Corkscrewed
12-09-2003, 04:14 AM
Shameless, Thick, and Unskilled Posters with Intelligence Deficiencies
Nationally Organized Order and Brotherhood
The setting is in an abandoned warehouse in the dumps someplace. In this trashy setting, many people incredibly lacking in that think known as common sense gather.
StoneColdStunners: *steps up to podium* Okay I now call to order the first meeting of the Shameless, Thick, and Unskilled Posters with Intelligence Deficiencies Nationally Organized Order and Brotherhood, or STUPID NOOB. Its nice to see everyone made it I want to welcome you and stone cold rules and I love him but I see we have some new people here so lets introduce ourselves
Beerondope: hi i'm beerondope I think wrestling gay you but okay wheres ric flair
StoneColdStunners: Um... okay. Welcome to my FACTION. We're gonna go murder JR and wrestle him because I love HGA but I typo. :)
J.R.s a closeted HLAlover: Kill JR? Hell yeah! I ****ing hate JR! He's nothing but a homo! He should be burned and I'll eat his testicles. He's stupid and imbecile and he has a huge boner for Austin cuz he orgasms everytime steve comes to the ring!!!
StoneColdStunners: So do I.
Everythingfan13: I orgasm when I see Shane. He's sooo cute! I love him! *sighs* He's my favorite wrestler in the whole world!
UndesputedWorldChampion: My Survivor Series PPV
A-Train: Hi, I'm A-Train and I love to hump A-Train. He's so furry and rough in the sack, and I suck his hard cock every day. Yum Yum.
StoneColdStunners: Um. I think you're banned. Go away.
Wrestling god: Backstage officials are currently high on John Cena. Even though he lost his match with Benoit, the current plan is for him to feud with the Big Show and win the U.S. Title, then ease him into the main event scene after Benoit finishes his feud with Lesnar.
Sushi-Z: John Cena sucks.
UndesputedWorldChampion: Lesnar beat Goldberg using his submission finisher last month will Goldberg get even or is Brock the next Big Thing find out tonight!
MAdoubleT: You know who sucks? Goldberg. HE IS A DISGRACE TO THE SPORT!!! He is a terrible champion and he makes the title a JOKE! He knows only three ****ing moves and he's stupid and gay!!! I hate Goldberg!!!
SMA467: You know who's gay? Rey Mysterio. He doesn't deserve a DVD
RVDFAN1: Oh my gosh! Did you say RVD? He's so awesome! Hes the best wrestlers in the world because hes cool I want to be just like him because he is my idol I love robvan dam
UndesputedWorldChampion: Rodney Mack vs mark henry
Winner: henry
Mack fought hard but Henry was too big and he hit him with his finisher and won and teddy long said Henry was the best wrestler ever belee dat playa!
SMA467: I said "DVD" you idiot
TAKERFAN1: Don't mess with my little brother! I'll have my XTREME CHAMPIONSHIP
WRESTLING kill you! We're gonna take some flaming barbed wire 2x4's and nail your head to a shed! Don't you pick on my brother!
ShannonFan: That sounds hardcore! Would you like to join the fed I'm opening up? We're going to have a hardcore taped fist triple ladder in a hell in the cell flaming tables chainsaw juggling rabid guard dog electric dildo on a pole match for the championship!!!
TAKERFAN1: :|
UndesputedWorldChampion: Bckstage vince is making out with Sable and then Dawn marie comes and says she and heyman want to join so then Vince says okay and says they'll go to the Hilton, and then Paris Hilton comes on and says she'll tape it and they're like okay because she's hot.
Bizzle: I've created an official petition because I don't want Austin back. I hate him. Sign my petition.
StoneColdStunners: What the hell? Austin is the best ever how can you not like austing becase he's the man and I htate you!!!
Wrestling god: Billy Gunn injured his groin and is out three months. Billy Kidman will be back in time for Royal Rumble. Edge is expected to feud with Rhyno when he comes back, claiming that it was Rhyno to took him out.
Joerapp: yo yo yo, it's joe rapp in the house and I'm gonna kick it freestyle. StoneColdStunners, you're a ****ing idiot. I'm gonna ****ing kill your ass, dawg, you don't know nothing.
I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-ther****-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me
SPD10000: Should Eminem battle John Cena at Wrestlemania?
SPD10000: Should Hulk Hogan come back?
SPD10000: Should Scott Hall come back?
SPD10000: Should X-Pac come back?
SPD10000: Should Psycho Sid come back?
SPD10000: Should Kevin Nash come back?
MAdoubleT: Shut the **** up, you annoying prick! None of them should come back, and for that matter, neither should Goldberg. He should lose the title to someone. Anyone. Even RVD. I don't care. That man is a ****ing disgrace to the ****ing sport! Anyone who disagrees with me is a ****ing prick, because I'm the ****ing man, and even though I don't ****ing have any ****ing legitimate argument, and even though others ****ing have proven me wrong, they're ****ing gay ass queers because I'm ****ing right.
*at that moment, a middle-aged mother enters the room*
Mother: Matt? Am I hearing that language from you again? It thought we discussed this, young man. You're grounded. And I'm taking you back home from this filthy trash hole. How can you even come here?
MAdoubleT: What the ****, mom? How can you do this? You can't ****ing do this. This is ****ing shit stupid. ****, you can't ****ing ground me, mom! It's not ****ing fair! I'm right! You can't ****ing do this!!!
Mother: I've told you this before. If I hear that language again, I'm destroying your computer. Now, GET IN THE CAR!!!!
MAdoubleT: Yes mommy.
UndesputedWorldChampion: Eddie Guerrero vs Chavo Guerrero (Street Fight)
Winner: Eddie Guerrero
Chavo almost hurt Eddie, but Eddie didn't want ot fight chavo cuz he's his nephew, but chavo wanted to and he fought hard but eddie cheated with the trash can and hit his finishering move and pinn chavo
Wrestling god: The current plan is to have Lance Storm continue his "Ladies Man" gimmick. He will eventually feud with Christian after Jericho turns face and feuds with Christian.
StoneColdStunners: Do you ever give sources? Stop stealing!
Mikey The Man: Yeah! I'm the original plagiarizer, and only I can do that!
Wrestling god: I always get it from PWS you pussy!
Mikey The Man: **** you!!!
*the two get into a fight and roll out into the alley, punching, kicking, and groping*
StoneColdStunners: Yeah. Well, now we have to vote for our official diva because they're hot but we have to choose one who's super hot, like Austin is hot, but he's a guy and not a diva.
Amity McMachon: I want my Stephanie!!!! null[/LIST] [LIST]
MMMM...BEEFY: Oh, do you have nude pics of any of the divas? I love them. Trish is so hot, I wish I could see her naked. I'd touch the picture of her breasts.
Bischoff2K: I'd touch Tony Schiavonne・s breasts. He's the best announcer in the world.
Genetic Freak: What the ****ing hell are you ****ing talking about, you ****er! You're a ****ing idiotic shitbag, bitch! Besides, the real travesty is Scott ****ing Steiner, the Genetic Freak! I ****ing can・t ****ing believe he's ****ing being ****ing treated like a ****ing pussy, ****ing feuding with ****ing no one and with that ****** Test. He's much ****ing better than that! If you ****ing think Steiner sucks, you ****ing suck. Everyone else ****ing sucks. Austin's a ****er. Triple H ****ing should die. **** you all!!!
Bischoff2K: See, you're stupid. Why do you always complain? Why can't you really just enjoy the show? Instead, you complain about every little thing. Why can't you be like me? I'm better than you because I enjoy thinks.
Genetic Freak: What the ****? Who the ****ing shit are you? You ****ing pussy! You ****ing want to ****ing enjoy shit? Enjoy this ****er!!!
*Genetic Freak punches out Bischoff2K, then stomps out muttering how the WWE should give Steiner the World Title*
Nationally Organized Order and Brotherhood
The setting is in an abandoned warehouse in the dumps someplace. In this trashy setting, many people incredibly lacking in that think known as common sense gather.
StoneColdStunners: *steps up to podium* Okay I now call to order the first meeting of the Shameless, Thick, and Unskilled Posters with Intelligence Deficiencies Nationally Organized Order and Brotherhood, or STUPID NOOB. Its nice to see everyone made it I want to welcome you and stone cold rules and I love him but I see we have some new people here so lets introduce ourselves
Beerondope: hi i'm beerondope I think wrestling gay you but okay wheres ric flair
StoneColdStunners: Um... okay. Welcome to my FACTION. We're gonna go murder JR and wrestle him because I love HGA but I typo. :)
J.R.s a closeted HLAlover: Kill JR? Hell yeah! I ****ing hate JR! He's nothing but a homo! He should be burned and I'll eat his testicles. He's stupid and imbecile and he has a huge boner for Austin cuz he orgasms everytime steve comes to the ring!!!
StoneColdStunners: So do I.
Everythingfan13: I orgasm when I see Shane. He's sooo cute! I love him! *sighs* He's my favorite wrestler in the whole world!
UndesputedWorldChampion: My Survivor Series PPV
A-Train: Hi, I'm A-Train and I love to hump A-Train. He's so furry and rough in the sack, and I suck his hard cock every day. Yum Yum.
StoneColdStunners: Um. I think you're banned. Go away.
Wrestling god: Backstage officials are currently high on John Cena. Even though he lost his match with Benoit, the current plan is for him to feud with the Big Show and win the U.S. Title, then ease him into the main event scene after Benoit finishes his feud with Lesnar.
Sushi-Z: John Cena sucks.
UndesputedWorldChampion: Lesnar beat Goldberg using his submission finisher last month will Goldberg get even or is Brock the next Big Thing find out tonight!
MAdoubleT: You know who sucks? Goldberg. HE IS A DISGRACE TO THE SPORT!!! He is a terrible champion and he makes the title a JOKE! He knows only three ****ing moves and he's stupid and gay!!! I hate Goldberg!!!
SMA467: You know who's gay? Rey Mysterio. He doesn't deserve a DVD
RVDFAN1: Oh my gosh! Did you say RVD? He's so awesome! Hes the best wrestlers in the world because hes cool I want to be just like him because he is my idol I love robvan dam
UndesputedWorldChampion: Rodney Mack vs mark henry
Winner: henry
Mack fought hard but Henry was too big and he hit him with his finisher and won and teddy long said Henry was the best wrestler ever belee dat playa!
SMA467: I said "DVD" you idiot
TAKERFAN1: Don't mess with my little brother! I'll have my XTREME CHAMPIONSHIP
WRESTLING kill you! We're gonna take some flaming barbed wire 2x4's and nail your head to a shed! Don't you pick on my brother!
ShannonFan: That sounds hardcore! Would you like to join the fed I'm opening up? We're going to have a hardcore taped fist triple ladder in a hell in the cell flaming tables chainsaw juggling rabid guard dog electric dildo on a pole match for the championship!!!
TAKERFAN1: :|
UndesputedWorldChampion: Bckstage vince is making out with Sable and then Dawn marie comes and says she and heyman want to join so then Vince says okay and says they'll go to the Hilton, and then Paris Hilton comes on and says she'll tape it and they're like okay because she's hot.
Bizzle: I've created an official petition because I don't want Austin back. I hate him. Sign my petition.
StoneColdStunners: What the hell? Austin is the best ever how can you not like austing becase he's the man and I htate you!!!
Wrestling god: Billy Gunn injured his groin and is out three months. Billy Kidman will be back in time for Royal Rumble. Edge is expected to feud with Rhyno when he comes back, claiming that it was Rhyno to took him out.
Joerapp: yo yo yo, it's joe rapp in the house and I'm gonna kick it freestyle. StoneColdStunners, you're a ****ing idiot. I'm gonna ****ing kill your ass, dawg, you don't know nothing.
I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-ther****-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me
SPD10000: Should Eminem battle John Cena at Wrestlemania?
SPD10000: Should Hulk Hogan come back?
SPD10000: Should Scott Hall come back?
SPD10000: Should X-Pac come back?
SPD10000: Should Psycho Sid come back?
SPD10000: Should Kevin Nash come back?
MAdoubleT: Shut the **** up, you annoying prick! None of them should come back, and for that matter, neither should Goldberg. He should lose the title to someone. Anyone. Even RVD. I don't care. That man is a ****ing disgrace to the ****ing sport! Anyone who disagrees with me is a ****ing prick, because I'm the ****ing man, and even though I don't ****ing have any ****ing legitimate argument, and even though others ****ing have proven me wrong, they're ****ing gay ass queers because I'm ****ing right.
*at that moment, a middle-aged mother enters the room*
Mother: Matt? Am I hearing that language from you again? It thought we discussed this, young man. You're grounded. And I'm taking you back home from this filthy trash hole. How can you even come here?
MAdoubleT: What the ****, mom? How can you do this? You can't ****ing do this. This is ****ing shit stupid. ****, you can't ****ing ground me, mom! It's not ****ing fair! I'm right! You can't ****ing do this!!!
Mother: I've told you this before. If I hear that language again, I'm destroying your computer. Now, GET IN THE CAR!!!!
MAdoubleT: Yes mommy.
UndesputedWorldChampion: Eddie Guerrero vs Chavo Guerrero (Street Fight)
Winner: Eddie Guerrero
Chavo almost hurt Eddie, but Eddie didn't want ot fight chavo cuz he's his nephew, but chavo wanted to and he fought hard but eddie cheated with the trash can and hit his finishering move and pinn chavo
Wrestling god: The current plan is to have Lance Storm continue his "Ladies Man" gimmick. He will eventually feud with Christian after Jericho turns face and feuds with Christian.
StoneColdStunners: Do you ever give sources? Stop stealing!
Mikey The Man: Yeah! I'm the original plagiarizer, and only I can do that!
Wrestling god: I always get it from PWS you pussy!
Mikey The Man: **** you!!!
*the two get into a fight and roll out into the alley, punching, kicking, and groping*
StoneColdStunners: Yeah. Well, now we have to vote for our official diva because they're hot but we have to choose one who's super hot, like Austin is hot, but he's a guy and not a diva.
Amity McMachon: I want my Stephanie!!!! null[/LIST] [LIST]
MMMM...BEEFY: Oh, do you have nude pics of any of the divas? I love them. Trish is so hot, I wish I could see her naked. I'd touch the picture of her breasts.
Bischoff2K: I'd touch Tony Schiavonne・s breasts. He's the best announcer in the world.
Genetic Freak: What the ****ing hell are you ****ing talking about, you ****er! You're a ****ing idiotic shitbag, bitch! Besides, the real travesty is Scott ****ing Steiner, the Genetic Freak! I ****ing can・t ****ing believe he's ****ing being ****ing treated like a ****ing pussy, ****ing feuding with ****ing no one and with that ****** Test. He's much ****ing better than that! If you ****ing think Steiner sucks, you ****ing suck. Everyone else ****ing sucks. Austin's a ****er. Triple H ****ing should die. **** you all!!!
Bischoff2K: See, you're stupid. Why do you always complain? Why can't you really just enjoy the show? Instead, you complain about every little thing. Why can't you be like me? I'm better than you because I enjoy thinks.
Genetic Freak: What the ****? Who the ****ing shit are you? You ****ing pussy! You ****ing want to ****ing enjoy shit? Enjoy this ****er!!!
*Genetic Freak punches out Bischoff2K, then stomps out muttering how the WWE should give Steiner the World Title*