SMACKDOWN! Captions: 12/09/04 !

[Gone Mad]

Hey yo! Here are your captions, now make with the funny!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/01.jpg
Haas never saw that vase coming...
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/02.jpg
Hiroko: RANDOM PAC-MAN... no, wait.. that's just heartburn... OWW!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/03.jpg
Rey: Hey, I think we won..
RVD: Yup... hey, where are we...hehe?..
Rey: You're fucked up, man... like ...yeah..
RVD: ... YYYeahh.. cuz we smoked pot, shit! **looks at belt* What the hell is this?!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/04.jpg
Why the Bashems decided to spontaniously decided to take Taker's temperature the hard way.. well, I don't think anyone wants to know..
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/05.jpg
Funaki loved hugging Herman the Human Carpet!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/06.jpg
Ref: Get off my plane!
Carlito: Um, what?!
Jesus: Hey, look.. I'm eating Carlito's head!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/07.jpg
Eddie: If I could move my hand like this, I would never leave the house.. hey! I can! ...Now if you excuse me.. TAXI!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/08.jpg
Big Show: Oh, god.. that's Chyna's ass!
Luther: AHHHHH!!!! Now it's X-Pac's!!!! AHHHH!!!
Jindrak: For the love of Foley, rewind it! ..I mean, turn it off.. yeah ... :shifty:
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/09.jpg
Angle: METAL KIT-KAT BAR ATTACK!!
JR: BAWGAWD! BREAKMEOFFAPIECEOFTHATNeARLYTORNINHALF!!
Cole: Leave already! Damn it!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/10.jpg
Bradshaw: **whisperwhisper..HOMO (points at Taker)..whisperwhisper**
Undertaker: ... :'(
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/11.jpg
Taker (pulls up Bradshaw): You're not Paris Hilton...
JBL: ... that's the end of my push, isn't it?

[Xero]

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/01.jpg
Haas: Ugh... Where am I? What hap... Oh no... What did we do!?
Jackie: .......
Dawn: ......
Haas: OH SHIT! YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRETE, DIDN'T YOU!?
Dawn: ......
Haas: I SWEAR! IT WAS ONE TIME! I WAS DRUNK AND RICO WAS SO HOT TO ME... OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/02.jpg
Cole: Why is she covering her chest!? What's there to cover!?
Tazz: ... When was the last time you were with a woman?
Cole: Define "last time"...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/03.jpg
RVD: YEAH! WOO! WE DID IT! WOOO!
Rey: Ughaboogacheechacoo...
RVD: What the... Did you get into my brownies again!?
Rey: No dude... I didn't... I swear... Now get that pink elephant off my back.
RVD: I have GOT to stop taking drugs if I act like THAT...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/04.jpg
JBL: ASS RAPE!
Undertaker: NOOOOOOOOO!
Danny: :shifty:

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/05.jpg
Best... Mohawk... Ever...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/06.jpg
Carlito: What do you mean I'm out of here!?
Ref: GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!
Jesus (In a loud obnoxious voice): I THINK HE WANTS YOU TO GET OUT OF THE ARENA SO CHARLIE CAN BEAT ME!
Carlito: .... God I hate you...
Vince: :mad:

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/07.jpg
Eddie: *Tick, tick tick* What? *Tick tick tick* Why am I twitching? *Tick, tick, tick tick* DAMN IT VINCE, STOP IT!
Vince (With remote control in hand): This brain stimulator is fun! *BUZZ*

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/08.jpg
Big Show: OH MY GOD!
Luther: AHHHHHH!
Ric: Which way is it flicking NOW!?
Big Show and Luther: AHHHHHHH!
Vince: Who gave Ric the Viagra again!?

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/09.jpg
*BANG*
Kurt: Better?
Show: I think so... *Gets up* *CLICK* No, no, definitely worse...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/10.jpg
JBL: I think he has a boner...
Doug: What?
JBL: I think he has a boner...
Doug: What!? I can't hear you!
JBL: TAKER HAS A BONER DAMN IT! Oops!
Taker: *Looks down* :$ :shifty:

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/11.jpg
Taker: You want to see a boner!?
JBL: What!?
Taker: :shifty: *Zip*
JBL: NOOOO - *BLUB*

[Nervous Ferret]

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/01.jpg
Miss Jackie and Dawn Marie's staring contest really inspired Charlie to try one handed wanking.
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/02.jpg
Hiroko: So thats what happened to the "Jews"?
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/03.jpg
Rey's face turned orange due to Rob's body odor.
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/04.jpg
Taker: You are gunna trade Pikachu for Charmander!!! And you will like it!!!
JBL: Never!!!! Charmander is soooooooo cute.
Taker: [strengthens grip.]
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/05.jpg
Funaki was excited that his human chia pet project actually worked.
The ref however http://tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/no.gif
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/06.jpg
Ref: It's the border patrol!!!
Carlito and Jesus: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/07.jpg
Eddie: Yup its a gray hair.
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/08.jpg
The result of a Mark Jindrak sex change.
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/09.jpg
Kurt and Big Show tried real hard to open their M and M amazing bar... but all they did was give Luther diareeah.
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/10.jpg
JBL: Were not letting that weird kid into our 4 square game.
Bashams: How can we play 4 square with 3 kids?
JBL: Fine. But he has got to stop staring like that.
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/11.jpg
Taker: That Pikachu was a fake wasn't it?
JBL: I know nothing of the sort.
Taker: [strengthens grip.]

[Thriller]

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/06.jpg

Jesus was shocked to find out that Santa Claus was really Carlito

[Vastardikai]

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/01.jpg

After an intense staredown, Charlie the groper struck again...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/02.jpg

4 out of 5 Asian women in their underwear agree: Watching Triple H act is the funniest thing they have ever seen.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/03.jpg

Cole: Team REyN and STIMPYvd won the tag team titles!

REyN: Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/04.jpg

JBL couldn't watch as Danny Basham was about to do a literal interpretation of Tool's Stinkfist.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/05.jpg

Funaki: Save me, Ref! Bob's coming and I haven't paid my dues!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/06.jpg

Ref: Don't make Bob Holly come out of there!

Carlito and Jesus run away screaming.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/07.jpg

Eddie: WHY CAN'T WE NOT BE SOBER?!...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/08.jpg

2 out of 3 Hosses agree: Triple H should NOT act...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/09.jpg

Angle and Luther agree: Big show should NOT have sent them "A Night in China" for Christmas.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/10.jpg

Undertaker wasn't very happy when the Bashams and JBL started imitating the Bod commercial.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/11.jpg

Taker: What did you say?

JBL: I want your Bo... I mean, Sig Heil!

Taker: Oh, ok, you can keep the WWE Title 6 more months, then...

Fans: :rant: :foc: :n: :mad: :nono:

[Savio]

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/09.jpg
Led zepplin: And he's building a stairway to hevan
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/06.jpg
Ref: I tod you this is not a mexican Restuarant!
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/11.jpg
JBL: father?
Taker :?:

[Innovator]

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/01.jpg

Charlie: Dude I have to ref a match against these two...screw this *knocks himself out*

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/02.jpg

Hiroko: THATS what I look like without makeup?!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/04.jpg

Danny: HERE COMES THE PAIN AHAHAHAHAHA
Doug: Thats not Brock Danny, thats Undertaker...
Danny: Shit...there goes my push

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/05.jpg

The ref couldn't break it to Funaki that his "title" match would be against HHH

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/06.jpg

When Taco Bell ran out of refried beans, needless to say Carlito and Jesus didn't take it too well

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/08.jpg

*the sound heard 2 seconds before this picture was taken*
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Jorgha]

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/01.jpg
You're right, his hair is silky smooth.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/02.jpg
Everyone could see she was distraught after finding out the part of Mulan was taken.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/03.jpg
You must be as tall as RVD's arm pit to hold a belt.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/04.jpg
The Bashem brothers practice their pick pocket skills for when they are cut from the WWE.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/05.jpg
Proof that bald mens heads can be used as a static ball.
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/06.jpg
Both the ref and Jesus had enough of Carlito and his non-regulation afro.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/07.jpg
No one told Eddie that shadow puppets loose their appeal when you have to explain them.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/08.jpg
Paul White realizes after watching One Night in China that Shawn Waltman should be knows as the "Big Show"

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/09.jpg
Show: Gee Kurt, I didn't know you used to be a chiropractor.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/10.jpg
JBL: No, Dude. You tell him his zipper is down...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/11.jpg
Bow down before the one you serve, You're gonna get what you deserve... (the obvious Nine Inch Nails reference)

[Corkscrewed]

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/01.jpg
After seventy three hours, Charlie had to admit defeat in the Ultimate Staring Contest when his headache became too much to bear.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/02.jpg
Even in her extreme horror, Hiroko had to admit. Hunter shot a huge load.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/03.jpg
Rey and RVD's victory was marred by Rey accidentally falling into quicksand...

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/04.jpg
It was certainly the worst choreographed dance number ever.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/05.jpg
Vince: "I should really stop sending my wrestlers to Dr. Jho..."

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/06.jpg
Ref: "You get outta here!!!"
CCC: "Das not cool."
Jesus: "My... sub...!!!"

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/07.jpg
Eddie shows off his... uh... fingering skills.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/08.jpg
The guys didn't react well when they saw Viscera parading in wearing a thong.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/09.jpg
It was Rhyno's most daring prank yet!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/10.jpg
JBL: "Point to his knees."
Eddie: :nono:

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/11.jpg
JBL: "I wanted to make that anti-Arabian joke, but Ivory beat me to it!!!"
Taker: "Too bad. Your push is over."

[Mr. Nerfect]

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/01.jpg

Dawn & Jackie shot energy beams out of their eyes into the mind of Charlie Haas. The invasion had begun...:shifty:

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/02.jpg

Vince McMahon: Damn Funaki's hot. Give him a push.

Dave Lagana: But that's not Funaki, sir...

*Funaki interupts*

Funaki: Thank you, Mr. McMahon!

*Funaki puts his hand over Lagana's motuh and slowly walks him out of the room behind an oblivious Vince.*

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/03.jpg

Rey: Ah! Ah! Achoo!

RVD: Shit, man! Now Triple H will know your not a mindless robotic automaton incapable of human acts.

*Rey & RVD look at belts, then start running.*

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/04.jpg

The Bashams couldn't save JBL from his fate. Rhyno had debuted.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/05.jpg

Funaki: Damn, I'm glad Vince is half-blind.

OR

Funaki's new "#1 Man of Electricity!" gimmcik didn't get over as thought. Especially when Jimmy Cordares didn't fry and sizzle when Funaki hit his new "Neutron Reaction" finishing move (a modified bear hug).

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/06.jpg

Charcore Holly: I broke your arm so you could pay your dues!

*Jesus looks behind him and sees a mna who looks like Hardcore in the crowd.*

Jesus: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/07.jpg

Eddie Guerrero began his metamorphasis as his hand slowly transformed into a talon. The Gobbeldy Gooker 2005 was coming closer to debuting.

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/08.jpg

Nothing could prepare these three hosses for the debut of..........BIG ZYLLA! [/Cheap NCW Plug]

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/09.jpg

Luther Reigns: *Evil Snicker*

The Big Show: That's not...JIM BEAM!

Announcer: I can't believe this! Tonight we're witnessing a man who's staying true! (Australian fans should get this)

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/10.jpg

JBL: Try getting him out of the ring, Danny.

Danny: Are you stupid? He's got a f*cking shotgun!

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/120904/images/11.jpg

The Undertaker's next feud was against God, and was commenced when The Almighty One cost Undertaker the match for tearing Jesus' groin, then burying him (preventing him from ascending to Heaven). But even God had to job to Taker at WrestleMania.