HHH/Mr. Olympia Captions

[Innovator]

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[CosaNostra]

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Hunter, when you say "RAHHHRHRHR" because of the Internet...........hey, let me give you a few tips. First, paint yourself green and then..........

[Innovator]

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HHH: Hey you're that guy from Pumping Iron, the guy with the speech impediment who got third right?
Lou: Hunter...you're making me angry...
HHH: Or what, you'll get third to Arnold again, ahahaha
Lou:...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

[The Cerebral Assassin]

No caption, but I'm sick of seeing HHH in those tacky suits. The man isn't Ric Flair, he's a smelly degenerate with crotch-rot maybe, he should act like it!

[CosaNostra]

The man isn't Ric Flair, he's a smelly degenerate with crotch-rot maybe, he should act like it!

Amusing comment coming from a man naming himself "The Cerebral Assassin".

[Nacho Man]

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Ahmed Johnson is reintroduced to the world of Professional Competition

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HHH: Wow... that guy is Hung....right guys?....guys?

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Stallone: Hey Tripsch.. I made millionsch out of being a mediocre actor at bestcht..
HHH: (In Mr Burns Voice) Excellent...

[Gone Mad]

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HHH: I'm here for one reason.. This big guy behind me thinks he's better and bigger than me.. Don't ya, guy?...
Sign: ....
HHH: SHuTUP IAMTHE GAME!!

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HHH: ... Chyna's were bigger...

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HHH, with the help of Lou Forrigano and their hands, help teach a couple of students on how to make a baby.

[Xero]

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Triple H: This sign is the only thing bigger than me in this buil... **Looks to left, sees contestants** Uh, like I said, this sign is the only thing bigger than my ego :shifty:

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Triple H (Thinking): GOD DAMNIT! Sylvan got into my stash :shifty:

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Guy on left: Heyuck Heyuck Heyuck!
Gun in middle: Ayyyyyy...
Triple H (Thinking): Good God I've walked into a geek-muscle-Fonzy convention...

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Triple H: I'm squishing your dick! I'm squishing your dick!

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Sly: Ayyyyyy!
Triple H: Now HE makes it look cool!

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Triple H: Hey man, ever wonder where they got your make up?
Hulk: ... Nnnno....
Triple H: Well, pull my finger and find out!

[Corkscrewed]

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I'm glad to talked to you boys and girls at the... Y-M-Pi-A???"

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**thinking** Dude... this would go great on my track record if I could bury these guys...

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Years later, Triple H definitely regretted advising Vince to fire Orlando Jordan and Billy Gunn.

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In an attempt to increase ratings, Vince has HHH rig the competition so that the IC Champion wins it all.

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Hunter found himself easily amused by Mime Stallone.

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HHH: (whispering) "Pull... my... finger... dammit!"

[Dark Kane]

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HHH: Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, I am the Game, also known as HHH. The one who tops RAW, without me, RAW would be nothing. So here I am at Mr. Olympia with me hoping to get in this competition to hold everyone down.

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HHH (thinking to himself): What a bunch of roid monkeys.

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black guy in middle: I just broke HHH's thumb, who's next?

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HHH: This guys got a rock in his belly and he's got fat legs.
Arnold: Well, trips has a huge ego up his ass.
HHH: Watch it Arnie.

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HHH: Now Sly, I hear you're doing Rocky VI, may I be your opponent for the main event in the movie?
Stallone: Hey yo, I don't know about that, you know what I'm saying' yo, you see, you don't fit the character and all that, the opponent will be like a George Foreman type, it's going to be great stuff.
HHH: Now Sly, if you have my face on the poster of Rocky VI, I could hold you down.
Stallone: (laughs) well that's why I'm not having you in my movie...
HHH: :foc: :mad:

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HHH: Hey look, it's the Incredible Hulk, Lou Farrigno. Don't make Lou mad, or he'll turn green.
Farrigno (clenches fist): Watch it, smartass or I'll hold you down.