Post here and I'll give you a wrestling gimmick. [Archive]

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 04:31 PM

Go..........
Your wrestling name is "The Warden," and you are a heel. You constantly lock WWE Divas up in cages and taunt them with sandwiches. You also play sort of a Bossman enforcer-type role.

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 04:32 PM

k
You are the "teenybopper," and you have a stable with all the other chicks on the forum. And you all wear purple and pink and shit and GIGGLE. Your entrance theme is probably some Nickelback song.

123 kid

10-19-2004, 04:33 PM

okies

BungeeWithNoCord

10-19-2004, 04:34 PM

let me guess the one for me......

im a daredevil who constantly jumps off of things [bungee] but i always get pushed off and die because i have no cord

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 04:34 PM

3
You are like the Headbangers, minus the gay outfits. You walk around backstage saying completely irrelevant things in your interviews. And you say shit like "metal" and hold your fist up. Then you kill people and play their bodies as guitars like From Dusk Til Dawn.

Jonster

10-19-2004, 04:35 PM

:wave:

CosaNostra

10-19-2004, 04:35 PM

Your wrestling name is "The Warden," and you are a heel. You constantly lock WWE Divas up in cages and taunt them with sandwiches. You also play sort of a Bossman enforcer-type role.
:lol:

El Santo

10-19-2004, 04:35 PM

Alright, I'm game.

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 04:36 PM

okies
You are "Micky Dee" and your catchphrase is "I'm lovin' it," you are currently feuding with Rikishi and Rosey. You also wear one of those gay red visor things and have pimples.

10-19-2004, 04:36 PM

:cool:

Sephiroth

10-19-2004, 04:36 PM

Aight, give it to me.

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 04:38 PM

let me guess the one for me......

im a daredevil who constantly jumps off of things [bungee] but i always get pushed off and die because i have no cord
I won't even go there. But your gimmick is like a little Chinese kid obsessed with feces, and your name is "Pupu." You smile when you get the stinkface.

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 04:39 PM

:wave:
You are like Tarzan. You walk around in jungle garb. You carry a cage with you to the ring. Whenever you are losing, you start Hulking up and making jungle cries, and a bunch of apes and shit bust out of their cages and start having sex with everything in the ring. Your name is "Ooga-Orgy."

CosaNostra

10-19-2004, 04:40 PM

RB now give yourself a wrestling gimmick.

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 04:40 PM

:cool:
Whenever someone cuts a promo, you stand there trying to look as cool as possible. Then you start acting like you are summong some Saiyan-Jin powers or some shit, but it doesn't work, and everyone just looks at you like an idiot. Your finisher is, "KAME, HAME, HA!!!!!!!!!!" and it is just like a drop kick.

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 04:41 PM

Aight, give it to me.
You are "Euro-Slut Banger," and you are mad over in the UK. You are like Val Venis, except you don't use innuendos, you just walk around saying you fuck European sluts. You are in cahoots with Vince McMahon.

BungeeWithNoCord

10-19-2004, 04:42 PM

I won't even go there. But your gimmick is like a little Chinese kid obsessed with feces, and your name is "Pupu." You smile when you get the stinkface.

errr... im not the womans champion by any chance am i?

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 04:42 PM

RB now give yourself a wrestling gimmick.
I am the anal-retentive antagonist. I am a heel.

Sickboy

10-19-2004, 04:42 PM

Talk to me!

CosaNostra

10-19-2004, 04:43 PM

When you do these you should mention wether someone is a heel or face.

Also, what kind of sandwich do I taunt the Divas with?

Splaya

10-19-2004, 04:46 PM

Pick me.

BungeeWithNoCord

10-19-2004, 04:49 PM

im serious am i the womans champ???

i would say its a cheese sandwich

3:16

10-19-2004, 05:17 PM

I'm in..............

Azriel

10-19-2004, 05:37 PM

Go for it.

Innovator

10-19-2004, 05:39 PM

DOOOO IT

Drakul

10-19-2004, 05:42 PM

MVP

10-19-2004, 05:45 PM

Word up

OssMan

10-19-2004, 05:46 PM

jindrak is a fag

Gone Mad

10-19-2004, 05:46 PM

POST!

Sephiroth

10-19-2004, 05:51 PM

You are "Euro-Slut Banger," and you are mad over in the UK. You are like Val Venis, except you don't use innuendos, you just walk around saying you fuck European sluts. You are in cahoots with Vince McMahon.

:love: One word: Baby

loopydate

10-19-2004, 06:07 PM

[Something funny, so that when RB quotes me, people will laugh at how witty I am.]

10-19-2004, 06:14 PM

god dammit man, i'm sick of all the dragonball references, time to change my title

HeartBreakMan2k

10-19-2004, 06:15 PM

SuperSlim

10-19-2004, 06:24 PM

this seems highly uninteresting but I'm bored enough to see what you do

thecc

10-19-2004, 06:32 PM

do it up hardcore style

Savio

10-19-2004, 06:51 PM

Holller.

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 07:00 PM

Alright, I'm game.
Your gimmick is "El Pimpo Grande The Hutt," you are basically this huge guy who gets wheeled around with bitches chained to him. You get wheeled into the ring, and the way you win is by taking up all the space, your opponents get counted out. You also end your promos with the phrase, "Booooooo-shudaaaaaaa."

Corkscrewed

10-19-2004, 07:03 PM

Gimme a good one and I'll rep you.

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 07:03 PM

Talk to me!
You are a skinny guy in glasses, who says that he is allergic to everything. "Sickboy." And you are fed up with all the germs going around in the WWE. Your finishing move is "The Sterilizer."

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 07:04 PM

Pick me.
You are "The Playa," a tiny little kid who like, goes around backstage trying to be everyone's friend. Your gimmick is that you go to give someone a high-five, and they leave you hanging. Every week you come out on the mic and ask people how much they like you.

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 07:07 PM

I'm in..............
Uh, your gimmick is "Fun With Math!" and you like, walk around saying shit like, "My Foot, plus your ass, equals you getting your ass kicked!!!"

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 07:08 PM

Go for it.
You are the turnbuckle, and you are sick and tired of mother fuckers being Irish Whipped into you. You made your debut when Shawn Michaels did his crazy "flip over the turnbuckle bump" and you grabbed him and beat the shit out of him.

Mike the Metal Ed

10-19-2004, 07:09 PM

IRON MAIDEN

Rock Bottom

10-19-2004, 07:10 PM

DOOOO IT
I'LL GET YOU LATER. u r next.

Jorgha

10-19-2004, 07:13 PM

I wanna play....

Johnny Vegas

10-19-2004, 07:25 PM

Me Next Bitches

Shadow

10-19-2004, 09:37 PM

I already have a damn gimmick.

John la Rock

10-19-2004, 09:41 PM

giddiup

10-19-2004, 09:57 PM

Sup

3:16

10-19-2004, 10:10 PM

Uh, your gimmick is "Fun With Math!" and you like, walk around saying shit like, "My Foot, plus your ass, equals you getting your ass kicked!!!"
Man! That was great! :rofl: You really made me laugh....... thanks, I needed it

PorkSoda

10-19-2004, 11:04 PM

Wazaaaa

Funky Fly

10-19-2004, 11:18 PM

Me Next Bitches
That is word for word what I was going to say...

Aussie Skier

10-19-2004, 11:24 PM

me me me!!!

Aussie Skier

10-19-2004, 11:25 PM

Man! That was great! :rofl: You really made me laugh....... thanks, I needed it

i agree

Mayo

10-20-2004, 12:58 AM

I wish to be honoured by Mr. Rock Bottom himself :)

Mayo

10-20-2004, 12:58 AM

That is word for word what I was going to say...Must be a black thing :shifty:

Iceman90

10-20-2004, 12:59 AM

Hit me up with a gimmick

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 01:12 AM

DOOOO IT
Dude, I am drawing a blank with you. Sorry. I guess you can just come out in tights and job to Kane.

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 01:14 AM

hiHaha this is easy. You are "Drakul," your name is misspelled on the TitanTron. It says "Dracool," which is kind of your catch phrase. "Hey, that isn't just cool, it's Dracool!" And you cut promos as if you could speak dyslexic, picking out random 12 year-olds in the audience and wooing them with your "dark poetry."

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 01:16 AM

Word up
You are MVP, a baseball player who comes out and points to himself, "M, V, P." Your valet is "The Umpire." One of the highlights of your career was being able to cut a promo and point out George Steinwhateverthefuckhisname is at Wrestlemania.

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 01:18 AM

jindrak is a fag
Your gimmick is "gangster." You come out dressed in clothes that don't fit you, tripping and falling over baggy jeans. People think you are so cute and adorable, that like, all the chicks talk about you giggling, saying, "And then he said, gaaaaaaangster!" People send you lots of cookies.

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 01:18 AM

I love you AssMan. :love:

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 01:19 AM

POST!
YOUR FUCKING GIMMICK IS THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!@ YOU WENT SO MAD THAT YOU FORGZOT THE GOD DAMN "E" IN "GONE MAD!!!!"

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 01:21 AM

[Something funny, so that when RB quotes me, people will laugh at how witty I am.]
You are Pat Pattersonsson, the long-lost son of Pat Patterson. Your job is to speak out against Triple H, and lose your job so your son can one day do the same years and years from now. It is a legacy. One of your great grandchildren will be "The Chosen One." You must keep hope alive.

Aside from that, you come out with a bunch of valet who seem to have been spiked with roofies in their drinks, making them...

Loopy dates.

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 01:26 AM

k
You are the new "Heart Break Kid," and you are like 5 years old. You strut into the ring waving to the fans, and luring your opponents in with childish cuteness. When they get close enough, you bite their penises and shake them ferociously like chew-toys, and spit them out into the crowd. And then you urinate on them and run to the back. Then you tell your mom that they hit you. So they call the police. And the cops arrive and file a police report. And in the police report, you're all like, "He was coming at me! I was so scared!" but you snicker because you know the truth, and the truth is, you like to bite penises off.

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 01:27 AM

Wow.

FourFifty

10-20-2004, 01:27 AM

<font color=cyan>760 up in here!

HeartBreakMan2k

10-20-2004, 01:27 AM

You are the new "Heart Break Kid," and you are like 5 years old. You strut into the ring waving to the fans, and luring your opponents in with childish cuteness. When they get close enough, you bite their penises and shake them ferociously like chew-toys, and spit them out into the crowd. And then you urinate on them and run to the back. Then you tell your mom that they hit you. So they call the police. And the cops arrive and file a police report. And in the police report, you're all like, "He was coming at me! I was so scared!" but you snicker because you know the truth, and the truth is, you like to bite penises off.
I'm an evil little bastard huh? Can I rip the penis off instead, I mean this whole penis in mouth thing isn't really doing it for me.

Corkscrewed

10-20-2004, 01:54 AM

Damn.

Still haven't gotten to me yet. :'(

The One

10-20-2004, 01:55 AM

Go forth little Bottom...tell me of my fate.

Iceman90

10-20-2004, 02:59 AM

I still need mine

happysam

10-20-2004, 04:42 AM

How about my gimmick?? :wave:

Kapoutman

10-20-2004, 04:50 AM

Ok.

HankScorpio

10-20-2004, 08:41 AM

I'm game

Drakul

10-20-2004, 10:13 AM

Haha this is easy. You are "Drakul," your name is misspelled on the TitanTron. It says "Dracool," which is kind of your catch phrase. "Hey, that isn't just cool, it's Dracool!" And you cut promos as if you could speak dyslexic, picking out random 12 year-olds in the audience and wooing them with your "dark poetry."
Its like he knows me! :shifty:

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 04:01 PM

this seems highly uninteresting but I'm bored enough to see what you do
You are the male version of Colista Flockhart (sp) and your ribcage sticks out. Your finishing move is the "Ethiopian," a Lex Luger-like forearm that is such a deadly weapon because there is no flesh to pad your bone.

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 04:02 PM

do it up hardcore style
Uh... Your gimmick is um... YOU WATCH ROADHOUSE WHILE YOU FONDLE YOURSELF

Rock Bottom

10-20-2004, 04:05 PM

Holller.
Uh... You run around saying stuff like "Savior strength you'll need it! Savior drama for your mama!" And um. You are like, a kid who wears a multi-colored had with a helecopter propeller thingy at the top. And your tongue hangs out and you slobber and, um, your finisher is an arm drag.

BungeeWithNoCord

10-20-2004, 04:24 PM

lay it on me big boi

Johnny Vegas

10-20-2004, 04:26 PM

Come On Wit It Bitches!

Gone Mad

10-20-2004, 04:51 PM

YOUR FUCKING GIMMICK IS THAT YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!@ YOU WENT SO MAD THAT YOU FORGZOT THE GOD DAMN "E" IN "GONE MAD!!!!"

HELL YEAH! I AM CRAZIAZZY! ALTHOUGH 'GON' IS MY INITIALS, YOU GOT IT RIGHT! OH, AND THE NAME IS ALSO FROM ALICE IN CHAINS..!!!

tucsonspeed6

10-20-2004, 04:58 PM

What's mine?

Impact!

10-21-2004, 03:59 AM

Sweet

Corkscrewed

10-21-2004, 05:09 AM

Anytime now...

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

10-21-2004, 10:11 AM

Deal me in.

The Answer

10-21-2004, 10:19 AM

Holla

SuperSlim

10-21-2004, 10:29 AM

You are the male version of Colista Flockhart (sp) and your ribcage sticks out. Your finishing move is the "Ethiopian," a Lex Luger-like forearm that is such a deadly weapon because there is no flesh to pad your bone.

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/colin.anderson/world/cflockhart07.jpg :?:

come on. you can do better than that.

Jorgha

10-22-2004, 01:32 AM

Hey, I never got my gimmick.
I feel so left out here.

Corkscrewed

10-22-2004, 01:35 AM

YOU feel left out?

(I've prolly pissed RB off with my nagging. ;))

Gouda

10-22-2004, 01:41 AM

Pre. Post. This is a post.

SuperSlim

10-22-2004, 08:38 AM

at least you didn't get the male version of some girl that's nothin but skin and bones... :$

Jorgha

10-22-2004, 10:47 AM

I was looking at that picture, sadly, in my skin and bones days, when I was accused of being anorexic (which I was not) I had more meat on me that she does in that picture. Now that is really sad.....

Disturbed316

10-22-2004, 11:05 AM

I wonder what mine would be?

tucsonspeed6

10-22-2004, 11:13 AM

Rock Bottom seems to be wearing down. He should tag out.

Rock Bottom

03-30-2005, 03:11 AM

Anytime now...
I was just looking at a post my rep sheet thread, and naturally saw my rep sheet, which brought me to this thread, and I browsed through, and realized after all these long months that I forgot to do a gimmick for Corkscrewed. In my defense, there are no boundaries to what marijuana can do to your memory, or random retention thereof.

Sorry.

Your name is Captain Caption. Your gimmick is that you wrestle your opponents to the ground, and hold them in compromising positions while your caption sidekicks hurl witty quips at them at ringside. Your titan-tron consists of the top Captions of 2004. Your theme music is the Benny Hill theme.

Corkscrewed

03-30-2005, 05:35 AM

:rofl:

:love: :y: :y:

Thank you very much, kind sir. :cool:

Karlsberg

03-30-2005, 06:55 AM

Sock it to me baby

Jaton

03-30-2005, 03:31 PM

My gimmick is Jaton. ;P

Rock Bottom

03-30-2005, 04:40 PM

Sock it to me baby
You are "Karl Winslow," the baddest-ass mother fucker from Family Matters. You are a fat black man with one thing on your mind: THE LAW. Anyone who messes with you gets their ass experimented on from Steve Urkel.

Rock Bottom

03-30-2005, 04:42 PM

My gimmick is Jaton. ;P
Yes, indeed you are "Jaton," kind of like Jason Vorhees, except obviously retarded because of your retard lispesque version of pronouncing your own name. "I'm JATON!!!!!!!!!!!! JATON JATON JAT NNNNNNNNNNNNNN" and you murder people with butcher knives, while trying to touch your index finger to the elbow of the same arm.

Nervous Ferret

03-30-2005, 04:42 PM

rofl @ thread Do me!

Rock Bottom

03-30-2005, 04:43 PM

rofl @ thread Do me!
You are RDD's valet.

Jaton

03-30-2005, 04:44 PM

That's funny..even though Jaton is my real name. Still made me laugh though.

Nervous Ferret

03-30-2005, 04:46 PM

do me again :mad:

Gouda

03-30-2005, 04:50 PM

Do The Cheese.

... Though I have a feeling I know what it'll be. :shifty:

Rock Bottom

03-30-2005, 05:16 PM

Do The Cheese.

... Though I have a feeling I know what it'll be. :shifty:
When you cut promos, you do it in a redneck accent and say things like "Ah gouda take a piss."

Ruien

03-30-2005, 05:50 PM

BOO

tucsonspeed6

03-30-2005, 05:53 PM

I want one too.

Kane Knight

03-30-2005, 05:54 PM

BOO
I see you as a less clever Eugene.

Nervous Ferret

03-30-2005, 05:56 PM

LOL

Xero

03-30-2005, 06:00 PM

:shifty:

James Steele

03-30-2005, 06:39 PM

What would be my gimmick RB?

Rock Bottom

03-30-2005, 09:31 PM

I want one too.
You sell are a junk dealer from the mean streets of Tucson. You sell speed, and thus your name is Tucson Speed. Your trick is that before your match, you get your opponents addicted to crack and things like that and get them to throw the match, or else you'll stop supplying them. You are also Vince's insurance to make sure the hosses stay as big as they are from your steroids.

Rock Bottom

03-30-2005, 09:32 PM

:shifty:
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE XERO LIMIT~~~ YOU DONT HAVE A LIMIT TO THEW TYPE OF CRAP YOU'LL PUT UP WITH - BECAUSE IT'S XERO.

Esoteric

03-30-2005, 09:34 PM

what would mine be

Rock Bottom

03-30-2005, 09:36 PM

What would be my gimmick RB?
I dunno, but your Titan Tron would look something like this:

Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!!!GAY!!!Shut Up You Ignorant Ass
Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!!!P!!!Shut Up You Ignorant Ass
Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!!!O!!!Shut Up You Ignorant Ass
Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!!!W!!!Shut Up You Ignorant Ass
Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!!!E!!!Shut Up You Ignorant Ass
Shut Up You Ignorant Ass!!!R!!!Shut Up You Ignorant Ass

James Steele

03-30-2005, 09:38 PM

:shifty:

I forgot you are one of the ones who hate me. :lol:

Rock Bottom

03-30-2005, 09:42 PM

what would mine be
Your name is Bam Bam Jigalo. You are usually found having sex with the valet of your opponent, and getting some money for it in exchange. You also have a loyal fan base, one of them even goes to every match of yours and screams "You can do eet."

Xero

03-31-2005, 10:14 AM

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE XERO LIMIT~~~ YOU DONT HAVE A LIMIT TO THEW TYPE OF CRAP YOU'LL PUT UP WITH - BECAUSE IT'S XERO.
:shifty: :lol:

wag2k

03-31-2005, 10:19 AM

U.K. Fan wants name

Hardkore Kidd J

03-31-2005, 10:37 AM

Give me a gimmick.:)

Cool King

03-31-2005, 10:40 AM

Give me a good gimmick.:)

If you ask for a good gimmick he will probably give you a bad one,or maybe he will give me a bad one for pointing this out.:shifty: