TNA CLASH OF THE CAPTIONS: C-FED [Archive]

Loose Cannon

12-31-2004, 07:34 PM

TNA CLASH OF THE CAPTIONS

LC’S FINAL GOODBYE :wavesad:

JR: Hello everyone and welcome to Clash of the Captions. Well King it looked as if TNA was down and out, but not anymore.

King: That’s right JR, TNA is alive and well again and there will be a rebirth in the Fed.

MATCH 1: Paul vs Slim: VB Title Cage Match

The cage is lowering
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*Paul enters ring*
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JR: This match is the longest running feud in TNA. Ever since Paul cost Slim his match at TPWW Judgement day. Now it will end here on the last show of TNA

*Slims theme hits*
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King: Wow that is a long time. Look at all those weapons tied to the cage....Is that Barby?

Slim is about to enter but Paul Drop kicks the door into him. Paul picks Slim up but slim hits a hard right. then starts to stomp Paul. Slim picks up Paul and Paul reverses to a Suplex.

Paul goes in the ring to go for the belt but Slim hits an electric chair drop on him. 5 minutes of regular wrestling goes by until Slim throws Paul against the cage. Slim then goes for the belt. Paul hits slims ankle before slim can get fully on the top of the cage. Paul starts to climb to the belt

King: Both men are on top!
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Paul goes to grab the belt but Slim moves pauls leg a Paul falls on the top of the cage with his nuts. Slim starts hammering Pauls back. Then pulls him up.

Paul grabs a chair on top of the cage and goes for a chair shot, but Slim kicks him down
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JR: They better be careful up there! OH MY GOD! Hip Toss off the top of the cage!

Paul lands through the Spanish announce Table. But Slim loses his balance also and falls in the ring. Slim gets up to his feet first and goes out of the Ring in front of where Paul landed.

King: What is he doing?

Paul grabs Slim by the hair and tosses him into the barrier
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Slim Reaches under the ring and grabs a Table wrapped in barbed wire. Slim picks up Paul and Paul Gives him a low blow. Both men are down. Paul crawls over to JRs table and Grabs a brick that was under it.

JR: Huh!? how did that get there!?

Both men are getting up. Paul hits Slim with the brick. Slim is busted wide open. Paul sets up the table then starts to pick up Slim for a power bomb but slim reverses it and Paul lands on the Barbed Wire board.

JR: Good god oh mighty!

Paul rolls off quickly with rips in his jersey and there is blood coming out of his back. After a few moments, Slim starts to crawl to the door. Paul starts to Follow clutching his back. Paul picks up Slim and starts grading his face against the cage. Paul rips off his shirts and throws it on Slim. He Then goes in the ring and flicks off each section of the crowd and grabs a Chair

King: It looks like Paul will do some damage with that Chiar
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Slim moves and Slams the door on Pauls head and the Chair falls out. Slim smiles and takes Pauls shirt and wraps it around the chair

JR: What is he doing?

Slim reaches under the ring and grabs a can of gas pours it. and sets the chair on fire! Then rushes to the ring as Paul gets up. Slim Smashes the Chair against Pauls head spliting his head open. Then goes for the Cover

1........2.......Kick out!

Slim looks pissed. He Gets the Chain and Starts choking out Paul. After a minute Paul fights his way back throws Slim to the ropes then Hits A back body on the flaming chair as he lands it goes out.

JR: These are 2 braves souls ladies and gentlemen.

Paul rolls out of the ring and looks for something under it. He grabs a boxing glove with glass stuck to it. He gets back in the ring and slim is resting on the ropes. He hits Slim with 2 shots to the kidney. Slim Kicks him off and Grabs barby

King: Slim has been waiting to do this for a long time!

Slim Swings but Paul ducks and runs against the ropes Slim swings again and hits Paul in the face then paul drops to one Knee. Slim Takes Pauls Glove then scratches it against Pauls chest and throws it away.

JR: Both men are covered in Blood!

Slim Goes out of the ring and gets a table and Some how gets it in the ring. Slim gets in the Ring and paul hits him with an F-U!
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He falls and puts a hand over Slim.

1........2........Kick out

Paul gets up slowly then sets up the table. He gets the gas can. He lights the table. He wait for Slim to get up. Paul wraps the chain around his hand. He punches Slim in the Stomach and Sets him up for "the bricks" (His older move)

King: Slim reversed it!

Slim Does his Sliminator trough the table. The Ref puts out the fire and Slim yells at him. Slim Goes for a cover.

1.....2.....Paul barely gets his hand under the rope.

Slim is ticked he grabs barby and hits paul twice in the back as he was getting up. He then Grabs a Sack that was tied to the cage. He pours tacks all over the ring

JR: No He wouldn't

Slim bounces off The ropes and hits a two handed bull dog on the tacks. Slim starts to climb for the belt. He at the top rope as Paul starts to stir. Slim starts to get on top of the cage. Paul gets to the ropes with the chain wrapped on his hand. Slim gets to the top and sees Paul trying to climb. Slim lands a right. He goes to grab Pauls hair but Paul bites him.

Slim (shaking his finger): Ow you pussy!

Paul gets to the top. Slim hits him with his other hand twice then spits in his face. Paul hits him in the stomache with his chain. Paul goes for the title but slim grabs him then goes of a german. But Paul is holding the cable. Paul elbows Slim twice then throws him to Ring Floor.

JR: He Landed on the tacks!

Paul Looks between slim and the title. Then goes for the Fuck you Splash and lands it.
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Slim coughs up blood.

1.........2.........3
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King: We have a new champ!
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JR: Both these men have givin there lives for this match.

Stretchers go to get both men as the ref gets the title.

But Paul walks to the back on his own
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*Fans Pop

Slim Crawls all the way back to NCW.

Winner and New VB Champion: Pail

Match 2: “Fabulous” Dusty Desmarais vs Disturbed 3:16

**Dusty comes out to a pop.
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**Disturbed comes out to a pop.
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Rare babyface vs babyface match.

Match starts off with both men shaking hands. Both men lockup and Disturbed swings guy into the ropes. Disturbed lays down and Dusty hops over him. Dusty comes back and Disturbed tries a closeline, but Dusty ducks and comes back with a neckbreaker on Disturbed.

Dusty picks up Disturbed and hits him with a piledriver, followed up with an elbow drop to the stomach.
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Dusty works on Disturbed’s arm and gives him an STF. Disturbed gets to the ropes and pulls himself up.

Disturbed starts coming back with lefts and rights as the crowd is popping. Disturbed closelines Dusty out of the ring and gives him a nice salute
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Disturbed comes outside the ring and catches Dusty with a suplex. Dusty rolls back into the ring and Disturbed catches Dusty with a running lariat. Disturbed goes for the cover, but Dusty kicks out.

Disturbed tosses Dusty into the corner and stomps a mudhole into him. Disturbed gives Dusty a backbody drop and follows that up with a huge powerslam. Another cover and guy kicks out. Disturbed IS GETTING PISSED. Disturbed tries a spinebuster and hits. Cover: 1……….2………Kick out again. Crowd seems to be fully behind Dusty all of a sudden, waiting for the comeback

Disturbed signals for the Stunner. Dusty gets up and blocks it and hits a back drop. Dusty heads to the top rope and signals for an elbow drop. Disturbed gets out of the way and Dusty hits the floor hard. Disturbed goes for another Stunner, but Dusty catches his leg, sweeps Disturbed off his feet and flips over into a pinning position.

1…………..2………Dusty gets leverage……3. CROWD POPS HUGE FOR THE COMEBACK.

Winner: “Fabulous” Dusty Desmarias

After the match, Dustygoes to shake Disturbed’s hand and Disturbed walks around for a few minutes as the audience is booing him for not shaking hands. Disturbed finally looks at Dusty and shakes the man’s hand as the crowd pops. Dusty turns to the audience and raises up his hands.

Dusty TURNS AROUND AND GETS HIT WITH A STUNNER.
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Disturbed stares at the fallen Dusty with a cold look on his face as the crowd lets out a coarse of boos.
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**The Dub comes out for the first time in a while.
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**Dub takes the mic.
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Dub: As you all might know, I haven’t been around for a while. It’s not because I’ve been busy selling stocks, buying casinos or banging rich business women, No. It’s just because…well…..there there hasn’t been any competition for my IC Title. I’ve beaten everyone there is to beat. I’ve taken on all challengers. Simply stated, There is no one who can possibly beat me. But, I’ve been told by the board of directors that I had to come out here and challenge somebody. Even though nobody will except my challenge because of the fear of getting beat, I’ll ask someone to come out here anyway. Let’s go, come on, who wants a piece of the Dub…….Come on, don’t be sca………

**RADD’S MUSIC HITS AND JOEY RADD COMES OUT.
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**The Dub seems sacred.

Radd grabs the mic and says, It’s Time to be Radd-I-Fied. Crowd Pops like carzy

The Dub nails Radd with the microphone and goes for his briefcase. Dub says ring the bell. Dub goes for the briefcase shot behind the ref’s back, but Radd dropkicks the briefcase in Dub’s face. The Crowd is going nuts.

**RADD-I-FIER BY RADD
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1…………2………3

WE GOT A NEW IC CHAMPION.
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The Audience is chanting Radd’s name and Radd holds up his new Title.

Winner and new IC Champion: Joey Radd

Match 3: Madman vs Jackal.

JR: These two bulls are about to get it on for the first time. Should be a good ol slobberknocker.

**Jackal comes out.
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**Madman comes out
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The two bulls stare each other down as the bell rings. Madman tries a shoulder block and Jackal doesn’t move. Jackal tries a shoulder block and Madman doesn’t budge. Madman tries to pick up Jackal and can’t do it. Jackal tries to pick up Madman and he can’t do it.

Madman whips Jackal into the ropes and Jackal ducks a closeline and nails Madman with a leaping body tackle. Madman goes down hard. Jackal picks up Madman and drills him with a huge forearm. Jackal snorts at his prey and signals for the Spear. Jackal starts at Madman, but Madman moves and Jackal goes flying into the ring post.

Madman nails Jackal with a tremendous spine buster. 1……….2…….Kickout.

Madman goes to the top rope and misses an elbow drop. Jackal goes for the HI-Jack, but sees Shaggy from NCW. Jackal drops Madman and points at Shaggy. Madman comes from behind and hits Jackal with the Crazy-Bomb

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1…………..2………..3
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Shaggy leaves the building and jumps in the NCW limo.

Loose Cannon

12-31-2004, 07:35 PM

**NEW PROMO PLAYS

Japan's finest athlete...

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Held 8 titles at once from around all of Asia...

The most gracefull man to step foot into the squared circle...

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His aresenal will astound you, his presense will be known...

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He is comming...

Mahagee is comming.

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[Mahagee's voice]MA HA GEE[/Mahagee's voice]

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MAIN EVENT: Innovator vs Invisible vs Cock vs MVP: WORLD TITLE MATCH

JR: Folks, I understand something is going on backstage.

**Camera pans backstage and finds an unconscious Innovator bleeding profusely from his head.

**Camera pans to the side and fins LC and Invisible laughing.

**Camera then pans to a shadowy figure in the corner as LC and Invisible spot him.
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**Camera pans up and it’s NOWHERE MAN, making his TNA return.
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LC and Invisible flee the seen and Nowhere Man chases them out of the building.

Innovator gets put in an ambulance.

JR: WTF KING? We just lost two of our competitors thanks to LC and Invisible.

KING: Well wait a minute JR, we still have MVP and The Cock.

**YO IT’S ME…IT’S ME…IT’S MVP w/ Naitch HITS AND THE CROWD GOES WILD.
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**YA SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS COOKING HITS AND THE CROWD BOOOS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM BECAUSE THEY KNOW HE’S NCW BOUND. TOTAL SMARKISH CROWD HERE.
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**Cock still has his family though.
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Outsider appears with the Cock because Radd is celebrsting his IC Title win and the Dude is MIA

MVP…….MVP…….MVP chants are heard from the crowd as the ref says that both Innovator and Invisible have been counted out, which leaves only The Cock vs MVP.

**CROWD IS GOING APE SHIT.
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The Cock brings his TNA Title over to MVP and lays it down in front of him. The Cockis taunting MVP saying he’s going to make MVP his BITCH. http://img44.exs.cx/img44/6686/rkrr187kq.jpg

MVP comes right back and tells Cock he made a Bitch out of his mom last night.
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Bell rings and MVP SAYS BRING IT MOTHER FUCKA
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Cock nails MVP with a left, MVP comes right back with a right…..Cock hits another left….MVP with another right and both men beat the shit out of one another. Cock swings MVP into the ropes and ducks down, but MVP sees it and kicks Cock in the face. MVP leaps on the 2nd turnbuckle and comes off with a roundhouse kick. MVP hits Cock with a flying forearm. MVP tries another one and Cock ducks, which sends MVP over the top rope.

Cock goes outside as Outsider gets a cheap shot in on MVP. Cock picks up MVP and swings him into the steel steps.

**Cock does some announcing
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COCK: LOOK AT THAT PILE OF MONKEY TRASH. DOES THE COCK THINK HE’S CHAMPION MATERIAL…HELLLLLLLAAAAA NO.

The Cock puts MVP on the German announce table
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And goes for a Cock Bottom, but MVP catches Cock with a DDT threw the table
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CROWD: HOLY SHIT……HOLY SHIT….HOLY SHIT…

MVP rolls Cock bac into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. MVP tries a moonsault off the top, but Cock moves and MVP lands hard. The Cock sets up MVP for the “Hollywood Elbow” and connects
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COVER: 1…………2……..Kickout.

The Cock drops another elbow.
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1………….2…..Kickout

ANOTHER ONE:
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1…………….2……….Kickout.

The Cock whips MVP into the ropes and catches him with a Cock Buster.

1………………2…….Kickout.

CROWD: MVP……….MVP…….MVP

Cock: :naughty:

Outsider :naughty:

Outsider grabs a steel chair and gets up on the apron.

HERE COMES NAITCH AND HE PULLS OUTSIDER OFF THE APRON. Cock goes over to Naitch and Naitch nails him in the face with a right.

CROWD: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NAITCH: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CROWD: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MVP gets a rollup: 1…………2……KIckout by Cock.

MVP hits a sunset flip on Cock: 1……………..2…….Kickout.

MVP goes for a crucifix, but Cock reverses into a…..

COCK BOTTOM…COCK BOTTOM

Cock covers MVP: 1…………2……21/2..KICKOUT

CROWD: :eek: :eek: MVP………..MVP…….MVP

Cock signals for the Cock Shooter and hooks it in the middle of the ring on a barely conscious MVP
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JR: MVP HAS TO REACH DOWN HARD AND GIVE EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT
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CROWD: MVP………………MVP……………….MVP

The Ref checks MVP: 1………………2………MVP gets his hand up and crawls to the ropes. He’s almost there as Cock pulls him back into the middle of the ring again.
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THE FANS ARE ON THERE FEET SCREAMING FOR MVP

MVP GRABS COCK’S LEGS AND…..

REVERSES INTO THE WALLS.
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CROWD HAS TOTALLY LOST IT.

CROWD: TAP……TAP……TAP…….TAP….TAP……TAP
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Cock is holding on for dear life as he’s in the middle of the ring.

COCK REVERSES INTO THE WALLS.

People can’t even watch in the stands.

MVP is holding on and screaming.

MVP reaches down for one last magnitude of strength and HE REVRSES BACK INTO THE WALLS.

COCK IS IN TO MUCH PAIN…….
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AND TAPS. COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT COCK TAPS OUT.

JR: WE GOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION. YESSS YESSS MVP FINALLY HAS DONE IT AFTER MONTHS OF AGONY.

CROWD IS GOING NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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NAITCH COMES INTO THE RING AND CONGRATULATES MVP.

The Cock grabs the World Title and stares at MVP in the ring. COCK puts out his hand and MVP shakes it. Cock puts the Title on MVP
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**The Family loves it.
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**MVP IS YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION.
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MVP Celebrates alone in the ring for a good 3 minutes.
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**OUT OF NOWHERE COMES TRO WITH A SLEGEHAMMER.

TRO NAILS MVP IN THE BACK AND SMILES.
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TRO PICKS UP THE WORLD TITLE AS THE SHOW CLOSES

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END OF SHOW.

Well that’s it for me fellas. Just wanted to thank everyone for staying with the Fed and putting up with my shows and my booking, even though they were never on time. :lol: I’m sure the new writer will do a great job and won’t let TNA DOWN.

LC SIGNING OFF TO END 2004. :wave:

Loose Cannon

12-31-2004, 07:37 PM

thanks to imageshack.us for hosting the images. I have to say that :lol:

and thanks to Savior for writing the first match.

MVP

12-31-2004, 07:43 PM

MVP starts his New Year's celebration.

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Way to take the C-Fed to new places LC. :y:

The Naitch

12-31-2004, 07:49 PM

My RAW will be up today

A double_whammy_production courtesy of Loose Cannon and The Naitch

Loose Cannon

12-31-2004, 07:53 PM

lol, Kapout has no idea he's running TNA, does he?

Bazooka

12-31-2004, 08:07 PM

Yeah, sweet PPV LC. I'm sure everyone knew the outcome in the final match... Well I knew from before Raining Blood but I liked the way it turned out. I was really surprized to see Radd become IC champ, that was a shock.

Nowhereman DID return in December like he said, but it was just the very last day :lol:. Always trust NM to keep his word. I suppose that sets up and awesome feud for LC and NM. And a continuation of Innovator vs ME. Two great matches for the next ppv.

Then there's the main event with TRO and MVP... Next ppv is going to be awesome. Hopefully I'm not spoiling too much but that's what I see happening in my uncertain opinion.

One thing could have been added though, the Mahagee promo but I guess there wasn't enough room for it. Ah well, PDD will just use it in his next promo.

Thanks for the memories LC. And good luck to the new GM, Kapoutman :y:

Loose Cannon

12-31-2004, 08:27 PM

AW FUCK, I'll add it right now

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

12-31-2004, 08:33 PM

Good show. :y:

I'm glad to see that TNA is still alive and kicking.

The Naitch

12-31-2004, 10:04 PM

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*Fans pop huge for The Special Edition of RAW IS WOO! The camera's pan to the RAW stage*

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Hetfield: DALLAS TEXAS! ARE YOU READY FOR RAW IS WOO!

Fans: WOOOO!

Hetfield: LET ME FUCKIN HEAR YOU!

Fans: WOOOOOOO!

*SAD BUT TRUE hits as the pyros go off to a thundering pop*

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Signs seen in the crowd:

-JOEY! I'm pregnant!
-Thanks for the memories Cocky!
-Paul THE WALL's penis is very small
-ICE ICE PAULY
-I came to see Naitch to the flop!
-THE RADDICAL ONE!
-NCW 4 LIFE
-N.W.A. > TNA
-Do Not Disturb.....Disturbed
-Fucking Gertner sold me some bunk E. I almost died!
-Zack Loves ilt
-We miss Danny

WOOOOOOOO!

*Back In Black hits as The Naitch makes his way to the ring to a wave of WOOOs*

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Naitch: WOOOOOOOO! Welcome to RAW IS WOO! *Fans go WOO for the 5th time* Alright Dallas, it's great to be in control for ONE NIGHT ONLY, but tonight is not about me. Well, actually it kinda is :naughty: WOOOO! Seriosuly though, tonight is about ONE MAN, and one man only. From Sunday Night Jobber to NEW TNA Champion! *FANS START AN MVP CHANT* Please welcome! The Man, The King Of Captions.....

YO IT'S ME

IT'S ME

IT'S

M-V-P

*Pyros hit to a huge pop as the MVPeons go wild!*

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Naitch: Now THAT is what a real champion is all about. MVP, the stage is all yours..

MVP: As the NEW TNA Champion, I want to congratulate The Cock on putting a 5 Star match with me last night at Clash *fans pop* and I want to wish him the best before he goes off to NCW. Thanks for the memories. *Fans start a Cocky chant* But there is one person who I do not respect, and he goes by the name of JACKASS! He is the biggest sanctamonious son of a bitch I ever been affiliated with and I'm calling this monkey out RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE, TONIGHT, so The Retarded One, get your ass out here, right now!

SIMPLY SIMPLY RAVISHING

*TRO's music hits as he rushes to the ring, full_throttle_style*

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TRO: Easy tough guy. Last night wasn't about you winning the TNA Championship. Last night was about ME beating your ass and ruining the single most important moment in your career. Look man, I've had enough of you, trying to be my buddy, trying to be my friend. I never like you because....

MVP: WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!

*TRO is CHOKED*

MVP: You wanna ruin my party last night. That's great. But your days as the most ravishing wrestler in the industry are over. MVP is the most ravishing sexy beast in TNA right now, so potsey, why don't you take your roided up body, your elongaded nose and get the hell out of my way, you sanctamonious SON OF A BITCH!

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TRO: SHUT UP NAITCH! WOOOO THIS WOOO THAT WON'T YOU PLEASE BE QUIET FOR ONCE!

Naitch: HEY!!! This is RAW IS WOOO! I'm in charge tonight, bitch! *Fans pop as TRO is CHOKED* You wanna tell me to be quiet? FUCK YOU! *Fans pop HUGE* You wanna come out here and run your mouth about WAH WAH WAH MVP won the title last night? As General Manger for tonight, yours truly WOOOOO!!!! is gonna sign a match for the next PPV: "TNA Caption Day" MVP vs. The Ravishing One for the TNA Championship! *Fans pop HUGE for this match* Not only will the TNA Championship be on the line, but this match will be noneother than a....

IRONMAN MATCH!!!!!!!!!!

*fans pop huge*

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Naitch: So boys, I suggest you guys get ready, because at Caption Day, we'll get to see who the real 60 minute man is! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE COCK

IS COOKING!

*HOW WE DO hits as the fans pop huge for The Cock*

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http://img32.exs.cx/img32/8206/djjbiex023uw.jpg

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FINALLY

THE COCK

HAS COME BACK

TO DALLASSSSSSS

*Fans pop huge and start a Cocky chant*

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Cock: TRO! ARE YOU HIGH?! *Fans pop* You won't last in an Ironman Match? Hell, your wife told The Cock that you can't even last one minute, if ya know what I mean! *Fans start a Cocky chant*

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Cock: But enough about The One Minute Man. *fans pop* Tonight will be a night LIKE NO OTHER! Because tonight's main event was signed, sealed, and delivered 24 hours ago! Tonight The Naitch gets to go ONE ON ONE with The Caption One! Tonight will be The Naitch.....VS THE COCK! *Fans pop* Now tonight will be very emotional because tonight will be the last TNA will be seeing of The Cock *Fans boo*, but The Cock promises to go out with a bang! So Naitch, get your ass ready, and make sure to get your robe, dye your roots, and pump up those man boobs of yours *Fans laugh* And get ready to JUST BRING IT!

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/6387/djjbiex438jk.jpg

IF YA SMELLLLLLL

WHAT THE COCK

IS COOKING!

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http://img117.exs.cx/img117/1562/267hp.jpg

The Naitch

12-31-2004, 10:06 PM

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Debra Disturbed: Honey, what the hell happened last night? You attacked Dusty like you attacked me last week. You really need to....

Disturbed: SHUT THE HELL UP! *Fans boo* Dusty ain't nothing but a fat piece of crap, and I hated him ever since. And when he does "takeover" TNA, as the internet rumours confirm to be true, then I'm gonna make his life a living hell! I'm Disturbed for a reason, baby!

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*Fans boo the shit out of HHHitler's picture on the Tron*

ZE END IS NEAR

*Fans boo*

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^^^ But they don't :lol: They LOVE HHHitler!

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Match #1: The NEXT BIG THING Kenny Lesnar vs. Captain America

*Slayer's HERE COMES THE PAIN hits as Kenny and manager Heyman make their way to the ring*

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*America The Beautiful hits as Captain America makes his way out*

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CA: Kenny. Finally, Captain America and Kenny gets to face off. We may have a few differences. I for one hand, LOVE MILK. You on the other hand, are LACTOSE INTOLERANT! I on one hand have NO HAIR. You on the other hand HAVE LOTS OF HAIR *Fans pop* But tonight, we have one thing in common. ANd that's our love for.....

*Kenny has had enough and he punches Captain America. DING DING DING! Kenny and CA battle it out. Heyman tries to trip up CA, but CA has none of it. CA slaps Heyman in the Captain Lock

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*Kenny breaks it up and gives CA 10 german suplexes in a row. Kenny sets up for the......*

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*The fans are going nuts*

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WHOOOPS

*The fans start a huge YOU FUCKED UP chant*

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*This is no joke. Kenny is seriously hurt, but Captain America doesn't give a rats' ass and takes advantage by slapping on the Captain Lock!!!!!! FANS ARE GOING NUTS as Kenny taps out*

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*TEAM AMERICA all celebrate in the ring as Captain America raises his TNA Highspot.com belt up high*

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*Paul THE WALL's music hits as Paul THE NEW VBULLETIN CHAMPION makes his way to the ring with a friend*

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Paul: Yo yo yo yo yo. THE VB CHAMP IS HERE! Superslim! Your ass is done! Finished! So take your little slut ilt_undertaker with you, get out of here, and stay in NCW. You're not wanted anymore. Because I gots back up. My homie BULLSHIT BUCHANAN has my back. Nobody will ever touch the vBulletin Champ!

*Fans pop for Paul*

*All of a sudden.....*

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*Fans pop HUGE for the NEW IC Champ, Joey Radd*

Joey Radd; Paul THE WALL Carrington. THUG LOVE BABY, Thug Love. We got the vB champ and the NEW IC Champ in the same ring, at the same time. Which leaves me to this. Seeing as The Cock is leaving TNA, I need to fill his shoes. You see, CAPTAIN PARTY is The Cock's favorite wrestler. And since The Cock hates you Paul, naturally, Joey hates you too. As The Cock's protege, I challenge you to a match at Caption Day! *Fans pop* CHAMPION vs CHAMPION! The Raddical One vs The Dunce. So Paul, are you in?

Paul: YES!

*Fans pop huge for the next chapter in Paul vs Radd*

*Paul and Radd stare off as the camera goes to a commercial break*

The Naitch

12-31-2004, 10:12 PM

Match #2: Innovator vs local jobber Jeffrey Jefferson

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*Innvator puts on a clinic and JJ is literally getting his ass handed to him, until.....*

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*Invisible heads down to ringside and costs Innovator the match. JJ celebrates as Invisible delivers 10 kendo stick shots to Innovator*

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Innovator: Seeing as how everyone is making matches, I decided to be a sheep and do the same. So Innovator, at Caption Day, we finally get to settle the score. It's gonna be ME and YOU! One on one. But there's a catch. The winner of our match becomes THE #1 CONTENDER FOR THE TNA CHAMPIONSHIP! QUOTE THE INVISIBLE.....NEVER MORE!!!!!!

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*JJ thanks Invisible for helping him get a win over Innovator*

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* A bloodied Innovator is fucking CHOKED*

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$$HERE COMES THE MONEY$$ hits as LC makes his way to the ring. Suprisingly the fans pop for him

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LC: FOLKS! Last night marked the end of an era. Clash Of The Captions remains as my greatest accomplishment in my TNA career. So I would like to say.....THANK YOU. *Fans pop* Thank you for the memories. Thank you for the moments. I'm stepping down as owner of TNA. I want to pursue my wrestling career, so make no mistake about it! LOOSE CANNON will be kicking ass all over this bitch, no matter who decides to take over!! *Fans pop* As for the new TNA Owner? We haven't received full offcial notice yet, but he's coming! So to the TNA fans, continue to cast your votes on TPWW.NET, and cast your votes right here:

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=24852

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LC: So TNA! Thank you, and I'd like to wish all of you a safe, and Happy New Year!

DENIED!

:lol:

*The fans laugh at that*

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*$$$HERE COMES THE MONEY HITS$$$ as LC makes his way back up the ramp, as we go to our last commercial break*

The Naitch

12-31-2004, 10:17 PM

The Main Event: The Cock vs. The Naitch

WOOOOOOOOOOO

*BACK IN BLACK hits as the fans pop huge for The Naitch*

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IF YA SMELLLL

WHAT THE COCK

IS COOKING!

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*For some reason, a YOU SOLD OUT chant hits and Cocky Sucks chants erupt as the crowd is PRO-NAITCH*

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*Cock tries to get a pop out of the crowd by strutting around, Naitch_style, but hte fans boo the shit out of The Cock. The YOU SOLD OUT chants are loud right now*

*Cock and Naitch continue to work the match. Cock is dominating. The crowd is totally behind The Naitch. Naitch. The Cock whips Naitch into the ropes and delivers a belly to belly. The fans boo at every offensive maneuver. The Naitch finally gets some momentum with some deadly chops as the fans pop huge. The Naitch tries to deliver the SPEAR OF DEATH, but runs straight into....

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THE COCK BOTTOM!

1
2
3

DING DING DING!

Your winner: The Cock

*The fans are fucking booing the shit out of the babyface Cock. The YOU SOLD OUT chants are defeaning*

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Fans: NAH NAH NAH NAH....NAH NAH NAH NAH....HEY HEY HEY....GOODBYE!!!!NAH NAH NAH NAH....NAH NAH NAH NAH....HEY HEY HEY....GOODBYE!!!!

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Fans: COCKY SUCKS! COCKY SUCKS! COCKY SUCKS! COCKY SUCKS!

RAW GOES OFF THE AIR

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OOC: Alright guys, kinda rushed it a little. Fuck. Little emotional for The TRUE Cock marks to see him getting booed out of the fucking building.

PDD

01-01-2005, 12:57 AM

Lights go out for the next 20 seconds...

Jim Hoss:"In BAH GAWD somebody turn the power back on!"

Jerry Prince:"It's my greatest fear come true! Y2K has begun! Hold me Jim"

[LOUD DEEP VOICE]Welcome... to the year of MA HA GEE...[/DEEP VOICE]

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**Titan tron begins rolling to show creepy images of Mahagee.

**Lights in the arena flash an eerie red as Black Steel by Tricky begins playing... Flames burst up along the ramp as a dark figure emerges from behind the curtain, a man covered up in strange attire.

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**FANS ERUPT IN CHEERS as they know their backround info on the finest japanese wrestler.

**Mahagee slowly enters the ring and gestures for a mic.

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Mahagee:"It become clear in dream, and it come true to wrestle among fine athletes of A MER HICAAA. You soon recognize MA HA GEE's ability, I come here to win, to succeed. I will prevail! It is custom to wrestle on debut. Toniiiiiight I challenge anybody! Anyone who match my ability, or think to prosper, will FAIL! I AM MA-HA-GEEEE AND I HERE TO BE BEST!!"

**Fans POP

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**GLASS SHATTERS and Sober by Tool begins to play to the arrival of Disturbed.
(mixed reaction)

Disturbed gets in Mahagee's face:"You piece of shit, asian sensation my ass. What's with these foreign punk asses trying to get their name established by flashing their stupid face paint, and sparkling tights. Tell ya what, I aint gonna waste my time wrestling you tonight. But I am gonna give you a little gift... Hold on a second.

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Disturbed:"Yeeep, there it is."

**Mahagee nods and spits right in Disturbed's face with some sort of RED MIST!

**HUGE POP

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*DISTRUBED SCREAMS IN PAIN*

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**Mahagee laughs and points and leaves the ring through the crowd

Jim Hoss:"What a way to KICK OFF THE NEW YEAR. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2005! BAH GAWD THIS IS GONNA BE A SLOBBA KNOKIN YEAAAR!"

*End of Segment*

Savior

01-01-2005, 01:06 AM

(After Clash of the Champions and before raw)
*Joey walks in to the locker room then sits on a trunk*
Joey: Wooooo we had a sweep! Dub did not stand a chance. you see my match?
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MM: Of course
Paul: Yeah see dogs with my leadership I told you we'd all win.
Joey: Heh your leader ship? last time I checked the IC title was more prestigious then the VB title.
Paul: Hey that title you got there should be mine, I was promised a match with-
MM: Guys guys! :mad: Does it matter? We all won. We all did what we set out to do.
Paul: Nah because I bring him back and this is how he repays me? He takes my title!?
Joey: Oh you want this title? Heh fine then I got a surprise for you on Raw.

(on raw it was not BSB it was Madman)

Gone Mad

01-01-2005, 03:45 AM

**MadMan makes his way to the parking lot, and joined by a fan from the area **
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Fan: Hey, you were great at the Clash, man. So this is how you really look, huh? That IS a wig, no?
MadMan: Um, yeah, why all the questions? I've been through enough for the moment. Funny though that now LC demanded I should show my true look, people don't believe me that this.. THIS is how I look like. No trust at all. Not like glue. Well, I will still use all my looks to win the matches and I still have my friends to which I will back up--
Fan: And what is going on with that? Whose side are you on? Radd or Savior?
MadMan: ........

** MadMan is stunned. The fan stopped him in his tracks but yet.. **
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**Mad does not fight back, does not attack the fan **
MadMan: One I must protect. The other.. the other I know abit about, that he ... **walks away before finishing sentence**

Fan: So, you not gonna sign my cap?? MadMan.. where ya goin' ? Um, RPM ...rules?
*FADES TO BLACK*

Outsider

01-01-2005, 08:59 AM

*Outsider is seen mumbling something about matches before carrying on cleaning the locker rooms*

Innovator

01-01-2005, 11:12 AM

good stuff LC, good times

I'll do a promo later

Joe Kerr

01-01-2005, 11:23 AM

IM the New IC champion....thats great lol Ill have a promo later on..I honestly didnt see that coming.

Loose Cannon

01-01-2005, 11:35 AM

**LC arrives at the TNA arena reading the latest C-FED Magazine. LC is laughing at the comments made by NCW star Sting Fan, who said TNA was a sinking ship.
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**$$Here comes the Money$$hits and out comes LC.
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**Mic time
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LC: I'm going to address a few things while I'm out here. Some you may want to hear, some you may not, but I'm going to say what I have to say.

First off, let me address TNA. **FANS POP** You know, couple of days ago, I really thought about giving TNA to NCW. **FANS BOOO** Yeah, I know what you mean. I thought with one brand, the wrestlers and the wrestling world would be better off. But than LC came to his senses just the other day. I said to myself, TNA is the founder of the C-FEDs. TNA is the pride of the C-FEDs, TNA is where it all began. If TNA is going out, it's sure as hell not going to be given to another company.

**FANS POP HUGE**

So TNA is here to stay and NCW......well.....you can just kiss my ass.

**FANS POP**

Oh and a couple of NCW Superst....errrr...stars made some comments about TNA. LET's take a look, shall we..
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Just shut the hell up and let it go, when NCW started there were pages and pages of stuff saying TNA would win and NCW would fail so dont you become all moral now that you are on "the sinking ship".

Yeah it's dying :o

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LC: ehhhhhh, Dying? Did I hear that right?..."sinking ship?" Well you know what, if TNA was shot down, buried and left for dead, I wouldn't join that piece of crap NCW if it was the last C-FED on this earth. BECAUSE LC IS TNA FOR LIFE.

**FANS POP**

Unlike some other people :roll: who made those comments, I will stick to them until the day I die. Understand this, I may be a full time wrestler again when Dusty takes over TNA, but I'm still a business man. And as a business man, I will make sure to make TNA full of star power again....and you will see very soon.

Now, on to one last thing. The one they call Nowhere Man. **FANS POP** So Nowhere Man wants to come back and make a glorious return at the Clash Last Night huh? Well I put that chump out of TNA once and I'll do it again. I've been to hell and back many times before with Nowhere Man and I'll do it again. He's nothing when he dances with someone of my calliber. Nowhere Man, prepare to be taken out once more.

**LC DROPS MIC

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*CROWD: TNA.........TNA..........TNA.........TNA

THANKS TO IMAGESHACK.US FOR HOSTING MY IMAGES :kiss:

SuperSlim

01-01-2005, 12:28 PM

nice show LC and Naitch.

wasn't too much of a surprise that I lost... but at least my title reign did last a while and that title did mean somethin and have some credibility when Paul picked it up so it better stay on there. Don't tarnish that belt.

anyway once again nice job.

Splaya

01-01-2005, 12:52 PM

*Revolution is shown sitting in their locker room discussing things when all of a sudden they see the camera*

Eric Shin: You know it sucks that Aussie cannot wrestle. But it's ok, because with you man, there is no way we can lose that match now.

Splaya: I know, but you know what, that son of a bitch Lc thinks he can go up and rile up his jobbers by saying "Oh, Sting fan sux, Splaya sux to. TNA is knot dyng yet. We wil git bac at u sumday, jst u wiat." I mean honestly, who does this guy think he is, he's back to being a full time wrestler, that's great. Problem is all those times of him "running the show" have probably put his health and stamina down to an all time low. Lc, I know your watching this.

*Crowd pops at the mention of LC watching NCW*

Shin: Hey all you homo's out there need to shutup.

Splaya: LC, listen up. TNA might be alive and kicking, but let's see how long that will last for. For you see, NCW is going to be getting stronger and stronger in the coming months. And when the time is right, NCW will go in for the kill and take TNA off of everyone's TV's forever.

*Splaya and Shin walk out of their locker room laughing*

Splaya

01-01-2005, 12:55 PM

Savior

01-01-2005, 12:58 PM

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Yo yo yo finally the champ is here!
Lemme do something I have done for awhile

So radd you want to face me title for title
All I can do is sit back and smile
Cuz We all know how it will end
Me above you with both titles in hand
eh yeah that rhyme wasn't to smooth
But I'm glad I did not hear dem boos
becuase we are in this great city of Salt Lake *pop*
At Caption day Radd is gonna get burned like a steak
So Madman to you....What side will you take?

MVP

01-01-2005, 02:28 PM

Simply,
Simply Ravishing

TRO makes his way to the ring to a HUGE COARSE OF BOOS

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TRO tells the crowd to "SUCK IT" and gets on the mic.

TRO: "Why the sudden turn on The Ravishing One huh? Just cause I beat the hell out of your hero, the self-proclaimed King of Captions at CotC. Yeah, you idiots are real impressionable. After I put this C-FED on the map back in the early days you people turned on me. You make me sick.

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The reason why I attacked MVP is because for the last 4 months backstage it was all about him. All he ever talked about was his precious title shot, and how he's gonna keep TNA alive. It's like he's had everything handed to him like a stuck-up little bitch. WELL WHAT ABOUT TRO?! I've been patient for a whole year now, waiting for my TNA title rematch, working my ass off night after night, putting my body on the line for you people, and what do I get in return? Nothing. Instead you all turn into a bunch of low-brow, slack-jawed yokels that'll cheer for a guy who can make you laugh. Well come Caption Day, I'm gonna kick MVP's ass in the Iron Man Match, and the TNA World title will be around MY waist like it was meant to be."

MVP shows up on the Titantron and interrupts TRO.

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MVP: "Are you done yet, assclown?"

HUGE POP FOR THE NEW TNA CHAMPION

TRO's reaction

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MVP: "What's the matter TRO? Are you jealous of my RAVISHING tan? I'm sure you are. First I must apologize to the MVPeons tonight for not being in the arena. The King of Captions is vacationing in Costa Rica to celebrate his TNA World Title victory this past weekend. But it doesn't mean I forgot about you, jackass!"

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TRO: "You best be nursing your wounds while you're there cause when you come back there's plenty more where those came from."

MVP: "Can the cliches please. I can tell you must've been one of those muscle-bound jocks in high school who barely passed any of his classes. Well let me tell you about working to acheive your goals, jerky. When I joined TNA I had one goal in mind, and that was to climb the ladder of the promotion and be the very best, and I did just that; and I'm not about to let my title reign be cut short by some punk who lives in the past and can't get over the fact that he's a has-been. This is the MVPeon's TNA, and I'm their savior. They know that I worked for months and months to get where I am today, unlike you who GIVEN the TNA title when this was just a crappy E-FED. At Caption Day, you're gonna be in for a surprise, cause you're stepping into the ring for 60 minutes against the King of Captions, and it's gonna be nothing you've ever been through before. Well I need to get back to tanning, don't wanna come back looking like you do I?

Crowd: :lol:

TRO: :foc:

TRO's theme plays as he leaves the ring pissed off.

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26% of the fans didn't know TRO was a former TNA champion.

Savior

01-01-2005, 03:16 PM

72% of the old-school fans got pissed at MVP when he said it was a crappy E-fed before.

Savior

01-01-2005, 05:53 PM

I Gave http://tpwwtna.tripod.com to MVP. We will both run it but he's the boss behind it now.

Nowhere Man

01-01-2005, 06:15 PM

Great show, LC. It's a shame to see you step down. Still, I'm looking forward to seeing what Kapoutman can do.

I'll have a promo up soon.

Savior

01-01-2005, 07:15 PM

Wow the site is so much better now.

Nowhere Man

01-01-2005, 07:18 PM

*$$Here Comes the Money$$ hits as Loose Cannon makes his way down to the ring.

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*a smattering of boos is drowned out by the unusual amount of cheering*

LC: So, this is what it feels like to be just a lowly captioner again. Hmmm. Y'know, I'd almost forgotten what it was like to actually have to ask for a match instead of just writing it down myself. But just because I'm not sitting on the throne anymore doesn't mean I don't have the power behind it. Let me make this perfectly clear: I still call the shots around here.

But on to more pressing matters. Nowhere Man, you cost my man Invisible his shot at taking back his World Heavyweight Title. You've been a thorn in my side since you came into TNA, MY TNA, and I just can't seem to get rid of you, can I? You're like a turd that doesn't flush.

Well, if you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself. Since I can't just fire you anymore, I'll have to eliminate you in a more satisfying way: with my bare hands. You couldn't take me before, and you sure as hell can't take me now. It's like I said, I call the shots. And I'm calling you out!

*The lights go out, and a spotlight shines in the rafters*

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*The lights go out again. When they come back on, Nowhere Man is in the ring, face-to-face with LC*

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*NM grabs the microphone out of LC's hand. He holds it up to speak.*

*LC plays it cool and pulls another mic out of his jacket*

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*LC gets himself ready for another long-winded promo, when instead, NM clocks him with the microphone! Hits him so hard, in fact, that LC's clothes come off and his hair turns white*

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*The crowd GOES APESHIT for Nowhere Man as he picks up the unconscious LC and dumps him out of the ring*

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*Finally, NM speaks*

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Nowhere Man: Loose Cannon...L. C. ...the Lost Child of the old Church...how long has it been? How long have I been hunting you, how long have you been seeking to destroy me, how long have we cursed each other's names and sought out each other's blood? I dare say, far too long for one simple twist of fate to keep one of us out for good. However, when you struck me down and banished me before, you were in a place of power, untouchable with the power that had been granted you. Now, the playing field is level. Now you are where I want you. Too long I have hunted you. Now it is time for me to move in for the kill.

However, neither of us are alone in this battle. My former apprentice has betrayed me and found power under your wing. Stabbing me through the heart would have been a less grievous wound. And Invisible, soon you will regret not having done that very deed. For there is no vengeance greater than that wrought upon a traitor, and my new protege, the rogue Innovator, your former partner and friend, will see to that.

My bonds do not end there. I have many allies unseen to you, our alleigances forged in the shadows away from the ever-watching eye of the cameras. Whether they make their presence known privately or publicly I cannot say. They may be complete strangers to you, they may be your most trusted friends. But rest assured, they will make certain that you and your ilk are all going NOWHERE

*NM is gone in a flicker of lights.*

Bazooka

01-01-2005, 09:46 PM

**Hysteria by Muse blares over the sound system (fans erupt in boos) Invisible stops half way down the ramp and takes out his mic.

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Invisible:"Innovator, At Clash of the Captios I thwarted your destiny single handedly, when I took you out of the match... I made certain that you would not achieve destiny. You've deprived me my chance at glory when you allowed, not just allowed but forced the Cock to take away my TNA Championship. You suffered for your actions, and then something even more devastating happened. It was unforeseen and very inconcieveable. Nowhere Man went on a rampage and came after us with a freaking mechetti. Due to Nowhere Man; I was counted out of the TNA championship match, but rest assured I will get my opportunity at Caption Day where Im prepared for my match with Innovator, and the winner of this match will advance to the next PPV in a World title match against the TNA Champion.

It's simple really, I am going to take Innovator to the next level. And not only that, I have already begun playing games in his mind. He's delusional, he probably doesn't even know where he is right now. Innovator, if you're aware enough now, this isn't going to be just to earn my spot as number one contender. This is also vitally personal, you were my friend, my colleague and you abondoned me. You sided with my former mentor and that pissed me off. You could have been in my affiliation, Innovator, Invisible and LC. But you abanodoned that opportunity as well. Let me give you some words of advice, don't trust Nowhere Man, he'll turn his back on you in an instant... You've seen it, I know from experience in that brutal Hell in a Cell match where he lit me in flames.

You have the choice now to either not compete in our match at Caption day and allow me my World title rematch, or you could arrive at Caption day and go down in defeat, go down in misery. It's a simple choice and I already know your answer So I am going to assume you want me to embarass you in front of all these fans, and your own personal mentor, Nowhere Man, when I take the right and honour of being in line for the TNA World Title!

**Invisible drops the mic and heads back out of the arena.

(end of segment)

Kapoutman

01-02-2005, 12:02 AM

So I am taking over? :eek:

Thank you guys, you won't regret it. The only reason KPW went under is that we had only 5 regular wrestlers by the end. As long as we have a reasonable roster, I will keep on going. :y:

So am I taking over starting with the next show or what? Am I the one to write the next Raw and everything after, or is there still "guest" Raw managers or something?

Also, sorry for not being online a lot lately. It's the Holidays for everybody. I am posting from work right now. I am on a break. :cool:

Loose Cannon

01-02-2005, 12:05 AM

I'll PM, you everything you need to know Kapout. Give me a sec.

Innovator

01-02-2005, 12:40 AM

http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/comeoutandplay.mp3

<i>*The Seattle crowd goes nuts as Come Out and Play hits, Innovator enters in authentic grunge apparel*</i>

JR: BAHGAWD PRINCE! HERE COMES INNOVATOR! LASTEXITLASTEXITLASTEXITBBQLASTEXIT!

Prince: I wanna hear him whine and complain about not getting his shot yet, what a whiner this guy is god I wanna be like him

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Innovator: "Invisible...you're right...you're absolutely right. You attacking me, taking me out of my chance at destiny...it has driven me certifiably out of my mind. But Invisible being crazy is going to be the only thing that keeps me from going insane, haha. But unfortunately for you and Loose Cannon, somebody will have to pay for last night transgressions. LC, Invisible...welcome to the age of apocalypse."

"While my brain was still scrambled from the kendo stick shots you and the useless jobber JJ laid on me, I heard that you and I will decide our fate at Caption Day. One on one, Invisible vs. Innovator for the #1 Contenders spot...a guaranteed shot at achieving my destiny, my chance to take what I hold dear, my chance to grasp what it left to fight for."

"Invisible, you spew your rhetoric, acting about my abandonment of oneself. Invisible, you and I were closer than brothers. We shared a bond that no one else could relate to. We were bound by our fate, and now our fate has brought us to Caption Day. Invisible I talk about destiny and fate, but those two entities can only bring you to your chance. You decide what happens from there. Fate brings us at a crossroad at Caption Day. Invisible, my brother, you will have to break the most sacred commandment in order to defeat me. Thou shall not kill Invisible, are you willing?"

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"Abandonment, Invisible after I recovered from my leg injury I received from information. It seems that while it seemed I was destined to be in the Hell in a Cell, you and Loose Cannon paid Evil Rick to take me out. Sure enough he did and you took my spot, taking the words from my mouth. You used me as a puppet in order to screw with everyone. The same person who gave me this information gave me the encouragement I need to strive for my destiny, this person told I would have to die to not get the TNA World Title. Nowhere Man, thank you for showing me the way. Invisible, you talk about abandonment and betrayal, you will receive what is coming to you at Caption Day."

"I'm sick of this waiting, at Caption Day come and take your shot...spit all of your insults, but nothing can change us. Caption Day, Welcome to the Terrordome, Quote the Innovator Nevermore"

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Kapoutman

01-02-2005, 03:21 AM

If I am indeed taking over, I will post the card to the next Raw tomorrow.

Loose Cannon

01-02-2005, 11:34 AM

$$Here Comes the Moneyhits and out comes LC
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**Mic Time
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LC: Kill that beat. So Nowhere Man thinks LC is going right to Nowhere huh? Let me get this straight, who's going to send me there. Innovator :lol: You :lol: That's what I thought. You see, I already did battle with you many time. I know your tricks, I know your moves and I know your secrets. The only place I'm going is I'm driving you straight to your funeral pal. LC has walked in the shadows before and if I have to do that again...one last time....without any allies....then so be it.

*LC drops mic

Scorpion

01-02-2005, 11:46 AM

*Jackal is shown walking around backstage on the phone.*

Jackal: He deserted me here and now hes distracting me to lose matches. I need to take action.

*mumble*

Jackal: Yea i know i cant attack him out of the ring, i was going to repay him in the ring.

*mumble mumble*

Jackal: Well listen here i can do what i want when i want....

*mumble*

Jackal: You wanna know what im going to do, well you will just have to wait and find out.

*Jackal walks over to a referee and goes to hand him the phone but smashes it to the ground.*

Jackal: Thanks for the phone, and dont think i forgot about you making the three count when Mad Man pinned me.

*jackal turns around and walks out of the building carrying a bag, you can see barbed wire hanging out of it.*

Kapoutman

01-02-2005, 12:36 PM

All right everybody. I am officially taking over. The current programs will continue, so nothing will change really, except for the way shows will be written, because nobody has the same style.

Anyway, there is two more RAWs before Caption Day. If you guys want to propose something for your programs, or want to talk to me about the C-Fed, the e-mail is kapoutman@hotmail.com. It's also my MSN. My AIM is Kapoutman. You can also PM me.

Card for the next Raw:

The Naitch vs TRO
Mahagee vs Hoot & Toot Guerrera - Debut Match
Savior vs PDD - VB Title match
Nowhere Man vs Jackal
+ Disturbed is facing the discipline comitee
+ much more

By the way, not everybody will have matches on Raw, but usually, everybody will at least have a backstage segement. So even if you're not in a match, you can still do promos advancing your storyline.

Let's hope it will all work correctly. :y:

Joe Kerr

01-02-2005, 01:31 PM

K-man you have already left the IC champ Joey Radd off the card...My Raddicals will not be happy.

Disturbed316

01-02-2005, 01:46 PM

*The camera opens with a close up of Disturbed316, the camera pans out and it seems Disturbed316 is in a spot of trouble*

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D316: *sigh*

Copper: And turn to your side

*click*

D316: Well what do you want? It's not as if any of you assholes have had to do this. As you can see, the talk on the internet of me beating up Debra Disturbed is true, but hell I had my reasons.

Copper: Ok, we are done here, take him away boys.

*The camera follows Disturbed down to his prision cell*

D316: Not only did she stick up for that fat piece of shit Dusty, but she also posed for some softcore porn site, WWF_Diva's.com (http://www.wwedivas.com), see?

*Disturbed pulls out the picture*

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Copper: Hey, you're not supposed to have that!

*Copper takes the picture away*

D316: I suppose I better get used to this kind of shabby treatment, seeing as on next weeks Raw, I got to face the discipline comitee after my actions last week. Now I dont know why I'm the only one who they got it in for, I'm not the only guy who has done bad things around this place. Look at that Mahagee guy, he attacked me for no reason. All I was doing to him was showing him my middle finger exercise, and the thanks I got? A face full of that red shit.

*Disturbed is shown where he will be spending the night*

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D316: You gotta be fucking kidding me? Just for smacking Debra around...Jesus.

*Disturbed enters and sits on the bed*

D316: Where was I? Oh yeah, why am I the only one penalised when others are doing wrong too? TRO, that guy is carrying round a sledgehammer and threatening to use it on people. We got a guy who looks like a depressed clown and has a big ego, there is a guy who tresspasses on roof rafters, who knows that he could mess with up there, and a guy who is acting like a gangsta thug, sending evil messages to the kids today though his "raps", yet I'm the only who gets punished.

Well I hope you know what you guys are in for, because I'm not going to be paying attention to any rules now. If I feel like coming out in the middle of matches and start throwing some Stunners around, then I'm gonna. If I feel like beating the crap out of some fat guy who pulled my tights to gain a win over me, then I'm gonna. And if I feel like smacking Debra around for working for softcore porn sites....then I'm gonna. Because it seems the violence is the only thing that will get through to you guys. See you at Raw, Mr President.

*Disturbed then lays down on the bed and puts his hands behind his head. The camera then fades to black*

Savior

01-02-2005, 03:16 PM

*Paul who was in ring while the promo was taking place*
Paul: What does he mean my raps are bad for the kids?
Madman: Well I don't know do one of your freestlyes now.
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Paul: K....Yo yo yo
Disturbed is just perturbed that he got beat by a old turd
Me send bad messages to kids? That's just absurd
So everyone at home that is 16 and up
Get your dads licker and pour yourself a cup
Look under his mattress and roll up a blunt
Take your friends girl and tell her to suck
If she say no then put it in her butt
Kill any Queer that-
*Madman takes mic*
Paul: What?
MM: You can't say that!
Paul: huh!?
MM: You just supported Under age drinking, Drug use, Rape and Violence against gays.
Paul: If your wife don't get you a beer fuck her up!
MM: Stop!
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Paul: Fine That line would sound good if you didn't break my flow.
*Paul and Madman start to walk back*
MM: Yeah but we don't want you getting arres-
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Cop: Mr. Carrington come with me please, your spending the night in jail.
MM: told you.

Joe Kerr

01-02-2005, 04:00 PM

Shot starts in Radds room
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BUT Radd....I want it now :naughty:
Radd- Hang on baby, The radd mans gotta go to the ring and flaunt his newly won title..Dont worry baby the Radd man Will compltly Raddify you....um..while im out could you pick up a six pack and a porno...theres a new midget one "ity bity gang bang"... :naughty: ill be back

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Waterproof blonde starts playing and out comes Joey RADD

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Radd- First off im whooping the sound guys ass for playing that ridiculous theme. :mad:
I look at the card and The Greatest champ ever JOEY RADD isnt even on it. all my Raddicals are pissed that they dont get to see there role model there hero there Icon in action. I might as well quit and Join the NFL :shifty:
but im a fair guy so Im gonna allow anyone from the audience be in the same ring with the radd man...I know with all the inbredding my Raddicals have problems understanding this concept.

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Radd- one of you....not that fat lady in the moo moo eating cheetos... or the plump fellow with a trucker hat and flannel shirt with no sleeves...damn arnt there any decent looking people here.

Yo its me its me, its MVP
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MVP - Joey , joey , joey....looky what Ive got. Apparently with a new owner...your laddermatch for the title just isnt going to happen.

Radd - what are you afraid of MVP :mad:

MVP - :rant: I earned my title you assclown I earned my shot you waltz in and think just because your former champ youcan just pic up where you left off.I beat the cock

RADD- :rofl: :rofl:

MVP - What?

Radd- lol...you beat the cock :lol:

Mvp - Youll never have this title RADD never you hear me you worthless pe--

MVP is attacked fom behind by Radds body guard
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Radd - that belt is mine Im getting it one way or another.

MVP

01-02-2005, 04:06 PM

lol Radd, still itching for that title shot? Gonna have to take a number behind TRO.

Glad everybody likes the new and improved TNA website. I'm just gonna use it to update news and rumors. Took care of the typos and layout, and fixed up the Title history a little bit. Thanks to Invisible for sending me the X Title info.

And Kapoutman, glad to have you running the show. Can't wait for RAW. :y:

PDD

01-02-2005, 05:11 PM

PDD VISITS FORMER TNA SUPERSTARS!

PDD:"Yo this is PDD backstage at TNA rehabillitation clinic to delvier an exclusive look of these men who were dropped from TNA... Take a stroll with me as I introduce you to these men up close and personal, BANG... here we go."

*PDD looks off into the distance*

PDD:"See that guy running around in his undies, hold up. (starts shouting) BIG MAN, Ock Lesnar."

Ock:"Man, what do you want? Im busy trying to find that Handoncock woman, wants me to model some calvin clein underwear or something."

**Ms.Handoncock is shown behind Ock's back shaking her head and pointing at Ock like he's insane.

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PDD:"Well listen man, we're on air right now and just for a moment would you pose for the camera, that's great... Hey, did you just touch my ass?!"

Camera cuts off and comes back on with PDD at a new location; the bathroom.

PDD:"That was a close one, after the cameras went off Ock, well he tried giving me a lap dance... I took off as soon as possible. That's what I get for talking with TNA rejects. Let's see who's that over there? In that cubical, who's in there?"

Gertner's voice:"Brother, its me step right on in."

**PDD is apprehensive but gets in there anyways

PDD:"Holy shit man, what the hell is going on in here?"

Gertner:"Ah man, just releasing some excess baggage here."

PDD:"Ok, ok could you pose for the camera so I can get out of here?"

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**PDD and Gertner pose.**

Camera cuts off and back on to show PDD in a new location, the hallway.

PDD:"That was a load of bullshit, this is the last time I ever come here again.

PDD:"Perhaps Big Slow wouldn't mind posing for a few pictures. (Shouting) EY BIG SLOW get your fat ass over!"

**Big Slow comes over sporting a wig and caps in his teeth.

Big Slow:"Look at me, im P-D-D haha! Im so positive..."

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PDD:"Ohhhhh that's funny."

Camera cuts off and comes back on in the lounge.

**PDD sits down on the couch

PDD:"That dude was whacked, going around with a PDD wig and PDD caps. What the hell is up with this place, I feel like I'm in the movie, One Flew over the Cookoo's Nest. First Ock Lesnar sextually harasses me, then Gertner takes a shit on my shoe."

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**Outsider flops down next to PDD and wraps his arm around PDD

Ousider:"Gosh damnit, PDD what're you doing here man. I did not realize your career in TNA was dead... well havent seen ya in awhile. But yeah I got shafted here last week, it sucks man."

PDD:"Outsider, aren't you still technically a tag team champion in TNA right now? And aren't you Director of Authority... what demotes you to such a shithole."

Outsider:"What! I thought this was an AA meeting, what the (beep) am I doing here. No wonder everyone looks so familiar."

PDD:"Would you please remove your hand from my shoulder, thanks"

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Camera cuts out to show PDD leaving the building.

PDD:"Man, that place is focked up, can I say fock on air? No? Ok whatever. Thanks for sticking with me on my adventures to TNA rehab... Well actually it's training camp but close enough. I'll see ya guys back in TNA. Until then keep those smiles comming cause PDD's got alot of lovin' "

THANKS ALOT TO IMAGESHACK.US

PDD

01-02-2005, 05:15 PM

Loose Cannon

01-02-2005, 05:19 PM

ROFL

Outsider

01-02-2005, 05:45 PM

I'm still director of authority.

You're all fired! :cool:

Please don't take away my tag team title, I'll behave

Kapoutman

01-02-2005, 06:19 PM

Radd, you'll still be on the show. Don't worry. :)

I have plans for most of you I would say. Only a couple of guys I still need to talk with.

If you guys already have plans or ideas for your next program, just PM me. I wouldn't want to leave anybody out. :D

Nowhere Man

01-02-2005, 07:23 PM

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Nowhere Man: Meriam and Webster define the word Jackal: as

"1 : any of several small omnivorous canids (as Canis aureus) of Africa and Asia having large ears, long legs, and bushy tails

2: a : a person who performs routine or menial tasks for another

b : a person who serves or collaborates with another especially in the commission of base acts"

One must wonder which of these definitions is more appropriate for my opponent come the next Raw. A scavenging dog, a menial lackey, or a vile thug? Are you the bestial fiend you are made out to be, or simply a sheep in wolf's clothing?

Jackal, I have seen your actions. You are a thoughtless, feral, bull-headed, vicious brute, incapable of feeling or stopping. You are an engine of destruction, as close to a literal 'killing machine' as possible. Frankly, I admire that.

But you are also careless, clumsy, sloppy. Your reliance on sheer power alone makes you vulnerable to those who can exploit your weaknesses. In the Hell in a Cell in which my Wayward Pupil stole the Championship, you demolished the valiant Azrael, but were then silenced immediately thereafter. Your lack of vision has cost you what could have been your most glorious hour.

I offer you a simple choice. The first and most obvious choice is to put your power to the test against me in the ring. If you choose that path, however, you will learn what brutality truly is. Even the mightiest of men and the most vicious of beasts have screamed and begged for mercy at my hand. And if you truly believe that brute force alone can stop me, you will fail. A mere jackal is hardly a match for one who has danced with devils and been burned by the fire of dragons.

On the other hand, there is another option. Join me. A true master would have given you vision, not sent you into the fray like some rabid animal. I can give you that. I can show you the true nature of things, the full extent of your power. You are indeed a perfect specimen of mankind at its most primal and powerful, but only I can give you the lessons that turn an animal into a monster.

I offer you my tutelage only once. Come to me as an ally or an enemy. You will find that only one of these choices has a future. The other simply leads you Nowhere...

Kapoutman

01-02-2005, 08:23 PM

I changed the VB title match to Savior vs PDD. Just so everybody knows.

Scorpion

01-02-2005, 11:17 PM

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Jackal:Nowhere Man.... You wish for me to join you rather than fight you? How noble for you to suggest, any man would consider your offer. But, as you said i am a thoughtless, feral, bull-headed, vicious brute, incapable of feeling or stopping. I am an engine of destruction, as close to a literal 'killing machine' as possible. that does not sound like an ordinary man. I was bred for destruction, i dont care about winning matches i only thirst for destruction.

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Jackal:Look at me, show me any other 'man' that can compare to me. You can't, because there is no man that can compare to me for i am not a man; i am a monster. Since birth i was raised to destroy, my father built up my tolerance of pain by beating me with barbed-wire. I no longer feel pain, i enjoy pain. The last few matches i lost was the result of Shaggy, his meddling is costing me the destruction i yern for. Your are partially right about my lack of vision, my vision is clouded by hatred for Shaggy. My anger grows day by day, and his constant interferences arent helping matters any. If i were you, OR shaggy i would fear for my life when you face me in the ring. When you fuck with the Jackal, you fuck up.

Champion of Europa

01-02-2005, 11:28 PM

Some catchy island music plays over the PA system, as an afroed shirtless man casually walks down to the ring. Gerardo makes his way to the ring announcer, snatching a microphone out of his hand before slamming his face into the ring bell. He slides into the ring, an odd title belt over his shoulder.

Gerardo: Seeing as how I just assaulted a TNA employee, and I myself am not one, I imagine I should make this quick. I am Gerardo Fantana, YOUR Mexican Hero.

*smug grin*

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Gerardo: I have been showcasing my wrestling skils throughout North America, and all I have met is discrimination. I'm called things like beaner and dirty Mexican. I'm told to go cross a river or mow lawns. You all tell me to go back to Mexico. That I'm not as good as the rest of you. Well, I have finally realized that all of you are correct. I'm not as good as the rest of you. My people aren't good as the rest of you. We're BETTER. But as YOUR Mexican Hero, I am obligated to give all of you a chance (Especially you ladies. *points to woman in the crowd* Do you have any Mexican in you, mamacita?) to come to your senses and realize Mexican Supremacy. Which explains why I have this championship.

*showcases belt*

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Gerardo: This belt is North America's as well as TNA's chance to realize Mexican Supremacy. This belt is MY answer to your World title. If TNA wants to prove it isn't about racism and discrimination, this company will hire me, and instate the Mexican Championship. Although, instated or not, this belt will not be leaving the waist of Gerardo Fantana, YOUR Mexican Hero. I will never lose to all those inferior athletes in the back.

*a squad of referees begins to make their way down to the ring*

Gerardo: It looks like my time is up. The powers that be in TNA have a one week time limit to make their decision. If I am refused, I will bring a war unlike you have ever seen into this ring, and that's the truth, because it came from Gerardo Fanta, YOUR Mexican Hero.

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*Gerardo is escorted out of the ring by the referees, yelling of racism as well as laughing in their faces at the same time.*

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So, how was that? There are so many Mexicans in Seymour, and they get made fun of and oppressed, so I'm speaking out against it, albeit through a C-Fed character.

Loose Cannon

01-02-2005, 11:34 PM

^^^LOL. THAT'S 1 :)

Good job COE

Innovator

01-02-2005, 11:40 PM

ahahaha, good stuff CoE

Kapoutman

01-02-2005, 11:44 PM

Loved it CoE. :love:

Nowhere Man

01-02-2005, 11:44 PM

I like it. Quite a bit. In fact, this could be one hell of a character.

Oh, and Seymour's Japanese, btw, but that's just nitpicking.

Kapoutman

01-02-2005, 11:58 PM

Seymour is the name of the town he lives in. :p

Champion of Europa

01-03-2005, 12:03 AM

Seymour is the name of the town he lives in. :p

Yes. :y:

Danny Electric

01-03-2005, 12:14 AM

Good show.
A Danny Electric return, don't count it out and if you ain't down with it, I've got two words for you...Suck It!

The Naitch

01-03-2005, 12:20 AM

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Back In Black hits as The Naitch makes his way out to a huge pop and a chorus of WOOOs*

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*Naitch gets in the ring to discover......

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Naitch: GERTNER!!!!! HOW'S IT HANGING PAL?! DO I WANT SOME E?!?!?! NOT RIGHT NOW!!!!

Gertner: :(

*Gertner exits the ring*

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Naitch:I'M JACKED AND READY AS IS, AND NEXT WEEK ON RAW, IN ONE CORNER YOU GOT THE MAN THAT IS SIMPLY RAVISHING! THE MAN WHO GETS ALL THE WOMEN!!!! THE MAN WHO DEFINES SEXYNESS! THE MAN WHO MADE TEAM SEXY WHAT IS WAS.

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Naitch: AND IN THE OTHER CORNER.....we have The Ravishing One :lol:

Fans: :lol: WOOOOOO!!!

Naitch: So at RAW, it's gonna be the limosine riding, jet flyin, kiss stealling, ass grabbing, cocaine snorting....:shifty: I mean, champagne sipping, wheelin dealin' son....OF A GUN, going up against the elogaded nose man, the bloated and zit covered, simply NOT ravishing, Team Unsexy Leader, the biggest JUICE BAG to ever hit TNA!

Fans: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

SIMPLY SIMPLY RAVISHING

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TRO: Naitch. You are so funny. I'm not gonna come out here like you....all high on your own shit. All buzzed off your $500 bottles of champagne, all high on Gertner's ecstasy and all coked up. I came out here to say this. I....AM.....GONNA KICK YOUR ASS....RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

*Fans boo the shit out of TRO*

*TRO takes EVERYTHING off, and gets ready to fight The Naitch right on the spot*

Until....

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*Gertner makes his return to the ring!!!!! The Black and White Gertner is Gertner coming off the E. The Yellow and Red Gertner is Gertner when high again, after popping some more caps*

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TRO: Who do you think you are?! Coming in here, all high, like a stupid clown. Do you want me to kick your ass now or...

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Fans: :eek:

CRACK!

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*TRO drops Gertner like a fucking fly*

Until.....

*All of a sudden, from behind, The Naitch smashes the mic over TRO's face and slaps him in the Figure Four Naitch Lock as TRO is seen tapping out*

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*Down With The Sickness hits as Disturbed makes his way to the ring*

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THE STAREDOWN OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!!!!

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*Fans pop huge*

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Back In Black hits as Naitch makes his way to the back*

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*Disturbed finishes off some unfinished business and manages to literally STRIP TRO of any pride he had left*

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Loose Cannon

01-03-2005, 12:21 AM

**Backstage in the TNA lockeroom
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LC: Woah, Jesus Christ, what happened Outsider?

Outsider: Don't laugh... Fell asleep at the wheel.

TRO: What? How did you fall asleep?

Outsider: Listening to NCW on the radio

LC :lol: Figures. So, you just missed TNA's newest star, Gerardo, give his first promo. This guy is money.

TRO: Yeah, he's cool.....Woah check out what's on the tube now

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/smackdown/112504/images/04.jpg

LC :eek:

Who did that to her?

http://img23.exs.cx/img23/8374/pddgertner7pg.jpg

Outsider: :lol: PDD and Gertner at it again

TRO :lol:

Nowhere Man

01-03-2005, 12:23 AM

Seymour is the name of the town he lives in. :p

Ohhhhhhh, okay. Sorry 'bout that.

Gone Mad

01-03-2005, 01:22 AM

**A video package provided by MadMan is played **
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MadMan: Oh..Hello, again!!! My decision is quite clear now...yes.. A choice of staying behind Savior, the one who got me here, and Joey Radd, my fellow RPM teammate, is clear-- I choose both! I mean, after all, look at what we got.

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This is Savior's newly won title. Radd has his title but..

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He didn't let me get my hands on it. He's a silly bastard... hehe.. heh.. You hear that, MVP?! If I can't hold the title, you won't be able to either!

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MadMan: And here is a message for Paul's opponent Mr. Positivity, Mr. P..D..D. I'm in Paul's corner on Raw, He's only paid me for this next fight to back him up and I will make it positively clear that he will beat the living HELL out of you and to make an impact!! Trust the MadMan on that!

Paul: That's correct, my good man. Rest assured, dawg, PDD... I'll wipe that silly lil' smile off yo dumb ass! Prepare to feel some negativity, biatch!

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MadMan: Oh, and one more thing.. Anyone who wants a piece of TRUE MADNESS in the ring, just call me out.. and you'll be like the name of my new finisher.. THE GoNNER! Just trust me on that.. heheheh..
**fades to black **

Kapoutman

01-03-2005, 03:19 AM

*For the first time since he took control of TNA, Dusty Desmarais is being interviewed by a random Interviewer. Let's call him Dick McCrotch. Anyway, let's see what The Fabulous One has to say.*

DM: Well, Dusty, you are now in full control of TNA. Congratulations!

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/dusty/promo.jpg

DD: Thank you Dick. It's an honor for me to be in charge of a company with an history so rich, and you can bet that me, Dusty Desmarais, will not let this place fall in front of scums like NCW and their boss. I am a man of the people, and we won't let some vile man like HHHitler control Caption Entertainment. The people have spoken, and they want real people entertaining them. People like me, MVP, LC and all the great wrestlers that form our roster.

DM: I guess that the first thing we should address is Disturbed's behaviour. He attacked you after your match at Clash of the Captions, and he is now facing the discipline comitee.

DD: You got it right, Dick. I know Mr. Disturbed has been upset from that situation, but he has to understand it has nothing to do with his in-ring behaviour. Inside of our ring, you do whatever you want, I don't care. You could summoning Satan while playing an Ashley Simpson disc backward for all I care. However, I ask that our wrestler act professional everywhere, and a man who beats his wife and give the finger to our fans during autpgraph session does not act professionally. I swear, that four year old kid was flipped the bird by Disturbed at Wal-Mart, and one of the first thing I had to do as a boss was to get that lawsuit off our ass. This is why Disturbed will be facing the Discipline Comitee.

DM: What about the other things going on in TNA? We have a lot of newcomers lately, like Mahagee, Gerardo Fantana, Mad Man and so on.

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DD: Dick, I will address all of this on Raw. I said what I had to say. The rest can wait. However, I will tell you that I have two HUGE announcements coming on RAW. Well, one huge and the other a bit less huge, but you get the picture. RATINGS!

DM: This was TNA's General Manager/Commissioner/Director of Authority/Sherif/General Boss, "The Fabulous" Dusty Desmarais!

*Screen fades to black to the next segment.*

SuperSlim

01-03-2005, 01:21 PM

*Gertner's theme is heard as he emerges

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You know something brothers. The Gertster have been vamboozeled lately. It seems to me that there is some dude that has a problem with The Gertster and his 20 inch pythons. Well Gertster... well Gertster.

*He shakes the cobwebs out

Gertster: Drink your milk, take your vitamins, and say your prayers. Now whatcha gonna do when the Gertster and his 20 inch pythons run wild on YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. BROTHER.

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I was bored and I saw him in a couple of promos so I decided why not do somethin with him.

Savior

01-03-2005, 04:00 PM

*Later that day*
Officer: well here we are...
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Paul: nigga please...
Offcer: Heh ok ok.
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Officer: Welcome to jail.
Paul: Yea what eva.
O: Here we are...
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P: Oh hell no!
O: Just kidding that the Recreation center.
P: So where's my cell!?
O: Come on you're in with all the other celebs.
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O: ....Hold on I need to see which side your on.
P: Whats the differnce?
O: One side is rappers the other side is broken up in to smaller groups, I'd guess you'd be in the wrestling one.
O: Lets see we got TV show hosts
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Lawyer: Don't worry martha...
O: Actors....
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O: Muppets...
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CM: Gimme some damn cookies!...Mutha fucka get back here!
O: Here we are wrestlers...
*Paul walks in and sees Stone cold, disturbed and Wayne Brady*
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P: What are you guys in for?
SC and disturbed: Hit some bitch
W.B.: Black
P: Why are you in this cell?
WB: People thought I was a bitch so I took up Wrestling.
Disturbed: You ever been in a Cell boy?
Paul: Yeah bitch I'm gangsta!
D: Come on son don't lie!
Paul: Yeah I look like a punk to you?......fine no.
P: How about you?
Disturbed: Son are you kidding me? I hit a girl in Atlanta, a girl in New york, a girl in San francisco-
SC: San diego!
D: Oh your right
Wayne: How about you say one of your raps?
P: Nah
Wayne: Come on.
P: Fine I made a parody of "I'm from New York"
P:
Gotta hundred crabs on my dick I'm from new york (new york)
Got shankers that feel like shit cuz I'm from new york (new york)
It really burn when my penis spit cuz I'm from new york (new york)
Gotta hundred ways to make you sick I'm from new york (new york)
and you know

*Paul gets kicked outta cell*

The Ravishing One

01-03-2005, 05:18 PM

Good stuff guys :y: i'll rp tomorrow.

Kapoutman

01-03-2005, 05:20 PM

All right guys. RAW will probably be up tomorrow night at around 4am or something when I come back from work. May be tonigh at 4am when I get back from work, but I doubt it.

The Naitch

01-03-2005, 06:34 PM

Poolside Pimpin'
featuring The Naitch and MVP

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Naitch: Listen, just eat the damn strawberry you stupid slut

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MVP: Naitch! Her name isn't slut....it's SKANK!

Naitch: oh. Thanks for clearing up the confusion, son.

MVP: CHEERS! This extrememly homo-erotic drink I'm drinking is bringing out the homosexual in me

Naitch: :shifty: That's because you're drinking a strawberry margarita

MVP: :shifty: WAITER! Bring me a JD on the rocks! And hurry up with that! CHOP CHOP!

The Naitch

01-03-2005, 07:57 PM

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*At a recent house show, Danny Electric seeks PAYBACK in retaliation to Naitch's homophobic remarks regarding Strawberry Margaritas*

Kapoutman

01-04-2005, 04:45 AM

Well guys, I know that you didn't all have the time to do promos for this Raw, but I was excited about writing my first show. Anyway, I will leave about a week for promos for the next Raw, so don,t worry.

Here we go, first Raw under the Dusty Administration.

TNA RAW

*We open our show with one of the greatest display of pyrotechnic EVER. Guess somebody put a bit more cash in the budget. We immediately start with our two commentators, whose name I can't remember, welcoming us.*

JR: WHAT A NIGHT WE WILL HAVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. This is the first show under Dusty Desmarais' control, and according to Dave Meltzer, we have a great surprise coming up tonight! Stay until the end, the football suck today anyway.

JL: Well JR, we will start right away with a match involving a rookie, the great Mahagee!

Single Match: Mahagee vs Hoot & Toot Guerrera

*The light dim, as Mahagee's musci (Which I have no idea what it is supposed to be) starts. The Japanese superstar makes his way to the ring, where Hoot & Toot Guerrera is already waiting. Wow, the guy had no intro at all. I guess we all know what it means.*

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*Mahagee starts with a headlock takedown. He puts so much pressure that Guerrera's hair are turning blonde. Guerrera manages to get on his feet and break the hold. He gets into the ropes, but he is is met by a quick kick by Mahagee.*

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*After a bit more brawling, it appears that Mahagee is way too powerful for the stumbling Hoot & Toot. One more kick to the head, and Mahagee climbs the top turnbuckle.*

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*Guerrera tries to duck the moonsault, but Mahagee still catches him, WITH THE KNEES CATCHING THE HEAD. Guerrera is knocked out, and Mahagee makes the easy cover. 1..2...3!*

WINNER: Mahagee via moonsault

*After the match, Mahagee decides it is not enough and wants to make a real impact. He shoves Guerrera outside of the ring and brings him on the announcer table.*

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*A piledriver later, and Mahagee completely KILLED Guerrera. Paramedics attend the poor guy as the new guy leaves, satisfied.*

JR: Great. One match in and we have no more table. At least Mahagee made a great debut, BAH GAWD!

*After this great match, we switch to Dusty Desmarais, who is cleaning files in his new office.*

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DD: Let's see...Woah. Old contracts for the Axis of Evil. Ossama Binshaw Layfield, Stone Cold Saddam Hussein, Just Joe Stalin...I already said what I think about these men. BYE BYE POOPY PANTS! :cool:

*Gerardo Fantana is being held by security officers as he barges into the office. He still has his "Mexican Title" over his shoulder.*

GF: Come on guys! Why are you holding me like that? It's because I'm Mexican? You're gonna have the Human Rights on your ass!

DD: It's OK guys, I wanna talk to him.

*The guards leave the room, leaving Gerardo with Dusty.*

DD: It's OK son, I saw what you did. You want a contract, you want you title to be recognized? You think you can do that by assaulting one of our employees? Well, I know talent when I see it, and I will give you a contract, but you may never assault one of our employees again, unless it is in a sanctioned match. Understood?

GF: I wouldn't do such a thing, unless the man in question was a racist. You should have seen it, your announcer had hatred in his eyes. I could see it! What about my title?

DD: Well, we don't need another title at this moment. It will not be instated.

GF: That's because I am Mexican? You son of a...

DD: Son, this promotions wants to keep things within the limits of dignity and good taste.

GF: Then why aren't you wearing pants?

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DD: :shifty: Long story. Anyway, you will start next week. You better be ready. In the meantime...Why don't you get a haircut?

*Fantana leaves the room as Dusty frantically searches for his pants*

(Sorry, I need pics of Carlito is anybody has some)

VB Title Match: Savior (c) vs PDD

IT'S ME, IT'S ME, IT'S

P
D
D

*PDD makes his entrance first to a round of boos, as Savior follows him closely, accompanied by Mad Man, throwing a freestyle which is too offensive and cutting edge for us to print here. They start with some brawling. A lot of it in fact. Savior takes control after a couple of seconds and starts bringing the offense*

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*PDD ducks an incoming clothesline and gets a neckbreaker out of it for a two-count. PDD and Savior continue brawling some more, but this time, The Positive Man takes the advantage. After putting Savior down with a sideslam, he takes the time to taunts the fans with his "Positive sign".*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/pdd1.jpg

*Savior takes that occasion to score a punch behind the head. He goes for his finisher (to which somebody should point me the name)...

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/savior2.jpg

*...but PDD slides out of it and goes for the Positive Cutter. Savior shoves PDD into the ropes, where he is tripped by Mad Man. The ref sees him and berates the Mad One. Suddenly, Innovator comes from the crowd and NAILS THE LAST EXIT on PDD.*

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*The ref decides to end the match and disqualifies the hell out of everybody. Invisible jumps from the crowd and attacks Innovator to finish the segment.*

Single Match: Nowhere Man vs Jackal

*The Jackal makes his way to the ring first, looking intimidating as usual*

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*Nowhere Man then enters the ring and waits in a corner for the ref to ring the bell. The bell rings, but all of a sudden, Shaggy's old theme music hits, distracting Jackal.*

JR: Could this be?

JL: Could Shaggy be returning to TNA?

*It turns out to be nothing but a distraction from the NCW member. It seems like it worked, and as soon as Jackal turns around, he is met by a modified Manhattan drop/Spinebuster, which is enough to put Jackal away. 1...2...3!*

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*Nowhere Man leaves the ring, as Jackal, surprised, gets up. He leaves the ring, but he is taunted by fans at ringside. The unfortunate recipient of Jackal's anger is a poor 5 year old boy who was laughing. Here is the last thing seen by the pre-schooler.*

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*The poor boy is speared out of his shoes, as Jackal is then restrained by security. We can hear the parents yelling "I'M SUING! I'M SUING!" as the segment comes to an end.*

*We are transported to a meeting room in the arena, where Disturbed 3:16 is standing in front of Dusty Desmarais and a couple of other extras, which are supposed to be forming the discipline comitee. They are already discussing the man's future. Dusty starts speaking since extras never talk.*

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DD: Mr. 3:16, I hope you are aware of what brings you here. It is not your behaviour inside of the ring, but you behaviour outside of it which makes it necessary for us to bring you here. We want our wrestlers to be models, and to be good ambassadors of our company. Obviously, the fact that you give the middle-finger to a 4 years old boy at an autograph session, added to the fact that you did time for beating your wife makes you less than a role model. I want you to understand that the cheapshot you gave to me after our match will in no way interfere in our judgement today.

D316: Of course....JACKASS. :lol:

DD: :mad: Mr. Disturbed, what I am offering you today is not a suspension, a fine or anything like that. I want you to remain on the active roster. You are a good asset to the company. However, we are offering you a choice. You can go the easy way, or the hard way.

D316: Well, this is an important decision. What is the easy way?

DD: You do whatever you want inside of the ring, but you act as this commitee wants you to outside of it.

D316: And the hard way?

DD: Well, you might as well do it the easy way, because if you do it the hard way, you will end up doing it my way anyway.

D316: This is a tough decision. I need to think about it for a while.

*Disturbed puts his hand at his head to think...for about 10 seconds.*

D316: All right. Please come here so that we can shake hands on a great deal.

DD: Glad to see you did the right decision, Disturbed.

*As Dusty approaches Disturbed, he receives a swift kick in the gut and A STUNNER!*

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D316: Never trust a Disturbed man, jackass.

*Disturbed leaves the scene as Dusty is having seizures all over the place.*

Single Match: The Naitch vs TRO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*The Naitch makes his entrance to the ring, with the great robe and all the glitz necessary.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/naitch1.jpg

Naitch: WOOOOOOOOO! TRO, you son of a bitch! Bring your ass here so that I can give you a taste of what will happen in that Iron Man match against THE MAN, MVP! WOOOOOOOOO!

SIMPLY, SIMPLY RAVISHING

*TRO's music hits to a chorus of boo. The fans are on their feet, throwing garbages at the entrance ramp. After a minute, it is obvious that TRO is not coming to the ring.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/naitch2.jpg

Naitch: What's the matter son? You are afraid of what is waiting for you? WOOOOOOOOO! Let me tell you, you get what you deserve! You...

*TRO was waiting under the ring all this time! He emerges from under the apron and hits The Naitch in the back of the head with his sledgehammer! The Naitch is out cold! Look at the diabolical face on TRO!*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/tro1.jpg

*MVP runs from the entrance and slides into the ring! He has a sledgehammer of his own! They look at each other and agree to drop the weapons. This gives us an INTENSE staring contest.*

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*MVP and TRO start exchanging punches, and after a great fight, MVP clotheslines TRO off the ring and off his pants.*

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*MVP slowly helps The Naitch to his feet as they share a special moment. The fans are going NUTS for MVP. The show goes off the air with MVP and The Naitch, standing in the middle of the ring.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/naitchmvp.jpg

*We go off the air? No! Dusty Desmarais comes to the ring with a microphone. What could this be for?*

JR: I believe this is his special announcement he promised us!

JL: So that's what Meltzer was talking about?

DD: Well, what a night we had, right?

*FANS POP*

DD: I know for a fact that Joey Radd was frustrated at not having a match tonight on Raw. I decided to keep my talent happy. As I said before, I am a man of the people, so what you want, is what you get. JOEY RADD, COME ON DOWN!

*Joey Radd comes to the ring with his IC title and brags...a lot.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/radd.jpg

DD: Well, you wanted to wrestle, that's what you will do!

JR: RADDICAL!

DD: Did I mention your opponent? You might know him. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the man of the hour, the gorgeous...ZACK F'N MORRIS!

*The Saved By The Bell theme hits as Zack Morris, the former/current NCW superstar makes his way to the ring!*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/zackmorris.jpg

DD: Oh yeah! As a last minute move before handing me the management, Loose Cannon was able to sign Zack Morris to a TNA exclusive contract! The title is one the line...RIGHT NOW!

*The bell rings and we manage to get a nice, technical match between the two wrestlers. They exchange hammerlocks, fireman carries and other sweet little manoeuvers. After a while, Joey Radd manages to get the upperhand after a reverse DDT. Of course, he brags about it.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/radd2.jpg

*Morris takes the occasion to give a thunderous lowblow to Radd. He goes for a cover, only for two. Joey Radd and Morris are both down, trying to catch their breath. Radd gets up first, and goes for a dropkick, ducked by Morris. Radd hits the ref instead, and we get a ref bump. Out from the back comes Loose Cannon!.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/lc.jpg

*The ref is still down, and LC climbs the top turnbuckle. Morris places a chair on Radd's face, and LC jumps to hit a picture perfect elbow drop on Radd's face! LC throws the chair out and wakes up the ref who makes the cover. 1...2...3! The fans can't believe it! Zack Morris and LC just stole the IC title off Joey Radd! Zack Morris is the new IC champ! Zack and LC, are of course, very proud of that.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/lczack.jpg

*We go off the air with the new champ celebrating, while of course, Joey Radd is left in the ring, unconscious.*

The Ravishing One

01-04-2005, 04:46 AM

LOL, Naitch you're not one to miss an oppotunity.

The Ravishing One

01-04-2005, 04:57 AM

Good show K-Man :y:

The Ravishing One

01-04-2005, 05:29 AM

*During a boring ladies match between Ilt and Victoria Inc, TRO makes his way to the ring*

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*TRO grabs mic and enters the ring*

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TRO: Here you go Ilt, a dollar. Im not sure whether thats how much money the company can truly make out of you or how much you charge for the night! GET OUTTA HERE!!

TRO: Its only a matter of time before im champ, but TRO is concerned! Why you ask? well watch this video clip that TRO recorded.

*Video clip is shown of MVP taking the TNA referee's out ice skating*
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TRO: MVP, you're scared of losing the title. You're trying to buy the referee's dammit! and they're loving it! Look at the clip they're pinching you bum flirting away with you!

*TRO turns to the ref who was just in the ladies match*

TRO:Get the hell out of MY ring!
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*TRO just drops mic and stares around before leaving*
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The Ravishing One

01-04-2005, 05:42 AM

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*After returning from his short break, it looks as if our champ has drunk too many cocktails and has an upset his stomach*

Loose Cannon

01-04-2005, 10:36 AM

EXCELLENT SHOW KAPOUT.

NCW: YOU GOT SWERVED

Azriel

01-04-2005, 11:13 AM

ooc: Hey guys, I know I've been away for a while. Looks like I missed A LOT Sorry about that.

Loose Cannon

01-04-2005, 11:27 AM

$$HERE COMES THE MONEY$$ Hits and out comes LC
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**LC gets in the ring
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*Grabs Mic
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UHHHHH......WHO GOT SWERVED???

CROWD: NCWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :lol: BOOOOOOOOOOO
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CROWD: TNA...........TNA...........TNA...........TNA........TNA

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LC: HMMMMMMM, so I'm hearing rumors that NCW is set to take another one of TNA's superstars right. There were set to steal one more piece of TNA and make TNA's ship sink even more huh?[color]

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CROWD :lol:

LC: Well, you want to try to throw a fastball at TNA, then I will hit you with a curveball and strike your ass out.

CROWD POPS

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LC: It seems to me that if anybody's ship is sinking it's NCW. They just lost one of there greatest, one part of thier foundation, one of thier most loyal....whom I will get to in a minute. Many people were asking me before today's show, "Why did you turn on Radd and why did you help an NCW superstar win the IC TITLE?"

Well, first off, I saw that idiot Joey Radd show up twice in the NCW. That's a no no with me, unless you have a permit from TNA. Then I heard some rumors and being the SMART MARK that I am, I knew what was going on and I turned the tides. What's a SMART MARK you ask?......or a SMARK if you will. Well you see, a SMARK is someone who is smarter then the average fan......like you people

CROWD BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

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[color=green] Hey, WOAH......That's okay. It's alright not to have such smarts as myself. A SMARK is someone who is smarter then your average C-FED superstars. A SMARK is someone who knows the in's and out's of the business. A SMARK is someone who always knows the real truth beforehand. LASTLY.....SMARKS STICK TOGETHER.....FOREVER

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LC: Oh, that's right, The SMARK FOUNDATION is alive AND KICKING BABY. You see, let's go back to high school.....my high school...BAYSIDE HIGH. Yes, that Bayside High. I was an honor student, a top athlete, a scholar, on the dean's list every year and I had all the chicks. Never thought a Smark could get some chicks right? WRONG. But, you see, I didn't do it alone. I had some company. I had some freinds....some best freinds that had my back everyday of the week. They were more like brothers to me. When we went off to college, you made a pact to always stick together. And now that pact has surfaced one again....in TNA.

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SO IT IS MY GREAT PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU FELLOW MEMBER OF THE SMARK FOUNDATION......THE NEW IC CHAMPION.....ZACH MORRIS

Scorpion

01-04-2005, 11:27 AM

OOC: good job Kapout, lol i killed a 5 year old

*Jackal is shown backstage in Dusty Desmarais' office, surrounded by security.*
Jackal: Why did you call me in here?
DD: What you did the other day was unacceptable, you speared a five year old boy straight to the damned hospital.
Jackal: I...thought he was older..
DD: That dont matter, you shouldnt harm any fan in my arena. Im sorry but as punishment for this i am going to put you on an indefinate suspension, without pay.
Jackal: Fine, it doesnt matter... but when i return hell will come with me.

*jackal stands up and clotheslines the hell out of one of the scurity officers then pushes his way out of the office. The fans are heard chanting*

Fans: Na, Na, Na, Na. Na, Na, Na, Na. Hey, Hey, Goodbye

McLegend

01-04-2005, 11:31 AM

Save by the bell college years hits and out walks Zack Morris

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Zack stands in the ring for a minute without saying anything. He's taking in the moment.

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Zack starts to talk

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Zack: So this is TNA. I like it. I haven’t even had a chance to unpack hence the backpack. I got to thank LC for this if it weren’t him I wouldn’t be here in front of you all today. Thanks LC

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LC: No Problem man.

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Zack: All you Zack attacks out there might be asking yourselves why is Zack in TNA. It’s not just because of LC but because of you the Zack Attacks

Crowd not sure how to react

Zack: Also because of profits. LC and I are well accomplished business men and scholars we know gold when we see it. With LC smarts and my quick thinking we will be unstoppable. Also I only have the Zack Attacks best interest.

Crowd now Boos and NCW fans chant YOU SOLD OUT

Zack listening to the heat he’s getting

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Zack: Look your hero is the TNA IC champ. Something that I and you the Zack Attacks deserve. You wouldn’t have seen that in NCW

NCW fans and TNA fans now Boo and chant YOU SOLD OUT

Zack: Everyone will see that the Smark foundation is really that good. You want to know why will be unstoppable. It because of our motto.

Zack then writes something on a mini blackboard and shows it to the crowd

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Zack: Everyone should live their lives this way. The world would be a better place. That’s what were here to do make the world a better place and what a great place to start TNA.

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Zack: I know you’re all happy that I decided to come to TNA. Thank You for your time.

Azriel

01-04-2005, 11:37 AM

Nevermind :lol:

Scorpion

01-04-2005, 11:43 AM

SuperSlim

01-04-2005, 12:04 PM

wicked swerve man.

Azriel

01-04-2005, 12:08 PM

"Of Wolf and Man" hits and Azriel makes his return to TNA to a thunderous ovation. He gets in the ring and grabs a mic

Azriel: My fellow Azrielites, a happy New Year to you all. I have returned. Unfortunately, I recently got the flu not too long back and was horribly sick for the last few weeks, but luckily I have recovered, unfortunately, Laurie's still sick, but she'll make her return soon, don't worry guys. Anyway, it seems like I have missed a lot since my absence. First off, we have a new general manager, Dusty Desmarais. I welcome you sir, and I hope your reign here will be much more pleasant than when that idiot LC used to run this joint.

We also had Shaggy defect to NCW. Thank the Gods for that. Now he can stink up that horrid place all he wants. Good riddance and don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Now look at poor Jackal, all alone without his master to advise him and now he's a jobber. Oh, the sweet justice of it all. You know, you should have taken Nowhere Man's offer Jackal.

Speaking about LC, it looks like you are back to being just a standard wrestler, which means I can kick your ass whenever I want. Now, come on LC, did you think I would really let you escape from my sights? You know the Azrielites are just dying to see LC versus Azriel, and it will happen LC. Not right now though. I have someone else in mind right now.

LC, I applaud you for getting one up on NCW by bringing Zach to TNA, but Zach, you made a big mistake coming here. You see, you're in the big leagues now boy. Let me guess, you were sulking from your loss at Holiday Holocaust and you decided, only after a few months, to join up with LC because you honestly believed you would have a better chance here? HA! You're a real funny person. Oh sure, you won the IC title in your first match, but do you honestly believe you'll be able to hold on to it for long? Not with a rabid wolverine breathing down your back. The moment you aligned yourself with LC, you made an enemy of me, because I hate everything associated with that devil. By winning that title Zach, you have tainted it with corruption, and the only way to cleanse it is by me winning that title off of you. That's right Zach, I challenge you for the IC title. Are you man enough? Welcome to the big leagues.

Scorpion

01-04-2005, 12:31 PM

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The huge bald man hops over the wire, and…

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JG: Mein Gott! He damn near took Shaggy’s head off!

The huge man leaps back over the wire, and backs up the ramp with a sick smile on his face. Meanwhile, J Dogg grabs a piece of barbed wire from the side of the ring. He puts it around Shaggy’s neck, and begins choking him out! Blood pours from his neck, and the referee quickly raises his arm 3 times to end his suffering.

*DING DING DING*

The crowd go wild as the referee pulls Dogg away from Shaggy, before raising his hand in victory. He hands him his title belt, which instantly turns red with the blood on his hands. J Dogg holds up his title, before picking his way out of the ring and to the back. Medical personal rush down to the ring, and wait for the barbed wire to be cleared before entering the ring. They place Shaggy on a stretcher, and wheel him to the back.

Result: J Dogg Wins via K.O.

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A backstage interviewer catches up with the large bald man.

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Dictator: Who are you?

Jackal: The Jackal… Has come… To NCW.

Jackal smiles wildly at the dictator before walking away.

Azriel

01-04-2005, 12:36 PM

Ah well...less competition for me :lol:

Kapoutman

01-04-2005, 12:36 PM

Good to see you back in the mix, Azriel.

Innovator

01-04-2005, 12:46 PM

Damn, siiiick show Special K

Nowhere Man

01-04-2005, 12:48 PM

Good Raw, and nice swerve by LC. But Christ, I think me and Loopy are the only folks left in NCW by now.

Oh, and welcome back Azrael.

McLegend

01-04-2005, 12:57 PM

Kapout great show.

Champion of Europa

01-04-2005, 03:55 PM

Great job, Kapout. I had trouble finding Carlito pics too. :D Ah well, I'll figure something out.

SuperSlim

01-04-2005, 04:02 PM

yeah I had a real problem finding them which is why I had to change to Booker T. If I can find a site with a bunch of Carlito pics then I'll hit you up with them.

Loose Cannon

01-04-2005, 04:19 PM

The Smark Foundation makes there way out to the ring to some huge heat
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LC takes the mic as apparently a freind has joined Zach and LC in the ring.
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Before I begin, let me just say that standing to my left is yet another Bayside High grad, Ms. Kelley Kapowski. (yeah, I know it's splled differently) I invited here to the show tonight as she is a good freind of ours.

Well Zach, we haven't even been together for a day and already people are talking. We got Azriel issuing you a challenge. :lol: What's that about? I heard he got a 840 on his SAT's :nono: He's not really a sharp one if you know what I mean.

And what's all of this about time remaining on your NCW contract. Zach, you're the IC Champion, you don't have to show up in that piss poor place anymore. In fact, I'll pay you not to show up and match the fine they give you.

Now on to Nowhere Man. Don't think I forgot about you pal. Don't think just because I've had a few things to do this past week I'm just gonna let you walk around here like you are a human being. Because your far from my league **POINTS TO ZACH** OUR LEAGUE. Nowhere Man, I warned you and now you will see for yourself how dangerous I am. Just wait until my next promo.

**LC drops the mic and the Smark Foundation leave.

The Naitch

01-04-2005, 04:20 PM

No more matches for The Naitch. TRO ended my wrestling career. I just want to be a full-time manager/mentor for MVP :lol:

Savior

01-04-2005, 04:21 PM

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LC: Hey Paul!.....I want to talk to you.
LC: Since you were the first TNA Smark I wanted to offer you a spot in my little stable. Thats the key word for "group" to you idiot marks at home.
Paul: Let me think
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Paul: No!
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Paul (While LC is on the ground): That IC title was good as mine until you decided to have that bitch Zack come along. You keep shovling shit in my face. You and your stable can go to hell!

The Naitch

01-04-2005, 04:36 PM

No more matches for The Naitch. TRO ended my wrestling career. I just want to be a full-time manager/mentor for MVP :lol:

Because if there's one man that I'd want to end Naitch's career, it's TRO. He put up with so many of my gay jokes over the year.

Same goes for Danny. He was the first to retire The Naitch.

:lol:

Naitch is still alive and kicking though! Just not in the ring!

WOOOOOOOOOOO!

McLegend

01-04-2005, 04:50 PM

u changed you avatar. :nono: :'(

:wavesad: bye Vanilla Ice.

Loose Cannon

01-04-2005, 05:05 PM

Posting this in both threads cause it qualifies for it.

Zach and Radd meet in a subway station after both C-FED shows.
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Radd: Hey, aren't you.....

Zach: The man that just pinned you...Yep that's me :) Zach Morris at your service.

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Radd: Come on. Pin me? I slipped in the ring and my back was glued to the mat. I don't know what happened. LC must of put some glue on the mat or something

Zach :roll:

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Zach: AWWWW, what's a matter. Feeling a little down without your Title there. Hey, I'll bet you'll win a Title in NCW....maybe the Hardcore Title :lol:

Radd: :mad:

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LC: Heyyyyyy, look who it is. The Inter....Oh wait...former Intercontinental Champion...Joey Radd :lol: Hey, how's it going former champ?

Radd: You're a real asshole LC

Zach: Hey, I bet he can't even spell asshole

LC: :lol:

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Zach: Hey thanks for the million dollars LC

LC: No problem Pal, you earned it.

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Radd: :wtf: You still owe me some money LC

Zach: Hey, do the thing. Do it...Do it

LC: Oh I'm sorry Joey. Here is your money right he.......DENIED

Zach and LC :lol:

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LC: Alright Zach, got to go...Catch you later dude. Oh, and good luck in that shit hole Radd

Zach: Later LC

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Radd: I'm outta here

Zach: Hey Radd, don't let the door hit you on the way out

Radd: ........

Zach :lol:

thanks to IMAGESHACK FOR HOSTING THE IMAGES :kiss:

Savior

01-04-2005, 06:14 PM

LC you see my promo just checkin...
Oh and where are you getting your pics?

MVP

01-04-2005, 06:17 PM

Hell of a show K-Man. :y:

legend, glad to have you in TNA. I was mad psyched when LC told me we got you.

Kapoutman

01-04-2005, 06:49 PM

Card for the next Raw

MVP vs Outsider (Non-title)
LC/Zack Morris vs Nowhere Man/Azriel
Innovator vs PDD - X-Treme Title
Gerardo Fantana vs Mahagee
Disturbed vs Mad Man w/Savior

Once again, I tried to put as many people as possible on the card. Even if you don't have a match, you'll probable have a segment. I want to keep some matches for the PPV, so that might be another reason.

I'll post a card of the PPV soon. It will not be complete though.

The next Raw will be in roughly a week, maybe 5 days.

Loose Cannon

01-04-2005, 06:56 PM

Wow, Hottttt card Kapout. Liking my tag match :naughty:

Savior, I saw your post. It'll get a response sooner or later.

MVP

01-04-2005, 07:00 PM

YESSSSSSSS I GET TO FACE OUTSIDER FINALLY. :D

Big updates on the site: http://tpwwtna.tripod.com

Kapoutman

01-04-2005, 07:00 PM

By the way, thank you very much everybody for the feedback. :cool: :y:

Kapoutman

01-04-2005, 07:23 PM

By the way guys, my name is spelt "Desmarais". There are two "a" in it. :y:

Champion of Europa

01-04-2005, 07:46 PM

A generic Mexican mariachi tune with a rock beat plays as Gerardo Fantana makes his way to the ring. The Mexican Championship remains over his shoulder. The crowd boos him as he climbs the steps and enters the squared circle. Trash (paper, beer, fruits, a trailer park looking male) are thrown into the ring. Gerardo leans down to observe this spectacle.

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Gerardo: What in the hell? With your public display of hostility, you all have shown me your true colors. First of all, as you fat asses sit around drinking your beer, you are wasting away our planet. Gerardo Fantana: YOUR Mexican Hero condemns this littering. Second, you acknowledged that Mexicans a truly the peak of human evolution. You have thrown your own human, racist waste into the ring to show you that Gerardo Fantana: YOUR Mexican Hero is getting through to you. You all have become ashamed of what you are, and you rightfully should. Bring your eyes to the Adonis of a figure that is Gerardo Fantana: YOUR Mexican Hero.

*Gerardo Strips down to wrestling trunks, and forces the ref to assist him in the heinous deed*

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Gerardo: LOOK AT ME! None of you could ever hope to touch the physical specimen that I am (Except you, mamacita. Call me, baby.)

*Gerardo acknowledges the woman*

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Gerardo: Now, about my opponent for my debut match. Mahagee. The Japanese man that hides behind the paint. He is ASHAMED of who he is and he is ASHAMED of his heritage. He doesn't want to show all of you bigots that he is different. As much as I would like to applaud him for abandoning his country, what he is doing is being a COWARD! I, Gerardo Fantana: YOUR Mexican Hero, am proud of my Mexican heritage, just as you all will soon be, whether you want to or not.

*crowd boos*

Gerardo: When we wrestle on RAW, he will display his cowardice for you all to see. You will no longer cheer him. Every last one of you will see him bow down before me and beg for mercy at the hands of Gerardo Fantana: YOUR Mexican Hero.

*the crowd grows increasingly frustrated with the repetition of his name*

Gerardo: Just to show you all that I have no fear of anyone of any other inferior heritage, whether it be English, Japanese, Swedish, and so on, I will put the Mexican Championship on the line against Mahagee. You racist sons of bitches may say that Dusty Desmarais did not sanction my title. Well I'm not gonna let some Southern Good Ol' Boy oppress my people. In his first match Mahagee was fed a fellow Mexican so that he could look more impressive. Who set up that match? Dusty Desmarais. For his record against the Mexican people, it is my RIGHT to defend my own championship. If he doesn't like it, he can kiss my heroic Mexican ass!

*presents his miraculously reclothed ass to Dusty*

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Gerardo: All of that's the truth, because it came from Gerardo Fantana: YOUR Mexican Hero. Hey, walking out without being chased by white men. This is new for TNA.

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Disturbed316

01-04-2005, 07:53 PM

*A clip is shown of the incident between Disturbed316 and Dusty Desmaris on Raw*

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*The camera then opens up backstage to see Disturbed316 being interviewed by Dick McCrotch, who for some reason is dressed like a lumber jack*

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Dick McCrotch: Let me "axe" you a question Disturbed, what happened last week on Raw was a completly shocking moment here in TNA. Why did you do that to Mr Desmaris?

D316: Well Dick, I did what I did to Dusty....

Dick McCrotch: Mr Desmaris...

*Disturbed stares at Dick*

D316: I did what I did to Dusty because he pissed me off. Never have I ever been so humiliated in my life. Dragged up infront of what could have been described as a jury, then FORCED to comply with his rules, just because I showed a 4 year old kid my middle finger exercise and he didn't like it.

I'm a former World Champion...I deserve to be treated with respect, not like piece of shit. That is why I did what I did.

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Dick McCrotch: Well, I would say what you did as an act of disrespect to Mr Desmaris...

*Disturbed gives Dick an ice cold stare*

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D316: Why should I give a shit about what you have to think? You mean nothing to me or this company. You are one of those guys who wanted to be a star like me, but didn't have the guts to go through the hours of training, the hours on the road and all the other tough shit to get here. People like you piss me off, and when I'm pissed off I...

*Disturbed kicks Dick in the stomach and gives him a Stunner*

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D316: DO THAT! Watch out everyone...because I will get what I want....whether you like it....or not.

*Disturbed316 walks off and the camera fades out*

Savior

01-04-2005, 09:17 PM

Dusty: And thats why Raw is better!
*Pauls theme interupts him*
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Paul: You son of a bitch Radd was mine Thats was my IC title! Gimme a match for it now!
Dusty: get off- GET OFF
*Paul willingly gets off*
Dusty: You can't have an IC shot you already have a title! And you VB title will be defended at the PPV so you'll just have to wait for the IC title!
Paul: Well in that case-
*Paul grabs Dusty by his Jacket and it rips off*
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JR: He hit him with the F-U! Dusty will be looking for revenge!

Bazooka

01-04-2005, 10:28 PM

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**Backstage Mahagee is shown sitting cross legged in front of the Daimoku.

Mahagee chanting:" RIN, PYOU, TOU, SHA, KAI, JIN, RETSU, ZAI, ZEN (repeated)” Until Mahagee is interrupted by Disturbed.

Disturbed:"HAHA, damn what the hell are you doing? Somebody chanting to steer the evil spirits away from his match with Gerardo cause he’s gonna lost to that son of a bitch. Coward."

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Mahagee very irate: "This is time for chant. You not chant, you go, go away now and let me be!"

**Mahagee turns around and tries chanting again**

Disturbed coughing loudly: "What?"

Mahagee angrily: "It is Buddhist ritual, to chant infront of Gohonzan, any time you feel. It means a lot to me, you fool. Go away now before Mahagee get very angry!”

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Disturbed: ”Let me get something straight Mahagee, nobody spits in my face without consequence. Yeah, remember that don’t you? Let’s see what you got here, so, this is what? A gohonzan. (Disturbed approaches it and picks it up) Oh, is that a scroll in there, is that what you chant to?

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**Disturbed picks it out and blows his nose in it and spits tobacco sauce into the Gohonzan**

**Mahagee is really pissed off! He gets up and goes to spit in the face of Disturbed but Disturbed covers his face… Mahagee goes down low and kicks Disturbed in the nuts!

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(Disturbed is on the floor reeling in pain, then Mahagee spits green mist into the eyes of Disturbed)

Mahagee: “You disgrace the name of the Gohonzan, and I disgrace you!! Mahagee has many gohonzan but to disgrace one is to insult Mahagee in highest Magniiiitude. You be ashamed!!”

**Mahagee leaves the locker room while Disturbed is still rolling in pain on the floor**

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Later on, Mahagee approaches Dusty.

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Mahagee: “Dusty, I demand match in honor of my pride. I fight Disturbed at Caption Day! Mahagee demand retribution.”

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Dusty takes a look at Mahagee: “Look, I hate Disturbed as much as you but I don’t know if making this match will benefit either of you. Disturbed is, he’s a loose cannon and he deserves to rot for it but… I’ll get back to you Mahagee, I’ll think it over… I’ll get back to you.”

**Mahagee bows and and walks away**

(end of segment)

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Info:

For Mahagee pictures, go here:

http://www.geocities.com/muta_mark/photos.html

and his theme song is Black Steel by Tricky. (Reggae that sound a bit Japanese)

PDD

01-04-2005, 10:32 PM

http://www.heian-bussho.com/photo/choushouji1.JPG

**Backstage Mahagee is shown sitting cross legged in front of the Daimoku.

Mahagee chanting:" RIN, PYOU, TOU, SHA, KAI, JIN, RETSU, ZAI, ZEN (repeated)” Until Mahagee is interrupted by Disturbed.

Disturbed:"HAHA, damn what the hell are you doing? Somebody chanting to steer the evil spirits away from his match with Gerardo cause he’s gonna lose to that son of a bitch. Coward."

http://chugg.net/Content-Wrestling/muto06.jpg
Mahagee very irate: "This is time for chant. You not chant, you go, go away now and let me be!"

**Mahagee turns around and tries chanting again**

Disturbed coughing loudly: "What?"

Mahagee angrily: "It is Buddhist ritual, to chant infront of Gohonzan, any time you feel. It means a lot to me, you foo. Go away now before Mahagee get very angry!”

http://members.tripod.com/~TheFranchiseMTA/austin4.jpg
Disturbed: ”Let me get something straight Mahagee, nobody spits in my face without consequence. Yeah, remember that don’t you? Let’s see what you got here, so, this is what? A gohonzan. (Disturbed approaches it and picks it up) Oh, is that a scroll in there, is that what you chant to?

http://www.tuttowrestling.com/austin07.jpg
**Disturbed picks it out and blows his nose in it and spits tobacco sauce into the Gohonzan**

**Mahagee is really pissed off! He gets up and goes to spit in the face of Disturbed but Disturbed covers his face… Mahagee goes down low and kicks Disturbed in the nuts!

http://www.geocities.com/muta_mark/muta61.jpg
(Disturbed is on the floor reeling in pain, then Mahagee spits green mist into the eyes of Disturbed)

Mahagee: “You disgrace the name of the Gohonzan, and I disgrace you!! Mahagee has many gohonzan but to disgrace one is to insult Mahagee in highest Magniiiitude. You be ashamed!!”

**Mahagee leaves the locker room while Disturbed is still rolling in pain on the floor**

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Later on, Mahagee approaches Dusty.

http://www.geocities.com/muta_mark/muta53.jpg
Mahagee: “Dusty, I demand match in honor of my pride. I fight Disturbed at Caption Day! Mahagee demand retribution.”

http://scarless1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bigdust.jpg
Dusty takes a look at Mahagee: “Look, I hate Disturbed as much as you but I don’t know if making this match will benefit either of you. Disturbed is, he’s a loose cannon and he deserves to rot for it but… I’ll get back to you Mahagee, I’ll think it over… I’ll get back to you.”

**Mahagee bows and and walks away**

(end of segment)

__________________________________________________________________________

Info:

For Mahagee pictures, go here:

http://www.geocities.com/muta_mark/photos.html

and his theme song is Black Steel by Tricky. (Reggae that sounds a bit Japanese)

Splaya

01-04-2005, 10:44 PM

Hell of a show K-Man. :y:

legend, glad to have you in TNA. I was mad psyched when LC told me we got you.

:lol: :naughty:

MVP

01-04-2005, 10:49 PM

What the hell are you laughing at you NCW jobber?

McLegend

01-04-2005, 10:50 PM

thats what I was wondering.

Splya what are you laughing at?

Innovator

01-04-2005, 10:57 PM

guys don't worry, it's Splaya

Innovator

01-04-2005, 10:58 PM

BTW welcome to the good guys legend

McLegend

01-04-2005, 10:58 PM

thank you Innovator and MVP

Splaya

01-04-2005, 11:30 PM

What, I just find it hilarious that he jumped to TNA.

And I'm not a jobber Mike. Do you not see tag team gold that I have now :rant:

Kapoutman

01-04-2005, 11:37 PM

Splaya, you can't help it. With all of our talent (and my booking prowess :shifty: ), TNA will return to be the #1 force in Caption Entertainment.

Loose Cannon

01-04-2005, 11:40 PM

We already are. I just need to make a few more moves :naughty:

Kapoutman

01-04-2005, 11:56 PM

Got anything in mind? I am trying to sign people who are not members of any C-Fed right now. As you can see, I discovered a star with CoE. :naughty:

Splaya

01-05-2005, 12:09 AM

Well I've tried to get people but they keep turning NCW down :mad:

Kapoutman

01-05-2005, 12:14 AM

That's because they want to be associated with the original C-Fed. :cool:

Splaya

01-05-2005, 12:17 AM

Associated with the C-fed that is on life support ??? Yeah right.

McLegend

01-05-2005, 12:26 AM

LC: Can you believe Paul jumping me like that.

Crowd pop at LC getting beat up

Zack:Wait Paul jumped you?

LC: Yeah earlier tonight. that's why I got the black eye

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/2200/blackeye7vz.jpg

Zack: Sorry about not being there. He messed you up.

LC: Don't worry bout it will get him later.

Zack: Paul should be thanking you not beating you up.

LC: :wtf: Why

Zack: For not burying him when you had the chance.

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/2134/laughing8vh.jpg

LC: :lol: yeah he should be.

Zack: Man you body is going through thermogenesis really bad .

LC: It's hot back here. :eek: Wo Zack big word thermogenesis.

Zack: If Paul was smart like you and I he would know what thermogenesis means. Paul isn't very smart though so he probably doesn't know what it means

LC: I'll tell him. Since he's not too smart

http://img56.exs.cx/img56/345/shanebookt097dj.png

LC: ther·mo·gen·e·sis A generation or production of heat, especially by physiological processes. In other words I am sweating.

Zack: What about Azriel asking for a shot at my IC title?.

LC: :nono:

Zack: One week he's dead and the next week he's challaging me?

LC: Yeah I thought he was dead too. I was about to call him.

Zack: Thats nice of you.

LC: Yeah, then I rembembered that I didn't give a damn about him.

Zack almost falls over laughing at

http://www.chrisharvard.net/cjb/6.jpg

Zack: :rofl: Thats funny!!! You kill me LC

*Zack takes so some time to get himself together

then he starts to talk to LC again.

http://img56.exs.cx/img56/56/dlochris05copy2bg4rx.jpg

Zack: As for Paul and Azriel getting a shot at my IC title. Let me think.

http://www.chrisharvard.net/pix/chrisandsull.jpg

DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the crowd :rant:

LC: :rofl:

Zack: It takes more then FUing Dusty and coming back from the dead to get a shot at my IC title.

http://img56.exs.cx/img56/56/dlochris05copy2bg4rx.jpg

LC: Man that denied was gold.

Zack: You like how I diguised it.

LC: Didn't see it coming.

end of the promo

Loose Cannon

01-05-2005, 12:37 AM

ROFL. That was gold legend. Wow, what an addition to the roster. The Smark Foundation rules

Ans sorry for spelling Zack wrong even after you told me :lol:

My cousin's name is ZACH. That's why I keep spelling it like that, I'll get it right.

McLegend

01-05-2005, 12:38 AM

Everyone spells it Zach. I don't care it's all good.

McLegend

01-05-2005, 12:42 AM

O and thank you LC

PDD

01-05-2005, 01:00 AM

Just some shout out's to the new kids on the block:

Wow, COE's Gerardo is an awesome addition to the TNA roster.

Legend is looking good. One thing I'd suggest is that he add paragraphs to his promo's... longer speeches. But otherwise they've been very funny and clever.

K-Man is doing just as good a job as LC, both are masters at C-FEDDing, good job to K-Man.

Everyone else (legends) have been on the top of their game. This just shows TNA is far from dying... NCW is doing well as always and Nojabba is an awesome booker but it's nowhere near as big a hit as TNA. If anything NCW is on life support right now... check out the hit's TNA is getting.

Now to address my characters:

PDD is going to be used as a part time wrestler, so I won't RP as much with him.

This account is mostly for Mahagee, since he's a hit right now, and I've been having alot of fun using him. Next best thing in TNA = Mahagee.

Here's some lyrics from Mahagee's theme/which I feel really suit Mahagee since he's all about peace(unless someone interupts him):

I got a letter from the government
The other day
I Opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for the army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn -- I said never
Here is a land that never gave a damn
About a brother like me and myself
Because they never did
I wasn't wit' it, but just that very minute...
It occured to me
The suckers had authority
Cold sweatin' as I dwell in my cell
How long has it been?
They got me sittin' in the state pen
I gotta get out -- but that thought was thought before
I contemplated a plan on the cell floor
I'm not a fugitive on the run
But a brother like me begun -- to be another one
Public enemy servin' time -- they drew the line y'all
To criticize me some crime -- never the less
They could not understand that I'm a Black man
And I could never be a veteran
On the strength, the situation's unreal
I got a raw deal, now I'm lookin for the steel

Loose Cannon

01-05-2005, 01:03 AM

I actually like the way legend does it because I usually don't read it all if it's in a big paragraph :o

The Ravishing One

01-05-2005, 03:46 AM

^ :y:

The Ravishing One

01-05-2005, 03:47 AM

Great posts guys, i'll start spreading some rep that is well deserved.

The Ravishing One

01-05-2005, 04:17 AM

Attention TNA fans, MVP is still sick

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3116&stc=1

Please support TRO as champion giving MVP some well earned rest :D

The Ravishing One

01-05-2005, 04:19 AM

Because if there's one man that I'd want to end Naitch's career, it's TRO. He put up with so many of my gay jokes over the year.

I'm touched :'(

Kapoutman

01-05-2005, 04:26 AM

*Ça Plane Pour Moi by Plastic Bertrand hits as Dusty Desmarais makes his way to the ring, with a clipboard in hand. He also has a microphone, and he has a FREAKIN' COWBOY HAT, so you know it's gonna be serious business. The fans pop, because he is the man.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/dusty/promo2.jpg

DD: Well, I must say that I am proud of TNA. I am proud that we are kicking NCW's ass all over, as the ratings on this sheet have been proving lately. Our "Clash of the Captions" thread is beating their "Blitzkrieg Bash" thread 4 pages to 2! WE RULE.

*Insert an incredible fan pop here*

DD: We also have loads of new talents, and our regular members that are kicking asses all over your MONITOR. How good is that? It is so good in fact, that we will be having one of our biggest PPV in a while. Oh yeah. For Caption Day, live on PPV, I have devised a couple of matches for our PPV, with more to come!. DAMN RIGHT BA-BAY!!

*Dusty smiles. He is proud. Very very proud. Look at this. He is so proud that you can see the spotlights shining on his three chins.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/dusty/promo3.jpg

DD: Let's start from the beginning. As our main-event, for the first time in TNA history, we will have a SIXTY MINUTES IRON MAN MATCH! MVP will defend his World Title against TRO, and you better believe this will be a match so ugly you will be ashamed to show yo' mama! We already knew about this part. We also knew that Invisible and Innovator are both gunning for the World Title, and they have a War to finish. Therefore, they will be facing each others in a match type yet to decide. What I do know is that the winner will become the #1 contender to the World title!

*Dusty works the crowd some more. You know they like it. He gets so into it that he accidently hits the ring announcer with a bionic elbow. The man is surprised, for sure.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/dusty/bionicelbow2.jpg

DD: Azriel wants the IC title? Well, I brought Zack Morris in because I believed he was a good wrestler, and he will have the opportunity to prove just that! It is official: Zack Morris vs Azriel for the IC title at Caption Day!

*The fans show their support to the returning Azriel with a monstrous pop.*

DD: Savior...You think you can get what you want by beating on me? I am not that type of guy! I stand up for what I think is right, and at this moment, you sure as hell gettin' a IC title shot after what you did. You'll have to earn it! I am not an unfair guy, so you won't get a 3-on-1 handicap match or crap like that. No. Instead, at Caption Day, you will face your own friend, MADMAN, for YOUR VB title!

*The fans are happy again, and Dusty continues his speech.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/dusty/promo5.jpg

DD: Now of course, it is necessary to handle that business brewing between Loose Cannon and Nowhere Man, so they also get a match! Make it whatever stipulation you want guys, I don,t care! Just get it over with!

*Gigiddy dance to show that he is cool.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/dusty/rubbingbelly.jpg

DD: Mahagee, your request is accepted. You will get Disturbed all for you, one on one! However guys, I know you hate each others with a passion, but keep it clean! I will keep an eye on you, and I want it by the rules. This brings me to my final point. The TNA Tag Team title has not been defended in a while, and LC is now with Zack Morris, and I see no point in giving them the belt. LC, you are now stripped of your title! Instead, Outsider will have the choice to select a partner of your liking. I need your decision for the RAW show after the PPV! Also, Gerardo Fantana, I will examinate you on Raw this week and see what we can do with you. I see good things if you could only control that ego of yours.

I am done guys, have a good evening!

*Dusty dances some more to his theme music before leaving the ring.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/dusty/shades.jpg

Kapoutman

01-05-2005, 04:27 AM

It means that the updated card for TNA CAPTION DAY~! looks like this.

World Title Match - 60 Minutes Iron Man
MVP vs TRO

#1 Contender's Match
Innovator vs Invisible

IC Title Match
Zack Morris vs Azriel

VB Title Match
Savior vs Madman

Disturbed vs Mahagee

Nowhere Man vs LC

The Ravishing One

01-05-2005, 04:38 AM

Looking good :y:

Disturbed316

01-05-2005, 09:53 AM

*The camera opens up backstage in the parking lot with Disturbed316 looking pissed off*

http://wrestle.ru/photo/steveaustin/images/61.jpg

D316: So it looks like you got what you wanted Mahagee, a match against me at Caption Day. No more cheap shots, no more red/green/purple/whatever mist attacks, no more nothing...untill we step into that ring and all hell will be let loose.

*Disturbed walks over to a car and sits on its hood*

http://www.mailhollywood.com/pics/steve-austin-447.jpg

D316: Now I dont know what your game is here son, but it seems to me you have some kind of problem with who I am. Why else would you disrespect me like you did last week.

*Disturbed gets up and starts to pace around*

D316: Is it my achievments? My popularity? My good looks? My money? My wife....nah. But whatever your reason was, it's had it's affect. Because you have gotten under my skin and I cant seem to get rid of you. So I'm glad that Dusty "two A's" Desmarais has made this match.

*The sky turns dark and the camera zooms in on Disturbed*

http://www.camelotdw.com/fa/graphite/images/wwe-austin.jpg

D316: So you better start praying Mahagee. You better bring all your gods. You better be ready.....because Caption Day is almost upon us.

*The camera fades out*

Loose Cannon

01-05-2005, 12:19 PM

**Camera pans to an enchanted forest
http://www.llbean.com/parksearch/parks/images/full/a0009240.jpg

Voice heard In every man's soul lies the key of the four. The four unstoppable powers that line the boundries of this earth. Strength, Courage, Knowledge and Dignity. It was here, 7 centuries ago, that noble men lost a forgotten war...all because they forgot to use what was inside of them...all because they were too ignorant to realize what they held inside thier souls....all becuase they didn't accept the truth. But among every ignorant race, there is always one willing to learn......willing to understand.....willing to accept what is his to own

**Camera does a 180
http://img17.exs.cx/img17/3312/darkcavecopy5fh.jpg

LC: It is I who have unlcked the four truths and now, I posess more power then any other being on this planet. Every man has a dark side.....a dark shadow of himself.......a ghost deep within waiting to comeout during crucial times. Well, I have turned the key, I have unlocked the lock and I have let him out. Behind me is your future Nowhere Man. It is where your final resting place will be. It is where you will have failed, just like so many others before you have, to unlock those 4 truths. Let's take a gaze through the passage and see what lies ahead for you at Caption Day

**Camera goes through the door.
http://thechanceryhouse.com/gothic_cemetery_art_winter/page_photo.jpg

**Camera zooms into a lone snow covered tombstone
http://img43.exs.cx/img43/3540/crosbyyears4copy1nj.jpg

LC: Prepare for your end Nowhere Man, cause at Caption Day another brave soul shall fall and will soon be forgotten, resting for all eternity

Camera pans up into the light.
http://www.geocities.com/TheTropics/Island/2388/vic9.jpg

McLegend

01-05-2005, 12:23 PM

^^:lol: :rofl:

Loose Cannon

01-05-2005, 12:29 PM

yeah, I love feuding with Nowhere Man cause I get to churn out these crazy promos

Loose Cannon

01-05-2005, 12:39 PM

McLegend

01-05-2005, 12:44 PM

church of orton was before my time :nono:

Innovator

01-05-2005, 01:36 PM

yeah I wasn't participating during the church era but reading it was the goods

SuperSlim

01-05-2005, 01:51 PM

Actually, I think Nowhere Man and myself have the longest running feud in C-FED history. We've feuded ever since he debuted a while ago. He came to stop my Church of Orton and it worked so well cause he really hated Randy Orton :lol:

well it may come in second cause me and Paul been feudin ever since the days of when the hardcore title could be lost in a manner of seconds.

But as of right now that feud has come to a close.

Splaya

01-05-2005, 01:53 PM

Yeah, see, it truly was Your Church of Orton. It was never about us :shifty:

Sorry Lc, I had to put it :lol:

Loose Cannon

01-05-2005, 01:57 PM

That whole angle was great. It started off with just me. Then I got Shaggy to leave TEAM Sexy and join. Then Azriel joined. Then Splaya and then Scorpion.

Savior

01-05-2005, 02:41 PM

Yeah LC what you think Me vs Slim has been the longest running feud.

Innovator

01-05-2005, 02:55 PM

actually the feud between me and LC started on early early pages of the Hardcore Title, me with the good old RKO-botching-videotape loop-submission

Loose Cannon

01-05-2005, 03:06 PM

Yeah LC what you think Me vs Slim has been the longest running feud.

how? I've never seen you feud before other then for the VB Title I just booked. I'm not talking about feuds outside the C-FED. I'm talking about in TNA using the respected characters. LC (Shane) vs Nowhere Man (Sting) has been running the longest. We've had an on and off feud feud ever since he showed up.

Loose Cannon

01-05-2005, 03:08 PM

maybe I just don't remember. I don't know. lol.

The Ravishing One

01-05-2005, 03:09 PM

Team Sexy Vs The Church, those were the days :yes:

Disturbed316

01-05-2005, 03:48 PM

100,000 - 300,000:

Scary Scott, Evil Rick, PDD, Disturbed, Madman

Bonus Info: Evil Rick makes 280,000 a year to top this list. Disturbed and Rick are travelling buddies and usually lose track of time. They will be getting a raise if they would stop showing up late for work!

lol what? I'm never late :mad:

Savior

01-05-2005, 03:55 PM

Judgment Day (TPWW)
Slim and Savior fight to a no contest after beating splaya

Forum Frenzy (TPWW)
World Champion The Ravishing One pinned SuperSlim due to Savior

Trapped (TPWW)
The Ravishing One retained the World Title against Savior due to Slim

Slim then fought over the tag titles against Team Sexy

Slim disapearred for awhile

Up Your Ass (TPWWE)
Savior def. SuperSlim by submission

He disapearred again

We had a match before forum mania I think. Which ended in a no contest

Intoxication (TNA)
World Champion The Cock def. Paul Carrington after SuperSlim interfered and
attacked Paul

Raining Blood (TNA)
we eliminated each other in the cell.

Clash of the Captions (TNA)
Paul Carrington def. VBulletin Champion SuperSlim to win the title in a Cage of Death Match

Loose Cannon

01-05-2005, 03:59 PM

lol, guess you had a feud way back. Got to start paying attention more :lol:

My bad

SuperSlim

01-05-2005, 04:04 PM

it's ok. the final chapter is yet to be written :D

Savior

01-05-2005, 04:07 PM

Yeah when its Paul as TNA champ vs Slim as NCW champ. Paul goes over[/dream]

McLegend

01-05-2005, 04:09 PM

As long has I'm around no matter what c-fed I'm in Slim will never be NCW champ or TNA champ. :lol:

Splaya

01-05-2005, 04:10 PM

Write it now :shifty:

Gone Mad

01-05-2005, 05:05 PM

** A new theme plays, "Everything Sucks" by Dope **
Announcer: Please welcome... THHE MADMAN!!

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/2715/20030227rhyno011wd.jpg

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/6430/111102054xr.jpg
**Crowd POPS as MadMan makes his way to the ring and to the turnbuckles **

Crowd (chanting): MadMan! MadMan! MadMan!
http://img132.exs.cx/img132/5871/20020316rhyno332bm.jpg
MadMan:Shit, it's like I've been gone or something.. thank you for those cheers. Makes me feel.. awkward. But oh well.. I've got alot to talk about including.... The former "R" in R.P.M... Mr. Joey Waddical..

Talk about not being trust-worthy. To think, Radd/Mad Connection had a good ring to it... but ooooh nooo.. He had to be afraid and go off to NCW...

**Crowd BOOS the NCW mention **

Yeah.. Well, we will see in here next month when THOSE SUMBITCHES are bankrupt, ye hear!! TRUST ME ON THAT! **crowd pops that one**

Now.. from one teammate to another.. Paul Carrington. Mr. Savior. Mr. DD put us in a match for your VB title for Caption Day. Savior v. Madman equals money.. money that I need.. And yeah, you have been a good friend these past months. Trust me, we were like glue. And of course, he sticked with TNA and sticked with me.

..But at Caption Day, this is my chance to make an impact. I've been slacking these past weeks but now, I want that chance to be famous. I want that title shot. I've got respect for you. This chance was given to me. I MUST TAKE IT!

**Paul's theme plays as he makes his way to the ring **

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/1475/Cena2.jpg

Paul: Mad, I feel what you're sayin', but chill, dog. I know you want this chance and I have to give you it... but you ain't.. taking this **points at title ** away from me. Trust me.. on that.

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/5612/c233gm.jpg

**Crowd pops as Paul and MadMan stare off for a couple minutes. **
MadMan: Don't forget. I'm the friend that stayed. Caption Day, no mercy, friend. ** leaves ring, leaving Paul with a bitter look . **

**FADE OUT **

SuperSlim

01-05-2005, 05:07 PM

As long has I'm around no matter what c-fed I'm in Slim will never be NCW champ or TNA champ. :lol:

:( whenever I become champ I'll make sure to not give you a shot :p

Savior

01-05-2005, 07:29 PM

*With Madman out Paul grabs the mic*
http://img41.exs.cx/img41/8804/Cena6.jpg
Paul:
Well lets see what TNA is coming to
This company is gettin F'ed up like NCW
But I'm not Radd I will not turn coat
With Splaya as a champ that'll sink any boat
*Pop*
Now the champ gonna go back and say goodnight
But be for I do put your hand up one last time A'ight?
http://img41.exs.cx/img41/4052/Cena8.jpg

MVP

01-05-2005, 07:54 PM

MVP/Cock has got to be the 3rd longest feud. We had heat for nearly 6-7 months.

Savior

01-05-2005, 07:58 PM

You did? I don't remember it being that long.

-------------
LC where did you get those Shane pics?

McLegend

01-05-2005, 08:03 PM

:( whenever I become champ I'll make sure to not give you a shot :p
fair enough

McLegend

01-05-2005, 08:04 PM

:yes:

The Naitch

01-05-2005, 08:14 PM

http://img103.exs.cx/img103/7509/896fa.jpg

*The Naitch is seen backstage showing off his latest plaque for "Best Juicer in TNA History" awarded by Caption-Entertainment Illustrated Magazine*

MVP

01-05-2005, 08:57 PM

YO It's Me, It's Me, It's

M
V
P

Fire On High blasts through the speakers, but it isn't enough to control the HUGE POP FOR THE TNA CHAMPION,

and Stephanie. :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/ChrisJericho/056.jpg

Ten-Second Pose...wait for it...wait for it...THERE

http://wweforever.de/wrestlingpix/pictures/superstars/ChrisJericho/139.jpg

Steph: "Ladies and gentlemen, my fiance, and the greatest TNA Champion in history...Mike Vincent Parsons!!"

TREMENDOUS POP...lots of MVPeons in the arena.

http://img58.exs.cx/img58/3465/mvppissed5qy.png

<MARQUEE right scroll>M V P M V P M V P</MARQUEE>

MVP: "Thank you, thank you MVPeons, but this is not a momentous occasion. The King of Captions is PISSED AS ALL HELL about that bottom-feeding, plastic Ken Doll wannabe named TRO who viciously attacked my mentor and father-like figure...the Great Naitch this past RAW. After I break Outsider's artificial hip on RAW next week, I'm gonna send that Ken Doll back to the factory for repairs, and you can bet..."

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Back in Black hits to a GINORMOUS POP...BUT WAIT IT'S NOT NAITCH

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IT'S OUTSIDER! HUGE HEAT

MVP's reaction

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Outsider: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Crowd is insulted by Outsider's crude joke.

Outsider: "I'm sorry your precious mentor can't be here tonight MVP. Looks like you'll have to get along without him for once. He was never cut out to be an E-Fedder anyway, that's why he's a pathetic lowlife C-Fedder like you. Of course, there's always room for your TNA World Title belt in my closet."

BIG HEAT! MVP tries to run out of the ring and attack Outsider, but suddenly...

OUT OF NOWHERE TRO CLOTHESLINE'S MVP OUT OF THE RING

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TRO poses with the belt. BIG TIME HEAT

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After 30 endless seconds of TRO posing with MVP's belt...MVP RUNS BACK IN THE RING AND GIVES TRO THE RATINGS SPIKE

MVP LOCKS TRO IN THE WALLS

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MVP locks TRO for a good 30 seconds then let's go.

MVP and Steph leave the ring belt in hand. MVP seems confident about their PPV match.

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Fade To Black

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33% of the fans want to marry Steph.

The Naitch

01-05-2005, 09:08 PM

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*At a recent house show, The Naitch and Dusty Desmarais get it on, piggy_back_style*

Savior

01-05-2005, 09:11 PM

you mean the ones with Chris Nowitski and Shane added in? If you do LC makes them. He adds shane in. In other words he has photo shop or photo snap? I don't remember the name, but you get it.Nah the ones like when I threw him against the wall.

Savior

01-05-2005, 10:08 PM

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Harry hussan: Me and my Relatives have been discriminated against ever since 9/11, now I am pissed off and will kick your racist asses!

Davori: من نميدونم زن ها رو چه به اين کارها سلام همون طور که گفته بودم می خئام راجه به مسابقه ۳ خر ۱ رينگ!!

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TNA Smark: Harry Hussan and Davori were not heard from again when something came up....like a bad case of the runs or something.

Innovator

01-05-2005, 11:41 PM

http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/comeoutandplay.mp3

*Come Out and Play hits as Innovator comes out to address his upcoming match against PDD*

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Innovator: "Those fortunate enough to have tickets to the next RAW will witness the execution of PDD. PDD the transgressions suffered by myself for your abandonment cannot go unpunished. For one who is a perfect example of positive reenforcement, I will show PDD that the only way to enact change is by negative punishment. After RAW PDD...there will be nothing positive about the remainder of your existence

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"Thats all the breath I will waste on PDD cause he isn't worth wasting my breath over. Invisible your time is running out. Everyday we move closer to our battle at Caption Day. The stipulation can be chosen on a nearer day. The Xtreme match with PDD is just a warm-up match, cause our battle will make the upcoming match look like Never-Neverland. Just like Nowhere Man will destroy Loose Cannon, I will bring closure to your existence."

"Invisible, our relationship is like a game of cards. As our relationship kept adding more levels, we kept getting dealt more cards. Only these cards aren't just paper, they're glass jewel-encrusted cards. As the game keeps going along, Invisible you start to worry about the security of the cards. You panic and try everything in your power to keep the cards from falling to the ground and shattering. In the end your attempts fail and one of the cards coming crashing down onto the floor. Invisible...your paranoia and tactics were all in vain...it was only a card. Worrying and paranoia will bring you down. At Caption Day, I will set you free. I will give you the peace you could not find in life. At Caption Day, Welcome to the Terrordome, Quote the Innovator, Nevermore"

Bazooka

01-06-2005, 01:02 AM

A few hours after Innovator's promo

**Hysteria by Muse blares over the sound system... but Invisible isn't showing up at the entrance way. Camera focuses in on the crowd and there's Invisible walking down the aisle.**

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**Fans boo as Invisible walks through the crowd, but still pat him as he walks down**

(Invisible stands on the top turnbuckle while holding a microphone)

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Invisible:"Stop what you're doing, listeners. Innovator, you haven't been listening to me, I got something serious I must greet. You and I finally have the juncture, to go one on one in a number one contenders match for the TNA Championship. I realize you have been longing for your title shot and do to unfortunate avocations before the Hell in a Cell at Raining... (Invisible begins laughing) All right, you are most definately right Innovator; Evil Rick was hired by LC to take you out of the match, but it was the only way it could have been... (fans boo the piss out of Invisible) LC wanted a shocker and this had to be done to ensure noone would suspect our expedient scheme."

**fans begin chanting sell out**

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"For these reasons, is that why you wouldn't join my affiliation with LC... Whatever it was, you've made an enemy of me. Ever since you abjured me the chance of victory on RAW against the Cock to retain my TNA Championship. I had him defeated, damnit! But you had to storm down to the ring and ruin any contingency I had at conquering The Cock in the rock."

*Invisible coughs as he realizes he slipped up with rock when he meant ring. Fan's throw up their arms in the Rock On gesture at this*

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"Then you had surmised and I wouldn't let that slide. I could not allow, it was my priority to make certain that you would never recieve the chance to win the TNA championship. So I had to make a move, even if it meant abandoning my shot at the title. I had to annihilate your fate of competing that night at Clash of the Captions. Now, you must wait your chance, and at TNA Caption Day you're going to be abstained the fate of yet winning the Championship once again when I defeat you and go on to face MVP for the TNA Championship. Caption day will be the demise of my fellow former companion.

Everyone take notice, since Invisible never insurrects his word."

(Invisible drops the mic and stares at the mass of fans as the camera fades out.)

Scorpion

01-06-2005, 01:11 AM

*The arena goes black as a white mist fills the crowd. A spotlight shines in the center of the ring to show a pentagram drawn in what appears to be blood. The arena goes completely black except for words that are not on the titan tron.*

A Dark Force comes to TNA
Heed this warning now
A Hex comes to TNA
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*The arena lights come on as the mist disperses and the blood that was in the ring is gone.*

The Ravishing One

01-06-2005, 03:46 AM

JR: After the break, apparently TRO is giving back to the fans and inviting his good friend DE to the arena and restarting D-sex?!?!?!

Prince: I can't wait!

JR: Its next

Kapoutman

01-06-2005, 03:53 AM

Danny returns? :eek:

The Ravishing One

01-06-2005, 04:27 AM

*Out comes TRO*
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TRO: Ladies and Gentlemen, i promised you DE and here he is!

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*DE makes his way to the ring to a huge pop, both men crotch chop like they used to*

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TRO: I told you that i would would bring back DE. Hey DE, talk to your fans!

*Huge pop*

*TRO hands DE mic*

*DE takes mic*

DE: Its grea....................

*Just as DE was about to speak TRO kicks him in the gut and gives him the rude awakening*
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*Huge heat from the crowd*

TRO: BOO HOO thats what i think of you fans and thats what i think of DE! That guy needed me both times we were together! Then he pussies out and retires, thats weak!

*TRO is then interupted on the tron by MVP*
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*It looks as if MVP has bed hair*

MVP: Excuse me Mr Ravishing.

TRO: HA HA Look at you! Look at the state of YOUR world champion Ladies and Gentlemen!

*Crowd laughs accidently*

MVP: Please don't laugh guys im not 100%, ever since i became champion the stress of carrying the company is too much for me.
Ive just got out of bed, how about i pay you a visit TRO

*MVP comes out with his personal doctor*
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MVP: Dont worry TRO, i'll be fine for the Ironman match.

*Just as MVP says that, TRO attempts a sneak attack*
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*But TRO gets caught*

**Notice one of the TNA referees must've loved MVP's ice skating date with him, he's getting a good look at that ass*

*MVP walks out*

McLegend

01-06-2005, 01:03 PM

Save by the bell college years theme hits and out walks Zack Morris

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Zack steps in the ring

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Zack starts to talk

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Zack: I have a few things to talk about, but I'm gonna start off with the most important thing. That's right I have an anoucnement for the Zack Attacks out there. This announcment will shake the foundation of TNA.

The crowd :eek:

Zack: O thats right it's huge. You cannot even begin to grasp the size of this announcement. So thats why I'm gonna tell you next week.

the crowd boos at this

Zack: I'm kidding!! I'm going to announce it right now.

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Zack: I got you guys good. So here it is. For the first time in TNA Zack Attacks wiil be receiving a

wait for it

wait for it

A new Zack Morris t-shirt

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the crowd: :rant:

Zack: O that's right this shirt shows your love for me. It's on sale in the arena tonight, and where ever t-shirts are sold. O and it's steal at $20.00.

the crowd :rant:

Zack: Now that the big news is out of the way. I have to talk about my match with Azriel.

The crowd erupt at mention of Azriel's name

Zack: Now Dusty I have a one thing to say you.

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Zack: Dusty do you understand the concept of the word denied. When I said denied that meant that Azriel wasn't getting a shot at my IC title. Which in other words means that Azriel was denied a shot. I'm a forgiving man.

the crowd: :roll:

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Zack: O I'm serious. I can forgive and forget. So since your new at being TNA booky I'll let it slid, because next time I'm sure you'll do the right thing.

The crowd boos

Zack: I can beat Azrieal that's not the point. It's just that he doesn't deserve it. He hasn't done anything in the past few weeks to get a shot at me, but I'll beat him. I'll show that the smark foundation is the next big thing in C-fed entertainment. Thank You for your time

College theme hits and that is the end of the promo

Loose Cannon

01-06-2005, 03:15 PM

**LC is seen writing his answers down before the interview
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LC (to himself): Talk about Raw tag match

Sascha: LC, you're on

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LC: UHHHHHHHH.......I was......uhhhh...had a cut..on my....finger

Sascha: Ok, LC. So, the Smark Foundation. What's the team all about?

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LC: Sascha, why don't you go ahead and wipe that smirk off of your face first. Thanks. Well me and Zack have been FREINDS FORVER.....no pun intended..haha. Oh by the way, those "Zack Attack" shirts are selling like hotcakes. Anyway, The Smark Foundation's main purpose is, believe it or not, to teach. To teach the fans, the wrestlers, and the owners of the C-FED world about the THREE E'S. Excellence, Educated, and Enlightenment. The Smark Foundation brings Excellence to the ring, we're Educated out of the ring and by listening to us and watching us, you will be Enlightened further beyond what you could of ever imagined.

[Crowd in aren Boos]

LC: I mean listen to the crowd Sascha, they can't wait to listen and learn. I mean. that's what I.....we love to see.

Sascha: So LC, you are set to meet Nowhere Man at Caption Day. Nowhere Man is pretty fired up and this will most likely be a tough match.

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LC: Are you some kind of a moron? Seriously. Jesus Christ man, did you hear what I just said. I bring Excellence to the ring and Nowhere Man comes nowhere (again, no pun intended. hahaha) even close. At Caption Day, If I was a betting man, I'd put your money on LC.

Oh..and the tag match I have on Raw. I heard the comments Azriel said about me and Zack. Azriel, I kicked your ass once...or probably plenty of times and this time will be no different. You want to go and team with Nowhere Man...Fine....well you two will be the Smark Foundation's very first Lesson.

I'm out of here

**Video Clip Plays
THE PHENOMENAL ONE COMING......TO TNA

Loose Cannon

01-06-2005, 05:15 PM

New Smark Foundation "Shooting Stars" T-SHIRT

http://img14.exs.cx/img14/3821/rapperstshirtfront250wcopy6qo.jpg

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/1511/rapperstshirtback250wcopy5ko.jpg

Get Yours Today

THANKS TO IMAGE SHACK.US FOR HOSTING IMAGES :kiss:

Gone Mad

01-06-2005, 06:23 PM

** "Why Can't We Be Friends" playing to reveal... **
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Sparky McHardCore: Ohhh.. I hated averyboody !! I'm bored! Pay jer dues! DUURR!!

** Crowd errupting to "Everything Sucks" playing, as MadMan makes his way, quickly, to the ring **
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MADMAN: NERRRRDDDDDSSs!!!!!

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Sparky: Oh, thur boy! Pay jer dues!! Pay them or I'll [expletive] stuff! Guh!!

MADMAN: DAMN IT TO HELL.. SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!

Sparky: Guh? ** BEATEN DOWN BY MADMAN!! **

Everyone on the roster: Wait! We'll help you, victim!
** BEATING DOWN SPARKY AS WELL!! **
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Police: Alright.. We'll take it from here..
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Sparky: Oh, thank you, officeros.. I .. um, wait! Ya cuffin' me?! I done nothing righted wrong!! GADGETTT!!!

**fade to black as everyone celebrates **

PDD

01-06-2005, 07:09 PM

**As we get back from commercials Mahagee is shown on titan tron looking more serious than usual in some sort of creepy helmet**

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Mahagee:"Gerardo make referecne to face paint I wear. What he fail to understand, it is with honour of tradition that I paint my face. It is Japanese custom. It is ignorant custom of Mexican to assume that I try and hide my heriiitage. If you see Japanese wrestle, you then know it is our heritage. Tonight I show not ashamed of skin or appearance, so I leave one side of my face bare for all to witness. Gerardo is mexican ignorance, and he dont support true Mexican wrestlers. I know many Mexican aren't like he, aren't of his ignorance."

(Mahagee removes helmet)

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Mahagee:"I will seek to wrestle Gerardo Fantana on Raw at his proposition. Then on Caption Day, in my first Pay PU VU match, I will succeed when Disturbed fall to great Mahagee!! It is lesson in life to learn, and make peace with nature. Disturbed disrespect my pride when he so maliciously disgrace Daikou Scroll, and interrupt in time of Meditation. He is foo for what he did, and will suffer for transgressions he done."

(Fans Pop huge for Mahagee)

**Glass Shatters as Sober by Tool blares over sound system(if he uses this theme). The fans erupt into boos at Disturbed interrupting Mahagee. Disturbed comes out and steps into the ring and stares up at the Titan Tron until his music fades.**

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Disturbed:"Blah, blah what the hell are you on about punk? At Caption Day Im going to kick your sorry ass all over the damn place. Mahagee, I dont give a rats ass where you're from, I make a living kicking ass and raising hell. Simple fact, I am better than you, I am the best damn brawler in all of TNA. Mahagee, im going to make you regret the day you ever left Japan."

(Fans erupt in boos)

Mahagee:"Only thing you know for about ass is doing them (pop) I hear man story, story in japan of Disturbed and his gay shenanigan. It is legend of tale that Disturbed is queer. (Mahagee stalls a bit) Let me see,... you not win at Caption Day cause Mahagee teach big Texas yellow piss a Japanese lesson in how rough Mahagee be with feet and with mist!"

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**Huge Pop as Mahagee fades from titan tron when green mist begins spraying down from the rafters onto Disturbed... Disturbed panicks and high tails it out of the ring.**

(end of segment)

Disturbed316

01-07-2005, 10:03 AM

*Mahagee is in the ring, and starts to speak on the mic*

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Mahagee: Disturbed, at Caption Day you will pay for your sins to my gods. You will pay for disrespecting the Daikou Scroll, and interrupt in time of Meditation. He is foo for what he did, and will suffer for transgressions he done."

*Mahagee's voice suddenly changes*

Mahagee: Whaaaaa, my name is Mahagee. I am an asshole. I wear make up because I am in touch with my feminine side. I like to get my nails done at Al's Salon down the street. I like to wear pantyhose...

*The crowd laugh and Mahagee is looking confused*

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*The voice stops mocking Mahagee*

Voice: Hey....HEY! Up here asshole.

*The camera pans around and focuses on the tron. Disturbed316 is on the tron, laughing*

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D316: HAHAHAHA, you like to wear pantyhose? I always knew you Japanese people were perverts. Now I'm not there tonight, but I thought I would drop by and say hello. I also dropped by to tell you this Mahagee. Dont...turn....around.....

*The crowd and Mahagee are confussed, then out of nowhere, Disturbed316 slides into the ring behind Mahagee*

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*The crowd are going nutts, booing the crap out of Disturbed. Mahagee realises something is up and turns around...*

STUNNER!

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*Mahagee is out cold. Disturbed grabs the mic*

D316: Take that you piece of trash. You want to mess with me? Drop green shit on me? Well let me tell you something, dont write cheques that your ass cant cash! At Caption Day, I am going to whoop your ass so bad that you'll want to go back in Japan and stay there for the rest of your life.

*Disturbed stomps Mahagee in the head*

D316: You are going to wish that you never heard my name son. I'll see your sorry ass at Caption Day.

*Disturbed stomps Mahagee in the head again and then leaves to a chorus of boo's from the crowd*

SuperSlim

01-07-2005, 10:18 AM

*Thug Luv starts up as the fans continue to be mixed. They hate the guy but they can’t hate a wedding. Ya know?

*Slim emerges through the curtains and the fans are even more divided.

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*Slim makes his way to the ring then grabs the mic.

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Slim: And it is at this time that I would like to present the number one diva in professional wrestling today. Ilt!

*Taking Over Me by Evanesence starts playing as Ilt comes down to cheers.

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*Ilt makes it to the ring and then grabs the mic.

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Ilt: Thanks for the intro baby. Right now I want that cameraman right there to go out to the parking lot. Out there is the new car that I said we would get thanks to Zach. Hey Zach. You still suck but thanks for the car.

*The cameraman rushes to the back and finally finds their car.

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Ilt: Yeah that is one mighty fine piece of machinery. Anyway the wedding is coming up and babe I just have to say... it is going to be awesome.

Slim: Indeed it is. And at this time I invite all to come. Everyone in the NCW locker room, even those guys back in TNA can come to see this. And all the fans are invited. Now as far as the bachelor party, I don’t know what N.W.A. got cookin for it but restricted attendance to that.

Ilt: And as far as my party, I don’t know what Victoria Inc. has planned for it but it’ll probably wind up on the internet :naughty: .

Slim: And well there is other business to talk about. Those tag straps. Shin, Splaya, you two issued an open challenge. Well Nitro won’t be a good time for me since me and my number one girl is finally gettin married, but anytime after that I will be more than happy to take those tag straps from you two. Me and a fellow N.W.A. member.

Ilt: And also at this time I would just like to say being the only diva in NCW that I just declare myself the official NCW women’s champion.

Slim: Why?

Ilt: I like belts.

Slim: Point made. Aight we out of here.

*Thug Luv starts as Slim and Ilt make their exit.

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*later Slim is seen reading about some wedding stuff.

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Slim: What in the world is this!?! Crap.

*Violence will not be tolerated. those caught will be escorted out by the officers in attendance.

PDD

01-07-2005, 12:36 PM

(Backstage in the TNA Collesium)

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Disturbed, think he make fool of me when stunner Mahagee, but Mahagee is not affected by futile attempt of Disturbed (Mahagee rubs neck) Disturbed, you know I have no belief in God but I know it would set fear in your eyes. I was wrong. Mahagee see Disturbed as demon, but Mahagee be like Vampire Slayer to Disturbed and must deliver stake through his cold heart. It is of great legend that the slayer destroy all oppose, and you oppose the slayer; the great Mahagee!!"

**Huge pop for Mahagee**

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"I am forgiving too, but I cant forgive Disturbed until he apologize for his actions. He refuse to do so, which is why I go at Disturbed with mist! Mist has become great fear of Disturbed, I use it to advantage to scare redneck coward. (huge pop) Once again, I am not in fear but peace. In ring is my sanctuary, you call it a stomping ground but I see it much much more. Dare test me Disturbed, dare test."

(end of segment)

SuperSlim

01-07-2005, 01:06 PM

*courtesy of Jabba

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Loose Cannon

01-07-2005, 01:11 PM

no one cares.

SuperSlim

01-07-2005, 01:17 PM

it doesn't matter what you think anymore LC. I'm NCW now.

The Ravishing One

01-07-2005, 01:24 PM

I wonder if Ilt really knows? Does she still read this thread?

McLegend

01-07-2005, 01:31 PM

I was thinking that she would come back when I took her away from Slim. I kept thinking she was gonna come back and screw me over.

Innovator

01-07-2005, 02:28 PM

Does Ilt even come on anymore

Splaya

01-07-2005, 02:56 PM

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Savior

01-07-2005, 03:05 PM

^We don't like your kind around here boy!

SuperSlim

01-07-2005, 03:50 PM

she's been around. I've told her what's been happenin so she checked it all out

SuperSlim

01-07-2005, 03:57 PM

she's been around. I've told her what's been happenin so she checked it all out

Gone Mad

01-07-2005, 05:03 PM

** MadMan talking with someone backstage ... **
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MadMan: Whaddaya want? Though.. I think I know what you are gonna go on about.. but whatever. I am just glad to shut up that Sparky bastard! So.. just tell me what you want and it better be happy news.

**Cameras pan over to the other person.. **

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Mahagee: Mister... MadMan. I have seen your work and it is good and ...

Mahagee's friend: ahem...

Mahagee: Ok.. You will face Disturbed on next Raw and as you know, I don't like him. He is A DEMON! He is very dangerous! I just wanted to warn you of what he may truely be capable of.

And I wanted to tell you one more thing: If you manage to beat him up, don't finish him off. I want the pleasure to be mine. It is my destiny, just like it yours to win VB belt.

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MadMan: Yeah, well... I DON'T NEED LUCK! I'm already screwed! Dusty put me in a match with my friend for that title you just mentioned. How is that destiny?!

Eh.. sorry. I am so very stressed by this, but yes, I will defeat Disturbed but.. BUT.. I am very angry and if he pushes me too much, I can't be responsible for what happens to your destiny! Trust me on that.

** Mahagee looks abit upset as he puts his robe on before he leaves **
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Mahagee: Ok, but YOU better watch out. Without mist, you nothing against Disturbed and then that means your end.. and no title shot.. and no destiny. I mean no threat to you, but he does.

**MadMan is left, thinking, as the shot fades to black **

The Naitch

01-07-2005, 06:15 PM

Coming out January 15! A tell it all tale from the Godfather Of Caption-Entertainment. TNA (The Naitch Administration) Presents, The Naitch's Autobiography...

"TO BE THE CAPTION MAN"

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The Naitch tells it all, no-holds barred_style...

From the beginnings of TNA, my goal was to embarrass AssMan at ForumMania I by turning on him and siding with TRO. AssMan reeked too much of urine

Paul THE WALL Carrington is a cancer backstage. I can't stand that piece of shit

My favorite feud to date would have to be The Cock vs. Disturbed. We WILL see it again, whether it's in TNA or NCW. Disturbed and Cock guarantee that it will happen soon. Austin and The Rock can't even match the intensity that comes from D and Cock

Invisible invited me over for Markmas dinner last year. I have to confess.....I fucked the shit out of his mother. Poor Invisible.

Dusty Desmarias and I were roaming the streets of New Montreal, when the Just For Laughs "GAGS" crew tried to embarrass us. Let's just say, Dusty and I had none of that, so we kicked the living shit out of them suckas

Loose Cannon and imageshack are currently working on a charity to help the Tsunami victims in Asia. I'm sure the victims will see the money [/sarcasm]

Jabba claims to be a "Nazi", but rumours circulating around the internet claims that he is a CLOSET JEW. Mr. X is never wrong

Yes, I admit. I tan 3 times a week, and dye my hair every 8 days

GET IT

January 15

Loose Cannon

01-07-2005, 06:20 PM

LOL

The Naitch

01-07-2005, 06:51 PM

More from the book

WWE's Vince McMahon tried to sign me to a WWE Contract. I told him to fuck off and eat my shorts

Splaya as Randy Orton could work. I really want to start an Evolution type stable along with TRO and The Jackal. Too bad we're in different companies

Hmmm, the biggest pimp in TNA at the moment? Believe it or not. I'm going with Danny Electric. He has a crazy mojo

Deadman Inc, excuse me, Victoria Inc did my hair once. let's just say she almost cut my ear off. Stupid clutz!

Nowhere Man claims to wear his make up even when he goes to bed. Tis' true. I saw his pillow the next day and bah gawd, it was a mess

Me, TRO, Danny and MVP went for some Sushi a while back. I have to admit, California Rolls are the shit.

Now, back to Paul THE WALL Carrington. He pulled an Eddie Murphy last year. Yup. He was caught with a transvestite hooker on his way to his hotel. He claimed that he was giving "him" a ride home. Sick ffffffreak!

Me, LC, Disturbed, and Dusty were at some redneck bar in Nashville. Bah god, after 34 pints, Dusty wasn't even buzzed. He got us back to the hotel in good shape

The Cock's N.W.A stable in NCW kicks major ass. It's like a cross between the nWo, The Nation, and California Dreams. Remember that show? Joey plays Sylvester to a T

My favorite wrestler in Caption-Entertainment so far? Hmmm. I'd have to say.....The Cock

Cocaine is a helluva drug. Beer and coke is the best. I reward myself once a week with that

I tried convincing TRO to get a nosejob, but he said he was completely happy with who he was. Big ups to that.

Nowhere Man

01-08-2005, 12:11 AM

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Nowhere Man: A phoenix...a bird of fire that continually burns itself out, dies, and then is reborn from the ashes. The fire that is extinguished at the end of one lifetime only serves to fuel the new that burns more brightly, more violently. No matter how long it smoulders, no matter how much it is doused, the fire never truly goes out.

In a way, LC, that is how it has been between the two of us. Whether we are tearing at each other with our own hands, or manipulating others to do it instead, there is always the one desire between us to see the other destroyed. Every time it appears to be over, it begins again.

I usually try to keep my emotions hidden, but I will tell you without any restraint; I hate you, Loose Cannon. I hate you more than anyone in this world, and as long as I draw breath I will do everything in my power to make your life a living hell.

http://www.wrestle.ru/photo/sting/images/63.jpg

You say you want to end it at Caption Day? You had better prepare yourself. Bring whatever alliances you have forged, whatever lessons you have learned, whatever shreds of power you still hold. For I bring with me what lurks in every shadow that has darkened your path, every cold shiver that has run down your spine, and in every nightmare you've ever had!

You may have struck me down before, but I have risen from the ashes, and brought hell with me. Yours is the nightmare that will never end, and at Caption Day, the nightmare comes true. All of your plans, all of your bids for power and plays of manipulation, every swerve and every deception: where has it brought you? Right back to me.

Now and forever, LC, you and I are both going Nowhere.

Nowhere Man

01-08-2005, 12:54 AM

(Meh, I could've done better, but Louie C. K. was on and I was distracted)

But yeah, I always have a blast feuding with LC. Can't wait to see how this one is gonna turn out.

The Ravishing One

01-08-2005, 04:00 AM

*Where is MVP? Our champion has no showed the last few days :D *

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Stands/2073/wargold.jpg

Rumour has it that MVP is ill, to the point where he's starting to change his appearance.

*This picture was the last time MVP was spotted*

MVP

01-08-2005, 11:31 AM

The REAL reason why MVP has been missing.

http://img154.exs.cx/img154/145/mvp8sk.jpg

The footage above is in Tokyo, Japan where MVP is competing on tour with Total Japan; He'll be back Monday.

Savior

01-08-2005, 11:32 AM

The reason why Paul is out is a bad case of the shankers. But don't worry all you "Wallies" paul has started to take his meds.

Disturbed316

01-08-2005, 04:43 PM

I'm so getting that book.

Kapoutman

01-08-2005, 06:12 PM

That book is great. Dusty and The Naitch are close friends as you can see. :cool:

By the way, the next Raw will be tomorrow or Monday at 4-5am, when I get back from work. Might be tonight, although I would be really surprised.

Disturbed316

01-08-2005, 06:14 PM

:cool:

Looking forward to it.

Innovator

01-08-2005, 09:27 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAW

Savior

01-09-2005, 08:46 PM

*Paul is seen hyping up mad man for his match*
Paul: Go on you got Disturbed!
MM: Yeah yeah I'm ready his ass is going down (MM starts walking down the hall and bumps in to a stage hand) :mad: get out of my way the next VB champ coming through!
*Paul is seen with a pissed off look*

Disturbed316

01-09-2005, 08:50 PM

*Disturbed316 is seen backstage*

D316: I cant be arsed tonight, it's 1:51am god damn it.

*Disturbed walks off camera*

PDD

01-09-2005, 09:42 PM

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**STILL IMAGE OF DISTURBED IS SHOWN ON TRON OF WHEN HE GOT MIST**

(Mahagee's laughter is heard)

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Mahagee's voice from the sound system:"Mahagee, great athlete of Japan, to defeat Disturbed at Caption Day. Disturbed stand no chance. He futile to Mahagee, afraid of mist and quickness. I, can not guarentee he will not be mystified cause it is Mahagee trademark!"

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"Distrubed, he is a red neck with nothing but contempt for Mahagee."

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"Mahagee is unpredictable, and very lethal."

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"Disturbed is sloppy brawler, very clumsy."

CAPTION DAY: MAHAGEE VS DISTURBED

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Mahagee:"Mahagee will prevail!"

(HUGE POP)

Kapoutman

01-10-2005, 04:37 AM

RAW IS DUSTY #2

The Last Raw before TNA Caption Day!

*I thought that this show needed a theme music, and after looking at various hard-hitting songs, I settled on "Dead-End Violence" by Grimskunk. If you don't have it, download it, or ask me for it. It's an order from your boss. Anyway, we open to that great song, and we also have one of the greatest pyro show in human history. We then go directly over to our announcers... Jim Rose and Jerry Lawyers. Somebody find me real names for them.*

JR: Once again today, we have a packed up show for you people! We have ONE title on the line! UN-BE-LIEVABLE!

JL: We have so many good things that I can't talk about them or I'll have a heart attack! Let's pay a visit to our French announcing team, Claude Quenneville and Yvon Pedneault!

CQ: Bonjour tout le monde! Y va y avoir de l'action en TABARNAK!

YP: J'y crois à peine! Check ça, j'ai les tétines toutes dures!

*Enough useless stuff, let's cut right away to our first match of the night!*

Single Match: Gerardo Fantana vs Mahagee

*Gerardo is relunctant in giving his cherished Mexican Title to the ref. They tie-up, and Gerardo goes for a headlock. Mahagee asks him why he is applying a headlock to the ref. HA HA! Litterary humour! I got you all there. Anyway, we start with a tie-up between the two wrestlers, and they quickly switch to an action sequence with Mahagee getting a great kick.*

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*Fantana is pissed off and takes Mahagee down with right hands. An elbow drop gets a one count. Snapmare, and Gerardo misses a legdrop. Mahagee dropkicks him in the head for a quick two-count. Mahagee tries a springboard senton, but Gerardo rolls away and applies a sleeper on the fallen Japanese icohn, who while in pain, has an eerie resemblance to Savior.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/fantana1.jpg

*Mahagee escapes the hold and mounts some great offense, including asiatic thrusts and other chops and slaps. He brings fantana down and execute a SWEET standing moonsault for another two-count. Mahagee sees it is not enough, so he climbs the turnbuckle for the big one. He jumps for an INCREDIBLE looking moonsault.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/mahagee3.JPG

*Upon impact, Fantana starts writhing in pain in the ring, pointing to his throat. Upon replay, it looks like Mahagee's leg might have caught Gerardo's neck. The ref goes to check on the rookie while Mahagee leans on the ropes. Disturbed runs in from the crowd, rolls inside and executes a Stunner on Mahagee!*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/disturbed1.jpg

*Disturbed quickly exits the ring. Fantana immediately stops hurting, magically recovers and crawls over to Mahagee and rolls him up for a count. 1...2...3! Gerardo Fantana gets his first victory in TNA! He leaves with his belt as the ref raises his hand in victory. Mahagee is helped to the back while he swears revenge at Caption Day.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/fantana2.jpg

WINNER: Gerardo Fantana

*We go backstage at the catering area, where Dusty is rampaging through everything available while listening to some old French music on an 80's style Ghetto Blaster. He has an announcement to make.*

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DD: All right guys. It looks like Disturbed is acting like a fool again, or as we would say in my great province of Quebec, "Y'agit comme une vraie graine". Anyway, I will deal with this later, because the present message is for Outsider.

*Fans boo at the mention of his name.*

DD: Outsider, I gave you until tonight to choose what you wanna do to decide who your Tag Team partner will be to hold that Tag Team Championship. Since I didn't hear from you yet, I thought I would use one of my great ideas. At Caption Day, there will be a Battle Royal to which you will be the referee. The winner of this Battle Royal will become your co-tag team champion. Anybody who does not have a match at Caption Day can enter it. I hope it satisfies you Outsider, and even if it does not, TOO BAD. Now people, please continue to enjoy the show while I'll have a little more of these exquiste ham sandwiches.

*The fans cheer wildly as we go back to the ring for our next match.*

Singles Match: Disturbed vs Mad Man w/Savior

*Disturbed walks to the ring to the sound of that Tool song as the fans boo the man. Some try to pelt him with debris, but miss because they are too drunk. Right after him come Madman (or is it Mad Man?), accompanied by Savior, who pats him in the back for more encouragement. As soon as the bell ring, Madman hits THE GONEMAD (Please tell me if I have the name wrong) on Disturbed! He goes for the count, but Disturbed is still too fresh and kicks out at two.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/madman1.jpg

*Madman picks him up and punches him in the corner. Disturbed turns the tide and goes for some punches of his own. Soon they are in the middle of the ring, and Madman whips Disturbed into the ropes only to be hit by clothesline. Disturbed thens kicks him in the crotch before being warned by the referee.*

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*Disturbed launches himself into the ropes and catches MadMan with a Thesz Press and some punches. Disturbed then waits for Madman to get up and goes for a Stunner, but Madman pushes him into the ropes, and then catches him with a FRONT FLIP DDT! (Not to be confused with a Northern Lights Suplex)*

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*The ref counts for 1...2....3! Madman wins! Madman celebrates and makes a gesture for a certain VB title around his waist, while Savior looks on with a lot of attention.*

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WINNER: Madman

*The arena experiances a bright flash of light then sudden darkness. From the rafters a red mist comes spiraling down upon the ring, slowely getting it moist with what appears to be blood. Spotlights shine in the middle of the now bload-soaked ring an image starts to appear, glowing an eerie black.*

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Unknown Voice: My curse upon this federation will soon be complete. The dark aura which surrounds me will consume your souls. The darkest arts are at my every call, cross me and a sacrifice is what you shall be. Remember my name and learn to fear... Hex

*Spotlights shine into the rafters and the cameras soon scroll up*

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*Hex grins at the camera and dives off the rafters as the entire arena goes pitchblack. The lights flicker back on with no trace of hex or the blood that was in the ring. The only thing left is a swirl of black smoke where Hex's body would have landed.*

*It is now time for one of our most anticipated match of the night.*

X-Treme Title Match: Innovator (Champ) vs PDD

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*Come out and Play hits to a huge crowd reaction. Innovator paces towards the ring holding the X-Treme title high.*

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*Innovator gets onto the ring apron awaiting the arrival of his unknown opponent.*

YO

IT'S ME

IT's

(fans chant along before it starts M --- V --)

P

D

(boos)

D

*FANS BOO*

(Please assume that Shane Douglas is PDD where convenient.)

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*Idle by Tool begins to play as PDD emerges from behind the curtain with a big smile on his face.*

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*Innovator looks on from the ring expressionless.*

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*PDD gets right into Innovator's face and the match begins.*

*Innovator slaps PDD's hand out of the way and follows up with a nice closeline for the take down. Innovator begins stomping on PDD's ribs. Innovator picks PDD and attempts for his finisher (last exit) PDD blocks it and delivers a nice suplex.*

*PDD irish whips Innovator towards the ropes and Innovator reverses taking PDD down with a knee to the mid section. Innovator picks up PDD and attempts a back suplex.*

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*PDD reverses into his own back suplex but Innovator counters and takes PDD down with a bulldog followed by a chin strap choke.*

*PDD struggles to get out but can't... 30 seconds into the hold it looks like PDD is out so Innovator roll PDD up for a cover.*

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*1... 2 ... Kickout!*

*Innovator leans against the ropes and allows PDD to get up. PDD rises to his feet as Innovator runs at him but PDD decide to slide out of the ring.*

*PDD gestures to screw the match as he hops over the railing hoping to leave the match, however Innovator grabs PDD by the arm and smashes his head across the guard rail.*

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*Innovator goes to work on PDD outside the ring. Innovator then tosses PDD over the railing and back into the ring. Innovator then lifts up the apron mat and grabs a table.*

*Fans Chant:"WE WANT TABLES... WE WANT TABLES..."*

*Innovator sets the table up in the ring as PDD begins getting up. Innovator walks over to place PDD on the table and is met by a vicious chair shot. PDD goes for the cover.*

*1... 2... KICKOUT!*

*PDD is frustrated and tries again.*

*1.. 2 KICKOUT at the early two count.*

*PDD begins stomping across Innovator's throat. PDD gets an idea, and quickly climbs to the top rope.*

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*As soon as PDD gets up there Innovator is right behind him. PDD tries fightning Innovator off to no prevail, as Innovator clutches around PDD's neck to set him up for the...*

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*LAST EXIT THROUGH THE TABLE!! HUGE POP!*

*Innovator is hurt as well but manages to get his arm over PDD for the cover.*

1... 2... 3

Announcer:"And your winner and still X-TREME Champion... Innoooovator!"

*BIG POP*

*What's this? There's Loose Cannon (with killer mustache) entering through the fans? What could he possibly want.*

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*Now there's another man! A man in a hood with a towel over his face.... Look's like the Invisible man. The man enter the ring as Innovator is unaware, still recovering from falling through the table with PDD.*

*The man pulls off the mask and hoody to reveal Invisible with a new hairstyle of course. FANS BOO*

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*Invisible shouts:"Honestly, who else did you expect?"*

*Invisible picks up the chair already in the ring and smacks Innovator across the skull. Loose Cannon then takes the chair and sets it up. Invisible asks for a razor as Loose Cannon pulls one out of his bag. LC proceeds to strap Innovator into the chair with a chain after handing the razor to Invisible.*

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*Invisible and LC go to work on Innovator, shaving off all of his hair in the process. LC smiles and kisses Innovator on the head. Invisible just laughs and leaves the ring along side Loose Cannon.*

*FANS IN AREAN BOO THE HELL OUT OF INVISIBLE AND LOOSE CANNON!*

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*Innovator wakes up in the ring stunned at what just happened.*

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*He sits in the ring hopeless as the show goes to commercials.*

*Insert a publicity for a random brand of breakfast cereals/oatmeal here.*

*When we come back from break, a video appears on the Titantron and disappears just as quickly.*

THE PHENOMENAL ONE IS COMING TO TNA

Tag Team Match: Loose Cannon/Zack Morris vs Nowhere Man/Azriel

*The Smark Foundation makes their way to the ring under a chorus of boos.*

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*They discuss strategy in the ring, waiting for their opponents. All of a sudden, the entire arena goes dark as fans start to cheer. When the lights go on again, Zack and LC are facing the ramp with Morris brandishing his belt as a weapon. The fans cheer, as Nowhere Man and Azriel are now standing behind them! They lead the attack with punches and kicks, bringing their opponents in different corners.*

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*The ref seperates them as Azriel and LC start in the ring. They brawl for a bit, and Azriel takes over. He brings LC down woth various headlocks and hammerlocks to wear the guy down. LC craws away and ducks an elbow drop, before quickly droppig an elbow of his own.*

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*Loose Cannon then tags in Zack Morris who continues the beating. He punches and kicks away at Azriel, who tries to get up. Zack Morris brings him down with a DDT for a two-count, and then applies an armbar to keep Azriel down.*

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*Azriel gets up and frees himself with elbow shots. He runs into the ropes, but Morris catches him in a sleeper. Azriel wiggles and goes behind, then executes a GREAT german suplex on Morris! Azriel takes the occasion to go and tag Nowhere Man.*

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*Nowhere Man cleans the house and clothesline Zack Morris out of the ring. He then applies the Deathlock on Loose Cannon, who screams in pain.*

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*Morris gets on the apron and knocks out the ref from behind. He then takes his IC belt and knocks out Azriel. He gets inside of the ring and completely knocks out Nowhere Man. He then goes to wake up the ref while LC catches his breath. Loose Cannon puts a foot on Nowhere Man's chest and poses while the ref registers the count.*

WINNERS: The Smark Foundation

*The Foundation then quickly leaves the ring as we go to a commercial break for The Naitch's new book.*

Kapoutman

01-10-2005, 04:37 AM

*It is now time for our main-event...*

Singles Match (Non-Title): MVP vs Outsider

*MVP comes to the ring by himself, since The Naitch is out of town on the promotional tour of his book.*

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*He is followed by Outsider, who reverted to his previous look of greasy hair and toothpick. Probably really fashion for this season.*

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*MVP gets the upperhand from the start, since Outsider seems to be a bit rusty. It is really a one-sided affair, as Outsider is having troubles getting any offense in. This gives MVP the occasion to show a couple of his moves, including...*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/mvp2.jpg

*...the lowblow...*

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*...and the Walls. Oustider has had no offense whatsoever in the match, so MVP decides that he should give the poor man a chance. He releases the hold and climbs the top rope for his big move while the ref checks on Outsider. The ref heard a loud *THUD, and turns around to see that MVP fell from the top rope, almost directly on his head. He looks really bad. Outside of the ring, TRO can be seen trying to look innocent/casual.*

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*Outsider takes the occasion to be execute the Outsider's Edge for the first time in a while.*

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*The ref counts...1...2...3! Outsider wins the match! MVP is seen laying in the middle of the ring, with an incredibly big lump on his forehead, probably about the size and shape as the end of a sledgehammer. TRO just dances and celebrates on top of the ramp, making threats to MVP and showing off, certain of his victory to come.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/tro2.jpg

*Oops. Wrong pic.*

http://kapoutman.showyourmoon.com/tna/tro1.jpg

*There you go. Much more menacing.*

END OF SHOW.

Special thanks to Invisible for the X-Treme title match.

Kapoutman

01-10-2005, 04:39 AM

Savior

01-10-2005, 06:52 AM

Nice show, Glad you got the courage to write such long stuff.....I will promo later today.

Innovator

01-10-2005, 08:27 AM

freaking awesome show, promo up later

McLegend

01-10-2005, 09:23 AM

really good show. Thar was great how azriel and nowhere man showed up out of nowhere.

NoJabbaNoBogRoll

01-10-2005, 09:32 AM

Good stuff, makes a nice change from the short result-based TNA Raws of the past.

I like the way you're going, and putting your own mark on the shows while still keeping them true to the TNA traditions and history.

:y:

Loose Cannon

01-10-2005, 09:35 AM

Feedback is welcomed guys. :y:

By the way, I might have to shorten the Raw shows a bit in the future and leave the big stuff for the PPVs. I had to put the text in two posts because it was too long, and it took me about 3 hours to write it all. :o

Great Show Kapout. I know what you mean. I started off writing shows that long, then I was like "Fuck this, wayyy to much time here," and I shortned them. If you want advice, I would suggesst shortening the Raw's because you'll become bored writing shows quick.

SuperSlim

01-10-2005, 09:51 AM

I knew K-Man would do a good job on his Raws and this is just proof of it. Good job K-Man.

Kapoutman

01-10-2005, 12:14 PM

Great Show Kapout. I know what you mean. I started off writing shows that long, then I was like "Fuck this, wayyy to much time here," and I shortned them. If you want advice, I would suggesst shortening the Raw's because you'll become bored writing shows quick.
Yeah, I might just put a bit less pic. I don't mind writing, it's just finding the pics and eevrything. What I might do is just put one or two pics for each matches or something like that.

Outsider

01-10-2005, 12:16 PM

How come when I wrote long shows I got bitched at! :rant:

But yeah, good stuff. Sorry about lack of RP's. Exam season! :(

Kapoutman

01-10-2005, 12:20 PM

How come when I wrote long shows I got bitched at! :rant:

But yeah, good stuff. Sorry about lack of RP's. Exam season! :(
No problem, I just changed the plan a little bit. ;) The rest of the plan will go as planned, so wink wink nod nod to those involved. :D

Innovator

01-10-2005, 12:32 PM

*jobber mcnoname is standing in the ring, awaiting his shoulders being counted down for 3*

http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/comeoutandplay.mp3

*Crowd erupts as Innovator's music hits as he enters through the crowd*

JR: BAHGAWD PRINCE INNOVATOR IS BALD NOW BAHGAWD

Prince: :wtf: yeah JR we saw him almost get scalped at the hands of Invisible and LC, he's gotta be furious

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JR: PRINCE WHATS THAT CHAIN FOR!?!?

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HE IS BEATING HIM DOWN LIKE MICHAEL MOORE AT AN NRA MEETING!

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LAST EXIT! JOBBER IS DONE FOR! BUT WAIT INNOVATOR ISN'T DONE YET!

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HES CHOKING HIM OVER THE ROPE, JOBBER IS UNCONSCIOUS!

Innovator: Invisible, the scalping that I endured sealed your fate. At Caption Day, 2 men will enter...and only one will leave the Nobody's Hangman's Ball. First person to choke out his opponent over the rope wins the match...and the date with destiny. My destiny Invisible will come over your lifeless body. Welcome to the Hangman's Ball, Quote the Innovator, Nevermore.

Scorpion

01-10-2005, 12:33 PM

great RAW Kman. Loved the X-title match

Nowhere Man

01-10-2005, 01:29 PM

* $$ Here Comes the Money $$[b] plays as the Smark Foundation hits the ring*

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[b]LC: Y'know, I was really looking forward to Caption Day, to really proving the Smark Foundation's mettle, bumping off those idiots Azrael and Innovator, and most of all, getting rid of that doddamned freak Nowhere Man once and for all.

But after this week's Raw, I'm rather disappointed. Hell, I'm depressed. It barely took any effort at all to waste all three of those goons, and all I could think to myself was, "that's it? That was what all those weeks of talking and threats and stupid special effects were for? After everything you've said, that was the best you can do?!" Nowhere Man, I'll admit, you used to be the scariest man alive to a lot of people. But it looks to me like those days are over. And if all you've got to bring to the table is what you brought on Raw, then Caption Day is going to be the easiest night of my life.

*fans boo*

Oh, shut the fuck up!

*fans boo even harder, when suddenly, a figure emerges from the crowd*

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LC: Invisible, get that worthless son of a bitch out of my sight!

*Invisible goes out to meet his former mentor, but Nowhere Man lays him out with a chair*

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*NM climbs into the ring and moves towards LC, but is cut off by Zack. LC escapes to the back while Morris tries to hold off Nowhere Man. NM works him over and sets him up for the Drop from Nowhere*

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NM: Loose Cannon, I think your perception on our match was misguided. So allow me to give you a stark return to reality. Before this pathetic lackey in my clutches ambushed me with his ill-gotten title, I had you screaming for mercy. Without his interference, you were mine. And at Caption Day, he will not be there to help you. No one will. It will just be you and me. Remember that, before you find yourself going Nowhere

*NM gives Zack the Drop From Nowhere and stands upon the turnbuckle as the crowd goes wild*

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Savior

01-10-2005, 03:03 PM

*Back stage in front of a huge wrestling painting*
Paul: Hey Mads good match you had, To bad I'll have to get your first loss.
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MM: Heh Disturbed couldn't get the job done what makes you think you can?
Paul: Nigga, I am a 4 time VB champ. Plus I have the longest reign ever for the VB- no wait- any belt, and I plan to do it again.
MM: True but you won the VB title when you were fresh in this business, infact you were undefeated when you won it. Now Who today does that remind you. of?...ME!:mad:
Paul: What ever if by some chance you win then I hope you get a 7 month winning streak with the title defences, no more though can't have you breaking my record......Man lets bounce.

Gone Mad

01-10-2005, 03:38 PM

Damn, great show, Kapout! Hell, I'm more excited for this PPV than I am for one from WWE! Good job.

Oh, and for my MadMan character, it can be MadMan or Madman and I called the gore the Gonner. But damn, who cares? My character sounds invincible!

PDD

01-10-2005, 04:25 PM

***GLASS SHATTERS / Sober by Tool hits to the arrival of Disturbed.**

(LOUD BOOS)

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**Disturbed gets in the ring and paces around quickly, until he rips the mic out of the announcers hands**

Disturbed:"Listen up Mahagee, in the prior weeks you tried to humiliate me by misting me all over the damn place, well Disturbed aint gonna take it no more. Next time you try to mist me, there we be reprucussions. Physical harm will be done upon Mahagee. On Raw, I gave you a lesson on messing with Disturbed. You mess with me, and I stunner your ass whenever I want to. Doesn't matter if you're in the middle of a match, cause I said so."

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*As Disturbed is talking Mahagee is slowly comming out from under the ring fans start going crazy, and Disturbed shrugs it off not knowing what's going to happen next.*

Disturbed:"Mahagee, little asian piece of shit. You're probably at home right now, dressing yourself up in mommy's make up. But come Caption Day, your ass is going to be handed to you, stunner, after stunner."

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**Disturbed turns around and is met by THE MIST! Mahagee just sprayed mist into the eyes of Disturbed - FANS ARE GOING CRAZY - Mahagee rubs his chin as Disturbed is reeling on the canvas.**

You can hear Disturbed screaming:"That's enough of this shit AAHH!"

**Mahagee leaves the ring as the segement comes to a close**

The Naitch

01-10-2005, 05:14 PM

Here's a small exert from one of the chapters from my book

Enjoy the read :)

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A long road ahead, as we have to drive all the way from Vancouver to Calgary. What the hell is this? We can't take a plane? This is due to the poor money mangement in TNA at the time. We had to save money so we had the boys fly drive to Calgary that day in the middle of December. Luckily for me, I had my private jet, and I usually take three of my closest affiliates with me. MVP, The Ravishing One, and Danny Electric, were the fortunate ones not having to worry about their cars freezing in the middle of the Trans-Canada Highway that day. We roll like millionaires. Champagne and cocaine, Playstation 2, personal massages from the flight attendants (a male flight attendant for Danny).

Onto my usual itinerary for an average day....

6am: At this point I'm half drunk, hair all a mess, breath still smelling fresh. I step into the shower, and doze off again for about another half-hour. I apply my special shampoo imported from Sweden. And I soap myself with Dove Moisturising bar. Good stuff. Deadman Inc recommended it. After that, I get changed, stare at my beautiful body in the mirror for about ten more minutes, then off to the lobby.

8am: IHOP. I love pancakes. I usually hit up the local IHOP for some pumpking pancakes, some coffee and a beer. Yes, some beer at 8am really charges up my batteries. I usually have breakfast with TRO, MVP, and Danny Electric.

9am: Off to the airport, where our private jet awaits us. Our pilot, Valerie Venis is sexy. The Cock meets us at the airport, but he has his own jet. Cocky needs his space, seeing as he's the biggest star in Caption-Entertainement history, no questions asked.

10am-12pm: We arrive at the airport, where our limo awaits us. We drive to another restaurant, and at this point I'm already drunk and high off the liquor and the white. Good times. So, after we eat, I make a little...SHHHHH detour to the local Gentlemen's Club. I have a lifetime membership. They treat me well.

3pm: Off to the arena. I usually pass out for a while in THE KLIQ's dressing room. At around 4:30, MVP's bulldog, "Fozzy Bear" wakes me up by licking my face. Maybe he likes the moisturizers I wear. It smells like Papaya. Good times. I go get Splaya to get me some coffee. Two creams, no sugar. He usually fucks it up all the time. Fucking retard. After this, I change into my finest suit, spray on some Versace Blue Jeans on my neck and head out to talk to the bookers. Loose Cannon and I usually give eachother the EVIL EYE everytime we pass eachother in the halls. That dates back to the early TNA days, when our rivalry was pretty hot.

6pm-8pm: SHOW TIME! I do my thing. Strut around with style. You know how I roll

9pm: As the crew is takling everything down, I usually head back to the hotel.

10pm-5am: PARTY TIME! Yup, that's the life of The Godfather Of Caption-Entertainment :y:

Champion of Europa

01-10-2005, 05:49 PM

Great show, Kapout. Gerardo gets his first of many wins. ;) Now, time for a promo.

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*The titran tron goes black to an official looking logo, reading Mexi-SPAN. It cuts to show Gerardo Fantana standing, smug grin on his face*

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*The camera pulls back to show a nerdy interviewer, microphone in hand*

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Gerardo: You all read correctly, this is now Mexi-SPAN. I feel that the editing department of TNA is not doing my promos justice. They are leaving out my most potent information that needs to reach you dirty, disgusting masses. So, I have purchased this time to inform you all, free of bias from this conservative company. This fine interviewer here is not a journalist contracted by TNA, he is the Mexi-SPAN anchor. I have hired him as my own personal interviewer, as he has been previously screened to be sympathetic to the cause of Mexican Supremacy. And all you ladies out there, we are single, so if you want some Latin papis, give us a little ring ring. Now, begin the interview of Gerardo Fantana: YOUR Mexican Hero, Pedro.

Pedro: Hola. How do you feel about your victory at this week's RAW?

Gerardo: How do I feel? I feel Fantanastic. I beat that Japanese coward 1, 2, 3. Some of you Separatists out there might question the means of my victory. I can fully assure each and every one of you that if it were not for Disturbed, I still would've came out the victor. I just would've done it without the help of a racist redneck. For that, I pray repentence to my Saints. I will never let another victory of mine be tainted by someone as disgusting as Disturbed.

Pedro: Why are you not wearing The Mexican Championship tonight?

Gerardo: For the very reasons I cited just a mere few seconds ago. Last night I was in the ring with a Japanese coward and an ignorant redneck. I want the Mexican Championship to remain pure, so I am having it cleansed as we speak. Fear not, in mere days, The Mexican Championship will make its return, and it will not be lonely any longer.

Pedro: That brings me to my next question: Are you going to enter the Battle Royal for Outsider's vacant Tag Team Championship?

Gerardo: What are you, retarded? Of course I plan on entering. You should've got out of Mexico before the drinking water went to Hell. I kid, I kid. Anyway, that French redneck bitch of an owner Dusty won't give me a title shot. He's just as racist as every one of you watching. This is my only way to display my talent to all those in the back, and all those around the world. When I defeat all those other jobbers in that Battle Royal, there will be no excuse to hold me back. I will have to beat off title shots left and right, (Just like I have to beat the ladies off with a stick. Keep on trying, Mamacitas) or Dusty will have to suffer a PR nightmare the likes of which he has never seen.

Pedro: How would you feel about becoming tag team partners with Outsider?

Gerardo: That is just secondary to gaining another title, and therefore becoming the most successful TNA wrestler in the history of this company. Two titles after two matches. I wouldn't enjoy it, but I'm sure that when he teams up with me, he will see the light. If he doesn't, he will feel the darkness of unconciousness. Not that that's a threat, because Gerardo Fantana: YOUR Mexican Hero doesn't do threats. How would that look to all the little aspiring Fantaniacs out there? As a matter of fact, I took this job to show my athleticism, not to fight. Everything I do in the ring is self defense. Highly stylized, very violent self defense.

Pedro: It's been Fantanastic interviewing you, Gerardo.

Gerardo: *cough*

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Pedro: Gerardo Fantana: MY Mexican Hero.

Gerardo: It's been all my pleasure, Pedro.

Pedro: This is Pedro Rodriguez: THE Mexican Sex Symbol, signing off for Mexi-SPAN with the Mexican Champion Gerardo Fantana.

Gerardo: ...

Pedro: YOUR Mexican Hero.

Gerardo: Damn straight.

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There are tons of pictures of Carlito at www.caribbean-cool.com from WWC, OVW, WWE etc. So, pictures are no longer an issue.

The Naitch

01-10-2005, 05:56 PM

My favorite Carlito pic (for the record)

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Champion of Europa

01-10-2005, 06:04 PM

My favorite Carlito pic (for the record)

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I'm working towards that pic. (All the shout outs to the ladies. ;))

Gone Mad

01-10-2005, 06:18 PM

** MadMan backstage **
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.... I will make this short. I was given this shot. I NEED this! Ever since I was a boy, I wanted to be in this business. But then one event happened to the next.... my life changed. I had to get back to my first dream: to be a true UNSTOPPABLE force.. and a champion.

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Paul, you gave me my opportunity here and I will not squander it. Ironic this title shot is against you but I told you.. I WILL win this, no matter the event. NEW VB champion.... Caption Day... Trust me... On this!

MVP

01-10-2005, 07:15 PM

Excellent show :y:

McLegend

01-10-2005, 07:58 PM

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Sceme Gene: This is Scme Gene and tonight on C-fed confidential. We have exclusive interview with Zack Morris that I did myself. We talk about all the hot issuses in c-fed entainment today. Now straight to our cover story.

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Sceme Gene: Here I am with Zack Morris the subject of a lot of converstory in C-feds today. Before I start I start I want to ask what happend to your eye?

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Zack: Nowhere Man caused it. It was a completely unprovoked attack.

SG: Unprovoked attack? You hit him with your ic-title to cost him the match?

Zack: It was an accdient.

SG: :roll:

Zack: I was merley showing nowhere man my title. It's not my fault he's a clutz and ran into it.

SG: :wtf: :roll:

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Zack: Come on Gene Scheme I wouldn't cheat!!

SG: :roll: Alright Zack Why did you leave NCW?

Zack: I felt that it was my time, and my close friend LC needed me?

SG: Now you and LC went to the same high school?

Zack: Yes thats right. LC was probably the best all round student at Bayside?

SG: Really?

Zack: Yeah he was athletic and smart, and the girls loved him. I was just into girls in high school however I didn't care about the other things the way he did.

SG: Thats what I heard?

Zack: I did however score a 1502 on my sat's, and I got accepted to Yale, but I decieded to go the University of Calfornia.

SG: Why?

Zack: Because Calfornia girls :naughty:. Something I regret doing :nono:.

SG: Why do you regreat that?

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Zack: Calm down Gene I'll get to that. Well Kelly and I ended up getting married well we eventually moved east. Our marriage fell apart.

SG: What happend? I thought you guys were back together?

Zack: Where just fridends now and it's to tough to talk about. I'm not ready.

*Zack starts to tear up a little so he puts on his sun glasses

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Zack: I started doing bad things :nono:

SG: What bad things?

Zack: Instead of drinking 1 beer and getting drunk I would drink 2 get drunk and drink some more. :nono:

SG: :eek: When does Lc come into the picture?

Zack: I saw LC one day and I told him what was going on in my life. He told me to get it togther. Well I then did.

SG: Wow you must of been pretty screwed up?

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Zack: You just got swerved bitch.

SG: :mad:

Zack: I got you good, but seriously LC and I met up at at harvard when I went there to get my masters.

SG: So your not a babe hound anymore?

Zack: No, but the girls still love me :naughty:

SG: So why did you leave NCW?

Zack: I was underappriected by all the guys in the back. They thought I was a joke. I was the top 2 biggest superstar in NCW I was the best wrestler on the roster, also I was the smartest and sexiest star in NCW.

SG: What does that have to do with it?

Zack: Everything they were jealous. With that said I have nothing but respect for NCW and their talent.

SG: Really?

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Zack: Of cousre. NCW is great C-fed and I think there doing very well without me.

SG: but to turn you back on the compnay that made you a star?

*Zack is dumbfounded by the comment

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Zack: Wo NCW didn't make me. If anything I made NCW what it is today. I'm one that kept NCW going. I'm the reason why all those TNA guys are there right now. They 're there because of me kepping NCW alive.

SG: :roll:

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Zack: I Didn't do anything wrong.

SG :roll: What about your match with Azriel

Zack: I'll win. Azriel isn't even in my league.

SG: Then Why did you denie is challegne the first time

Zack: He doesn't deserve a shot, but it's ok I'm a fighting champ.

SG: :roll: What about the ilt situation.

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Zack: I'm not answering anymore questions. This interview is over.

SG: :mad:

*back at the confidetials studio

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SG: Well that was certainly interesting. Zack has some ego if he thinks he didn't do anything wrong. Also we will have morenext week when we interview Zack again. Next we will talk about ilt and if her kid will be cute or deformed.

Good night everyone

McLegend

01-10-2005, 08:01 PM

:yes:

Loose Cannon

01-10-2005, 08:48 PM

LMAO

McLegend

01-10-2005, 08:50 PM

I know you like the you got swerved bitch.

Gone Mad

01-10-2005, 11:41 PM

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**Fade to black **

Savior

01-11-2005, 12:00 AM

*Paul walks in to MVPs locker room*
P: Hey homie whats up where's naitch?
M: Him? he's passed out in the mens shower room in a puddle of semen anyways what bring you in here?
P: I wanted to say........I wanted to say watch out TRO has won a Iron man match before so how do you think.......think you can win?
M: Easy I am M.....V....P. Why do think you can beat Madman?
P: Nigga I am High on PCP! I can punch through walls I have infite health and am on the 8th level!....I think I ate some...some.....some shrooms to......want any?
M: No thanks, take that back to helmsphere.
P: I'm just joking I don't do drugs
MVP and Paul (pointing at camera): and neither should you!
MVP: Is that madman with your belt?
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Paul: Yeah I let him wear it tonight since he has a 1 in 10 chance of winning at the PPV. I mean he's good but he's not as good as me.

The Ravishing One

01-11-2005, 03:38 AM

Great show K :y:

Disturbed316

01-11-2005, 05:39 PM

*Disturbed316 is seen walking around backstage, and he's looking pissed off*

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D316: DUSTY! DUSTY! Where are you, you piece of trash?

*Disturbed opens a locker room door, but closes it again and carries on looking*

D316: Hey Dusty!.....Where is he?

*Disturbed walks round the corner and bumps into The Cock. The fans boo and shout abuse at Cock*

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D316: Hey Cock, you seen Dusty around?

Cock: Nope, sorry chum..........p

D316: :wtf: Well if you see him, tell him I'm looking for him.

*Disturbed walks down the corridoor, still on the look out for Dusty Desmarais. He walks round the corner and walks into Olympic Silver Medalist Kurk Angel*

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Kurk: Hey, you're Disturbed316 right?

D316: Yeah

Kurk: Hi, I'm Kurk Angel, Olympic Silver Medalist.

D316: Thats nice son. You seen Dusty around anywhere?

Kurk: Nope, sorry man. But if I see him I'll let him know your looking for him.

*Disturbed316 walks away from Kurk Angel and continues his hunt for Dusty Desmarais. The camera fades out*

TO BE CONTINUED

Bazooka

01-11-2005, 07:14 PM

**Innovator is shown walking down the hallway backsage when out of nowhere he is struck from behind with a metal pipe to the skull ... It is revealed that Invisible is the assailant along with LC behind him**

Invisible:"So you want a Hangman's match, bitch. Allow me to leave you with a exposition of what's to come. Are you listening to me, or are you ****ing with me again?"

LC:"Yo, Invis tie that wretched chain around his neck and teach him some damn respect."

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**Invisible pulls down a chain from the ceiling and lifts Innovator up to tie the chain around his neck. Invisible puts a lock on the chain, and allows Innovator to dangle on his tippy toes**

Invisible:"You're aware enough now to listen to me, I'm going to make this real clear."

*Innovator begins gagging, so Invisible steps in and graps Innoator by the throat*

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Invisible:"Ahaha, how pathetic. You talk alot about destiny, but each time you have tried reaching destiny, it has failed you. Your ultimate fate is to fail, if I were you, I'd play it safe and keep a decent career within TNA, without reaching for the TNA championship. Face it, you'll never obtain such a percious prize like I have."

LC:"Invisible is going to murder you, punk."

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Invisible:"What can I say? The man knows what he's talking about. LC, you're the man. Let's get the hell out of here."

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**Invisible and LC begin walking away, when Innovator mummers about how he cant breathe. Invisible hears this and turn back to greet Innovator.**

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Invisible:"What did you just say!! Can't breathe? That's the feeling you get when you're caught up in your own delusions, I've been through that process, it isn't as enchanting as people lead you to believe, is it? This is that pinnacle, or comming to the realization that your dreams should stay so distant. For now, I'll spare you... Since it is Caption Day that you meet your harsh judgement, that you were meant to be a failure."

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**LC takes a cheap shot on Innovator with the metal pipe. Then Invisible unties the chain around Innovator neck, and leaves a fallen Innovator unconscience on the floor**

(end of segment)

MVP

01-11-2005, 08:29 PM

Jim Rose and Jerry Lawyers are doing commentary for the upcoming match.

JR: "On the last edition of RAW, TRO attacked the TNA World Champion, Mike Vincent Parsons in his match against Outsider causing him to lose. Luckily it was a non-title match."

JL: "I can't say it was a bad idea JR. TRO just wants to do whatever it takes to win at Caption Day."

JR: "Well we don't know if MVP will be in the best shape after that sledgehammer attack, we'll find out soon."

Simply, Simply Ravishing...

TRO heads to the ring for his match. HUGE HEAT

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JR: "The fans are irate with TRO for what happened on RAW. The MVPeons don't forget anything."

JL: "Who cares, they're idiots anyway."

TRO gets in the ring to face a local jobber. He's about ready to start when the match is interrupted with...

Yo It's Me, It's Me, It's

M
V
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JR: "BAHGAWD THIS PLACE IS GOING NUTS. THE TNA WORLD CHAMPION IS HERE!!"

TRO: :rant:

MVP heads to the commentary booth.

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JR: "Nice of you to join us Mike. How are you feeling after RAW?"

MVP: "Thanks for caring JR. Obviously the speculation is incorrect as usual. The King of Captions is fine, he's not gonna let some lousy sledgehammer shot ruin his title match at Caption Day. You forget I am the greatest caption superstar on the face of this planet. You should be more concerned with Male Madonna in the ring there."

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JL: "C'MON TRO!!"

JR: "It appears as though TRO is looking a little out of focus tonight."

MVP: "A little out of focus?! The guy can't wrestle to save his mother's life. This past weekend I saw TRO hammering down Tequilas at Hooters with Danny Electric, who's back in rehab again. Apparently hangovers come in 3-day spans when you're TRO's age."

JL: "Hey King of Craptions, why don't you respect the guy that made this company."

MVP: "Hey assclown, why don't you drink a tall glass of SHUT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL UP!"

JR: "TRO connecting with hard right hands to the sternum. Looks like TRO is beginning to get an advantage. TRO hits a belly-to-back suplex. He starts stomping away now, not letting this guy have a chance. Looks like he's hell-bent to take that title away from you Mike."

MVP: "Bullshit. He knows he can't last 60 minutes with me in the ring."

JR: "TRO picks up his opponent after a vertical suplex...could it be...YES!

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THE RUDE AWAKENING. TRO HAS THIS ONE"

JL: "THERE'S THE FUTURE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!"

JR: "Wait a sec...MVP just left the commentary booth...

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he's heading into the ring. TRO DOESN'T SEE HIM! HE GOES FOR A COVER, 1..........2........

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BAHGAWD THE RATINGS SPIKE ON TRO AS HE MAKES THE COVER!! I THINK MVP JUST BROKE BOTH OF THEM IN HALF...LITERALLY!!"

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JL: "NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO REF CALLS FOR THE BELL! MVP IS A CHEAP BASTARD!"

JR: "The roof is blown off the arena. The crowd is popping huge for their champion."

MVP goes under the ring and grabs a sledgehammer and NAILS TRO IN THE FACE.

TRO is left a bloddy mess.

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MVP heads out of the ring, but talks on the mic.

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MVP: "Let this be a lesson to you TRO. Never cross the King of Captions. At Caption Day I will tear you apart for 60 minutes, and walk out STILL THE PEOPLE'S RAVISHING WORLD CHAMPION!!"

Ginormous pop from the crowd.

Fade to Black

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The buyrates for Caption Day shot up 45%.

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