TNA Forum Frenzy (C-FED) PPV IS UP. [Archive]

Kapoutman

10-16-2004, 01:36 PM

(I don't know if people saw this one. Just to be sure...)

*Last night's Raw was pretty good. Sure you had Nowhere man posing with a belt, you had Splaya defeating the Axis, but more importantly, you had "Evil" Rick Theodore. The MAN himself once again proved that he was true to his word. The crowd still remember that moments, and this is why they start booing as soon as the first words from "Les Patates" by Mononc' Serge can be heard. Rick himself makes his way to the ring, proudly wearing his VBulletin title. Something has changed though. With him is the SCARIEST man you will ever seen. One mountain of a man, I am telling you. This would still be about as normal as Rick can get, if it wasn't for one particular fact. The scary man is bringing a small trampoline with him to the ring. They climb inside, as Rick starts another of his great speeches.*

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RT: Ladies and Gentlemen, once again I delivered. I promised an EVIL surprise for SuperSlim. He got it, in the shape of two bad-ass looking guys carving his skull with their own hands. I promised something that would DOUBLE the dose of EVIL in this federation. You got it in the shape of the 7'0'', 300 pounds man standing by my side. Enough about Superslim. This man used to be my partner, but I always carried the team anyway. I took care of him, and I hope he got the message. Right now, it is my pleasure to introduce to you the man who will help me climb to even greater places than I already am. My new bodyguard..."Scary" Scott Chabot!

*The crowd looks on with hate in their eyes as the duo in the ring LAUGHS EVILY. The two men then HIGH-FIVE each others, and LAUGH SOME MORE. AN EVIL LAUGH, you guessed it.*

SC: I think that you all noticed it. Rick is the most EVIL man I have ever met. I used to train with him back in Montreal, Quebec. We kept contact while I watched him make his way in TNA. Last week, he approached me. He simply said "Scott, you are the SCARIEST bastard I have EVER seen. You need to help me." Who am I to refuse? It is not everyday that two geniuses like us have the pleasure to work together.

RT: Damn right! I have never seen a duo this EVIL since Bebop and Rocksteady ruled all over the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' asses! Everybody already knows about the fact that we ARE the GREATEST team to ever BREATHE, so I will now address our next event, Forum Frenzy. I know that you are probably all wondering what this trampoline is doing here.

SC: Come on, half of these people are probably still wondering how to tie their shoes.

RT: That would be because I STOLE their shoes!

SC: Now that is EVIL!

RT: Damn right!

*The crowd are now just wondering who unlocked the door of the local asylum. While some people are frenetically signaling "911" on their cellphone for people dressed in white to come and dress these two nutcases with closed-sleeve shirts, Rick and Scott just LAUGH...and LAUGH.*

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SC: All right. Enough. Tell them about the trampoline.

RT: What about the trampoline?

SC: Your plans for Forum Frenzy.

RT: Oh, true. As I was saying, this trampoline will serve a purpose. Scott will come with me at Forum Frenzy. While it is already set in stone that I am going to single-handedly eliminate each and every person who will step in the ring, this trampoline will be outside of the ring in case I would accidently slip or be pushed out by a strong gust of wind. Hey, that could happen.

SC: We never know, Rick.

RT: This is why Scott will be outside of the ring. He will move the trampoline accordingly, and should I "fall" outside of the ring, he will be there to make me land safely on the trampoline! My feet will NEVER touch the floor! Now THAT is...

SC: EVIL?

RT: Oh yes! So EVIL it is SCARY!

*The pair exchange high-fives once again, while the audience's collective brain is now frying from so much "information".*

RT: Since my victory is already written in the sky, I took the liberty to order my own nameplate for the World Championship belt. I know that common courtesy tells that I wait until I really put the champion's shoulder to the mat, but I couldn't wait. I also mailed that nameplate to Mr. X so that he has it handy.

SC: Nah. I kept it in my pocket.

RT: What did you mail him then?

SC: I know that you are EVIL, but since I am a SCARY guy, I mailed him a roadkill with a letter that threatens bodily harm should he give the title shot to somebody else.

RT: Good THINKING! Now that we made it clear who would win the Frenzy match, I want to give a quick mention Invisible. I stole your baseball bat? When? I only used what was in my surroundings! You don't like it? It's not my fault that you have the intelligence of Forrest Gump and Britney Spears' lovechild! Just so that you learn your lesson, and that you stop trying to mess with me, I took the opportunity to PUT CRAZY GLUE ON YOUR BASEBALL BAT! This will force you to use paint thinner to get it off your hands, and the paint thinner will irritate your palms. This will in turn cause you to have little to no grip during the Forum Frenzy match, preventing you from tossing out people or from holding on to the ropes to stop your own elimination! I THOUGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING! I AM EVIL!

SC: By the way Rick, since I also wanted to punish this man for his stupidity, so I pinned a bleeding pig to his locker room door with the words "Watch your back" written in blood below.

Crowd: :|

RT: YEAH! THAT IS SCARY! Ladies and Gentlemen, THE SEASON OF EVIL IS GONNA BE LONG THIS YEAR!

*Rick and Scott exchange HIGH-FIVES, then LAUGH an EVIL LAUGH before leaving the ring. A fan in the first row can be heard weeping, since these two men are cutting valuable time from what could have been a Nowhere Man apparition.*

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Loose Cannon

10-16-2004, 02:17 PM

ROFL at Sid's face in the 2nd picture

Savior

10-16-2004, 03:24 PM

*At the Froum Frenzy Press confrence*
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Naitch: Thats ok I have herpes too.
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Splaya: Yes forum Frenzy will be the best event in TNA hostory because I will win and Face the Champ at Trapped! I'll show you all a true champ.
(Crowd laughs)
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Naitch: I believe you
Splaya: Thanks
N: Loser
S: What?
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Ilt: I'll take any questions.
Guy from crowd: Are you and slim having sex
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Slim:.....Yes.....E-sex
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Paul: Forum Frenzy will be great for all the fans. They get to see one man last thruogh every other guy. That one man will be me!
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I will Dominate the frenzy! MVP, Invisible, Slim, Radd-
*Radd comes through the crowd and both men start slugging it out security tries to break it up but can not. Finally Slim gets his friends to break it up*
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Loose Cannon

10-16-2004, 03:41 PM

Also, look for some special entrants in the Frenzy :naughty:

Nowhere Man

10-16-2004, 04:11 PM

*Roachman finds Nowhere Man...

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...staring at a clock*

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Roach: Nowhere Man? Over the past few weeks, the Cock's been getting the best of you again and again, attacking you in the ring and humiliating you on the mic. And so far, you haven't said anything back. And since really all you've got going for you is the pinfall you got over him at the War Games, smart money's betting on the Champ. I know I am. With all this, I've got to ask: has the Cock finally gotten under your skin?

*Nowhere Man doesn't answer*

Roach: I said, has th--

NM: Every five seconds, two people die, and three people are born. Every three minutes, someone reports a sighting of a UFO. Every seventy-six years, Halley's Comet travels past the Earth. Every six seconds, men think about sex. Every year, the average American eats 12 pounds of cereal. Every day, 12 newborn babies are given to the wrong parents. Every--

Roach: Whoah, hey, what the hell are you talking about?

NM: Time, Roach. I never took much notice of it until recently, for I had been biding mine, sitting in the wings and planning while the man who calls himself Champion wastes his, prattling on about the same tired old things, spending his fortunes on poor look-alikes to try to insult me. During all of this, time continues unabated, unchallenged. It has gone on while we struggle to catch up, following our paths to one final point.

All men inevitably grow old, wither, and die. Even the mightiest heroes of us all will be broken, brought down, and ground into dust under the inexorable march of Time. It is the only thing that truly lasts forever in this world. We ourselves are all but insignificant to it. It is what we do with our alotted time, however, that can make all the difference.

Through action, one man can change the entire world, and stop Time dead in its tracks. Given the chance, a man can be remembered beyond death, his name and actions entwined in the passage of Time. In that way, he can indeed live forever.

The Cock and I walk very different paths, to be sure, but now they meet at one point, and there is only one clear recourse. This is a conflict over Titles, yes, but it is also a clash of principles, idealogies, and ways of life. For precious few minutes, the lights will focus, the bell will sound, and the Cock and I will become mighty as gods themselves in the eyes of the masses. I have been so close to the top of the mountain before, and this time I will not be denied. I have been given the chance to live forever, and I intend to take it.

Prepare youself, Cock. Time runs out.

Innovator

10-16-2004, 04:33 PM

ooc: crap, I'm trying to get the music going again and it's not working, double crap

Innovator

10-16-2004, 04:47 PM

*two unknown dues are going at it in the ring, really stinking up the place*

JR: BAHGAWD WHAT A MATCH FOLKS! THE FANS ARE ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEATS!

King: ....yeah....PUPPIES!

Crowd: BOOOORING! BOOOORING! BOOOORING! BOOOORING! BOOOORING!

*all of the sudden, the lights go out in the arena*

FATE

DESTINY

PAIN

INNOVATOR

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*crowd is mixed, but happy to see someone talented*

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JR: LAST EXIT!
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JR: LAST EXIT TO ... Ah hell his name doesn't matter
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JR: What a message sent by Innovator! DAMMIT TO HELL! He wants payback for whatever is burning him!

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The Naitch

10-16-2004, 06:06 PM

Backstage Shenanigans

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*The Cock arrives at the arena*

The Cock: :lol: It's time for The Cock to go ONE ON ONE with the most electrifying clown of all time! :lol: Forum Frenzy babay!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!

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Superslim: Yo Danny.

Danny: Sup

Superslim: The Cock is coming out on top tonight.

Danny: Yes.

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*For some odd reason, Paul Carrington and The Naitch are seen together*

Paul: Please Naitch. Will you be my manager? I'm despereately trying to get over, but god dammit, I can't do it on my own. Please, help a brother out.

Naitch: Nah

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Shaggy: So Marcus. Who's gonna win the TNA Championship tonight

Marcus: Nowhere Man, for sure

Shaggy: Do you want me to Shaggybomb you now, or later? :mad:

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*Ex-WWE Superstar, Bill Goldberg is seen backstage shooting the shit, looking for employment*

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Shaggy: Yo Danny. Can you believe Marcus had the audacity to say that Nowhere Man actually had a chance at beating The Cock tonight?

Danny: Beating The Cock? Hmmm :naughty:

Shaggy: Oh please

Danny: I'm trying to seduce you, dumbass :roll:

Shaggy: alright, let's make this quick :roll:

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Jenna G: Cock, tonight, you're putting your TNA Championship on the line, against the man who jumped you from behind, on RAW last week?

Cock: Jenna G. If that is your real name. Listen here, toots. Nowhere Clown and The Cock will face off tonight, Forum Frenzy_style. And you know what?

Jenna G: :kiss: what?

Cock: I think you are a skank bitch!

*Fans pop*

Cock: Don't laugh at Jenna G just because she's a skank ass ho!!!! The Cock didn't come here to entertain you people of....hey Jenna, what city are we in again?

Jenna G: :'( Uh, we're in Dayton Ohio....

*Fans pop*

Cock: Alright. To the people of Toronto Ontario, *fans boo* The Cock just had the blessing from one Justin Timberlake. *fans boo*JT told The Cock that he is McDonald's NUMBER ONE spokesperson, and he feels that Nowhere Man is trying to steal his spotlight. If you ask me, JT sounded quite pissed off that McDonald's chose Nowhere Man to be their main man, along with the rest of the gang. Sting Fan, Savior...also known as Hamburglar and Grimace. So you see, JT told The Cock to lay some serious Hollywood Smack on that clown, but most importantly, JT gave The Cock all rights, full access, CARTE BLANCHE to sing a little song for the people here tonight!!!!!

*fans boo*

Don't boo. The Cock gets more pie in one day than all you sons of bitches get in a LIFETIME!!!!! :rant:

Jenna G: :lol: So what song are you gonna sing for us, Cock? :D

Cock: Tonight, The Cock is gonna recite some acoustic acapella of "Senorita", Justin Timberlake approved and certified. So The Cock dedicates this song to Nowhere Man. Listen....

"On that sunny day, didn't know I'd meet...
such a beautiful clown walking down the street...

*Fans pop*

With those dark green eyes, and make-up running down...
He is just a clown....
gonna get the smacked down...

Baby listen...

Nowhere Assclown...
I feeel for you...
Your ass is mine...
There's nothing you can do...."

Jenna G: :lol:

The Cock: So you see, Nowhere Man can give his little speech and make himself look like a bumbling fool, and put us to sleep with his campaign against coolness, but tonight, The Cock sings, he entertains, he electrifies! Just like tonight. The Cock is gonna simply electrify the shit out of Nowhere Man. If ya smell what The Cock is cooking.

MVP

10-16-2004, 06:08 PM

On RAW is <s>Gangster</s> MVP.

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MVP and Radd quickly leave the ring after their win over The Dub and Paul.

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In the locker room afterwards.

Radd: "That was a tough match, and we have the Forum Frenzy tomorrow night. Gonna be a hell of a weekend."

MVP: "Yeah I can't wait til the match I'm fired up."

Radd: "I KNOW I'm finally gonna get the chance to get my TNA title back, that is provided you step out for me when it's down to the two of us."

MVP: "Whoa whoa what are you talking about?"

Radd: "Well c'mon. You know I've been fighting to get the TNA title back for a while. I AM the longest reigning TNA champion, the title belongs around my waist."

MVP looks pissed

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MVP: "Why the hell would I give up the chance of a lifetime just so an assclown like you can get the title shot...AGAIN. Haven't you thought about the fact that maybe I deserve a title shot?"

Radd: "Because maybe you ought to recognize who makes this tag team."

MVP: "All the MVPeons out there know I'm the one who makes this tag team what it is. If it weren't for Paul kicking the crap out of you, we wouldn't have had to cheat to win."

Slight pop from the crowd.

Radd: "Look Mike, if it comes down to you and me in the Forum Frenzy...get ready for a hell of an ass kicking."

MVP: "I'll be looking at you from the inside of the ring. And that's all I have to say about that."

MVP walks off. Radd just glances with a hint of compassion in his expression.

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88% of the fans prefer MVP to Joey Radd.

Savior

10-16-2004, 07:38 PM

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Mosh Jattews: Paul! Paul!..Did you hear what naitch said about you?
Paul: Huh?
Mosh: He said you were the most overrated wrestler
Paul: He did huh?......Well Naitch is kinda like Canada...2nd rate and a pussy.
Mosh (Rolling up his sleaves): Hey I'm Canadian!
Paul: Don't waste my time....Here have a Dollar.
Mosh: Thank you good man!

Bazooka

10-16-2004, 09:53 PM

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*Les Patates" by Mononc' Serge plays throughout the arena as Rick Theodore comes to the ring accompanying "Scary" Scott Chabot for his debut match against an unknown opponent.*

Rick Theodore:"Evilness has greeted you once again today. Apparently, a match has been booked between my body guard "Scary" Scott Chabot, but his opponent had not been revealed. Doesn't matter, my bodyguard will take care of this savage. Bring your carcass out here, and prepare to die."

*Arena fades to a deep purple as Beginning of the End(HIM)... and plays... everyone is anticipating Invisible to appear but noone shows up*

Rick Theodore:"Ah, enough already cut the music. I get the point, Invisible was supposed to be Scary Scott's opponent for tonight but the coward is too afraid to come out here and be a man. That was the smartest decision you ever made, my friend. Times a wasting, let's leave joint Scott"

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*"Scary" Scott Chabot turns around and is met by a kendo stick shot to the head. At this point "Evil" Rick Theodore is infuriated. He rushes Invisible but is met by a shot to the midsection. Invisible rubs his hands together and tosses Rick over the top rope with ease. Invisible slides out of the ring laughing, then grabs Rick's microphone.*

Invisible:"You're evil shenanigans are no effect towards me, and this is just an example for TNA Forum Frenzy. If Rick, Superslim, Innovator or anyone wants to cross paths with me, they're going to be tossed out. I will not be made a joke of, and at Frenzy, I'll show how serious I am. By the way, that pig you delivered to me was delicious."

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*Beginning of the end starts up, and Invisible exits in creepy fasion*

*end of segment*

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PS:The pig was not poisoness.

Loose Cannon

10-17-2004, 01:34 AM

TNA FORUM FRENZY: WHO WILL SURVIVE.

**Helmesphere is seen In the back with Shaggy as the PPV kicks off.
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Shaggy: Yes, # 16. This is great. My chances are huge to win the Frenzy.

Helmsphere: Shaggy, do you know the story Lot?

Shaggy: No

Helmsphere: Well, you see, Lot and his brother Abram had a lot of sheep, but where they lived, there wasn’t enough water to go around. So one of them had to move. Lot decided to take the easy way out and move to the rich fertile plains, where there was plenty of water and grass. Soon, all of Lot’s possessions were stolen and Lot was thrown in jail. He was a failure Shaggy.

Shaggy: OK

Helmsphere: Do you want to take the easy way out and end up like Lot? Or do you want to earn your shot? I suggest trading in that #16 for #1. It’s your choice Shaggy, but hey, I’m not telling you anything you don’t already know.

**Shaggy has a puzzled look on his face as the segment ends.
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*Quick Commercial plays for TPWW Trapped coming soon.

FORUM FRENZY BATTLE ROYAL: WINNER RECIEVES A TITLE SHOT AT TNA TRAPPED.

JR: Well here we go King. The Battle Royal everyone has been waiting for. 20 men, only 1 winner.

King: My pick is “Evil” Rick Theodore, I love that guy.

JR: Let’s see who drew #1

**SHAGGY’S MUSIC HITS AND Shaggy comes out with Helms
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JR: Helmsphere has got total control over Shaggy King.

**”EVIL” RICK THEODORE’S MUSIC HITS AND OUT HE COMES WITH “Scary” Scott, who is carrying a Trampoline with him.

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Bell rings and Shaggy and Rick start it off. Rick gets in a good blow to Shaggy’s mid section and then hits a big powerslam. Rick picks Shaggy up and nails Shaggy with a side slam. Shaggy starts making a comeback and hits Rick with lefts and rights.

10…9….8….7….6….5…4…3….2….1 IT’S MVP
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MVP comes flying in and quickly attacks Shaggy. MVP and Rick decide to team up a little as the Fans suddenly break into a “WE WANT DUB” CHANT. MVP and Rick hits a double suplex on Shaggy.

Rick goes for the high five to MVP, but fakes MVP out and hits a low blow. Rick looks into the camera and says “EVIL BABY HAHAHA.”

Shaggy gets back up and closelines Rick over the top, but Rick is still on the apron. Scott comes with the trampoline and places it below Rick. Shaggy gets a drop kick on Rick, but Rick falls off the apron and bounces right off the trampoline and right back into the ring.

**FANS LET OUT A COURSE OF BOOOS. REF’S SAYS IT’S LEGAL.

**MVP nails Shaggy and then applies the Walls to Rick.
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10….9……8…..7….6….5….4…3…2….1 IT’S THE RETURNING DISTURBED 3:16
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**STUNNER TO SHAGGY, STUNNER TO MVP, STUNNER TO RICK.
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**FANS POP HUGE

“SCARY” Scott grabs Disturbed’s foot and kicks him in the face. Rick comes from behind and tosses Disturbed out of the ring.

10…..9……8……7…..6….5….4…3…..2…..1 IT’S INNOVATOR.
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Innovator comes in and attacks MVP. Shaggy is fighting Rick in the corner. Innovator nails the “Last Exit” to MVP. Shaggy gets a spear on Rick.

10…9……8…..7…..6…5…4…3…2…1 IT’S INVISIBLE.
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INVISIBLE goes right after Rick and nails him with a hammer he had in his pocket. Invisible nails Shaggy with it. Innovator hits a drop toe hold on MVP.

Invisible and Innovator stare each other down. Invisible hands Innovator the hammer and tells him to hit him. Innovator drops the hammer and nails Invisible with a big right. Invisible comes back with a left and the two ate battling it out.

10….9….8…7…6…5…4…3….2…1 IT’S STING FAN.
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Sting Fan comes in and dives at MVP, but MVP ducks and STING Fan goes flying over the top rope.

**MVP’S REACTION.
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10…..9…..8….7….6….5…4….3…2….1 IT’S LEGEND KILLER.
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LK comes in and attacks Innovator. Invisible pushes LK off and wants Innovator to himself.

**LK KICKS INVISIBLE IN THE GUT AND HITS THE “KILLER CLASH”
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MVP is trying to get Rick out, but “Scary” Scott places the trampoline below Rick and saves him again.

10….9……8….7….6….5….4….3….2…..1 ITS TRO
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TRO FLIES IN THE RING AND IMEDIATELY ATTACKS LK. TRO whips LK into the ropes and CLOSELINES HIM OUT OF THE RING.

FANS POP HUGE.

Invisible and Innovator are fighting in the corner again and Invisible hits Innovator with a Flatliner.

Invisible picks Innovator up and ties him up in the ropes. Invisible picks up his hammer and smashes it in Innovator’s face 10 times. Invisible goes to dump Innovator over…..BUT SHAGGY COMES FROM BEHIND AND DUMPS OUT BOTH OF THEM.

Invisible and Innovator land right near Helmsphere and Helmsphere looks at them and smiles. INNOVATOR AND INVISIBLE FIGHT TOWARDS THE BACK.

10….9…8….7…..6….5….4…3….2….1 IT’S SUPER SLIM
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SLIM goes right after Rick and nails him with the “Superstar” Shaggy is in the corner resting and TRO and MVP are fighting in another corner. “Scary Scott has the trampoline right by Rick to save him.

Slim picks up Rick and hits a drop kick, which sends Rick on to the Trampoline. Rick jumps right back in the ring. FANS BOOOOO RICK TO DEATH.

Slim hits a baseball slide to Scary Scott and he’s down. Rick tries to toss Slim out, but Slim lands on the trampoline and Rick doesn’t know it.

SLIM COMES BACK IN AND AS RICK TURNS AROUND, SLIM LIFTS HIM UP AND BACK BODY DROPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND RICK FALLS RIGHT THROUGH THE TRAMPOLINE.

FANS POP HUGE

10….9……8…..7…..6…..5….4….3….2….1 IT’S THE OWW OWNER.
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OWW OWNER IN AND…OWW TOSSED OUT BY TRO.

Shaggy hits a DDT on Slim. MVP nails Shaggy with a spinning heel kick and. TRO NAILS MVP WITH THE “RUDE AWAKENING”

TRO IS THE ONLY ONE STANDING IN THE RING.

10…..9…..8….7…YOU KNOW WHO’S COMING OUT :naughty: 6…..5…..4…..3…2…1. IT’S DANNY ELECTIRC.
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FANS GO NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE CONFRONTATION.

DE tells TRO to back up before he gets into the ring. MVP comes from behind and chop blocks TRO. DE slides in and goes right after TRO. MVP and Danny Electric work on TRO.

MVP holds TRO AND DANNY NAILS HIM WITH THE “ELECTRIFIER” AND POSES.
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SLIM takes down MVP with a back suplex. Danny Electirc picks TRO up, BUT TRO GETS A LOW BLOW IN AND HITS DE WITH THE “RUDE AWAKENING.”

A DEAFENING POP FROM THE FANS.

DANNY Electric is dazed and TRO CLOSELINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE. FANS GO NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRO YELLS “Take that, you son of a Bitch.”

TRO turns around and DE grabs TRO’s hand. TRO turns around and MVP COMES FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES OUT TRO.

DE AND TRO kill each other and the ref’s break it up.

SHAGGY, SLIM AND MVP ARE IN THE RING.

10……9……8….7…..6….5….4…3….2….1… IT’S OBL

MVP is fighting Shaggy in the corner and OBL takes on Slim. OBL goes for the “WMD” BUT SLIM REVERSES AND TOSSES HIM OUT.

10…9…8….7….6…..5…4…3…2….1 STALIN COMES IN.

MVP tries to hit Shaggy with a suplex, but Shaggy sees Invisible’s hammer he left behind and grabs it. Shaggy nails MVP in the head with it.

**HELMESPHERE GETS UP ON THE APRON AND SCREAMS AT SHAGGY TO ELIMINATE HIMSELF RIGHT NOW. Helmesphere says Shaggy took the easy way out.
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SHAGGY turns to Helms and SCREAMS “NOOOOOOOOOO”

FANS POP.

HELMS COMES IN THE RING AND DUMPS SHAGGY OVER THE TOP HIMSELF.

SHAGGY IS PISSED AND IS ABOUT TO HIT HELMS, BUT HELMS PULLS OUT A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY. HELMS SMILES AS SHAGGY DROPS HIS FISTS AND TAKES THE MONEY.
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HELMS TURNS HIS BACK AND SHAGGY THROWS THE MONEY TO THE CROWD AND HITS HELMS WITH A RIGHT.

**HUGE POP FROM THE CROWD. Shaggy SPITS ON Helms and leaves.

10…..9…..8…..7….6…..5….4….3….2…1 IT’S “STONE COLD” HUSSEIN

Stalin and Hussein double team Slim and MVP just waits in the corner. Stalin and Hussein hit a WMD DROP on Slim. They both go to toss SLIM OUT, BUT MVP COMES UP FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES ALL 3 OUT.

CROWD BOOOS AS SLIM IS ELIMIANTED.

MVP IS ALL ALONE IN THE RING.
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10….9…..8….7….6…5…4…3….2….1.IT’S THE RTURNING HOOT-N-TOOT GUERRERA
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FANS :lol:

**MVP’s reaction
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HOOT-N-TOOT comes in the ring all high and drunk and stumbles over the ropes. Guerrera goes to hit MVP, but hits the turnbuckle instead and MVP dumps him over.

**MVP heads on over to the commentary booth and delievers some commentary.
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MVP: Hey, shut your mouth Junior (to J.R.) Look, I’ve won the Frenzy, now where’s my Celebration BABY.

JR: You didn’t win yet kid. Hey assclown, was a pathetic attempt to cut MVP DOWN? Let me show you how it’s done.

**MVP goes back in the ring and awaits for the next guy.

10….9…..8….7…..6….5….4…..3….2….1….IT’S THE DUB
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****FANS BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE ARENA.

THE DUB POINTS AT MVP AND MVP PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS HEAD.
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THE DUB COMES IN AND MVP AND HIM GO AT IT.

THE DUB HITS MVP WITH A HUGE CLOSELINE AND NAILS HIM WITH THE “STOCK MARKET CRASH.”

FANS POP HUGE.

10…..9…..8…..7…6….5….4…3…2…1 IT’S IT’S IT’S DARK KANE.
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FANS Suprisingly Pop for DK.

DK comes in and hits a chokeslam on the DUB AND THEN ON MVP.

10….9….8….7…6…5…4…3…2…1 IT’S AZRIEL.
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Azriel comes flying in and attacks the former “Father” of the Church.

**AZRIEL hooks the Crossface.
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DK gets up, but Azriel still has the Cross face hooked. DK goes over the top w Azriel, but Azriel holds on and pulls himself back in the ring.

10…..9…..8…..7….6…5….4..3…2…1. IT’S HHHitler.
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HHHitler attacks The Dub and Azriel and MVP fight it out. HHHitler hooks the “Gas Chamber” on the Dub. Azriel almost has MVP out..

**BUT MVP HOLDS ON.
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AZRIEL IS TRYING TO PUSH MVP OFF.

10……..9……8….7…6…5..4..3….2..1. IT’S JOEY RADD.
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CROWD LETS OFF THUNDEROUS BOOOOS.

RADD comes in and helps out MVP BY ATTACKING Azriel. MVP and Radd hit a Double Spine Buster.

MVP AND RADD NOW GO TO TOSS AZRIEL OUT

10…….9…..8…7….6….5….4….3….2…..1 HERE COMES PAUL
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PAUL NAILS MVP WITH A CLOSELINE AND THEN NAILS RADD. HHHitler comes over to get Paul and Paul nails him
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**PAUL’S FIRED UP

**PEDIGREE ON RADD
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10…..9…….8….7….6….5….4…3…2…1 IT’S PLAYA THE FINAL GUY.
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PLAYA ATTACKS HHHiter immediately.

MVP and Paul are going at it. The Dub helps Playa with HHHitler.

**Playa nails HHHitler with a Big Boot.
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**LK comes from the back and hits the “Killer Clash” on Playa. The Dub sees an opportunity and tosses out Playa.
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**Azriel locks the Cross face on HHHitler. OBL comes from the back and slips the Iron Cross to HHHitler. HHHitler nails Azriel in the face. Azriel is falling back and.. Stalin and Hussein come out and hold the top rope down. HHHitler closlines Azriel over the top rope and out.

The Axis attacks Azriel.

The DUB comes from behind and Dumps out HHHitler.

PLAYA COMES OVER AND HELPS AZRIEL AGAINST THE AXIS.
ALL THE REF’S COME OVER TO BREAK THE FIGHT UP.

MVP and Radd are attacking Paul.

**DUB FROM BEHIND DUMPS OUT MVP

CROWD POPS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT THE REF’S DON’T SEE IT.

RADD AND PAUL BOTH SEND EACH OTHER OVER THE TOP.

THE DUB WINS, THE DUB WINS…REF’S DON’T SEE THIS.
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MVP SLIDES BACK IN AS THE DUB CELEBRATE AND DUMPS OUT THE DUB.
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CROWD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REF’S SEE THIS AND HOLD UP MVP’S HANDS.

CROWD: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc:

The Dub comes back in and tells the Ref’s he WON. REF’s say no and The Dub attacks all the Ref’s to a Huge Pop. MVP ducks out of the ring and leaves to a course of BOOOOS.

**THE DUB TOASTS THE CROWD BEFORE EXITING,
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WINNER OF FORUM FRENZY: MVP

Loose Cannon

10-17-2004, 01:36 AM

TNA WORLD TITLE MATCH: Nowhere Man vs The Cock

Video Package Plays of the BIG TIME FEUD

***NM ENTERS TO AN AMAZING POP.
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**HERE COMES THE COCK TO SOME BIG TIME HEAT. (Arena is in NY and The Cock was seen on the Red Sox bus earlier in the day)
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The Cock lays the Belt down and he and NM stare at each other.

Ref rings the bell and we get started. NM and The Cock lock up and the Cock swings NM into the ropes and NM bounces off with a jumping closeline.

NM picks up the Cock and hits a dropkick. NM whips Cock into the corner and comes flying in with a SLPASH

**Death Lock on the Cock
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The Cock gets to the ropes, rolls out of the ring and takes a breather.

NM comes flying out with a Plancha to the Cock. CROWD POPS FOR THAT.

NM GOES TO WHIP COCK INTO THE POST, BUT COCK REVERSES AND NM HITS HIS HEAD ON THE POST.

COCK ROLLS NM BACK INTO THE RING AND HITS THE “HOLLYWOOD ELBOW”
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COVER: 1……..2……Kick out.

The Cock hits a Spine Buster on NM and goes for another cover, but NM kicks out.

Cock goes for the Cock Bottom, but NM gets out of it and HITS THE “DROP FROM NOWHERE.”

JR: BAH GAWD, HE’S GONNA DO IT

COVER 1……..2…….KICK OUT BY THE COCK.

NM PICS COCK UP AND……

**COCK BOTTOM
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COVER: 1………..2…….KICK OUT BY NM

CROWD POPS HUGE.

COCK GOES FOR AN IRISH WHIP, BUT NM SENDS HIM IN THE CORNER.

NM GOES FOR A SPLASH, BUT COCK PULLS THE REF IN THE WAY AND THE REF GETS KNOCKED OUT.

Cock hits NM with a LOW BLOW. COCK GOES OUTSIDE AND GRABS HIS BELT.

The Cock is ready to hit Nowhere Man with the Belt.

**HERE COMES THE DUDE W/ A CHAIR.
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THE DUDE NAILS THE COCK IN THE HEAD WITH IT. Nowhere Man off the TOP with a Frog Splash

***CROWD ABSOLUTELY LOSES THEIR MINDS

REF CRAWLS OVER AS NM HAS A COVER

1…………….2………………21/2 ……………..3

NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP

JR: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES BAH GAWD YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

FANS HIGH FIVE EACH OTHER IN THE STANDS

**NM’S PALS COME OUT AND CELEBRATE WITH NM. EVEN BILL GOLDBERG.
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NM HOLDS UP THE TITLE AS THE PPV ENDS.

WINNER AND NEW CHAMP: NOWHERE MAN.

MVP

10-17-2004, 01:50 AM

Great job. Especially with having Disturbed, Hoot-and-Toot, Dark_Kane, and OWW guy coming in. :y:

Savior

10-17-2004, 01:59 AM

*Backstage paul and radd still battle it out*
Paul: Eat this cockfag
*Paul starts stomping Radd*
*Just then a car comes zooming by*
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King: Jesus CHRIST he hit him with the car!
JR: Oh....my
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JR: Who the hell is that?
Guy: You thought all those fat jokes were funny? Well I lost weight now!
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Radd: Put him in wadding, and meet me at the place.
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Dave: Heh your ass is going down, bitch!

BungeeWithNoCord

10-17-2004, 01:59 AM

that was funny....I just joined a few days ago so i dont know what this is about but...cock bottom thats pretty funny.

Kapoutman

10-17-2004, 04:02 AM

I thought I ordered one of those Heavy Duty trampoline. Stupid thing. :mad:

10-17-2004, 10:07 AM

*LK backstage after Forum Frenzy*

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Roach: What are your thoughts on Forum Frenzy?

LK: That son of a bitch TRO is going to pay. That asshole cost me my shot at the damn title. *Calms himself down* But you have to look at the positives of the night and that is that I cost Splay ahis shot at the title and I have weakened him for our match on Raw is Gangster. But TRO and I hope your watching. I will have my revenge with you one way or the other but I will concentrate on you more after I have successfully defended my X-Division Championship. But TRO you will pay. You will pay with your blood and you will pay with your career when me and you clash one more time. Now Splaya as far as you are concerned you managed to overcome the Axis. But you didn't manage to stop me when I came in the ring in the rumble and what I did with the Killer Clash was just a small sample of what will happen when you and I face each other on Raw. Now get the hell out of my way, Roach.

Loose Cannon

10-17-2004, 11:25 AM

RAW MATCHES FOR NEXT WEEK.

Playa vs LK: X Division Title Match.

Nowhere Man vs Invisible: World Title Match.

TRO Interview

Azriel vs OBL

Rick vs Dark Kane: VB Title Match

-------------------------------------

Trying to save all the big matches for Forum Mania 2.
\

Nowhere Man

10-17-2004, 04:19 PM

*"The God That Failed" hits as the new TNA World Champion hits the ring*

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*Nowhere Man gets a standing ovation from the crowd*

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NM: For once, I will not speak in riddles and metaphors. What you see tonight is not an illusion. This is the Truth. This is what Destiny has decreed. This is Nowhere Man, the TNA World Champion!

*The crowd pops huge again*

NM: And as fate would have it, my first opponent for defending my newly won title is my old apprentice, Invisible. *fans pop again, some chanting for a HIAC or a deathmatch* And though the thought of being the one hunted instead of one of the hunters may be unsettling to some, for me it is envigorating. Try holding a tiger by the tail, try taking an anrgy dog's food, and you still will not know the ferocity with which I will defend what is mine. For the ebb and flow of Fate says--

*Nowhere Man is cut off by some psychadelic and all-too-familiar music*

*the fans go nuts as THE DUDE appears on the Tron*

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Dude: Owwwwww, baby, it's the Loved One himself, comin' to ya via the miracle of a VHS cam-corder to give my main man his just deserves for his big win! Now, some of you more brainy hipsters may have noticed this tape was being shot before the title match last night. So how could the hippest cat in the world know that the man in black & white was gonna wear gold? Was it precognition? ESP? PBS? DVD? No no no no no, my friend, the Dude knows because he had the deck stacked in advance.

First of all, I knew that the Cock was gonna bring in some local muscle to put the whoopin on you before the match even started. So since all should be fair in Love and War, the Loved One decided to even up the odds

*Picture of the Dude after 'taking care' of Cock's hired thugs*

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....Then of course, there was the Dude's outstanding performance in the match itself...

*picture of an unconscious Cock, after being waffled by the Dude's chair*

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....which may have some people wondering "hey, I thought Dude Love and Nowhere Man are the same guy! How's that possible?"

NM: I was just about to ask that very question.

Dude: Well, it's very simple. The Dude knew that Nowhere wasn't gonna let him out to add some lovin' to his big doom-and-gloom party, so he found another way out. Let's just say that Love can be infectious. Allow me to show you the revolution in "love-making," the one and only LOVE POTION!

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Dude: That's right! By mixing sunflower seeds, Hydronium Extract 237, and a whole LOT of LSD, The Dude can make anyone a Loved One! Here's the man who KO'ed Cocky last night, Dude Love #2!

*Another Dude Love makes his way down to the ring!*

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Dude: And while we're at it, say hello to the rest of the gang!

*Another Dude Love comes out....

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*....and another...*

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*....and another....*

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*...and another....*

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JR: Bah Gawd, King! The Dude clones are everywhere! ....King? .....KING?!

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"King:" That's correct-o-mundo, JR! This may very well be the groooooviest invasion of all time!

*Nowhere Man is furious*

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Dude on Tron: Don't worry too much, Nowhere Cat. The effects only last an hour or two. But with the power of Loooove on your side, there ain't nothing you can't do. Think about it: another Dude whenever you want it! The Church of Orton, the Hollywood Connection, Team Sexy, the Axis---psssshhhh! They ain't got nothin on the LEGION OF LOVE, baby! OWWWWWWWWW, HAVE MERCY!

*Nowhere Man disappears in a flicker of lights as the "Legion of Love" moves in on the ring. From there, they proceed to shuck and jive until the segment ends*

Loose Cannon

10-17-2004, 05:52 PM

LMAO. That was great.

Azriel

10-17-2004, 06:16 PM

ooc: NM that was AWESOME! Congrats on being the new champ! And LC, why do I have the strangest feeling I'm fighting Shaggy at Forum Mania? :lol: Great shows by the way.

Loose Cannon

10-17-2004, 06:18 PM

No, Shaggy is babyface now. I have one idea where you'll team with Shaggy at Forum Mania and another idea where you're by yourself in another match. Not sure which I'll use.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

10-17-2004, 06:44 PM

*The arena darkens*

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*A strange arabic tune starts up, as Osama Binshaw Layfield appears on the ramp*

*The crowd boo as he makes his way to the ring*

*Osama takes a mic as the music stops playing*

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OBL: Greetings….. I have been informed that I will face the one known as Azrael next week on Raw. Well I have no reason to fear him. Hulk Hitler eliminated him from the battle royal, and he could do nothing to prevent this. He could also do nothing to prevent the beating that myself and my associates gave to him post elimination, even with the Splaya on his side. I call to all Muslims worldwide, if you see Azrael in the streets, or indeed the Splaya, do not hesitate to recreate 9/11 on them with your own vehicles, crushing them like the infidels that they are.

*The crowd go insane with booing*

OBL: And now I introduce to you, a man who was robbed of a win at Forum Frenzy. A man who, more than anyone else, deserves a title shot. A man who needs no introduction….. Hindenburg Hulk Hitler!

*HHH appears on the ramp, accompanied by Stone Cold Saddam Hussein, and Just Joe Stalin*

*The crowd give them a bad reception, and begin a ‘Hitler Sucks’ chant*

*They make their way down the ramp and in to the ring, before Hitler takes the mic*

HHH: Sank you for ze introduction, my friend.

*HHH pauses to test the crowd’s patience*

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HHH: All zat you said ist true. I am ze von who deserves a chance at ze Vorld Championship. I hef begun a reign of terror zat no-von can hope to end. I am ze greatest and purist athlete to step inside a TNA ring!

*The crowd seem to disagree*

HHH: And vot you said about Azrael und ze Splaya, I agree completely. Zey are nozing but filz! Azriel hast as much chance of defeating you, Osama, as ze Jews had of escaping from ze German camps of ze 1940’s.

*The other Axis members begin to clap, while the crowd boo*

HHH: I vill admit, zat ze Splaya hast been devious in his dealings viz us. He hast proven himself to be a worzy opponent. But believe me ven I say zat he vill never get ze better of the ze Axis again! Ve vill do everyzing in our power to crush him und all zat he stands for, ze beliefs und vays of ze pitiful und filzy American scum!

*An angry man from the crowd jumps the barrier and slides in to the ring, before being grabbed by Saddam and Stalin*

HHH: Vot is zis? A filzy American trying to make a statement? Vell I vill use zis opportunity to make a statement for myself.

*HHH signals, and Osama Manhattan Drops the fan*

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*HHH locks in the gas chamber on the helpless man as he lies on the floor in agony*

*Saddam picks up the mic*

SCSH: This is what happens to those who cross the Axis!

*Hitler releases the hold, and Stalin tosses the fan over the top rope to the floor*

*HHH takes back the mic*

HHH: Hindenburg… Hulk… Hitler… Ist a man who talks a gut fight, but unlike ze rest of ze TNA roster, he fights an ever better von!

*The rest of the Axis nod in agreement*

HHH: I am demanding zat I, ze most deserving man in ze business, ist acknowledged as such, und given a chance to vear gold around my glorious vaist!

*Just Joe Stalin takes the mic*

Stalin: This man speaks the truth. He alone has made a bigger impact on this business than any other man! And with us by his side, he is destined for the ultimate glory that this business offers.

*HHHitler takes back the mic*

HHH: Now ist ze time. Ze time for ze Unholy Axis of Evil to claim ze spoils of our vor! Let zis be a varning to zose who currently hold gold: Make ze most of your title reigns vile zey last, because ze Axis ist coming for you!

*HHH gives a Nazi salute*

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*The Axis then leave the ring and make their way to the back, to a chorus of boos*

Splaya

10-17-2004, 07:07 PM

Sorry all I have not been able to RP this weekend, my net has been down. I'll try to write an RP today or tommorow. Great show though LC. I liked how LK came from the crowd to have me eliminated.

Danny Electric

10-17-2004, 07:36 PM

Great show

Savior

10-17-2004, 08:10 PM

*Phone Rings*
Dave: Hello?
Radd: Hey its Radd....I'm getting a reading from the camera you hooked up in the trunk.
Dave: and?
Radd: He hasn't moved in awhile he may have ran out of air.
*Dave pulls over at a gas station*
Dave: Lemme check.......No pulse...I never heard of any one soffocating to death in a trunk........Yeah maybe he had internal injuries when I hit him with the car.
Radd: Just dump him some place and meet me here.
*Hangs up*
D: Might as well get a salad while I'm here
*1 minute goes by*
D: I'll take-
Paul: I'm not dead yet.
*Paul spears Dave in to someone carrying a plate of burritos and grabs his keys and cell phone, then runs to the car*
*As paul is driving away the phone rings*
Radd: Dave he got out! He-
Paul: I'ma fuck you up!
Radd:....Heh follow the map in the glove compartment.
-------------------------
Dave (still on floor next to burrito.): No....I came so far...I must resist...It smells so good.....Ok just this once.
*Dave starts to eat the burrito*

Azriel

10-17-2004, 08:10 PM

ooc: Changing my music by the way, "Sad But True" seems too heelish.

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JR: Well King, the road to Forum Mania is upon us as we had a great Forum Frenzy.

King: It was huge JR. My main man MVP won the Rumble, but that clown Nowhere Man stole the title from the Cock.

JR: MVP didn't win it, The Dub did and you know it, but because of a technicality, MVP cheats his way to facing the World Champ at Trapped, whoever that will be by that time. I expect Dub will get some kind of retribution along the way.

All of a sudden, Metallica's "Of Wolf and Man" hits and Azriel comes out to a rousing ovation from his Azrielites

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Azriel: Well, a lot has happen since I last addressed you Azrielites. First off, I get robbed of my chance to put a hurting on Helmsphere when he forced Shaggy to take his place. Now Shaggy, I'm sorry, but you put me in a very awkard position on RAW. I did what I had to do. Now Shaggy, I think you're head is starting to clear up about this whole Helmsphere matter, but you are still under his spell, and you need to drop him like a bad habit. Helmsphere, you might have gotten off easily on RAW, but just let me warn you that when you least expect it I'm going to hurt you so bad. It may not be in the ring, but it may be backstage, or it may be in the parking lot. You'll never know, but I will kick your ass at least once before your tenure in the TNA is through, and that's a promise.

Now at Forum Frenzy, I was doing fairly well for myself until HHHitler's cronies the Axis of Evil cheat to get me eliminated. Were you guys paying attention to what I said not too long ago? When you screw with me, I get pissed, and believe me, you wouldn't like me when I'm pissed, so on RAW, I have the pleasure of venting out my anger on the individual who helped HHHitler eliminate me from the rumble, Osama Binshaw Layfield.

Image is shown of him on the Tron from earlier and the crowd boos
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Azriel: OBL, I will show you on RAW what it means to get in the way of a rabid wolverine. And it shouldn't be too hard for me to beat your ass, because if you all remember, it was I who beat your precious leader HHHitler to become the new VB champ, remember that HHH? Well, in case you didn't, allow me to refresh your memory.

Titantron shows Azriel winning title from HHHitler
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Azriel: HHH, just like I did earlier this year with you, I'm going to beat and humiliate your pal OBL in front of the entire world and there's nothing you can do about it.

All of a sudden, the Axis of Evil come down the ramp and lay a beating on Azriel. Moments later, Splaya comes in and helps Azriel beat off the Axis and then a new guy comes from the ramp

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JR: Oh my God, would you look at this guy.

King: He's a beast JR.

The man comes down and starts kicking the Axis' asses. He lays an F6 on OBL as the rest of the members start to leave the ring

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HHH picks up the beaten OBL and the Axis makes a fast retreat

Azriel: You see HHH, if you want a war with Azriel, it's a war you get. Since I know you like to travel as a group, I decided to bring some reinforcements of my own. Of course, you all know Splaya, and this man you see here is a personal buddy of mine. Allow me to introduce Octavius Dresnar, Ock for short. Axis of Evil, your days of terrorism are over at TNA. No one screws around with America, and you'd better believe you won't get far screwing around with me, because Team America is going to put you in your place bitches, and that's a hard truth you will have to realize.

Azriel, Ock Dresnar, and Splaya raise their hand in celebration as the show goes to commercial

Loose Cannon

10-17-2004, 08:55 PM

^^good stuff guys. Well I think I may have to scrap one of the ideas I had in mind for Forum Mania and do this:

Forum Mania Match:

Azriel, Playa and Ock vs Axis of Evil in Cage Match.

OTHER MATCHES CONFIRMED THUS FAR.

SuperSlim vs Rick for the VB Title: If Scott interferes Rick loses the Title.

Kapoutman

10-18-2004, 05:28 AM

*It is now time for a great backstage segment, featuring everybody's favorite duo..."Evil" Rick Theodore and "Scary" Scott Chabot. Usually, there would be a backstage interviewer...but where is he? Where is Jonathan Roachman? Is it just a sign that the EVIL duo got SCARIER? Is it that EVERY EMPLOYEES in TNA are AFRAID of Theodore and Chabot? Let's join the two mental institution rejects and find out.*

SC: Hello everybody, this is Scott Chabot, being SCARY as usual. I am standing here today for an interview with your VBulletin, Mr. Rick Theodore himself. Now, Roachman was supposed to handle this interview, but he sucks. So just to make sure he wouldn't show up here, I got all SCARY on him by pushing him down in the showers and threatening to ANALLY RAPE HIM. Of course, he ran for his life, so here I am, interviewing THE MAN himself. How are you Rick?

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RT: I am feeling EVIL, thank you Scott.

SC: Now Rick, as you and I know, you were supposed to win this Forum Frenzy thing. Somehow, that heavy duty trampoline that you ordered from China didn't support up to 600 pounds as it was supposed to. What are your feelings after, ironically, being tossed out by that tosser, Superslim?

RT: You know, if you watch the tape of my elimination closely, Superslim did not even eliminate me. I was just being EVIL as usual, when all of a sudden, a strange but strong phenomenon happened. Because of the cold winds of Groenland mixing up with the hot, Gulf Stream current in the South Atlantic, it caused a strong gust of wind to make me spin away, out of the Frenzy. Of course, since I had already beaten down everybody, I was the only one in the ring to suffer from that fate. Of course, Slim just happened to be in the same general area as I was when it happened.

SC: That is a logical explanation, if I ever heard one.

*What do you think they are doing? Of course, they are LAUGHING AN EVIL LAUGH. A high-five between the two signifies that this was a great moment of television. Rick clears his throat, and sensually caress his goatee before speaking again.*

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RT: Of course it is. The stupid thing though is that now, I have to defend my VBulletin belt against a man who does not even deserve it, at the biggest show of the year. You're gonna tell me that Superslim deserve a title shot? The only thing that the guy deserve is to LICK MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK. I should tie him up and put his neck on a train track, just like my EVIL ancestors did. Of course, methods of EVILNESS evolved since, so I am just going to need to take care of him as I always do.

SC: Which means you are going to lay the EVIL down on him?

RT: Of course.

SC: A stipulation was recently added to your match. That stipulation states that I, Scott Chabot, cannot interfere or you would lose your title. What do you think of that ludicrous rule?

RT: I think that Mr. X went crazy. Why would YOU interfere in my match? Did you ever do it? Some would say that you helped me retain my title during my first encounter with Slim. That is ridiculous. That match was already in the bag anyway. You just jumped in once the victory was already mine. Why would they keep you from interfering? Because they are afraid that my EVIL powers, combined to your SCARY presence at ringside would be too much for Slim, who would faint and collapse under our AURA as soon as he entered the ring.

*The duo sees an incredible opportunity for some EVIL deed. A young man passes by, so Scott grabs him and holds him toward Rick. Rick just goes for a FIELD GOAL in the man's SCROTUM. Scott drops the man down, before threatening the man with A RUSTY SPOON. The man runs away, holding to what is left of his manliness. There you go, EVIL and SCARY. Rick and Scott HIGH-FIVE each others again, before acting as if nothing happened.*

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RT: Superslim is a weakling, and he has always been. To make sure he understands that point, I went to the pet shop today and BOUGHT A POISONOUS COBRA. I placed the cobra IN SUPERSLIM'S LUGGAGE. He's gonna have a lot of fun trying to play "Duck the cobra's bite" when reaching for a new pair of underwears.

SC: Rick, you still have a couple of weeks to focus on Superslim. Right now, your immediate challenge is Dark Kane, who you are going to face on Raw.

RT: Oh yeah. I went to the parking lot today. I wanted to DISCONNECT THE BRAKES ON HIS CAR, but then I realized the guy was a nobody. I couldn't even know which car was his. SO I DISCONNECTED THE BRAKES ON EVERY CARS. It took a good two hours of my day, but with your help, Scott, it was quicker than it should have been. Sorry guys, but I needed to be EVIL. I guess that's what you call COLATERAL DAMAGE.

SC: Finally Rick, where do you see yourself after Forum Mania?

RT: I see myself doing what I do best, which means ACTING EVILY. I may search for new targets once I am done with Slim. Nobody is safe. Not MVP, not Shaggy, nobody. Not even the Hollywood Connection. They think they are big shots? Guess what. I am so EVIL that I got an offer to play the villain in the next James Bond movie. As you can see, all around the World, even in Hollywood...THE SEASON OF EVIL IS ONLY STARTING.

SC: Great interview Rick.

RT: Thank you Scott.

*The pair LAUGH MANIACALLY once again, as they leave the scene. We fade out to a great, but unnecessary shot of the pair LAUGHING again.*

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10-18-2004, 06:24 AM

*Legend Killer comes out as Papercut plays with the crowd booing. He gets a mic*

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LK: Now there appears to be a lot of planning regarding Forum Mania already. Now I have a match with Splaya on Raw abut quite frankly we know that jobber is not going to walk out victorious. No, LK, the greatest rising star in TNA history will walk out as the X-Division Champion just like I always do. But I don't really want to talk about Splaya at the moment. I want to talk about a match invovlving LK at TNA Trapped. Now Mr X I hope you are listening. What I want is to get revenge with the man who cost me the rumble at Forum Frenzy. Mr X, I want to go one on one witht him, the man that I beat one, two, three. Let me just paint a picture for you. LK, the greatest rising star in the history of TNA, the first ever TNA X-Division Champion one on one with the old, past his prime, TRO. And Mr X I want you to consider this as well. We could go one on one in a normal match but I think we could make it better. We could wrestle regularly but why don't we make it some kind of a gimmick match. I was thinking maybe we could face each other in a match so brutal that the only way that soemone can walk out victorious is to destroy their opponet to such a degree that he cannot get up for the count of ten. That's right I am begging you Mr X, please give me TRO one on one in a last man standing match. I have said it once and I will say it again. TRO, you will pay with your blood and your career and I can't think of any better way to end your dwindling career. So Mr X please think of my proposal and let me know soon. This is going to be the way that I get my revenge.

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*LK leaves to boos*

The Ravishing One

10-18-2004, 06:33 AM

**TRO makes his way to the ring and grabs mic**

*Fans cheer*

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I've came out here to to complain about this company! This isn't the company that i was champion, i was flying the flag for the greatest promotion ever. But now this company is a joke!

*Fans start to turn on TRO*

Im refused tv time week-in week-out. Thats the main reason this company is going downhill, proven maineventers arent allowed tv time but jobbers are. This sucks!

So until this company improves this beautiful face is not being shown. (TRO grabs an item from the lady behing him)

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**Fans start booing**

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*TRO puts on mask*

*TRO looks at camera and says nothing*
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Then just leaves

The Ravishing One

10-18-2004, 06:35 AM

OOC: Not the truth, this is a good fed. Just time for a heel turn.

Oh and LK, TRO refuses! :D

SuperSlim

10-18-2004, 09:23 AM

Slim's theme hits as he and Ilt enter the ring to cheers from the fans.

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Slim: What a tragedy. I mean there was Forum Frenzy. I finally eliminated that piece of crap Rick. Then I have some guy named MVP eliminate me and win the thing.
fans boo

Slim: You know what? It's aight though. It's aight. Then while sittin in the back chillin watchin the mian event with Ilt we see somethin strange happen. Something very strange. Nowhere Man won?

fans cheer

Slim: No offense to Nowhere Man but you were lucky. And sadly I'm out a couple hundred all cause you won the thing. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE! It doesn't matter. All I'm sayin is that eventually I will be the TNA champion. That is a guarantee.

fans pop

Slim: Now to the fans of... of...

Ilt: Dayton, Ohio

Slim: Dayton, Ohio...

cheap fan pop

Slim: You fans really like it when I say the name of your town. Weird. Well anyway to all my Slimminites...

Ilt: Wait a minute. I just wanna know why I wasn't in the Frenzy?

Slim: I dunno. That's somethin you have to go to the man about.

Ilt: In due time.

Slim: Well to all my Slimminites out there I still have...

Ilt: Hold up.

Slim: What?

Ilt: I haven't had a match here the entire time I've been back. I am afterall a former tag champ.

fans cheer

Ilt: You're right. They do cheer for just about anything. Anyway to all my Iltonians yours truly will finally get her first match. In due time. If the man pays attention. Possibly start up a women's division? What do you all think about that?

fans pop

Ilt: Hear that? The fans of Dayton...

Fans start to do a cheap pop

Ilt: Ummm this place agree with my idea.

Slim: I dunno.

Ilt: Well we'll just have to wait and see.

Slim: Well anyway... to all my Slimminites... (waits for Ilt to see if she is goin to interrupt again)... One day the man that stands here before you will hold gold again. And one day it will finally come when the man will be the TNA champion. So Nowhere Man, Cocky, whoever else maybe champion watch out. And also Rick don't think I forgot about you. Sendin your bisexual friend Scary Scott to mess up my shot at the vB title. If it wasn't for him then I would be standin here new vB champ. And to Invisible... the clock is still ticking.

Ilt: Is that all? You covered everybody?

Slim: Yeah sure.

Slim and Ilt then exit the ring.

The Dub

10-18-2004, 11:55 AM

Great job. Especially with having Disturbed, Hoot-and-Toot, Dark_Kane, and OWW guy coming in. :y:
Yeah, I laughed my ass off when Hoot-and-Toot came in

The Dub

10-18-2004, 01:32 PM

The Dub makes his way to the ring to a standing ovation. The Dub shakes hands and kisses babies on his way to ringside, but when he gets the mic, he's all business.

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Dub: You are looking at the real winner of the Forum Frenzy match. MVP, you've managed to piss me off yet again. Trying to rip apart my character, I can live with, but robbing me of potential gold is where the line is drawn. First you cheap shot me with the tag belt to save yourself and now I get screwed out of a title shot. Everyone in this building and everyone watching at home know that The Dub is the winner of Forum Frenzy and the #1 contender for the TNA Championship. I want to show those that did not get a chance to see it how The Dub was screwed.

(Footage is shown of The Dub eliminating MVP and then Dub's reaction after MVP is declared the winner)

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(Fans boo mercilessly)

Dub: Now that the whole world saw it, I have this to say: MVP, you are a cheater. And everybody knows that cheaters never win, especially when they cross The Dub. Look at Barry Bonds. Great baseball player. Great home-run hitter. All-Star. MVP, much like you think of yourself. Is he a winner? No. Why? Because he is a cheater. He can't handle the fact that there are others who are better, just like you cannot handle the fact that you cannot beat The Dub. So what does Bonds do? He juices up and now he hits more home runs than he did in his prime. But we all know what happened to Bonds, don't we? The Anaheim Angels defeated Bonds' team in the World Series. The point of this whole story is this: you cheated to get the title shot and I'm not gonna sit here and let this miscarriage of justice stand. So I will do this. Mr.X, if you're listening, board of directors, anybody in the front office, especially you MVP. Since there is some dispute over the winner of the Forum Frenzy Match, there should be a match between The Dub and MVP for the #1 contendership for the TNA Championship at Forum Mania II . I'd also, if I may, like to add a stipulation to the match. I don't want MVP to run scared from me or sneak out of the ring or any other shenanigans he may want to pull. One on one, MVP. STEEL CAGE!!!

(FANS POP AND START ESCALADE CHANT)

Dub: If you're half the man you say you are, and if you have a conscience, you will accept my challenge and I will take what's rightfully mine! Ladies and gentlemen, the #1 Contender for the TNA Championship, me, The Dub!

(The Dub leaves the ringside area in the Escalade)
Meanwhile, MVP is in the back celebrating his tainted Frenzy victory with champagne.
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MVP then runs into Mr. X.
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MVP: It's a great day to be MVP! Mr. X, I just want to thank you for the opportunity to finally win the TNA Championship and take this company to new heights!

Mr.X See, MVP, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. I think it's best that we head out to the ring and address the crowd. It's really important.

Mr.X is in the ring and out comes MVP

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Mr.X: I just finished listening to The Dub and I think that The Dub had a great idea, as did you. I do believe that you have the ability to take this company to new heights. In order to do that, there must be great, high-profile matches. With all the controversy over the end of the Frenzy, Forum Mania II could feature one of the biggest matches ever when MVP meets The Dub in a #1 Contender's match for the TNA championship inside a steel cage! Think of the ratings! Can you imagine the numbers?

MVP: Who gives a damn about ratings, numbers, who gives a damn? I am the #1 contender! Me, me, me!!!

Mr.X: I beg to differ, MVP. You say what you want, but at Forum Mania II you will face The Dub in a Steel Cage and the winner will face Nowhere Man for the TNA Championship. Period.

MVP leaves the ring still trying to plead his casehttp://raw.wwe.com/superstars/jericho_c/images/90.jpg

The Dub comes back out with a message for MVP
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Dub: Your ass is mine, MVP!!

Mr. X prompts security to escort The Dub from the ringside area while the fans continue to chant his name.

Splaya

10-18-2004, 02:12 PM

*Never gonna stop me hits over the arena as the fans pop loudly for it and Splaya appears out on the ramp. Fans are going crazy as he gets in the ring and they begin to chant You got screwed, you got screwed*

Splaya: Now yes, I realize that I got screwed at Forum Frenzy. Because of that little punk ass LK.

*Crowd begins to chant ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Splaya: Now Now, its ok. I'm not upset.

*Crowd Boos*

Splaya: I'm furious. Legendkiller, your going to pay for what you did to me. And that's why, I'm putting a special request out to Mr. X for this week's Raw.

*Splaya goes out from the ring and goes next to Jillian. He picks up a chair next to her and throws it in the ring.

Splaya: I want a hardcore match.

*Crowd pops huge*

Splaya: Wait, wait a minute. To hell with a hardcore match. *Crowd Boos* He goes under the ring apron and pulls out a table.

Splaya: I want a tables match.

*Crowd's pop is even huger*

Splaya: Oh to hell with that too. All those matches he will just cheat in, hit me from behind with the title, use the ropes to pin me. All that stuff.

*Suddenly, Splaya smiles as if a lightbulb has gone off in his head*

Splaya: You see, I've been hinting at this for weeks. But that pathetic excuse for commisioner obviously doesn't comprehend the little things. So I'm going to explain it to you Mr. X.

*Splaya pulls out a ladder and the crowd goes apeshit*

Splaya: This is called a ladder. What you do, is you put the title about 15 feet above the air, suspended from a cord. Then what you have to do is climb the ladder, retrieve the title. But I don't even want a Ladder match....I want a TLC match. Trust me LK, for eliminating me you are going to pay and pay by losing your title.

*A familair song hits and the Axis of Evil leader HHHitler is shown at the top of the ramp. Splaya motions for him to get in the ring but is suddenly attacked from behind. Splaya begins to fend them off, but LK hits the ring and hits the KILLER CRASH on a defenseless Splaya. He sets up the table, but suddenly OCtavius and Azriel hit the ring. Azriel goes after Just Joe Stalin outside the ring, as HHHitler runs to the outside to grab a chair.

*OBL and SCSH are setting Splaya up for the Terrorist bomb (Dudley's 3d). Splaya is in the air as SCSH is suddenly hit with the Crossface by Azriel. As azriel is locking in the crossface, Splaya is still in the air but reverses the backbody attempt into a massive DDT. HUGE POPS FROM THE CROWD AS THEY CONTINUE TO GO APESHIT. Octavius is now in the ring and JJS and HHHitler have chairs. JJS hits Ock in the back while HHHitler hits Ock in the face. It does not even phase the monster and he seems to only get more pissed. They hit a conchairto on Ock, but it still doesn't phase him. He picks up JJS and hits the F6. Suddenly HHHitler hits Ock with a low blow and it phases him.

*HHHitler gathers his Evil clan together as they have now realized what Ock's weakness is. Splaya and Azriel tend to Ock as he is writhing in pain

Loose Cannon

10-18-2004, 02:24 PM

OOC: TRO, you can't turn heel. You haven't had the payoff match with Danny Electric yet. Can't just end a feud like that.

Wait until I put your interview up on RAW.

MVP

10-18-2004, 02:31 PM

Great idea Dub. Why don't we have our steel cage match at Forum Mania. (hint hint)

-EDIT- Forgot about the other steel cage match.

Innovator

10-18-2004, 02:47 PM

Splaya

10-18-2004, 02:53 PM

Great idea Dub. Why don't we have our steel cage match at Forum Mania. (hint hint)
2 steel cage matches at Forum Mania :eek:

The Dub

10-18-2004, 03:05 PM

Two steel cage matches? I don't know. Maybe MVP and I should have a different gimmick match at Forum Mania II, if we end up facing each other.

Splaya

10-18-2004, 03:16 PM

Go with a hell in a cell.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

10-18-2004, 03:30 PM

*Mosh Jatthews is backstage*

Mosh: Hello. I'm Mosh Jatthews and I'm currently waiting for a comment from Hindenburg Hulk Hitler.

*HHHitler comes out of his locker room*

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Mosh: Hulk, It seems that with the monster Ock Dresnar by their side, Azriel and Splaya pose a big threat to your Axis in the cage match at the biggest event of the year.

*HHH scowls at Mosh*

HHH: I am nicht concerned viz zis so called monster. Ve hef already revealed at least von veakness, und I am confident zat ve vill uncover many more before long. Ze Axis know vot it takes to defeat any opponent, regardless of size or strengz.

*HHHitler looks at the camera*

HHH: I am disappointed in you Azriel….. I sought zat you vere a man of honour und pride, yet you feel ze need to enlist ze help of hired muscle? You disgust me. You claim zat you hef beaten me before, but zis is nicht true. Ze referee raised your arm in victory, claiming zat I had ‘tapped out’, ven clearly I had not. As I explained at ze time, I was simply reaching for ze ropes viz my hand, viz no intention of kvitting ze match. Und be varned, my associate Osama Binshaw Layfield hast been vatching videos of you, und he feels that he knows ze perfect strategy to achieve victory on Raw in your metch.

Mosh: Back to Forum Mania, do you think that your team can defeat the combination of Azriel, Splaya, and Ock?

HHH: Of course I do. Ve are ze superior athletes, ve are ze superior team, und ve are ze superior men. Nozing vill prevent us from claiming a glorious victory at Forum Mania. However, I do hef a problem viz ze match….. A steel cage is a very dangerous place to duel, but not kvite dangerous enough. Vich is vhy I am demanding zat ze metch is changed to meet my standards. I am demanding zat zis match becomes a Nazi death-camp cage metch! First of all, every single member of ze team should escape ze cage, und zis should be ze only vay to vin. Ze door should be bolted shut, and never opened. You may sink zat zese stipulations are fairly standard, but zere is more. I vish for ze outside of ze cage to be covered in brutal und barbaric barbed vire! Zis vould make people sink tvice before leaving ze cage, as ze only vay back in ist littered viz almost certain doom! Und zis vould also prevent our opponents from gaining any unfair advantage via interference, as ve all know zat zey have a tendency to cheat und use underhanded tactics.

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*HHH pauses for breath*

HHH: At Forum Mania, ze Axis vill show ze vorld ze true meaning of extermination, ven ve end ze miserable lives of our veak und feeble-minded opponents. Zere ist no escape from a death-camp, as 6 million dirty Juden vill testify. Vot Jews going to do, ven Hitlermania runs vild on you?!

*HHHitler returns to his locker room, leaving Mosh with a shocked expression on his face*

Loose Cannon

10-18-2004, 03:37 PM

LOL, Death Camp Match: That's what I'm calling it now. :lol:

The Dub

10-18-2004, 03:44 PM

So the #1 contender's match b/w MVP and The Dub is going to be at Trapped instead of Raw? How's the rest of the Trapped card shaping up?

Loose Cannon

10-18-2004, 03:47 PM

NO, MVP VS THE DUB is at Forum Mania. The Winner will go for The Title at Trapped.

And why not have two cage matches on the show. I'll put the other cage match as an Octogon type of cage.

The Dub

10-18-2004, 03:56 PM

Oh. For some reason I thought Trapped was before Forum Mania. Must edit post now.

SuperSlim

10-18-2004, 03:58 PM

ah amn all this time I was thinkin Trapped was before Mania. now I find out that it is after. Now I have to do all this thinkin all over again.

Savior

10-18-2004, 04:37 PM

Splaya you stop doing stable/team of the day?

Splaya

10-18-2004, 04:50 PM

No I just haven't had the net for awhile. Plan on doing another one tonight

Loose Cannon

10-18-2004, 05:01 PM

OKAY, HERE ARE THE MATCHES FOR Forum Mania thus far, just so there is no confusion

Rick vs Superslim: VB Title
MVP VS DUB: #1 Contenders Cage Match
Axis vs Team America: Death Camp Match.
Shaggy vs Helmsphere.

2 more matches will be added after Raw
and a couple of other matches will be added after people put up some promos

The Naitch

10-18-2004, 06:10 PM

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKING?!

*The fans boo as The Cock comes out with his TNA Undisputed Championship Of Hip belt, that Dude gave to him priot to Forum Frenzy*

Cock: FINALLY THE COCK HAS COME BACK TO...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH CITY THE COCK IS IN RIGHT NOW?!!!!!

*Fans erupt with Cocky Sucks chant*

Cock: YAY!!!!!!! Nowhere Man won the TNA Championship last night!!!! YAY!!!! *Fans pop for Nowhere Man* That's great. You fans are all morons *Fans boo* Hell has offcially frozen over because NOW, McDonald's Executives have taken over. TNA sold out and decided to crown Ronald McDonald as their TNA Chmapion *Fans laugh* But that's not imporatant. What's important is The Cock's next two ground breaking announcement that will shape ForumMania II back into mainstream media. If it wasn't for The Cock, TNA would die a slow death, WCW_Style. So tonight, The Cock wants to introduce a good freind of his. The Cock wants to bring out a fellow A-Lister to the picture. The Cock wants to bring out a man who hates Nowhere Man just as much as The Cock does. Please welcome the TRUE Spokesperson of McDonald's a bonified stud, and the coolest cat The Cock has ever been affiliated with.....

*ROCK YOUR BODY hits as Justin Timberlake makes his way out to the ring. JT gets boos from the males, while the females pop for him. JT dances his way out and gets in the ring, shaking The Cock's hand and gives him a hug*

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JT: FINALLY THE JT HAS COME......TO TNA!

*Mixed reaction*

JT: You see, I'm pretty PISSED OFF that Ronald McDonald, also known as Nowhere Man, has been chosen to be McDonald's #1 Spokesperson. Screw that! So as of now, JT can tell McDonald's to kiss his ass! I'm taking a hiatus from the music industry to help out my good freind, The Cock!

*Fans boo*

JT: Oh believe that! JT is coming to ForumMania baby!!!!!!

*FANS POP HUGE*

Cock: :cool: So you see, Nowhere Man, you wanna STEAL The Cock's title. That's cool. But if it wasn;t for your alter ego, The Dude *FANS POP* The Cock would STILL be TNA Champion! But noooo, The Dude had to one up The Cock. So onto The Cock's next announcement. The Cock was talking. The Cock's been talking business. The Cock has a little talk with his OTHER good friend, Mr. X. Mr. X told The Cock...."Cock, whatever you say, man. You can do whatever you want. You can have any request you want" So The Cock requested that since I got SCREWED last night at Forum Frenzy, The Cock said "Mr. X, The Cock wants his TNA Championship rematch at ForumMania!!!!!"

*fans boo*

Cock: So Ronald McDonald, The Cock is gonna get PAYBACK! The Cock vs. Nowhere Man II. The Greatest Caption-Entertainer of ALL TIME, vs. The Biggest ASSclown of all-time. Nowhere Man, your candy ass is mine, and yes, The Cock wants fries with that, because at ForumMania, The Cock will have his boy, Justin Timberlake, in his corner, while Nowhere Man has Grimace and The Hamburglar by his side!!!!! *Fans laugh*

JT: :rofl: Cock, you're the greatest. I swer. You make me wanna raise the roof off this mother*******!!!!! Yes, JT is gonna be in YOUR corner at ForumMania! It'll be the GREATEST ForumMania of ALL TIME!

Cock: So Nowhere Man, at ForumMania, you're gonna have the biggest ass whoopin of a lifetime, at the greatest stage of them ALL! So Nowhere Man, at ForumMania your candy ass will belong to The Cock....

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALALALALALALALOOWWWW

WHAT THE COCK

IS

COOKING!

*The Cock and Justin Timberlake head out of the ring to a chorus of boos*

SuperSlim

10-18-2004, 06:17 PM

Slim is seen in his locker room

Slim: So it appears that Cocky will be havin JT in his corner with him as he takes the title back form Nowhere Man. That's nice. That's nice. I would wish you luck Cocky but I know you gonna win anyway so it doens't matter. Now at Forum Mania not only will there be a new TNA champion but there will be a new vB champion. Slim is gonna take out Rick. And well Ilt got mad at me earlier and threw my luggage out the window then it got ranover. I went down there and discovered that there was a snake in there. So Rick you thought you could take me out early before the Mania? I'll tell you this right now. Noone outshines Slim in the big shows. Come Forum Mania you will see Slim electrify the crowd. You will see Slim become new vB champ. Now get out of here camera man. I got some business with Ilt to take care of.

*Camera man is shoved out the room.

The Naitch

10-18-2004, 08:21 PM

OOC: Oh yeah btw, funny ass promo, NM, with all the Dudes coming out. That was hilarious

Nowhere Man

10-18-2004, 09:00 PM

I'm planning on making that a running gag

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

10-18-2004, 10:14 PM

*The arena lights go out*

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*Just Joe Stalin appears on the stage, and makes his way down to the ring, stopping every steps to wave to the booing fans*

*He climbs in to the ring, and mockingly raises a thumb to the audience*

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*Stalin takes a mic*

Stalin: Greetings. As you know by now, I am Joe….. Just Joe….. Stalin.

*The crowd boo*

Stalin: I have come out here for one simple reason. I wish to issue a challenge to the beast known as Ock Dresnar.

*The crowd mildly react*

Stalin: This man indeed showed that he was unruly and monstrous, much like the great armies of Russia. But unlike the great armies of Mother Russia, he does not have a glorious leader from whom to take motivation and inspiration. You think that the Axis fear the F6? Well I am still standing, for it will take more than that to keep down myself or indeed my comrades.

*The crowd begin to chant ‘Commies Suck’*

Stalin: I am a Russian..... but it is you, Ock, who will soon know what it feels like to be left out in the cold, when I deliver the Nuclear Winter, and you are utterly crushed like a peasant uprising. Ock, face me on Raw, and you will not make it to Forum Mania, I can assure you of this.

*Stalin looks to the stage for a response to his challenge*

10-19-2004, 08:42 AM

*Legend Killer is out in the ring with a mic. He ducks after a bottle is thrown at him and then he speaks*

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LK: Greetings to all my fans in attendance. *Crowd boos* I hear you all chanting my name. LK! LK! LK! *Crowd boos more. Another bottle is thrown and he ducks again* Thats jsut what I expect from the great unwashed! Well I couldn't give a damn about you morons! *Someone climbs over the rail and attacks LK. LK gets the Killer Clash*

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LK Who else wants a piece of me. Come on! I'll beat up everyone one of you right now! Come on! *Calms himself down* Now regarding Forum Mania. The buy rates will drop significantly if your's truely does not make an appearance. So that is why I want to issue an open challenge to anyone who has got the guts to go one on one with Legend Killer. And since I am going to walk out of Raw still the X-Division Champion I am willing to put in on the line. So anyone that wants to face me, come on out and speak. Anyone who doersn't have any match. Bring it on. But before you do let me remind you of something.

THE FUTURE IS NOW!

THE FUTURE IS LEGEND KILLER!

*LK leaves to a chorus of boos*

Azriel

10-19-2004, 10:05 AM

Metallica's "Of Wolf and Man" hits the PA and Azriel and Ock Dresnar make their way to the ring with a thunderous ovation

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Azriel: It seems like since the other day, the Azrielites have been asking a lot of questions on what's been going on, so Ock and I have come here to address my fans. First off, I completely love the idea of our Team America facing the Axis in a death camp match. I certainly love brutality as many folks around here know, so I definitely will not be disappointed with our match at Forum Mania II. Now, I came here to respond with what HHH said not too long ago, and he gave me a great idea. He keeps bragging about how he never tapped out in our match and that his hand slipped. Well, to clear any confusion I have a proposal to make to our distingushed Fuhrer. HHHitler, me and you, next week on RAW in a submissions match, and not just any submission match. We'll put let's say a 15 minute time limit and whoever makes his opponent tap out the most in that time wins the match. And to give incentive to keeping your buddies in the back during our match, everytime one of them tries to interfere, I get one point, so what do you say HHHitler? My Crossface against your Gas Chamber?

Now, many of you have been asking me, why I have teamed up with Splaya? Well, first off, he joined me in fighting off the Axis at the PPV so I have much respect for him. Plus, as many of you may remember, he was once a part of the Church, and once a Church member, always a Church member. Now, with that all said and done, I turn the mic over to this big guy beside me, because I'm sure you want to know a bit more about him.

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Ock: Thanks Azriel. I bet you are all wondering just who the hell I am. Well, me and Azriel go back a few years. We were roomates in college, and while Azriel was starting his professional career, I joined the Army and defended my country for 3 years to protect it from scum like the Axis of Evil. I was only back from duty for like 6 months and I see assholes like HHHitler defaming this country which I hold so dear. I actually told Azriel that I wanted to join TNA, but he told me not to the worry about the Axis because they were a bunch of jokers and not worth wasting my talents over. That was a different story after the Axis attacked Azriel at Forum Frenzy, so I came here at last to kick some terrorist ass. Now, Just Joe you issue a challenge to me to face you on RAW? Well, let's make this a little bit more interesting. why don't you bring your buddy Saddam along with you and we'll make this a handicap match. I could use the workout before Forum Mania and I'll show you guys worse pain then hitting a guy in his privates, far worse pain.

Azriel: As you can see Axis, we are not afraid to strike fast and hard. The battle will start on RAW and culminate in the blood bath that will be on Mania. We will punish you any chance we get. We will make you regret your actions against this great nation of ours. We are Team America and we will terrorize your ass.

BungeeWithNoCord

10-19-2004, 05:00 PM

i still dont understand what this all is

MVP

10-19-2004, 05:40 PM

Ever heard of an e-fed, an internet wrestling fed? Well this is a C-fed (Caption Fed).

P.S. Hi-Lite Reel tomorrow with special guest Invisible

Splaya

10-19-2004, 05:59 PM

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Invisible sucks :shifty:

Azriel

10-19-2004, 06:00 PM

*marks the F out for the hi-lite reel*

SuperSlim

10-19-2004, 06:26 PM

wonder why I'm never on the hi-lite reel.

ah well... maybe next time

BungeeWithNoCord

10-19-2004, 06:48 PM

Ever heard of an e-fed, an internet wrestling fed? Well this is a C-fed (Caption Fed).

P.S. Hi-Lite Reel tomorrow with special guest Invisible

i get it now...thanks.....its funny....it wasnt when i didnt understand..but now i do and its funny. Isnt it a hoot how those things work out sometimes

SuperSlim

10-19-2004, 06:51 PM

i get it now...thanks.....its funny....it wasnt when i didnt understand..but now i do and its funny. Isnt it a hoot how those things work out sometimes

did you just say "hoot?" dude you are weird. :p

Savior

10-19-2004, 06:53 PM

That was a Hoot! [/heifer]

BungeeWithNoCord

10-19-2004, 07:00 PM

heffer was exactly what I was aiming for....man i loved the turtle dude that always fell on his back and couldnt get up

SuperSlim

10-19-2004, 07:03 PM

heffer was exactly what I was aiming for....man i loved the turtle dude that always fell on his back and couldnt get up

Filbert... but enough ruinin this thread. it's time for some Promos!

But not from the future vB champ yet. Later. :D

Watch out Rick... your reign will end soon.

Bazooka

10-19-2004, 08:50 PM

*Legend Killer is walking down the hallways when he sees Invisible sitting in the locker room*

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LK:"Hey look at this freak, I heard about you, you're one of them satan worshippers? huh?"

*Invisible with his head down*

Invisible:"You're wrong punk, this isn't the time to start something. I am going to pretend that you just didn't come in here and say that, save you the mercy. Oh, you're the X champion. That sure shows how irrelevant your title is, some loser going around with a toy belt. If I wanted to, I could be X champion. Now get out of my way."

*Invisible pushes a stunned LK out of the way and heads down the hallway and towards the ring as Beginning of End starts to play as Invisible emeges from behind the curtain still walking towards the ring he motions for the music to be cut.*

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Invisible:"Nowhere Man, I will see you in the ring. First time I've had the opportunity to face you in that ring, since you burned me alive. That's next week. Earlier today, MVP asked me to be his guest for the Hi Light Reel. I have agreed that tommorow, I will join you for your little show. It should be interesting. Oh, and congrats on winning the Forum Frenzy, if it was my intention to win I would've won."

*fans boo*

Invisible:"However my intention at Frenzy was to cause Innovators elimination, to make sure his chances of winning were null and void, I succeeded. I accomplish everything I set out to do. So here I say it, tonight I will annialate whoever accepts my challenge. And Innovator, you're not going to be that opponent, cause Innovator has suffered a concussion do to... too many blows to head."

*Invisible laughs... and waits... "The Future is now! The Future is Legend Killer" LK's theme begins to plays as he makes his way towards the ring. holding a microphone*

LK:"As I was about to say before you stormed out of the locker room: Invisible, this belt means something to me and these people can appreciate a true champion, cause I earned this title. I defeated Remy Red and Sting Fan in a triple threat match to gain this title. Now I am going to beat you one on one, right now!"

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*fans pop slightly even though LK is a heel*

*Invisible pulls out his kendo stick and whacks LK in the head and then turns around to leave the ring and standing right behind Invisible is Innovator. Innovator is standing there for about 10 seconds staring into Invisible's eyes. Invisible picks up his Kendo stick while Innovator is still standing. Innovator throws a right hand in the face of Invisible and shouts at Invisible*

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Innovator:"Go on, Hit ME!"

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*Invisible whacks Innovator across the skull with the kendo stick, leaves the ring and walks away*

*fans are confused and start to boo Invisible as TNA goes back to commericals.*

10-19-2004, 09:25 PM

First of all Invisible I hope you know that I am a heel since your promo kind of made me look like a face.

Oh and I won the belt by beating Sting Fan and Remy Red in a triple threat match.

Otherwise good promo.

Shaggy

10-20-2004, 05:03 AM

***Four Horsemen By Metallica hits and Shaggy makes his way out to the ring without Helmsphere***

Shaggy: "I was at a low point in my life. After losing to Azriel in a I Quit match I had to go off and try to think things over in my head. I thought so hard and the only outcome was that there was nothing left of me. There was nothing that I could do to show the people above or the fans the respect that I needed. Well out of no where Helmsphere came along. During my time off he helped me realize that I should return to TNA and be the best that I should be. He promised me that the people would begin noticing me and that is exactly what happened. But they didnt notice me by my in ring talents. In my first match back Helmsphere had to come out and show everyone my little problem. Then instead of being known for what I could do in the ring I was known for what I used out of the ring. And worst then the people in the back knowing what I did was the fact that after all that Helmsphere was using me to do what he wanted. Helmsphere had control over me because I owed him from the little problem I had. But you see that all changed at Forum Frenzy. For the first time I was in that ring and kicking ass. I made it all the way from the start to one of the final people in that ring. Then Helmsphere comanded to eliminate myself. I wasnt gonna do it but his plan had a little help. He distracted me long enough for some one else to eliminate me. Well Ive had enough. You say that you have shown me the way but you are wrong. I realize that now thanks to Azriel. He has had my back ever since you made this little problem of mine public. And thanks to Mr. X we now have a match against each other at the ppv. I realize that I am still in debt with you so thats why I want to add a little stipulation for our match at the ppv. The stipulation is that if I win then the debt is erased. Its no more and I dont have to follow you around any more. I will be a free man and able to go after what has really been on my mind and that is some TNA gold. But if you win the match then I will put my career in your hands. I will follow you like I did before I was shown the right way. Accept it if you want. I dont care what type of match we have because I know that deep down inside I can beat you and win back my freedom."

***Shaggy drops the mic and leaves the ring as Metallica plays on***

Shaggy

10-20-2004, 05:04 AM

10-20-2004, 11:46 AM

*Papercut plays as Legend Killer makes his way to the ring greeted mainly by boos but a few cheers. He gets a mic*

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LK: You know as of late despite my winning of the X-Division Championship I still get nothing but disrespect. Whether it be Splaya, TRO or Invisible no one here takes me seriously and I am sick and tired of it. I mean I am the X-Division Champion. I am the man that beat TRO right in the middle of the ring and I am the man that many have declared the greatest newcomer in TNA history. On Raw I am determined to gain a bit of respect from the people and the wrestlers. I don't care what it takes I will be respected. Now regarding me and Splaya's match I am happy to face him in a ladder match because that is the match that I am going to use as the catalyst to me earing the respect that I deserve. I mean in the WWE this is the match that made careers for so many people and I will use it to really establish my legacy. I will climb the ladder and I will claim my prize and be declared the man who is still the X-Division Champion just like I have been for the last month. And Invisible, watch your back. I have all the time in the world to get my revenge on you. I will tell you this. I am going to strike, but you don't know when.

THE FUTURE IS NOW!

THE FUTURE IS LEGEND KILLER!

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Azriel

10-20-2004, 02:01 PM

Azriel and Ock are shooting the shit backstage when Shaggy comes back from his promo

Azriel: Hey man

Shaggy: Hey Azriel. Hey Ock.

Ock: That was a great promo you did there. I hope you kick helmsphere's ass and make him pay for what he did to you. You could've won the Rumble. The jackass!

Azriel: I just hope you know what you're doing Shaggy. I mean, I have faith in you beating him and all, but he could do something really underhanded and have you lose.

Shaggy: Trust me, I've got this handled. But what about you guys? You have your plate full these next few weeks with those jackasses.

Azriel: Oh please, Shaggy. Do you honestly think I would get myself in this situation if I couldn't handle it? This week, I'm going to bury OBL, and then the next week I'll make HHHitler tap out like the bitch he'll always be.

Shaggy: But they have the advantage at Forum Mania. It's going to be 4 against 3.

Azriel: Oh, don't worry about that. Splaya has got that covered. You'll see.

Savior

10-20-2004, 04:45 PM

*Paul follows the map and ends up at a warehouse.*
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*Paul opens a door and picks up a pipe that is on the ground walks towards the center and sees a fimilar figure*

Eminem: Mister Carrington! What an unpleasant surprise.
Paul: Yes it is.
Eminem: Surprised to see me?
P: Yes.
E: Then you're not aware of it.
P: Of what?
E: My connections. As you now I am not the only Radd.
P: And ?
E: I banned you, Mister Carrington, I watched you "die"... With a certain satisfaction, I might add, and then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible, but it happened anyway. You got me banned, Mister Carrington. Afterward, I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay, compelled to disobey. And now here I stand because of you, Mister Carrington, because of you I'm no longer a member of the system, because of you I've changed - I'm unplugged - a new man, so to speak, like you, apparently free.
P: Congratulations.
E: Thank you.... But as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why I'm here. I'm not here because I'm free, I'm here because I'm not free. There's no escaping , but I am here for a purpose - because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.
Wrestling_God: It is purpose that created us,
Trigger_Trap: Purpose that connects us,
therealslimshady: Purpose that pulls us,
Bombshock: That guides us,
joe_rapp: That drives us,
oompa-loompa: It is purpose that defines,
Joey Radd: Purpose that binds us.
Em: We're here because of you, Mister Carrington, we're here to take from you what you tried to take from us. Purpose.

*Trigger trap comes form behind and knocks the pipe out of Pauls hand as Radd just stands back and watches*

*Joe_rapp hits a left on Paul as T_T holds him up. Paul kicks Joe_Rapp away And flips Trigger in to oompa-loompa.*

*TRSS Runs at Paul but paul flips him over his back. Bomb shock tries to hit paul with the pipe but he ducks and BS hits oompa-loompa knocking him out*

Paul hits a spine buster on BS and grabs the pipe as W_G Starts hammering on his back. Paul grabs his leg and knocks him over then smacks his knee with the pipe.*

*Paul hits TRSS with the pipe then does the same to Joe_rapp*
Radd (To eminem): Take care of him
*Radd then leaves pushing a button*
Speaker (as huge metal doors slam): Self destruction in 3 minutes.

*Paul pushes Bomb shock in to Em and Em pushes him back. When Bomb shock comes back Paul swings the pipe into his throat*

*Paul throws the pipe at Ems head Em ducks W_G gets up on one leg and puts Paul in standing rear naked choke*

*EM goes for a spear but Paul dodges and tripps him*

*He sees the counter down to 1:30 and makes his way out*

Paul (thinking): I could break through that window

*Eminem gets up and hits right on Pauls stomache, He rears back for a knock out punch but Paul turns around and Em hits W_g in the spine*

*as W_g falls Paul runs towards Em picks him up and dives through the window*

*Paul starts wobbling away but Em runs after him and tackles him. Em flips up but Paul repeadidly kicks him in the knee*

*In one swift motion Em grabs a gun from his jacket*

Em: I didn't want it to end this way but oh well. G-

*BOOM! Scrap metal goes right through Ems stomache then Paul gets up shocked*
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Paul (aiming the gun at Em):...Oh the saftey is on

*Paul think better of shooting him then makes his way to his car and drives away as eminem perishes*

The Naitch

10-20-2004, 05:14 PM

In Stores Next Week...

The Cock's Brand New Autobiography....

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This tell it all book isn't for the faint of heart. The Cock gets' down to the nitty gritty, and reveals ALL about his past and present. He talks about current and past TNA Superstars. Excerts include...

"The incident between Paul Carrington and Sting Fan was truly a disturbing one back in Dayton Ohio last year. They were both at the wrong place at the wrong time. Paul must be so embarrassed that he let Sting Fan sample his strudel. As for Sting Fan, I foresee him committing suicide in the near future"

"To be honest, I'm sure Paul will try to one up me by writing his own book. But it won't last. Nobody will buy his book.

"The Next Big Thing in TNA, asides from moi, I would have to say would be MVP" But once he cuts his hair, he might as well kiss his career goodbye"

"Back in 1998, during my wrestling training, me and Loose Cannon went out for a couple of drinks at a local redneck bar. I swear to God, ask LC himself, we must've seen Dark_Kane with 20 beutiful hotties at his table. I mean, c'mon, the guy oozzed P.I.M.P

"I'm sure Superslim will see this, and if he does, he needs to hear the truth. ilt_undertaker had sex with the whole TNA roster, asides from me, LC and MVP. ilt is a slut, yet Slim still thinks she's all Jessica Simpson and shit..."

"Team Sexy is the bomb. DX stole their gimmick long time ago"

"Actually, I do like Joey Radd. He gets alot of heat backstage, but goddamit, I just cannot hate a guy who cuts my lawn so goddamn good!"

"I actually met THE ROCK in Miami last year. He gave me the evil eye then told me to grab him a bologne sandwich"

"Oh yeah. Me and Kapoutman raised some hell in Old Montreal last year. Let's just say, we had a huge snowball fight with the crackwhores..."

"Drugs? You bet your candy ass drugs were floating around backstage. It wasn't the right thing to do at the time, but me and The Dude must've railed 15 lines before a tag match at a RAW IS GANGSTER taping. We railed that shit, Hollywood_style! Oh god, then after the show, we chased that shit some more. I actually don't remember alot from that night. It was a huge blur. But that was all in the past...

THE COCK SAYS

in stores next week

Kapoutman

10-20-2004, 05:19 PM

"Oh yeah. Me and Kapoutman raised some hell in Old Montreal last year. Let's just say, we had a huge snowball fight with the crackwhores..."

:lol:

Nice one again, Naitch.

Loose Cannon

10-20-2004, 06:33 PM

ROFL. Niatch, you are just GOLD. I got make something for my former character. A DVD or a Book

Good Stuff.

The Naitch

10-20-2004, 06:49 PM

Oh, The Cock has more to come. Including his debut Solo album. It's in the works right now. The Cock lays the studio smackdown, with songs featuring the likes of...

-Justin Timberlake
-Ozzy Osbourne
-The Sasquatch and Niel Diamond from Saturday Night Live
-Marilyn Manson
-Kanye West
-Michael Jackson
-Eminem & Joey Radd
- <s>Christina Aguilera</s> :shifty:
-Lil' John
-and the much anticipated cameo from Alice In Chains "Rooster vs. The Cock" (Rooster Remix)

and much more

The Naitch

10-20-2004, 10:19 PM

When you buy a copy of The Cock's brand new autobiography "THE COCK SAYS...", you get this FREE Gollum/Paul Carrington poster.

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Savior

10-20-2004, 10:23 PM

Still on my nuts :nono:

MVP

10-20-2004, 11:07 PM

FUCKING BULLSHIT :rant:

My server which had most of the pics for the Hi-Lite Reel decides to shut down. Looks like it's gonna have to wait til tomorrow :mad: :mad: :mad:

Splaya

10-21-2004, 02:15 AM

*Never gonna stop me hits over the arena as Splaya makes his way down to the ring with someone resembling a ninja.*

Splaya: Now look, It occured to me, that the Axis will have 4 members and that we will only have 3. Azriel pointed this out beautifully in the back to Shaggy. Now as much as I would love for Shaggy to team with us, it is apparent he will have to take down that pathetic excuse for a human being, Helmsphere.

*Crowd boos*

Splaya: So I went out and I got the next best thing. This man has been for America his whole life. He has served in many battles for America. Unfortunately, for the past 6 years, he has been behind a mask. Well for the first time since then, he is taking the mask off. Behold the newest member to Team America.

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*Crowd goes nuts*

That's right Axis, you stupid, smelly, sons of a bitches. I've decided to enlist in the help of Captain America.

CA: Axis, your asses are going down at Mania, IT's true IT'S DAMN TRUE.

Splaya: Now if you'll excuse us, we have some matters to attend to.

*Captain America and Splaya leave the arena to a large amount of cheers*

Savior

10-21-2004, 07:45 AM

Mad people have 2 personalites.

SuperSlim

10-21-2004, 09:43 AM

"Quarter" by Fuel hits the sound system as fans ponder as to who that could be. Ten seconds into the song Slim emerges through the curtains to an abundance of cheers.

King: Well it looks like he finally got his theme.

JR: BAHGAWD HE DOES!

*Slim makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic.

Slim: Well finally I have found a theme that suits me. But besides all of that. First I must address the book. Bein that this is The Cock's book I decided that I couldn't wait a week for it. Through my connections I picked up a copy a week before sales and read through it. And well just to clarify to all... everything he said about Paul in that book is true. The samples that he could give and the things that the FCC won't allow us to say on the air are true. Trust me you will get a kick out of it. Matter of fact here is a picture from Paul's past. I showed the book to someone bout Paul and they said they had an embarrasing picture of him. So turn your attention to the tron.

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fans burst into laughter

Slim: Yeah yeah that's some good stuff, but not that the book needed a plug or anything but buy the book. It'll be worth your money. Now on towards more important things. Rick. The vB title. Forum Mania. At Forum Mania I, there was ivctory for Slim. Slim and Ilt walked in there and walked out new tag champs. At Forum Mania II I walk in without a belt. This time I'll be walkin out with the vB title. And this time your duke buddy can't help ya. I finally will be able to take you out, and I don't mean to eat.

*Slim paces around the ring

Slim: And Invisible. Don't think that I haven't forgotten about you. The time will come when me and you will finally settle the score. Until then grow eyes inteh back of your head and learn to sleep with one eye open. When you least expect it, you will be gone.

*Slim drops the mic and leaves to his new theme. "Quarter"

10-21-2004, 10:28 AM

*Legend Killer comes out to the ring. He is greeted by cheers and boos and some people even chant LK! LK looks a little suprised at the reaction*

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LK: Well I have got to talk about my match on Raw. Oh and Splaya before you get ready to fight the Axis remember it's me and you first. You see I know that me and Splaya are going to fight in a TLC match for my prestigous X-Division Championship. But I have to admit that I am a lttle worried about this. I mean Splaya is getting together a group of allies to fight the Axis of Evil. But the thing is how do I know that Splaya isn't going to get his buddies involved and interfere. So Splaya I have had a contract drawn up which states that no members of Team America, not Ock Dresnar, not Captain America or Azriel can get involved and interfere on your behalf. And by the way Splaya, if you refuse to sign this contract then I refuse to face you. I will refuse to face you for my coveted X-Division Championship and I am afraid that your chances of ever being X-Division Champion will be crushed. Get back to me Splaya about this. Sign the contract and lose with honour or don't and lose with shame.

*Splaya's music hits and he comes out to the ring on his own. They sit down and Splaya has a look at the contract. Splaya then signs the contract. Lk then signs.*

JR: Well folks that is that and there will be no inteference in this match.

*LK and Splaya stare each other down. They stand up and go nose to nose. LK then moves away. But he tries a sucker punch but it is blocked and he is whipped into the ropes and Splaya delivers a spinebuster*

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*Splaya then tried a powerbomb but it's reversed and LK delivers the Killer Clash*

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*LK now tries another Killer CLash but Splaya reverses and clotheslines LK over the top rope. They continue to brawl throughout the arena. They get back to the top of the stage and LK kicks Splaya in the head. He heads down to the area below the stage and sets up a table. LK then heads back to the top of the stage to get Splay and he signals that he is going to throw Splaya of the stage. But Splaya counters and he fights back. Eventually Splaya throws LK of the stage but LK drags him with him so they both go through the table*

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JR: OH MY GAWD! THEY BOTH FELL TEN FEET STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! MY GAWD!

*Team America and officials come out to help the two and they are both helped to the back*

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

10-21-2004, 11:55 AM

*The Axis of Evil are shown backstage in their locker room*

*HHHitler is pacing up and down, while Just Joe Stalin is reading a book*

HHH: Vot are you reading?

*Stalin holds up ‘Mein Kampf’ much to Hitler’s delight*

*As Hitler turns away, the camera pans round to see that Joe has another book hidden inside: ‘The Cock Says’*

HHH: I must address ze masses.

*HHHitler leaves the room, as Stalin giggles at one of the amusing tales in his book*

*The arena lights go out*

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*HHH appears on the stage and receives a harsh reception*

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*He makes his way down to the ring, and takes a mic*

HHH: Gut evening ladies und gentlemen. I hef much to say, zo I must insist zat you are all silent.

*The crowd boo*

HHH: I vould like to start viz Azrael….. You sink zat a 15 minute submission metch vill favour you? You sink zat ze crossface ist a moof to be feared? I vill show you vot a real submission moof is. No-von escapes ze Gas Chamber! Zo, I accept your challenge, but I fear zat zere vill be nozing left of you by ze time my trusted ally Osama finishes viz you on Raw!

*The crowd show their disapproval*

HHH: But Azrael, you are not ze only von who may not make it past Raw….. Your new beast, Ock, vill be facing Just Joe Stalin und Stone Cold Saddam Hussein! Yes, Ock, zey accepted your challenge.

*HHH pauses*

HHH: I hef a problem viz you, Ock. You do not seem normal to me. I hef my suspicions zat you may be a homosexual.

*The crowd begin to boo*

*HHH looks to the audience*

HHH: Perhaps you are all homosexuals too.

*The crowd go into a frenzy of booing*

HHH: Enough! I hef more to say! Show respect to ze purest athlete in ze vorld!

*The crowd, surprisingly, do not quieten down*

HHH: Ze Death Camp metch vill be ze end of Azrael, Ock, und zat dirty Splaya. Und now it seems zat anozer man vill fall victim to ze Axis. Captain America, you make me sick….. You are ze lowest form of life, von who proclaims his love for such a foul und impure country. Your vile message vill only be short lived, however, because at Forum Mania, you vill suffer ze same fate as your team mates. You vill be exterminated!

*Stone Cold Saddam Hussein appears on the ramp, before walking down to the ring*

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*Saddam requests the mic, and HHHitler obliges*

SCSH: I have something to add...

Crowd: What?

SCSH: On the subject of Raw.

Crowd: What?

SCSH: Ock...

Crowd: What?

SCSH: You have no chance of victory...

Crowd: What?

SCSH: Against Joe and myself.

Crowd: What?

SCSH: Your search for a win...

Crowd: What?

SCSH: Will be as successful as the USA’s search for WMDs in Iraq.

Crowd: What?

SCSH: You will be utterly crushed like the infidel dog that you are!

Crowd: What?

*HHH takes back the mic*

HHH: Ze Axis vill claim glorious victories heading into Forum Mania, und ve vill use zis momentum, combined viz our natural abilities und greatness, to annihilate Team America. Zere ist only room for von superpower in zis business, und at Forum Mania, ve vill show ze vorld who it truly is.

*HHHitler Nazi salutes the crowd, before heading to the back, followed by Stone Cold*

The Dub

10-21-2004, 02:15 PM

ooc: I will be moving to Georgia this weekend, so it may be a few days before I can do another promo.

The Dub

10-21-2004, 02:37 PM

The Dub is in action in a warm-up match before his #1 contender's match against MVP at FM II.

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Dub: Don't take what I'm about to do to you personally.

Jobber: Wow! I'm actually fightng the Dub!

The action commences.

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The Dub hits the Nasdaq Slam

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Stock Market Crash!

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Here is your winner, The Dub!

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The Dub grabs the mic as he soaks up cheers from the crowd.

Dub: You saw what I had to do to that poor kid? The kid's got a bright future ahead of him, but I had to make an example out of him. I had to show MVP what is in store for him at Forum Mania II. MVP, I'd have to say what I did to this kid is nothing compared to the hell I'm gonna put you through. See, this match should never have been made. I could have been living it up all Forum Mania weekend waiting for my title shot, but you had to get in the way. And when you get in the way of The Dub, you will get run over!

The Dub leaves to a deafening ovation from the crowd.

Savior

10-21-2004, 04:24 PM

Hey slim I think you need this:
http://members.aol.com/MoistTwl/awards/humor/1b.jpg

MVP

10-21-2004, 04:32 PM

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The local WWE house show was supposed to have 1000 people, but instead they all went to the TNA show to see the Hi-Lite Reel.

http://thisdoesntsuck.low-ping.com/user/3568/images/hilite.bmp

MVP walks slowly toward the set, absorbing all the boos that come from the crowd as he ignores them and taunts. MVP is met by Joey Radd on set and takes the mic.

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MVP: "You're looking at the FUTURE TNA WORLD CHAMPION. Because I am the sole survivor of the Forum Frenzy. All the MVPeons know it, all you assclowns know it and there's nothing you can do about it. Not even The Dub. WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH look at me I'm The Dub, and I'm sad sad sad that I didn't get to win the battle royal. Now I'm going to cry myself to sleep on my bags of money."

"WE WANT THE DUB" erupts from the fans.

"You know what Dub, get over it. YOU LOST. I do whatever it takes to get where I want, and I just took advantage of the fact that the refs weren't looking, and got back in and knocked your green ass out. You McDonalds eating trailer park scumbags say it was cheap, but I say it was smart. And at Forum Mania, you're going to get your ass kicked again...in the steel cage."

The boos don't stop. Radd gets on the mic.

Radd: "You short bus speds probably forgot that MVP and I are the longest reigning TNA Tag Team Champions, and the best damn tag team on TV. Period. Oh yeah...and tonight's guest is the future TNA World Champion because he's going to kick Nowhere Man's jobber ass on RAW is MVP, INVISIBLE.

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The God that Failed by Metallica plays as Invisible slowly walks into the ring. The mysterious guest looks awkward being in the ring with MVP and Joey Radd, but just keeps a cold stare.

Invisible gets on the mic.

Invisible: "I don't know why you asked me to be on this little show of yours. I have no interest in being anybody's friend here. This is business, no one's here to really make friends. My purpose in this business is to bloody those who stand in my way of reaching the pinnacle. On Raw this week, I'm going to step in the ring with my former acquaintance, Nowhere Man, and prove to him that I was the better man in our partnership. When he's lying in a pool of his own blood at my hands, with me standing over him holding the championship gold, the whole world will know that Invisible gets what he wants, if he chooses to accept the challenge."

MVP: "Well that's some interesting rhetoric. You hear that Ronald McDonald? Bozo the Clown says he's going to bloody you up reeeeeaaaaaalllllll good. But that's only a warm up for what I'm going to do to you at Trapped."

Invisible: "You can continue to mock me MVP, but you know deep down I am the most vicious wrestler in this ring. And hear that Innovator and LK, cause once I destroy Nowhere Man, you're both next!"

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Out comes Innovator to interrupt Invisible. Invisible taunts him as he runs into the ring. Invisible responds with angry stomps. Invisible and Innovator go at it while MVP and Radd watch and laugh.

All of a sudden....

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SUPERSLIM sprints into the ring and tackles Invisible to the ground and delivers a fury of devastating blows. Innovator pulls Slim off to concentrate of Invisible.

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EVIL RICK and SCOTT CHABOT walks int othe ring and grab Slim. Scott holds Slim while Rick puts FIRE CRACKERS down Slim's pants. Slim falls out of the ring with his crotch in pain. Innovator and Invisible attack Rick and Scott.

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TRO dashes into the ring and takes down all but Scott who gives him an EVIL POWERBOMB.

THERE'S LK running into the ring and delivering the Killer Clash to TRO.

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OUT OF NOWHERE IT'S SPLAYA delievering a devastating powerbomb to LK.

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A huge fight in the ring continues on until a miniature tank rolls down the ramp. Suddenly the whole AXIS OF EVIL come out of the tank and head into the fray after Splaya.

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IT'S AZRAEL AND OCK DRESNAR. Crowd is going nuts. Azrael goes right for HHHitler while Ock preoccupies himself with the rest of the Axis.

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OUT COMES DANNY ELECTRIC. TRO exits the ring and goes for the kill. Both go at it brutally outside the ring.

From backstage....

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Helmsphere: "What the hell is going on out there?"
Shawn Mega:"Fuck if I know."

Shaggy ambushes his former mentor, and they manhandle each other backstage.

Back in the ring....

MVP and Radd watch on from the outside, avoiding confrontation.

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UNTIL PAUL comes out and clotheslines MVP. Radd goes after Paul and they throw fists on the other side of the ring.

IT'S PANDEMONIUM ON THE HI-LITE REEL. THE WHOLE SET IS DESTROYED, THE FIGHT CONTINUES ON, IT'S LIKE FORUM FRENZY ALL OVER AGAIN

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Mr. X would've been there to break up the fight, but got caught in traffic.

Back in the ring....

MVP in a fit of rage runs into the ring and viciously attacks whoever is in the way. MVP goes for Splaya and throws him over the ropes. Then knocks Innovator right out of the ring. Then out goes Azrael. Huge heat for MVP

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The arena goes ballistic as NOWHERE MAN makes his way into the ring. HUGE POP for the TNA Champion. Nowhere Man cleans house, throwing everybody in site over the top rope. Until only MVP and Invisible are left. Invisible
and Nowhere Man go at it. Until MVP sneaks up behind the TNA Champion and low blows him. MVP hits the Most Valuable Press on Nowhere Man.

MVP does a victory dance.

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http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/061704/images/10.jpg

HUGE POP FOR THE DUB who sprints in the ring targeting MVP. Dub tackles MVP in a fit of rage and hits a fury of punches. Invisible tries to take down Nowhere Man, but is thwarted and thrown over the top rope. Dub hits the Stock Market crash on MVP, and Nowhere Man applies the Death Lock.

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The crowd erupts with boos for THE COCK who sprints into the ring, and Nowhere Man steps back.

The Cock, Nowhere Man, The Dub, and MVP stand in four corners of the ring and stare each other down.

Suddenly Invisible pulls Nowhere Man's leg leaving him distracted.

http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/03/carey/hhh.jpg

The Cock uses this opportunity to hit the COCK BOTTOM. MVP slides out of the ring to avoid The Dub and runs off. The Dub chases after him into the back.

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The Cock stands in victory on the turnbuckle, but his pose is cut short when he sees Nowhere Man get up. The Cock runs to the back with MVP.

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Nowhere Man gives a threatening glare to The Cock. Looks like no one's going to make it to Forum Mania without killing each other.

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50% of the fans believe MVP is no match for The Dub or Nowhere Man

Azriel

10-21-2004, 04:51 PM

HOLY SHIT! That was AWESOME!

SuperSlim

10-21-2004, 05:00 PM

Hey slim I think you need this:
http://members.aol.com/MoistTwl/awards/humor/1b.jpg

that was slightly funny but not quite... you're almost there.

And well MVP... I did make the hi-lite reel but maybe I could be on there one more time. Just one more time.

Azriel

10-21-2004, 05:26 PM

Azriel and the rest of Team America are standing around backstage, catching their breathes after the melee during the Hi-Lite Reel when they see Roach walking past them in strangely new attire

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Azriel: Roach, what's with the new getup?

Roach: Let's just say thanks to the Yanks I lost a bet

Ock: That dress really matches the color of your eyes

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce00b3127ccea94f7ea988a30000001610

Captain America: You look like such a jackass Roach. It's true, it's damn true.

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Splaya: I ain't saying a word, because Lord knows I wouldn't want the Roach to kick my ass.

The four men look at each other and laugh their asses off for a good minute

Roach: Yeah, laugh all you want guys. I guess though since I'm here I might as well get the first exclusive interview with all 4 members of Team America. First off Splaya, you have a title match against legendkiller on RAW.

Splaya: I'm going to make that idiot pay dearly at the TLC match on RAW and become the new X-Division Champion.

Roach: Now Splaya, I have to wonder how stupid you must feel right now, because you signed that contract stating no one from Team America would interfere, yet you didn't ask legendkiller about the Axis interfering in your match.

Azriel: See Splaya, I told you you should have done something about it.

Splaya: Shit. I think I just walked into a trap, didn't I?

Ock: Well, I'm sure we'll try to keep the Axis occupied during your match. Don't worry.

Roach: Now Ock, I have to ask you. Are there any truths to what HHHitler said earlier?

Ock: My sexuality is really nobody's business, but really Roach, think about it. HHH is nothing but a spinmaster, weaving a web of deceit, but he can say whatever he wants to say, because as Azriel pointed out not too long ago I believe, words are hollow and useless. it's all about action, and I will show my actions this week on RAW when I beat both Just Joe Stalin and Stone Cold Saddam to a bloody pulp. They might think they have the advantage, but they'll be sadly mistaken on RAW.

Azriel: You see Roach, we are not afraid of the Axis and we never will be. These jokers might talk big, but behind their messages of hate, they are all just a bunch of whimpering, sad, old men who need their diapers changed once a day, and at Forum Mania and the preceeding RAWs we will keep showing these people that truth and we will do it with smiles on our faces.

Savior

10-21-2004, 06:34 PM

that was slightly funny but not quite... you're almost there.
Its true.

SuperSlim

10-22-2004, 08:37 AM

Its true.

how is it true? because I promote a book? Because I continue to poke fun at you at your expense? Give me a break. Look. Just cause your character doesn't seem to have much direction or anything and I happen to use the Cock's book to laugh at you some more don't mean a thing. Loosen up a lil man.... you way too uptight. :D

*Shameless bump*

Let's get this show cookin.

The Naitch

10-22-2004, 03:21 PM

^^^ I agree. Savior is officially Superslim's bitch.

(OOC: push Superslim, he's payed his dues)

Loose Cannon

10-22-2004, 03:25 PM

Wow, I have been off the boards for like a day and a half and a ton of stuff was posted.

MVP's thing was GOLD. And LOL at The Dub. Everyone else Great Stuff as well. Raw will be up tonight. And then it's one more Raw, then Forum Mania.

The Naitch

10-22-2004, 03:54 PM

http://raw.wwe.com/results/120803/images/09.jpg

*The Dude and his gay french buddies (one of them happens to be past TNA Superstar, DAZZ DUPREE) are seen in the ring, trying to get the party started, but it just isn't bumpin' enough, so the bored crowd erupts with a huge "SAUSAGEFEST" chant*

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKING?

*"Drop It Like It's Hot" (by Snoop Dogg and Pharell) hits as The Cock makes his way to the ring with Justin Timberlake*

*Finally the party has just begun, as the fans get on their feet*

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*Justin Timberlake joins Michael "ALF" Cole and Spazz over at the announce table. JT slaps Michael "ALF" Cole and grabs his headphones from him, then proceeds to do some color commentating*

Spazz: HAHAH! JT, that was nice. :lol:

JT: Yeah, no kidding. Look at this fool *points at Micahel "ALF" Cole* Look at him. Trying to bite our N'Sync frost and glow highlites! Bitch please!

Spazz: :lol: Glad to see you out here in TNA. Better yet, glad to see you grace us with your presence, Announce_Table_Style

JT: Shut your mouth, fatty! The Cock is trying to speak!

Spazz: :shifty: Sorry

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FINALLY

THE COCK

HAS COME BACK TO....

To...

To....

Nah........

*FANS BOO THE ROOF OFF*

Cock: So Dude. What's up man. Glad to see you again. Look atcha. You and your 75 Cent suit. PATHETIC! And look at your two bum buddies right there. You are all losers. But most importantly....The Dude....YOU AIN'T NOTHING!

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*For some odd reason, The Dude tries to get close to The Cock*

Cock: BACK UP LUMPY!!!! You trying to steal The Cock's spotlight again, huh? Look at cha. You and your cheap Imitation Calvin Klein cologne! You smell like crap! You see, The Cock is sick of wannabe bar stars like you, Dude. So The Cock had to get a new homeboy to kick it with. And that my friend is Justin Timberlake! *FANS BOO* My boy JT is chillin' at ringside with Micahel "ALF" Cole, with Spazz, and with that fine piece of ass, Jilian Garcia! What up mama!

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Cock: SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU SKANK HO!

Jilian: :'(

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Cock: Just kidding, The Cock loves ya, if ya know what I mean :naughty:

Jilian: :naughty:

JT: :lol:

Spazz: :shifty:

Michael "ALF" Cole: :roll:

Cock: Don't roll your beady little eyes at me, Michael "ALF" Cole. You're even worse than Dude. Look at acha. You piece of monkey crap! *FANS LAUGH* But enough about you. You're not important, ALFIE. Onto ForumMania, the BIGGEST REMATCH OF ALL TIME!!!!! The Cock vs. Nowhere Man. The Cock is gonna win back his TNA Championship, and The Cock guaran-damn-tees that after ForumMania, Nowhere Man will be GONE from TNA forever, and the only place you'll be seeing him again is at your local McDonald's Drive-Thru window!

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Cock: Now as for Siegfreid and Roy over here, you have approximately 5 seconds to get your "take it up the poop shoot" asses out of here before The Cock lays the smackdown on your candy ass, jabronies!

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2

3

4

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*The Cock sets up the Hollywood Elbow as The Dude just stands there doing nothing, chicken_shit_style. Cock hits the Hollywood Elbow, then grabs the mic as The Dude continues to just stands there, gawking at The Cock like a true groupie*

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IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE COCK....

*The Cock lays The Dude out with a clothesline, and tells JT to get in the ring. Cock holds up Dude, as JT nails Dude over the head with a steel chair. JT proceeds to do a Hollywood Elbow as the fans throw debris into the ring*

*Drop It Like It's Hot hits as Cock and JT leave the ring to a chorus of boos*

Savior

10-22-2004, 04:08 PM

how is it true? because I promote a book? Because I continue to poke fun at you at your expense? Give me a break. Look. Just cause your character doesn't seem to have much direction or anything and I happen to use the Cock's book to laugh at you some more don't mean a thing. Loosen up a lil man.... you way too uptight. :D

*Shameless bump*

Let's get this show cookin.
Haha oh my god are you serious? Every time you mention the cock your kissing his ass more-so then Splaya kisses LCs ass. My Character has no direction? This is shocking coming from a person who does knock off promos from a knock off and when you don't emulate The Rock/Cock, your promos still suck. In fact they have a forumla; Slims theme hits, crowd cheers, Slim talks crowd cheers, Ilt inretupts him, crowd cheers, Slim talks again, crowd cheers, Slim has sex with her. Perhaps varied a little. So yeah man your pretty dull.

The Naitch

10-22-2004, 04:10 PM

Savior vs Superslim will be a hott feud

The Naitch

10-22-2004, 04:34 PM

HUGE OPPORTUNITY RIGHT HERE! LISTEN UP EVERYONE!

Ok, if any of you, mainly those jobbers who want to get out of a rut, you can roleplay as TNA's NEW Superstar "COOLWATER COLOGNE" A Carlito Rip Off, obviously. Hell, even Teddy Schlong sees potential in him.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/102104/images/08.jpg

Seriously, if anyone wants to rp as "Coolwater Cologne", you'll automatically be labelled as The Cock's/Teddy Schlong's PROTEGE. Which means that Coolwater won't be treated like a total jobber.

Good candidates would be:

Splaya
SuperSlim
Azarael (trnbuckle)

DMI

10-22-2004, 05:07 PM

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*Victoria INC. gets in the ring and makes a huge announcement*

Victoria Inc: As The Cock's brand new personal hairstylist, I would have to say, yes.... Nowhere Man is going to get his candy ass WHOOPED at Forum Mania 2

IF YA SMELL WHAT VICTORIA INC IS COOKING!

Loose Cannon

10-22-2004, 05:11 PM

LOL at Naitch. And LOL at Victoria.

Yeah, Super Slim use Colon as your guy now.

The Naitch

10-22-2004, 07:05 PM

OOC: LC, you do know that Coolwater Cologne is a cologne right? I wear that stuff. It smells great.

Innovator

10-22-2004, 07:08 PM

Savior vs Superslim will be a hott feud
SHOOT FIGHT!

The Naitch

10-22-2004, 07:10 PM

SHOOT FIGHT!

Superslim would destroy Savior :y: And feed him his own shit :lol:

SuperSlim

10-22-2004, 07:21 PM

"Quarter" hits as Slim enters the arena.

Slim: Look I'ma make this short. Paul, I usually don't lower myself to talkin to lower levels of trash such as yourself but since you are so hellbent on makin somethin of yourself I'll, for one night will make you famous. For one night you will not look like the jobber that you are. For one night you will be a star. And in that same night I will make you my bitch.

*Slim slams the mic down and leaves

OOC: and as far as that other guy... it sounds interesting. I may take him up.

The Naitch

10-22-2004, 07:24 PM

Savior will be relegated to Sunday Night Heat, shortly after Mania

The Naitch

10-22-2004, 07:25 PM

"Savior Night Heat"

:lol:

Innovator

10-22-2004, 07:30 PM

SaviorCorps

Loose Cannon

10-22-2004, 07:48 PM

BTW: Tonight's matches won't be that in depth. The'll be quick and to the point. Not really in the mood to write up a big show. :(

If you guys like the quick stuff better, tell me and I'll do the Raw's like how I am doing it tonight from now on.

The Naitch

10-22-2004, 07:53 PM

LOL LC,

"The TNA Attitude Era"

Short matches, more storylines.

Has Vince Russo been wandering the halls for employment lately?

Loose Cannon

10-22-2004, 08:13 PM

Vinnie "Buyrates" Russo seen backstage witn TNA Employment Center Head "Cravin" Dave
http://nodq.com/xm/tna3.jpg

Wadding: Yo, we in charge.

Russo: Ratings Baby........Ratings.

MR X: OK NEXT :lol:

Loose Cannon

10-22-2004, 11:20 PM

RAW IS GANGSTER

JR: Hello and welcome to Raw is Gangster. We are two shows away from the biggest Spectacle of the year, Forum Mania.

PAUL INTERVIEW:

Pauls music hits
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/tripleh/images/22.jpg

*Pauls steps in to the ring*
Radd I know your at home right now so listen up. I just got back from Mr. Xs office and he said if we do get our act together we will be fired!

*boos*

But I proposed to him a differnt solution. Because at Forum Mania It will be ME and You, Paul Carrington and Joey Radd in a Career Killer match! So Radd count your days be-

*Radd comes through the crowd and hits a Raddifer on Paul*
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/christian/images/09.jpg
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MATCH 1: LK VS Playa: X Division Title Match

LK and Playa put on a 4 star classic match, even though Playa is a hoss. Playa powerbombs LK through a table, but LK kicks out of the cover. LK reverses a spine buster from Playa and hits a German Suplex on the Hoss. Crowd Pops for that. LK goes for the Kiler Clash, but Playa powers out and hits the "Playa's Card." 1...........2...........
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http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/batista/images/05.jpg

AXIS Hits the ring, minus OBL. Axis does a number on Playa

BUT LK COMES and HELPS OUT PLAYA FIGHT OFF THE AXIS. CROWD GIVES LK THE BIGGEST POP OF HIS CAREER.

INNOVATOR IN AND HE NAILS A THE "Last Exit" on LK and rolls out of the ring. HHHitler nails Playa with the Iron Cross and the Axis leaves.

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TRO INTERVIEW:

TRO heads to the ring with no music or nothing looking all pissed.

**TRO grabs mic.
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TRO: THAT'S IT, I'M SICK OF THIS SH**. Danny, this has gone far enough and I've had it. We are going to settle this once and for all at Forum Mania. You and me, one on one, for the IC TITLE, IN A LADDER MATCH. This ends at Forum Mania friend. No more bullshit, no more blind side attacks, this is the end of the road. AND AT FORUM MANIA, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU MY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUGE POP FROM CROWD

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Rick vs Dark Kane: VB Title Match

Rick comes out with Scott as DK is in the ring.

**Rick grabs mic (to DK):
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Hey man, you know something, YOU'RE EVIL. And I like that. I think you, me, and Scott would make a great Trio. The Evil Triad.....hahahahahaha. How about it DK?

**DK GRABS MIC
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/kane/images/16.jpg

DK: RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK? You're Evil? Are you telling me you're more evil then me? HAHAHA. I am Dark Kane, the Emperor of Evil. You are nothing but a mere star in my Evil Universe.

***Scott comes up from behind and nails DK with the VB Title.

Choke Slam from Scott.
http://img89.exs.cx/img89/941/7242.jpg

Rick gives DK THE "Evil Eye" and the ref has called for the bell.

RICK: You know something man, you're not as Evil as I thought. HAHAHA.

**Rick takes a marker from Scott and writes "I'm not so Evil" on DK's forehead and laughs.

**Superslim comes from the crowd and hits the "Super Star" on Scott. Rick rolls out of the ring.

Slim spits on Scott as the segment ends.
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Azriel vs OBL

Match starts and OBL throws some powder in Azriel's eyes, ANTHRAX_style and Azriel is down.

OBL goes for the "Manhattan Drop,"
http://img44.exs.cx/img44/8962/manhattandrop.jpg

but Azriel reverses into the Crossface.
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Axis comes out and puts a beating to Azriel.
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HHH gets ready to nail Azriel witht he Cross, but here comes OCK. CROWD POPS.

F5 to Hussein......F5 to Stalin. OBL gets a low blow on OCK.
http://www.atributetowrestlers.com/brock-lesnar-pictures4.jpg

HERE COMES PLAYA limping from the back.
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Playa takes care of JBL. Azriel gets back up and hits a Crossface on HHHitler, but the Axis pulls him out quick.

Team America stands tall.
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Invisible vs Nowhere Man:TNA WORLD TITLE MATCH

Video Package Plays of the history between these two.

Match starts off and the two former partners battle it out. Nowhere Man hits a Splash to Invisible in the corner. NM delievers an array of punches to Invisible as the crowd counts 10.

Invisible comes back and gives NM a huge Spine Buster.

*Invisible unties the turnbuckle padding and launches NM into the corner.
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/5985/vamptiredsting.jpg

Cover: 1..........2.......Kick out.

Invisible goes for the Nail in the Scull and hits it.
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COVER: 1........2.......NM again kciks out.

Invisible can't believe it and hooks on the Sharpshooter.

NM reverses into his Death Lock. NM drags Invisible into the middle of the ring.

**HERE COMES MVP AND JOEY RADD. They both attack Invisible and NM.
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/jericho_c/images/68.jpg

*HERE COMES INNOVATOR. Innovator helps out Invivsible a little to the confusion of the crowd.
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LK hits the ring and hits the "Killer Clash" on Inovator. Invisible attacks LK Innovator joins in on the fight.

MVP and RADD work on NM

**HERE COMES PAUL AND THE DUB to help out NM.
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/tripleh/images/06.jpg

CHOAS IN THE RING.
http://img98.exs.cx/img98/4648/stingassaulted.jpg

**HERE COMES THE COCK.
http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/rock/images/09.jpg

THE COCK goes for a Cock Bottom on NM, but NM reverses into the "Drop from Nowhere."

**NM stares down at the Cock as Raw ends.
http://my.tele2.ee/wrestling/sting3.jpg

MEGA POP FROM THE CROWD AS RAW ENDS.

Loose Cannon

10-22-2004, 11:31 PM

Hey, I'll put up another short Raw this weekend and then do the PPV next Friday.

RAW MATCHES:

LK vs Innovator: X Division Title Match.

MVP and Radd vs Invisible and Innovator: Tag Title Match.

Nowhere Man vs Mystery Opponent: World Title Match.

HHHitler vs Ock.

Scott vs Super Slim.

Loose Cannon

10-22-2004, 11:35 PM

UPDATED AND CONFIRMED FORUM MANIA MATCHES:

The Cock vs Nowhere Man/Mystery Opponent: World Title Match

MVP vs The Dub: #1 Contender Match (Cage)

Shaggy vs Helmsphere

TRO VS DE: IC TITLE MATCH. (LAdder)

Team America vs Axis: Death Camp Match

Paul vs Joey Radd: Career Killer Match.

Super Slim vs Rick: VB Title Match (Scot can't interfere)

Nowhere Man

10-23-2004, 12:03 AM

Well, damn, I was going to add another promo, but MVP and LC basically did my job for me. Now I gotta go re-think what I wanna write.

PS: Go Cardinals.

Savior

10-23-2004, 01:28 AM

OOC: Slim I won't lower my standards by wrestling you, Go fight Splaya. Naitch was right about something (Finally) COOLWATER COLONGE may help a jobber like you.

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On phone:
http://www2.ttcn.ne.jp/~t2hammer/old/rikishi.jpg
Dave: You made me pick up my old eating problem. Now you'll pay!
*Hangs up*
Paul: Huh?

Splaya

10-23-2004, 02:13 AM

You guys see this shit, honestly. Savior puts up retarded shit like this which I think brings down the quality of the C-fed.

Splaya

10-23-2004, 02:17 AM

Also Lc I like the shorter shows a lot better.

Savior

10-23-2004, 02:31 AM

What that picture is Hilarious.

No it wasn't
Well then we have differnt tastes in humor....and I needed that Promo to tie into the angle I'm doing......Besides "Brings down quality?" Its not like we're some real company.

Splaya

10-23-2004, 02:34 AM

No it wasn't

Splaya

10-23-2004, 02:44 AM

Savior

10-23-2004, 02:45 AM

You forgot about you coming back from the dead then.

Innovator

10-23-2004, 02:51 AM

ooc: god someone get me a brace, cause next week Innovator is carrying RAW baby!

Splaya

10-23-2004, 02:51 AM

I know we are not a real company Paul :roll:

But still everyone does these serious promos, and then you go to a junkyard and fight radd 65 personalities, to accomplish what I might ask?

Splaya

10-23-2004, 02:52 AM

You forgot about you coming back from the dead then.

Yeah, I died for a minute but then came back due to a device that shocked my heart :| :roll:

Savior

10-23-2004, 03:04 AM

Paul: Hey Innovator I'll make sure Radd goes down next week. Don't-
Innovator: I don't need your damn help!
Paul: Hey chill man. Don't you want the title?
Innovator: I can beat radds and MVPs ass on my own. Now get out of my way.
Paul: Whatever just save some of him for me..............I'll still interfere

Edit:
But still everyone does these serious promos, and then you go to a junkyard and fight radd 65 personalities, to accomplish what I might ask?
To make it look like me really hate Radd and advance the story line.

Kapoutman

10-23-2004, 03:54 AM

Guys, calm down. This is a fucking C-Fed. That means you are here to have fun. If you think somebody else sucks, well that's your God given right. However, don't make the threads full of stupid arguments. There are PMs and IMs for that. Hell, even bad rep each others, but leave the threads for promos, shows and overall fun.

Come on.

Kapoutman

10-23-2004, 05:33 AM

*Somewhere in Europe, probably in Monaco, since this is not some second-rate production, a man is playing Black Jack inside of a somptuous casino. The camera plan changes from a wide shot to a close-up of the man, clad in an expensive tuxedo. The mysterious figure examines his cards. A sign of the hand signifies that he wants another one. The casino employee gives him the card.*

E: Twenty-one. You win, Sir.

*The ladies are all around the winner, obviously wanting to savagely hump him. One of them, with particularly big boobies, asks for his name.*

M: My name is Bond. James Bond.

http://pages.infinit.net/kapout/jamesbond.jpg

*That sentence alone makes every women around wet their panties at the same time. The man takes his money after winning, and goes to leave the table. The camera now shows the casino employee...WHO TAKES OFF HIS MASK. The man is sporting a particularly orange goatee. He takes a chair from under the black jack table...AND SMASHES BOND'S HEAD WITH IT. Bond falls to the floor, but as soon as casino guards try to approach, a waiter TAKES OFF ANOTHER MASK to reveal curly blond hair. He takes some pepper spray and SHOWERS THE GUARDS WITH IT. The man with the orange goatee LAUGHS MANIACALLY.*

http://pages.infinit.net/kapout/theodorov.jpg

RT: Now THAT is EVIL!

*The two EVIL men leaves the scene with Bond on the goatee man's shoulders. The man turns around, and looks at a roulette table. As if an irresistible force was controlling him, the man lifts Bond and GIVES HIM THE THEODORE HAMMER THROUGH THE TABLE. The two bandits then LAUGH EVILY and HIGH-FIVE each others. A man gets up from his chair labeled "director" and starts yelling.*

http://pages.infinit.net/kapout/rickscottlaugh2.jpg

D: CUT! CUUUUUUUT!!! THAT WAS AWFUL!

*Yes, we are on the set of the latest Bond movie, titled "The Ring Is Not Enough". It looks like Rick Theodore managed to get the role of a mega communist villain, Rickovski Theodorov, with Scott Chabot as his sidekick, General Scottski Chabotoyev.*

SC: Actually, that was a pretty good performance.

D: Read the script. It says "Theodorov and Chabotoyev take Bond and kidnap him. They then leave for their evil lair." Do you see a part that says "He then throws him in a Roulette table like a sack of potato"???

RT: That's creative license.

D: Oh my God, why did the studio give me that idiot?

RT: You better watch your mouth, or I might get EVIL on you. :mad:

*The studio executive storms on stage to defuse the situation.*

SE: Well, if I can explain the studio's point of view, TNA is one of the most popular wrestling league, and Mr. Theodore was voted most despicable wrestler during a recent survey.

RT: That is only natural.

SE: We thought we could take advantage of that to promote the movie.

D: I heard about the wrestling promotion thing, but I thought I asked for The Cock?

SE: He is busy filming "Dude, Where's My Guitar?".

D: Please, give me anybody but that idiot and his curly haired bastard of a friend.

SC: What? You want me to SCARE you? I'M GONNA BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOUR FIRST-BORN CHILD.

D: :eek:

RT: Damn right! Go for it Scott!

SE: Guys, calm down. I think that what the director meant is...

*Chabot pushes the executive aside and holds the director for Theodore. Rick then takes his swing and KICKS HIM IN THE NUTS, in a repeat of the greatest double team move ever.*

http://pages.infinit.net/kapout/theodorefieldgoal.jpg

*Of course, that also signifies that our two favorite nutcases are thrown out of the studio. It looks like somebody else will pick up the lucrative contract. In the backstreet, Rick and Scott are simply cursing at that studio, and wishing them various things like bankruptcy, failure and bubonic plague.*

SC: That sucks. I was counting on that to finish paying for that complete Archie comic books collection I bought on E-Bay. I'm gonna have to cancel my bid now.

RT: Don't worry, that director was already getting on my nerve during lunch, so I POURED SUGAR IN HIS GAS TANK. That's an old classic, and of course, it is EVIL.

SC: Well done. Let's get home now.

*Jonathan Roachman and a cameraman are walking down the street. They see our duo sitting on a bench, waiting for the bus.*

JR: What the hell are you doing here guys?

RT: We got kicked out of the studio because I was about to GET EVIL on the producing team. Oh yeah, and Scott threatened to murder the guy's first born child.

SC: Don't worry. I don't think he's gonna sue us. Or else I will have to push his car off a cliff.

JR: :|

RT: Anyway Roach, what are you doing here?

JR: I was coming to film the necessary TNA Confidential bit that we film backstage each time a TNA superstar gets a role in a TV series or a movie.

SC: You might want to wait for that. I don't think that filming us sitting on a bench at a bus stop would feel glamorous, no matter how SCARY or EVIL we really are.

RT: Just tell your friend to turn on his camera. I feel like bragging about my latest cheap shot on Superslim to the World.

JR: If you say so...

*The cameraman starts filming as Roachman gets in his famous "interview" stance.*

JR: I am here with Rick Theodore and Scott Chabot who...

RT: I said I wanted to talk. I didn't I wanted to hear YOU.

JR: I am the interviewer.

RT: Scott, do something. Please.

SC: Listen Roachman. If you don't shut your mouth and give the microphone to Rick, I'm gonna have to TIE YOU, SPREAD-LEGGED, TO THE HOOD OF MY CAR and CRASH INTO A CACTUS.

*Roachman, impressed at such a SCARY menace, gives the microphone to the MAN HIMSELF, Rick Theodore. Theodore and Chabot LAUGH AN EVIL LAUGH to celebrate their moral victory.*

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RT: Thank you Scott. That was SCARY.

SC: That was my pleasure.

RT: As people who follow my INCREDIBLE career know, I have succefully defended my title against that stupid goat-raping Dark Kane. This was all due to an EVIL plan, carried to perfection by me and Scott Chabot. Of course, Kane suffered from the consequences of even trying to touch my VBulletin title. The consequence, in that case, was to be PLASTERED by the said VB title. I know it may make a few people jealous, but that belt is never leaving my waist.

SC: Rick, I can already hear idiots around the World saying "but Rick, you said the same thing about your Tag Team title, and you lost it". What do you have to say to those ignorant donkey-munchers?

RT: I would tell them this. I had a weak partner who tried to do what was not asked of him, which means participate in the said match. He was supposed to stay on the sideline and just wait while I did the work, because you know, I have a certain STANDARD of EVILNESS to live up to. Not everybody can do it. Of course, he had to try to get involved. Just like everything Superslim did, it STUNK. Just another thing Superslim does days in and days out, it SUCKED. This time, I am all by myself, with the same worthless loser that I had as a partner being my opponent at Forum Mania. All right, Scott can't interfere. So what? Slim would need JESUS CHRIST to interfere for him in order to even get a two count against me. I don't lose titles. I add more and more to my collection. To make sure that he understands this point, I took the liberty to PUT DOUBLE-EDGED RAZOR BLADES IN HIS JOCK STRAP.

SC: OH MY GOD. Excuse us, we will be back.

*Scott and Rick run to the near backstreet. There, they see a hobo and BEAT HIM WITH HIS OWN SHOES, in a great Wayne's World 2 flashback. They then execute the greatest double-team move of all time, as Scott holds the hobo while Rick takes a swing and KICKS HIM IN THE BALLS. That move will be known as THE FIELD GOAL FROM HELL from now on. They then walk back to the camera, like nothing happened.*

http://pages.infinit.net/kapout/fieldgoalfromhell.jpg

RT: Of course, this will be at Forum Mania. For the moment, the star is Scott, who will make his wrestling debut at Raw against Slim.

SC: I only have one thing to say. I know that Slim is trying to look all "cool" with his shades, his theme music and his Ilt girl. However, being "cool" is not something useful in the game of life. Being SCARY or being EVIL is. I knew I had to psych him out, so I STABBED THE TIRES OF HIS CAR and POURED FOUR GALLONS OF LAMB BLOOD OVER THE VEHICULE. I thought that would look "satanistic" or something.

RT: Good one. Now excuse us, but we have a bus to take. In the meantime, don't forget to stay in your house and lock the door, because THE SEASON OF EVIL is in full swing, and baby, it's gonna be ugly.

*Scott does a SCARY FACE to the camera, as the duo then climbs into the arriving bus, leaving for an unknown destination.*

http://pages.infinit.net/kapout/scottscaryface.jpg

MVP

10-23-2004, 02:29 PM

MVP and Radd are in the locker room preparing for their match on RAW is MVP.

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/jericho_c/images/83.jpg

MVP: "So I did Danny Electric's sister last night."

Radd: "Awesome. You spent the night at her place?

MVP: "Ohhhhh yeah."

Radd: "Raaaaaadical"

MVP: "So tonight's tag title defense should be a piece of cake right. Nothing to expect out of Invisible and that traitor, Innovator."

Radd: "All we gotta do is keep Invisible unconscious, and we give Innovator the Hollywood Hangover and pick up the win."

MVP: "YEAH, and I got a great idea of how I'm going to whoop that Starbucks-consuming money grubber, The Dub, in the cage at Forum Mania."

Radd: "Not if you go out and get your ass kicked again so I have come and save you."

MVP ascosts his tag team partner.

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/jericho_c/images/87.jpg

MVP: "You starting this shit again? You're just jealous that I won the Forum Frenzy, and that I got the role as Captain Insano's sidekick in Revenge of the Horse Killer."

Radd: "Bullshit. I'm the better wrestler, and I deserve that title shot, and you know it."

Helmsphere overhears the arguement and walks in on them.

http://www.wrestlinginformer.net/Sean_OHaire1.jpg

Helms: "Fellas fellas there's no need to argue over which one of you is better. The truth is simple really; it's not about who's carrying the team, you're a unit with gold arond your waists symbolic of one champion. Besides, wrestling is not a matter a technicality or physique, it's about how your mind is set. And sometimes you need a little help getting your mind set."

Helms reaches in his pocket for pulls out a small ziplock bag.

Radd: "What are you giving us a pep talk or selling us sex candy?"

MVP: "Get the hell out of our locker room you coke-fiend."

Helms: "Very well, but I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."

Helms leaves. MVP leaves and goes the oppostie direction. Radd tries to follow.

Radd: "C'MON Mike...don't act like this, we have a title defense tonight. Don't leave just cause it's my turn."

MVP turns around and looks, but says nothing.

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7% of the fans are coke-fiends.

The Naitch

10-23-2004, 02:42 PM

OOC:

Good show

Good to see another chapter in the Eminem (Joey Radd) vs Savior (Paul Carrington). Those guys go way back. It's perfect for ForumMania.

WOW MVP, nice colors and fonts in your promo there. :y: I wouldn't have the patience to do all that.

The Naitch

10-23-2004, 02:44 PM

And Kapoutman, god your promo was hee-fucking-larious

Loose Cannon

10-23-2004, 02:49 PM

Hey, Raw will be up eathier tonight or tommorrow. I'll do a quick one again. Then I'll pu up the Forum Mania thread.

The Naitch

10-23-2004, 02:52 PM

I remember back in the day, I used to do RAW's really quick. Like I would just post the results and a quick summary.

But for PPV's I would go ALL OUT with the captions and I'd write the matches in detail.

Innovator

10-23-2004, 03:47 PM

*Wake Up by Rage Against the Machine hits, the crowd comes to their feet in anticipation of someone*

*Innovator walks out, to the loud mixed reaction*

http://scottlevy.com/wwf/wwf69.jpg

Innovator: My accompaniment needed a change, and it's fitting for this occasion. It is time for the rest of TNA to wake up, and realize the change that is taking place. The fate of TNA is now running juxtaposed to my destiny...my fate. If I fail, TNA will fall. Now I have been getting questions as to why Innovator? Why did you help Invisible? The very man who locked me up and beat me relentlessly, almost to the point of death...I helped. I needed to be beat down, to that point. The Innovator everyone knew had sold out and was a shadow of his former righteous being. Like the pheonix, the true Innovator has risen from the ashes. Invisible is not too different from myself...we both despise the reflection in the mirror. But I convinced Invisible, as I convinced myself, we can destroy each other....or teach everyone in TNA our pain.

*at this point, Beginning of End plays as Invisible walks to the arena*

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1599/Invisiblekendosticktoring.jpg

Invisible: Now it is the winter of TNA's discontent...it was my intention to show Innovator the way back to righteousness. It was only when he was beaten, broken down could he realize the mistake he made. I see myself in Innovator, and together we are just Nobodies...The Nobodies. Make no mistake...it is the time of the Nobodies now in TNA.

Innovator: The tag team titles, now held by MVP and Radd, consider yourselves forewarned. To prove our dominance, it is our intentions to win the tag team titles on RAW. And Legend Killer...you attacked me, so what happens to you on RAW is on your head. Welcome to the Terrordome TNA, Quote the Nobodies...Nevermore.
http://scottlevy.com/wwf/wwf90.jpg

Savior

10-23-2004, 04:49 PM

I remember back in the day, I used to do RAW's really quick. Like I would just post the results and a quick summary.

Yeah we would have a PPV every week. :y: BTW are you still having old People come back for Cameos?
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Tonight: Paul and Eminem Sit down for an in-ring interview!

The Naitch

10-23-2004, 06:59 PM

Paul, thanks for the idea. In my upcoming promos, I'll be having loads of cameos. Both from past TNA Superstars, and of course, Hollywood A-List celebs :naughty:

Loose Cannon

10-23-2004, 07:01 PM

I got a nice tribute to TPWW/TPWWE/TNA in the works. Coming as soon as Raw is up.

The Naitch

10-23-2004, 07:18 PM

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Lair/7776/hamburglar.gif

SuperSlim

10-23-2004, 07:21 PM

"Quarter" hits as a mad Slim steps on the ramp way.

Slim: Let's just say things aren't going my way. I go to put on my clothes and I find razorblades? doubleedged razorblades? Good thing I always check my stuff after that snake incident. But then my ride gets flats and some sort of nasty blood on it. I don't know if it's chicken blood, sheep blood, pig blood, or what but regardless that is just sick. There are only two guys that I know of that could have done somethin like this. Rick and Scott. Raw, Scott I'm tearin you apart for what you did. Whichever one you did I'm gettin you for that. Then come Forum Mania, Rick I'm takin you out for all that you have done.

Also Savior, it's so sad to hear that you wanted to turn down my challenge. I guess you really weren't ready for the big leagues yet. You would still rather be the Steven Richards of TNA. It's cool. I gave you a shot to become a star and instead you wanted to talk to some fat guy on the phone and continue to have your fantasies of Joey Radd. Ah well. Also I would like to take this time to let all my Slimminites know that I will be coming out with a book. "The Legends of Slim" is due to be out soon. So be checkin those bookshelves.

"Quarter" plays as Slim turns around and leaves the ramp.

Azriel

10-23-2004, 08:02 PM

Azriel and Ock talk backstage

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4ce38b3127ccea8b9781984370000001610

Azriel: You ready for this Ock? Your debut match on RAW and you will fight the leader of the Axis HHHitler. Even though I originally challenged him, I think this will be better exposure for you, plus I know you'll give HHH a hurting he won't soon forget.

Ock: Don't worry buddy. I will not let Team America down. We were able to prevail against them last time. Tonight won't be any different. I will take HHHitler and I will F6 his ass straight to hell, not once, not twice, but four times, representing one F6 for each Axis member.

Azriel: And you know I'll be there at ringside for you, right? I got your back tonight my friend, and I'm sure HHH will have his goons waiting somewhere in the wings. Beat HHHitler tonight, and we get the advantage. Hell, I don't want you to beat him. I want you to destroy him, because at Forum Mania that's what we are going to do to them. Not beat them, but destroy them within inches of their miserable lives.

Azriel

10-23-2004, 08:03 PM

ooc: good idea Innovator and Invisible :y: I definitely see potential there.

Oh, Kapout, whatever happened with the Slammy idea?

Savior

10-23-2004, 09:53 PM

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Heyman: Here I have 2 people who will face at Forum Mania. Paul Carrington and Joey Radd. Now you both have Signed a contract that both of you will not touch each other during this interview, so think before you start wailing at each other.....First Question for you Paul. How did this feud start?

P: Well it all started at a party on Jan.26th 2004. Usually Radd here holds those parties but I thought I would this time. Well when Em got there he flipped out and created a rival party, no one came though. haha.
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Joe: Thats not when it started! It started when I started f*ckin your girl!
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Heh yeah your remeber when I stole Ilt you slob. Roll the footage.
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Radd: Look Roses!...Can we have sex?
Ilt: Yes
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Paul::mad:
Heyman: Um uh Next Question. Radd you and Paul brought alot of superstars in to TNA including Sting Fan and Innovator. You shortly left them and started The Raddical Kingdom, with PAul being pissed off with you leaving TRU how did you get him to join you?
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Radd: Simple I promised him that LC gave us a title shot for the tag titles, if he could take out El nino. Of course we didn't get the title shot because he couldn't pull his own weight in RK.
Paul: Gimme a break every time you came this close
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from losing the title I had to save you. You-

Radd: Oh yeah when was the last time you headlined a PPV with a title shot? Yeah thats right one whole year ago at Trapped!
Paul: When was the last time you won the title clean-

*Wadding comes from behind and hits Paul in the back of the head with a chair*
*Wadding and Radd raise each others hands*
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Splaya

10-24-2004, 02:13 AM

Savior start doing shit like this, and you have my respect.

Azriel

10-24-2004, 02:15 AM

That was pretty good Savior. Nice job man.

Kapoutman

10-24-2004, 04:09 AM

Thank you for the comments guys.

As for the slammies, I am waiting for the acceptance speech from one of the winner. I hope he recognizes himself. :mad:

10-24-2004, 04:54 AM

*Papercut by Linkin Park plays as Legend Killer makes his way to a majority of cheers. He gets in the ring and gets a mic. The Roach is already in the ring with a mic.*

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Roach: Well, LK you shocked the world on Raw when you helped out your enemy, Splaya. What everyone is wondering is why?

LK: Roach, I aided Splaya in his fight against the Axis because that group of clowns severly annoyed. I mean you all saw the match that me and Splaya were having. I could tell that me and Splaya were having a brilliant match and because of that I respected Splaya. But then the Axis came in and they interfered and ruined the quality match we were having. So I was pissed off and so I decided to help Splaya kick that group of losers all over the building.

*Cheer from the crowd*

Roach: Well speaking of Raw, you also had a confrontation with Innovator and last week you had a confrontation with Invisible, who have since united to become the Nobodies. Now you have a match with Innovator for the X-Division Championship.

LK: The Nobodies. Two nimrods that ramble on about how they should help each other to make everyone else feel their pain. Well when I am done with the two of them, if they get anyone else, then they will be tortured because the Legend Killer is going to rip these two apart. I am not intimidated by a loner like Innovator and I am sure as hell not intimidated by a clown like Invisible. So it's going to be me and Innovator for the X-Division Championship title. Well that's just fine by me. After all, the guy has nothing which makes me think that he is going to walk out as X-Division Championship and I already have some support from a couple of guys in the back who will be willing to help if Invisible tries to interfere.

*LK points to the entrance way*

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LK: With Team Ameridca willing to help I have no reason to belive that my title is in jeopardy. THE FUTURE IS NOW! THE FUTURE IS LEGEND KILLER!

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Shaggy

10-24-2004, 12:04 PM

Thank you for the comments guys.

As for the slammies, I am waiting for the acceptance speech from one of the winner. I hope he recognizes himself. :mad:

damn i forgot to even vote....and seeing on how you are talking about the winners already know they won then I guess I lost...

Loose Cannon

10-24-2004, 12:58 PM

Innovator I shut your music off. Put it so we have to click play next time. Cause it takes time to load like that.

RAW IS GANGSTER: RUSSO_SYLE: 10/24

MATCH 1: LK vs Innovator: X Division Title Match

Match doesn't even start as Invisible comes in through the crowd and lays out LK with a baseball bat. Invisible yells at Innovator to go get ready for the Tag Title match. Innovator is pissed that Invisible cost him a chance to win the Title. They settle down a little and leave. LK stands up and gets a nice pop from the crowd.

Winner: LK

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Match 2: OCK vs HHHitler:

Axis doesn't come out with HHHitler. Ock tears up HHH at the begginning of the match, hitiing him with an array of power moves. HHH comes back as he gets in a lw blow. HHH puts on the Gas Chamber, but Ock powers out. HHH goes for the "Final Solution," but Ock reveses and hits the F5. The Axis runs in and it's 3 on 1. HHH gets up and makes it 4 on 1.

HHHitler takes out his trusted Iron Cross, but Playa and Azriel run in and clean house. Team America stares down the Axis as these two will collide at the PPV.

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Match 3: Scott vs Super Slim:

Slim comes out to a mega pop. Fans really wat to see him take the VB Title at Mania. Slim unloads on "Scary" Scott with an array of high-flying and power move attacks. Slim hits a 450 Splash off the top rope, but Scott kicks out. Scott manages to get a powerbomb in, but Slim kicks out. Slim goes for his "Star Status" (Blockbuster) and connects.

Slim sets up for the "Super Star," but Rick comes from behind with the VB Title and Slim ducks and nails Rick. FANS POP HUGE. Scott gets up and Slim nails him with a drop kick. RIck then gets up and finally connects with the Title. Rick then takes out his marker and writes "Not so Evil" on Slim's head as the crowd booos the shit out of these two

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Match 4: MVP/Radd vs Innovator/Invisible: TNA TAG TITLE MATCH

Eveybody gets boooed at their entrance, except for MVP, who the fans seem to be cheering more and more each day.

Radd and Invisible start us off. Radd gets the Radd-Trap on Invisible, but Innovator breaks it up. Invisible bails a vicious spine buster on Radd. Innovator and MVP are in now. Innovator hits a drop toe hold and MVP hits his face on the bottom rope. Innovator goes for a drop kick off the top ropes, but MVP catches The Walls on him. Invisible in to break it up. Radd and MVP connect with a double running powerbomb on Innovator

MVP tags in Radd and Innovator manages to tag Invisible. Invisible unloads on Radd and hits the "Nail in the Scull" MVP breaks it up. Innovator goes for Invisible's bat, but MVP sees him and fights with Innovator on the outside. The Ref goes to break the fight outside up.

HERE COMES PAUL FROM THE BACK. PAUL hits "The Bricks" (Pedigree) on Radd and rolls out of the ring. Invisible has a cover. 1........2...........3

NEW CHAMPS NEW CHAMPS NEW CHAMPS NEW CHAMPS. Paul smiles on his way to the back.

WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: INVISIBLE AND INNOVATOR.

AFTER THE MATCH: MVP goes to check on Radd and The Dub comes from under the ring and hits the "Stock Market Crash" on MVP to a THUNDEROUS POP FROM THE CROWD.

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MATCH 5: Nowhere Man vs Mystery Opponent: TNA World Title match.

Nowhere Man comes out and the fans chant Bret Hart, Bret Hart, Bret Hart, thinking he's the mystery guy.

[size=3][b]BYE BYE BYE HITS[/size=3][b] And out comes the Cock's buddy, J.T. Fans are pissed that he is the mystery opponent.

J.T. does some dancing down the isle and in the ring as the fans throw garbage at him. Some guy with a Guns N Roses hat jumps the railing and gets a shot at J.T. before Nowhere Man has to break Kayfabe and stop him. Fans cheer the guy. Cameras did ot catch this :shifty:

Match begins and J.T. goes for his "One Hit Wonder," but NM reverses and nails the "Drop from Nowhere" to a Mega Pop. 1.........2........Cock comes in and stomps away on Nowhere Man. NM comes back and he and The Cock battle it out.

MVP AND RADD HIT THE RING AND ATTACK NM. THE COCK and J.T. make it 4 on 1. Here comes Paul, Here comes The Dub. Another fan, wearing a Metallica hat, comes in and attacks J.T. The Dub and MVP fight to the back. Paul fights with Radd to the back. NM signals for his splash......

BUT THE COCK CATCHES HIM AND HITS A COCK BOTTOM

The Cock takes NM's Belt and heads to the back as the Fans BOOOOOOOOO
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The Cock turns around and NM comes flying from the ring ans attacks the Cock as the fans are going nuts. Security AND Ref's all come out and break it up as the show goes off the air.

JR: WE'LL SEE YOU AT MANIA.