an ugly body...put your damn shirt back on
You remind me of a girl that I once knew
MVP is so cheap, they call him jew
He wouldn't even let me borrow a dollar for some pop at the vending machine
Who needs him, he's just another teenage drama Queen"

*Fans pop huge as Lindsay Lohan is seen in the crowd smiling and cheering for The Cock*

"Check it
The Cock is in the building...HELL YEAH!
The Cock is gonna be the next TNA Champ...HELL YEAH!
Team Sexy....quit your Saved By The Bell shit
This ain't no soap opera
This is The Cock's show...So when I see you two fruits again, I'm gonna lay the smacketh down on ya!
You two fruitbag jabronis, no wonder no one went to see your movie
The only movie you'd make would go straight to DVD
Because TRO ain't nothing but a B-Lister...Same goes for Joey Radd
Joey, that movie you did with Al Green was terrible
Everyone knows Al Green takes it in the shitter!
Even Drew Barrymore confirmed the rumours, and so did Adam Sandler
I'm gonna pin you faster than you can say "Joey is a dirty disgusting simpleton landscaper"


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*Enter Sting Fan*

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*Sting Fan starts dancing for The Cock*

*The Cock still freestyling*

Well look who it is...it's Sting Fan
What up bro,
Why I'd aught to slap you like a two dolla ho!

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*Sting Fan's reaction*

*The Cock stops freestyling*

The Cock: Get out of here monkey. Joey, The Cock is in the building, make sure to say goodnight to your TNA Title, because come Cool Breeze, your title is gonna belong to The Cock

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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*All of a sudden, Joey and MVP come out*

MVP: Cock, you son of a bitch. Your raps suck! Yo Hebner Jr. Hit the beatbox noise, it's time for MVP to do this shit right

Check it
My name is MVP
and I'm with my homeslice...Jo--ey!

*Fans boo*

Representin NYC because I once met Lloyd Banks and Fifty!
At club 208, I was sipping on some hypnotiq and some Cristal
Bumping and grinding with my bitch: Mr. Raddi--cal!

*MVP slaps five with Joey aka Mr. Raddical*

So peep this, Cock
You can't hold my jock
and come Cool Breeze, Joey's gotta come out the champ
So suck on my nuts as we walk back up the ramp
Werd life

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Joey: Raddical!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO. GOLD.

[Splaya]

ooc: So the victory that my team won in the 4 on 4, does that count for one victory towards MVP and I's best of 7 series or are we only still on match 2?

[MVP]

I think you win match 2 so we're both 1-1. We can do the submission match next.

[Splaya]

Are you sure, cause it's your match choice next?

[MVP]

We can have the submission match if you want, I was thinking of doing the same thing somwhere along the line.

[The Naitch]

Make it a bra and panties match

[Splaya]

Will you ref? :shifty:






Seriously though, submission match sounds good.

[The Naitch]

I'd ref. It's up to LC though. That way, I could slap MVP around, Joey would then come to his rescue, then I could slap Joey around as well. And Cock Bottom The Playa for fun. Good times.

Actually I have a title match, nvm, I thought there was another RAW before Cool Breeze.

[Splaya]

Why would you Cock Bottom me :mad: I want to defeat Kingdom Raddical as much as you.


You could ref a later match though and slap all of them around, just not me :shifty:

[The Naitch]

I'd Cock Bottom you because you're a face that nobody takes seriously. :) Plus I'd do that for extra pops to send the fans home happy

[The Naitch]

Why would you Cock Bottom me :mad: I want to defeat Kingdom Raddical as much as you.

Actually I dont care for Kingdom Rad. They're just in the way from me getting the Title from Joey. Joey's like Moe. The rest are just stooges (especially PAUL)

[Splaya]

I'd Cock Bottom you because you're a face that nobody takes seriously. :) Plus I'd do that for extra pops to send the fans home happy

What do I need to do to be taken seriously. Could I be the cock's understudy, similar to what Eugene was to Regal?

[Splaya]

Also, while I am here, who holds what title?

[The Naitch]

What do I need to do to be taken seriously. Could I be the cock's understudy, similar to what Eugene was to Regal?

Hmmm. Actually that wouldn't be too bad. But just to make things clear.

WE ARE NOT FRIENDS!

But then again, you're "Booker T" so that wouldn't work. If you were like Goldust, Foley or Hurricane, it might've worked. Sorry, no dice.

[The Naitch]

Also, while I am here, who holds what title?

You hold the Women's title, remember?

And The Office Plant is Tag Champs with Chia Pet

[Splaya]

Nah I dropped the Women's title to Lara Emily a long time ago after Dark Kane threatned me. :shifty:


On a side note, I have been thinking of changing my character back to Foley. I was Foley, then I changed the gimmick to attempt to get Edge over. We all saw how well that went.

[The Naitch]

Nah, not now. If I was out of the Title picture, left with nothing to do, then we could go after the Tag Titles, like Rock and Sock

Not right now though

[Splaya]

That's fine. Just figured I'd throw it out. Would you guest ref the 4th match, though, to help our storyline. I'll give you my idea via PM if your willing to listen.

[Danny Electric]

That interview was awesome LC.
Who's in Technically Superior?

[Sting Fan]

Technicaly Superior is Me, Legend Killer, and Remy Red. Remy is away at the moment so all of my promos will contain him in some way to keep up appearances.

Edit - Me and Remy are also Tag Champions.

[Savior]

Good M.E.

[Danny Electric]

Technicaly Superior is Me, Legend Killer, and Remy Red. Remy is away at the moment so all of my promos will contain him in some way to keep up appearances.

Edit - Me and Remy are also Tag Champions.


Oooh you can be my bitches. :shifty:

[Azriel]

ooc: Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around for like a week. Been moving back to college, but anyway, I'm back. Hopefully, I'll still have time to RP, which I'll do later. By the way, I thought mine and Shaggy's match was an I Quit match. Now it's Last Man Standing? I don't really care any way. Plus, LC why would your character have Mr. Marcus be a part of anything in TNA? :lol:

[Loose Cannon]

Mr. Marcus offered his wife for a job and I had to agree.

[Loose Cannon]

And Shaggy/Azrial will be "I Quit" again.

[Azriel]

ooc: Thanks Chief :y:

Azriel is standing in the back with The Roach

Roach: Well Azriel, you are still not VBulletin champion but you do have your match against Shaggy at the PPV, which is I Quit rules and winner becomes number one contender for the IC title.

Azriel: The moment of destiny has arrived for me Roach. Finally, all my pent up frustration will be unleashed at Cool Breeze against Shaggy. What you saw on RAW was absolutely miniscule compared to what will happen this Sunday. I will make Shaggy scream I Quit like he's never done before. Now, unfortunately, the VB title will no longer be on the line, but I don't really care. That title was for crap anyway. Dub can shove it up his ass and die of dysentary for all I care. I have my chance to score a title match for the second richest prize in this business. Plus, I get to unleash all holy hell on my former friend Shaggy who has to be less than a 100% for this match after what I did to him not that long ago. Oh, and Shaggy, expect at least twice the number of chair shots this Sunday. When I'm through with you Shaggy, your mother won't even be able to identify your body when they take you to the morgue. You'll be just another John Doe for the state to bury.

Roach: You mean you're actually going to kill him?

Azriel: His career anyway. I'll leave him with just enough breath in his body to sustain him those next years when he's in his wheelchair, just so he knows it was I who retired his ass and left him crippled for life.

Roach: Would you like to give the fans some idea of a strategy?

Azriel: Simple. Beat his ass to the ground. Hit him with anything I can find. Lock him in the Crossface outside the ring. And move on to face TRO or whoever's facing him at the PPV for the Intercontinental title. Oh, and just to let you all know, don't expect me to cheat my way to victory like The Rock did to Mankind. That's just not my style. Chances are, it will resemble the Ric Flair/Terry Funk match, except I am not shaking his hand after the match, no matter what the outcome. Roach, when I was part of the Church, they taught me how to be a sadistic creature when I needed to, and at Cool Breeze, I'll show Shaggy that beast and he will be sacrificed.

[Sting Fan]

(A Place For My Head hits and Technically Superior appear at the top of the ramp. Legend Killer in his usual trunks, Remy in his Leather pants and silk shirt and Sting Fan in his T-shirt, Track pants and cap. Technically Superior then saunter to the ring.)

(Sting Fan takes a mic)

Shut the hell up. (Crowd Boos) I’m sick of you damn yokels now shut up. First things first, Cock its great to see you back buddy. And hey its great to see you still have that same old sense of humor. Having a midget impersonate me well done. But then from what your girlfriend was telling me the other night you would need a good sense of humor, Hell I know she would anyway. Oh and by the way tell her she can just pay me double next week if she wants I know moneys a little tight what with the “House” extension and all.

Now on to more important matters, Last night on Raw Technically superior destroyed the Ravishing One. We went down to the ring during the Team Sexy reunion and we drove TRO head first into the mat. (Crowd Boos) Now all day I have had jackasses coming up to me and saying why did you do it, why did you destroy TRO. Well I am going to make it quite clear right now we did it for the money.

You see over the past few weeks Technically Superior have had no challenges so we decided to branch out and expand our horizons and we found that there are quite a few opportunities out there for guys who have the ability to inflict pain and no morals to go with it so really it was about the money. But I must say there are times when doing ones job does bring a nice warm glow. (Crowd is all over Technically Superior.)

Now one last thing Cock I’m glad to see your back and all, and quite frankly if you want to make fun of me why the hell should I care it’s a free country. But Cock if you get in our way we will put an end to you. And we can do it quite easily because ………….. (All 3 together) We are Technically Superior.

(Technically Superior pose and leave the ring together.)



Edit - Just fixed a few typos

[Savior]

Fucking piece of shit I just wrote a long ass promo and it logged me out!.....I'll do it over again some other time.

[Azriel]

Also, while I am here, who holds what title?
Joey Radd is still World Champ
TRO is IC champ
Dub is VBulletin champ

[The Ravishing One]

JR: BAHGAWD DE!!! TRO IS GONNA BE HERE THIS WEEK ON RAW!!! YOU CAN'T STOP HIM, NOT EVEN WITH YOUR BOYS!!!! :rant:

Prince: :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

Card for TNA Cool Breeze:

The Cock vs Joey Radd: TNA World Title Match

TRO vs Danny Electric: TNA IC Title Match.

MVP vs Playa: Submission Match

The Dub vs Obsessed with Wrestling Owner: VB Title Match.

The Dude vs HHHITLER

Superslim and ? vs Technically Superior: TNA Tag Title Match.

Shaggy vs Azrial: "I Quit" Winner gets an IC Title Shot.


**More to be announced soon. I got to do a promo to announce mine.

[Loose Cannon]

**OWW Censor comes down to the ring.
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**OWW Owner grabs the mic.
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**CROWD BOOS THE SHIT OUT OF THE GUY.

OWW Owner: Well I see TNA has done the right thing and has stopped stealing our pics. As you can see, I brought some backup with me today to show TNA that there are a lot more of us. We come to tell you people to stop the unjust and look towards the right. We know what's best for the TNA viewers and we want to help you people change your ways.

I see I have been booked in a match with The Dub at the PPV for the VB Title. Well Dub, I am not just going to take your Title, OH NO. I will personally see to it that you have been washed away of all your sins and walk out of that match a new man.


**Unexpectedly the Crowd breaks out into chants of "ES...CALADE ES....CALADE....ES....CALADE. ....ES...CALDE." The Crowd is really behind The Dub.

**OWW leaves.

[LK]

*Papercut by Linkin Park plays as Legend Killer makes his way to the ring. He gets a mic and steps in the ring*

LK: Recently on Raw me and my buddies Remy and Sting Fan attacked and beat the living hell out of TRO. And now me and RR and SF have a match on Raw. But I know some of you can't wait for that so I have prepared a small practise match.

*Out comes some guy from the TNA training camp. The bell rings. The two lock up and with some technical wrestling the young guy gets the better of K. First time LK laughs it off but the second time he gets frustrated. LK signals a handshake but he sucker punches the young guy. He then goes on the offensive with some suplexes, a spinning heel kick, an elbow drop from the top rope and then the Downward Spiral. LK gets the three count as the rest of Technically Superior come out applauding. They leave together but look back and see the guy trying to get up. They go back and Red gets a steel chair. With RR and SF holding the guy LK punches him and then sets up the chair and gives another Downward Spiral on the chair. RR and SF then pick him up and with LK looking on they deliver a spike piledriver on the chair. LK then gets the mic*

LK: I am the future of TNA and like you saw my skills are of the highest calibre. And to all the other guys in the back. Don't feel bad about losing to us. Becasue in the end the fact is that we are just Technically Superior to all of you.

*They all leave with sadistic smiles on their faces as the EMTs come to the aid of the young guy*

[Loose Cannon]

YOU ARE on the PPV.

[Azriel]

:lol: Face turn for the Dub LC?

[The Naitch]

So, will The Cock be winning the TNA Championship at Cool Breeze?

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"I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know"


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Mr. T: Joey Radd? I pity the fool that steps in the ring with The Cock at Cool Breeze. I'm out!

[Savior]

(Scratched my other promo)
Paul: Hey LC Why am I not on the PPV card...
LC: So, I'm not on the card either.
Paul: Yeah but I'm a full time wrestler.
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LC: Hmmmmmm you want to accopany Radd to the ring?
Paul: Nah because when c-list actor loses he'll blame it on me.....How about adding me to the VB title match I still never got my promised title shot.
LC: I'll think about it.

[Kapoutman]

*In the backstage studios, Rick Theodore, the pride of Amqui, Quebec, is standing in front of a black wall, waiting for his own segment. The director gets impatient as Theodore doesn't seem to realize that it is his turn to talk.*

D: COME ON! I have champions and celebrities waiting to be interviewed here! I won't waste 30 minutes on you! Come on, talk!

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RT: Who, me?

D: Of course!

RT: All right.

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*Theodore smiles a bit and fondles his goatee just like some men would fondle nice, firm boobs. He finally pull out some words from his mouth into an almost coherent ramble.*

RT: Hey everybody, I am Rick Theodore. Last time, I nicely asked for my first match, but I didn't get any response. Some say it is because I suck, and while it is true that I truly blow, I prefer to think that it is because I wasn't really specific. Therefore, I will now try my best to become the greatest, meanest guy on the roster. At least I'll try.

*Theodore faces the camera, and his smiles changes to an almost intimidating grin.*

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RT: SUPERSLIM! I noticed that you are in need of a partner. Now, I don't know who "Technically Superior" are supposed to be, but I'll be damned if it is anybody that is stronger than me. LOOK AT ME! I used to spend weeks lifting cow dunce from one pile to the otehr at the farm! It made me stronger! You guys are just a bunch of sissies that hide behind a technical wall to hide the fact that they can't keep up with real men! Slim, I hope you will take your chance and pick me as a partner! I won't say it twice.

D: GOOD! Are you done? Because I have The Cock waiting for a promo right now.

RT: Now? Wow!

D: Yes, now. SO GET OUT OF MY STUDIO.

*Theodore leaves with a smile meaning satisfaction on his face. Will he be able to live up to his new, meaner attitude?*

[SuperSlim]

Slim is seen in the back by Jillian

J: Oh my, you lookin sexy today.

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Slim: Yeah whatever. What is it that you would like?

J: Well..

Slim: Besides that... besides you can't say that sort of thing on camera.

J: :$ Ummm....

Slim: Let me guess you want to hear about my big return to TNA, this thing with Theo, and my big match teamin up with TRO vs. Danny and uhhh... what's his face.

J: It's ...

Slim: Ahh his name isn't important. But let's get down to business. First we can't do it here. Let's move to somewhere more cozy.

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Slim: My bedroom might be a bit more comfortable. Now what is it that youwould like to know about?

J: Your return. Why?

Slim: Well After I left TNA I was destined to never return again. I had my place elsewhere. I was a star. Taken top guys to their limits ya know. Then I came back here to sit in teh crowd. Ya know just to check out how things were and seein a few friends in the back. Not tryin to start anythin then when leavin they try to run me down. They still had hate for me.

J: Really?

Slim: Hey now don't interrupt.

J: Sorry:

Slim: Anyway I was chillin back at the crib when I received a call. TRO was on the other line and we talked catchin up on things then was the big question.

J: Will you...?

Slim: Hey now don't interrupt. Anyway it was will I be there to help him out with his match with Danny and that other guy.

J: Oh.

Slim: And it seems like since I'm here I can finally settle some unsettled issues, like with Cocky.

J: That guy more limp then...

Slim: *clears throat* "You don't want to embarass him that much do you?"

J:: I guess you're right. Strange his name is The Cock though.

Slim: Why is that?

J: Well when he wanted a job done for him it was kinda hard locatin it. He may talk big but it's like he doesn't know how to get his little thing up. Ya know.

Slim: No, I don't know. But that's why I'm back in TNA. Now your next question.

J: Yes what about Theo?

Slim: Well I'll have to think about that. He does seem to have promise. But I'm just not sure yet. You'll have to ask me later.

J: O.K. and here is the last question. your big match with Danny and the other guy.

Slim: What you forgot his name already?

J: Well... :$

Slim: Don't worry you're not the first one to forget names after bein with me. Anyway as far as the big match goes, they made it personal when they attacked TRO in the ring like that. I knew I shoulda been somewhere close cause I could smell a batrayal by Danny and that other guy. So all I can say is be ready Danny and whatever your name is cause when the time comes I will show you why I was a living legend in TNA.

J: Well interview is over.

Slim: Well let's get the cameraman out of here and well... ya know.

J: Aight get out of here!

*Camera man kicked out of the room and the camera is broken.

[Loose Cannon]

**Kingdom Raddical in their locker room.
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LC: Who does that Innovator guy think he is? I mean he comes into my Federation talking all this crazy mind stuff and then has the nerve to DDT me on the floor. Yeah, he's in trouble now.

MVP: Yeah, deep trouble.

Radd: Trouble? Radd-ICAL.

LC: Yeah, I'm making a match with him right now. Me, "King" LC vs Innovator at TNA Cool Breeze. Oh yeah, baby. Paul..what the hell are you doing?

Paul: Check it out, Jillian is undressing.

LC: Come on Paul, this is ser........Woah check this out. Wow, hey fellas get the Cam.

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**Radd gets the camera.

RADD: Alright I've got it right here.

LC: Woah, let the King handle this.

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LC: Alrght, who forgot to charge the battery?

PAUL: ME? Sorry.

Radd: That's not Radd-ICAL man.

LC: Hey, put that thing away MVP. I know Jillian's got the stuff, but come on.

MVP: :shifty:

LC: Alright whatever. Oh yeah, I made the VB Title match a Triple Threat Paul. You have your shot now.

Paul: Cool.


**Edge walks in the room.
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LC: What the hell, who let you in the building?

Edge: Can I have my job back LC?

LC: Yeah, sure you can.

EDGE: YAY YAY.

LC: Oh wait, no you can't.

Kingdom :lol:

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Edge: That was mean.

Paul: I know.

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**Five minutes later.

LC: What, I thought it would work?

Radd: Come on LC, you can't just ask Jillian to come in here and strip for us.

MVP: Yeah, and plus we still have no battery.

LC: Good call, Alright guys let's go.

[Loose Cannon]

**Kingdom Raddical in their locker room.
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LC: Who does that Innovator guy think he is? I mean he comes into my Federation talking all this crazy mind stuff and then has the nerve to DDT me on the floor. Yeah, he's in trouble now.

MVP: Yeah, deep trouble.

Radd: Trouble? Radd-ICAL.

LC: Yeah, I'm making a match with him right now. Me, "King" LC vs Innovator at TNA Cool Breeze. Oh yeah baby. Paul..what the hell are you doing?

Paul: Check it out, Jillian is undressing.

MVP: Come on Paul, this is ser........Woah check this out. Wow, hey fellas get the Cam.


**Radd gets the camera.
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RADD: Alright I've got it right here.

LC: Woah, let the King handle this.

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LC: Alrght, who forgot to charge the battery?

PAUL: ME? Sorry.

Radd: That's not Radd-ICAL man.

LC: Hey wtf? Put that thing away MVP. I know Jillian's got the stuff, but come on.

MVP: :shifty:

LC: Alright whatever. Oh yeah, I made the VB Title match a Triple Threat Paul. You have your shot now.

Paul: Cool.


**Edge walks in the room.
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LC: What the hell, who let you in the building?

Edge: Can I have my job back LC? :'(

LC: Yeah, sure you can.

EDGE: YAY YAY.

LC: Oh wait, no you can't.

Kingdom :lol:


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Edge: That was mean. :'(

Paul: I know.

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**Five minutes later.

LC: What, I thought it would work?

Paul: Come on LC, you can't just offer Jillian 3 seconds with "Sir" Orton and expect her to come in here and put on a strip show for us.

MVP: Yeah, and plus we still have no battery.

LC: Good call, Alright guys let's go.

[Splaya]

HAHA, great promo LC.

[The Dub]

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The Dub comes to the ring to a thunderous ovation.

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Dub: I went out on RAW and defended this belt against two men and walked out victorious. Now I must defend this title once again against arguably the sorriest excuse for a superstar I've ever laid my eyes on..... and Paul. Paul, we will finally meet again. Don't think I forgot Forum Mania I. I plan on breaking your record for longest VB Title reign and it would be so much sweeter if you were a statistic on my reign. As for the other guy, whatever your name is, you remind me of the kids I used to beat up growing up. The kid who never liked to share his things. The kid who had a lot, but got a lot of it taken away because he was a pussy and he couldn't defend himself. I feel bad for you. I wouldn't want my first TNA match to be against me. I have a feeling your stay here will be short-lived. I see you've got your henchmen watching your back. You bitched and bitched about TNA stealing your pics. Now you're trying to take my VBulletin title. Well, I've got news for you. Ain't gonna happen.
Fans break out into ESCALADE chant.
OWW owner comes out to address The Dub.
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OWW owner: Dub, you have made yourself rich by taking from others and stepping on others' toes. I try to maintain a website and people try to steal what I've worked so hard for. You are a perfect example of those people who steal my pics. At Cool Breeze, I will win the VBulletin title!

The Dub grabs a chair and points toward the OWW owner
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OWW owner: Hey! You don't want none of this!

The Dub takes OWW owner to the ring to lay a beatdown on him. He puts OWW owner in the torture rack.
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The Dub is happy with the beating and leaves.

[Azriel]

"Sad but True" hits and Azriel walks out to a steady chorus of boos

Azriel: After my interview with the Roach last night, I thought of something really interesting about my upcoming match against Shaggy, and that is I am better than Shaggy, and I can prove it to each and every one of you. You guys all know WWE occassionally has that "tale of the tape" on their show? Well, here is my version.

First off, let's start with our names. There's my name, Azriel, named after an angel of Death; unfortunately, the uneducated masses here don't know that stuff and associate my name with the cat from Smurfs. Thankfully, I think the skills I have shown so far here show the true demeanor of my name. Now, we have Shaggy. When I think of that name, my first thought is of a pot smoking hippie who's afraid of his own shadow, and then I wonder where Fred, Daphne, Velma and Scooby are? I mean, come on folks, the name Shaggy doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of men. Advantage, me.

Secondly, who's funnier? Well, I try to use a healthy assortment of quips and sarcasm to try to not sound like Lance Storm. Then there's Shaggy who has that same old gag about trying to find a soda machine. Guess what? It's not funny, and it's been used so much it's starting to become irritating. Get some new material, man. Once again, advantage point to me.

Third, who's smarter? I pulled the wool over everyone's eyes, including yours Shaggy, when I made you believe I was still your friend and I had my "feud" with LC. Also, I've hurt you greatly these two weeks so you won't be 100% for our match. Pretty smart, huh? Another advantage for me.

Now, who has more allies? I have LC, Shaggy. Who do you have?

And finally, the most telling factor, title history. Both you and I have held the tag titles, but I am the one who has singles gold in the records book. Oh, but don't feel too bad for Shaggy folks. He is more experienced than me, I'll give him that, but what has he done in that time? He hasn't won singles gold, I can tell you that much. Face it Shaggy, the deck is stacked up against you old friend. You might as well admit defeat now and be spared the humiliation, but I know you too well. You'll go through with the match this Sunday just as much as I will. I just wanted to warn you Shaggy, that you can't win.

[SuperSlim]

Slim's theme blares through the arena as Slim and Jillian walk down the ring.

They make it inside the ring and Slim is givin a mic.

Slim: I see you enjoyed my tour. Can't take your eyes off me.

J: ohhh yeahhhh..

Slim: Well maybe another time you can interview me. I just wanted to come down here to give the crowd someone to look at, someone to cheer for. Someone to wake them up cause having to hear that cat on the Smurf's talk for so long kinda put them out. So to my fans out there, worry no more cause he has left and your hero has arrived. Arrived to save this show. To wake up this show. And now I must go to tend to other business.

*Slim lays down the mic and leaves for his locker room.

[Nowhere Man]

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*The Dude struts down to the ring, carrying the "Undisputed Championship of Hip" with him*

Dude: Well well welllllll, cats 'n' kittens! The Dude is still shuckin' and jivin' after last week's attack by quite possibly the most un-happenin' cat in TNA. And even though the Freaky Fuhrer put a hurtin' on the Loved One, I gotta say it ain't nothin' compared to what's in store for him. See, if there's one thing the Dude knows about, it's that the power of luuuuuvvvvvvvv conquers all, and lemme tell you daddy-o, you've got some Tough Love comin' for you.

So today, I came back to do some wrestlin' right here!!!!.....in the TNA Arena! (*cheap pop*) And I groove on over to the card for Cool Breeze, and I see the Dude and HHHitler are gonna be mixin' it up. And that's okay by me. But then I notice it's just a plain ol' normal match, and the Dude does not do normal. Needless to say, I've been feelin' a little strung out since the Dude's cranium got scrambled on steel. In fact, I've been feeling downright wiiiiired. So I got a little number I think we can both groove to. If you got what it takes to hang with the Loved One, I say we do it like no one else can.....in a BARBED WIRE DEATHMATCH!

An' even though it's my line, I think at Cool Breeze, it'll be you who says it, 'OWWWWWWWWW, HAVE MERCY!!!!!

*HHHitler storms the ring, but the Dude catches him and suplexes him across the top rope*

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*HHitler staggers to get up, but the Dude catches him and locks in the Love Handle. HHHitler flails his arms wildly and eventually taps out.*

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*The Dude keeps the hold until HHHitler stops flailing around and passes out*

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End of Segment

[Shaggy]

***Four Horsemen hits and Shaggy makes his way to the ring***

Shaggy: "All that stuff that you said Azrael was pretty much true. All of it except for the coke machine gimmick. I dont do it to be funny. I search for a coke machine because im thirsty. Cameras just happen to be on me at the time of the search. Its not my fault that Lc takes the machines away half the time.

Yes it is true that you have held more titles than me. But that doesnt mean a thing in my eye. Everyone starts somewhere. Look at the man who you used to look up to. The man that was ur god. The WWE heaveyweight champ Randy Orton. Now he has only held one title before the heavyweight and his opponent Chris Beniot held many titles. He held Tag Titles, Inter-Continental Titles, and so on and so forth. But you see all Orton needed was one good night to take him down. And at Summerslam he showed everyone that it doesnt matter who has the most titles. All that matters is that the night is right for you. You see that one title holden Orton took out Beniot and won the biggest prize in the industry. Now The Church of Orton used to look up to him and everyone has left. I am basically alone here but I still look up to him. I take that event as a sign that the future for me will hold gold. And after I defeat you at the ppv, I will go on to become the IC Champ and there is nothing you can do about it."

***Shaggy drops the mic and the segment ends as the old Church of Orton music begins to play***

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OOC: That was one great segment you wrote Trnbuckle

[Savior]

Roach: Paul You just got your title shot. Do you have a comment?
Paul: Sure Roach. At cool breeze I will become the 4 time VBulletin champ and no one will stop me.
Roach: What about The dub or the OWW owner.
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Paul: Thats a good one! I've beat Dub countless times, and the OWW is no match for me.
TV: Hey Paul!
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OWW: This is my airtime don't steal it! I will strike down on TNA for stealing my pictures and videos!
Paul: Its funny you should say that. remember your girl friend Katie Dick?
OWW: Don't you go there!
Paul: Roll the tape
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*Tape gets cut off*
OWW: YOU HAVE NO PROOF IT WAS ME! THAT TAPE WAS IN MY OWN PERSONAL COLLECTION! DON'T STEAL MY TAPES OR I WILL SUE YOUR CEO!

[Savior]

What happen to the old TNA PPVs?

[SuperSlim]

*Slim's theme hits to an aruption of cheers

*Slim slowly enters the ring

Slim: Come on up here Jillian to conductthis interview

J: O.K. I hear that you have somethin to say.

Slim: Well, firstly I would like to say, Finally The Great One has come back home.

*Crowd erupts and stats chanting his name.

Slim: And well I had some time to think about it and Theo, all I'm gonna say is don't mess up. Don't mess up and you got yourself a partner. Now come on Jillian, there isn't anything out here for ya to do or look at. I got a job for ya in the back.

*Jillian smiles and giggles as she leaves the ring area with Slim.

[Loose Cannon]

Just to Clarify:

Final Card for TNA Cool Breeze:

The Cock vs Joey Radd: TNA World Title Match

TRO vs Danny Electric: TNA IC Title Match.

LC vs Innovator.

MVP vs Playa: Submission Match

The Dub vs Obsessed with Wrestling Owner vs Paul: VB Title Match.

The Dude vs HHHITLER

Superslim and Rick Theodore vs Technically Superior: TNA Tag Title Handicap Match.

Shaggy vs Azrial: "I Quit" Winner gets an IC Title Shot.

[LK]

*Technically Superior make their way to the ring to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Legend Killer in his jeans and shirt, Remy in his Leather pants and silk shirt and Sting Fan in his T-shirt, Track pants and cap. Legend Killer, Remy Red and Sting Fan step in the ring and LK gets a mic*

LK: First of all you redneck scumbags, you are witnesses of class right now. Show a little bit of respect to your superiors you bunch of lowlife nimrods.

*Crowd boos*

LK: Now regarding Cool Breaze we are going to be facing some guy called Rick Theodore and another moron called SuperSlim whoever the hell they are. Now lets get something straight guys. there isn't a chance in hell of you guys winning these. *Points to the tag team title belts* Ther reason is very simple because we are just too good. Its just a part of life guys. A lot of you idiots are just far too inferior to the three of us. See RR and SF. They are the best tag team in the whole of TNA. And as for myself, well I have said it once and I will say it again, I am the future of this business!

*Hands the mic over to RR*

RR: At Cool Breaze our Tag belts are on the line but we all know that we will walk in champs and walk out champs. There is no team on the face of this earth that can beat me and SF. And now we have LK teaming with us as well which is purely going to mean that it is mission impossible for anybody.

*Passes mic to SF*

SF: Day by day we become stronger. Like RR said it is going to be mission impossible for these to clowns to walk out of Cool Breaze with these belts. And to show everyone why that is the truth we have prepared a small video package. Roll the tape.

*Up on the big screen a tape plays showing highligts of the beatdown on ALienoid, TRO and the young guy last week. ALl three laugh at the pakcage as the crowd boos*

LK: To sum up there isn't anyone alive that can take these belts away from us and we fully support LC, Joey Radd and Danny Electric to walk out of Cool Breaze with yet another victory. Oh and by the way. Rick, Slim don't feel bad about losing. After all we are just *all three* TECHNICALLY SUPERIOR!

*All three of them walk out of the ring and head to the back*

[SuperSlim]

Slim makes his way to the ring with Jillian

Slim: Hey there babe how bout chillin at ringside for now. We'll catch up lata.

*Jillian nods and heads to her seat at ringside.

*Slim then gets focused.

Slim: Well after bein bored to death by you three noncharasmatic morons I've decided to come on out of here and firstly wake up my fans. Secondly I just want to make something clear to you three kiddies. You three do not know who it is you are messing with. You are speakin to a legend. I was here and we were boomin. There have been many classic moments. Then I disappeared off the scene. I decided it was time to come back to help out TRO. Turns out I get a tag title shot in the process. Kinda of a nice deal wouldn't you say?

*crowd cheers

Slim: Well let me get this other piece of info out. There is noone out there that has been able to beat me without it bein because of interference. Nobody could ever straight beat me. It always involved some form of cheating to let you know who you are steppin up against. I mean I can't and won't speak for Theo but I can and will speak for myself.

*Slim looks straight at the camera

Slim: This is my return to TNA. My return match to TNA and I will not lose to 3 little kids who are finally hittin puberty. I will not lose to three kids who would not know what to do with someone like Jillian.

*Camera pans to Jillian and she blushesthen back to Slim

Slim: And those tag belts are what me and my partner Ilt used to hold. Technically we never lost them so I'm just gettin back the belts that are rightfully mine. So come Cool Breeze you can kiss your precious belts goodbye cause Slim is comin to take back what is his.

*Slim leaves the mic in the ring and leaves for his locker room.

[Savior]

There is noone out there that has been able to beat me without it bein because of interference.

Paul (Watching monitor): Heh he seems to have forgot when I made him tap.

[The Naitch]

Superslim (left) together with his only fan (aka Superslim Classic)

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[Savior]

I hate to sound like a asking andy but whens the PPV?

[MVP]

MVP thought it'd be funny to call up Miss Cleo and see if she could predict the results of Cool Breeze.

*Phone rings and MVP gets through to her

Operator: "Hello thank you for calling the Miss Cleo hotline, could I please get your credit card and social security number for verification?"

MVP takes out Edge's stolen wallet.

MVP: "Ummmm yes the credit card number is 6548957930457, and social security 407-50-1337. And if you need further information, my phone number is (546) 555-5143, and e-mail address is chunkylover53@aol.com.

Operator: "Thank you one moment please."

A Celine Dion song plays while MVP is on hold.

MVP: :roll:

http://www.msu.edu/~raghuna1/trash/cleo1.jpg

Cleo: "Hello this is Miss Cleo, can you state your name and questions please?"

MVP: "Yes my name is Mike Parsons, I'm a well known professional wrestler, you might have heard of me before."

Cleo: "Ahhhhh yes yes, what can I do for you my dear?"

MVP: "Well there's an upcoming PPV event called Cool Breeze, and I'd like to know the results of a couple matches ahead of time...ummmm like who's going win the submission match, that wannabe gangster son of a bitch The Playa, or me?

Cleo: "Mike I sense graaaaaave danger for you ahead...oh silly me I forgot to shuffle, errr I mean prepare my thoughts. Give me a second...hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Okay I see that MVP is going to defeat The Playa with his patented boston crab submission hold, but he's going to cheat beforehand.

MVP: "Ummmmm right, I guess there has to be some flaw to seeing into the future."

Cleo: :wtf:

MVP: "So anyway who's going to win in the match between Loose Cannon and Innovator."

Cleo: "Loose Cannon will score an RKO on Innovator, but he will pin him for the 3 count with his legs on the ropes without the referee seeing."

MVP: "OH alright then how about Paul vs. OWW Owner vs. The Dub."

Cleo: "I see that Paul "The Wall" Carrington defeats the OWW Owner by distracting him with an image he leeched off the OWW site and rolling him up for a pinfall."

MVP: "Shit...oops this is a public line. Anyway one more, is Joey Radd going to defeat The Cock?"

Cleo: "Hummmmmmmmm Miss Cleo has to think hard on this one. Okay I see Joey Radd playing guitar in the middle of the ring with Roseanne singing Sympathy For the Devil while William Shatner plays the piano."

MVP: "Okay now you're just being ridiculous, are you making shit up off the top of your head?"

Cleo: "MISS CLEO IS NEVER WRONG?! You do not criticize Miss Cleo's judgment Mr. Carrington!"

MVP: "Ummmm yeah I'm not Paul, but I'm sorry. Anyway one more question Miss Cleo...where were you on September 10, 2001?

Cleo: "This conversation has ended!"

*Click
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7% of the fans called Miss Cleo to get the results of Cool Breeze; 6% of them hung up on her.

[Sting Fan]

(A Place For My Head hits and Sting Fan appears on the Tron)

Yo Slim it’s nice to hear you spouting off, it does me good to brush up on my moron every now and again. I really have to say there wasn’t much I agree with you on in your little speech.

First of all come Cool Breeze these TNA Tag Titles are staying with Technically Superior, but hey that’s a given right? And second of all a little birdie tells me when you faced a certain Paul the wall your ass went down and stayed the hell down, and that really assures me that come Cool Breeze your going to feel the Karagious Bomb and stay down. Your going to feel your head hit the mat and snap back up from the sheer force the Karagious Bomb inflicts. And when you’re lying there on the mat you just remember that I’m technically Superior to you and that’s why your ass just got pinned 1-2-3

But you know It seems like you’re a nice guy and I did agree with one part of your little speech, oh yeah its true. You said that I wouldn’t know what to do with a girl like Jillian well you know what your right ………….. Quite frankly I would know whether to get all her STDs fixed or whether to send her back to you so she can complete the set. But hey don’t let that ruin your ride she obviously dosent mind.

But hey dont sweat it because come Cool Breeze none of that’s going to matter because you will be to busy trying to sort out why you and your little shit shoveler friend got destroyed by the best damn tag team in TNA. But hey you just remember it will only happen because we are Technically Superior.

(The Tron fades to black.)

[Splaya]

MVP thought it'd be funny to call up Miss Cleo and see if she could predict the results of Cool Breeze.

*Phone rings and MVP gets through to her

Operator: "Hello thank you for calling the Miss Cleo hotline, could I please get your credit card and social security number for verification?"

MVP takes out Edge's stolen wallet.

MVP: "Ummmm yes the credit card number is 6548957930457, and social security 407-50-1337. And if you need further information, my phone number is (546) 555-5143, and e-mail address is chunkylover53@aol.com.

Operator: "Thank you one moment please."

A Celine Dion song plays while MVP is on hold.

MVP: :roll:

http://www.msu.edu/~raghuna1/trash/cleo1.jpg

Cleo: "Hello this is Miss Cleo, can you state your name and questions please?"

MVP: "Yes my name is Mike Parsons, I'm a well known professional wrestler, you might have heard of me before."

Cleo: "Ahhhhh yes yes, what can I do for you my dear?"

MVP: "Well there's an upcoming PPV event called Cool Breeze, and I'd like to know the results of a couple matches ahead of time...ummmm like who's going win the submission match, that wannabe gangster son of a bitch The Playa, or me?

Cleo: "Mike I sense graaaaaave danger for you ahead...oh silly me I forgot to shuffle, errr I mean prepare my thoughts. Give me a second...hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Okay I see that MVP is going to defeat The Playa with his patented boston crab submission hold, but he's going to cheat beforehand.

MVP: "Ummmmm right, I guess there has to be some flaw to seeing into the future."

Cleo: :wtf:

MVP: "So anyway who's going to win in the match between Loose Cannon and Innovator."

Cleo: "Loose Cannon will score an RKO on Innovator, but he will pin him for the 3 count with his legs on the ropes without the referee seeing."

MVP: "OH alright then how about Paul vs. OWW Owner vs. The Dub."

Cleo: "I see that Paul "The Wall" Carrington defeats the OWW Owner by distracting him with an image he leeched off the OWW site and rolling him up for a pinfall."

MVP: "Shit...oops this is a public line. Anyway one more, is Joey Radd going to defeat The Cock?"

Cleo: "Hummmmmmmmm Miss Cleo has to think hard on this one. Okay I see Joey Radd playing guitar in the middle of the ring with Roseanne singing Sympathy For the Devil while William Shatner plays the piano."

MVP: "Okay now you're just being ridiculous, are you making shit up off the top of your head?"

Cleo: "MISS CLEO IS NEVER WRONG?! You do not criticize Miss Cleo's judgment Mr. Carrington!"

MVP: "Ummmm yeah I'm not Paul, but I'm sorry. Anyway one more question Miss Cleo...where were you on September 10, 2001?

Cleo: "This conversation has ended!"

*Click
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7% of the fans called Miss Cleo to get the results of Cool Breeze; 6% of them hung up on her.

HOT RP. I'm going to do mine later today

[SuperSlim]

Slim's theme blares through the sound system as the corwd stands to their feet awaiting his arrival.

*Slim stands on the ramp way with mic in hand.

Slim: As I stayed in back and listened to Sting Fan babble on and on about some crap about beatin me I kinda dozed off but I did catch one part. The part about Payl makin me tap? Man I really must've been out of it or somethin. Ohhh that's right that was when I was pullin a Jeff Hardy and lost all passion for this thing. So if Paul made me "tap" then maybe that did happen that one time back then. But I'm here to say that the passion for this great sport is burnin inside me at a fever pitch and when it's like that that I will come out on top. And also for those comments you made towards Jillian I will just make your beatdown slightly more brutal than I originally planned on. And just for the record I don't get beat by jobbers such as yourself and whoever your tag partner is. So come Cool Breeze it would be wise to just hand over the belts otherwise Barby will be wearin some new red make up.

*Slim drops the mic and leaves the scene.

[Savior]

Does NoJabba still do this?

[Azriel]

Azriel is in his lockeroom playing Smackdown:HCTP on the PS2, whooping ass as Orton when there's a knock at the door

Azriel: Damnit, come in.

The Roach enters

Azriel: What the flying hell do you want you hosebeast?

Roach: Well, I just wanted to get your reaction about what Shaggy said earlier.

Azriel: Is that all you do Roach? Get other people's reactions to things?

Roach: Well, it is my job.

Azriel: Duly noted. Once more Roach, you see Shaggy make unfound accusations about me. He thinks that I'm no longer an Orton mark, well, nothing could be further from the truth. Actually, I just recently got a letter from him wishing me luck in my match against Shaggy, because you see Shaggy, it takes a legend in the making like Orton to recognize a fellow legend in the making, such as myself. Shaggy claims I left the Church. Shaggy, you are no longer part of the Church. Technically, if the Church was still around, me and LC would've thrown you out. But, regardless of these facts, I'm proud of you Shaggy, because you admitted to the entire world that I was right. It takes a big man to admit that. And maybe I should've amended my statements a little. Of course it is still possible that you could beat me Sunday, just like it is possible that The Cock will become the new World champion, but let me tell you something, both cases aren't going to happen. I'm going to make you say I Quit Shaggy, and Joey will retain the title. Am I being overly confident? I just know that I am the better man, and you know something, nobody saw it coming. When I first came to the Church, everyone assumed that I was destined to be in the lower card forever. If you want to make the Evolution comparison, it was like LC was HHH, Shaggy was Orton, and I was Batista, but things are different now. I'm the rising star in this business. I've gotten more exposure. I am the one who will win that number one contenders spot. Face it Shaggy, you're jealous of me because I will always be better than you.

[Splaya]

* In the middle of Raw Is Gangster, there is a clip shown of the 2004 Emmy Awards. Splaya and MVP are both up for honors as best mini segment of a sports or entertainment show.*

*MVP is ironically one of the presenters*

*He comes out with his girlfriend, Mae Young*

Mae Young: Now I know everyone is here to see my.......puppies.

*She flashes the crowd as the camera quickly pans away to the crowd, similar to what they did at the Superbowl with Timberlake and Jackson.

MVP: Damn girl, those are nice. Anyhow let's move onto the awards. Here are the nominees for Biggest Crybaby, what the hell. Why am I not presenting the award for best movie, or best drama. Why the hell do I have to do this sh (bleep).

MC: We're live.

MVP: Oh, sorry. Anyhow here are the nominees.

*The MC goes onto name 3 jobbers. Then he says MVP*

MVP: What the hell this is bullsh (bleep). I'm only up for Best mini show.

MC: No your name was added by someone.

*MVP looks in the crowd and sees Splaya sitting in the crowd laughing his ass off.

MC: And the winner is, MVP.

MVP: What this is gay you stupid ass clown. You can't allow him to pull this sh (bleep)

*Security rushes in to carry MVP to the back and MVP's Girlfriend once again flashes the crowd. Mae is then thrown out but MVP is returned to his seat.*

MC: Lindsay Lohan, and from the LA Lakers, Kobe Bryant.

Lindsay: So we are here to present the nominees for Best mini show in a sport or entertainment show, and let me tell you.....

Kobe: Let me tell you girl, you looking fine tonight :naughty: . I got a room around here we can go up there and chill for a little bit if you would like. You can give me a massage :naughty: or something like that.

*Lindsay begins to get a worried look on her face. Security comes out and puts Kobe in handcuffs.*

Kobe while being led away: It's ok baby, I'll post bond. I'll get you that ring you wanted too.

Lindsay: Right. :( Anyhow, here the nominees for Best Mini Show.

MC: Peter Gammons: Baseball tonight.

* It shows Peter talking about some bullshit with the Yankees*

MC: MVP from TNA: The Hi-Lite Reel.

*Shows MVP getting his ass kicked while running his show*

MC: Splaya also from TNA: The Playa's Party.

*Shows Splaya uncovering the closet relationship of Joey Radd and Savior, and showing how truly gay DE is when he was posing in front of a mirror.*

Lindsay: And the winner is......


MVP while getting up and heading for the stage: Thank you Lindsay, you little slut. I'll take this sh (bleep) from here. Another trophy for Kingdom Raddical.

Lindsay: Splaya.

MVP: What, you have to be fuc (bleep) kidding me. This is bull(bleep).

*As Splaya proudly makes his way up to the front to accept his award, MVP begins to have a temper tantrum and starts crying in the middle of the aisle way. *

*splaya gives a hug to Lindsay*

Splaya: Wow, I mean I thought for sure I was in trouble when I went up against Peter, but man. Thank you all that voted for me. I'd like to thank God first of all. Then I'd like to thank LC who had the faith behind me to run the Playa's party.

*MVP is heard in the background cussing up a storm and the celebs begin to boo him. Security takes him out of the arena*

Splaya: Thank you all for a great evening and I hope you all order TNA Cool Breeze so you can watch me make that Bitch MVP tap out.

*Everyone there gives Splaya a standing ovation as he makes his way out of the arena, and into his limo*


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97% of the fans cheered Splaya at their homes while watching the Emmy's. The FCC fined Splaya 25 dollars for saying the word bitch. They fined MVP 100,000 for his rude antics.

[The Naitch]

lol hott feud. Splaya is even copying MVP's little percentile thing at the end of his promos. Good job toots

[MVP]

Hott shit Splaya. I thought my swearing was pretty funny, also the Kobe/Lindsey sketch was gold.

[The Naitch]

Superslim Classic doing the damn thang on the dance floor

http://www.vinod.com/cj.jpg

[Shaggy]

***The Roack knocks on Shaggy's locker room door and enters and sees Shaggy on the phone***

Shaggy: "I cant believe you send him a letter?

What were you thinking?

How could you send him one and not me.

You know that I have a big match with him at the ppv.

Now you are just giving him something else to hold over my head.

How did I get this number? Internet."

***Shaggy notices The Coach in the room and says goodbye and hangs up***

[SuperSlim]

*Slim pulls up to the arena

Slim: I'm here to discuss somethin. I'm here to discuss the accident of SuperSlim Classic. Little Cock seems to enjoy puttin him on display for all to see. So me and Classic had a discussion and upon him leavin he had an "accident." I will just like to say that it was not my fault. He just happened to trip. Here is what he looks like now.

http://bytebrothers.org/TheAccident1.JPG

Slim: So sad that he had to trip and fall in such a manner. Then what was worse is that while I was tryin to help him up my hand kept ballin up into a fist and it would "accidentally" hit him. Strangely it happend many many times. Too many for me to count. Well anyway that was what happened to him so if you don't see him for a while that's why. And on a more serious note... Technically Superior, you see what
unfortunate accident" came to Classic? At Cool Breeze I'll be sur to bring some EMTs cause your fate will be ten times worse than his. Those belts are mine!

*Slim hops back in his ride and leaves

[Splaya]

lol hott feud. Splaya is even copying MVP's little percentile thing at the end of his promos. Good job toots
Well I had to come up with something good every once in awhile.

[Innovator]

*Come out and play by Offspring hits as Innovator comes through the crowd, while a jobber is standing in the ring*
http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw156.jpg

*Innovator enters the ring*
http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw211.jpg

*Last Exit to the jobber, 1-2-3*
http://scottlevy.com/wwf/wwf5.jpg

*Innovator poses once more as the crowd is really behind him*
http://www.theraveneffect.com/media/images/ecw/ecw155.jpg

Innovator: The only Cool Breeze Lose Cannon is going to feel, is going to be on his way to elysium. Thy will be done Cannon...thy will be done...nevermor

[Azriel]

ooc: :lol: Nice one Shaggy

[The Naitch]

Shaggy was better when he was "Kevin Nash"

[Azriel]

So, when's the show?

[SuperSlim]

*Slim arrives at the arena

*Jillian also comes out of the ride

*Slim and Jillian head to Slim's locker room to wait for the announcement as to when Cool Breeze will be.

[Splaya]

*splaya is inside Slim's locker room waiting for him when he walks in*

Splaya: Hey man, look I know we've had our problems in the past, but let's forget about that.


*Splaya holds out his hand waiting to see if Slim will shake it back *

[Azriel]

I think LC is trying to avoid us. :lol: Either that, or he's writing the show

[Loose Cannon]

Nah, show's THE WEEKEND. FOR THE 13TH TIME.

[Azriel]

Oh, okay. My apologies. Carry on.

[Savior]

*Paul is seen talking to RK*
Paul: Yeah I had a drink with the dub and he's (notices the camera)-A wimp because at cool breeze I will take the title for the forth time! (camera leaves) yeah he's a pretty cool guy.

[Loose Cannon]

don't worry guys, it's coming. Around the evening. Just got to finish homework first.

[Joe Kerr]

Home work over wrestling? Kingdom Raddical wont stand for it :lol:

[The Ravishing One]

Its about time i took that title off you Mr. Radd!

[Joe Kerr]

Its about time i took that title off you Mr. Radd!
Cant we all just get along....











































Smacks you with a chair.