TNA COCK BOTTOM (C-FED)

[Loose Cannon]

TNA Cock Bottom

JR: Well King, over the past few days, things sure have changed in this company. TNA seems to changed into a more in your face kind of product.

King: Yea, I mean we got Invisible going at it with LC, Savior with Invisible, Naitch with Splaya, LK with Rick. Who knows what will happen next.

**$$Here Comes the Money$$ hits and out comes Money Inc.
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**Outsider takes the mic
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Fans Chant: ASSHOLE…..ASSHOLE…ASSHOLE.

Outsider: Shut the Fuck Up. :lol: Whoops, can I say that LC? Hey FCC, Go Fuck yourselves. :lol:

LC: :lol:

Cock :lol:

Outsider: Tonight at Cock Bottom, Money Inc will reign supreme once again. LC, The Cock and myself will put an end to D-SEX and that piece of crap Splaya. And The Dub will put that other piece of crap MVP on the shelf. Oh and I forgot to tell everybody. The match between MVP and The Dub…well it has a little stipulation. You see, the loser of the match will be demoted to Sunday Night Jobber for the next 3 weeks. :lol: So MVP, if you want to feed your family, I would worry about winning. Dub, don’t worry, you’re still getting that Billion Dollar Bonus if you lose. :lol: Now, let me hand it over to LC.


*LC grabs mic
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Fans Chant: Homo…Homo…..Homo

LC: Tonight begins a whole new era for TNA. This program wasn’t cutting it anymore. We know what you people want. You was violence, you want vulgar language, you want sex, you want in your face ATTITUDE. That’s right baby, this is TNA Attitude. You Make The Rules and We Will Break Em. Now, on to that little shit Invisible. You want to come out here and make your own Title matches and then take The Cock’s World Title you homo. What do you think this is, some run down Fed operating in your mom’s basement? :lol: This ain’t the minor leagues kid, you listen to the power players, you listen to the bosses, you listen to Money Inc. Take it Dub


*The Dub takes the mic.
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Fans Chant: Sellout…Sellout…Sellout….Sellout

The Dub: Hey Look fellas, yet another sellout. :lol:

LC: :rofl:

The Dub: Hey MVP, tonight, I’m going to put you out of this business for good. Cause let’s face it, forcing you to wrestle on Sunday Night Jobber is just like ending your career anyway :lol: MVP, when you meet the Stock Market Crash, welcome to jobber heaven son. Cock, tell these morons what’s up


*Cock grabs the mic
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Cock: Finally……The Cock has come back to….Fuck Off. :lol: This place is like a broken down sweat shop anyway.

Fans BOOOOOOOO.

Cock: Savior, look at cha. You wanna go one on one with the great one? You want a World Title match son? You want to test The Cock. That’s fine. Because tonight my boy Eminem is going to beat the living piss out of ya. And if.....

*HERE Comes MVP out of nowhere
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MVP nails LC with a flying forearm, nails Outsider with neckbreaker. The Cock and Dub roll out of the ring as MVP poses over LC and Outsider as the Fans Chant: ATTITUDE…ATITUDE……ATTITUDE.


Match 1: Jackal vs OWW Owner.

*Jackal comes out as OWW owner is in the ring.
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Jackal jumps into the ring and hits a spear on OWW. Jackal picks OWW up and throws him down, sending his neck crashing right on to the ropes. Jackal hits the “Jackal Hammer.” 1………..2……….3. Jackal beats OWW owner in 41 seconds.

JR: Wow, this guy is awesome. What an addition to TNA.

Match 2: Innovator vs Invisible vs Azriel: X-Division Title match.

**The Clown of TNA comes out with Innovator.
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Azriel comes out with some new chick looking for Gold.
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Match begins and all men put on a clinic.

*Invisible and Innovator double team Azriel. Invisible and Innovator hit a Double Neck Breaker.
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Innovator whips Azriel into the ropes and back body drops him right to Invisible, who hits a powerslam. Invisible and Innovator both climb the ropes and come off with corkscrews, but miss.

Azriel makes a comeback Azriel nails Invisible with a Geman Suplex. Azriel hits Innovator with a swinging neckbreaker

**Azriel Comes off the top with his Diving Headbut to Innovator
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Invisible catches Azriel with a Shining Wizard. Invisible tells Innovator to hold Azriel. Innovator holds him and Invisivle gets a BAT. Invisible goes to nail Azriel, but misses and nails Innovator instead.

**Cross Face on Invisible.
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INVISIBLE TAPS OUT. NEW CHAMPION NEW CHAMPION.

PDD comes into the ring and can’t believe this. Innovator looks a little pissed, but helps up his friend Invisible as the Nobodies walk to the back.

**Azriel Celebrates his New Title.
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WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION: AZRIEL

Match 3: Rick vs LK vs HHH: Winner gets an IC Title shot at the next PPV.

**Rick comes out w/Scott as LK and HHH are already in the ring.
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Match begins and Rick attacks LK right off the bat. Rick is tearing LK apart. LK is giving up the weight advantage. HHH attacks Rick and and nails him with a Break Dance. HHH is attacked by LK. LK hits a tornado DDT on HHH. LK climbs the top and comes off with a moonsault.

FANS CHANT: Future is Now…..Future is Now.

Rick comes back and nails LK with a big sidewalk slam. Rick hits an “Evil Bomb” off the second rope.

*HHH comes back and nails his “Hip Hop Drop.”
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**Killer Clash to Rick.
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Scary Scott gets up on the apron and throw salt in LK’s face behind the ref’s back. Rick school boy’s LK. 1……….2……..3

WINNER: “Evil” Rick Theodore.


Match 4: Shaggy vs Slim (Champion) VB Title Match.

*Shaggy comes out to some big time Booos.
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**Here comes Slim to a Monster Pop.
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Match starts off and Shaggy blind sides slim with a Spear. 1…….2…….Kick Out. Slim comes back and hits Shaggy with a nice back drop. Slim whips Shaggy in the corner and brings him to the top rope. SuperPlex by Slim.

Shaggy makes a little comeback and nails Slim with a drop kick off the top. Shaggy goes for Slim’s VB Title. Ref takes it away and throws it in the corner. Slim comes from behind and hits a drop kick on Shaggy.

Shaggy falls in the corner and picks up the VB Title and Waffles Slim with it. Shaggy takes a second to smile and then covers Slim.

1…………2………..3…….NO NO TWO AND A HALF, TWO AND A HALF.

Shaggy thinks he’s won the match. Ref says no. Slim hits Shaggy with THE Super Star.. 1…………2…………3
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WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: Super Slim

*After the match, Shaggy goes nuts and takes out the referee. Shaggy then flips off the fans as he walks to the back.


Match 5: MVP vs The Dub: Loser gets Demoted to Sunday Night Jobber

**The Dub comes out to Mega Boos
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**MVP comes out to the biggest Pop of the night.
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MVP attacks the Dub as the Bell rings. MVP nails the Dub with lefts and rights. MVP closelines the Dub out of the ring. Dub is pissed.


Dub comes back and nails MVP with the “Million Dollar Closeline”
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1………..2……Kick Out. Dub picks up MVP and tosses him into the corner. Dub picks in a bear hug and drives his back into the corner. The Dub works on the back of MVP.

MVP makes a little comeback and takes out Dub’s legs. MVP climbs the top and hits the Dub with a cross body. 1………..2…Kick Out.


**MVP goes for the Walls.


The Dub pulls the ref into MVP AND THE REF GETS KNOCKED DOWN.

Mr. Marcus makes his way down to the ring with a briefcase.

MVP nails The Dub with a dropkick as Marcus slides the briefcase towards the Dub and then Marcus attacks MVP.

MVP gets the Walls on Marcus.
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The Dub comes from behind and WAFFLES MVP WITH THE BREIFCASE.

LC comes out and hits the ref with water to wake him up.

The Dub makes a cover. 1…………2……….3

WINNER: THE DUB.
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JR: Son of a Bitch. What the Hell Was That!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King: MVP is going to be a Jobber :lol:

The Dub reveals a case full of bricks in the briefcase.

Money Inc leaves as the fans Support MVP. MVP nails the Ref with a variation of the Stunner. And one more to another ref. And another one. FANS POP HUGE.


MATCH 6: PAUL VS EMINEM: Paul gets a Title Shot if he Wins.

**Cage Comes Down

*MY NAME IS HITS and Eminem comes out.
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*Word Life Hits and Paul comes out.
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Paul beats the piss out of Em in the cage. Paul lifts up Em and throws him head first into the cage. EM starts bleeding. Paul takes EM’s head and smashes it into the cage 20 times.

EM gets a shot in as he pulls out a Collapsible Baton and hits Paul in the face with it. Paul goes down as EM starts to climb the cage.

Paul gets up and climbs the cage to stop him. Paul grabs EM as he is just about over.

FUCK YOU OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE.

FANS CHANT: HOLY SHIT……..HOLY SHIT

Paul gets up and leaves through the door.


WINNER: PAUL.

Afterwards the Cock comes out and gives Paul a Cock Bottom on the ramp.
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MATCH 7: LC, Outsider and The Cock vs D-SEX and Splaya: Elimination Match.

**$$Here Comes the Money$$ Hits and out comes Money Inc.
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**Break It Down hits and out comes D-SEX with Splaya and Electra
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Hot Crowd as LC starts it off for Money Inc. Splaya starts it off for D-SEX. LC quickly tags Outsider, once again Denying Splaya a shot at LC.

Splaya and Outsider blow some spots in the beginning and piss off the crowd. :mad:

Splaya gets the crowd cheering again as he hits a frog splash off the top on Outsider. Splaya nails Outsider with a DVD. Splaya tags in TRO and TRO gives crotch chops to Outsider. This makes LC pissed.

The IC Champ goes to work on Outsider. TRO hits Outsider with a huge powerslam. DE comes in and nails Outsider with a flying forearm.

Outsider tags in The Cock. The Cock attacks DE. Huge Spine Buster from the Cock.

DE tags in Splaya. Splaya and The Cock go at it. Splaya goes for his RKO, but Cock gets out of it.

LC comes up from behind Splaya and hits the LCKO.

Cock rolls back in and covers Splaya. 1……..2………3

JR: AW, WHAT A CHEAP SHOT.

LC: lol:

TRO back in as Cock tags Outsider. LC and TRO go out it.

TRO nails Outsider with his “Rude Awakening.” 1..........2…….3
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Down to two vs two.

LC is now with TRO. LC hits a spinning heel kick on TRO. LC whips TRO into the ropes and TRO blind tags DE. LC hits a backbody drop on TRO. DE hits LC with the “Electrifier.”

COVER BY DE: 1………2……..3

The Dub comes out as all this is going on and takes out TRO with his briefcase. TRO HURT HIS LEG BAD.

MVP COMES FLYING OUT AND CHASES THE DUB TO THE BACK.

The Cock comes in and goes 1 on 1 with DE.

DE and the Cock put on a clinic. The Cock nails DE with a Spinebuster.

**Corporate Elbow on DE.
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COCK sets up for the Cock Bottom.

PAUL’S MUSIC HITS AND OUT HE COMES.
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Cock sees him and tells him to bring it. DE gets up and nails The Cock with the “Electrifier.”
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COVER BY DE: 1………..2………3

WINNERS: TRO AND DE: DEGENERATION-SEX.

DE AND TRO and Electra CELEBRATE AS THE PPV ENDS.
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[RemyRed]

Another great PPV :y: :y:

[SuperSlim]

nice show. nice show. one day I'll get my shot at the TNA championship that way Cock will finally get some real competition. ;)

[Loose Cannon]

TNA Raw is Attitude Card:

Paul vs The Dub

The Cock vs DE.

Invisible and Innovator vs Azriel and Splaya: Tag Title rematch.

LK vs Slim: VB Title Match.

TRO vs Outsider: IC Title Match

[Kapoutman]

Nice card again. I rule. :cool:

And WOOOOOOOOO a night off at Raw.

[The Naitch]

Awesome show. Awesome RAW IS ATTITUDE card too.

Promo up soon

[Splaya]

I beileve the winners of the main event were D S-e-x and Splaya :mad:

[Savior]

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YO yo yo!
I beat that bitch Eminem
You that bitch who liked young men
Careers I killed 5 to the 6 to the 7!
After It hits "the bricks" to his Melon!
He's in the hospital as we speak
He couldn't beat me cuz he weak
Now I gotta face that bitch ass scrub
My former partner known as the Dub
Now Every Body in this place get tipsy
I'll punch Marky in the face if he here wit me
Mark you a bitch why is you yellin?
Crying about lies you think I was tellin
Look at all these seats that I am sellin
Eminem wasn't in TNA so you'll be my 7
Thats all the time they allowin me to shout
So to my homes I have to say peace out!
Word life!

[Splaya]

Usually when you kill a career, they don't post anymore in the C-fed :shifty:

[Splaya]

So you've only killed 5 instead of 7.

[Splaya]

TPWW's newest member : PDD. Is someone trying to say something here :shifty:

[Savior]

Splaya your career is dead.

[Savior]

Stop spamming also

[Azriel]

Yeah baby, new champion. now let's see how long I can hold it :lol:

[The Ravishing One]

Great show :y:

[Danny Electric]

Awesoms stuff. I got your pm LC, I'll do that next time.

[Azriel]

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JR: Well King, we had another awesome PPV last night. Cock Bottom delivered, even though there were some things that the fans disagreed with.

King: I agree JR. Azriel winning the X-Division title was probably the highlight of the night.

JR: And he and Splaya will get another chance to become tag champs when they face the Nobodies this week on RAW.

"Of Wolf and Man" hits and Azriel enters. The Azrielites lose it for the new X-D champion

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Azriel gets in the ring and holds his belt up to even more screams

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Azriel: Well now, doesn't this feel good, huh? Once again, I proved to the world last night at Cock Bottom that I am one of the best wrestlers in this industry today. I promised everybody I was going to become the new champion and I did. Now, I'm sure we'll be hearing Invisible and Innovator whine and complain that I only won by mistake. Well, they can whine and complain all they want, they're not getting this back until they can pry it off my cold, dead hands. Here's the way I look at it though guys. Losing the title was much better for you two in the long run. You won't have to bicker anymore on who is the real X-Division champion, because he's right here baby. Now, you can focus on being tag champions. Oh, but wait, you're not going to be tag champions for long, because for whatever set of reasons, of which I'm not certainly questioning, LC has granted Splaya and I get a rematch on RAW against you two clowns for the tag team titles. Now, I'm sure Splaya will be along later to talk about this match, and let me say this to the Nobodies. If you guys want to retain those precious belts of youra and show just how dominating you can be, then I'd advise your manager not to get involved. I'll give you guys credit, you have the ability. You certainly don't need someone else to make the save for you. And if you guys do behave yourselves I just might consider giving one of you two guys a rematch for the X-D title, so keep that in mind gentlemen and I'll see you on RAW.

[Shaggy]

***The End of Heartache plays and Shaggy makes his way to the ring with mic in hand. Fans Boo like crazy***

Shaggy: "First off I just want to congratulate Azriel because last night he proved he was a great wrestler once again by winning that X-Division Title. Well We could of both been champs if it werent for the screw job that I was put under. I happen to know that Slim payed that ref off. I had him covered for the 3 count and instead of proclaiming me the winner he went ahead and let it go on and let Slim get the win. If it wernt for that ref I might....no I WOULD be standing here before you as THE NEW VB CHAMPION. For those who dont know what im talking about and missed the ppv just watch this."

***Footage is shown from the ppv showing what happened***

Shaggy takes a second to smile and then covers Slim.

1…………2………..3…….NO NO TWO AND A HALF, TWO AND A HALF.

Shaggy thinks he’s won the match. Ref says no. Slim hits Shaggy with THE Super Star.. 1…………2…………3
***Fans begin to chant Slims name and cheer at the same time he made the pin in the video***

Shaggy: "As you can see from that footage the ref clearly hit his hand against the ground marking a 3 count and quickly changed it. What kind of world are we leaving in where the people who bring justice to this company cant even do it right. I demand a rematch be made for that belt. I was screwed out of it by that ref and I will be damned if it happens again. I demand a rematch and a different ref than the one that was in that match. So Slim I will meet you one more time. And this time I will be the VB Champion."

***Shaggy walks out to the fans boos again***

[MVP]

Great show. :y:

Looks like I'm getting a bunch of warm up matches against Invisible and Sting Fan on Sunday Night Jobber.

[Scorpion]

"When worlds Collide" hits as footage from jackals match at Cock Bottom plays
Jackal jumps into the ring and hits a spear on OWW. Jackal picks OWW up and throws him down, sending his neck crashing right on to the ropes. Jackal hits the “Jackal Hammer.” 1………..2……….3. Jackal beats OWW owner in 41 seconds.

Jackal walks out to the ring with mic in hand and a picture of the OWW owner in the other.

Jackal: I laid waste to yet another who is not worthy to be in my presence, he was my second sacrifice in this industry and there will be many more to come. The OWW owner will not be back anytime soon, if at all. He fell victem to my Jackal Hammer, yet he could have suffered an even greater demise to the High Jacking (Clothesline from hell) or the Atom Bomb (Swanton Bomb). Who will be next to face the same fate as the others have? Only my master knows and only he is worthy of favor in my eyes. Witness your Doom, Witness The Jackal.

Jackal drops the mic and leaves the ring.

[Outsider]

I'm still here?

........have I been that drunk recently? :|

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

As usual, the whole show was good, apart from my match.

I must be cursed, all my matches look like they took 15 seconds to write, and even less time to think about.

Not to mention constantly having the wrong finisher name.

:-\

[Bazooka]

Great show. :y:

Looks like I'm getting a bunch of warm up matches against Invisible and Sting Fan on Sunday Night Jobber.
Im just curious as to why the sudden turn on Invisible? I make good promo's and I hold my own. So for you to say youll be wrestling me since I'm a "jobber" on Sunday Night Heat must be due to the fact that LC and I have had an altercation, and you're being a suck up.

LC is a prick, and that's the real reason I despise him. He won't allow me to control my character, and tells me that I am feeble to his great being, it's true.

LC has fooled you all.

(Also I'll have to write my promo soon, just waiting for PDD to post.)

[Loose Cannon]

what was your finisher's name Jabba? I don't usually read most people's promos so if you put your finisher in there, I don't know what it is. Give me a finisher I can remember. It's hard to remember 15 finishers and then random other moves for characters.

And like 3 other matches are as long as yours, so I don't know why your complaning about that.

And Invisible, shut the hell up

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

*The show comes back from a commercial break, and shows 'The Prince' Lerry Jawler, and 'Bad Young' Rim Joss, sitting at the announce table*

RJ: Ladies and gentlemen, we just recieved some disturbing news. Apparently, late after the show, Hip-Hop Hitler was out partying. He became involved in an altercation, and may be out for several weeks.

Prince: Well that's sad news. But he'll be back I guarantee it.

[Azriel]

You leaving Jabba?

[Loose Cannon]

CARD FOR TNA INtoxicated Thus Far

Cock vs Paul: World Title Match
Shaggy vs Slim: VB Title Rematch
TRO vs Rick: IC Title Match
DE vs The Dub
The Jackal vs Disturbed 3:16


Sunday Night Jobber Match

MVP vs Sting Fan :lol:

[PDD]

*Yo, it's P---D---D*crowd chants along* Acid Rain hits and here's PDD making his was to the ring to a huge pop.*

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Announcer:"Making his way to the ring, from Alabama; Positively Donny Delight!"

*PDD asks the announcer for his mic*

PDD:"Ladies and gentleman, PDD is at your service. Minus the Nobodies tonight, but I would like to address the situation between Invisible and LC. It's a complicated matter, it really is. Invisible has been having conflicted issues regarding his sextuality *fans pop* No, seriously Invisible is messed up in the head right now and I can't get through to the punk. I also realize the negative energy being produced within the Nobodies, and I would like this resolved right now!"

*Nobodies theme hits and out comes... nobody...*

PDD:"Now hold up here a minute. PDD has no time to waste, I'm a counsellor at speech thearpy classes and they really need me there, so get your asses out here before I come down there and drag you down here by your ears"

*Silence... and then Money INC theme plays, and out comes LC and the Cock. LC holding a microphone speaks up*

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LC:"PDD, I hired you to manage the Nobodies and prevent them from causing all the havoc they're likely to attain to do. Now, what do I see? I see your boy's running around like they own this damn joint. Invisible comes out here and disrespects my name by destroying a very special picture of me. In the same night he puts his Xtitle on the line in a non sanctuned match against a TNA talent I recently released. He let Helmsphere pin him to win the Xtitle, and that's not happening on my show. These titles belong here in TNA and to let any bum from the streets, in this case Helmsphere come in and take the title is an outrage, and unacceptable behaviour."

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Cock:"Oh, let the Cock cut in their for minute because you're not the only one with a problem regarding these two jabroni's. Last night Invisible cheapshotted me and expected to win my championship, whoa you just don't do that to the Cock. This is the Cock's show baby, and you can't just walk up to me and take my title away, it ain't happenning brotha. Then his buddy comes up to while I'm standing in the and unexpectadly deliver the last exits, that bitch Innovator!"

LC:"Let me cut right back in there. Innovator, Invisible, you bitchburgers aint got nothing on us. And when you made me lick your boot that was disgusting. If you ever lay your hands on any of Money Inc in a non sanctuned match, read my lips; yoooou're fiiiired"

PDD:"I am in total agreement, we do not need to resolved these manners in a hostile manner. We can smile and shrug it off, we are human beings and each of us deserves respect!"

LC:"PDD, you're missing something here. I hired you to look out for the Nobodies and make sure they didn't do anything to affect my product in a "negative way" You failed your job. Now, you face the consequences... Yooou're Fi"

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*PDD flips out and delivers the Positive cutter to LC to a huge pop*

Cock:"Son of a..."

*Cock throws a right hand but PDD ducks, jumps up for some really nice height and delivers the Positive Cutter to the Cock. Fan are ballistic chanting P-D-D, P-D-D, P-D-D*

*PDD leaves through the fans posing with them to end the segment*v

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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[Savior]

:lol: RA2
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At the first annual "Smack Ilts ass" contest Paul won, not by much Invisible who was practicing on PDD came in a very close second.

[Azriel]

Woah...cool

[Loose Cannon]

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LC is seen conversing with Cock in the back.

COCK: Wait, Wait Wait LC, you have to demand respect from these people. You have to give these people an altamatum.

LC: You're right man, I tired of people complaining. I'm going out to the ring.

**LC meets Ilt on his way to the ring.
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Ilt: Hey LC, where are you going?

LC: To the ring.

Ilt: We're still on for tonight right?

LC: Yea, just don't tell Slim :naughty:


*LC heads to the ring with Invisible's Girl :naughty:
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**LC takes mic.
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LC: There's something I need to say to every god dam one of you in the back. I'm hearing a lot of whining, a lot of complaining, a lot of guys back there not knowing what there spot is. You people need to understand who's running the show here. I am and along with a certain Money Inc. You want to cry about air time, you want to cry about me messing up your character, fine. Guess What, I'll make your life so dam miserable, you won't even know what hit you.

So to everyone in the back. I'm giving you all a choice. You're eathier with Loose Cannon or against him. You eathier accept the direction I give your character or you walk. What's it going to be fellas? I know Money Inc's with me. I expect to hear from each of you on whether or not you support TNA ATTITUDE.

**LC LEAVES

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, how the hell did you do that Jabba?

And Naitch is going to be pissed at PPD Cutting the Cock.

What's that :mad:

[Azriel]

Azriel is seen sitting in the lockerroom with his X-Division title around his shoulder

Azriel: It has come to my attention that certain events have transpired in these last few days that have left a stain on this great federation, and I for one am sick and disgusted at all the whiny ass bickering going on. I've been here a year and every week I lace up my boots and I get in the ring and I do my damnedest to entertain the fans of TNA. Of course I always expect to win, but if I don't I don't proceed to whine and complain about it, nor do I try to take shots at titles I don't deserve. I might get frustrated, but I wait for that chance to earn that shot. Now, LC has asked "am I with him". Well, there's a certain way of looking at that. Do I agree with his recent actions? No. Do I think The Cock is one giant asshole? Yes. But seriously, even though I don't agree with the path that LC has treaded, he is one hell of a boss and I couldn't picture myself working under another anybody else. For the most part, he treats me very well, as you can currently see. So, in that respect LC, I am with you, and I will continue to support you in that respect and give TNA the attitude it truly deserves. Thank you.

[The Naitch]

LOL, how the hell did you do that Jabba?

And Naitch is going to be pissed at PPD Cutting the Cock.

What's that :mad:

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LC: Yo, what was up with PPD cutting you off?

Cock: Lemme tell you something. PPD is nothing but a P-P-Piece of crap trying to cut The Cock off. He wants to make a name for himself by interupting The Cock? So he wants a Title shot now, huh? So he wants to face The Cock? So he wants to go one on one with THE MOST Electrifying Man in Caption Entertainent? Well LC, I'm sure you can give him the match, right?

LC: Hmm. Lemme think about it.....



DENIED! :lol:


Cock: :lol: I love you man. :kiss: Listen up PPD. You can smile all you want with your Crest Whitestrips, but you ain't NOTHING! You think you're the only two bit jabroni that's been gunning at The Cock? You think you can just walz your candy ass and cut The Cock off? Sure you can, but you're just a dime a dozen. You're just a sheep. But most importantly, you're just another HO on The Cock's HO-TRAIN!

LC: :lol:

Cock: You're a typical backstage jobber trying to rely on The Cock to make you famous. Pathetic. You're no different than Paul THE WALL, Invisible THE CLOWN, Innovator THE HOLLYWOOD REJECT, Hamburglar Splaya, The Ravishing One, and Danny Electric. And speaking of Danny Electric, The Cock has to face that emotional wreck on RAW, so PPD, take a number, grab a seat, and wait in line, because the only way you're gonna get a shot at The Cock is in 2 years from now, after all the dust has settled, and after all the jabronies have cleared.

IF YA SMELLLLL

WHAT THE COCK

IS COOKING!

[Innovator]

ooc: YURI!!

[Azriel]

Azriel makes his way out to the ring to confront LC

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Azriel shakes LC's hand

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Azriel speaks

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Azriel: It has come to my attention that certain events have transpired in these last few days that have left a stain on this great federation, and I for one am sick and disgusted at all the whiny ass bickering going on. I've been here a year and every week I lace up my boots and I get in the ring and I do my damnedest to entertain the fans of TNA. Of course I always expect to win, but if I don't I don't proceed to whine and complain about it, nor do I try to take shots at titles I don't deserve. I might get frustrated, but I wait for that chance to earn that shot. Now, LC has asked "am I with him". Well, there's a certain way of looking at that. Do I agree with his recent actions? No. Do I think The Cock is one giant asshole? Yes. But seriously, even though I don't agree with the path that LC has treaded, he is one hell of a boss and I couldn't picture myself working under another anybody else. For the most part, he treats me very well, as you can currently see. So, in that respect LC, I am with you, and I will continue to support you in that respect and give TNA the attitude it truly deserves. Thank you.

[The Naitch]

http://img102.exs.cx/img102/4928/4044.jpg

:rofl:

[Loose Cannon]

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LC: Good Man Azriel. Good Man. Anybody Else?

[Azriel]

LC found them actually. He PMed them to me. I can't remember from when that was.

[The Naitch]

Maybe Money Inc should form a "Junior Stable" They're not Money Inc, but they're FOR LC and Money Inc.

Maybe they can be called

"The Apprenticeship" or something

Azarael would lead that group

[Azriel]

ooc: Oh, sorry about the little dig there Naitch. Just wanted to try to make it not look like a total shoot :lol:

[The Naitch]

i still have to read it actually

[The Naitch]

LC you should make a "Jobber Championship Belt"

Invisible vs PPD at Intoxication for the TNA Jobber Championship would drefinitely draw mainstream fans in

[Azriel]

ooc: Oh, Slim, maybe you could go back to using Elix or use Shelton.

[Loose Cannon]

Big Slow makes his way down to the ring.
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*Big Slow shakes LC's hand.
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Big Slow: LC, you're the reason I'm making the big bucks. How can I not support you.


**LC grabs mic
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LC: Good man Slow. Who's next

[The Naitch]

Elix and Shelton look gay

Superslim should use Booker T

[The Naitch]

lol keep em coming LC

[Azriel]

:lol: Ur too much man. Big Slow indeed.

[Loose Cannon]

**LC goes to the back for a sec and comes out with a few more takers. Hey, it's DE AND TRO.
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**TRO takes off his suit and gets on the mic
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TRO: LC, we support you man. You know it. We just can't where those god dam suits :lol:

LC: :lol: What :lol: Come on man

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LC: UMMMMM, Anyone else

[The Naitch]

LOL TRO and his TNA Championship bought off Highspots.com

Classic

[The Naitch]

lol I can see Srgt Slaughter trying to look cool back there

[Azriel]

ooc: A man can dream :lol:

[Savior]

LC you should make a "Jobber Championship Belt"

Invisible vs PPD at Intoxication for the TNA Jobber Championship would drefinitely draw mainstream fans inIts called the X-Title
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Yo yo yo-

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LC: Cut the the crap are you with me or against me?

Paul: Alright alright homie. I remember when you took me in to the Kingdom and say I would go places....You promised me gold. But I never got that gold!.....But you are still my dog So am I with you?....well...DENIED!

*Paul throws LC out of the ring*

*Big Show comes after paul but is met with an F-U*
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Paul: I can't Believe all of you are kissing his ass. I do what I want when I want, No one tells me what to do!

[The Naitch]

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LC: Paul's mother tells him what to do. Like wash the dishes, and pick up Fido's crap. Shit like that

[PDD]

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LC: Yo, what was up with PPD cutting you off?

Cock: Lemme tell you something. PPD is nothing but a P-P-Piece of crap trying to cut The Cock off. He wants to make a name for himself by interupting The Cock? So he wants a Title shot now, huh? So he wants to face The Cock? So he wants to go one on one with THE MOST Electrifying Man in Caption Entertainent? Well LC, I'm sure you can give him the match, right?

LC: Hmm. Lemme think about it.....



DENIED! :lol:


Cock: :lol: I love you man. :kiss: Listen up PPD. You can smile all you want with your Crest Whitestrips, but you ain't NOTHING! You think you're the only two bit jabroni that's been gunning at The Cock? You think you can just walz your candy ass and cut The Cock off? Sure you can, but you're just a dime a dozen. You're just a sheep. But most importantly, you're just another HO on The Cock's HO-TRAIN!

LC: :lol:

Cock: You're a typical backstage jobber trying to rely on The Cock to make you famous. Pathetic. You're no different than Paul THE WALL, Invisible THE CLOWN, Innovator THE HOLLYWOOD REJECT, Hamburglar Splaya, The Ravishing One, and Danny Electric. And speaking of Danny Electric, The Cock has to face that emotional wreck on RAW, so PPD, take a number, grab a seat, and wait in line, because the only way you're gonna get a shot at The Cock is in 2 years from now, after all the dust has settled, and after all the jabronies have cleared.

IF YA SMELLLLL

WHAT THE COCK

IS COOKING!

Not to totally humiliate you but PDD was fired and he was only positive cutting you cause you were in the way. He doesn't care about being associated with you or your title, his conflict was with LC firing him...

So that last few promos you did including PDD were useless.

[The Naitch]

OOC: Yo PPD, are you Invisible or are you a friend of his?

[Loose Cannon]

*The ring has been filling up with guys joining the TNA ATTITUDE. Here comes Disturbed 3:16
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D 3:16: If you want me to join LC, give me a hell yeah

CROWD: HELL YEAH

LC, D:3:16 and Azriel toast to Attitude
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**STING Fan is Out.
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Sting Fan: I'm with you LC.

LC: Let me explain something to you, Fuck You. Get That.

Sting Fan: HMMMM, Yea


Super Slim and Shaggy join the Party.
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Shaggy: Hey man, Who's Belt is this :lol:

Slim: No Idea Man.


**Slim takes mic
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Slim: Hey man, TNA ATTITUDE is where it's at. Come on baby, where is everyone else

[Loose Cannon]

*The ring has been filling up with guys joining the TNA ATTITUDE. Here comes Disturbed 3:16
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D 3:16: If you want me to join LC, give me a hell yeah

CROWD: HELL YEAH

LC, D:3:16 and Azriel toast to Attitude
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**STING Fan is Out.
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Sting Fan: I'm with you LC.

LC: Let me explain something to you, Fuck You. Get That.

Sting Fan: HMMMM, Yea


Super Slim and Shaggy join the Party.
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Shaggy: Hey man, Who's Belt is this :lol:

Slim: Your's Now MAN


**Slim takes mic
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Slim: Hey man, TNA ATTITUDE is where it's at. Come on baby, where is everyone else


**PDD comes out
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**PDD joins TNA ATTITUDE. :lol:
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LC: Yeah, what can I say.... Hey Invisible, Look who's got Attitude Now :lol:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Are all of these actual promos or jokes?

It is hard to distinguish at times.

:lol:

[LK]

They must be jokes. Otherwise everyone will be in one group.

[Loose Cannon]

TNA Attitude isn't a group. It's a Generation :yes:

[The Naitch]

Nah it's just LC going on his usual campaign because he found a SHITLOAD of Shane McMahon pics, so he's making the best of the situation

I wish I could find more Rocky pics. Damn WWE.com :mad:

[Azriel]

So far mine looks to be the only genuine one, but I'm sure LC PMed the current roster.

[Loose Cannon]

Okay end of segment. This was all off camera BTW :shifty:

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[The Naitch]

LOL

[PDD]

On and by the way that's not PDD in the ring with LC right now, that's Hoot N toot Guerrera, in a PDD mask; it's so plain and obvious to see.

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Hoot N toot: Ya bro, it was me.

[Bazooka]

*Nobodies theme hits and out comes Invisible and Innovator with the tag team belts and quickly get into the ring*

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Innovator:"Cock Bottom was a travesty, after Cock bottom, the Nobodies came to a realization; it's that we're not concentrating as a team unit, that we should be. PDD tried to advocate our needs as the Nobodies, we did not listen. Instead we shunned him, and forbidded him to associate with us when it was his social obligation."

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Invisible:"I've a confession to clear up any misinterpretation that might be thought in our feelings towards PDD; we respected and valued his insight. He enlightened us to a world that we cast as dark and gray. We have an impression of the "outside" world, will we choose to seek it? No, the Nobodies follow a different path in life, and the path we travel is fitted for our needs. If we were to abandon the only thing we've come to know, our true misery will be exposed. The real reason we refer to ourselves as the Nobodies, is corollary to being outcasts of society."

Innovator:"Nobody can change the destiny we created. Fortune is meant to be, and these tag titles belong to us. We'll annihilate Azriel and Splaya clean in that ring, and it will be a glorious occasion. Azriel will realize that if it wasn't for Invisible's incongruous proceedings, with me recieving a fatal baseball bat shot to the skull... I would have won my Xtitle back, and become the sole X title champion."

Invisible:"Or if you wouldn't have stepped in my way and distra... Forget this, no motive will be accomplished in a dispute over previous events. Let's listen to reason, on Raw Is Attitude, we will prove the Nobodies still reign supreme as tag team champions."

JR:"Im impressed, these guys are really showing a positive improvement"

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Innovator:"Quote nobody, nevermore."

*Nobodies theme plays to end the segment*

*fans pop*

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

*Suddenly, the whole arena turns black*

*A barely visible face appears on the big screen*






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Voice: Surrender your minds to me.







*The screen turns blank, and the arena lights come back on slowly*

[Splaya]

*With the majority of the superstars in the ring, Take What's mine hits across the arena. The crowd pops loud and gets even louder when Splaya emerges from the back.*

LC: Look who it is, if it isn't hamburglar.

Cock: :lol:

LC: :lol:

TNA Attitude group: :lol:

*Splaya gets in the ring and looks LC right in the eye. He holds out his hand to shake his hand and LC shakes it. THE CROWD BEGINS TO BOO VERY LOUDLY as they cannot believe what Splaya has done. Splaya then stands behind LC and smiles. LC continues to go on and on about whatever when all of a sudden Splaya turns around and smiles at Outsider.

Outsider :naughty:

Splaya: :)

*Splaya suddenly nails Outsider with the PKO. All of TNA Attitude look on in shock as Splaya leaves the ring*

[Loose Cannon]

Splaya you idiot. That wasn't a GROUP. It was just showing appreciation for TNA attitude

[Splaya]

K I will make new promo late :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

That whole thing was like the superstars coming out and congratulating Ric Flair on Raw. That's all :y:

[Splaya]

Sorry for the confusion :(

[Innovator]

*A new song hits the speakers, Ugly by the Exies, and the crowd awaits who it is*

http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/innovator.mp3

*Innovator emerges as the crowd greets him with a mixed reaction*

*Innovator breaks a smile as he listens to the crowd*

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Innovator: Money Inc......Money Inc.......TNA Attitude. Attitude, defined in this business as in your face, raunchy, uncensored. I don't have to pledge allegiance to anyone. Innovator had Attitude before Attitude was created.

Moving on...at Cock Bottom, I went through hell in a triple threat match against Invisible and Azriel...and loved every minute of it...right until Azriel won. Azriel, we have faced each other numerous times now. Our paths to enlightenment keep becoming tangled with each other. Azriel...you took me to the limit at Cock Bottom-

Fan: KISS ASS!

Innovator: I don't care if I'm blowing smoke up his ass, he deserves it and show some fucking respect!

*Crowd pop big*

Innovator: Considering I wasn't involved in the decision, Azriel, I propose you and me, one on one, for the X-D title. If you win, I will not challenge for the title anymore, it will be yours.

*Crowd goes nuts in hopes of an Azriel/Innovator encounter*

Innovator: Now I know numerous people expect me to be annoyed at Invisible, but I am not. Our bond is greater than titles. Speaking of titles, on RAW Azriel and Splaya get the chance to take our tag titles. The punishment that will be inflicted in this match will be monumentous. Head the warning Azriel and Splaya, you are in for a bloodbath come RAW....

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist, and just like that...the devil became just...a nobody.

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[Danny Electric]

'Are You Ready'....The pyros flare and the crowd scream. They know what's about to happen. In walks in Danny Electric and The Ravishing One. Ladies faint as they walk past.

DE - "Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, D-Generation S.E.X proudly presents to you the sexiest men in the world, The Gigolo Danny Electric, The Ravishing One, we are D-Generation S.E.X and if you ain't down with it..."

TRO - "Be careful Danny we might get sued. Anyway we are out here tonight for one thing only, to piss off Money Inc by celebrating the greatest night in TNA history. The night that God's gift to all you lovely ladies beat Money Inc."

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DE - "Cocky, you can shout your mouth all you want but at the Pay Per View with your 'own' name, we outshone you. We were the greatest spectacle of the night, we defined the word S.E.X that night and I bet all the lovely ladies in this building know that we are S.E.X."

Ladies scream
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DE - "Cocky I will destroy you, I wll tear your mother fucking head off, I will make you hate the day that you started to torment me and mock my life! I will ruin you!"

DE runs to the turnbuckle and tears off the padding. He smacks his hand into the exposed turnbuckle, making it bleed. TRO taps him on the back, DE goes to hit TRO but realises who it is and he calms down.

TRO - "Hey relax Danny, you been taking your pills"

DE - "No, I forgot, anyway I don't need no god damn pills."

TRO - "OK dude, as long as your cool but don't do that shit in front of these people. In front of all those lovely ladies. Hey who wants to go home with Danny tonight?"

All the ladies scream 'me'

TRO - "See dude, you have nothing to worry about, unlike Money Inc. This is the era of attitude, and no one does attitude quite like us baby. So Loose Cannon, in the words of The Cock...Just...Bring...It!"

Crowd cheers

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[The Naitch]

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/dailynews/images/p_logo.gif

Live From The Premiere of Ocean's Twelve...

Hollywood shows appreciation for The Cock

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Arquette: Seriously. Paul won't cut it. He's simply a white boy who thinks he's black. Cock is going to win, no doubt. Hell, even I'm better than Paul. I held the WCW Title, thank you very much

Cox: Yup. He wears it everynight before we make love. It's hot.

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Schimmer: yeah, we were supposed to have Cock guest star on the series finale of Freinds, but his agent told me he was too busy whooping the ass of some "Paul Dunce Carrington" He must be TNA's Head Janitor or something. Correct me if I'm wrong..

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Broderick: yeah, I pitched an idea for the sequel "Ferris Bueller and Mr. Johnson's Day Off" but the producers told me that I wasn't worthy to star in the same movie as The Cock

Parker: :wave:HI COCKY!!!! OVER HERE!!!! yeah, then I pitched the idea for "Cock In The City". Producers are still thinking about it.... Cocky's gonna retain at Intoxication

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Falco: :wave: HEY COCK! OVER HERE!!! ME ME ME! Yeah, Cock was supposed to guest star as Tony's Bodyguard, but apparently, Cocky was too busy saying DENIED. He loves that word. As for Intoxication? Paul THE WALL is gonna get his ass whooped

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Messing: Yeah, Cock could've starred as Greg's new personal chef, but he turned down the offer. He said he wasn't "gay enough" for this just yet

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Hines: Hey Cock. I see you. Get over here :naughty:

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Pitt: Oh, Fight Club 2, with me and The Cock. It's gonna be off the chi-zain!

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Clooney: No one is sexier than me. Well, The Cock is. But no one comes closer!

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Damon: I gotta admit. My bi-sexual side has a thing for The Cock

Mac: Me too

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Caan: Remember me? YUP! I was in Ready To Rumble. Too bad Cock wasn't in it. All I got to see were shitty rasslers' like PPD, Invisible and Innovator. What a waste that movie was

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Esposito: Oh god. Why did you have to mention The Cock's name. I just creamed my pants. He is so hot.

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Casey: I creamed my pants too. But that's ok...I'm gay

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Gould: I creamed my....wait....ignore that

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Cock: I'm glad all these people showed up to show appreciation for The Cock. Thank you. But for now, The Cock has to party like it's 1999. But next week on RAW, Homo Electric is going down, naturally. And at TNA Intoxication, The Cock is gonna come out on top, come out the TNA Champion, and most importantly, The Cock is gonna whoop Paul Carrington's candy ass! If ya smell what The Cock is cookin'

[Joe Kerr]

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RADD-- thats right peeps your champ is back!! and he is hungry for MY TNA championship

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL at Naitch and DE

And Radd

:lol: :lol:

[PDD]

Roachman:"Tonight, Positively Donny Delight will grace us with his presense in his last interview on TNA."

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*Yo, it's me, it's P-D-D(fans chant along) Acid Rain hits and down comes PDD to a huge pop*

PDD:"Yo, this is a sad but true story. I was infact fired by Loose Cannon last night. *fans boo* It's allright, it's a good thing though. It was benificial to my ultimate goal in TNA, to help the Nobodies realize how miserable and negative they were despite being the tag team champions and Xtitle holders. What they needed to do was ship up or shape out; as my cardiologist always told me. Now look at me down from 380 pounds to a lean mean 235.

Not to stray from the topic, as this isn't about my weight issues, I came to do this interview to address a team I have been working with over that past month, and I noticed immense improvement when nobody else did. The Nobodies are on the right track and backstage I will still be working for them. When it's time for a return I will, this is when LC realizes what he's missing out on, he'' want me back, you can count on that.

To leave TNA making the big bang that I did, it's only fitting that LC would mock my character. LC, I had a good laugh seeing Hoot N Toot in a PDD mask... Props to you man."

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Roachman:"Well, time is up and it's been a pleasure sitting here with you PDD, personally I'd love to see you back"

PDD:"You can count on it. One last thing I'd like to say before I go; all my fan's better keep excersising those smiles cause PDD is expecting to make a returning BANG!"

[MVP]

Welcome to...
TNA Sunday Night Jobber

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Roach: "The fans are on their feet tonight folks. This is going to be one hell of a Sunday Night Jobber."

Prince: "That's right Roach, tonight is the debut of MVP. I can't wait to see what goes down."

Roach: "You said it Prince. Last night at Cock Bottom MVP lost to The Dub meaning for the next 3 weeks MVP is restricted to wrestling on Sunday Night Jobber. I must say it's quite an honor to have MVP with us.

Prince: "Same here Roach. In fact MVP is in main event action tonight against an opponent Money Inc. specifically picked out for him."

Results of Sunday Night Jobber prior to the main event
Scary Scott def. Capt. America
OBL and Stone Cold Hussein def. The D-Unit
The Office Plant def. Sting Fan and Dark Kane in a handicap match

Fire on High blasts from the speakers. The fans chant "MVP...MVP"

http://stinger1987.homestead.com/files/Chris_Jericho.jpg

Roach: "HERE COMES MVP. THIS PLACE IS GOING BANANAS!"

http://www.midatlanticwrestling.net/Resource_Center/interviews/south/events/spartanburg_legends/300X200_photos/Group.jpg

Sunday Night Jobbers clap for MVP as he enters the ring.

Prince: "WOW we've never heard anything this loud...in fact we never hear anything out of these fans. I wonder who his opponent is?"

http://thisdoesntsuck.low-ping.com/user/3568/images/gonzalez.jpg

IT'S THE GIANT SANCHEZ

Prince: "WHOA LOOK AT THIS GUY! I had my money on MVP tonight, but I this guy looks like a real monster."

Ginat Sanchez can barely walk into the ring. As he steps over the ropes MVP goes right on the offensive by delivering a series of punches. Sanchez tries to move around but stumbles around like an idiot. MVP runs along the ropes and delivers 3 clotheslines, leaving Sanchez staggering, about to fall. MVP hits a flying cross body and SANCHEZ GOES DOWN.

MVP gets on the top rope and delivers a huge moonsault. FANS POP HUGE

Cover by MVP 1...2...3! Fans are still going nuts.

MVP grabs a mic.

http://www.wrestlingkingdom.com/jericho/jerichob.jpg

MVP: "It's great to be here on RAW...wait hold on a sec. THAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT I'm stuck here on Sunday Night Crapfest."

Fans are still cheering...surprisingly

MVP: "Nothing against you MVPeons, you're all great; but if it weren't for those pieces of donkey shit that run this company...MONEY INC. I wouldn't be forced to squash a bunch of wannabe MVPs for the next three weeks. The Dub couldn't take the fact that I am the better wrestler--so he sold out and helped corrupt this business with..."

http://my.tele2.ee/wrestling/bischoff.jpg

Mr. Marcus interrupts MVP.

Marcus: "Excuse me, but when you're on MY program you're going to show some respect. Outsider sent me here to make sure you didn't do anything stupid, and apparently I wasn't doing my job. MVP you were the one who sold out and took the low road by crossing Money Inc, and this is your punishment. You pretty much flushed your TNA career down the toilet."

MVP: "Don't ever, EEEEEEEEEEEEVER tell me what I can and can't do on TV. I will not show respect here in this shithole because you know as well as I that I should be wearing the TNA World title around my waist right now."

Huge pop for MVP.

"When I come back to RAW is MVP in 3 weeks you guys might want to have a lot of money on hand because you'll need it to wipe the blood off you. Hell, you already use it to wipe each other's ass. So don't try to tell me you're better than me assclown."

Marcus: "If that's how you feel MVP then hear this. Next week on Sunday Night Jobber you're going to be in a gauntlet against EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT JOBBER SUPERSTAR. You think you're the best in TNA, well next week's your chance to prove it. Now get the hell out of my ring!"

Money Inc's theme plays and Mr. Marcus leaves. MVP just shakes his head in confidence.

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Ratings for Sunday Night Jobber skyrocketed over 100% for MVP's debut.

[The Naitch]

lol Radd

Take a number. You gotta wait in line behind Danny, Paul, MVP, TRO, Invisible, PPD (Invisible's alter account), and Innovator etc

[Savior]

This was all off camera BTW :shifty:Now you tell me....fine scratch my promo.

[Loose Cannon]

LOL at Giant Sanchez

[Azriel]

Splaya and Azriel are chilling in the back

Splaya: So hey man, congratulations on your title win at Cock Bottom.

Azriel: Hey, you had a victory too you know.

Splaya: :|

Azriel: Well, you were on the winning team, so that's what counts, right?

Splaya: I guess. It's just I wanted to face LC in the match. Really kick his ass.

Azriel: You know he won't go for a confrontation between you two just like that because he knows you can beat him. What you have to do is make him give you a shot by having you face someone of his choosing and put with it a stipulation that he won't refuse.

Splaya: Such as?

Azriel: Well, let's say something along the lines of if you lose, you'll be forced to curtain jerk every Sunday Night Jobber for the rest of your career.

Splaya: Good idea. So hey, me and you have a chance to win the tag team titles again against Invisible and Innovator, and this time they won't have PDD with them. Now, the playing field will be even.

Azriel: I don't know. They still might have something up their sleeve, so I'm going to address Innovator with this proposal. Innovator, you want a match against me for the X-Division title? Fine then, you got it, provided that on our match on RAW, we don't get disqualified like last time. It has to be a clean victory on either side, or else, to quote Money Inc. you will be DENIED! And that will be at my own discretion by the way. If there is a clean victory, then it will be Azriel vs. Innovator at Intoxication, Hell in the Cell style. You Nobodies believe pain is the path to enlightenment, well then in that case at Intoxication, me and you Innovator will be on our way to Nirvana.

[Bazooka]

(One time deal with having no face paint since being in Team Sexy)

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/v/vampiro/17.jpg

Invisible:"I've been thinking to myself. Innovator, if we can cleanly with this match on Raw Is Attitude you will indeed, and this has been confirmed by LC get your X title shot. It's crucial that we win this match for the sake of our tag team championships, and your shot at the X title. We've never been more of a cohesive team than we are right now. One aspect that slightly irritates me; if we win the tag title match, this your chance at acquiring the Xtitle to be in your possestion once again. It's your emprise to challenge for the title, and I'm deprived that opportunity."

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/r/raven/34.jpg

Innovator:"To be fair, you're the cause we lost the Xtitle, and it's a chance for the Nobodies to capture it once again, and bring it back to where it belongs."

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/v/vampiro/18.jpg

Invisible:"Indeed a valid point, I encourage you on your quest for the Xtitle. Right now, we should be focusing on the moment at hand. Let's go get ourselves some dinner. I'm famished."

Innovator:"Haha, all right."

*cuts to commercials*

[Azriel]

ooc: so that's what Vampiro looks like? Interesting.

[SuperSlim]

As "Quarter" hits, Slim makes his long awaited return and stands on the stage.

Slim: Well I must say that it has been quite a ride. I see that I have some crap match against some guy named LK. Does this guy think he is a true legend killer? If so then he must've been smokin that same stuff Shaggy been smokin thinkin he can take my vB title.

fans pop

Slim: And speakin of Shaggy. I don't know what you did or how you managed to do it. But a rematch for my title? I don't know why cause you are not worthy of a rematch against me. You lost. Get used to it. If it was my decision then I woulda told you the same thing all the girls and guys tell you in clubs when you ask to get with them. DENIED!

fans laugh at this one.

Slim: Now this is a direct shot at the guys upstairs. Just curious. How in the blue world is someone like Paul gettin a title shot? I mean let's look at the facts. Some time ago he was a nobody. Just some poor delusional guy wiht long hair and bulky muscles. Someone noone gave a hoot about. He gets his hair cut, puts on a shirt, and says a few rhymes so he's cool? Then he goes into this PPV and beats a non wrestler in a cage match and thus gets a shot at the TNA championship?

fans boo

Slim: That's bulls***! Whoops. Ah well. Anyway Paul don't deserve any title shot. I mean Shaggy coulda given a better match than Eminem. not sayin that Shaggy is any good but he is certainly better than Eminem. This is a travesty. A tragedy. A piece of crap. Given Paul a shot at the title before me? And then you stick me in some match against LK? And then give Shaggy a rematch for my vB title?

fans boo louder

Slim: I'ma be blunt here. Paul in the TNA championship match? I would rather see the TNA office plant in that match instead of Paul.

fans crack up

Slim: At least the Plant wasn't some guy that was over obssesive about the cock of some other guy. All I'm sayin is that this is the era of attitude. And now it's time for Slim to kick it up a notch. And woo freakin hoo to the return of Radd. I could careless about your return. This is my shot. my turn. As far as I'm concerned you return at the bottom rung of the ladder. I've waited patiently long enough for my shot. It's my time. It's my time.

*Slim slams the mic on the stage shattering it as he leaves as the fans chant his name*

[Azriel]

ooc: Damn Slim, that was probably your best RP yet. Nicely done sir.

[SuperSlim]

OOC: had to let out a little steam. :D all better.

<--- post 6,000 :D

[Azriel]

ooc: that's why I love being Benoit, because if I ever need to blow some steam, I can just slip into his persona and I'm all better :D

Congrats on the 6k by the way :y:

[Azriel]

ooc: I think, seeing as how Shaggy's a heel and all. I think it's about time Azriel and Shaggy put some space between them.

Azriel is in the lockerroom, getting ready to leave for the night, when Shaggy enters the room

Shaggy: Hey man

Azriel: Hey man, what's up?

Shaggy: Not much, just exhausted, wanted to say hi.

Shaggy notices the X-Division belt on the bench and picks it up

Shaggy: Cool belt man. You really deserved it.

Azriel: Thanks dude. I sure hope you win one soon. You do deserve it after all.

Azriel goes to get the belt from Shaggy. At first, Shaggy doesn't want to let go, but then he does. Azriel gives him a concerned look, but Shaggy gives him a grin to reassure him

Azriel: Are you okay man?

Shaggy: Sure, especially since I've got a rematch against Slim for the VBulletin title.

Azriel: You know Shaggy, I don't mean to sound rude here, but Slim did beat you fair and square, and the ref didn't count to 3. He almost did, but he didn't. You had the wrong idea, and he capitalized.

Shaggy: Are you calling me a liar?

Shaggy takes a step towards Azriel, but Azriel holds his hands up and Shaggy backs away

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b4cf34b3127cce9b0bbee3de6d00000016108AYsWLdk4btb

Azriel: Woah there man, this is Azriel, your friend. I'm just being honest.

Shaggy: Sorry.

Azriel: It's okay. I'm glad you've got another chance at the title, just so you can shut Slim's mouth once and for all. Have you heard his latest tantrum? He thinks he's better than just about everybody here. Of course Paul deserves a shot, he's earned it, and besides, he's been with this fed since day one, which is more than I can say for Mr. Sporadic over there with his frequent absences.

Shaggy: I definitely hear you, although i think I deserve a title shot against the Cock.

Azriel: Well, so do I. Join in line, right?

Shaggy: So anyway, you and Splaya have a chance to be tag champs on Monday against the Nobodies.

Azriel: Yeah, although I almost wish it was me and you fighting for those titles like the good old days.

Shaggy: Those titles are crap anyway.

Azriel: Hey, a belt's a belt, no matter what the ranking.

Shaggy: That's bullsht and you know it. And besides, we didn't hold on to those belts for very long if you remember, we dropped them to Team Sexy almost immediately, and we all know who to blame for that, don't we?

Azriel: Excuse me?

Shaggy: What? Did I stutter? You heard me.

Azriel: You know, I really don't appreciate that kind of tone you've been having lately. I've tried to been nice too. Asking the fans to give you some slack, because you've been through a lot, but recently I have grown a little bit annoyed.

Shaggy: Oh cut the crap. I don't need your sympathy or your pity. I know even though you say you feel sorry for me that I lost the title that I should have won, you're smiling because you are still the one with the gold.

Azriel: Well, maybe you would have some gold too if you weren't busy all those months sitting on your ass and snorting crack.

There's a dreadful silence between the two of them and Shaggy's eyes get wide with anger. He turns around and leaves

Azriel: Shaggy...wait...I didn't mean...

The door slams

Azriel: that. Godamnit.

[Shaggy]

OOC: Good promos Trnbuckle & Slim. Some of the best ive seen from yall. Yall can really get into the chracter. Sorry no picks with my promos. Been at cousins house for a few weeks and there comp just cant handle some things.

***Shaggy is walking down the hallway leaving Azriels locker room when he is stopped by The Roach***

Roach: "Shaggy those were some strong words that went down between you and Azriel any comment on them?"

Shaggy: "You know Roach, I have stood behind Azriel for a long time and what does he do, he takes Slims side. I have played the footage for everyone. Everyone knows that ref counted to 3 and I should of became the new champ. Azriel is just jelous that Im getting a VB title shot while he is stuck in the X-Division. Maybe I should just cancel the VB match and beat Azriel for his title. The only problem with that is that he isnt worth the time. I would rather set my sites on the VB title right now. And after that I will be going for some major gold you can count on that."

[Splaya]

*Take what's mine comes across the speakers and out comes Splaya to a nice pop*

Splaya: First order of business, Azriel and I will challenge Innovator and that whiney penis of a jobber Invisible for the tag titles on RAW. And we will walk out the champs because you 2 are no match for us. We will get those tag belts and we will win them for the first time together. And as for Shaggy, well that's another story for another time.

*Crowd pops*

Splaya: So at the PPV, The team of D S-e-x and Splaya defeated Money Inc. Now I know I was eliminated first but that was not my fault. Once again LC came from behind and hit a sneak attack on me. He hits his patented LCKO. That's fine. BUT LC, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH SO I CAN KICK IT RIGHT NOW.

*Crowd pops huge, but no one comes out.*

Splaya: LC, I SWEAR GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW :mad:

*Here comes the money hits on the speakers as the crowd begins to boo. Some are getting excited though as they believe that Splaya will finally get his hands on LC. Mr. Marcus emerges from the back and the crowd begins to boo. He begins to walk down to the ring, but Splaya stops him.http://my.tele2.ee/wrestling/bischoff.jpg

Splaya: WHOA, YOUR NOT LC, GET THAT CHICKENSHIT OUT HERE RIGHT NOW. :mad:

Mr Marcus: You know, I don't know who the hell you think you are, Splaya, but around here we work for our matches. And you want LC, well that's fine. Because if you survive your tag match this week on Raw, you will get your match next week on Raw

*CROWD POPS HUGE*

Mr Marcus: But not what your thinking. You see, if you want LC your going to earn it. Therefore 1 week from tonight, you will be in a match where if you win, you will get your shot at LC at the PPV after Intoxication.

Splaya: I WANT HIM AT INTOXICATION DAMMIT. :mad:

MM: Sorry, son, but that cannont be done. LC has other matters to attend to at Intoxication. But anyways, if you win your match you will get a shot at LC. But you are going to run a 5 man gauntlet. If you somehow win that match, which you won't, you will get a shot at LC at the next PPV.

Splaya: That's fine. LC IF YOUR LISTENING YOU SON OF A BITCH, I WILL WIN MY GAUNTLET MATCH AND YOUR ASS WILL BE MINE AT THE PPV AFTER INTOXICATION.


*Splaya drops the mic and walks up the ramp and back to his lockerroom.


ooc: Until I get my hands on LC, my character will get pissed off and talking at the top of his lungs when he hears the mention of LC.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

*At Sunday Night Jobber, 2 unknown wrestlers are going at it*

http://img121.exs.cx/img121/7690/jobbermatch.jpg



*Suddenly, the lights go out, and a dim face appears on the big screen*

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/6831/Yuriface.jpg


*The same whispering Russian voice is heard*

Voice: The time has come for a demonstration of my powers.


*The shadowy figure raises his hands, and appears to be concentrating*

http://img104.exs.cx/img104/4514/yuriconcentrate.jpg



*The arena lights come back on, showing the 2 jobbers clutching their heads, rolling around in agony*

http://img98.exs.cx/img98/267/jobberpain.jpg


Voice: Perhaps now you will listen to my message.

*The crowd is in awe*

Voice: I control your thoughts… Surrender your minds to me.


*The 2 jobbers get to their feet, with a glazed-over look in their eyes*

*They exit the ring, and immediately begin assaulting the crowd*

*Women in the audience scream, as their friends and relatives are beaten within feet of them*


*The jobbers suddenly stop, and begin to look around in a confused manner*

*Security runs down the ramp to stop the 2 men*

*The jobbers protest their innocence, before being manhandled to the back by the large security guards*


*The camera zooms in on the big screen, where the strange figure is shown in what appears to be a laboratory*

http://img17.exs.cx/img17/8481/YuriLab.jpg


Voice: There is no limit to my powers. Allow your minds to be consumed, or you will suffer terribly.

*The crowd are still silent with awe*

Voice: I have created things that you only see in your most fearsome nightmares. And soon, I will bring them to you.



http://img115.exs.cx/img115/6029/Yuri15.jpg

Voice: I control your thoughts.


*The screen turns black*

[Azriel]

ooc: That's creepy Jabba. Who is that?

[Kapoutman]

When I highlight the pics, the image becomes clearer and it looks like...

Gene Snitsky! :eek:

[Bazooka]

*Take what's mine comes across the speakers and out comes Splaya to a nice pop*

Splaya: First order of business, Azriel and I will challenge Innovator and that whiney penis of a jobber Invisible for the tag titles on RAW. And we will walk out the champs because you 2 are no match for us. We will get those tag belts and we will win them for the first time together. And as for Shaggy, well that's another story for another time.

*Crowd pops*

Splaya: So at the PPV, The team of D S-e-x and Splaya defeated Money Inc. Now I know I was eliminated first but that was not my fault. Once again LC came from behind and hit a sneak attack on me. He hits his patented LCKO. That's fine. BUT LC, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH SO I CAN KICK IT RIGHT NOW.

*Crowd pops huge, but no one comes out.*

Splaya: LC, I SWEAR GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW :mad:

*Here comes the money hits on the speakers as the crowd begins to boo. Some are getting excited though as they believe that Splaya will finally get his hands on LC. Mr. Marcus emerges from the back and the crowd begins to boo. He begins to walk down to the ring, but Splaya stops him.http://my.tele2.ee/wrestling/bischoff.jpg

Splaya: WHOA, YOUR NOT LC, GET THAT CHICKENSHIT OUT HERE RIGHT NOW. :mad:

Mr Marcus: You know, I don't know who the hell you think you are, Splaya, but around here we work for our matches. And you want LC, well that's fine. Because if you survive your tag match this week on Raw, you will get your match next week on Raw

*CROWD POPS HUGE*

Mr Marcus: But not what your thinking. You see, if you want LC your going to earn it. Therefore 1 week from tonight, you will be in a match where if you win, you will get your shot at LC at the PPV after Intoxication.

Splaya: I WANT HIM AT INTOXICATION DAMMIT. :mad:

MM: Sorry, son, but that cannont be done. LC has other matters to attend to at Intoxication. But anyways, if you win your match you will get a shot at LC. But you are going to run a 5 man gauntlet. If you somehow win that match, which you won't, you will get a shot at LC at the next PPV.

Splaya: That's fine. LC IF YOUR LISTENING YOU SON OF A BITCH, I WILL WIN MY GAUNTLET MATCH AND YOUR ASS WILL BE MINE AT THE PPV AFTER INTOXICATION.


*Splaya drops the mic and walks up the ramp and back to his lockerroom.


ooc: Until I get my hands on LC, my character will get pissed off and talking at the top of his lungs when he hears the mention of LC.
Invisible:"That promo was horrible, especially since Splaya has the nerve to say Invisible is a whiney penis jobber. Splaya, everybody knows you top that list, you naive son of a bitch.

Anyways get ready to be taught a lesson on why they say Splaya sucks, when the Nobodies retain our titles."

*huge pop for Invisible and Splaya sucks chants begin*

[LK]

That is non other than Yuri from the Red Alert 2 PC game. A russian dude who can control people.

[Innovator]

ooc: Splaya, you know the name of the song is Burn in My Light right? Mercy Drive even said it was.

[Bazooka]

OOC:LOL what's with all these over 60 characters that Nojabba brings in. I got one for you

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Deep Narrator voice:

"A wise man is comming."

*slow violin symphony begins*

"You are aware who he is."

"Now it's time to face your master."

















http://www.cswu.cz/prequels/postavy/yoda/images/yoda.jpg

*huge pop*

Yoga:"Silence; come soon, I will. Come now, no."

Deep Narrator Voice: "Be patient, Yoga will grace us in due time"

*Yoga laughs to end segment*

[Azriel]

ooc: Ah, that's where I've seen him from.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Just be glad I went with this idea over the other one I had.

Hardcore Holiness.

http://patrickprescott.com/archives/Pope%20Smiling.jpg

[Azriel]

Hitler going stale, huh?

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I don't think he was given the right push.

[Loose Cannon]

I only push the Kliq :lol:

[Splaya]

The Kliq sucks :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

:lol:

Which brings me on to the current state of affairs. Several people have started a new company based around Loose Cannon and The Naitch and a Kliq which centers around them, as a replacement for TPWWE. I expected someone would take over in my absenense and thought it may be in this form.

You start the Fed's and we will take em.

[Splaya]

LOL.


Are we all in this so called Kliq :shifty:

[MVP]

Great promo Splaya, looks just like mine. :mad:

[Savior]

*Slim is in ring*
http://pageperso.aol.fr/smackrawcatch/images/booker-t.jpg
Slim: Ilt wanna have sex?-

Paul: Yo yo yo
*Pop bigger then any of slims*
You think the Plant is better then me?
I remember when he beat you for the 1-2-3
You just a whiney little baby
You drive an escort and I drive a mercede
So shut your damn mouth before I whoop your butt
Your lucky I don't fuck your damn slut
Yeah thats right I pissed on the FCC
But thats because this fag thinks he can beat me
So fuck the FCC and fuck him
If he yalks again he'll meet tim
*Points to boot*
I'll fuck you up nigga I don't play
I'll beat your ass now or any other day
So you wanna get your ass kicked now?
Fine I'll make you look like a god damn clown!

*Slim smiles and points behind Paul*
Paul gets hit by a cock bottom

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

http://img81.exs.cx/img81/3733/Video-2.gif

Voice: I will have my power. You will bow down and worship me as your God..... But you may call me 'Yuri'.

[Splaya]

Great promo Splaya, looks just like mine. :mad:

I used 1 picture and thats it :(

[Danny Electric]

I am the mother fucking Kliq baby.

[Loose Cannon]

LC backstage with Radd, Shaggy and Splaya
http://img67.exs.cx/img67/1617/raw82100-27.jpg

LC: Alright, which one of you can make Invisible's Tag Title dissapear

Shaggy: Wait, Invisible has a Title

LC: Yeah, you believe that.

Radd: Raddical Title Man


*Splaya volunteers
http://img73.exs.cx/img73/5840/raw82100-25.jpg

Splaya: I'll do it LC :mad:

LC: Uh, OK.......

Shaggy: LC. he's a retart don't let him try.

Radd: Retarts are Raddical


Splaya preforms his magic
http://img67.exs.cx/img67/9821/raw82100-30.jpg

Radd: Where the hell did it go? RADD-I-CAL


LC: What the fuck was that?


Shaggy: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


**Splaya leaves
http://img85.exs.cx/img85/1691/raw82100-31.jpg

LC: WAIIIIIT, Here is Innovator's Title

RADD: Where Did It GOOOOOOOO

[Danny Electric]

:D

[Savior]

Hahaha @ mad face

[SuperSlim]

Slim is seen in the back.

Slim: I must say Paul, that was a pretty weak rhyme youput together there. The only highlight of it was the part where you received the Cock Bottom. Oh man. That just made everything click. You was only making suck so bad so that everyone in attendance would hate it and wish somethin bad would happen to you. Nice plannin Paul. Nice way to get a pop out of the crowd.

*Slim claps for Paul

Slim: But really, frist off you think that since you got a new haircut that you get bigger pops than me? I think you need to get your hearing aids replaced because that high pitch sound that you think is a pop is not really the crowd cheerin you on. That means somethin is wrong. Terribly terribly wrong. I drive an escort? Ha you made me laugh. I drive my Benz everywhere. It's like my everyday car. I got somethin else even more special only for those special occasions. I'll display it one day. I don't want ya gettin jealous. But man you are so easy to deceive. See LC. We got an idiot as teh number 1 contender. Is this the kind of guy you want goin for the TNA championship? Shame LC. Shame. I guess you savin the biggest match in TNA history for later. Slim vs. The Cock for the TNA championship. All I'm sayin man is we got to speed up the process.

Ilt: Give me that mic. And Paul, you refer to me as a slut? A slut? You didn't even know what a slut was until you looked it up in a dictionary to find a word that rhymed with "butt." Bet you wonderin round the back lookin for some guy to give it to ya up the butt. Don't know what to do with a woman. Little man.

Slim: So yeah LC, it's time we really put somethin on the table that everyone wants to see. Not some cock sucker wantin to go after The Cock. So with that bein said get out of here you piece of crap of a cameraman and take this mic with you.

[The Naitch]

The Kliq is:

Naitch
MVP
LC
Danny
TRO
Joey

[Splaya]

Radd over me??? Wow.

[Bazooka]

As much as you are an ass kisser to LC, and thats a big ASS to kiss; you still suck, and yes Radd over you.

[Splaya]

Hey marky shut the fuck up

[The Naitch]

Radd is in the Kliq because when I was in charge of TNA I decided to put the strap on him. Then when LC took over, we all assumed he'd bury Radd because they had some sort of argument or something. But surprisingly, LC kept it on him, and he became the longest reigning TNA Champ. :lol:

Cock is the only TWO TIME champ though. Radd's reign was 9 years, I think.

[The Naitch]

And when I was in charge back then, don't forget about....

"The Latino Kliq"

El Santo
El Nino (Me)
PureHatred (El PureHatred)

[The Naitch]

*Cock shows up on the Tron to a mixed reaction from the fans*

http://wrestle.ru/photo/therock/images/03.jpg

Cock: What up. The Cock is here. Chillin like a villain, by the Granville Street bridge in BEAUTIFUL Vancouver BC!

*Fans pop huge*

Cock: Hey. I gotta admit. This is The Cock's third home away from home. We got beautiful Downtown Vancouver on the right. I can see some guys tokin it up over there, but hey, this IS Vancouver, so that's cool. *Fans pop and start a 420 chant* Hell, even The Cock has a condo in Vancouver...right in the heart of Yaletown!

*Fans boo because the they hate stuck up Yaletowners, because most fans here tonight are trailer park trash*

Cock: Now. The Cock has to address the current state of TNA right now. The Cock has to deal with jabroni after jabroni after jabroni, trying to gun at The Cock's TNA CHampionship. We got a line up right outside Club Cock, a line up full of jabronis wanting a chance to go one on one with The Caption One. We got a line up of jabronis just BEGGING for The Cock to make their candy asses famous!

*Fans start a COCKY CHANT for the heel*

Cock: First off, we got Invisible. Invisible THE CLOWN. Ronald McDonald Jr. Firstly, he walks his candy ass in TNA as PPD. Ok guy. Do you think you can pull off and the ilt/Joey Radd combo just like that? Bitch please. So why don't you, and your alter account take your candy ass back to the circus where you came from, y'all can eat candy apples, play smash the gopher and have a blast, because the only thing you'll be doing is kissing The People's Ass!

*Fans pop*

Cock: Now. Onto the next jabronie. Y'all got to see the triumphant return of JOEY RADD!

*Fans pop the Raddical One*

Cock: Joey Radd. Good to see you back! Where did you go, man? We missed you! I guess that huge landscaping project in The Cock's backyard put you out of action for a while, huh? But hey, I gotta congratulate you. You did a FINE job taking care of my backyard golf course, my grotto, and my pool house. Thank you. Welcome back to TNA you son of a bitch!

*Fans pop*

Cock: :lol: Now. Onto Innovator. This jabroni also wants a piece of The Cock. And I mean that LITERALLY. This guy is so gay that he makes Elton John jealous. He wants to parade around with his boyfriend, Invisible, and claim that they're the next best thing since Siegfriend and Roy. Nice.

*Fans pop. I don't know why*

Cock: Now onto one emotional train wreck. Danny Eelctric. The Cock has to face your candy ass next week on RAW. Great. Another pimpslap is in order for TRO's bitch.

*Fans pop huge and start another Cocky Chant*

Cock: Now onto Mr. Sunday Night Jobber. MVP. Damn. Too bad you lost to my boy, The Dub. The Cock wanted to go one on one with your candy ass. But hey. There's nothing The Cock can do. You lost. But make sure of one thing. Watch out for The Office Plant. He's been lurking in the shadows for you lately. He might jump you from behind. Office Plant is one crazy MOTHERFUCKER!

*Fans pop, while OWW Owner aka FCC affiliate is seen in the crowd pissed off because TNA forgot to censor The Cock's foul language*

Cock: Now onto the biggest piece of steaming, stinking, monkey crap walking God's Green Earth....Paul THE WALL Carrington!

*Fans pop for Paul*

Cock: Paul THE WALL. What's up. How's life in the ghetto? Yeah man. You're so hard. You're so gangster. I never knew you were black! *Fans pop* But hey, you want a shot at The Cock's jock at Intoxication? Be my guest. The Cock is gonna slap you back to day you picked up your first Vanilla Ice CD, The Cock is gonna slap you back to the day you bought your first pair of Adidas Casuals', The Cock is gonna slap you back to the day when you brought out your Fisher Price mic and boombox and The Cock is gonna bust his own rap for you and it goes like this....

yo
yo
yo

I got the crap patrol on the rat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure that my casket's closed
Wrestling critics say that I'm all about "Money, Movies, and Hoes"
I'm all good stupid what type of facts are those?
I got suckas like Joey Radd, Invisible grabbin at my jock like hoes
You'd celebrate the minute you were having doe
I'm like Danny Electric and TRO you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like what I'm saying you can press fast forward
Got beef with WWE's The Rock because The Cock is the real numero UNO
MVP grabbin at my jock well I don't give a shit SO
Playgirl Mag trying to use my Hawaiian ass
So advertizers can give me more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what they take me as
or understand the intelligence that Cocky Johnson has
I'm from riches to riches nigga I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a PAUL THE WALL CARRINGTON ain't one
hit me!

99 Problems but a Paul Carrington ain't one
Paul, if you havin' boyfriend problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a Paul Carrington ain't one
Hit me!

*Fans start a HUGE Cocky chant*

Cock: So wether it'd be Joey Radd, Invisible, Danny Electric or Paul The Ball Carrington, it doesn't matter. Bring them jabronies! The Cock is just gonna slap the taste out of their mouths. So once again, at TNA Intoxication, The
Cock is gonna walk in, and walk out, The TNA Champion!

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE COCK

Fans: IS COOKING!

Cock: HEY! Ah, fuck it. Skanks...

Fans: :lol: COCKY COCKY COCKY

*Cock walks off*

[The Naitch]

LOL LC at your promo. Splaya fits so well as Foley

[PDD]

yeah, it's obvious that PDD is a character used by Mark, and so is Invisible. How that fits into your RP is really quite lame.

Here I'll do a promo:


The Cock:"I suck LC's cock, that's how I origionally got the nick, the Cock. If ya smell what the cock is cooking"

*PDD reveals taperecorder*

The Cock:"Shit was that taping?"

PDD:"No, don't worry man."

The Cock:"Then get your ass outta my locker room, jabroni"

[Innovator]

*Cock is still in the ring*

*lights cut out of the arena*

http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/innovator.mp3

*Ugly hits as Innovator appears in the ring behind the Cocky One*

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Innovator: Cocky, you were this close to taking your Last Exit. Since I spared you, listen up. I'm glad you're out here, because they're things that I need for you to hear.

Cock: It's ok Innovator, you dig the Cock right? I mean Invisible does and -

Innovator: ....you speak one more word and you'll be advertising vacuums, you insolent example for use of a prophylactic.

*Crowd pops for the tweener Innovator*

Innovator: Allow me to play Freud for a moment Cock, what is with calling everyone homosexual? Usually when somone is as big of a homophobe as you, they're trying to keep themselves in the closet...well in your case the closet is overflowing.

*fans start a COCK SUCKS COCK chant*

Cock: ahahaha this isn't follow the Hollywood REJECT *surprisingly fans boo the heel*

Innovator: This coming from the man who bases his entire career off McDonalds and Gay Jokes! This coming from the man who can't even get over as a heel? *fans pop for insider terms, somewhere Ric Flair flops* You wish you were a deity such as myself. Go to Promo 101 and learn something called depth. Come back and talk to me when you learn to speak better than Eugene.

Cock: Oh thats it!

*Cock goes to hit Innovator, Innovator puts his hand up, stopping Cock*

Innovator: The time for joking is over...Cock. I have never liked you from the moment I laid eyes upon you. While I was getting my ass kicked protecting the Hollywood Connection, you were still wanted to be a good guy, trying to fool all the fans. You disgraced the name of Nowhere Man, making him out to be a drug addict. You didn't care for anyone else but yourself, and that World Title on your shoulder. MVP knew it, Radd knew it, I knew it. Maybe if Money Inc. can realize that you don't care for them, just maybe LC can get his head out of your ass. I wouldn't be worried about your match against Paul at TNA Intoxication...because sooner or later I will come for you, and what is mine. That championship on your shoulder is my destiny, my divine will. Cherish it Cock, but somethings you don't fully appreciate until they're gone. I want you to watch RAW, when the Nobodies face Azriel and Splaya. If I'm willing to maim Azriel in order to win, a man I fully respect, then what do you think I'll be willing to do to fulfill my destiny?

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[Kapoutman]

I feel like I am watching the Jerry Springer Wrestling Federation. That's actually hilarious.

[LK]

*Slim is out at the ring speaking about how he should get a title shot when all of a sudden the lights go out*

Up on the big screen:

THE FUTURE IS NOW

THE FUTURE IS LEGEND KILLER

*Out comes LK*

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LK: Slim, you seem a little bit preoccupied. You seem a bit distracted. And that is when I will strike and become the new vB Champion. Slim, your time as vB champ is coming to an end and it will reach it's finale on Raw when I hit the Killer Clash and my hand is raised as I am declared the new vB champion. Slim the last thing you will see on Raw is me walking out with the vB title on my shoulder.

*Fans pop*

LK: Slim you know it, I know it and the people know it. Slim you don't have your mind 100% focused on our match and that will be the downfall. I will beat you and become the vB champ and that is that.

LK: THE FUTURE IS NOW!

Crowd: THE FUTURE IS LEGEND KILLER!

[SuperSlim]

Up on the big screen:

THE FUTURE IS NOW

*The fans begin to stand up when all of a sudden someone else shows up.

Slim emerges through the curtains as "Quarter" plays.

Slim steps into the ring, finally.

Slim: Well it seems as though LK thinks that he can take this belt at Raw. Hold on one minute while I laugh hysterically at that thought.

*Slim places the mic down and proceeds to laugh at the thought while the fans go along and laugh with him.*

*1 minute later*

Slim: Aight that was one minute. LK, you think that I'm not fully aware of the task at hand. Look here. Not only am I the vB champion but I am also a Psychology major. I know how the mind functions and I know that there are ways to compartmentalize different things. This thing with the TNA championship, that is a thought that will be come reality in due time. As far as Raw goes and you, I guarantee that I will be 100% focused on you. I have been waiting a long time to finally shut that mouth of yours. I mean it's like day after day all you do is talk and then attack folks when they aren't lookin. I mean you did it to Rick, Scott, and many others. I was surprised that you haven't done that to me yet. I guess I should be lookin over my back from here til Raw that way you don't try to get the best of me before the event. Wait a minute I wanna try somethin. PDD style :D

*fans pop for this one

Slim :mad: I hate it. Anyway LK don't worry, you won't have to worry about the burden of carrying the vB championship. I will carry that burden myself. Now on to the bigger picture, and I'm not talkin about the match at Intoxication against Shaggy, I'm talkin about this whole title scene. It seems as though there is a little group of people runnin around here like they own the place. Well listen up, I don't care who all is a part of this kliq, one way or another I will get what is mine. Maybe some don't remember but I too have been here since the days of the hardcore championship passing around every second. Then the second emergence of the passing of the championship. I've been here since the beginning. Some of these guys weren't even there for the first go around. They decided that this was a good place to jump in and try to dominate. I tell you right now, YOU HAVEN'T BLED FOR THIS! YOU HAVEN'T GIVEN SO MUCH FOR THIS! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO TRULY BE IN A JOBBER HELL! So all you new comers tryin to take our spots need to sit back and wait your turn. Cause this is my time.

*fans begin to pop*

Slim: No. No. Hold off on it for now. The best way to kill a snake is to chop the head off. The best way to kill this snake is not by takin out LC, Mr. Marcus, or Outsider. The best way to kill this snake is to take out the most arrogant champion of all time. The Cock. You all try burying MVP to Sunday Night Jobbers where the office plant reigns. I mean if anyone that should be sent there I mean send Splaya, what has he done? Let me see if I can think of something.

*Slim goes to the turnbuckle and strikes the thinker pose*

*one minute later

Slim: Nope can't really think of anything except getting eliminated in his match at Cock Bottom. TNA, Kliq, the time is now for the era of attitude. And if you think you have seen anything lately you are sadly mistaking cause this is only the beginning, the genesis of Attitude for Slim. My time will come. My time will come.

Slim leaves the mic in the ring and walks out.

[Savior]

Paul: That bitch Slim he just doesn't get he is lower mid-card. Dog, You are terrible When I win you want a title shot? Ok I 'll see if I can get you one. Just so I can shut your punk ass up. Oh and yes your promo did suck, wanksta. Cocky, so you think you can freestyle? Ok how about me and you have a Rap battle.
*crowd pops*

[The Dub]

The Dub makes his way to the ring to a deafening chorus of boos
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The Dub poses on the top turnbuckle, soaking in the adulation from the fans.
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Dub grabs the mic and is ready to talk.

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Dub: I must say it's a great day in the life of The Dub and Money Inc.! (fans boo) At Cock Bottom, you people saw me defeat MVP, making him wrestle on Sunday Night Jobber for the next three weeks. (fans boo). You may not like it, but you know he had it coming. Enough about MVP, because quite frankly, I don't have any more time to talk about those who wrestle on Sundays. At INtoxication, I have a match with Danny Electric. I'll tell you this. You're gonna need plenty of drugs to deal with the pain I'm gonna bring to you. After I defeat you DE, I want TRO and a shot at the IC title. I'm pretty sure my friends LC and Outsider can make it happen. Paul, you and I have a match on RAW is ATTITUDE. We have had many battles in the past and that's exactly what it is... the past. This is a new day, a new era, the era of Money Inc. You don't stand a chance against The Dub much less the Cock.

Out comes Paul to a nice pop
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Paul: Yo, yo, yo, yo yo!! Dub, let's be real. You and I and all these fans know that I left you looking at the lights on many an occasion. This coming Raw will be no different. As a matter of fact, why don't I come in there and prove my point.

Paul makes his way into the ring when all of a sudden, The Cock is shown on the TNATron

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Cock: Whoa, whoa, whoa Paul! This is The Cock! You give The Cock your undivided attention! Besides, you don't want none of The Dub!

The Dub uses the distraction to give Paul the Million Dollar Clothesline
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Cock:Ooh shit! Motherfucker God Damn! Dub do your thing! Let that be a lesson to you Paul. A lesson in $$Money Inc$$. Dub, finish that ham and egger off!

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If ya smelllllllll what The Cock is Cookin'!!

The Dub hits the Stock Market Crash on the announce table.
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The Dub celebrates what he has done to Paul
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[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

*The arena darkens*


*A familiar face appears on the big screen*



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Yuri: My journey is complete…
I have created the perfect being…
I have created a monster…
This monster has no mind…
It is a product of my genius…
And I control its will…
Created in my own image…
Improved physically in every way…
It is my… Colossus…




*The camera shows the shadowy figure of an immense creature*



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*Heavy breathing can be heard*


*The screen turns black, and the show goes to a commercial break*

[Azriel]

ooc: reserving a space there RW?

[The Naitch]

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Extra went to the VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards, to see Hollwyood's prediction for TNA Intoxication...

Our newest reporter, Johnny Vegas came to shoot the shit with the Hollywood Celebs...

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Johnny Vegas: So who's coming out of TNA Intoxication the TNA Champion?

Pink (high on meth): Agh.....hold on a sec Johnny. I'm not feeling too good...

Guy in the make up: Uh sorry about her. She's a little high. As for the prediction....Cocky all the way. I happen to be Invisible's brother, but I cannot support him. My bro is an addict like Pink here. Plus he's involved in a dominatrix relationship with his lover Innovator. They give us clowns a bad name. So yeah, Cock all the way. And can I say one last thing to my bro?

Johnny Vegas: Sure

Guy in make-up: INVISIBLE! MOM WANTS YOU TO COME HOME! You got chores to do! She's gonna ground you for a month if you don't come home!

Johnny: :lol:

Guy in make-up: Thanks Johnny

Johnny Vegas: Holla at cha boy

Pink: take me to the hospital....

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Johnny Vegas: Yo. I'm not wearing a hat today, but I would love to top my hat off for The Hollywood Champ: The Cock!

Eve: Word. My boy Cocky is gonna whoop Paul Carrington's ass at Intoxication. Plus, Cock has better rhymes than him.

Johnny Vegas: Gangster

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JLO: Too bad I'm stuck with Marc Anthony. The real man I wanted to marry was The Cock. But hey, I'll be divorcing next year anyways, so Cock, baby,
if you're single by then, give me a holla! Because I'm real!

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Tyra: Damn, Cock gave me a wedgie 2 seconds ago! What a guy!

Johnny Vegas: Damn girl. What are YOU doing after the show?

Tyra: :shifty:

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Travolta: yeah. Cool Like Ice is coming out soon. The Cock is amazing in this movie. Seriously, The Cock is too big for TNA. He's a big fish in a small pond. He might as well go Hollywood for good.

Johnny Vegas: Damn right

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Johnny Vegas: Hey sexy. You wanna go black and never go back? :naughty:

Brandt: Sorry I got a boyfriend...

Johnny Vegas: WHAT?! Tell me you DID NOT just say that!!!!!!

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COCKY ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!

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Pink: Alright. I'm back. I'm cool. Don't do drugs kids! Stay in school!

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Cock: So you see. Once again, Hollywood has The Cock's back. So at TNA Intoxication, The Cock is gonna WHOOP that white boy's candy ass and retain his TNA Championship. If ya smell what The Cock is cooking

[Nowhere Man]

With each passing day, the night lasts longer, the sky grows darker, and all that was once bright has grown cold and bitter. Those who have grown careless and decadent run away, shield themselves from the howling wind that would chill them to the bone. But there is one man who does not seek shelter from the biting cold, the blinding darkness of night. For unlike those who seek warmth, he burns with a fire that guides his path and consumes his very being. He is driven by something more powerful than addiction, more intoxicating than lust, and more controlling than greed....

REVENGE

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THIS DECEMBER....

TNA ATTITUDE

IS GOING NOWHERE....

[DMI]

The Naitch :love:

[The Naitch]

With each passing day, the night lasts longer, the sky grows darker, and all that was once bright has grown cold and bitter. Those who have grown careless and decadent run away, shield themselves from the howling wind that would chill them to the bone. But there is one man who does not seek shelter from the biting cold, the blinding darkness of night. For unlike those who seek warmth, he burns with a fire that guides his path and consumes his very being. He is driven by something more powerful than addiction, more intoxicating than lust, and more controlling than greed....

REVENGE

http://www.brothersinpaint.by.ru/sch8.jpg

THIS DECEMBER....

TNA ATTITUDE

IS GOING NOWHERE....


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Cock: Nowhere Man, you look constipated in that pic. But welcome back to TNA, you son of a bitch!

[DMI]

Victoria Inc. enters The Cock's trailer on the set of Fight Club 2

Victoria: This just in. The latest product that will revolutionize your long lucious hair! Check it...

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Cock: Smells fruity. I love it. Vicky baby, you just earned yourself a raise!

Victoria: REALLY?!

Cock: DENIED!

Victoria: :rant:

Cock: :lol: Sorry, I'm addictted to saying that word. Really, you got your raise. :y:

Victoria: :love:

[The Naitch]

*Applies salonselectives control[d] substance to hair*

Cock: WOW! This stuff is AMAZING! I feel like a million bucks. I'm gonna kick Brad Pitt's ass so hard I'm gonna make Jennifer Aniston beg for mercy! :cool:

[Savior]

So you don't accept?

[Bazooka]

*Invisible is shown on the phone backstage while Innovator is sitting in a chair*

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Invisible:"Your decision, it's certain?"

*pause*

Invisible:"I've been anticipating this moment for along time. I'll keep in touch, later"

*pause*

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Innovator:"December, just in time for the holidays... You realize what this means, it mean's something incredible is going down at Raining Blood."

Invisible:"And we're going to be apart of it Innovator, if the plan goes through. We have to keep these titles for awhile, our credibility depends on it. We have Money Inc taking cheap shots at us, we got jobber's(splaya) and they all think we're a joke. In time they will realize how serious the Nobodies are... or how serious we aren't when we get vicious. The TNA fans are ready for something huge, and the Nobodies are going to deliver."

*fans pop huge*


(Innovator gets close to the camera)
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Innovator:"It's time to give the devil his dues, clear a path cause the Nobodies are comming through the clutter to emerge as the greatest duo in TNA history."

*huge face pop to end the segment*

[Loose Cannon]

LOL AT Dub. He always delievers :y:

LOL at Cock as well. Gotta love the Hollywood stuff :lol:

And NM promos :y: :y:

[Loose Cannon]

BTW: I think this is the best the C-FED has ever been as far as overall promos

[Azriel]

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Roach: We are now here live with the X-Division Champion Azriel, and Azriel I have to ask you, what...

Azriel: Hold on a second Roach. Can you repeat that last thing you said?

Roach: We are here live with the X-Division Champion Azriel?

Azriel: Yeah. Really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it Roach?

Roach: Well yeah, but don't you think you've been demoted?

Azriel: Demoted? In what way Roach? Ok, I'll admit it. It wasn't that long ago I was fighting for the Intercontinental title and I was a previous holder of the VBulletin title. Yeah, I've heard just because this is the newest title means it holds the least worth. Well, let me ask you Roach? How many singles titles are there?

Roach: 4

Azriel: Then you have the tag champs. And ballpark estimate, how many wrestlers would you say there are here? 26? I'm within the top 4 wrestlers in this industry Roach, so that's saying something. Now, let me guess, you were going to ask me about the incident with Shaggy right? Let me say this. I admit, I lost my temper, but i think Shaggy needed to hear that tough love. He obviously still needs some issues he needs to sort out, and that's what's holding back. Not the fans, damn sure not the refs. The only person holding Shaggy down is himself. He needs to reconcile himself about this drug habit before he can finally chace for the World title. So, its me and Splaya versus The Nobodies, take two. Splaya is a worthy substitute for Shaggy. No doubt me and him will walk away the clear victors. You want to talk about respect? Sure, I have loads of respect for these guys, but this will be brutal and be a bloody precursor to what I'll do to Innovator in the Hell in a Cell. You know about Hell in the Cells right Innovatpr? Just ask your friend Invisble. That hell in a cell will be 10X worse when I get through with you man.

[The Naitch]

LOL AT Dub. He always delievers :y:

LOL at Cock as well. Gotta love the Hollywood stuff :lol:

And NM promos :y: :y:


Yup. The Dub is pretty much part of the Kliq. He's come a long way from the rabidwolverine jobber who I used to bury in Office Plant squash matches :lol:

The Cock is taking it to the next level. Before it was all Rock pics. Now I'm gonna focus more on Hollywood celeb captions. :kiss:

[The Naitch]

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Live from The Premiere of The Cock's brand new movie, "COOL LIKE ICE", we at Entertainment Tonight had the chance to ask Hollywood what they thought about the movie, and most importantly...The Cock :cool:

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Kate: WOW! The Cock is too cool. He beats the crap out of Marky Fresh, played by Paul Carrington.

Mary: HAHAHA! We always watch TNA, so I knew I saw Paul THE WALL from somewhere. I believe he's a regular on Sunday Night Jobber. I didn't realize he'd have a small role in this movie

Kate: Yeah, and The Cock curb stomps his white ass. It was amazing!

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ET Reporter: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! NEXT!

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Alba: The Cock is simply electrifying. He makes me wanna...

Alba's boyfriend: HEY! What did you just say?! I'm not sexy enough for ya?!

Alba: that's right, you're not. You will never be as sexy as The Cock. Sorry ET. He's been acting like a jealous asshole lately

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Klum: oh, The Cock is so dreamy. He makes me wanna touch myse....I mean, yes, The Cock is truly The Next Big Action Star. :y: :y:

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Paltrow: *talking to the crowd* HEY! Hey! No autographs! I gotta give Cocky a hug and kiss and congratulate him, then we'll talk, ok?

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Black: Hey baby! Remember me?! :naughty:

Paltrow: :lol:

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Green: I look sharp don't I. As a matter of fact, I plan on being a wrestler for TNA soon. Cocky Classic taught me a few moves, so watch out bitches! :rant:

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Rowland: The Cock is amazing. Plus he can sing. Destiny's Child might have Cock appear on one of our next tracks called "Lay The Cock Down On Me" :naughty:

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Myers: We plan on Cock being in Austin Powers 4: License To Grill. Cock will be playing an Iron Chef, hell bend on spreading his fine cuisine across the entire world. But Austin Powers has to try and stop him! BWAHAHAHAHA! :rofl:

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Beyonce: YUP! Sexy Cleopatra will be in Austin Powers 4 as well. I'll be joining the Dark Side by siding with the Hollywood Champ, The Iron Chef....The Cock! HEEL TURN! :kiss:

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Mini-Me: OH HELL YEAH! I'm gonna be in that joint too. I'll be playing the role of Iron Chef's (The Cock) sidekick....Mini Radd! :cool:

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Cock: What can I say. Hollywood can't get enough of The Cock. As for this red shirt and why I keep on wearing it? No comment. If ya smell what The Cock is cooking! :wave:

[Rock Bottom]

I dunno about this, but this thread has a good name.

[Kapoutman]

*"Les Portes de L'enfer" by Mononc' Serge hits, gathering a huge negative reaction from the crowd. Out from the back emerge "Evil" Rick Theodore and "Scary" Scott Chabot, looking more EVIL than ever, or as possibly EVIL as a man dressed in pink can look. Something has changed though. They are not LAUGHING EVILY. They are actually SMILING. What happened to them? Rick even high-fives a young fan, and Scott kisses a baby in the first row. They climb into the ring, and each take a microphone. They could do their EVIL pose, right there, but no. What is WRONG with them?*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/neidhart/anvilfigure.jpg

(Notice the random pic when I have nothing to say)

RT: You know people, I could start this speech by saying how I was underestimated by everybody, that people thought Legend Killer and HHHitler would kick my ass and yadda yadda, but I won't. I could shove it in your face, I could humiliate everybody who thought I couldn't win that IC title shot, but I won't. Nope, because today I am HAPPY.

SC: Wait a minute Rick. Did you say you were HAPPY?

RT: Oh yes I am, Scott. For the first time in years, I don't feel EVIL. It's all the opposite. I feel like a young girl running a field full of FLOWERS. I feel like a kid trying to chase a RAINBOW to find those LEPRECHAUNS. I feel like a 15 years old boy seeing his first pair of BOOBS. Don't you, Scott?

SC: Of course I do, Rick. I have never felt that GREAT in my life! All of that is because of you!

*Fans have absolutely no reaction. Most of them want to boo the men, but just can't. Why ruin their moment? Just for fun, Rick and Scott EMBRACE in the middle of the ring.*

RT: When I school boyed Legend Killer to finally get that three count, I felt like the entire WORLD was opening to me. I think that for once, I can do something GOOD. I think that this opportunity to face TRO for the Intercontinental Title can make me a better person.

SC: You are absolutely right. TRO is a legend. He has been here since the beginning. You are actually going to face a certified icon. I bet that must feel FULFILLING.

RT: Yes. That's why I actually decided I would actually start being GOOD to others. Hell, I feel like throwing out a party for everyone!

*Confettis fall from the sky as Rick and Scott are BEAMING. I swear, if they weren't married, you would swear that they are swinging for the other team. The kids are loving the confettis, except for one strange thing.*

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RT: Hey Scott, look at that.

SC: What Rick?

RT: I think I accidently dropped a gallon of SCRATCHING POWDER in those confettis!

SC: Oh no you didn't!

*As fans are starting to scratch with more and more energy, Rick and Scott do what they do best. THEY LAUGH IN AN EVIL MANNER!*

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RT: Come on everybody! You really bought it? We are in the TNA Attitude Era! Even I have to kick it up a notch! In fact, Scott and I spent the entire day doing EVIL things! I even have a list.

*Rick takes a piece of paper from his trunk, and Scott does the same.*

RT: So, let's see. Today, I ate one pound of beets, then made a trip to Legend Killer's hotel room. I managed to write "LOSER" on his mattress with my own PISS, which was made RED by the BEETS! CREATIVE and EVIL! Think you topped that today, Scott?

SC: Let me check. *Looks at list* Well, I went to the parking lot and forced the lock of HHHitler's Volkswagen. I then HID A DOZEN OF STARVED AND CRAZED WEASELS in his car. It looks like they did a number on him, because I haven't seen him in TNA since! Think you did better than that?

RT: Well, I wanted to show TRO that he was in for a WAR, so I went to his locker room. You know how he takes care of his appearance? I PUT VINEGAR IN HIS AFTER SHAVE, and I POURED INDUSTRIAL BLEACH IN HIS BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO. What do you think of that?

SC: That's strange, because I also paid a visit to TRO. However, I sneaked into his locker room to TAPE RAZORBLADES TO THE INSIDE OF HIS UNDERWEARS, and I also PUT CRAZY GLUE IN HIS TOOTHPASTE!

RT: Oh yeah, well I REPLACED THE CD IN HIS DISCMAN FOR A BACKSTREET BOYS ALBUM!

SC: I SHAT IN HIS WRESTLING BOOTS!

RT: I WIPED MY ARSE WITH HIS TIGHTS!

SC: I HID COCKROACHES IN HIS SANDWICH!

RT: I FUCKED HIS MOM, TOOK A PIC AND MADE A T-SHIRT ABOUT IT!

SC: For real?

RT: Sure, here it is.

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/neidhart/theotromom.jpg

SC: :eek:

Crowd: :eek:

RT: I win. :cool:

*The fans are now back at booing the two guys. They loathe them with an incredible passion, so Scott and Rick LAUGH ABOUT IT.*

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RT: TRO, I hope you understand the message. I rule, you don't. I am the number one contender, you have the belt. I will kick you in the nuts, you will suffer. It's as simple as that.

SC: Wonderful.

RT: Now let's go. Those lists aren't long enough. There's still plenty of time before Intoxicated.

SC: I bet I can make my list five pages long.

RT: You wish.

*Theodore and Chabot leave the ring to a chorus of boos. Halfway up the ramp, they turn around and LAUGH AT THE CAMERA ONE LAST TIME. That's a lasting impression.*

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[SuperSlim]

Slim shows up on the screen.

Slim: Well it seems as though I missed quite a bit yesterday. Some guy named Paul was talkin about me? First off he was sayin that I'm lower mid-card? Hold on a sec Paul. You think I'm lower mid-card? Let me try this. Fans stand to your feet cause the champ is comin out.

"Quarter" hits as Slim makes his appearance with his book in hand much to the crowds delight

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Slim: Yo Paul. Let me fill you in on somethin. The fans are the ones that make guys lower mid-card, higher mid-card, and main eventers. Not some hip hop wannabe that can't flow even if his life depended on it. And really why would I even ask you for a title shot? That would be rather stupid being that you ain't winnin at Cock Bottom. You know what I'ma do. Instead of watchin the main event match from the back, I'll take a seat at the commentator's booth. I would love to call this match tween you and Cock. Why? Just to see someone finally shut that big gaping hole on your face that you call your mouth. And really, it is rather weird hearin you talkin bout someone suckin then mentionin cock in the same paragraph. For those that have not caught my book yet here is a little excerpt from it...

From "Legends of Slim" p. 156

...If ever I was truly disturbed about actions in the back it would be this one moment. It would have to be the time I was walking around in the back lookin for change for my hundred. Radd usually had change for the big bills so when I opened the door I think I went partially blind for a moment and slammed the door and ran. All I saw was Paul on his knees and Radd with his cock out. You can fill in the blanks in between that... Scary stuff there. Really really scary.

fans pop and laugh like crazy

Slim: Yeah that is why it was so weird. Now Paul if you can hear these fans you can tell that I'm not some lower-mid card. I mean MVP is on Sunday nights and you wouldn't consider him a jobber. But wait a minute. There is somethin else that can be done. Look at this waist. A championship. Look at you. Nothin. You are nothing to me. Nothing but a wannabe. What was that term you used. "Wanksta?" I would read that part of the book but I don't want to spoil too much of the book. For those that have not bought it yet. So Paul I think now would be the time to shut that mouth of yours. And really just to inform you. I don't think the fans would really like to hear you in a rap battle. And also to the guys in the truck. Will you finally destroy that WCW fan cheer tape so that these guys can quit using it everytime they cut some promo and try to create the illusion that the fans really care?

fans cheer

Slim leaves the mic in the ring and leaves.

[The Dub]

Naitch, I think that was Tevin Campbell who was with Jessica Alba in that pic.

[The Dub]

LC, when will RAW be posted?

[Loose Cannon]

Tonight

[Azriel]

woohoo. Can't wait.

[LK]

*The arena darkens and a video plays on the big screen*

TONIGHT ON RAW THE PEOPLE WILL GET WHAT THEY WANT

THE PEOPLE WILL SEE LEGEND KILLER WIN THE vB TITLE

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RAW IS GANSTER - LK ONCE AGAIN GETS GOLD

THE FUTURE IS NOW

THE FUTURE IS LEGEND KILLER

[The Naitch]

I'm pretty sure that's not Tevin Campbell

Superslim fits so well as Booker T. Mainly because Slim is a wannabe of The Cock (Booker T was a wannabe of The Rock around 2001).

[Splaya]

A promo is shown across the screen.


A month ago, they were denied tag team gold.




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Tonight on Raw, they will face Innovator and Invisible for tag team gold.



A tag team championship match, The Nobodies defend their tag titles against Azriel and Splaya, live tonight on Raw is Attitude.

[Splaya]

Btw the above promo is not the Cock's title, it is the Vb title :shifty:

[The Naitch]

I hope Splaya and Azarael beat the living piss out of those two circus clowns

[Splaya]

Holy shit, you actually want me to win :shifty: :(

[Azriel]

Wow, we got Naitch's endorsement. :y:

[Savior]

Victoria Inc: Salonselet-
*Throw it up by the eastside boys hits*
*Paul caresses her hair*
http://img41.exs.cx/img41/8696/Cena.jpg
Victoria: Get away I hate you!

Paul:
Yo is your vision hazy
Or are you just crazy
Don't know who ya talk ing to lady?
Lemme tell you who I am
The guy who is about to beat your man
Instead of selling this start "Kanye's workout plan"
Now lemme-

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

*Cock runs out and dives in to the ring and they both exchange Rights*
*Paul gets the upper hand and starts to do a snap suplex*
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*But Dub coming out of nowhere hits a clothes line*

JR: Both men are stomping Paul! Bah Gawd here comes MVP with a chair!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King: He can't be here!

*Dub and Cock exit quickly*

JR: This is not Raw Remember king? BAH GAWD WHAT WILL HAPPEN ON RAW?!?!?!?

[MVP]

New statistics up on www.mvptna.com (http://www.mvptna.com/)

TONIGHT'S RAW TO RECEIVE LOWEST RATINGS EVER

47% of the fans will not be watching Raw tonight because MVP will not be there.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

And these posts were taken from "The Naitch Administration Forums" in the thread Will you be watching RAW tonight?

I will NOT be tuning into RAW tonight cause MVP was UNFAIRLY demoted to Sunday Night Jobber.MVP got the shaft, seriously. Are they trying to lose ratings?hahahahaha

you guys have no valid arguments once again. obviously MVP will be back, hes part of The Kliq. him, LC, and Naitch practically run things therePush Splaya :shifty:

[Savior]

My site was updated with a new Wrestler of the week

[The Naitch]

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From The Vibe Awards last night, we ask Hip-Hop, what they think of The Cock

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Snoop: Fo shizzle, my nizzle, The Cock-izzle will be winning the TNA Championship-sizzle at TNA Intoxicizzle, fo shizzle!

Big Georffrey: Werd. The Cock is going to WHOOP that white boy, Paul THE WALL Carrington's ass. Who does Paul think he is? Eminem? Hell, he ain't even good enough to be Rob Van Winkle! PREACH!

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Suge: Oh yeah. I'm good freinds' with Cocky. Cocky was supposed to be Death Row's Head Of Security back in the Tupac days, but he politely turned down my offer to pursue a career in pro wrestling. I'm happy for him. Look where he's at now. If ya smell what Big Suge is cooking!

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LL: Yo G. take the pic quick! I gotta talk to The Cock about some business! Business baby! Strictly business!

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Keys: Excpect to see Cock in my latest music video entitled "When a man loves a woman" It'll be Cock's first duet with me. I'm sooo excited. Plus he'll be the leading man in the video. We lock lips in one scene. It's hot.

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DISTURBED316: Yeah, my boy The Cock is simply amazing. As for why Disturbed316 is at The Vibe Awards?! I'm just here to use the washroom. I need to drain the weasel BAD!

(OOC: I got this pic from Extra, but they listed him as GOLDBERG instead of Stone Cold. Hilarious)

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Busta: YO! Check it. The Cock is off the hook. We met at P. Diddy's party in the Hampstons. From that point on, we've been friends ever since!

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Carmen: You see these eyes? These are my bedroom eyes. And this body is reserved ONLY for Dave. Unless The Cock comes by, I'll be glad to service The Cock. He's hot.

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*Fred Durst is seen lurking in the shadows*

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Ice T: Wassup BIG PIMPIN! Lemme holla back at cha later! I need to talk to The Cock right now. We're working on a collabo. HOLLA!

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Paris: If I had one wish, that would be have Cock star in my next sex tape. Too bad he's married. :'( Anyways, he came over to Club Paris last night. BOY does Cock know how to shake it like a salt shaker! SHORTY CRUNK!!!!! SO FRESH SO CLEAN!!!!


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Cock: So what can I say. The Cock is here from the Vibe Awards, HIP HOP appreciates The Cock. Life can't any better! Life is so good, The Cock
doesn't even have to show up to TNA shows anymore! The Cock can just walz his ass back to the ring anytime he damn well pleases! But don't worry,
The Cock guarandamntees to be at PPV's and most importantly, TNA Intoxication, when I whoop that white boy's candy ass and retain my TNA Championship. If ya smell what The Cock is cooking!

[The Naitch]

:rofl: MVP. Good times.

[Splaya]

HAHa great quotes

[The Naitch]

Don;t hate the game, hate the SPLAYA

[Splaya]

I agree :shifty:

[Loose Cannon]

You know what, I'm not even saying when the PPV is going to be up anymore :lol: Something always prevents me from doing it (ECW DVD)

Both Raw's will be up by Sunday though. If I don't do that, then I'll hand the Fed over to Invisible :rofl:

[Splaya]

If you do that, then we will be out of business faster than ROH was.


So wait, are both Raw's going up on Sunday or should I expect one Saturday and then one Sunday.


Damn that ECW DVD, Damn it to hell :mad:

[Loose Cannon]

NAH, The 1st one will be up definately by tommorrow. It would be today, but I'm in school until 6:30 and then I got HW. So tomorrow and probably Saturday or Sunday for the next one

[Splaya]

Homework sucks :mad:

Got a psych test tommorow. :mad:

[Savior]

Mad face! :mad:

[SuperSlim]

all this wait isn't good ya know.

[The Naitch]

DE-volution


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Devolution is a mystery
One change and you will see

[The Naitch]

^^^ perfect stable to feud with the Axis Of Evil

[The Naitch]

I got dibs on Clinton

[Outsider]

No, devolution to the regions is a reality, and a succesful reality at that. The Welsh assembly and the Scotlish parliament have helped establish a tier of government that has been able to create legislation that is specifically designed to fit around the problems facing their countries. This is why the Liberal Democrats support the process of devolution and wish to see further devolved assemblies all over the UK

[The Naitch]

Outsider will be George Sr.

[The Naitch]

Naitch = Bill Clinton
Outsider = Bush Sr.
Carter = ??
George W = ??

[Outsider]

Outsider will be George Sr.
I wanna be a loser from the left with no hope of being elected :(

[SuperSlim]

G.W. is here to support all that is right. G.W. is here to continue to rage war against the Axis of Evil. G.W. will not lay down for anybody. WE WILL PREVAIL!

Thank you and God bless.

[Shaggy]

Dont forgot to add an I approve this message thing at the end......that seems to mean everything for some reason.

[Azriel]

:lol:

[The Dub]

DE-volution? That's wild, Naitch.

[The Naitch]

Carter is obviously Ric Flair in this one

[The Naitch]

George W = The Future = Randy Orton

[Splaya]

I'm using Randy Orton right now :shifty:

[MVP]

I'm Jimmy Carter and I approve this message:

Why are we focusing our efforts in Iraq? Are we forgetting about the evil empire that held our troops hostage for over 400 days of my administration? Yes I'm talking about those damn Iranians. I believe we need to apply some Devolution pressure, and teach them sand n****** a lesson. If we don't do that then let's stomp on them Axis of Evil guys, cause I just plain don't like them.

I think I would do well as Carter. He's a hick from Iowa; I'm a hick from Maine.

[Danny Electric]

I'm Jimmy Carter and I approve this message:

Why are we focusing our efforts in Iraq? Are we forgetting about the evil empire that held our troops hostage for over 400 days of my administration? Yes I'm talking about those damn Iranians. I believe we need to apply some Devolution pressure, and teach them sand n****** a lesson. If we don't do that then let's stomp on them Axis of Evil guys, cause I just plain don't like them.

I think I would do well as Carter. He's a hick from Iowa; I'm a hick from Maine.

:'(

A tear is shown in the eye of 'The Iranian Badass' Danny Electric.
He'll fight this evil known as a former American President.

[The Naitch]

I'm Bill Clinton and I approve this message:

Why are we focusing our efforts in Iraq? Make peace, not war. Translation. Slick Willy is back in business baby!

[MVP]

:'(

A tear is shown in the eye of 'The Iranian Badass' Danny Electric.
He'll fight this evil known as a former American President.
Jimmy Carter's views do not represent the opinions of MVP.

[The Naitch]

MERCI

[Splaya]

See, when we don't have any creative ideas left, we have to do other things.


Also, I think Kapoutman should be suspended until the Slammies for the C-fed come out :mad:

[Danny Electric]

Jimmy Carter's views do not represent the opinions of MVP.

Danny Electric and the Iranian Government put a fatwah on Jimmy Carter's head. :lol:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I'll have to set up a C-Fed to help pass the time. :p

[The Ravishing One]

**After a break from wrestling TRO comes out to a HUGE pop**
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TRO: Firstly, its coming upto Christmas so i thought id share with all you guys what i bought DE off my favourite website

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TRO: Secondly, i want to address Cocky. *Grabs bag with items inside*
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*In cocky's voice*
At Raw you were lucky jabroni, asscrack, candyass, smell what your cocking, what im cooking, im lost what ever i say. I dont even know where im reporting Hollywood? New York? London?
*Cocky appears*
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*Cocky and TRO staredown at each other*

Cocky turns to the fans

**BAM**
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TRO lays out Cocky

TRO: It seems you're a wanted man with everybody after you? Well i'm not finished! I want a re-match at sometime whether its with everybody in the ring aswell (Armageddon Hell in a Cell LC?) or just you and me!

TRO walks out

[The Ravishing One]

**TRO makes it to the back to give DE his Christmas present**
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[The Ravishing One]

Note: ^ TRO's hands are glued together thanks to Evil Rick, putting crazy glue in his gym bag, trying to get one up on Scary Scott.

[Danny Electric]

Note: ^ TRO's hands are glued together thanks to Evil Rick, putting crazy glue in his gym bag, trying to get one up on Scary Scott.

:D
Thanks for the present.

[Bazooka]

FYI:Markmas isn't until December :cool:

Anyways I cant post right now in RP cause I have a trojan on my brand new computer which messes everything up. Im working on removing it, so I might not be able to post for a couple days, unless I get this fixed.

[SuperSlim]

George W. refuses to sit down while we have these crazy people messing up our land. George W. refuses to continue to let these terrorists invade our land. George W. will stand up for what is right. Goerge W. will raise up an army to send to take care of this manner. George W. is here to do what is right. We are the future. The time is now to do what is right. The time is now to take back what is ours. WE WILL PREVAIL!

Thank you and God bless.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

*During a commercial break*



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[Savior]

Paul: What you think your funny?
TRO: Huh?
Paul: At intoxication its me and Cock not you.....Stay in your midcard level.
*Paul leaves*
DE: Dont worry about him man.

[Loose Cannon]

RAW IS ATTITUDE: 11/18

*$$Here Comes The Money$$ Hits and out comes LC and Outsider
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Fans Chant: ASSHOLES ASSHOLES ASSHOLES ASSHOLES


**LC gets on the mic
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LC: Ok, Ok, we all know you chose to spend your last dollar to see Money Inc. Don’t be ashamed, everybody wants to see Money Inc and everyone wants to be Money Inc. And as far as imitations go. :lol: NCW? :lol: Well, I guess you have to start somewhere hey Outsider

Outsider: :rofl:

LC: All right, at TNA Intoxication The Cock will fight Paul the Ball for the World Title. Hey good luck Paul because I seriously have no idea how your supposed to win that one :lol: Now for all you MVPeons out there

**MEGA POP FROM CROWD

LC: Yeah, hey how’s the jobbing going? :lol: Anyway, MVP will be at Intoxication this Sunday. *FANS POP* Oh no, Oh no, not wrestling on the PPV, but on Sunday Night Jobber, of course :lol: *FANS ARE PISSED** And he will be wrestling a mystery opponent.

Now on to Splaya. Splaya, who do you think you are calling out such a star like myself. Kid, you were selling watches on 5th avenue before I gave you a contract. Without me, you’re nothing remember that.

And lastly Invisible :lol: Here’s a guy who cries enough to fill up the Gobi Desert. :lol: Listen buddy, I’m telling you again, sit down and respect whom you’re working for. Because if you don’t I will take action.

**LC hands to Outsider who is carrying Cock’s Title
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Outsider: Tonight I have a chance to win the IC Title. TRO, D-SEX, that Title will be taken by Money Inc. TRO, you better not bring DE to the ring because if you do, DE loses his shot against The Cock tonight. TRO, be prepared to be taught a lesson in……$$MONEY INC.

**Outsider and LC leave.


MATCH 1: LK vs Slim:



FANS BOOOOOOO THE SHIT out of LK after it was just found out that he signed a contract with NPW.

**SLIM comes out to a HUGE POP.
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JR: This guy deserves a World Title Shot :yes:

Match begins as Fans turn on LK and Chant “SELLLLLLLLL OUTTTTTT, SELLLLLLL OUTTTTT, SELLLLLLL OUTTTTT.

LK shakes off the fans and hits Slim with a spinning heel kick. LK picks up Slim and drives him into the corner. LK comes flying at Slim with a head scissors takedown. Fans aren’t behind LK at all. LK puts Slim on the top rope and goes for another head takedown, but Slim blocks and hits a powerbomb off the top rope.

Slim picks up LK and hits a running power slam. Slim throws LK into the corner and LK comes out as SLIM HITS THE SUPER STAR.
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FANS LOSE IT

SLIM GETS THE COVER: 1…………….2………..3

**Slim Retains VB Title.

After the match Shaggy hits the ring and nails his Shagg Time (Spear) on Slim.

FANS BOOO SHAGGY.


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MATCH 2: Splaya/Azriel vs Invisible/Innovator: TNA Tag Title Match

Azriel and Splaya come out to a pretty big pop
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The Nobodies come out to some big time heat.
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Match starts out with Innovator and Azriel. Azriel takes Innovator down with a closeline. Azriel tosses Innovator into the ropes and hits Innovator with a back body drop. Azriel tags in Splaya and Splaya comes off the top rope with a cross body. Cover 1……..2….Invisible breaks it up.

Splaya goes after Invisible and Innovator attacks Splaya from behind. Innovator tags in Invisible. Invisible hits a Powerbomb on Splaya.

**Invisible calls in Innovator and they hit the Drop to Oblivion on Splaya.
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Azriel tries to help, but the ref holds him back.

Cover on Splaya: 1………..2…….Kick Out.

Invisible throws Splaya into the corner and charges for a splash, but Splaya ducks. Splaya starts a comeback and nails Invisible with a Playa’s Card. Invisible tags Innovator and……..SPLAYA TAGS AZRIEL

Azriel goes to town on Innovator. Invisible gets killed by a German Suplex. Innovator gets one also. Azriel heads to the top and nails a flying headbut.

COVER: 1……….2…….Save by Invisible. Splaya comes in and attacks Invisible.

**AZRIEL HOOKS THE CROSS FACE.
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LC HITS THE RING AND LCKO’S SPLAYA.

Azriel lets go of the crossface and goes after LC. Innovator hits the LAST EXIT ON AZRIEL.

1…………2…………3

STILL CHAMPIONS: THE NOBODIES.

AFTER THE MATCH:

Splaya gets up and goes after LC. Azriel is in the ring and out of nowhere Shaggy hits Azriel with the “Shagg Time.”

JR: DAMMIT, Shaggy’s 2nd Victim of the Night.


RADD SEEN IN THE CROWD :lol:
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MATCH 3: Paul vs The Dub

The Dub comes out in the escalade with HUGE HEAT.
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Paul comes out to the biggest Pop so far.
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FANS CHANT: NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP NEW CHAMP for Paul.

Match starts off and Paul gets a few right’s in on Dub. The Dub comes back with a huge spinebuster on Paul. The Dub works on Paul’s back and throws him into the corner. The Dub comes at Paul with a big time closeline.

CROWD GETS DISTRACTED BY D-SEX on the Entrance RAMP
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CROWD :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:


THE DUB IS PISSED AT D-SEX and points at TRO.


Paul makes a comeback after the distraction and nails Dub with a back suplex. Cover: 1……2….Kick Out.

Paul goes to the top and The Dub hits him with a low blow. The Dub goes for his briefcase. D-SEX sends down Electra to ringside, who distracts the Dub.


*Electra flashes the Dub and The Dub smiles.
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PAUL GETS UP AND HITS THE FUCK YOU.


1………….2……….3

D-SEX: :lol:

PAUL POSES TO THE FANS CLAIMING HE WILL BE THE NEW CHAMP.


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MATCH 4: TRO vs Outsider: IC Championship Match.

Match is a complete squash from the get go as TRO beats the living crap out of Outsider. TRO hits a great Superplex off the top ropes.

CROWD CHANTS: SEX……..SEX……SEX……SEX

TRO signals for the Rude Awakening.

THE DUB SLIDES IN WITH THE BREIFCASE AND NAILS TRO RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH IT.

Ref Calls for the Bell

The Dub poses.


WINNER: TRO via DQ


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Main Event: DE vs The Cock: Non-Title Match


DE comes out to a Huge Pop. The Fans love D-SEX
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The Cock comes out to Huge Heat.
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The Cock and DE put on a clinic. Fans are chanting both names during the match.

**FAST FORWARD TO THE END,


DE goes for The Electrifier and HITS IT.
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The Dub and Outsider jump in the ring and attack DE. Ref calls for the bell. It’s 3 on 1.
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TRO makes a run in and attacks Money Inc.
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Evil Rick Hits the ring and attacks TRO.
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Invisible and Innovator Hit the ring and attack Money Inc.
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HERE COMES LC and goes right after Invisible. LC HITS THE LCKO LCKO LCKO ON INVISIBLE
. http://img52.exs.cx/img52/84/lcko.jpg LOL, check out the leap :naughty:

SPLAYA FLIES DOWN TO THE RING AND HITS LC WITH A PKO PKO PKO. FANS POP FOR THAT.
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PAUL FLIES INTO THE RING AND TAKES ON THE COCK. PAUL AND COCK GO TO THE OUTSIDE.
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The Nobodies and D-SEX are now fighting each other.

The ring clears out as OUTSIDER AND LC are in the ring,


MVP COMES OUT OF THE CROWD AND THE AUDIENCE FLIPS OUT. MVP TELLS LC TO COME ON AND MVP NAILS LC WITH THE “RATINGS SPIKE” FANS CHANT FOR A SPIKE ON OUTSIDER.

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MVP HITS THE SPIKE ON OUTSIDER AND THE FANS CHANT MVP…MVP….MVP

*MVP POSES TO END THE SHOW.
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[Loose Cannon]

shit, the Radd pic didn't show up. It was pretty funny.

[The Naitch]

LOL @ check out the leap.

Invisible = OWN3D

[SuperSlim]

too bad I wasn't involved in that melee but I did enjoy the show.

Paul in a title match = low ratings :n:

Slim in a title match = high ratings :y:

and Paul gettin a bigger fan reaction than me? All they did was turn the cheer tape on full blast. I mean at least for me it was legit.

Slim for champ. The campaign begins. :D

[MVP]

niiiiiiiiiiiiice

Ratings Spike. That is an awesome finisher name. :y:

[Savior]

Slim when will you wake up?
--------------
JR: I know you asked-
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Paul: Move Tubs

Hey guys here's some information I have just been told
Cock ain't leavin as champ I'm comin home with the gold
Slim you think you'd be a better contender do you?
Heh yeah maybe if you were going for the belt at NCW
and TRO do ever interfer in my match
I don't care how the deck is stacked
Beacuse the only person I need is me
Lets show them how I beat dub for the 1-2-3
http://img41.exs.cx/img41/3663/Cena4.jpg
Lemme show you all a little preview
Because Cock is going down faster then NCW
Hey JR you about to meet the F-U
*after the F-U Paul holds up a TNA belt he bought then exits*
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[RemyRed]

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Sinfeld - I mean really what's the deal with TNA lately? I mean I just watch and I am seriously bored. Not only that but there are so many low-class, grungy looking people on there, I mean just look at that Innovation guy. A lot of those people just look dirty, and gritty...

I tell ya, I cannot wait for Chet Cheesecake to go there and just clean up all the vermin there...

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Chet - That just now, was one of my best clients, Mr. Jerry Sinfeld, and as you can see, he is a formal, upper-class looking man. It was that look, that helped him elevate to the millionaire status he's in now. Don't worry Jer, I will be at TNA soon, and rest assured, everyone will be brought up to the standards of society.

Chet Cheesecake, Coming to TNA, to clean up the Intoxication.

[Azriel]

"Of Wolf and Man" hits and Azriel makes his way to the ring

Azriel: Well, my Azrielites, Splaya and I were denied the tag team titles again, thanks in part to LC. And to add insult to injury, my former friend Shaggy decides to jump me after the match. You know Shaggy, I gave you the benefit of the doubt for the longest time, but once you actually start attacking me, well then you made a terrible mistake. Remember what I told these fans long time ago what would happen if me and you were to confront each other again? I said that at the "I Quit" match, I broke your spirit, next time I would break your body. I intend to make good on that promise after I beat Innovator in the Hell in the Cell at Intoxication. Yeah, I know I said that if anyone interfered with our match, I would deny Innovator his shot, but seeing as how it was LC who caused all the trouble, I'm willing to let that slide. Plus, Innovator gave a good showing against me last night, and while I'm not that thrilled how he won, I got to give him some credit for using the distraction to his benefit. So, at Intoxication, it will be you and me Innovator in an unforgiving Hell in a Cell for the X-Division title. But there's something else. I think Innovator should put something on the table too. Here's the deal Innovator. If I retain, then you grant Splaya and me one last chance at the tag titles the next week on RAW in a ladder match. Innovator, I look forward to this journey we will undergo at Intoxication where there will be no regret, no remorse, no turning back, only a whole lot of pain. Welcome to Hell.

[Savior]

*TRO and Paul are seen backstage having some words*
TRO: Hey man whats the deal?
Paul: What nigga!?
TRO: See thats what I mean man your always pissed off.
Paul: Yeah your right dog, I-
Slim (Eating apple): Oh look at this how touching. You 2 are not being cool. And I spit in the face of people who are not cool! *Spits then runs to his car*

[Splaya]

*Burn in my light hits over the arena and the crowd begins to pop. They see Splaya enter the arena and they get even louder.*

Splaya: You see, LC. You ran out and you gave me the LCKO again. YOU COST ME AND AZRIEL TAG TEAM GOLD. But you see, the title of my theme music is called Burn in my light. And you see YOU SON OF A BITCH I am going to get my match with you. For I will win my gauntlet match and you will face me in a match. FOR YOU SEE YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU WILL BURN IN MY LIGHT. BUT YOUR NOT GOING TO WIN THIS ONE, BITCH.

Splaya drops the mic and walks out of the arena

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

*The door to Slim's locker room is shown, with voices coming from inside*

Voice 1: Slim. You are not appreciated here. Come to where you can live your dreams.

Voice 2: Hmm.

Voice 1: N... C... W.

*The door opens, and a man walks away, hiding his face*

*Slim is seen contemplating the man's words*

[Outsider]

***Outsider and Loose Cannon are seen sat in an office, Outsider has an ice pack pressed agasint a purple looking bruise on his face***

Loose Cannon: Have you considered fighting back at any stage?

Outsider: I've decided to become a pedestrian.

Loose Cannon: You mean you walk everywhere?

Outsider: No, it means I don't fight back :roll:

Loose Cannon: .........thats a pacifist :|

Outsider: Oh. So that means I can fight?

Loose Cannon Yes.

Outsider: Nice :cool:

***Loose Cannon is seen shaking his head as the camera fades to commercial***

[Loose Cannon]

RAW MATCHES FOR TOMORROW.

Rick/Scott vs Invisible/Innovator: Tag Title Match


Jackal vs LK (LK's last match for TNA)


Chet Cheesecake Interview


D-SEX and Paul vs The Cock, The Dub and Outsider.

[Shaggy]

***The End of Heartache by Killswitch Engage hits and Shaggy makes his way to the ring***

Shaggy: "Azriel you blame LC for your lost in your match. You wouldnt of won it anyway. There was no way that you could go on and win with a partner like Splaya. I carried us all that time when we were a tag team so of course when you lower your self by joining with Splaya there is definently no way that you would win. You want a match with me after the next ppv then its fine. I would say that since im to become the new VB champ that we put both of out titles on the line but you wont keep yours that long. And that leads me to my next subject. Slim you have already felt what I can do to you. I can hit the Shagg Time in no time and leave you in pain. That just means that our match will take just a few seconds for me to win. I will walk in the challenger and walk out the new VB champion. I guarantee it."

[Savior]

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DE: I know we had some problems in the past but for one night only I'll let you be a member of D-Sex
Paul: Thats cool homie it'll be like old times. I'll see ya later.

[Innovator]

http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/innovator.mp3

*Out walks Innovator, to a mixed reaction following RAW*

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Innovator: The day of reckoning is approaching Azriel. Loose Cannon interfered, trying to stop my destiny. A tainted victory thanks to LC's sorry ass. Azriel, you've granted me my title shot and now the date is set. At TNA Intoxication, you and I will become one step closer to enlightenment. At Intoxication, I am going to take back my X-title and you're going to kick my ass in the process. But you see Azriel, that is the part that I will relish, the part I enjoy the most. The Hell In The Cell...Intoxication...welcome to the terrordome Azriel.

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Innovator: This brings me to another point. It seems Money Inc. is hellbent on the Nobodies losing the tag titles. Money Inc. if you want the titles so bad, come get them! Quote Innovator, nevermore

[The Naitch]

LOL Chet Cheesecake

He should be LC's personal hairstylist

[Bazooka]

*The Nobodies theme hits*

Announcer:"Making their way to the ring, the reigning TNA tag team champions. From the land of Nowhere, the Nobodies"



Innovator:"We once again retain our tag team gold, but as usual someone had to get involved in the match. We could of won if it wasn't for that disgace of a GM, LC. Once again someone has convoluted in our buisness, it's become more predictiable than anything. Incase you haven't noticed already, we don't need anyone's help."

Invisible:"We're vulnerable in the scheme of things, it's become evident. Ever since LC started ego-tripping; we haven't had the opportunity to display ourselves as credible champions. LC, I despise you in the back and I hate your fucking guts in the ring. Stop being a pussy and face me like a man."

*HUGE POP*

*Money Inc theme hits and out comes LC with Outsider. LC and Outsider step into the ring and stare down the Nobodies. And the LC picks up his mic to speak*

LC:"Hold it just a minute. Who's calling the shots here? Are you calling the shots Invisible, I don't think so. I call the shots and you just have to sit down and listen. Innovator, if I want to get involved in a tag team contest I can. I am the owner of TNA, and I can do whatever I want, whenever I want - On Raw Is Attitude a couple nights ago, I demonstrated that. Were you that surprized with my actions, punks? Oh, and just for the record; Next Raw is Gangster you will be defending your tag team gold once again to a team I have handpicked, Evil Rick and Scary Scott. So beware, your reign as tag champs is comming to it's final climax."

*Fans chant: "Asshole, Asshole, Asshole..." towards LC*

*Outsider and LC both laugh at the tag champs, and begin to leave the ring as their theme hits*

Invisible:"Hold it right there, we're not through."

LC:"You arrogant son of a bitch, don't you ever interrupt me when my theme is playing again. You here that, what is it you were going to say, I don't have time to mingle!"

Innovator:"Since you have so much control over the tag team champions, and the titles no less. Expect the inevitable"

*Innovator and Invisible both lay out Outsider and LC with their tag titles, and leave the ring to a huge pop*

*end of segment*

(No pics; too long to load them with Trojan on computer - Soon, that'll be fixed)

[Loose Cannon]

TNA News

Unconfirmed reports say major NCW star is jumping too TNA.

Oh wait,,,,,NCW has no stars :rofl:

[SuperSlim]

Slim is seen on the titan tron much to the delight of the fans in attendance.

Slim: First off I just wanna say, Paul. You are one very weird person. Very uncool but still weird. Secondly it is also nice to have a night off. And also I must address my fans here. There is no way that your vB champion will ever jump ships to NWC. I mean NCW. I have TNA running through my blood and I will stay with TNA until the very end. I forget who those two homos were that walked into my room tryin to convince me that I'm not wanted here but to you two NCW clowns, forget it. There is only one place for Slim and that is TNA. And to my fans I just want to let you know that I may not be in action but I will be in attendance. Front row and center. But I won't be alone.

Ilt: I'll finally be out there again.

Slim: The infamous team of Ilt and Slim returns. Front row and center. And now it's time to relax until the show starts. So get ready cause it is sure to be quite a night.

Tron goes back to black as fans continue to cheer on their hero

[Savior]

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D-Sex is seen invading NCW

[Azriel]

It's the debut of TNA's webcast Chew This! with host Mitchell Hole

Hole: Welcome to the first ever edition of TNA's Chew This! Our debut guest is arguably one of the brightest superstars in this organization. He will be defending his X Division title against Innovator in a Hell in a Cell at Intoxication. Please welcome Azriel to the show.

Azriel: Thank you Mitchell, it's great to be here.

Mitchell: Okay, let's take our first caller, Jessica from Chicago, you're on TNA's Chew This! Do you have a question for Azriel.

Jessica: Oh my God, I can't believe I'm talking with Azriel. You're so hot Azriel. Uhh, oh right, my question. Why have you decided to face Innovator in a Hell in a Cell?

Azriel: The Hell in the Cell is one of the most painful structures known to man. It has shortened the career of many a wrestler. It is the ultimate torture device. Remember the epic between Nowhere Man and Invisible? That is the only suitable match I think Innovator and I can have to truly showcase our talents. We both flourish on pain, so why not go all the way? It will certainly not be a match for the weak of heart.

Mitchell: Okay Azriel, here's a follow-up question. Will you have the doors chained shut to make sure you and Innovator don't get interrupted?

Azriel: And deprive the fans of possibly seeing me throw Innovator off the cage? Hell no. I'm sure Innovator has enough respect for me that he'll tell Invisible to stay in the lockerroom, at least I hope, but as far as people like LC and Shaggy, if they want to try and start something, by all means they can try and get them some.

Mitchell: Ok, next caller?

Caller 2: (in a strange male voice) I can see you.

Azriel: Hey, I thought I had a restraining order against you. Next caller.

Mitchell: Ok, next caller is a huge TNA fan by the name of Joseph.

Joseph: Azriel, you suck. I'm 10 times the champion you will ever be.

Azriel: Wait a second, I recognize that voice and that lame excuse to trash talk me, is that you Joey?

Joey Radd: Uhh, yeah.

Azriel: Well Joey, at least I still have a job in this company so I wouldn't be saying stuff if I were you. Just shut your mouth, collect your unemployment checks, and sit on your fat ass and watch real wrestlers show the world how it's done. What's next?

Mitchell: Well, we have an e-mail from TNAfan4life who writes, Hey Azriel, now that you and Shaggy have experienced a falling out, who are you rooting for at Intoxication?

Azriel: Interesting question, seeing as how I hate both their guts. I don't really care who wins as long as both of them kick each other's ass, cause it'll be a win-win situation, but if Shaggy should happen to win and I retain, I have no problem making a match between us title for title.

Mitchell: Now, on RAW The Nobodies will face Rick and Scott for the tag team titles, who do you think should win?

Azriel: Well, I've got to give Invisible and Innovator credit, they are probably the best tag team in TNA right now. While they might not be the typical wrestlers, they definitely add prestige to those titles, and I think their match will be a piece of cake against Rick and Scott.

Mitchell: Okay, before you go, we hae one last caller. Michael, from New York, you've got last dibs.

Michael: Hey Azriel, number one Azrielite here. How long before you become World Champion?

Azriel: I don't know Michael, to be honest with you, because we don't know what will happen within the next weeks, months, or years. That's the beauty of being a part of this business. One week, you're the Xtreme champion, next week you could be fighting for the World title, and in another month you could be jerking the curtain on Sunday Night Jobber. I will tell you this though, and listen closely Azrielites, I will be World Champ one of these days. I can't say when, but I guarantee you all you'll be seeing me with that title around my waist, because I am one of the best damn wrestlers in this business today. I may not have any colorful catchphrases like The Cock, but at least I know I can kick his ass and practically everyone else's on this roster. You heard Innovator say it himself. Even though he's sure he can beat me, he knows that I will still kick his ass. I am a man to be feared in this organization and I am determined to be the best. Those are the two things that will help me win the World Title.

[MVP]

Commercial Airs during RAW

Tune in to Sunday Night Jobber this week...


MVP will step into the ring in a $lobber Knocker Match


<MARQUEE scroll="right">All the Sunday Night Jobbers will face MVP one on one</MARQUEE>

[Loose Cannon]

lol at D-SEX Invasion. Little soon though

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

*A commercial plays*

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[Azriel]

Traitor :lol:

[SuperSlim]

The champ with an unexpected appearance.

Slim: Yo. The champ is here.

fans cheer

Slim: I said THE CHAMP IS HERE!

fans erupt

Slim: Well I decided to come out here cause now I feel like runnin my mouth. I'm sure that you all won't mind.

Well first let me discuss my challenger for my vB title. Shaggy. And matter of fact let's include Azriel in this. It seems as though Azriel really has his hopes set on Shaggy winnin my vB title. On winin the match. I just wanna know why does Azriel think so highly of Shaggy? Why does he think Shaggy can really pull it off? I mean we have a better chance of the Office Plant toppin the Cock at a Forum Mania for the world title then Shaggy topping me for my vB title. In other words Shaggy, you have no chance of winnin this thing. And Azriel keep dreamin about your title vs. title match cause that just aint happenin.

On to other things, since I did mention the World title I guess it is only appropriate that I continue to talk about that. You see Slim has been held down for so long and it does seem like the time is ripe for me to finally hold the belt that has my name on it. The belt that has been callin on me ever since I came back to TNA. That world title will be mine. And Cock, I will wait no matter how long it takes for my title shot but it better be sooner than later.

Since I'm speakin on title shots that brings me to my next topic. Paul. This guy has got to be high. I mena he thinks so highly of himself. He really truly believes that he is really somethin. He is actually believing his own hype. I mean man listenin to his rhymes lately remind me of a scratched up CD that can't play through a song. It sucks and needs to be tossed in the trash. Paul you are well overplayed. When I see you I see a one hit wonder. You had your moment in the sun and now you tryin to stay there to long and you suck. If I had to coin any one hit wonder with you it would be Milli Vanilli. Made one song and thought you were stars. Turns out you had no talent at all and it wasn't until later that everyone found out and was ready to boo you out the building. So Paul your time is coming.

Woo, I'm gettin a little tired here. Hey there baby, that seat taken?

*Slim takes seat next to some hot chick

Slim: So what you think so far?

HC: Well. It was rather interesting what you ahd to say about the title and that thing with Paul. That was some good stuff but ummm I do have a question for ya.

Slim: No we can't do it after the show.

HC: :$ Ummm can I ask another one?

Slim: Sure.

HC: TRO. What about him?

Slim: Well I really don't know. I mean he was the one that brought me back into the biz. We originally was gonna do some major stuff here but that all fell apart. Then I wound up with Rick and became tag champs. All the time nothin was really goin on tween me and TRO. And now he is doin this D-SEX thing with DE again and me? Well I have my Ilt with me but ya know. When someone asks ya to come back you usually partner up with him. Not leave him on his own. I mean I don't have heat for the guy but I really don't know where I stand with him either. I mean I am having my success, the vB title, tag champ. And he's having his success as well. I wish the best for him. Anything else?

HC: Money Inc.

Slim: Quite a touchy thing there. You see as far as LC goes, I don't have too much of a beef with him. Some of his practices may not be liked bymany but business is business. Outsider? That is somethnig else. Makes me remember other times in my career. A time that I hated. A time that I never want to go back to. And I thought I left him there but now he comes back here. It more than sucks. I could go on and on about him but I won't. One last question.

HC: Splaya. Your opinion of him.

Slim: Well Splaya is Splaya. He tries way way too hard to sound tough. He tries and tries and no matter how hard he tries he stays at the same place that he is. I mean at least now he is startin to get noticed but I still don't see him makin it anywhere. What he needs to do is layback and chill. Relax and enjoy the finer things in life. Maybe then he can make it somewhere. And since I spent all this time with you I'm sure you wouldn't object to spendin some time with me right?

HC: Got that right.

Slim: Well come on then.

Slim and hot chick leave the ring area and head for the back to end the segment.

[Azriel]

ooc: Gee, Ilt must be pretty open-minded, huh Slim? :lol:

[SuperSlim]

well ... :naughty:

[Savior]

Paul: The champ is here? first he tries to steal the cocks gimmick now he tries to steal mine?.....Milli Vinalli man that faggot they didn't even make a song or sing it none the less that kid has to get his facts strait

[The Naitch]

^^^ lol

[The Naitch]

Superslim should rp as Milli Vinilli

[MVP]

Welcome to...

Sunday Night Jobber

http://www.bsww.de/wrestler/bios/Viscera.jpg

Brought to you by the Viscera World Order

Roach: "Good evening folks and welcome to our biggest Sunday Night Jobber ever. Tonight is TNA's first ever Slobber Knocker match. MVP will be up against EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY NIGHT JOBBER ONE ON ONE."

Prince: "Man Roach I am nothing but impressed by the performance MVP put on last week. Our 5 fans were on the edge of their seats, our ratings went through the roof at 1.2 with a 1.4 share. MVP is putting the butts in the seats."

$$Here comes the Money$$ plays and out comes Mr. Marcus.

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Mr. Marcus enters the ring with a mic in hand. Huge heat from the crowd.

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Marcus: "Last week I told your favorite jobber, MVP, that he had to pay for his bad behavior on MY show; so tonight he is going to compete in a $lobber Knocker match against every single jobber in that lcoker room. MVP thinks he deserves to go back to RAW?! He has to get through me first."

Fire on Highinterrupts Mr. Marcus. MVP HEADS TO THE RING. THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY.

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MVP grabs a mic. The arena is chanting M V P...M V P

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MVP: "For one Marcus this is not YOUR show. This is SUNDAY NIGHT M V P! And second, I can go back to RAW whenever I please. On Friday I beat the living piss out of LC and Outsider, and you and Cock Lover ran like the little panzies you both are. The fact of the matter is, MVP is here for ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the MVPeons who are loyal through thick and thin even if it's wrestling in this funeral parlor. I'll take whatever you got Marcus.

Oh...and by the way, you might want to try 'Just For Men' POPS!"

The fans are still going nuts. Marcus takes the mic.

Marcus: "Keep disrespecting me and the rest of Money Inc. MVP, and you'll be grifting tickets outside this funeral parlor.

Oh...and by the way, your match is next, assclown!"

Huge heat for Mr. Marcus who leaves the ring and sits at the commentary table.

Roach: "Mr. Marcus has joined us at commentary for this match."
Marcus: "MVP is a jobbing machine. Tonight he's going to be embarassed in front of all his MVPeons."
Prince: "I'm an MVPeon for life."
Roach: "We're just about to get underway. The rules of the slobber knocker are as follows:

MVP will face every Sunday Night Jobber in a singles match. If MVP get s a pin, he will face the next challenger. Once MVP has pinned every challenger he wins the match. If MVP gets pinned, the match is over, and MVP loses."

Marcus: "Here comes MVP's first challenger."

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IT'S CAPTAIN AMERICA

Capt. runs into the ring and charges at MVP. Capt. gets some right hands in and suplexes MVP. Capt. lifts up MVP and tries to give him a German Suplex, but MVP does a back flip, and gives the Capt. a RATINGS SPIKE!

MVP with the cover 1..2...3! ONE DOWN

Next challenger...IT'S OBL

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MVP gives OBL a dropkick which sends him flying out of the ring. OBL gets back in the ring and tries to hit the Manhattan Drop, BUT MVP COUNTERS INTO THE WALLS.

OBL TAPS! TWO DOWN

Next Challenger...HOOT N' TOOT GUERRERA

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Hoot N' Toot enters the ring and climbs the turnbuckle, but struggles to stand up because he's high and hammered. Hoot N' Toot falls off the top turnbuckle. MVP catches Hooty and gives him a RATINGS SPIKE.

MVP covers with one foot 1..2...3 THREE DOWN!

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MVP tries to get the smell of rum out of the ring by waving a giant hanky.

Marcus: "How disrespectful!"

Next challenger...OCK DRESNAR

Ock's theme plays for a minute, but he's nowhere to be found.

Roach: "It seems the rumors are true. Ock Dresnar has left TNA for the NFL. Looks like MVP wins by default."

Next challenger...GIANT SANCHEZ

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Giant Sanchez heads to the ring. Trips on his way up the stairs, but manages to get in. MVP flies off the top rope and delivers a giant dropkick. Sanchez flails his arms around, and falls to the ground after MVP does a corkscrew splash. MVP locks in THE WALLS

SANCHEZ TAPS! FIVE DOWN

Next Challenger...SCARY SCOTT

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Scary Scott tries to fling itching powder at MVP, but MVP ducks and low blows Scott. Scott falls to his knees and MVP locks Scott in The Walls.

SCOTT TAPS! SIX DOWN

Marcus: "What an underhanded maneuver!!"

Next challenger...THE OFFICE PLANT

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MVP is dumbfounded. The Office Plant is placed in the ring. MVP tries to break the plant, but cuts himself on a thorn. MVP gets pissed and kicks the foundation out from under the plant.

MVP covers the Office Plant 1...2...3! SEVEN DOWN

A man wearing a Green Peace hat jumps the rail and attacks MVP. MVP punches him and security takes him out of the building.

Next challenger...JUST JOE STALIN

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Stalin enters the ring, but is stopped by the referee who pads him down. The ref pulls out a bottle of Cyanide.

STALIN IS DQED! EIGHT DOWN

Next challenger...STING FAN

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Sting Fan sprints into the ring and runs after MVP, but MVP grabs him gives him a RATINGS SPIKE!

MVP with the cover 1...2...3! NINE DOWN

Final Challenger...IT'S A MASKED MAN

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Roach: "Who is THAT?"
Prince: "Hell if I know."
Marcus: :naughty:
MVP: :wtf:

The Masked Man gets in the ring and tackles MVP. Masked Man trys to lock MVP in THE WALLS, but MVP counters with his legs and flings the Masked Man right into the ref.

Roach: "OH NO THE REF IS DOWN"

MVP tries to recupirate the ref, but the Masked Man PULLS OUT A LEAD PIPE AND ATTACKS MVP

MVP CLUTCHES AT HIS LEGS IN PAIN.

MASKED MAN COVERS MVP AND MR. MARCUS RUNS INTO THE RING AND MAKES THE COUNT

1...2...3!

Roach: "GODDAMN MVP JUST GOT SCREWED. DAMN THAT MR. MARCUS

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Marcus: "I told you MVP. Didn't I tell you?! You will never be anything in TNA. You can't even defeat the Sunday Night Jobbers. And to think we once wanted you to join Money Inc. What a joke!"

Marcus leaves the ring. EMTS rush to the ring and put MVP on a stretcher and get him out of the arena.

The fans just look on in horror and hope MVP is all right.

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53% of the fans sent MVP "Get Well Soon" cards.

[Azriel]

ooc: Good Stuff MVP, except I had Ock become paralysed :|

[Innovator]

ooc: ahahahahaha at the green peace guy

[The Naitch]

ooc: that was gold MVP

[Azriel]

ooc: And just who WAS that masked man? My bets are on The Cock.

[Savior]

The plant suffers its first loss.

[The Naitch]

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*The fans get on their feet*


DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKING?!

*Drop It Like It's Hot hits as The Cock makes his return to a TNA ring after 2 long weeks of selling out to attend award shows and premieres*

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FINALLY

THE COCK

HAS COME BACK



HOME!

*The Los Angeles fans erupt with Cocky Chants*

Cock: Of course The Cock is back. The Cock is here. The Cock is LIVE in the heart of HOLLYCOCK!

*Fans chant Cocky one more time*

Cock: Now, The Cock has been busy, but he took the time to make it here. Because The Cock has a bunch of genital warts to deal with. The first is TNA's certified Cock Wannabe #2, behind The Roach, and his name is...

SUPERSLIM!

*fans boo*

Slim. You wanna mention my name whenever you open your mouth! WHATSSUPWITDAT!!!!!! *Fans pop* You wanna pretend that you KNOW ME! You wanna pretend that you actually have a chance at going one on one with The Caption One! EGH EGH! Buddy, take a number, get in line, because you ain't gonna get a shot at The Cock's TNA Championship in a long time, so know your role, shut your mouth, grab your little whore ilt_undertaker and stick her straight up your candy ass, you sanctamonius son of a bitch!

*FANS POP HUGE FOR COCK*

Now, onto another roody poo candy ass by the name of THE RAVISHING ONE!*Fans pop* Buddy, do exactly what I told slim, and that's grab a number, get in line, except take your boyfriend Homo Electric with you and proceed to stick him straight up YOUR candy ass!

*COCKY COCKY COCKY COCKY*

Now, onto The Cock's personal landscaper. JOEY RADD! *Fans pop for The Raddical One* Listen here you inbred piece of Ohio Trailer Park Trash! *Fans pop for Cock* You wanna come back to TNA huh? You wanna take a break from cleaning The Cock's poolhouse to challenge for The Cock's TNA Championship! EGH EGH! Radd, my man, you did an awesome job planting flowers in my backyard, you should stick to that and that only! But as for as The Cock's TNA Title.....

DENIED!

*Fans pop for the heel*

Now, onto The Cock's challenger at Intoxication....Paul THE DUNCE Carrington!

*Fans pop for Paul*

Pauly, The Cock has a surprise just for you. So know your role, shut your mouth, and listen...SHHH! Listen.....

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*Local Beat Box extraordinaire "Flava Dave" comes out and gives The Cock a beat to a huge pop from the LA fans*



Cock:

yo yo

Now I'm so high
I'm so fly
My gears on deck
My beard ain't grown yet
I'm so on point
I'm so on one
This is how we do it here Cock-a-fornia!

*fans pop*

Paul's delusional, he smokes the rock
At Intoxication, I'll turn him into an accordion...he'll be able to suck his own cock!

*Fans pop huge*

I got 5 fingers, this ain't no riddle
Why the only one showing is the one in the middle!
Paul's not gangster, he's just tame
Savior, Sting Fan, The Playa, you're all the same
Because y'all just jobbers 4 life
If this was a gay marriage, I'm the husband, you're my damn wife!

*Fans pop*

So Pauly want a cracker? That's what you are...a cracker, you ain't black
You want my TNA Title, go ahead, take it, but I'm gonna shove it up your ass crack!

WERD LIFE!

IF YA SMELLLLLLLL

WHAT THE COCK

IS COOKING!!!!!!

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[MVP]

ooc: Good Stuff MVP, except I had Ock become paralysed :|Crap :$

[The Naitch]

The plant suffers its first loss.

:mad: :nono:

[Savior]

:lol: The caption one.

[Savior]

*Edited form Cocks promo for obvious reasons*
Cock:
Yo I got more backstage pull then that punk ass rapper
I got Loose Cannon to hire niggas and fire crackers
Cuz I make more money then P diddy or Carlos Santana
At Intoxication I'ma hit "The Wall" like I'm princess Diana

[Azriel]

Heh. Just wanted to note a case of art imitating life, Jericho was just on Heat :lol: