Official Raw 8/16 Thread

[Volchok]

ONE DAY LATER
Aug. 16, 2004

Monday Night RAW comes to you live from London, Ontario, following the huge SummerSlam spectacular.

Randy Orton emerged from SummerSlam as the youngest World Heavyweight Championship. Hear from the champ on RAW.

In addition, which RAW Diva Search girl will be sent home.

Only hours after the Toronto pay-per-view, there will be plenty of results to analyze. But if we know General Manager Eric Bischoff, there won?t be much time to relax and recover before RAW?s finest are forced into duty.

Be sure to tune in (9/8 CT, Spike TV) as the 250,000 RAW Diva Search Competition continues on the heels of SummerSlam.

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yeah i know its early but hell yesterday's Summerslam thread was 6 hours before the event.. i wonder if tonight will mark the begining of the end for Evolution... o and if Loose or Funky could sticky this.. thanks

[AareDub]

I can't believe it's almost here, I've been waiting for this night for like a whole week!! We FINALLY get to find out who else gets voted off the Diva Search. The suspense is KILLING ME!!

[/sarcasm]

Gonna be flipping back and forth between Raw and the Packers game. Both should be pretty good :D

[Volchok]

yeah what happend with Carmella last night? did she just drop out, or was she voted out?

[Disturbed316]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Quick1]

Carmella = :n:

[Shaggy]

God I hope tonight that they say:

"And the loser is.....Carmella"

[Funky Fly]

Stickyfication.

[Volchok]

thank you funky..

[Loose Cannon]

BOWS THE FUCK DOWN

[AareDub]

:lol: all the guys taking off their shirts. Maybe that was a bad idea.

[Xero]

BAHGAWD RKO!

[AareDub]

Hot video

[Xero]

BTW, is that a new version of the title? It looks diffrent and a bit smaller...

[Watson]

I knew Orton wasn' t turning face as soon as everybody thought.

[Xero]

Orton chants!

[Watson]

If Benoit gets the belt back tonight I'm gonna mark out like a little bitch.

[Xero]

One of two things will happen... Orton will lose... Or Orton will... umm... Win... :shifty:

Seriously, something big is gonna happen...

[Watson]

Yeah I agree. Something huge.

[OssMan]

LOL "CHRIS BENOIT IS 4-REAL"

[Volchok]

They better not pull a Kane with Orton.... no 24 hour bullshit.. atleast let him lose it at Unforgiven...if they have him lose tonight it makes Orton look bad...

[Xero]

Again?

[Xero]

Where are they tonight? What part of Canada?

[Gone Mad]

Damn it,Jericho should just be the champ and that's it. Just give J the title,RKO! You'll get your shot, Benoit.

[AareDub]

*gag*

[Marc the Smark]

The wedding's next week

[AareDub]

This just in, the schedule for next weeks Raw:

4 Diva Search Segments
Kane/Lita Marriage
Poetry reading with Eugene

I can't wait!

[Xero]

Wow, we got through two segments/a HALF HOUR without a Diva Search segment! :eek:

[Volchok]

actully aaredub...theres gonna be 5 diva search segments... :-\

[Gone Mad]

I'm pretty sure nothing WRONG will happen next week at the wedding... especially anything involved with HBK and Matt Hardy.. oh and Kane,kick Edgeward's ass!!

[Xero]

Kane's old music...

[Marc the Smark]

when is Lita turning? I hope it's tonight!

[Marc the Smark]

Kane's old music...

COOL. Good observation :y:

[Azriel]

that was a sweet Orton video.

[AareDub]

Why must the Kane/Lita segment take place during halftime :mad:

[Xero]

Molly's got hair! She looks like a Lesbian :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Hmmm...Lita needs to kill Trish.

[Azriel]

Finally, Molly withouit the wig. She doesn't look bad with short hair.

[Marc the Smark]

"Trojan Man! Trojan Man!" :rofl:

[Xero]

LMAO!

[Kane Knight]

Magnum condoms?

Apparently they think Kane's hung like a horse.

[Marc the Smark]

Trish got bitch slapped!

[Xero]

Magnum condoms?

Apparently they think Kane's hung like a horse.
:lol:

[Gone Mad]

Ahh,that's my girl Vicky... slapping the shitz out of Trish!

[Kane Knight]

Finally, Molly withouit the wig. She doesn't look bad with short hair.
The butch dyke looks suits her.

[Azriel]

Hmm, no diva segment yet?

Oh, by the way, Carmella wasn't there last night because she had a previous engagement, probably Playboy stuff.

[Kane Knight]

Orton's segment earlier was gold. I was busy at the time, so I apologise for living in the past.

[Xero]

(Kane and Lita having sex)
JR: BAHGAWDCUMSHOTBLOWNINHALF!

[Loose Cannon]

:naughty:

[Xero]

Hmm, no diva segment yet?

Oh, by the way, Carmella wasn't there last night because she had a previous engagement, probably Playboy stuff.
Prolly fucking around in Vince's pants...

[Azriel]

So, i guess Vicky has a match next then

[Azriel]

Hmmm

[Xero]

I knew that was a promo for his return...

[Azriel]

Victoria lookin very nice indeedy

[Xero]

I wonder what would happen if King slipped up and said "TITTIES!"

[Azriel]

and of course, Gail always looks good

[Xero]

Have they even MENTIONED the Diva Search yet!?

[VJW]

I hate Victoria's new entrance music.

[Azriel]

hey, don't complain Xero. That's a good thing.

[Xero]

hey, don't complain Xero. That's a good thing.
I know! I'm just suprised...

[Volchok]

the baby picture was priceless... :lol: :rofl:

[Azriel]

Yeah, Vicky needs her old music.

[Azriel]

Could Shawn return next week and interrupt the wedding?

[Xero]

LOL! You screwed Bret chants... I wonder who they're talking about? :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, Vicky needs her old music.
Indeed, O'Neill.

This new shit is horrible.

[Azriel]

God that finisher is brutal.

[Xero]

THREESOME!

Er, I mean... STRAIGHTRIGHTHAND!

[Quick1]

Victoria screwed Bret?

[Kane Knight]

In comes Stevie.

[Xero]

LOL! Stevie chants!

[Loose Cannon]

lol King said it was Lita. haha

[Azriel]

The IC match should be good.

[Gone Mad]

Damn that Trish! Somebody should give her a "Big Red Machine"! Oh and damn you, Edgeward! Lose that title!

[Xero]

King wants to see her face... WTF? Anyone can tell that's a man from a mile a way...

[Volchok]

is that woman really richards?

[Marc the Smark]

what's up with Stevie Richards?

[Watson]

lol did you hear that guy at ringside.

[Kane Knight]

Victoria screwed Bret?
You're funny like colon cancer.

[Marc the Smark]

lol did you hear that guy at ringside.

"who is it?" :D

[Pegasus Crawford]

Kane's old music...

Looks like the WWE's rights to use that other theme just ran out. :lol:

[Xero]

Why do I see this ending up in an angle, after he is revealed, that he enjoys dressing up like that? :wtf:

[Marc the Smark]

The Return of Shawn Michaels.... at Unforgiven!

[Volchok]

its like one doomed gimmick after another... he cant win... :nono:

[RGWhat316]

Ok, late for the thread again. Any thoughts on what will happen in the rematch. I really hope Orton is not a 24-hour champion. But it's happened before when someone will win a match on ppv, and lose in the same match the next night.

[Watson]

nah the guy that said "STEVIE RICHARDS!" when the "mystery woman" was holding her hands out to Victoria.

[Kane Knight]

what's up with Stevie Richards?
He's got...Issues.

[Marc the Smark]

Why do I see this ending up in an angle, after he is revealed, that he enjoies dressing up like that? :wtf:

yeah, probably.

[Quick1]

Kane over edge

[Watson]

I can't figure out where their going with this Victoria/Stevie angle.

[Marc the Smark]

He's got...Issues.

HA! Don't we all???

[Kane Knight]

Good God, stopplaying Riush's cover of Summertime Blues already!

[Xero]

HA! Don't we all???
Stevie has worse :shifty:

[Gone Mad]

Hell Fire and Brimstones! It's ..Mr. Lita! The Other Big Red Machine!

[Marc the Smark]

Okay, is anyone else tired of this Kane/Lita thing?

[Azriel]

KK, I think thats the last time, until SD.

[Quick1]

I like his old music better.

[Kane Knight]

HA! Don't we all???
I don't know. How often do you dress in aomwen's clothing to rescue your girlfriend?

[Xero]

LOL, the confettie is STILL falling...

[Watson]

Okay, is anyone else tired of this Kane/Lita thing?

I am. I am.

[Azriel]

Actually, I think I enjoyed the Katie Vick thing better than this Kane/Lita thing.

[Marc the Smark]

I don't know. How often do you dress in aomwen's clothing to rescue your girlfriend?

well no, I'm not that bad.

[AareDub]

Why do I see this ending up in an angle, after he is revealed, that he enjoys dressing up like that? :wtf:

It wouldn't be the first time. Remember when he dressed up as Chyna?

[Xero]

Okay, is anyone else tired of this Kane/Lita thing?
Welcome to 2 months ago...

[Xero]

It wouldn't be the first time. Remember when he dressed up as Chyna?
Veaguly...

[RGWhat316]

OK, I noticed Kane's old theme played during the SS recap, but Finger Eleven still plays as his entrance :wtf:

[Xero]

OK, I noticed Kane's old theme played during the SS recap, but Finger Eleven still plays as his entrance :wtf:
They're getting so cheap that their using old themes as promo themes...

[Azriel]

Thats odd.

[Volchok]

will Kane ware a tux? or will he just go with his wrestling gear?

[Azriel]

:lol: King is a perv

[Xero]

will Kane ware a tux? or will he just go with his wrestling gear?
He'll wear a tie atleast... :shifty:

[Xero]

:lol: King is a perv
Indeed... PUPPIES!

[Gone Mad]

Hell fire and Brimstone! It's that annoying bitch that lowers down the credability of KANEEE!!!

[RGWhat316]

LLLIIIITTTTTTAAAAAAAA and commercial :mad:

[Loose Cannon]

Well Macho Man wore his outfit to his wedding. Then he opened the gifts like a madman without even opening the cards. ASSHOLE.

[Azriel]

Unfortunately, Kane's credibility was lowered way before this.

[Marc the Smark]

do you think Lita's vagina is as big as the Grand Canyon?

[Marc the Smark]

Well Macho Man wore his outfit to his wedding. Then he opened the gifts like a madman without even opening the cards. ASSHOLE.

:rofl:

[Azriel]

Ooh, RE2 Milla hotness :drool:

[6to1]

LLLIIIITTTTTTAAAAAAAA and commercial :mad:
yea how funked up is spike and the wwe

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Victoria screwed Bret?
No, Sunny did that.

[Xero]

do you think Lita's pussy is as big as the Grand Canyon?
No... Cause I'm sure she hasnt been with many men... After she bites off their dicks in oral, I mean...

[Quick1]

They're getting so cheap that their using old themes as promo themes...
They probably didn't want singing while they were talking

[Xero]

They probably didn't want singing while they were talking
Couldnt they have created a new one? Or used an old promo theme? I guess it does fit, technically...

[Marc the Smark]

Is Edge gonna lose?

[Watson]

No, Sunny did that.

:drool:

[Azriel]

probably not.

[Azriel]

so, who'll be Kane's best man?

[Xero]

Lita is NOT showing... If anything, she's showing she's anorexic...

[Xero]

so, who'll be Kane's best man?
Unckie Takie...

[Azriel]

:lol: Lita is far from anorexic. if anything, Stacy is the most anorexic looking of all the divas

[Gone Mad]

I have that feeling what Kane would be wearing at the wedding would be his gear and a tie that is stitched up and composed of old ties. Or maybe he'll borrow a shirt and tie from his bro Taker.

[Marc the Smark]

good match right now

[HeartBreakMan2k]

:lol: Lita is far from anorexic. if anything, Stacy is the most anorexic looking of all the divas
Yeah, but Stacey looks 12.

[AareDub]

Sneak Peek at Kane's Wedding Attire:

*spoilers*


http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/emmapics/images/5-picture1.jpg

[RGWhat316]

Edge actually getting cheered tonight. Very unusual crowd last night.

[Azriel]

ref bump, interference by Lita.

[Xero]

Edge actually getting cheered tonight. Very unusual crowd last night.
Who wants to cheer the Big Red Failure?

[Xero]

God... For a second there I thought it was Jeff...

[Gone Mad]

So far this is a night the wrestlers can never forget. Especially since all of them are now covered in that damn RKO confetti.

Oh and V1..I wanted Edge to lose,damn you!

[mrslackalack]

I say Pete Rose will be Kanes best man lol.

[RGWhat316]

Kane wants a threeway with Matt?

[Azriel]

That'd be rich :lol:

[Xero]

LMAO! He likes it rough, Lita better strap in a FEEL THE G'S!

[Azriel]

Wow, no HHH yet. Is Vince feeling okay? :lol:

[Watson]

Good lord why must Glen Jacobs hair be shaved all half and half like that?

[AareDub]

I can't believe they haven't voted off another Diva Search chick yet. WHAT'S THE HOLD UP!!!

:lol:

[Xero]

Good lord why must Glen Jacobs hair be shaved all half and half like that?
It seems to change length every other week... It's not supposed to grow at all...

[Quick1]

Wow, no HHH yet. Is Vince feeling okay? :lol:
Or the Diva wanna be's

[Xero]

I can't believe they haven't voted off another Diva Search chick yet. WHAT'S THE HOLD UP!!!

:lol:
Knowing Vince, it'll be the main event...

[Azriel]

It'll be next.

[Quick1]

Liked the matt hardy shirt....didn't like his interfernce.

[Xero]

I knew it was too good to be true :nono:

[Azriel]

Ugh, Carmella doesn't look good with that curly hair.

[RGWhat316]

I can't believe they haven't voted off another Diva Search chick yet. WHAT'S THE HOLD UP!!!

:lol:
Wait no futher LOL

[Loose Cannon]

JOY :drool:

[Gone Mad]

There is a reason why HHH isn't shown yet.. he's buying Kane and Lita's wedding present.. if only Paul Bearer was alive to see his boy's wedding.. ok enough of this crap!

[AareDub]

:lol: they're all gonna say Carmella

[RGWhat316]

Ooh, truth is coming out.

[Azriel]

Just answer the question, damn you.

[Loose Cannon]

dam, there giving it to Carmella

[Volchok]

lol there all Carmella... as it gets to Carmella.. " i would vote off myself.. "

[Xero]

Ahh, that's how they're getting rid of her... Cause she fucked WWE over last night... (Or made it better, I dunno)

[Loose Cannon]

dam, there giving it to Carmella

:naughty:

[Gone Mad]

Diva search = Ratings!... for ABC.

[Azriel]

I wonder if this is the truth or scripted?

[AareDub]

Amy is the man. Err... whatever.

[Azriel]

Hope this will wake her up if she wants to win.

[Xero]

Amy is the man. Err... whatever.

:lol:

[Volchok]

poor Carmella.. does that mean shes gone?

[6to1]

I wonder if this is the truth or scripted?
yea me too

[The Answer]

Wow Joy is married with kids and still has a great figure impressive

[RGWhat316]

So the only women that have been eliminated in this thing, have only been blonds.

[Quick1]

Take that carmella!

[Gone Mad]

From crap and Creed to my boy Jericho fighting the Deacon Batista.. next!

[Azriel]

Carmella's boobs looked a tad bigger.

[Loose Cannon]

Wow Joy is married with kids and still has a great figure impressive

YEAH, I try to keep her as in shape as possible.

[AareDub]

The Packers are losing :(

Oh, and go Jericho.

[Volchok]

yeah Carmella got the shaft... :shifty: er.. i mean she got screwd.. :shifty: awwwww hell i give up... :(

[Azriel]

Actually, that's not Creed, but it does have members from creed in the band. I forgot their name.

[Marc the Smark]

Just more proof that Carmella's gonna win. :nono:

[Corndad]

That was the first diva search thing i didnt mind at all. Maybe the fans that are voting for carmella will see isnt in it for right reasons, which although not a huge fan of this contest, needs atleast a winner who wants to be there

[Quick1]

YEAH, I try to keep her as in shape as possible.
I get it, because you are fucking her.

[RGWhat316]

Actually, that's not Creed, but it does have members from creed in the band. I forgot their name.
Yeah, that's Alter Bridge. I think the lead singer is the only one not from Creed.

[The Answer]

YEAH, I try to keep her as in shape as possible.

:rofl: = :y:

[Marc the Smark]

That was the first diva search thing i didnt mind at all. Maybe the fans that are voting for carmella will see isnt in it for right reasons, which although not a huge fan of this contest, needs atleast a winner who wants to be there

let's remember one thing.... it's all a work.

[Loose Cannon]

I get it, because you are fucking her.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: you made me spit my ice tea out

[Azriel]

If the fans are truly voting Carmella, they don't care about personality and crap. She posed nude, thats enough for them.

[Quick1]

That was the first diva search thing i didnt mind at all.
Yeah this one was good.

[Gone Mad]

****bows down for the king o bling bling****

[Azriel]

Joy's married? Well, that's it for her.

[RGWhat316]

That was the first diva search thing i didnt mind at all. Maybe the fans that are voting for carmella will see isnt in it for right reasons, which although not a huge fan of this contest, needs atleast a winner who wants to be there
I mentioned this in another thread, but this would've been perfect for Bobbi Jo when she was in Tough Enough. But I do think someone who wins does want to be there.

[Corndad]

let's remember one thing.... it's all a work.
I realize its a work and how wwe doesnt usually listen to fans but will have to listen if there winner is constantly getting booed off the freakin stage

[Loose Cannon]

no interaction w/ Orton and Evolution. WTF?

[Azriel]

I know LC, I find that odd.

[Marc the Smark]

no interaction w/ Orton and Evolution. WTF?

Yes, very stupid.

[Mayo]

Good lord why must Glen Jacobs hair be shaved all half and half like that?
I'm pretty sure that he used to wax before when he had his mask on or something, but he had long hair at the back so he never waxed it. Why else would he only shave half his head?

Missed the first half hour of Raw, damn work :mad:

[Volchok]

yo when i walked into my room during the divas thing when Coach was about to announce the winner.. well my tv is facing my door so when i walked in it looked like the diva's were starring at me.. it creeped me out.. until Coach said who was eliminated...

[Corndad]

no interaction w/ Orton and Evolution. WTF?

I was actually just thinkin the same thing.... atleast the HHH challenge for the title, or maybe will wait a week :shifty:

[Mayo]

Joy is fucking hot, and you know what else?

Shes a MILF!!! Sign her up for MILFhunter, please! :drool:

[Xero]

yo when i walked into my room during the divas thing when Coach was about to announce the winner.. well my tv is facing my door so when i walked in it looked like the diva's were starring at me.. it creeped me out.. until Coach said who was eliminated...
:lol:

[Quick1]

no interaction w/ Orton and Evolution. WTF?
Ortons stretching out for his match.

[Volchok]

WHERE IS THE EVOLUTION CONFLICTS!!!!!! only sign of Evolution is Batista and Orton...wtf?

[Loose Cannon]

yo when i walked into my room during the divas thing when Coach was about to announce the winner.. well my tv is facing my door so when i walked in it looked like the diva's were starring at me.. it creeped me out.. until Coach said who was eliminated...

lmao

[Volchok]

and Flair...

[Corndad]

During every jericho match i point it out, sounds like he sneezes everytime he hits someone...

[Azriel]

Didn't miss much Mayo. Opened with Orton promo, video package of his accomplishments, Benoit says rematch is tonight, Victoria/Gail Kim match, Vicky won, Trish and Tomko tried to gang up on V after match, "Stevie" saved her, IC match between Edge and Kane, Matt inteferes, Edge retains

[Loose Cannon]

HEEL TURN

[RGWhat316]

Edge is going after Jericho

[Loose Cannon]

COMING UP

[Fryza]

"Batista fears Charisma" Ahaha

[Mayo]

Didn't miss much Mayo. Opened with Orton promo, video package of his accomplishments, Benoit says rematch is tonight, Victoria/Gail Kim match, Vicky won, Trish and Tomko tried to gang up on V after match, "Stevie" saved her, IC match between Edge and Kane, Matt inteferes, Edge retains
Thanks :y: I taped the first half hour and I'll watch it later just for Orton's victory thing.

[Mayo]

Edge was gonna take down Evolution, now he's gonna join it :lol:

[RGWhat316]

Ok nevermind, Jericho just gets his ass whooped by Batista.

[Azriel]

Yes, Edge heel turn :y:

[Corndad]

Edge was gonna take down Evolution, now he's gonna join it :lol:
Oh the irony.. that silly wwe and its twists and turns... sneaky i tell ya

[Azriel]

I seriously think, if the contest is not rigged ( :roll: ) that info about Joy being married will certainly hurt her

[Volchok]

calling it now... Edge Vs. Jericho at Unforgiven...

[Azriel]

Nah, Edge won't join Evolution

[Marc the Smark]

So is it official? Was that the Edge turn that we've all been waiting for???

[Gone Mad]

Good..a better reason to hate Edge if he turns heel. And Jericho betta kick his ass for once! And now I want Taco Bell.. damn you Edge!

[Azriel]

they'd better make it a ladder match.

[Loose Cannon]

No, that wasn't the turn. Edge did what Y2J did last week.

[Corndad]

ladder match= :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Marc the Smark]

Can somebody remind what happened to Shawn Michaels? The real reason he's out and the angle that made it possible?

[RGWhat316]

Well, I find it hard to believe that people haven't wanted Tracie to be eliminated. So there is some fix involved.

[Marc the Smark]

WASTE OF TIME RIGHT NOW

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

I wonder if Orton will get his own theme music soon. Weird that Triple H, Flair, even BATISTA have their own themes, but not the world champion?

[Azriel]

I'm..uhh...forgot what I was gonna say.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>MARIA</font> :drool:

[RGWhat316]

No Diva Search segments in the first hour. Now 2 of them in 20 minutes.

[Xero]

Can somebody remind what happened to Shawn Michaels? The real reason he's out and the angle that made it possible?
Real: Wife had a baby...
Angle: Kane crushed his throat with a chair...

[Mayo]

At least most of the hottest chicks are still there, except for Tracie. Fuck they look hot tonight :drool:

[Marc the Smark]

Real: Wife had a baby...
Angle: Kane crushed his throat with a chair...

Thanks! :y:

[Loose Cannon]

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Azriel]

Well, finally.

[The Answer]

You guys gotta know Carmella doesn't need this at all this is why she isn't trying much.Common she was playmate of the year for 2004 why does she need this

[RGWhat316]

<font color=goldenrod>MARIA</font> :drool:
I'm with ya there. She doesn't get talked about too much, but she is hot.

[Corndad]

Bout time!

[Loose Cannon]

Nice, they're doing this split nice and slow.

[Fryza]

And during the commercial break, Hunter will tell Orton about the 'Birds and the Bees'..

[RGWhat316]

Yep, split is coming. I never heard a "Congratulations" to Randy by HHH.

[The Answer]

Here comes Orton getting booted out of Evolution

[Azriel]

I liked that.

[Loose Cannon]

oh shit, I don't like this. Orton better not lose

[Marc the Smark]

PREDICTION: Whether Orton wins or not, Evolution turns on him at the end of the match. They all attack him, and bust him up. Orton face turn.

[Fryza]

You guys gotta know Carmella doesn't need this at all this is why she isn't trying much.Common she was playmate of the year for 2004 why does she need this

Money.

[Corndad]

HHH thoughts.... Belt will be mine.. Belt will be mine...

Orton.... I already got my shower....

[Volchok]

wow... Trips playing the " Father Figure " mentor type for Orton.. hyping him up.. to bad after the match they'll beat him up... :-\

[The Answer]

Real: Wife had a baby...
Angle: Kane crushed his throat with a chair...

Which Nitro girl did he marry?post a pic if possible

[Marc the Smark]

And someone else already said it, but no "congratulations" from any Evolution members, so there we go.

[Quick1]

Real: Wife had a baby...
Angle: Kane crushed his throat with a chair...
No its the other way around.