Who Would In A Real Fight I: Vince McMahon v. Ted Turner [Archive]

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James Steele

01-09-2005, 05:52 AM

Since I am bored, I thought of a cool idea for a "regular" thread for the wrestling forum to make RTW not so lonely.

Who would win in a real fight is a simple concept. I will post daily a battle of 2 figures in wrestling and a poll will be posted to see who, you the loyal TPWW members, thinks could kick the others ass in a legitimate fight.

Today is the battle of the 2 biggest names in wrestling in the 1990's!

No, not Goldberg v. Austin...
No, not Rock v. Hogan...
No, not even Chyna v. Asya!

TED TURNER VS. VINCE MCMAHON

Vince kicked Ted's ass in the business world, but it was easy when Ted shot himself in the foot...

Now, you will decide who would win in a fight, Ted or Vince. WCW v. WWF!
So who will you vote for?
Will he win?
Will he lose?
Will it be a draw?
Will it be an ass-beating or a lucky punch?

No Vince Russo,Eric Bishoff, AOL- Time Warner in the way now. These 2 promoters will engage in simulated fisticuffs... Who will WIN?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mr. Nerfect

01-09-2005, 06:04 AM

Vinnie Mac. Have you seen that man, he's huge. :eek:

Hired Hitman

01-09-2005, 06:39 AM

Vince McMahon is buff
Ted Turner isn't

Ted Turner is really old
Vince McMahon hides it well

Vince McMahon gets my vote
Ted Turner doesn't

01-09-2005, 07:18 AM

Vince's a tank. He would kill Turner.

The Answer

01-09-2005, 10:23 AM

Vinnie Mac easily.He's got the pipes

Mike the Metal Ed

01-09-2005, 10:25 AM

McMahon is in shape, and has had a few wrestling matches.

Turner wouldn't stand a chance.

Savio

01-09-2005, 11:13 AM

This reminds me of X-pac vs Shane. You clearly think Vince will win but then you see all these guys with shadows over there faces saying that Ted used to take out 6 guys at once.

Volchok

01-09-2005, 12:18 PM

Shit Vince held his own with Austin, I think he can handle Turner...

Gouda

01-09-2005, 01:52 PM

Vince and his 24 inch pythons will run wild on Turner.

Mr. Nerfect

01-09-2005, 02:05 PM

Vince and his 24 inch pythons will run wild on Turner.

:lol:

The only way Ted could win, is if he was allowed to spend his money on a newly developed battle suit. Otherwise, I stand by the Mac-Man.

StrongMad

01-09-2005, 03:50 PM

Vince and his roids.

Innovator

01-09-2005, 04:03 PM

Vince "MacTruck" McMahon

.44 Magdalene

01-09-2005, 05:59 PM

Ted Turner, being an avid worshipper of the Great Old Ones, would unleash some form of strange occult magic with which to destroy Vince McMahon.

:shifty: ...Or something? I just wanted to vote for the underdog.

Funky Fly

01-09-2005, 06:10 PM

Ted Turner via The Billionaire Drop (ie. an AOL Time Warner helicopter drops a billion dollars on Vince McMahon's head).

Rain Man

01-09-2005, 06:54 PM

Vince

I-Hate-You

01-09-2005, 07:09 PM

Vince.

BTW I like your signature, JS.