RAW Captions [9-13-2004]

[I-Hate-You]

Kind of weak actually since the only photos are the beginning segment.

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Bonus pic:

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*NOTE: The last one is just for laughs

[Transplant]

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As the giant confetti bomb explodes, Triple H celebrates his first pop

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Ivorys gonna have something to say

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Why didnt anybody tell Batista that Triple h was allergic to pyro filled cakes?

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Oh, Randy knew his role, and he was gonna be the cake decoration, whether he liked it or not.

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Randy: How many times has the former champ held the belt for no reason the night after they lost it?

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Not even the Wicked Witch of the West could stop Randy Orton finding the wizard of oz for a new gimmick.

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Ric Flair and Batista lost the Halloween costume match. Although Ric tried to look talented, and Batista had a mean impression of Bobo the Clown, they were no match for a plaque covered Triple H tooth fairy.

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Ric Flairs fairy god mother tripped while she tried to turn him in a dashing, talented WRESTLER.

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With his hands handcuffed to a giant cake, everyone was still clueless as to why he was taking a hunger strike. Although, not many thought he would actually go through with it.

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Santa: Give back Rudolph, you bastard!

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Mr McMahon: Mr Cake! YOUR FIRED!!
Triple H: But Vince, Im not Ho...
Mr McMahon: Your not gonna fool me this time, Mr America my ass.


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Why did Wille forget to put the "Caution: Well" sign in the ring?

[PorkSoda]

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USA was saved when Triple H was announced President of the USA. Now not only can he hold everyone down on RAW, he can also hold all the countries down and no sell their attacks when they go to war.

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*Cake Explodes*
HHH: Oopsie! *Eurkel voice* DID I DO THAYAT?

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Orton: *Disco Voice* Ohhh yeaaaah Ima catch me a robot

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We knew Triple H was getting lazier and fatter everytime he came out here...but who knew he was going to come out to ringside before he shaved?

[Xero]

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Triple H no sells a tornado...

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Ric: WOOO! THEY'RE GONNA RIDE SPACE MOUNTIAN! WOOO!
Batista: :wtf:
Hunter: That's right Ric, they're gonna ride space mountian! AND they're gonna ride Batman, The Ride!!!!
(Cricket chirps)
Hunter: What? Cant mine be named after a ride too!?

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Triple H was amazed... He had finally found the cream filling, and set up a pyro to prove it... Meanwhile, Batista danced the Robot...

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Girl on Left: Oh God, oh God, we killed Ric! That pyro was just too much!
Girl on Right: Hehe, we sure did...
Randy: RIC! NOOOOOOOO!

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Belty: I missed you!

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Randy stares blankly into space, believing he just won the World Heavyweight Championship for the second time... Seconds later, he wakes up in a janitor's uniform...
Vince: You done with those bathrooms yet!?
Randy: Almost sir... (Under his breath) Damnit...

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God: That's what you get for screwing Satan's daughter...
Hunter: But... But...
Ric: Shut up God...

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Ric: Isnt that the cutest thing you've ever seen!?

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Batista: Hey, is that... IT IS! IT'S A SEVERED LEG!

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The Incredible Cumshot, staring Triple H, as the Cumshot, coming to Spike TV this fall! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wish you never saw it!

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Hunter: But... You said we could go to Disney Land...
Vince: We cant because of The Hurricane...
Hurricane: WASSUPWITDAT!?

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This is the same pic as the other one only cropped...

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Hunter: PIE!!!

You know, it's a bitch trying to think up more than 10 captions for the same scene...

[SuperSlim]

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Triple h wonders if he will get the same reaction doin what Randy does.

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Flair: Hey mama. Where you been all my life.
Woman: We're over here.
Flair: I forgot my glasses. :$
Batista: Hey dude in front row. Where you been all my life.
Triple H: HEYYY STEPH! It's not what it looks like.

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DO THE HUSTLE!

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Girl on right: Ohh look a penny.
Girl on left: I can see you.
Randy: Man that is one fine lookin specimen.

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Never wake Triple H from his nap. Check what he did to Batista's nose.
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Flair: Uh oh. I think he used my special hair cream.

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Did someone say job?

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I almost got it.

[Gone Mad]

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HHH celebrated his new World Title win by tons of confetti composed of all of the other title belts.

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HHH: RANDOM PACMAN! BAKA-BAKA-BAKA!

Batista: Now's our chance to get the belt, Fl..FLAIR!

Flair: GivE mE a HUUUGGG, BreT.. WHoooOOO..**DRUNK FLOP**

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HHH imitates a Lita promo as the cake imitates a fan's reaction to it.

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Brunette: Aw! Isn't that Dink? Hi, Dink!

Blonde: He's not saying hi,dork.. You stepping on his nuts.

Orton (thinking): Where did she get that purse..???

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RKO: DAMN, YOUNGEMS! Always throwing their trash in my yard!

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Signs that Batista has a cold.

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HHH: I AM THE CREAM FILLING FAIRY...

Flair: GuuuuhhhHhH????!

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HHH: ugh...I shouldn't have taken the Physical Challenge...

Batista (thinking): where did I put that damn medicine?!

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He is a man who hates the law while the other hates commitment.

CAKEMAN AND BLOODYNOSE, P.I!

COMING SOON TO ABC!

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RKO: Thor, do YOU know who ate that cake?

Thor: (slurp)...um,..NOPE!

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HHH: Come on, kids! My long hands will save you!

Little person#1: We are not kids! Save my wife first and then sa- TEE-Hee!

Little person#2: TEE-hee!

(damn... that's alot of jokes about filling..)

[Gone Mad]

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rko: WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE?

hhh: Me! Me! **falls in golden box** AHH!!... Hi, Mordecai!

[Innovator]

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God: Cmon Luc, how many times does he have to have the damn thing
Lucifer: Says here on his contract that he gets it another 20 times

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Batista: So...you ever seen a dead body?

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Batista: Where the hell is my masking agent?

[Corkscrewed]

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In a sort of modified Carrie Prom Night segment, Orton gets his revenge by giving Hunter the ultimate "golden shower."

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Hunter: "And so you see, the real reason behind the Diva Search was so I could have sex with these amazingly beautiful ladies while Stephanie was taking her long-desired twelve week cruise around the world!"
Batista: "Um... the Canary Islands get Spike TV."
Hunter: "What? SHIT!"

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Inevitably, all the hot air around the ring was bound to mix with the oil in the cake to produce a massive explosion.

OR

Hunter does his Mystic New Push dance at the foot of Mount Whiteycakagooey to earn another year on top.

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After Orton was able to sneak into the ring by distracting the ladies with a tofu bar, Hunter decided to never trust ditzy California Girl sentries again.

OR

His push over, now it was time to pay up with humiliating acts. And in case Randy ever forgot, HHH conveniently posted a sign that reminded him of his new duties.

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After defeating the giant two-pigtailed German woman and stuffing her inside the cake, Randy was able to strut proudly with his new World Cake Wrestling Title.

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The boys in the back gasped in awe, knowing a new leader was in town the day Randy figured out how to get Triple H held down by a cake.

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Hunter: "Holy fuck, so THIS is how it feels like to be on the receiving end of a massive blown load... I'm sorry Randy!!!!!"

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After this humiliation, there was only one thing left to do: sit on the invisible lawn chair and wave the extra long pom poms to and fro.

OR

Hunter's new Slipper Punk Cheerleader Mime gimmick wasn't off to a good start.

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After Brutus accidentally poofed him with too much talcum powder following the haircut, Hunter made it a point to fire his barber.

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It wasn't a pretty sight once Michael Jackson's skin whitening finally started wearing off...

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Living proof that Hunter is indeed nothing more than a tub of lard.

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"What does pulling the plug at the bottom of this cake do... What the?! NOT THE BLACK HOLE PORTAL TO MIDCARD HELL!!!"
*instant vacuuming noise*

[Savio]

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Wow Mr Machman must have testicals the size of grape fruits.

[FourFifty]

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Triple H celebrates his “like you didn’t see this one coming” award.

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<b>Batista:</b> Ya know, we have wonderful ladies, cake, prestige… there’s only one person that could make this better… Yurple…

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After years of being held down by Triple H, God finally comes out from the cake to extract some chocolately sweet revenge.

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As Randy Orton exploded from the cake, Triple H knew it was true… No toon could refuse the old “shave and a haircut” routine.

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Well, they had to have someone who looks like The Rock hold that title for the commercials for the next WWE video game… seems Coach and Maven just didn’t make it.

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Randy Orton- Legend Killer, Blue Chipper, Youngest WWE champion, Crème Filling Champion.

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Triple H botches leave in conditioner.

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<b>Hulk Hogan:</b> Worst. Legdrop. Ever. Brother.

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<b>Triple H:</b> That Bastard! O’Haire didn’t even return the favor, let alone cuddle!

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<b>Batista:</b> Woah, Triple H! What’s on your pants! Please tell me that’s icing!
<b>Triple H:</b> Yeah…. Icing… that’s it…. :|

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“So when you leave the Oakland Raiders ice cream out on the field for three hours, it melts…. I don’t get it.”

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“AHHHHHHH! IS IT GONE!?!?!?!?! IS THE SPIDER GONE YET!?!??!?!”

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Finally, it was Triple H’s turn to lie on his back for Randy!



I should have said this first... didn't read 'em yet, just did 'em, sorry for any stolen jokes... Props to my little sister for giving me a hand this week. Ah, family love and making fun of Triple H....

[FourFifty]

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<b>Lock:</b> Oggie Boogie will like this!
<b>Shock:</b> Wait, this isn’t Santa! It’s Triple H…
<b>Barrel:</b> 10 bucks says he no-sells being eaten alive!

[El Santo]

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Hunter's celebration was cut short when, sick and tired of his damn title reigns, an entire galaxy blindsides him from behind.

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Flair: "Great party, Hunter! ... Hey, what's wrong, champ?"
HHH: "I just realized I coulda saved a bumch of money by switching to Geico."

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Batista: "Oh, DAMN, I knew I put in too much yeast!"

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Randy knew he should've continued with his promo, but by God, this was the most engrossing game of backgammon EVER.

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Orton: "...................
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.............................Oh, what the hell. One more slice of cake isn't gonna kill me."

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The crowd was moved like never before to Orton's rendition of Hamlet's "Alas, Poor Yorick" soliloquy.

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The night was made even more memorable when a flock of birds took a simultaneous dump.

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Flair: "Yep. I've seen this before, Trips. Definitely an alien symbiote."

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Enraged beyond belief, Trips demonstrates his secret power: transforming his hand into a giant novelty hammer.

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To attract more Japanese viewers, Batista spots some hot chicks in the first row and reacts like a true anime guy.

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Backstage cancer, and now... backstage leper.

[Corkscrewed]

Oly crap! NONE of those were non-flamingly awesome!!! :eek: :rofl:

[FourFifty]

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<b>Batista:</b> Hey Trips, you're takin' it kinda hard... I know you're upset, but do you really need to devour the whole cake?
<b>Triple H:</b> You don't know the pain I'm going though!!! *sniff* You don't know the loss I have in my heart!!!! *sniffle* You....
<b>Batista:</b> We can get you another one.
<b>Triple H:</b> REPLACE SNUGGLES?!?!?! HOW CAN YOU BE SO COLD!!!!! YOU NEVER HAD A TAMAGOTCHI DIE ON YOU!!!!!!!


<font size=1>Okay, it's a little dated, but come on, it's a tamagotchi! The little keychain pet thinges... yeah, I'm a dork....</font size>

[Hired Hitman]

They are TOO easy to caption, but i'm still not going to do it.

[Blue Demon]

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Hey, this isn't the women's locker room....

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What the hell...Mr Tumnus???

[Cool King]

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So THIS is what a 9 time World Heavyweight Champion looks like.

[Nark Order]

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Mr McMahon: Mr Cake! YOUR FIRED!!
Triple H: But Vince, Im not Ho...
Mr McMahon: Your not gonna fool me this time, Mr America my ass.
LMAO!

[Apprentice]

WWE.com added some new Raw photos regarding the Kane-Lita thing which I think would be great captions.

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[I-Hate-You]

You think it would have killed them to add them all at once?

[Apprentice]

You think it would have kille dthem to add them all at once?

haha. i agree i agree. o well.

[Apprentice]

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JR: OMAHSOMEOFGUNJOBBERJUSTKILLEDLITA!!!
Kane: You Bastard!!!!!!