tucsonspeed6
01-04-2005, 09:00 PM
I have a few things I was a bit confused about on Raw last night.
Firstly, I'd like to say that this may be spoilers, but I'm not sure, because I thought I heard JR say something about it being 2:00 AM in Great Britain, and he welcomed the British viewers to the show. Is Raw being aired live in England now? And if so, every time I mention anything Raw related from now on do I still have to put "Spoilers" on it? Because some british viewers may have to tape it and watch it at a later date.
Next, I understand that sometimes wrestlers botch moves, and last night seemed no exception with Sylvan Grenier, but then after the pinfall, he begged forgiveness from Rob Conway, giving his opponent the upper hand. Anyone know what that was about? I have a feeling I already know the answer, though....and it involves Vince McMahon keeping up to date on the Sean Waltman website (it's his favorite after TPWW, of course)
And what was the deal with Eugene's Motivation? I figured Red was gonna give him a Blowjob or something, but she came back like two seconds later. I"m thinking that with that tube top she was wearing, she either flashed Eugene, or she was actually going to attempt the BJ, but Eugene is a full fledged member of the "9 1/2 second club". And what's the deal with the CD? Did ANYONE in the audience know what the hell song that was? My guess is that whatever boy band was on that cd has a deal going with McMahon to win a battle royal for the world championship at WM21...or maybe Vince was playing with his new "Alienation Ray" that he just got. He found it in Ultimate Warrior's locker along with other stuff that came over from the WCW buy like an Ed Leslie shaped blowup doll, dozens of smoke bombs, and a eerie mirror that he screamed at for at least twenty minutes, though Bischoff saw nothing in it. :shifty:
Oh, and was anybody else NOT surprised by Kane's entrance minus the pyros?
I had a thread where somebody asked me what Lita botching the task of "lighting a candle" would look like... My reply is "Something like THAT!" Seriously though, speaking of that match, Snitsky said beforehand that he had a surprise for Maria, and then he sniffed her. Or maybe he told her a secret, then sniffed her. I don't know. It was weird, though. Maybe he did tell her a secret, because then she ran away. (I think the secret followed by the sniffing reminded her to put on some Secret deoderant. Maria (staring down at a oval plastic tube): "You had me as 'strong enough for a man!'") Then Snitsky looked in the camera and told Kane he had a surprise for HIM TOO! I don't know about you, folks, but kicking babies and sniffing 350 lb men is not my idea of a good gimmick.
And PLEASE, PLEASE, I'm begging somebody to please get me side-by-side pics of JR getting choked after the debate and Jabba the Hutt getting choked to death by Princess Leia. It is my dying wish to see the two in one place.
Ok, I guess that's it. Make fun of any other stupid things you've seen on wrestling recently in this thread.
Firstly, I'd like to say that this may be spoilers, but I'm not sure, because I thought I heard JR say something about it being 2:00 AM in Great Britain, and he welcomed the British viewers to the show. Is Raw being aired live in England now? And if so, every time I mention anything Raw related from now on do I still have to put "Spoilers" on it? Because some british viewers may have to tape it and watch it at a later date.
Next, I understand that sometimes wrestlers botch moves, and last night seemed no exception with Sylvan Grenier, but then after the pinfall, he begged forgiveness from Rob Conway, giving his opponent the upper hand. Anyone know what that was about? I have a feeling I already know the answer, though....and it involves Vince McMahon keeping up to date on the Sean Waltman website (it's his favorite after TPWW, of course)
And what was the deal with Eugene's Motivation? I figured Red was gonna give him a Blowjob or something, but she came back like two seconds later. I"m thinking that with that tube top she was wearing, she either flashed Eugene, or she was actually going to attempt the BJ, but Eugene is a full fledged member of the "9 1/2 second club". And what's the deal with the CD? Did ANYONE in the audience know what the hell song that was? My guess is that whatever boy band was on that cd has a deal going with McMahon to win a battle royal for the world championship at WM21...or maybe Vince was playing with his new "Alienation Ray" that he just got. He found it in Ultimate Warrior's locker along with other stuff that came over from the WCW buy like an Ed Leslie shaped blowup doll, dozens of smoke bombs, and a eerie mirror that he screamed at for at least twenty minutes, though Bischoff saw nothing in it. :shifty:
Oh, and was anybody else NOT surprised by Kane's entrance minus the pyros?
I had a thread where somebody asked me what Lita botching the task of "lighting a candle" would look like... My reply is "Something like THAT!" Seriously though, speaking of that match, Snitsky said beforehand that he had a surprise for Maria, and then he sniffed her. Or maybe he told her a secret, then sniffed her. I don't know. It was weird, though. Maybe he did tell her a secret, because then she ran away. (I think the secret followed by the sniffing reminded her to put on some Secret deoderant. Maria (staring down at a oval plastic tube): "You had me as 'strong enough for a man!'") Then Snitsky looked in the camera and told Kane he had a surprise for HIM TOO! I don't know about you, folks, but kicking babies and sniffing 350 lb men is not my idea of a good gimmick.
And PLEASE, PLEASE, I'm begging somebody to please get me side-by-side pics of JR getting choked after the debate and Jabba the Hutt getting choked to death by Princess Leia. It is my dying wish to see the two in one place.
Ok, I guess that's it. Make fun of any other stupid things you've seen on wrestling recently in this thread.