RAW Captions (9-27-04)

[I-Hate-You]

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[Azriel]

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Where will you be when your diarhhea sets in?

[Azriel]

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HHH: Damnit Ric, stop screwing up the Ymca

[Azriel]

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Bischoff saves the day when he prevents Steven Richards from molesting a helpless fan

[Xero]

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Now now, Gene, no need for that prune face...

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Gene pulls off his finisher, which is a headlock while he stuffs a snake into his opponent's mouth...

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Ref: Break it down boys! These are some hot beats! Snap!

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All the ECW champion do was watch, because, well, he was out of work...

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Christy: Heh, I bet Carmella wouldnt have done half the stuff I did today...

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Worst. Rendition of "I Will Always Love You". Ever.

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Eugene: Ha ha! Hahahaha! I'm gonna cut off my tongue! Hahahaha!
Guy: Kill me now...
Eugene: Okay! **Stabs him** HAHAHAHAHA! I DID IT! HAHAHAHA!

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Eric Bischoff pulls off the "Fart from Hell" and kills him.

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Triple H: Woah... That's pretty big... **Looks down** :$ Ric, do your thing...
Ric: Way ahead of you...

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Orton was already dead, being hung up by the shard of glass. Ric just wanted to rub it in...

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Dave: Stevie... What happened!?... Yeah... Yeah... THAT SON OF A BITCH!
Triple H: :shifty: **Holds up belt then bolts**

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Ric: You cant tell me what to do... You're not my father! **Stumbles around**
Triple H: Jesus! How many of those drinks did he have!?
Batista: None, he's been acting like this all day...
Ric: I'm just kiddin man, I loooove you....

[Splaya]

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Snitsky was none too happy when he found out he would have to be the WWE's spokesperson for Viagra.







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Christy was worried when all of a sudden naked mideon came out and began to fondle his own breasts.

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She beat the Porn star, enough said.





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Eugene got his own hair caught in the hair clippers as the jobber looked on in disgust.


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The jobber was very unlucky when all of a sudden Eugene's #1 fan Jackie Chan came from the crowd and kicked the living shit out of him.

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When Flair screwed all of us over. I wish he would have hit Trips :( :'(

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Why did we need a double pic on the low blow. Good job WWE throwing it in our faces.


Anyways. Ric: Yeah you like that Randy, how does my foot feel up your ass.
Randy crying: It hurts Ric, it hurts.



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As HHH and belty celebrated what they had done, Batista was in the corner practicing for his late night fun with HHH :naughty:


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Ric: Your the man, I'm telling ya.
HHH: Ric I'm over here.
Ric: Oh sorry there was someone out there who had a HHH shirt on.
Batista: :nono:

[El Santo]

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Gene still can't figure out why he's being pushed as the "I-Didn't-Do-It Boy".

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The real reason Snitsky was brought in: to enfoce the new WWE conduct code that no one ever do the tired "Whassup" ever again.

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Snitsky: "Oh God... there's a porn star on my leg! Get it off get it off get it off!"

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On a very special "Will & Grace", Debra Messing has a memorable wardrobe malfunction.... and discovers that Eric McCormack isn't gay.

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When Christy Hemme does the Chicken Dance, everyone pays attention.

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It wasn't until now that Sean Penn realized that mentally challenged people resented his portrayal in "I Am Sam".

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Bischoff: "...and I hated 'Fast Times in Ridgemont High'!"

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Flair: "...and go back to hugging trees, you hippie!"
HHH: "Ric, that's not Sean Penn."

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Batista: "So... the 'ad infinitum' part in my contract mean ... what exactly?"
Flair: "Hey, check this out, Trips.... I'm going to give Dave one motherf****r of a wedgie!"

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Ric: "That's right.... You in the front row in the pink shirt.... You're a homo, and you know it."

[Gouda]

Didn't read anyone else's...

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"What is it? What do you smell?"-"Man Flesh"

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Snitsky: What? I'm choking Val Venis to death? That may be... But IT'S NOT MY FAULT. He's just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Ref: He can't help it. It's called a match...
Snitsky: IT'S NOT MY FAULT DAMMIT!

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Moments before: Val Venis latches onto Snitsky's leg like a little kid.
Snitsky: AHHH! Get it off! Get it off!

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Christy: They thought I would mind getting stripped down to my bra and panties? They must be stupid! I mean... I've been coming out here week in and week out in bikinis... what's the big difference?

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Eric Bischoff is so powerful that the wind created by his kick was enough to reel Mr. Blue Shirt.

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Ric: Uhhh... Randy? You can stop humping my foot now.
Randy: RKO! RKO! RKO!

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Batista: By God... I have hands!

[Gone Mad]

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"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

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Snitsky: Damn it, Val! If we don't do this and get that MMazing bar, I'll kill ya!

Venis: Hellloooo.... Twizzller...ugh!

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Snitsky: Crap! Random Lita impression!
Venis: Crap! O'Haire is still up there?!
Ref: ...Val Venis is still here???

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Mordecai and Honky Tonk Man look on from the crowd to see some wrestli... um, nevermind...

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JR: bAWgAWD You go girl!

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There was more of this scene but this isn't Howard Stern and we already know Trish can take down a bigger one...

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Eugene: BRUTUS BEEFCAKE... CUT HAIR... AND THAT WAS IT...

Guy (looking at Titantron): ...This isn't "Queer Eye"!

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Fei-long really let himself go..

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Orton: GUUUH?!!

hhh: Did you get the spider??

Ric: Got it. WHOOOOOO!!.. **flops**

JR: .......BAwGaWD! ArachnophobiastarringJeffDaniels!

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Signs you have a foot fetish...

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hhh: Anyone dropped this?

RKO: ...I did...nevermind...

Batista: I love you, Stevie Richards' sister!

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HHH: I can see the Arc of the Covenent from here.. Let's go!

Ric: ...Indiana Jones... you are an overrated stuntman who ...HATES snakes...hehe.. as for Bret..

**Foley comes from under the ring to beat Flair down...**

Bret: (watching on TV): THANK YOU!

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[Blue Demon]

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*to himself* Dammit...what does that Cue Card say???

[loopydate]

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Snitsky: "Oh God... there's a porn star on my leg! Get it off get it off get it off!"

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Flair: "...and go back to hugging trees, you hippie!"
HHH: "Ric, that's not Sean Penn."

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Batista: "So... the 'ad infinitum' part in my contract mean ... what exactly?"
Flair: "Hey, check this out, Trips.... I'm going to give Dave one motherf****r of a wedgie!"


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Although, was the "get off" pun intended?

[Tornado]

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Batista: Whoa, i'm tripping out man, it's like my hands can touch anything but themselves.....*clenches fist*...oh wait.."

[FourFifty]

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Gene does his “Triple H when he doesn’t have the world title” impersonation.

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In the locker room, Hidenrich is sad because he’s not there.
In Minnesota, Brock is about to have a heart attack.

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Try as he might, Gene has nothing on Luke and Butch.

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“No Steve! Don’t! I love you, honest!”

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<b>Lita:</b> Oh no! I botched being in the ring, and they sent my untrained stunt double in there!

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“I lost 145lbs, all thanks to The Simon System!”

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<b>Man In Chair:</b> So this is where I’ll be when my diarrhea acts up….

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FORCE KICK!

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Better than Gene, but still not Bushwhacker quality.

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<b>Randy:</b> OUUUUCH! Naich, you’re supposed to go for my side and I catch your leg! Who taught you how to do an enzurgi?
<b>Naich:</b> Lita.

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She can’t act, she can’t wrestle, she can’t cut a promo… and now Lita proves to us that she can’t even press the “on” button on the Titantron.

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<b>HHH and Batista:</b> Y-M-C-A!
<b>Naich:</b> You, in the front row, the one dancing with HHH and Dave, you’re a homo!

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<b>Christy:</b> You mean this WASN’T a talent show?!?!?!?! Just pointless T&A?
Pointless T’n’A…. I can do that…. I LOVE TNA!!!
<b>Vince:</b> :foc: :rant: :mad:

[Savio]

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Gene: Gene (angry): Its not my fault!
Stage hand: Good now next time don't read your name and and swallow your water first.

[Evil Vito]

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<font color=goldenrod>Just before this picture was taken...

<b>VAL:</b> Hey Gene, why is it that you're exactly like Test, as well as pretty much every other big man on the roster?

<b>GENE:</b> The trainers taught me how to wrestle, it's NOT.....MY.....FAULT!!!!!!</font> :mad: :mad: :mad:

[parkmania]

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Damn, no cue cards out here... What am I supposed to do?


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Val: Oh, so THAT'S how the Undertaker does the tongue thing...

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Snitzky: Well, what do you think?
Val: Sure Gene, you could make it as a Rockette... <snicker>

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Christy: Don't pull a Janet... Don't pull a Janet...

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Christy: Come on. I've played tackle football in my bra and panties. You think I won't be able to walk around a ring in them???

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OK, raise your hand if we've already seen enough of you for the year...

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Regal: You know, Master Eugene, if you just take a little off the top he'll look like Owen Hart.

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HHH: Wow. That looks like it hurt. Do it again, Ric!
Flair: I would if he'd let go of my leg!

[Corkscrewed]

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Taker wasn't too pleased when Lita botched the hair transplant and stuck it all on his chin.

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He also didn't take kindly to bad impressions of him.

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Val scored a 9.8 for flexibility and reaction time in the World Stylistic Shoe Biting Championships.

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Blueshirt scored a 0.4.

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Christy was having a great time posing scantily clad...

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...until Heidenrape showed up on the scene.

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Christy proves to be as dim as the other resident redhead when she reacts positively after being shot in the breast.

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In the "Jackass" segment of the night, Eugene attempts to shave his tongue while giving someone a perfect haircut.

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Everyone: "RHYNOOOOO!!!!"

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On this day, Orton found out why they called him Ric "Sybian Foot" Flair.

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Batista: "By George! I have two left hands!!!"

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Flair: "Stupid kid! You stole my left hand and gave it to Batista!!!"


:-\

[Corkscrewed]

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"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"


LMAO! Perfect!!!

[Savio]

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(Seconds before) Look I'm HHH after a meeting with Vince!

[Champion of Europa]

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Venis: Lita's baby's death?
Snitzky: NOT...MY..FAULT.
Venis: 9/11?
Snitzky: NOT...MY...FAULT..
Venis: The Hindenberg?
Snitzky: Seriously, not my fault. I wasn't even alive.

[Dark Kane]

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"I wish Rikishi was on RAW right now, if he was, my lips will be right where they are supposed to be."

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Christy: "What!!! I am not Lita..."

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Even Christy is happy that the damn Diva Search is over with.

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Christy: "I just got done fingering myself!!! Isn't that great!!!"

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Eugene showing the man the real way how to please a woman in bed.

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Bischoff: "Mr. Miyagi taught me this."

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The belt is heavier than HHH, which is why he has to sit down to hold the belt in the air.

[PorkSoda]

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Look! Its Gene Shnizzbot!

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Gene Shnizzbots new move: The Shnizzbot-lock of doom!

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King: SHNIZZBOT KICK!
JR: Haha, look at the Shnizzbot!
King: Yeah, hes a Shnizzbot! Gene Shnizzbot!
JR: Haha, Shnizzbot!

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Christy does her impression of Goldberg winning Jeapordy.

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Guy in blue shirt: Hey! Listen up! WILL YA LISTEN! A guy walks into a resturaunt, HEY YA LISTENIN? A guy walks into a resturaunt and he orders soup, the customer asks the waiter to taste the soup, the waiter asks why, no no no just taste the soup. The waiter asks if the soup is too hot, the customer says NO NO NO just taste the soup. The waiter says ok, wheres the spoon? Ha-haaa! Ah-Haaaa! *Blank stares* Ahh vaddya know wut funny?

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Here is one reason why you don't talk back to Santa Claus.

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Randy: This year I would like a boner!
Santa: OK!