Rate The Wrestler - Day 108 - Ultimate Warrior

[Funky Fly]

Hey yo. Some people must not know their wrestling because King Kong Bundy scored a measly 70 yesterday.

Today, we have the leader of the One Warrior Nation. His World Title belt had blue leather and he wore crazy make up. He also tagged wth Sting a long time ago. Oh yeah, he's also fucking crazy. He is Warrior.

Day 1: Bret Hart (96)
Day 2: Chris Jericho (91)
Day 3: Rob Van Dam (78)
Day 4: Diamond Dallas Page (80)
Day 5: Low Ki (73)
Day 6: A.J Styles (89)
Day 7: Rey Mysterio Jr. (81)
Day 8: Owen Hart (95)
Day 9: Ultimo Dragon (84)
Day 10: Raven (87)
Day 11: "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith (84)
Day 12: The Hurricane (76)
Day 13: Brian Pillman (92)
Day 14: John Bradshaw Layfield (46)
Day 15: Taz (82)
Day 16: Bob "Hardcore" Holly (34)
Day 17: Christian (83)
Day 18: Ric Flair (87)
Day 19: Jeff Jarrett (65)
Day 20: Shawn Michaels (92)
Day 21: Ricky "Dragon" Steamboat (90)
Day 22: Kevin Nash (61)
Day 23: Jushin Lyger (88)
Day 24: Brock Lesnar (78)
Day 25: Sting (91)
Day 26: Lex Luger (55)
Day 27: Curt "Mr. Perfect" Henning (91)
Day 28: Andre The Giant (80)
Day 29: Vader (78)
Day 30: Jim "The Anvil" Niedhart (66)
Day 31: Scott Hall (83)
Day 32: Big Vito (60)
Day 33: Hollywood Hulk Hogan (82)
Day 34: Jerry Lynn (83)
Day 35: Kurt Angle (96)
Day 36: Mick Foley (88)
Day 37: Steve Corino (73)
Day 38: Randy Orton (82)
Day 39: Kane (84)
Day 40: John Cena (77)
Day 41: Doink The Clown (78)
Day 42: Arn Anderson (92)
Day 43: Alex Wright (73)
Day 44: Chris Benoit (88)
Day 45: Jamie Noble (73)
Day 46: Harley Race (88)
Day 47: Sean O'Haire (76)
Day 48: Kanyon (83)
Day 49: Triple H (81)
Day 50: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (93)
Day 51: The Rock (92)
Day 52: Val Venis (75)
Day 53: Booker T (84)
Day 54: Eddie Guerrero (91)
Day 55: Sean "X-Pac" Waltman (60)
Day 56: William Regal (89)
Day 57: "Macho Man" Randy Savage (91)
Day 58: The Undertaker (88)
Day:59: Ted DeBiase (95)
Day 60: Jake Roberts (88)
Day 61: "Phycho" Sid Vicious (51)
Day 62: Lance Storm (85)
Day 63: Petey Williams (79)
Day 64: Al Snow (81)
Day 65: Jeff Hardy (69)
Day 66: Bill Goldberg (64)
Day 67: Matt Hardy V.1 (82)
Day 68: "American Dragon" Brian Danielson (84)
Day 69: CM Punk (82)
Day 70: Hayabusa (87)
Day 71: Buff Bagwell (56)
Day 72: "The Dynamite Kid" Tom Billington (90)
Day 73: Edge (79)
Day 74: IRS (82)
Day 75: Haku (64)
Day 76: Lenny Lane (73)
Day 77: "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels (91)
Day 78: Marc Mero (77)
Day 79: Big Show (82)
Day 80: Biily Kidman (75)
Day 81: Barry Horowitz (68)
Day 82: Brooklyn Brawler (66)
Day 83: "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka (74)
Day 84: Disco Inferno: (77)
Day 85: "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (92)
Day 86: Rhyno (84)
Day 87: Batista (80)
Day 88: Terry Funk (88)
Day 89: Shane Douglas (85)
Day 90: Rene Dupree (77)
Day 91: Chris Sabin (81)
Day 92: Tajiri (88)
Day 93: "Ravishing" Rick Rude (94)
Day 94: Tatanka (83)
Day 95: Gobbledy Gooker (47)
Day 96: The Sandman (71)
Day 97: 2 Cold Scorpio (89)
Day 98: Mike Awesome (75)
Day 99: Dean Malenko (88)
Day 100: Bob Backlund (90)
Day 101: Marty Janetty (78)
Day 102: Juventud Guerrera (83)
Day 103: LA Park(a) (85)
Day 104: Greg "The Hammer" Valentine (81)
Day 105: The Honky Tonk Man (83)
Day 106: Viscera (42)
Day 107: King Kong Bundy (70)

Current Top 10 Leaderboard
T-1st Bret Hart (96)
T-1st Kurt Angle (96)
T-3rd Owen Hart (95)
T-3rd Ted DeBiase (95)
5th "Ravishing" Rick Rude (94)
6th "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (93)
T-7th Brian Pillman (92)
T-7th Shawn Michaels (92)
T-7th Arn Anderson (92)
T-7th The Rock (92)
T-7th "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (92)

[Funky Fly]

Ring ability: 6.5 (did he have any moves besidesthe Gorilla Press and the Splash?)
Ring presence: 10
Overness: 9
Work rate: 10
Politics: 1
Personal Bias: 6.5
Charisma: 8.5
Mic skill: 9 (just for his ridiculous Warrior-speak)
Overall rank: 7.7

[samichna]

10 because i <3 him

[Triple A]

10

[Triple A]

WHOOO

[samichna]

I bet Funky deletes that post. :roll:

And this one too.

[Funky Fly]

Nah, you guys are above the law when I am around.

[Gone Mad]

In Warrior-speak if I may.... gonMad feeds off midnight lights, girafee turnbuckle corrupts banana republicians C-Span. Gramatical error Warrior not known of turd burgaler. One ogaly burd.

In other words.. 8.5 cuz he crazy! **runs in and out of house like a maniac**

[Innovator]

to balance Trips's score, 7

[Lara Emily]

6 and that;s mostly because the guy is so fucking insane I love to hear him talk. He needs to write a book

[HeartBreakMan2k]

7

[Funky Fly]

6 and that;s mostly because the guy is so fucking insane I love to hear him talk. He needs to write a book
You know that if he did, it would be in 10 volumes.

[KingofOldSchool]

6

[KingofOldSchool]

I want to hear the Warrior's position on breast implants...oh and steriods too. :shifty:

[Bad Company]

10

[Lara Emily]

You know that if he did, it would be in 10 volumes.


I'd buy it the guy is comedy on legs

[DaveWadding]

8, only that high because I used to mark like a little bitch for him.

[Corkscrewed]

7.4

Not much of a wrestler, but a great showman during an era when that was all that mattered. Definitely an top name at the peak of his career, which you can't say for everyone. Too bad he's insane now.

[123 kid]

7.8

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>7</font>

[Sephiroth]

8.0

[SuperSlim]

9

[samichna]

Nah, you guys are above the law when I am around.

You know it.

[Triple A]

10

[samichna]

9.5

[MVP]

9 because I was a Warrior mark, and he was a great entertainer for his brief tenure.

This is not including his WCW run.

[Funky Fly]

I am seriously going to count those double votes.

[spunkynut]

9 oooh yeah

[Azriel]

9, if only for the total mark-out match that was Wrestlemania 6.

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

9.5

[McLegend]

8.5

[Danny Electric]

9

[V]

9

[Bigg Mike]

10
He was my favorite wrestler growing up.
I had an Ultimate Warrior themed birthday party and ultimate warrior cake when I was 6 years old.
Yea, bitches you know you're jealous.
I had the talking Ultimate Warrior doll, where all he really said was "I am the ultimate warrior!", the Warrior wrestling buddy, his hasbro figures, his Jakks figures, Warrior pajamas and bed sheets, Warrior face paint, warrior wrist bands (Just like the ones paap shango stole from him!).
Yeah, I was the Ultimate, Warrior fan.

[FakeLaser]

6

His existance did lead to the funniest Mean Gene moment of all time.

GENTLEMAN AS YOU KNOW, THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR... (sign falls down)... FUCK IT!

[Mayo]

7.5

[Blue Demon]

7.5

[Blue Demon]

I swear I didn't copy Mayo's

[blueskies]

8

[John la Rock]

9

He originally got 8 but he gets + 1 for winning the title at Wrestlemania VI at Skydome.

He was by far the coolest looking wrestler they ever had

[Yashamaga]

10

[Loose Cannon]

My god, I was a HUGE HUGE HUGE mark for the guy as a kid. My favorite wrestler until Bret came along as a babyface.

8.7

[Eunos]

5.5.. He was ok. Nothing special.

I prefered Hulk Hogan as a kid.

[PorkSoda]

8.5. I really liked the dude. I take after him nowadays and do a full sprint everywhere I go. Last week, I went to church and I ran in and sprinted towards the pews, I stood up on the benches, started posing and started shaking people back and forth because there were no ropes to shake.

[Sickboy]

7

because I was big fan of his as a kid, later I've come to realise he wasn't really good.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd buy it the guy is comedy on legs

Funny you should say that. A couple years ago this guy started a league with a bunch of people where we made up a promotion name and drafted a bunch of wrestlers. We would write up shows using our talent, and he would then decide what kind of ratings the shows would receive. Anyway, I drafted the Warrior and started using him as a stand up comedian who sucked. He'd go around cracking one liners, and if people didn't laugh, he'd go apeshit on them. Eventually, people got scared and started laughing at his unfunny jokes.

[Arashi Kage]

10 - because he was my favorite when I was a kid.
-1 - for his political views and lack of respect towards wrestling

= 9

[Yashamaga]

Funny you should say that. A couple years ago this guy started a league with a bunch of people where we made up a promotion name and drafted a bunch of wrestlers. We would write up shows using our talent, and he would then decide what kind of ratings the shows would receive. Anyway, I drafted the Warrior and started using him as a stand up comedian who sucked. He'd go around cracking one liners, and if people didn't laugh, he'd go apeshit on them. Eventually, people got scared and started laughing at his unfunny jokes.

lol what the hell

[Anybody Thrilla]

lol what the hell

Hehe, it was funny, trust me. Imagine it like this...

WARRIOR: Why, though he knew he would encounter the vicious winds of Pythona and be forced to press on against the force of a thousand souls tortured since the days of Neanderthals, did the chicken cross the road?

RANDOM WRESTLER: :wtf:

WARRIOR: Give up? It's because, through a travesty immeasurable with modern methods of technology, it was only possible for him to acheive true bliss whilst standing on the other side of the road. Get it?

RANDOM WRESTLER: Um....no?

(Warrior grabs him by the collar, screaming in his face)

WARRIOR: IT'S HILARIOUS, ISN'T IT!?!?!

RANDOM WRESTLER: Uhhhh...yeah! Hilarious! Please let me go :'(

[The Answer]

10 he was great.I mean remember when Papa Shango put that so called curse on him and he started puking :y: Im never going to forget that

[The Fugitive]

8.2

[Tazz Dan]

10

[thecc]

9.3

[Monster Thickburger]

6

[KayfabeMan]

9

I don't have time to explain all the reasons I gave him a 9 right now, but nonetheless, I give the man a 9. Now I must go change all of my cards from Merry Christmas to just Happy Holidays :shifty: