NCW TABOO JEWSDAY (Thread Closed) (C-FED)

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And now… Nazi Championship Wrestling, in association with PlayStation 2, presents…

Taboo Jewsday.

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The PPV kicks off with a magnificent pyro display.

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The camera pans across the crowd.

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The camera then cuts to the announce table.

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Himmler: Velcome to Taboo Jewsday! I am Heinrich ‘Ze Brain’ Himmler. Hallo to our German announce team, Helmut Kleidenschnooler, und Klaus Winklehoven.

Helmut: Hallo! Sind Sie einsames dort Heinrich? Sowieso heute abend zeugen wir groundbreaking etwas. Zum ersten Mal haben die Ventilatoren die Energie, Titelkämpfer und gleichbedingungen zu wählen!

Klaus: Ich gebe meine Stimme gerade jetzt ab, aber ich werde nicht Ihnen meine Wahlen Helmut erklären. Eine was für unglaubliche Nacht dieses ist!

Himmler: Und now it ist time to find out who ze fans voted for to join me in commentary tonight!

The camera shows the Hitlertron.

Himmler: Here ve go…





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The crowd cheer, as JG and Dictator come out to the announce table.

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Himmler: Vell, it seems zat ze audience vonted boz of you out here.

Dictator: You vould sink zat, but it is clear from ze live audience’s reaction zat Ze Dictator ist ze premier announcer around here.

JG: Vell, I am sure many vould disagree viz you, but now it ist time for our first metch.

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Match 1: Lumberjack Match: German Championship: Joey Radd (c) vs ?????

At last hits, and the crowd boo as the German Champ makes his way to the ring.

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Joey stops smiling once he reaches the ring, and signals for his opponent to come down and fight.

JG: Now ve vill find out who ze audience voted for to face Radd…

The camera cuts backstage and shows some of Radd’s possible opponents.

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The camera then cuts to the Hitlertron…

JG: Here ve go…





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The crowd cheer madly, and the camera quickly cuts backstage for the reaction of the superstars.

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The camera cuts back to ringside, as a Japanese tune hits.

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Seymour walks down to the ring, tagging the hands of several fans as he goes. He slides into the ring, and stands opposite his opponent.

The Lumberjacks then come out, to a mixed reaction.

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All the superstars who lost out in the ballot, and some others, take up positions outside the ring.

*DING DING*

Joey and Seymour tie up in the middle of the ring, and both men perform takedowns that are reversed back into tie ups. Radd twists the smaller man’s arm, but Seymour flips over and applies a sleeper hold on Joey. Radd swings a couple of elbows at his opponent’s midsection, before nailing Seymour in the side of the head. Joey then goes for an Irish whip, which he then follows up with a backdrop. Seymour lands on his feet, and shoves Joey forwards into the ropes. The masked man then ducks under Radd as he comes back across the ring, before nailing a drop toehold. Seymour mounts the back of Joey, and begins slapping the back of his head in a comical manner.

The crowd pop for Seymour, as Radd becomes angry. Joey charges across the ring, but Seymour ducks the attempted clothesline and kicks Radd in the behind, drawing even more cheers from the crowd. Seymour looks out to the audience in awe, but that tiny distraction is enough for Radd to send a boot into his gut. Seymour doubles over, and Joey lifts him up for a backbreaker. Joey takes a moment to interact with his ‘fans’.

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Joey picks up Seymour and takes him into the corner, where he lays into him with right hands. Seymour ducks a huge right hand, sending Radd to the outside. The lumberjacks surround Joey, many of them talking trash to him. Anybody Thrilla clears a path for Radd to get back in the ring, and the Champ takes it. Seymour goes back on the attack with a low dropkick, but Joey dodges and sends Seymour under the bottom rope to the outside.

The lumberjacks this time surround Seymour, and Sonny in particular gets in his face. Remy and Cool King help Seymour into the ring, and begin talking trash to Sonny on the outside. Joey Radd looks out at the increasing tension amongst the lumberjacks, and is rolled up by Seymour…

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Joey gets the shoulder up!

Radd gets to his feet, but is met with a stiff kick from Seymour.

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The small man then whips Radd into the corner, and goes for a dropkick. Joey dodges the contact, sending Seymour head first into the turnbuckle. Radd poses for the crowd.

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Joey looks to the outside to see that the tension is almost spilling over amongst the lumberjacks, and he shouts to them.

Radd: Hey guys shut the f##k up, I’m tryin’ to win this damn match!

The lumberjacks look up the Radd, and their faces fill with anger. Joey suddenly looks worried and backs away, when many of the men outside get into the ring.

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Suddenly, an all out brawl takes place, with the lumberjacks fighting each other and the match participants. Several men are immediately tossed out of the ring, and a small group fight their way into the crowd. Cool King stomps away at Allan Ways in the ropes.

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Big K-Hole finds himself down on the outside, presumably with a torn quad. Meanwhile, in the centre of the ring, John Heidenrape and Mayo lose themselves in the moment, and have a little ‘match-up’ of their own.

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Skullbasher and Bigstyle lay into X-Factor, and pummel him into a corner. The big man fights back, but is eventually overwhelmed and double-teamed into the mat.

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The group of superstars in the crowd make their way further back, and Remy knocks many of them down with a huge dropkick from a crowd barrier. The daredevil then climbs up to the second level of the crowd.

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Dictator: Vot ist zat lunatic doing?!



He leaps down onto the group of superstars!

Crowd: HOLY S##T! HOLY S##T!



Back in the ring, Corkscrewed climbs onto the ring apron with an angry look on his face. The big man is met with a dropkick from Seymour.

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Corky falls from the ring apron.

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He lands on the outside and his head bounces off the thin layer of padding on the ground.

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Joey Radd sneaks up behind Seymour and grabs him by the arms, going for the Raddifier. Seymour reverses and flips up onto Joey’s shoulders.

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The masked man rolls through into a pin!

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The referee goes down for the cover…


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*DING DING DING*

The crowd go absolutely crazy!

JG: Ve hef a new Chempion!

Dictator: He had ze tights! Come on ref!

JG: How much ist Radd paying you?

Joey rolls away and looks to the skies in frustration.

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He beats the mat with his hands, as Seymour is handed his belt by the referee.

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He poses with the belt for several minutes, before making his way to the back while the crowd continue to cheer.

Result: Seymour Wins via Pinfall.

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Ilt is shown backstage watching a monitor.

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Ilt: Damn Seymour! Damn him to Hell!

Someone walks up behind Ilt.

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The crowd pop.

Slim: Hey Ilt… Looks like your man just got his punk ass beat.

Ilt: Yeah, well… The Cock is gonna beat your ass later tonight.

Slim: Is that so… We’ll just see ‘bout that.

There is a pause.

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Ilt: So… You got a new woman?

Slim: Yeah, but we ain’t like dat. She’s just fillin’ in while I find the one for me.

Ilt: I see…

Slim: So… You and the Cock got a thang goin’?

Ilt: Well kinda… But you know me…

Slim: You damn skippy… So… Howz the baby doin’?

Ilt: It’s good…

Slim: Cool, cool…

Ilt: So… See ya around…

Ilt and Slim slowly walk away in opposite directions.

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Match 2: Tag Team Titles: Splaya/Eric Shin (c) vs Paul Carrington/Adrian Moore.

Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta blasts through the arena, and the crowd cheer as Paul and Adrian make their way down to the ring.

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The 2 men talk amongst themselves as they await their opponents.

Revolution’s theme hits, and the crowd begin to boo as Splaya and Shin appear on the ramp.

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The Tag Champs make their way down to the ring slowly, receiving massive heat from the fans. Eventually they enter the ring, and all 4 men look to the Hitlertron.

JG: Alright folks, it ist time to find out vot vich metch type you voted for!





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The fans cheer loudly for the winning choice.

Himmler: Vell… Somebody had better get ze ladders…

A group of stagehands appear from the back carrying ladders, and place them next to the ring. The referee then attaches the belts to a harness, and they are lifted up into the air.

*DING DING*

Splaya and Paul immediately start to brawl, and both men end up on the mat. They roll across the ring, and then out to the floor where they continue to brawl. Eric Shin approaches Adrian Moore in the ring, and the 2 men stare at each other for a moment. Moore smiles and puts out his hand, and Eric shakes it. The crowd pop for the reunion of the Australians, when…




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Moore smashes Eric straight in the mouth!

Adrian forces Shin into the corner and continues to work him over with lefts and rights. The crowd cheer for Moore as he goes brutal on his former partner. On the outside, Paul gains the advantage on Splaya and whips him into the crowd barrier. He then gets back into the ring, and tells Moore to get a ladder. Adrian slides out of the ring and grabs a ladder, but is tripped by Splaya. Adrian falls to the ground and lands on top of the ladder. Paul gets out of the ring and continues his fight with Splaya by the announce tables.

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Eric Shin recovers in the ring, and climbs to the outside. He picks up a ladder and looks around. He places the ladder between the ring steps and the crowd barrier, just as Splaya whips Paul into it! Shin grabs Carrington and places him on top of the ladder.

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Adrian Moore gets to his feet and grabs a ladder, which he slides into the ring. Splaya slides into the ring to confront him, and the 2 men go at it in the middle of the ring. Back on the outside, Shin climbs onto the ladder and stands up Paul with him. Eric sets up Paul for some kind of suplex, but Carrington sweeps Shin’s legs away, sending him groin first into one of the ladder steps. Paul jumps down from the ladder and gets back into the ring. He immediately nails Splaya from behind, allowing Adrian to pick up the ladder that he brought in.

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Paul holds up Splaya, and Adrian rams the ladder into his head. Splaya falls to the canvas, and Moore sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring. Eric Shin slides into the ring, and delivers a low blow to Adrian as he attempts to climb the ladder. Paul begins to climb one side of the ladder, while Shin climbs up the other side. The 2 men meet at the top, and exchange right hands. Moore and Splaya slowly recover, and begin fighting in the corner. Adrian gains the upper hand and clotheslines Splaya to the outside, before following him out. On top of the ladder, Eric reaches round with his leg and kicks Paul, allowing him to shove Carrington off the ladder!

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Paul slams into the mat, and then rolls out of the ring near to where Splaya and Adrian are fighting on the outside. Eric Shin reaches up, but soon realises that the ladder is not in the right place to retrieve the belts. He looks to the outside and sees the carnage.

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Shin launches himself off the ladder to the outside!

JG: Mein Gott! Eric Shin ist insane!

Shin lands on all 3 men, sending them crashing the ground.

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All 4 men struggle to move on the floor, as the fans cheer for more action. Splaya gets to his feet at the same time as Paul, and Carrington grabs a steel chair. Splaya is almost in a daze, and walks straight into the chair shot! He collapses back into the timekeeper’s chair.

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JG: He ist busted vide open!

Himmler: If ze fans had voted for First Blood, zis metch vould be over!

Paul then swings at Eric Shin with the chair, but he ducks. Eric turns around but is met with a big clothesline from Adrian Moore. Paul crashes the chair into the back of Shin on the ground. Moore and Carrington slowly climb into the ring, and set up a ladder in the perfect position.

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Both men look at each other, and are willed by the crowd to climb. They slowly start the climb the ladder, the fatigue obviously getting to them after the punishment they have suffered so far in the match. The 2 men almost reach the top of the ladder, when Eric Shin appears from nowhere and begins to shake the ladder. Adrian Moore jumps down, but is met with a kick to the head from Shin, which sends him into the corner.

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Shin begins to scale the ladder, as Paul reaches up for the belts. Eric nails him in the stomach, and the 2 men again exchange right hands at the top of the ladder. The camera cuts to show Splaya slumping out of the chair on the outside.

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JG: I don’t sink zat Splaya vill be back.

Shin and Paul continue to slug it out at the top of the ladder, as Adrian Moore begins to regain his composure in the corner. He wanders out into the middle of the ring, when suddenly…



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JG: PKO! PKO!

Himmler: Vere did Splaya come from?!

Splaya slowly gets back to his feet, and looks up to the top of the ladder, where Shin and Paul continue their slugfest.

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Paul hits with a thunderous right hand, and Shin almost loses his balance. Splaya thinks about what to do next, while Eric avoids a knock-out blow on the top of the ladder. Shin suddenly springs into the air, and goes for a sunset flip over Paul!




Carrington catches him in mid-air!

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Paul strains, and nails an F-U off the ladder!

Shin lands right on top of Splaya, taking both men out!

Carrington reaches up for the titles, but can’t quite reach it…


He climbs to the top of the ladder, and gets a hand on the belts…


Splaya begins to crawl onto the bottom of the ladder, and tries to tip it over…


Paul grabs onto the harness, as Splaya shoves the ladder over!

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Paul hangs on, as Splaya tries to jump to grab his legs…


Carrington grabs both of the belts!


The straps give way, and he falls into the ring with the titles!

*DING DING DING*

JG: New Chempions! New Chempions!

Splaya collapses out of the ring in disappointment, while Eric Shin lies unconscious in the ring. Paul hands one of the belts to Adrian, and both men show off their gold to the crowd.

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The winning team embrace in the middle of the ring, before rolling out of the ring and making their way up the ramp.

Splaya crawls back into the ring and helps Eric Shin up. Corkscrewed runs down and joins them in the ring, asking whether they are alright…

Suddenly…




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Corkscrewed bombs Shin into the mat!

JG: Vot in ze hell ist he doing?!

Splaya goes nose to nose with Corky, but then smiles. He then goes down and chokes out Shin!

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Eric struggles for air, until Splaya releases the hold and leaves him in the middle of the ring. Corky and Splaya make their way to the back, to a chorus of boos, as the medical team see to Eric Shin.

Result: Paul Carrington/Adrian Moore Win by retrieving the Titles.

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The fans look to the Hitlertron.

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9 Weeks…

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The camera cuts backstage to the Revolution locker room.

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Splaya: My Title… That Australian piece of s##t Eric Shin cost me MY Title!

Corky: Well we don’t have to worry about him anymore, do we?

Splaya: That’s the one good thing to come out of tonight… Until Shaggy beats the holy hell out of that mutated pervert Jackal.

Corky: He better win too, we can’t lose all our gold in one night.

Splaya: Oh he will win… I’ve got a plan.

Splaya holds up his cell phone, and smiles.

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Corky: I’m sure you have… But we wouldn’t have to rely on Shaggy if that worthless piece of Japanese crap Seymour hadn’t beaten me in the ballot by 1 f##king percent!

Splaya: Yeah that must have been rigged man, I mean who’d vote for a belt-carrying jobber like that over the Beast of Revolution?

Corky: Well one thing’s for sure… He's a dead man.

Splaya smiles, as the camera cuts back to the arena.

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Match 3: Hardcore Championship: Shaggy (c) vs Jackal.

JG: Folks, ve hef Jackal und Shaggy backstage now, vaiting to be taken to zeir metch location.

The camera cuts backstage, to show where the match participants are waiting.

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The camera cuts back to the arena, and then the Hitlertron.

JG: Time to find out ze location of ze metch…





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Jackal and Shaggy and loaded into cars, and driven out of the arena.

JG: Hang in zere folks, ve hef been told zat ze Graveyard ist only a couple of miles avay.

The cars are shown driving down the street.

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They turn off the road, and eventually come to a field.

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The first car stops, and Shaggy is let out.

The second car comes round the corner, when suddenly…




The car goes out of control!




It crashes into a tree stump!

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Shaggy: What the f##k is going on?!

A cameraman runs up to the wreckage, and closes in on some movement.





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Cameraman: Shiiiiii…

The picture suddenly jumps, and the camera falls to the ground.

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Shaggy slowly approaches the scene, until something jumps in front of him.



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Jackal: It’s time!


Shaggy quickly runs away and takes cover behind a nearby headstone.


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Shaggy: Damn it…

Shaggy looks to the floor next to him, and spots a shovel.

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He picks it up, and waits for Jackal to come round the corner.


Shaggy swings the shovel at his opponent, but the big man ducks and nails Shaggy with a huge head butt. The Shaggster falls to the ground, and Jackal kicks him in the gut. Shaggy desperately tries to crawl away, but Jackal grabs him by the hair and pulls him back to his feet.

Shaggy grabs the shovel on his way up, and nails Jackal in the face with it!

The big man falls backwards into a grave!

Shaggy runs away, when…



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Jackal begins searching angrily around the graveyard.

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As he walks, he spots something.


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Jackal pauses and starts to laugh maniacally. He spits on the grave, and then laughs again.

Jackal: How do ya like Ravens now, huh?!

Suddenly…




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A hand reaches out of the ground!


Jackal grabs the hand and pulls the full body of Hex out of the earth!


He twists the head off the body, and tosses it onto the ground!

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Jackal: Try comin’ back without a head!

The body flinches, and Jackal begins stomping away at it until it stops. He spits onto the neck stump of the body, and boots the head away into a bush.


Jackal lets out a scream, and continues searching the graveyard for his opponent.

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The camera cuts to behind a wall, where Shaggy is hiding.

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Jackal appears out of nowhere and nails Shaggy in the side of the head with a big boot. The big man then picks him up in a suplex position, and drops him right onto a headstone!

Shaggy grabs his back in agony, as Jackal closes in for the kill. Shaggy rolls away and trips the big man, sending him down to the ground.

The Champ slowly gets to his feet, spots a church, and makes a run for it.

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Jackal gets up and spots some movement in the direction of the church, so he heads over there. He moves quickly and menacingly. The beast then enters the church, and looks around.

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Jackal: Shaaaaaggy!

Jackal starts to tear the inside of the church apart, looking for his opponent, when he suddenly spots something.



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Jackal smiles and grabs the bird, choking it with his hand. He looks up and sees Shaggy trying to hide in the corner.

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Jackal: The Eagle has landed… BITCH!


Shaggy looks horrified, and makes a run for the church door. Jackal intercepts him and tackles him to the ground, still holding the raven in his hand. Shaggy unloads lefts and rights into Jackal’s midsection in an attempt to escape, but the big man overpowers him and pins him down.

Jackal holds the raven in front of Shaggy, and prepares to make use it…


Suddenly…

Shaggy sends his knee straight into Jackal’s gonads!

He quickly rolls away and flees the church, with the big man in close pursuit.


Jackal runs through the church door, and is momentarily blinded by flashing lights.



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Police: Put your hands in the air where I can see ‘em!


Police men in riot gear get out of the car and slowly approach Jackal.

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Police: You are under arrest for desecration of a grave and a dead body, criminal damage, and loitering with intent to commit further criminal damage!


Jackal smiles and charges at the police. He takes down 2 of them, but the others get him with tasers. The huge man falls unconscious from the weapons, and the police cuff him and bundle him into the car.


The camera cuts to Shaggy by the church.

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He continues smiling as the camera cuts back to the arena.

Result: No Contest.

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The camera cuts to the announce table.

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JG: Vell, zat certainly voz a brutal metch…

Dictator: If you ask me, Jackal got vot he deserved.

Himmler: Nobody asked you!

JG: In any case folks… Ze next time ve are on PPV vill be Hindenburg Havoc, vich is only 3 veeks avay.

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Match 4: The Cock vs Slim.

Yeah hits, and the crowd cheer for Slim as he makes his way down to the ring.

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Slim rolls into the ring, and awaits his opponent.


If ya smeeeeeeeeeeeell… What the Cock… Is cookin’.

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How We Do hits, and the arena erupts as the Cock walks through the curtain.

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Crowd: Cocky! Cocky! Cocky!

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The Cock raises his arm to the fans, before standing opposite his opponent.

*DING DING*

Both men circle each other slowly, as the fans begin chants.

Half Crowd: Cocky! Cocky! Cocky!

Other Half: Slimerooni! *clap-clap-clap-clap-clap* Slimerooni!

The 2 men tie up and try to force each other into the corner. The Cock gets the first advantage, but the referee forces them to break it up. Slim comes out of the corner and ties up again, this time going for a takedown, which the Cock avoids. The 2 men stare each other for a moment, before tying up again. The Cock pulls out of the grapple, and slaps Slim across the face. Slim reacts with a slap of his own, and the 2 men begin exchanging right hands in the middle of the ring. The Cock gets the upper hand, and lays the Caption Down of Slim.

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Cock punches Slim into the ropes, and sends him flying over the top with a huge right hand. The People’s Champ follows his opponent to the outside. Slim nails Cock with a right hand, and whips him into the crowd barrier. Cock winces in pain, but quickly recovers to dodge an attempted clothesline. Slim falls head first over the barrier and into a woman’s lap. The Cock taunts him over the barrier.

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Cock then grabs Slim and pulls him back over, before receiving an elbow to the gut. Slim knocks down the Cock with a big sidekick to the chest. Slim rolls into the ring for a moment to break the referee’s count, before going to work on the Cock with right hands on the outside. Cock reverses the final punch, and knees Slim in the stomach. He grabs Slim and walks him around the ring.

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The Cock whips Slim into the ring steps. Slim’s back crashes on the metal, and he grabs his shoulder in agony. The Cock picks him up and tosses him back into the ring, where he makes a cover…

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2…



Slim kicks out!

The Cock picks up Slim and whips him into the corner, where he unloads with right hands. The Great One mounts the second turnbuckle, and hits 10 punches on Slim. He hops down, and Slim falls out of the corner to the canvas in a comedy moment.

Crowd: :lol:

The Cock applies an arm bar to Slim, who quickly reverses out of it. Slim shoves Cock into the ropes, and hits a Spinebuster. He makes the cover…

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2…



Cock gets the shoulder up!

Slim begins to stomp away at the Cock, forcing him under the ropes. The ref stops Slim continuing the assault, allowing the Cock to get back to his feet. Slim goes for a big kick, but…

The Cock grabs Slim’s leg, and applies the Sharpshooter!

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Slim cries out with pain, and the referee asks him if he wants to give up. Slim shakes his head as he desperately tries to reach the bottom rope.

Slim crawls next to the ropes and reaches out…


But Cock pulls him back to the middle of the ring!


Slim’s hand hovers above the mat, and the crowd stand in anticipation of a tap-out.


Slim slams the mat once, and tries to go for the ropes again. He reaches out for the bottom rope…


But Cock pulls him back to the middle of the ring again!


Slim screams out in agony, but…


He manages to flip onto his stomach, and send the Cock into the top turnbuckle with his leg strength!

Slim slowly gets to his feet, clutching his back. He looks out to the audience, and performs a…

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JG: Slimerooni!

Slim picks up the Cock and sets him up in the middle of the ring. He bounces off the ropes and goes for the Slimminator.

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The Cock ducks and nails Slim with the…




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JG: Cock Bottom! Cock Bottom!

The Cock makes the cover…

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2…



3!

*DING DING DING*

The referee raises the Cock’s hand in victory.

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The Cock points to the Hitlertron, ordering that the voting results be shown.

JG: Vell… Let us find out vot vill come of zis metch…

The camera cuts to the Hitlertron.





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The crowd cheer, and the camera shows the facial reactions of the 2 men.

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The Cock makes his way to the back, leaving Slim angry and disappointed in the ring.

Result: The Cock Wins via Pinfall.

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[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

A backstage interviewer catches up with LPD, moments before his Title match.

Interviewer: So Lou, which opponent do you think you’ll be facing in tonight’s main event?

Lou takes the mic.

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LPD: Well… It doesn’t really matter to me… I’ll take any of ‘em on! They ain’t gonna take my Title!

The interviewer breaths a sigh of relief that Lou has finally stuck to the script.

LPD: But on the other hand…

Interviewer: Oh God…

LPD: If I were to face Big Zylla, how the HELL would the match even take place? I mean I’m sure Sonny or the Fuhrer could come up with some bulls##t excuse for him not actually entering the arena like they usually do… But when are they gonna draw the line?

LPD thinks for a moment.

LPD: In fact, look at this…

Lou leads the interviewer away to a computer.

LPD: Look here…

He brings up a web page.

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LPD: For a start, that picture there isn’t even Big Z. That’s footage of the time Seymour dressed up as him on the orders of Sonny…

The interviewer pretends to care.

LPD: Now anyway, Zylla has been here as long as me… But he’s had one match… One match that was declared a no-contest… Because he crushed his opponent’s car!

The interviewer looks around for a chance to escape.

LPD: What kind of ‘wrestler’ has one match in his first 3 months in the industry?

LPD pauses for a moment…

LPD: But to answer your question… I fully expect Run BMC to face the World Champ and bring home the gold for the team!

Interviewer: But… You are the World Champ…

LPD thinks for a moment…

LPD: Can we start over?

Interviewer: We’re live…

LPD: S##T…

The camera quickly cuts to the arena.

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Main Event: World Heavyweight Championship: LPD vs ?????

The crowd prepare themselves for the main event of the night.

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The crowd blow the roof off the arena as LPD walks out onto the ramp.

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The Champ climbs into the ring, and passes his belt to the referee. All eyes then fall on the Hitlertron.

JG: Now ve vill find out who you, ze fans, voted for to compete for ze Vorld Heavyveight Chempionship!

The camera cuts backstage, to show each of Lou’s potential opponents.



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JG: Here ve go!





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The crowd cheer, and the camera cuts backstage for reactions.


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The camera cuts back to the arena.

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The crowd go wild for Danny Electric as he makes his entrance.

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Danny tags many of the fans on his way to the ring. He slides into the ring, and the referee signals for the match to begin.

*DING DING*

The men shake hands in the middle of the ring, and the audience applaud. They circle each other for a moment, then stop and look to the crowd. The fans start cheering, and the 2 men tie up. LPD immediately goes behind for an arm lock, which Danny ducks out of. Lou then takes down Danny and tries to apply a leg log, which Danny springs out of. They tie up again and Electric forces Daight into the corner, where the referee separates them. Lou grabs Danny’s arm and twists it round, but Electric elbows LPD in the gut and escapes the hold.

There is a stand-off, and the crowd show their appreciation.

Crowd: LPD! LPD! LPD!

Lou smiles, and the men tie up again. Danny takes down Lou and gets into a pinning predicament. Daight immediately rolls through into a cross arm bar, but Electric grabs the bottom rope. The referee forces Lou to break the hold, and we have another stand-off. Both men smile and circle each other, with neither man taking a risk. Eventually both men tie up again, with Danny sending a knee into LPD’s midsection. Danny whips the Champ into the corner, and charges at him. Lou dodges the attack, and begins choking out Danny in the corner with his boot.

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The referee orders him to stop, and the Champ complies. He whips Danny into the other corner, and nails a huge clothesline. Danny falls to the mat, and Lou makes the first cover of the match…

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Danny kicks out!

LPD picks up Danny, and applies a headlock. Electric pushes Lou into the ropes, and knocks him down on the way back with a shoulder block. Danny mounts LPD and hammers away with right hands, until Lou manages to roll over and unload some rights of his own. Danny reverses and both men fall out of the ring. The ref begins a count, but both men quickly brawl back inside. Electric kicks Daight in the leg, and then applies a leg lock next to the ropes. Lou immediately grabs the ropes, and the ref forces DE to break the hold. Danny walks over to the corner, and waits for LPD to get back up. Lou gets to his feet with the help of the ropes, and shocks the audience with…



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JG: Angry Face!!!

Danny charges at LPD, but the Champ ducks the attack and smashes Electric into the turnbuckle. Lou rolls him up backwards…

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Danny gets a shoulder up!

Daight wastes no time and immediately applies an arm bar. Electric strains and reaches for the bottom rope, but can’t quite reach it. Out of desperation, Danny spins over and rolls up Lou!

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LPD only just kicks out!

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Dictator: Danny sought zat he had ze metch von!

Himmler: He should know zat Lou ist tougher zan zat.

JG: He still hast a 100% record folks.

DE picks up Daight, and goes for a suplex. Lou reverses, and nails a huge DDT. LPD also stays down, and is unable to make the cover. Both men slowly get to their feet, one man in each corner. LPD prepares to deliver something big…

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He charges out of the corner at Danny, but receives a big kick to the knee. Daight is sent down to the mat, madly clutching his leg. He crawls into the corner, and the referee tells DE not to attack while he checks on him.

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The ref talks to Lou, who is obviously in great pain. The ref asks him if he can carry on, and LPD winces and nods. He slowly tries to get back to his feet, but falls flat on his ass. Danny gets impatient and heads out of the ring, he reaches under the ring and pulls something out.



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The crowd cheer for the table, as Danny sets it up by the side of the ring. Inside, Lou manages to get to his feet with the assistance of the ropes. Danny slides back into the ring and sends a low dropkick into the Champ, knocking him down again. Daight screams out in pain as Electric drags him to the outside. LPD tries to battle back, but DE shoves him onto the table. Danny gets back into the ring, and climbs to the top turnbuckle.

JG: Don’t do it!



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JG: Boz men must be broken in half!

Crowd: HOLY S##T! HOLY S##T!

Both men lie on the ground, Lou still holding his injured leg. Danny struggles to get back up and then smiles to the crowd. DE drags the Champ up and into the ring, where he performs a backslide pin…

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2…






Lou throws a shoulder up!

Danny makes a case to the referee that it was surely a count of 3, but the official does not agree. Danny turns his attention back to the injured Lou, but is…



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JG: Zrown for a LOOP!

Danny screams in agony under the pressure of the most devastating submission manoeuvre in caption entertainment.

He reaches out for the ropes…



But they are too far away!



Electric hovers his hand above the mat, ready to tap-out!



He makes one last reach for the ropes…



And just grabs the bottom rope!

JG: Danny just reached down deep und rescued his Title hopes!

Lou breaks the hold and nurses his injured leg. He looks around to see the crowd all on their feet.

Crowd: LPD! LPD! LPD! LPD!

Lou looks to the corner, and the crowd cheer. He crawls over to the ropes, and drags himself up to his feet. He takes a deep breath and climbs onto the second rope.

Dictator: Vot ist zis idiot doing?!

LPD then strains and perches himself on the top rope…

He leaps off the turnbuckle towards his opponent!

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Danny rolls out of the way!

Lou smashes into the canvas, sending him into a pain frenzy on the mat. He screams out like a man possessed and clutches his knee in pure agony.

Electric crawls to the corner, and sees his opportunity…


He looks at Lou, and prepares to stand up…



When suddenly…



Something appears on the Hitlertron…





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JG: Vot ze hell ist zis?!

Danny looks confused towards the big screen.

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He crawls forwards and puts his hands in the air, as if to ask ‘Why?’


The screen turns black, and Danny looks around, only to be…




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JG: Zrown for a LOOP!

Danny screams out in agony yet again. He reaches for the bottom rope, but finds himself smack bang in the middle of the ring!





Danny taps out to the pain!

*DING DING DING*

Lou releases the hold upon hearing the bell, and continues to nurse his injured leg. The referee brings him his belt, and helps him up to his feet in the corner. LPD holds him belt up for all to see.

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The referee is joined by the medical team, who help Lou out of the ring and to the back.

The camera zooms in on Danny Electric lying in the middle of the ring with a vacant look in his eyes, as the PPV goes off the air.

Result: Lou P. Daight Wins via Submission.

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[McLegend]

Excellent show Jabba :y:

say it ain't so TRO :nono:

[The Answer]

Great PPV.I can't believe I didn't get one vote :nono:

[Scorpion]

NCW breaking news:
Jackal is on the loose, many are arming themselves
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Some announcer guy: This is Tom Tipperwitz, I am standing outside of a jailhouse in which jsut moments ago Jackal escaped from. He broke open his cell door and assaulted the officers inside, locking them all in a cell after clotheslining them. He broke down the main door and got away in a Police vehicle... no other sightings of Jackal have come in. If you see Jackal run for your freakin life.. he was last spotted holding a raven.

*a squaking his heard flying through the air as a raven slams into the head of the announcer. Police sirens are heard and Jackal drives by quikcly in a police car, running over the announcer.*

Jackal (as hes driving by): Shaggy, YOUR NEXT.... BITCH

[Danny Electric]

Fucking awesome, all of it.
I loved my match, the return of the DE-TRO feud I hope. Some awesome stuff.
You rule.

[RemyRed]

That whole show was fucking ownage. I don't know how the next PPV is gonna top it...Great show! :y:

[Savior]

Paul: We did it....finally another belt can go over my mantle, plus I gave Splaya a scar like I said I would.
Adrian: Yeah that was an awesome match you took a nasty fall.
P: Yeah I'll be alright though. Hey lemme discuss some thing with you-
SPEAKER: Attention Jackal has been spotted in the building pl-AHHHHH (Raven is heard)
*Camera man runs out*

[Hardkore Kidd J]

J Dogg coes out more pissed off then anyone can ever imagine.

J Dogg grabs the mic nearly pushing the ring worker over the barricade.

J Dogg: 3 points? I lost by fucking 3 points? I swear I am fucking sick of this shit. DO you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to tell my kids and my wife and my whole entire fucking family that I was screwed out of a title shot?

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Does anyone know how much of a sturggle it is when you been in this buisness since you were 18. That's right I'm 28 now I've been in this buisness for 10 fucking years. That's right 10 fucking years. And what do I have to prove for it? Nothing that's what. I got out voted by some jobber who just appeared in NCW like magic. I am sick of being held down. I am sick of people not giving me what I deserve. You see what happens when you give the title to a TNA wrestler? He ends up tapping out. But see if that were me I wouldn't have tapped out, no, I wouldn't of gotten pinned, no I would of won. This was supposed to be the 3rd happiest day in my life. This was supposed to be my shot my opportunity my dreams only to have it stolen away from me.http://www.roaddogg.net/1998roaddogg007.jpg



Now, I could come out here and blame the fans. But I'm not going to do that. I am going to take all this dream that Danny stole away from me. Everything I have ever lived for. I am going to get it back in one fell swoop. SO I ask no, I plead Himmler please give me a title shot. I deserve it next. Electric had his shot. He blew it it's my turn. I was only 3 points behind him. It's only fair Himmler I am the most logical candidate for next contender. I mean who else is there who deserves a title shot more then me? Who else is there that was this close to having the title to holding the title in his hands. Now, I have to tell my kids that daddy is a loser. You know how bad that feels? That's all going to change now. I am going to do something about it and I will be the next champ. Through hell and high water you all will soon be chanting my name. J Dogg, J Dogg, J Dogg, J Dogg, and then and only then can I hold my head high, hold that bright shiny title above my head and say........http://www.roaddogg.net/1998roaddogg016.jpg


I'm J Fucking dogg and I am better then this. I have risen above every other thing there was not an obstacle too big or too powerful for me that I haven't destroyed. I'm not going to stand here and bitch about how I lost the title cause that's just not who I am. I am going to say this though, this time I lost but next time I won't. Next time I will be champ. I am going to make sure that this 10 years in this buisness starts paying off for me if it costs me my last damn breath

J Dogg drops the mic and leaves the ring to the roar of his fans giving him respect for not losing it.

[Corkscrewed]

Awesome show, Jabba. I'll have a promo up when I get some time later.

And off kayfabe, I marked out when Seymour won. Very nice.

[FourFifty]

<font color=cyan><center><I>*<u>Let Me Set The Stage!</u>*
<br>*We are in a jam packed NCW Arena. All of the fans are holding signs out for their favorite superstar. The camera man focuses on one sign that says “76,000 people, 1 Allan Ways fan.” The lights dim as the phrase “All Things Just Keep Getting Better” and a spotlight hits the ramp. “Requiem” by Jushi hits takes over, and we see the living legend himself, the master of disaster, the protector of pain, the fu</u>cker of hot chicks, Allan “The 450” Ways entering the spotlight. He isn’t dressed to fight, not tonight at least. He’s wearing a pair of silver club pants, and a tee shirt that says “80% Sex By Volume” which he purchased from http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/ with style! His dark hair is combed back, and his steely gray eyes makes contact with the camera. The fans are about to riot. The hatred for Allan Ways can only rival my love of porn. Yes, the emotions are that extreme, and yes, I know that I, your narrator, will be fined for interjecting my personal views like that, but hey, I love porn. Where was I? Oh yeah, he gets to the ring, grabs the mic, blah blah blah, it’s time for my break, okay? Fu</u>ck you, I’m union*</I></center><br>

Helllloooo EVERYBODY! It’s a wonderful evening here in <I>*Allan pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket, and looks at it with utter disgust*</I> What the crap am I doing in Philly? Home of what? The flyers? <I>*The fans pop at the name of their local hockey team*</I> Damn shame we can’t see them get their asses kicked this year… Okay… What else is Philly known for… Oh yeah! Extreme Champion Wrestling’s Grave! <I>*Allan narrowly evades a golf ball thrown by a fan. The ball was thrown with enough force that it hit a camera man in the forehead, knocking him down*</I> <br>
Alright, lemme get this right, okay? I make my triumphant return to Nazi Championship Wrestling <I>*The fans seem to enjoy the mention of Nazis, fu</u>cking racist city*</I>, to be stomped on, <I>*the fans pop even more for the stomping of Allan Ways, and hey, can ya blame ‘em? I mean, he is an asshole*</I> like The Eagles? <I>*Allan smirks at his own comment, as the boos begin to fill the arena*</I> This guy, Cool King, thinks he can stomp on me, Allan Ways, The Four Fifty, and get away with it? Hell no. That’s not going to happen. <br>
Listen Burger King, there are four hundred and fifty ways to be cool, and you don’t know any of them! I came here for three things! To kick ass, get my pay check, and get laid! The mainline prob is sex out here is like a box of chocolates… You never know what you’re gonna get. So many wonderful STDs, <I>*the dimwitted fans start to boo. Yep, it if wasn’t the whole “let’s point out the punch line” they wouldn’t of gotten the joke*</I> yet it’s only the ugly chicks that do not treat them like pokemon and “gotta catch ‘em all.” Anyways, I digress.
<br>King Cool, you name a time, you name a place, you name a stipulation, and it’s on! Wait… How about this… BRILLAINT! How to be cool, #432! Confidence! Enough confidence to put your family on the line! I have a 17 year old sister, and if she wasn’t my sister I’d fuck her… I challenge you to a “sleep with your sister” match! You tell me how I’m going to kick your ass… uhhh… I mean other match stipulations…. Wait…. No…. I was right the first time. You tell me how I’m going to kick your ass, you put your sister’s lovely “prize” on the line, and I’ll blackmail my sister into putting her’s on the line, and hey, instant ratings!
So Coolio, what cha say? “Sleep with your sister” match? You name where you want it. From 2-1-3 to 7-1-8, I’ll kick your ass for the 4-5-0!
<br><I><Center>*The scene fades away as Allan throw the mic down. A few fans are trying to get over the barricade but thanks to the storm troopers outside the ring they can’t get in. Allan smiles as if he has a clandestine thought in his mind. “Requiem” hits the PA again, and he’s off like Cool King’s sister’s prom dress. An add for the Allan Ways fan club his the screen, with a link for all of his internet fans*</I>
<br><p>
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[Cool King]

*Cool King is seen backstage*

Allan Ways:Hey! Cool King.

Cool King:Yeah?

Allan Ways:Who the hell do you think you are,I don't d....

*Cool King puts his hand in front of Allan to shut him up and the crowd cheer*

Cool King:Listen,what I did at Taboo Jewsday was....well..I kinda got caught up in the moment.

Allan Ways:What!? Thats your excuse!

Cool King:It's not an excuse it's the truth.

Wils'n:HELLOOOOOO! :wave:

*Crowd Cheer*

Wils'n:Hi Cool King,Hi Allan Ways....what cha doin'?

Allan Ways:Were talking.

Wils'n: :D

Cool King: :wtf: .......Anyway Its not an....

Allan Ways:It is an excuse because I know the real reason that...

Wils'n:Wanna chocolate?

Cool King and Allan Ways:NO! NOW GET LOST! :rant:

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*10 Seconds later*

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*Wils'n runs away crying*

Cool King:O.K then what is this so called reason?

Allan Ways:The reason is that your jealous of me.
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Cool King:Jealous*Chuckle* You think that I'm jealous of you...Allan Ways.

Allan Ways:Yeah,you see your jealous because you know that I'm a better wrestler that you and that I'm cooler that you.

Cool King:Woah! Cooler,look you little peice of crap the name says it all.

*Cool King walks away*

Allan Ways:Hey! Don't you walk away from me!

*Allan Ways jumps Cool King but Cool King capitalises and all hell breaks loose*

Wils'n:OH NO! :eek: I'll help you Cool King!

*Wils'n grabs a chair but misses Allan Ways and hits Cool King*

Wils'n:Uh-oh I did something bad. :(
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Allan Ways:Thanks alot...RETARD!

*Allan Ways walks away laughing and the camera turns to Cool King and fades to black*

[Aussie Skier]

Awesome show!
And my 2nd championship gold.

I believe...yet not 100% correct albeit, that I am the only multi-time champ in NCW!

WOOOOO!

[Aussie Skier]

*Revolution theme hits the arena and Adrian Moore makes his way out. Adrian Moore holds his tag tea belt high above his head for all to see. Moore then puts the belt around his waist, poses once more and then grabs a mic and begins to speak.*
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Adrian: "The first ever, NCW, multi-time champion is here!"

*crowd pops*

Adrian: "One of NCW's finest performers, is here!"

*crowd pops*
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Adrian: "NITRO IS MOORE " crowd responds "THAN TNA!" "because Adrian Moore is NCW for life!"

*Moore poses once more with the belt before leaving*
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[Corkscrewed]

Revolution's music hits as Cork makes his way to the ring for his first real match in NCW.

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Revolution's animal is in a sour mood as he grabs a mike to address the crowd.

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Cork: "ONE VOTE. That's all that came between me becoming your new German Champion and that idiot Seymour getting the match. ONE FILTHY, ROTTEN VOTE. You see, this is why that crazy idea of democracy doesn't work. Because YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS!!!"

The crowd boos.

Cork: "I'm sure Hitler won't be making another mistake like that again. Stick to Socialism. A system that does not allowed overgrown fatwads to pick random losers to fight in championship bouts."

Cork pauses to collect himself.

Cork: "How many of you can even read and write anyway? You all look like you'd rather feast on a roasted moose. I mean, look at this fatso here."

Cork points out an overweight fan

Cork: "Shut your mouth, fatty. Your man-tits look like they're trying to swallow your head. Go on a diet. Maybe you can get yourself under 400 lbs. If you're lucky, you might even see your own penis before you die."

Crowd: "OHHHHHHHHHH"

Cork: "Yeah, shut your mouth before I beat it shut!!"

Fans: "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!!"

Cork: "Speaking of suck, this brings me to my point: that scumbag Seymour. You may have lucked out on the German Championship, but I will pummel you so hard you'll be begging me to take it."

Fans: "YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!!"

Cork: "SHUT UP!!! You do NOT speak that way to Cork!!!"

Fans: "YOU SUCK CORK! YOU SUCK CORK!!"

Cork glares in rage.

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Cork: "So consider what I'm about to do a warm up to what will happen when I finally get my hands on you and DON'T slip out of the ring!!"

The crowd laughs.

Cork: "I slipped dammit!!! SHUT UP!!"

Crowd: "YOU SUCK CORK!! YOU SUCK CORK!!!"

Generic jobber music hits, as local hero Harry Balsac makes his way to the ring.

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The guy barely makes it into the ring when Cork viciously zeroes in on the attack, knocking him over the top rop and onto the outside. As the bell rings, Cork picks up Harry and chucks him into the ring post with a sickening smack.

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Cork rolls him back into the ring, then starts stomping on his back. Picking the jobber up, Cork gives him a gordbuster, followed by more stomps. Cork locks in a half nelson...

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Then, in an innovative maneuver, Cork hoists him up and spins him around in midair before slamming him back down, his back bouncing hard off the canvas.

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Cork poses as Harry lies lifeless. Not content to make the pin, however, Cork continues the assault, lifting the limp body with two hands. Cork hoists Balsac into the air and delivers a crushing double-handed chokeslam!

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There is a sick, sadistic smile on Cork's face as he surveys the damage. As Harry rolls onto his side in pain, Cork lumbers over and hoists him up and puts him over his shoulder, DVD position style.

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Then, spinning Balsac back behind him, Cork falls down, slamming Harry's head into the ground in a modified spinning neckbreaker.

Dictator: "Vat an amazing TKO!!!"

Cork FINALLY with the cover...

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1.... 2.... 3!!

DING DING DING!!

The bell rings to signal the end of the match. Cork raises his hand in victory, then demands a mike again.

Cork: "You see that, Seymour? This is only an appetizer compared to how I'm going to rip apart your body. So I'm repeating my advice. Get Sonny, and Big Z, and Raiden, and Terrence, and Ken, Ryu, Chun Li, ALL of your friends. Because you're going to need all the help you can get!!!"

Cork drops the mic, the notices Harry stirring. Still thirsty for violence, Cork quickly kicks Balsac in the gut and positions him for a devastating powerbomb.

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POWERBOMB!!!

JG: "Foh zee loff of gawd, enuff already!!!"

Cork makes his exit, leaving Harry destroyed in the ring.

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[Corkscrewed]

I guess Revolution's music would hit again since my match apparently just followed Adrian coming out... dang you!!! *shakes fist*

[Azriel]

I'm with Corky, I marked out when Seymour won. There really was no doubt in my mind he would win. He is after all, another quality character created by Nowhere Man.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

...

[MVP]

Sweet, DE got the title shot. The KLIQ knows how to sway things around here. :cool:

And I too marked out when Seymour won.

[Shaggy]

I had a longer version of this but the comp wouldnt post it and it erased what I copies so this is basically a small version with pics and it gets to the point.....

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***The Beginning of The End of Heartache plays and then the Revolution theme hits and Shaggy makes his way to the ring***

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***The Crowd boos as Shaggy slides into the ring and grabs a mic***

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Shaggy: "You know you would think that after I retained my title last night that I would be just a little happy today. But im not. You see last night was not a night for Revolution. You see first off Cork was screwed out of his chance at destroying Radd for that German title. Instead the guy I beat in my first appearance here won it. Then Shin and Splaya go off and lose the Tag titles. For that we just had to get rid of Shin. He was a sore spot in the Revolution group. So before I go on any more I would like the rest of Revolution to come to the ring."

***Revolution theme hits and Cork walks to the ring***
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***The Theme continues and Splaya makes his way to the ring***
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Shaggy: "You see up till tonight I dont think Revolution has really taken the charge or made the impact that has been promised here in NCW. But all that will change starting today. You saw how Cork destoroyed that jobber earlier. That just shows how bad he wants his hands on that German title. And Splaya deserves a belt as well seeing how he is basically the heart and soul of Revolution. I already own a title so im ok. Infact I kept my title thanks to some cops showing up and arresting that bastard Jackal. And all thanks to Splaya for making a little phone call to the cops for me."

***Splaya turns and smiles at the crowd***
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Shaggy: "You see Revolution begins all over again tonight and by that I demand that Hitler give Revolution what it rightly deserves. You give Splaya and Cork both title shots because Revolution is the best and the best deserve the belts. You give them the belts that they deserve because this business hasnt begun to see what Revolution can do. Prepare for the unexpected because Revolution is about to take over this place."

***Revolution theme hits and all of Revolution makes his way to the back***

[Azriel]

Bah! Revolution is just a poor substitute for The Church, and you know it Shaggy :lol:

[Shaggy]

Bah! Revolution is just a poor substitute for The Church, and you know it Shaggy :lol:

yea its just not the same as The Church...but its something atleast...i think

[The Naitch]

lol, thanks Jabba, my new catchphrases are...

"Layin' the caption down"

"JUST CAPTION IT!!!!!"

:cool:

[The Naitch]

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Slim: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND DURING OUR DATE!!! AND THAT'S FINAL!!!!

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*Fans pop HUGE as Cocky is seen entering the arena*

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Cock: :lol: YOU have to go one on one, date_style with Owen! :rofl:

*Fans pop*

Cock: So Slim, what do you two lovebirds have in store for Valentine's Day?

*Fans laugh*

Cock: Are you gonna serinade Owen with some Elton John solo or something? Are you gonna give him some flowers and a box of chocolate? :lol: Are you gonna go one on one with Owen..... :lol: .......under the sheets :rofl:

*Fans laugh and start a Cocky chant*

Cock: Are you gonna open the door for Owen like a gentlemen? :lol: Are you gonna share a milkshake with the same straw? :lol: Make one thing perfectly clear, Superslim. Finally, the one person you've been looking for your whole life is right in front of you. You tried to win ilt's heart, but then you found out she's been around the block. The village bicycle, everybody had a ride. Then onto your new friend, Portia. Sorry Slim, The Cock fucked her too

*Fans laugh*

Slim: :mad:

Cock: Yup. She wasn't that good. ilt was better :lol:

Slim: :mad:

Cock: But now your soulmate has FINALLY come to your world. And his name is Owen :rofl:

Owen: :naughty:

Cock: :lol: So boys. Enjoy your date. You'll have a grand ol' time :rofl:

[The Naitch]

omg, Slim is perfect as Booker T. I'm lovin' it :lol:

[Azriel]

poor Slim :(







:lol:

[Shaggy]

***For Some reason im expecting a "One Night With Owen" Video to suddenly appear on the net...***

[The Naitch]

lol

[The Naitch]

I don't know if Slim's career will ever recover from this....

[Danny Electric]

OOC - Jabba can you pm me about what happened at TJ. Thanks dude, I just want to know whats going on before I write anything new.

[The Naitch]

reading the actual PPV would help (because he's offline) ;)

[The Naitch]

speaking of PM's, I love this one

do you know anywhere with pictures of the Rock fighting Booker T?

dwaynejohnsonfever.net

go to picture gallery, go to best of dwayne 1998-2003

go to 2001, go to Featured photos (or WWF) and look for Summerslam 2001 pics. Or Unforgiven.

:y: :y: :y: :y: :y:

only problem with that site, they never show any offence against the rock. :p

:cool:

[Cool King]

*Allan Ways is in his locker room*

Allan Ways:What a retard! :lol:

*Suddenly Cool King barges through the door*

Cool King:THERE YOU ARE YOU SONOVA*BEEP*

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*Cool King grabs a chair and smacks it across the skull of Allan Ways,then the referees come in and try to stop it*

*Cool King is taken out of the locker room but this time Allan Ways runs to Cool King and jumps on him,Cool King hits Allan Ways with a strong right hand then The Cock trys to get past but can't*

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The Cock:STOP! STOP!

*Cool King and Allan Ways stop and The Cock walks around them*

The Cock:Carry On!

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*Cool King and Allan Ways fight right to the ring and the crowd cheer as they are seen beside the curtain*

Cool King:C'mon Allan hit me with your best!

*Allan Ways trys to hit Cool King but misses ans hits a ref,Cool King grabs Allan Ways and throws him in the ring*

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*Cool King gets Allan Ways in the corner and hits him with a flurry of fists and then goes outsite the ring and grabs a chair*

*SMACK! right across the head of Allan Ways,Allan is busted open*

Hitler:STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! :rant::mad:

*Crowd boo*

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Hitler:I am zick of zis! If I did nut come out heer you vould have probably have kulled yourzelf. Anyvay I have a great Idea....at Nazi Nitro you two vill have a match.

*Crowd Cheer*

Hitler:Zat is all I have to say but you vill neva know I might change your match.

*Hitler walks away and Cool King runs after him,the camera turns to Allan Ways and fades to black*

[The Naitch]

lol @ The Cock's cameo

[Danny Electric]

reading the actual PPV would help (because he's offline) ;)
Lol
I meant where the storyline is going after the PPV with TRO being on the screen.

[Azriel]

I think Jabba purposefully had Slim lose so that he'd have an excuse to use Booker/Goldust pictures. I'm just curious by the way Jabba, not that I'm questioning your integrity or anything, but how accurate where those votes?

[SuperSlim]

I don't know if Slim's career will ever recover from this....

Slim always has somethin cookin. Don't worry my career will not be over because of this unfortunate event. When I get enough motivation again I'll post a new promo tellin quite a bit.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I'm just curious by the way Jabba, not that I'm questioning your integrity or anything, but how accurate where those votes?

100% accurate.

I used a points system:

NCW stars vote = 4 points
TNA stars vote = 3 points
Anyone else vote = 2 points

This was to make sure anyone who doesn't really follow the show doesn't have as much influence as someone heavily involved. I know it's a bit unfair on people in TNA who follow the stories closely, but that can't be helped.

[Azriel]

That sounds very fair. Awesome show again Jabba

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

...

[MVP]

I hope Joey comes back.

[MVP]

Excerpt from a recent interview with TNA champ, MVP



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MVC: "You sound confident as usual. Now last time we spoke you were quite pissed off at your former tag team partner in NCW, Joey Radd. You have anything to say about his title loss at Taboo Jewsday?"

MVP: "Yeah, you know why he lost? Cause he sucks! That's right, Joey Radd sucks; and so does the rest of his boy band, the N.W.A. He's just jealous that I'm TNA Champion, and now he can't wrestle to save his life, or get on American Idol. TNA didn't want him, and it's obvious that NCW doesn't want him anymore; so if he wants to talk trash about the King of Captions, I'll go over to NCW and beat the living crap out of that assclown. Watch your back Joey."

[Aussie Skier]

I'm with Corky, I marked out when Seymour won. There really was no doubt in my mind he would win. He is after all, another quality character created by Nowhere Man.

Seymour is awesome! Him and Jackal r my two favourite characters in NCW right now.
Remind me of Benoit and Eddie, under card guys in WCW who everyone loved (particuarly Seymour)

[Aussie Skier]

check out the new article on the web site...give me your thoughts...

http://nojabbancw.tripod.com/id6.html

[McLegend]

The poster legend likes it. Good stuff :y:

Zack Morris however takes offence for not being mentioned. Sure he's not in NCW, but he was a big part of it at one time.

[SuperSlim]

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*Slim arrives at the arena and heads to his locker room.

*A knock is heard at the door and he opens and then...

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Slim: Hmm just like last night.

Ilt: Yeah... so how’s it hangin?

Slim: Aight aight. Can’t believe that I lost to Cock so now I have to go on a date with that freak. I mean that was my stipulation and now I have it used against me.

*Ilt laughs

Slim: Heyyy...

Ilt: yeah.

Slim: Nevermind.
















*awkward silence













Slim: So how Radd and the kid?

Ilt: Radd upset bout the loss but the kid is good. How Portia?

Slim: Well Cock took her without makin a payment so ya know... kinda sucks there but other than that she pleasin.

Ilt: Yeah.

*both sigh

*Ilt: Well maybe I’ll catch ya later.

Slim: yeah

*Ilt leaves and closes the door.
Slim: Man man man. What am I...

*Knock on door.

Slim: That girl can’t get enough of me.

*Slim opens the door and.

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Owen: SLIM

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Slim: GET OUT OF HERE YOU GAY BASTARD I don’t have to see you until Nitro.

Owen: I just wanted to tell you somethin.

Slim: What?

Owen: On our date you can have a bite of my strudel if I can nibble on your’s.

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Slim: Freak. GET OUT BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS

*Owen runs out the room and closes the door.

Slim: What have I got myself into. Only one thing to do at a time like this.

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[Aussie Skier]

The poster legend likes it. Good stuff :y:

Zack Morris however takes offence for not being mentioned. Sure he's not in NCW, but he was a big part of it at one time.

Zach Morris left NCW before it got really big.
He was a superstar tho, Zach Morris = Steve Austin

[McLegend]

:yes: :y:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Nazi Nitro will feature a 5 man over the top battle royal for the right to compete for the World Heavyweight Championship at Hindenburg Havoc.

Danny Electric
The Cock
J Dogg
Splaya
Jackal (If he can escape the authorities)

[Shaggy]

Nazi Nitro will feature a 5 man over the top battle royal for the right to compete for the World Heavyweight Championship at Hindenburg Havoc.

Jackal (If he can escape the authorities)

LOL

[Nowhere Man]

Holy hell! Seymour has a belt?! What has this world come to?!?!

Anyways, I'm kinda busy right now. I'll have a promo up later tonight.

[GrandTheftGamer]

:::Hitlertron starts displaying some information:::
Nazi Nitro:
Steel Cage Match: X-Factor vs Skullbasher.
:::Skullbasher's music hits (St. Anger, Metallica) and Skullbasher comes out with a mic, and he doesn't look to happy:::
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Skullbasher - "I got screwed last night at Taboo Jewsday. I did get some revenge over X-Factor with the help of Bigstyle, however. That's why I can't wait to take all my anger out on X-Factor at Nazi Nitro. As you can see, our match is a steel cage match. I wanted to make some changes to it, however. For one, I want barbed wire surrounding the top of it. And as an added bonus, there will be no pin falls or submissions. That's right. You'd have to climb over the barbed wire. But I'm not going to do just that. Like Taboo Jewsday, I want a vote on it. There will still be the barbed wire on the cage. The thing you get to vote on is the stipulations. Whether you want no pins or submissions or you do want them, that's your decision. All votes will go to me. And to make sure they are fair, i'll send them all to Mr. Hitler so he can make sure of it."
:::Bite Me Bros. music hits (Bodies - Drowning Pool) and Bigstyle comes out wearing a t-shirt:::
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Bigstyle - "And I will also look at the votes. We'll have three people keeping track of votes. It's pretty fair now for X-Factor. Now if I can talk about your match at Nazi Nitro, Skullbasher, I'd like to add to the vote. There is going to be another voting question in it. Who should be the special guest referee? Should it be me? Or should it be someone else? If anyone in the NCW wants to referee this match, then come out here and say it. But not right now because I have another thing i'd like to talk about. It's about last night at Taboo Jewsday. Like Skullbasher said, we both got some revenge on X-Factor. Skullbasher, first of all, got screwed out of the match. He may not have been voted for the match but at least he was in it. I still don't think it was fair."
Skullbasher - "Sorry, I want to interrupt you for a moment, Bigstyle. It was fair. Taboo Jewsday was for the people to vote. We didn't make the decision. But I want a certain superstar to make his decision. And that superstar is the NCW German Champion, Seymour. That's right. I'm calling you out. I want to challenge you for the German title. Whether it's tonight, next week, or even Hitlermania, I don't care. I want a second chance at the title. But of course there are going to be other superstars who want it as well. So I am proposing that we have a tournament for the German Title. But that's Mr. Hitler's decision, so i'll let him set it up if he wants it."
Bigstyle - "Well, I for one would enter the tournament. We both haven't been in any matches and I think this could help start my career. If we do have that tournament, I hope you and me end up in the finals. The winner becomes the #1 contender for the German Title. That would be sweet. Then we can see who is better in the Bite Me Bros. But that's the future. I'm still looking forward to your match with X-Factor and the results to the poll which will be up at Nazi Nitro."
Skullbasher - "Well, I think enough has been said. How about you and me hit a night on the town."
Bigstyle - "Well, I'm game."
:::Bite Me Bros. music starts playing and they walk out of the arena and it goes to a commercial break:::

NCW BREAKING NEWS
The Bite Me Brothers have issued a poll. The votes should be PMed to Skullbasher (aka GrandTheftGamer). Here is the poll.

Who should be the Special Guest Referee for the Steel Cage Match with Skullbasher against X-factor?
A. Bigstyle
B. Other (More to come)

What should the stipulations be in the Steel Cage Match?
A. Barbed wire surrounding top, win by only going over the top
B. Barbed Wire surrounding top, win by pin/submission
C. Barbed wire surrounding top, win by pin/submission/going over the top
D. No Barbed Wire, win by exiting cage
E. No Barbed wire, win by pin/submission/exit cage
F. No Barbed wire, win by pin/submission
G. Other (Please specify)

Again, all votes to be PMed to Skullbasher (aka GrandTheftGamer).


Ok, sorry about the bad pic of Bigstyle's t-shirt. And for the second question in the poll, the only way you can win if it is a barbed wire match and one of the stipulations to winning is by going over the top is only going over the top. There will be no side doors that you can simply exit with. If it ends up being a regular cage match, there will be a side door to exit out of.

[Shaggy]

Yea hitler speaks english in this segment...sorry but german speaking isnt one of my specialties
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***Hitler is walking around his room when Shaggy comes walking in***

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Shaggy: "Ok you did part of what I asked for....actually you did part of part of it. I dont know if you heard me out there corretly but I demanded that you give Splaya and Cork title shots. Of course instead of giving Cork a title shot you go ahead and put him in a #1 contenders match. Now did you hear me out there say...Please put him in a #1 Contenders match?. I dont think so. I said that you need to put him in a title match so Revolution can gain back some gold."

***Hitler stops Shaggy***

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Hitler: "Where the hell do you think you get off telling me how to run my damn company? What the hell made you boss? You gain some gold around your waist and you join up with a group and suddenly you think you run NCW. I dont think so. Infact if joining up with a group means anything it means that you arent man enough to do things on your own."

***Fans start to cheer a little big***

Hitler: "I heard what you had to say and I decided that after all that Splaya has done he did deserve a title shot. That is if he earned it. You see this is an equal chance company. All the wrestlers get a chance here and by that Splaya must earn his chance to fight for that belt. And he will earn it by throwing 4 other men over that top rope. That is IF he can do it."

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Shaggy: "Dont worry he will win it. Ill make sure to that. But as far as Corky goes he deserves a title shot as well. Thanks to these fans he was robbed of the german title shot that should of been his."

***Fans BOO***

Shaggy: "But seeing is how you wont grant him his title shot I have an idea. Since you want to give everyone a chance to earn something how about on Nitro we have a one on one match. You put former Champ Joey Radd in the ring one on one against Cork and the winner becomes #1 contender for the German Championship. How does that sound?"

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Hitler: "You now thats not a bad idea. Ill think about it. I might be able to find someone else thats more deserving but I will keep your match in mind."

***Shaggy walks off***

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Skullbasher finishes talking, when suddenly the Fuhrer comes out onto the stage.

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Hitler: You know somezing... I like your style... You come out here und you tell it like it is... You tell people vot you vont...

Skullbasher Smiles.

Hitler: But you see, zere ist von tiny problem viz your idea...

The Fuhrer pauses...

Hitler: It Sucks!

The crowd cheer.

Hitler: I can nicht have such a brutal metch on Nitro! For ze next PPV I expect you vill vont a remetch in a quadruple table flaming barbed vire heap of steaming dog crap on a pole ladder in a cell metch?!

Skullbasher looks angry.

Hitler: But don't vorry... I vill listen to von of your ideas... Zere vill be a special guest referee in ze cage... But you vill hef to vait until Nitro to find out who it is...

The Fuhrer walks off the stage, leaving Skullbasher and Bigstyle looking angry in the ring.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE WILL PLACED ON THE 'INACTIVE' LIST IF THEY DO NOT PRODUCE A PROMO WITHIN A WEEK:

KURTIS KASE

JOHNNY KARAGIOUS

[Nowhere Man]

*The lights in the arena darkens, and fiery pyro goes off as a shadowy figure comes down the ramp*

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*The crowd cheers. Is it some mysterious new wrestler? Some returning legend? A long-gone hero ready to clean house once again???

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*Nope. It's just Seymour.

The crowd pops anyway as the new German Champion takes the mic*

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Seymour: Ladies and gentlemen, after last night, I just have to say.....Holy Shit!!!

I mean really, even I don't believe this! I spent my whole stay at NCW polishing someone else's belts. And lemme tell you, after seeing so many gold and leather straps, you eventually lose the excitement over it. But when the belt is yours, well.....it's just a whole other thing.

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*Seymour holds up his newly won belt and the crowd goes nute*

Seymour: I'd like to say that I won it all by myself, but there were so many people I need to thank.

First of all, I want to thank the 49-Crown Champion of kaiju-resu, Big Zylla. He was the reason I came to NCW, and he inspired me to go for my dreams. I'd also like to thank him for not being here tonight. No offense, but the nuclear radiation poisoning and him crushing everything in sight would have totally ruined the moment.

I'd also like to thank my family for supporting me all the way.

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Seymour: Dad, Mom, I won the NCW German Title!!!

Papa Buttz: Uh-huh, that's great. So anyways, Phil says to me...

Seymour: I'd also like to thank...

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...this guy, for giving me a ride to the event tonight! Thanks, Tony; I swear I'll pay you back the gas money I owe you.

And most obviously, I want to thank the guys who interfered in the match and distracted Joey long enough for me to pin him. That was pretty cool.

But most of all, I want to thank you guys. You were always there for me, sending me those nice letters all those times I was in the hospital, and when I pinned Joey Radd last night, I made sure it was for you. Of course, that was one of the pinfalls he kicked out of, but still, you--

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Hey, what the hell are you doing?!

Stage Hand: Fuhrer's orders. Cut the sappy stuff or he's stripping you of the title.

Seymour: Well, okay. Anyways, I know I'm supposed to call out the top contenders, or gloat over beating Joey Radd. but really, all I wanna do is....

DANCE!!!!!

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[Savior]

Not on show :(

[Splaya]

*Two jobbers are wrestling in the ring. One hits a powerbowmb from the top rope on the other. Burn in my light suddenly hits across the arena and the fans begin to boo. Splaya makes his way down to the ring, looking very pissed off.

He grabs one of the jobbers and throws him over the top rope. The other one gets up and tries to get a right hand on Splaya. Splaya immediately counters into the PKO. Splaya then goes to the outside and smacks Jillian the ring announcer and takes the mic from her. He gets back in the ring.*

Splaya: First of all, I'd like to thank Shaggy for coming out here and demanding Corky and I get title shots. But honestly, kid, lets leave the bigger titles for the bigger boys. What I'm saying is is that Corky and myself can talk for ourselves and we can do what we want. So we don't need your help, talking for us. Concentrate on how to keep Jackal the hell away from yourself and we will concentrate on getting the gold. Corky's going to get that title shot against Seymour and dominate the shit out of him and bring the German title home to REvolution.


Splaya: Alright look, I'm out here to clear up some things. First of all, Eric Shin. Eric, you were the low point of REvolution. Everyone was happy to get rid of that Australian piece of shit Adrian Moore. But after we did it, all you did was mope around. Wondering if we had done the right thing. So last night at Taboo Jewsday, you put it behind yourself. But your fate had already been decided. Win or lose, you were kicked out of REvolution.

*Fans boo loudly*

Splaya: And speaking of that piece of shit, Adrian Moore, quit using REvolution's music. I am in the process of getting that song copyrighted to me, and if you use it again, I'm going to sue your ass for copyright infringement.

Splaya: Also, Adrian what the hell are you doing writing columns for NCW. You can barely add 2+2 and write your own damn name. And you have the balls, the balls, to call Splaya, the X-pac of NCW. I am aligned with the Animal of NCW, Corkscrewed, and the sickiest most hardcore champ there ever is in Shaggy. REvolution is going to burn you, and Paul now. But we don't want the tag titles back. No, you and Paul can main event Thursday night Lightning if you want and fight the M.O.D if you truly want. Corky's going to get German gold, I'm going for Heavyweight gold, and Shaggy will continue to have his Hardcore gold. And we will defend all of these on Nitro, while you and Paul are playing with the smaller fish in the sea on Lightning.

*Crowd boos loudly*

Splaya: And look who you have aligned yourself with, Paul "The Nugget who constantly drops the ball" Carrington. I mean honestly, how much lower can you get. You are pathetic. Course you have more talent that Paul so what does it matter.

*Crowd begins to chant Paul The Wall, Paul the Wall*

Splaya: Yes that's the main reason I'm out here. *Splaya looks pissed but then starts laughing* Let me get this straight, Nugget. You climb the ladder, and win by far the greates ladder match that will ever happen in NCW. And wait a minute what's this. That's right. Danny Electric, The Cock, J dogg, Jackal and Savior will compete in a 5 man Over the Top Rope battle Royal. Oh wait, I'm sorry, that's not Savior, that's Splaya.

*Crowd boos loudly*

Splaya: Funny ain't it Paul, you get the big tag title win and now I have a shot to main event Havoc for the World title. Amazing how you found a way to drop the ball again. It's just a shame that Corky is not in this match because then REvolution's chances would be greater. But it's ok, Cork's got his own plan.

*Crowd continues to boo.

Splaya: For remember, REvolution is the solution.

*With that Splaya drops the mic and walks back over to the ring announcer area. He goes to kiss Jillian, but then smacks the shit out of her again. Crowd boos loudly and begins to throw objects at Splaya as he makes his way to the back.*


OOC: Sorry guys about no pics. It's like 2 in the morning and I did not feel like going to 100 websites tonight. Next promo I will though

[Corkscrewed]

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Cork: "Shit man, did you see Seymour busting those moves? What if he challenges me to a Dance-Off match? You know I can't dance. Except in DDR. But he's Japanese, so he'd probably AAA Paranoia Survivor Max and kill me anyway!"

Splaya: "Why don't you get that book Pro Wrestling In Ring Promo Dancing for Dummies?"

Cork: "Good idea."

[Savior]

Actually that wouldn't be me dropping the ball per-say (sp?) but yeah I agree with you I should be in that matchinstead of you ;)

[Gone Mad]

** A shot of Wils'n outside of the arena shows the kid spinning in circles until he caught an eye at someone very familiar.. **
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Wils'n: Ooh oh! Oh oh! Hello, MR. SLATER! BAYSIDE HIGH VARASITY WRESTLING CHAMP-ION!

**Camera shows TNA's Slater as crowd pops for the utter shock of these two together. **
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Slater: HELLO!! THIS IS TEENLINE! :D :D

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Wils'n: I like the way you wear masks. They're purty!

Slater: I LIKE THE WAY JESSE SMELLS....I ALSO LIKES WILS'N CUZ HE LIKES BOOBIES! :)
**crowd laughs at the idiots **

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Dangerous: What the HELL?! I told you to come back after you leave the Attic club! If it wasn't for Zack and his legendary phone, I wouldn't have found you here. What are you doing around these losers at NCW?! You've got a match at Here to Stay, so if we are done with Wrestling for Dummies... we have to go.

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Slater: :'(

** Crowd boos Dangerous as the two leave.**

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Wils'n: Good luck, Slater! Go back to TNA.... BOOBIES!!! BOOBIES!! **airplane spins **

** fade to black **

OOC: No one is crossing over. Just a little joke promo I wanted to do for abit now. Go, respective feds!

[Hardkore Kidd J]

J Dogg walks through the backstage area with a huge smile on his face.


J Dogg:[to himself] Finally I have a second shot at winning the World title. And this time I can't get voted out. I am so psyched right now.

J Dogg checks his watch.

J Dogg: Looks like it's about time for me to address my peeps no doubt.

Children of Bodom hits and the crowd is going ape shit.

J Dogg takes some time to hang with the fans and then just stares out into the crowd soaking up the moment.http://www.roaddogg.net/1998roaddogg002.JPG


J Dogg smiles and gets into the ring.

Crowd: J Dogg J Dogg, J Dogg, J Dogg, J Dogg, J Dogg,

J Dogg gets handed a mic.

He's about to speak but the crowd just gets louder and louder and louder. Till finally the crowd starts to dim down.

J Dogg: Yo, What's crackalackin NYC?

The sell out New York crowd is on their feet.

J Dogg: You know it's great ya'll are feeling good today. When I first came out here to the sell out crowd chanting my name. There was an energy flowing throughout this arena. The same energy I felt when I won that number 1 contenders match 2 weeks ago. And the same kind of energy I'm going to feel next week when I beat every man in that ring.http://www.roaddogg.net/1998roaddogg017.jpg

Now, I've been hearing a lot of people tell me I can't do it. That I can't win this match. They say "Oh J Dogg we're talking about the cock here. There is no way you can beat the cock" Or " Jackal could win the match" the fact is Jackal will not beat me. People don't even know if he'd have escaped the cops yet. The Cock, that's my main problem right there. I got to give the utmost fullest of respect to the Cock. He is a major factor in NCW no doubt And he is a champ also no doubt. But, I've got to give it my all. I've got to win this match. Before the name midcarder sticks with me for the rest of my life. I am not a midcarder. I have been in 2 number 1 contenderships for the NCW title in two weeks. ANd if you ask me that's an accomplishment. If you ask me that's something to be proud of. SO Cock, Splaya, Danny, and maybe Jackal,http://www.roaddogg.net/1998roaddogg039.jpg

Don't think this will be easy. And don't think that I won't win this match. This is my second chance and I can't blow this shot. I can't be put in mid card hell for the rest of my life. I have been in midcard hell for 10 years and that's not going to be the case now. As god as my witness and with you fans as my witnesses I will not blow this opportunity. I will not let these fans down, and I will not let myself down. So Cock, you might be a very significant player in NCW and you might be the most Charasmatic wrestler in NCW. But I can't let you beat me. I can not be forced to live like this for the rest of my life. ALl Imy life I have waited for a shot. And here it is so don't think I won't give it my all. Come next week there will be 4 maybe 5 people in that ring destined to become the next NCW champ. And by god the person who will win that match and be distined for NCW gold will be me. It's a Dogg'z..............

Fans: Life!http://www.roaddogg.net/1998roaddogg044.jpg

J Dogg drops the mic and stares out in to the crowd.http://www.roaddogg.net/1998roaddogg030.JPG

He gets out of the ring and heads up the ramp arms raised high above his head.

[The Answer]

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X-Factor makes his way down to ringside

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X-Factor (on the mic):I can not believe that not one of you pitiful fools voted for me at Taboo Jewsday.Do you fools fear me as a champion that much that you won't even give me a shot at a major title?.Perhaps it is time that another message is sent in regards to my power...

X-Factor:But let's move on to more pressing matters.I am going to be involved in a steel cage match against one half of the Bash bros Skullbasher.Now I heard in the back that Skullbasher and his brother wanted special stipulations to be put in our match but they were vehemently denied by the Fuhrer because he considered them stupid(Sinister laugh)

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X-Factor:I must agree with the Fuhrer especially because everyone knows you would not be able to jump over the cage for two reasons: 1)You will never reach that far because I will leave you in a pile of your own blood and 2)If by the slighest chance you would reach the top you will probably be so high on "Kronic" you would get light headed and fall back in the ring.

X-Factor:The question that still must be answered is who the special referee will be in this match.Personally it does not matter to me who the special referee is because I will come out on top either way by hook or crook.But I guarentee that who the special referee is won't be they only surprise that will be revealed on Nazi Nitro as I have a big surprise for both the bash bros.The surprise was nearly revealed when Skullbasher attacked me during one of my interviews but the time wasn't right. I can guareente you that if Skull bashers brother gets involved in the match my surprise will leave both of you in a pool of your own blood

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(X-Factor leaves the ring)

[Corkscrewed]

Dance-Off: Seymour vs Corkscrewed
:rofl:

DDR-style r0x0rz!!11!!

[Shaggy]

***The Dictator appears on the Hitler Tron with Shaggy at his side***

Dictator: "So Shaggy it seems that on Nitro it will be you one on one against Remy but this is just a one on one match. Did you not want to put the title on the line?"

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Shaggy: "First off Dic I am the NCW Hardcore Champion and unlike most people who feel that it should be defended every night of the week I feel that only the most deserving of opponents should only get a shot at this title. And since there really isnt any here in NCW I guess my title is safe for right now."

Dictator: "Are you trying to say that Remy shouldnt be considered a contender for your title? Are you forgetting that he was in that big Death Camp match with you where you won the belt?"

Shaggy: "Of Course I remember he was in that match. But the question is did he win that match? No, of course he didnt win that match because if he did he would be standing in front of you as the new hardcore champ. But he isnt and I am. He wasnt even one of the men who had a shot. If you remember in the end it was basically myself, J Dogg and Jackal fighting it out for that belt. Remy never stood a chance. I dont feel that he should even be looked to as a contender for this belt. He doesnt have what it takes to be in this Hardcore league and I feel this match will be over just like that."

Dictator: "Most people feel that the reason Remy wasnt fighting in the end was because the big Swanton off the top basically took him out of the match."

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Shaggy: "The reason Remy coudnt win the hardcore title is because he wanted to entertain the fans. The wanted the fans to be happy so he risked the match by doing some stupid ass move off the top and he got what he deserved. When will he learn that if he lets the fans get what they want his career is gonne be over before it begins."

***The Fans BOO***

Dictator: "You know recently you demanded that Hitler give your fellow Revolution members title shots. He has only followed through with one of them and sadly Splaya didnt seem quite happy with what you did?"

Shaggy: "You now the whole point of Revolution I figured was to take over this damn place and over the time its been formed I dont think Ive really seen Revolution do anything. I figured that it was my right as the newest member to sorta raise Revolution up a bit. Splaya said that he wanted to leave the big titles for the big boys. How does he expect Revolution to take over with out holding that Heavyweight Championship? That is the heart and soul of this industry and if he doesnt think he can cut it as champ I guess I need to head up and take over. No disrespect to Splaya but I feel that we should be holding all the gold. And by that I dont mean the lower belts. We deserve every title and just because the heavyweight is where the big boys play it doesnt mean that we cant play there to."

***Shaggy walks off as Dic is standing there***

[GrandTheftGamer]

::: The new Bite Me. Bros. music plays (Look Away - Venture Brothers, Adult Swim) and both Bite Me's show up on stage:::
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Bigstyle- "Well, i'd like to start things off for the first time. Since we can't have this poll, Mr. Hitler will have to make a decision on who the Special Referee will be for the Steel Cage Match. Now, we all have to wait until Nazi Nitro unfortunately. I have to be the referee though. No one backstage has anything to do with this. It's only between us Bite Me's and X-Factor. If anyone wants to fight, however, i'm always lookin for a fight."
:::Bite Me Bros. start walking down the ramp and into the ring:::
Skullbasher - "Yea. If anyone deserves to be ref, it should be you, Bigstyle. You haven't been in any matches yet and i'd like you to be by my side."
Bigstyle - "You know i'll always be by your side. When things go tough, i'll always be there."
Skullbasher - "That's always good to hear from you, Bigstyle. And if anyone does wanna fight, just remember. My buddy here will fight you anytime."
:::J Dogg's music plays and J Dogg appears right outside the ring:::
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J Dogg - "So you're sayin that if I wanna fight, I can have a fight? Well, you just found yourself an opponent."
:::J Dogg goes into the ring and attempts to throw a punch at Bigstyle, only to be blocked by Skullbasher and the Bite Me Bros. double-team chokeslam J Dogg:::
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Bigstyle - "If you wanna fight so badly, i'll go ask Mr. Hitler for a match then."
:::Bite Me Bros. leave the ring and it goes to a commercial break:::

[Savior]

ferret was banned.

[Savior]

Paul on Car phone
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Paul: Hey LC that was great. I hope TNA dies thanks for helping it on its way.
.......
Paul: That so? ok fuck you then
*hangs up*
*Paul makes his way to the ruing...er I mean ring*
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Paul: Yo before I start doing my thing lemme ask what the hell do you people do for the hours that were are not here? I mean do you watch an empty ring or do jobbers come out and fight?...Eh its not important.

Paul: Anyways in recent promo by a guy named Assplaya He said I dropped the ball. Nigga please by the time nitro is over I will still have my belt I saw the ???? brothers
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They suck they have no Idea what to do and just run around the ring looking confused. So after I'm done beating them I'm going to watch you lose and laugh in your face when you come back to the locker room.

Paul: I dropped the ball? You never picked it up.

[GrandTheftGamer]

:::Bite Me Bros. music plays and the Bite Me Bros. come out and enter the ring:::
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Skullbasher - "First of all, I'd like to say that I can't wait until Nazi Nitro. Secondly, I'd like to talk about our actions last night against J Dogg. We'd like to first of all appologize for our actions. Although Bigstyle did say he wanted a fight, both me and J Dogg have matches coming up. We may have needed the preperation but it still was unacceptable to say the least. So tonight, instead of taking it out on another superstar, we're going to take it out on the hometown hero."
:::Some music starts playing and the hometown hero come out onto stage:::
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Hometown Hero - "I will fight you. I am the hometown hero here. My name is The Crusher."
Skullbasher - "Then come down here and fight."
:::The Crusher comes down to the ring and the bell rings to start the match:::
The Crusher moves up to Skullbasher only to be kicked in the abdomin area. Skullbasher seizes the moment by performing the Skullbuster. The Crusher is knocked out cold and Skullbasher does another new wrestling move called the Skullerbomb. Skullbasher starts off the move by leg dropping The Crusher. Then, Skullbasher goes up top and flys onto The Crusher, much like Rikishi's old finisher where he'd go up top and plop right on his opponent. The Skullerbomb ends up the same as Rikishi's finisher and it turns into a pin.

The referee counts...1, 2, 3!

Ring Announcer - And the winner of this match, Skullbasher!
:::Skullbasher's music starts playing:::
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:::Skullbasher walks back stage only to find Dictator:::
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Dictator - "Well, whatz arez yourz thoutz about Nazi Nitro?"
Skullbasher - "Well. I think I have a very good chance of winning. Did you see what I did with The Crusher?"
Dictator - "Yez. Yez I did. That waz a very huge match."
Skullbasher - "Well. I'm going to do to X-Factor what I did to The Crusher. Except this time, it'll be in a steel cage."
:::Skullbasher and Bigstyle walk away:::

Ok, you saw my new entrance themes. The first one being the Bite Me Bros. new theme. The one after Skullbasher won is obviously Skullbasher's entrance theme. Here's Bigstyle's theme:
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Sorry about all the music. This won't happen in the future.

[Aussie Skier]

*The REvolution theme begins*

*The crowd boos, thinking that one of splaya, corkscrewed or shaggy were making there way out.*

*Crowd pops when they realise Adrian Moore is making his way to the ring*

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Adrian: "Triple A-drian Moore, has arrived!"

*the crowd cheers at Adrian Moore's newest catchphrase*
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Adrian: "Nitro is Moore" - *Than TNA!*


*Revolution's music hits again, and Adrian Moore makes his way out of the ring and back into the locker room*

[The Answer]

(X-factor in the back talking on his cell phone)
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X-Factor:So it is all set for Nazi Nitro.It's me and Skullbasher in the steel cage.Im not really concerned about Skullbasher as no one man can beat me.His brother bigstyle is pushing to be the special referee and I gotta know do you have my back

Mystery stranger:No doubt dawg if anything goes down I got your back.By the way I have been hearing hearing these promos by the bash bros and man they suck dawg it sounds like they just got out of pre-school

X-Factor:I know what you mean man it sounds that they are more brone than brains and I play to use that to my adavatage in the cage.So are you ready for your big premiere onNazi Nitro or what

Mystery stranger:No doubt playa,I plan to bring the pain to any and all who step in my way and that includes those two kronic smoking fools the bash bros

X-Factor:That's what I want to here man

Mystery stranger: Destroy Skullbasher in your match man,I'll be watchin and waiting just in case bigstyle wants to stunt

X-Factor:Those fools don't know what their in for lol

Mystery stranger:No,they don't do they.Alright dawg I gotta go I hear popo sirens in the back

X-Factor:See ya monday

Mystery Stranger:Aight

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[Corkscrewed]

Turn off that fucking music dammit. You've got like multiple ones that start off each other, and I can't even turn them off (that part might be Firefox but I still blame you).

:'(

[Corkscrewed]

Backstage, in a makeshift converted dance studio... the camera pans along the walls and the ground. Two voices offscreen are heard.

Dance Instructor: "Step, step, twirl, step, step, back, NO!"

Cork: "Dammit, I can't do this! It's too hard!!!"

Dance Instructor: "Nonsense! Anyvone can learn to DAHnce!"

Cork: "Shut up. This just isn't my sort of thing."

Dance Instructor: "Oh c'mon. Vee vill staht again."

Cork: "Dammit! I can't do this, OKAY? I look ridiculous!!!"

The camera finally pans to the pair.
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Dance Instructor: "You look lovely to me."

Cork: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Dance Instructor: "Now, let us vork on zhe basics! Vee vill redo our stretch exercises. Now, first, zoo vill limber up. Vork on that toosh."

Cork: :wtf:

Dance Instructor: "Zoo seem a vittle stuffed. Take off your shirt.

Cork: :wtf: :wtf:

Dance Instructor: "And zhen, zoo vill spread your legs..."

Cork: "Okay, that's IT you sicko!!! You're just a pervert!"

Without warning, Cork delivers a vicious clothesline.

Cork: "That's for being a pervert!!!"

Cork then picks up the dazed dance instructor and gives him that TKO-type finisher right onto the hard floor!!!

Cork: "And that's for looking at my tush!!"

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Angrily, Cork stomps out of the room.

As he marches down a hall backstage, people quick avoid the angered beast's way.

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Suddenly, however, someone DOES bump into Cork. Revolution's Animal turns to see who the insolent fool was, only to come face to face with Allan 450 Ways, who happens to be wearing some elevated shoes, making him nearly as tall as Corkscrewed.

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Allan Ways: "Hehehe, nice skirt on you have there."

Cork: :mad:

Allan Ways: "What are you? Scottish for the day? Hahahahaha!!!"

Cork: "I'd watch my mouth if I were you. If it wasn't the fact that I have to return this ridiculous tutu in five minutes, I'd clobber you right now."

Allan Ways: "Yeah. Uh huh, sure thing tiger. Just make sure you don't... SLIP!!! Pffft hahahahahaha!!!"

[i]Allan skips off, leaving an irate Cork steaming.

Cork: (deliberately slowly, in a low voice) "You're going to regret that, Mr. Ways. Next time, I... am going to kick... your... assssssssss." [/Stewie]

[The Naitch]

lol Corky you fag

[The Answer]

Freakin pictures keep disappearing in my promos

[The Naitch]

Freakin pictures keep disappearing in my promos

Hey, that's the glass ceiling for ya there, buddy ;)

[Scorpion]

*Jackal is shown in court, handcuffs on hands and feet, also strapped to a pole with a hell of alot of chains on him, with a muzzle on his face. The judge walks into the courtroom and Jackal immediately laughs.*

Judge: Excuse me what is so funny.. uhh... *looks at his papers* Jackal. Bring him up here Bailiff.

*the baileff unchains Jackal and walks him towards the judge slowely, his gun pressed into Jackals back. Jackal looks at the Baileff then to the judge and whispers something.*

Judge/Baileff: HOLY SHIT
Judge: I... uhhh find him not guilty on all accounts.. court dismissed.. *whispering to jackal* give me the damn picture after your match on Nitro... if you say one word about this, your fucked.
Jackal: *smirks and whispers* like the baileff did to you with that raven dildo
Judge/Baileff:QUIET

*jackal leaves the courtroom after they uncuff him then gets in his car and drives away.*

(LATER ON IN THE DAY)

*Jackals car pulls up to the arena and he steps out of the car, a cameraman immediatly runs up to him.*
Jackal: I just have one thing to say, Jdogg... There is some unfinished business between us, but first and foremost... REVOLUTION, your next because when you fuck with the Jackal YOUR ASS IS FUCKED... more ways than one.

*Jackal pushes the cameraman aside and walks off.*

[Danny Electric]

Lunchbox hits and in walks in a very pissed off Danny Electric. His mind on something else as he ignores the cries of the fans.

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DE - "Cut the damn music...I said cut the damn music. What...the...hell hapenned at Taboo Jewsday. Who screwed over Danny Electric dammit. Which jealous fuck messed with my match, messed with my destiny. That title was mine, all mine. I had LPD beat,1-2-3 in the ring, it would have been game over and the start of a new era. Who wanted to see Danny Electric as champ?"

Crowd go mental

DE - "So why was their a picture of The Ravishing One, he's not even in NCW."

NCW chant starts

DE - "Yeah baby, that's right, this is NCW not shitty TNA. I left that company 'cos it had no ambition and it's been downhill ever since 'the gigolo' left. So I've got one thing to say to whoever screwed me over, you come out here right now and we can sort it out man to man."

Crowd goes mad but no one comes down

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DE - "Get your ass to the god-damn ring!"

Still no-one shows up

DE - "Well if your not going to tell me yourself, then I'm going to take care of this situation. I'm going to get threw each one of you in the back until I find ot who screwed me over for the title. I already have my number one suspect, a man so jealous that I got a title shot because (puts on mock voice) 'I'm 29 years old and I've been in the business since I was 18 and I deserve to be champ'...J Dogg, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU! Or about what you deserve, you suck more than Cocky at a Village People Reunion gig. So I'm going to come into the back and find out what you have to say. I know you were in the back for my match, ready for the result...crying when you found out that no one gave a shit and what you deserve. It's rock n roll time baby, Danny E, the worlds sexiest man is on a mission and if anyone from NCW or TNA stands in my way then their going to find out why they call me the problem solver."

[The Naitch]

I am a Danny E gigolo mark :cool:

[Danny Electric]

I love you.

[The Naitch]

I love you too. Just like you love the cock. I mean, The Cock

:naughty:

[Danny Electric]

I like nothing more than sucking cock, i mean sucking up to The Cock

[The Naitch]

get in line buddy, splaya is still my #1 <s>cocksucker</s> Cocksmoker

[Danny Electric]

A young boy can still dream.

I'm going to bed.
Rock on NCW and remember

DANNY E SAYS YES TO DRUGS.

[The Naitch]

goodnight. The Cock will be glad to tuck you into bed

[Corkscrewed]

What about The Cork?

:shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

And thank goodness for getting this to a third page. That unpausable embedded Venture Bros theme song was annoying the hell out of me.

[The Naitch]

You're welcome :)

[The Naitch]

I was thinking, imagine if The Roach and The Cock were a tag team?

"The Cockroach Connection"

[The Naitch]

LOL now Owendust wants a date with Joey. Too bad they're brothers :lol:

http://img209.exs.cx/img209/4447/radddust2ia.jpg

[SuperSlim]

LOL now Owendust wants a date with Joey. Too bad they're brothers :lol:

http://img209.exs.cx/img209/4447/radddust2ia.jpg

somewhere it's legal.

http://www.alarc.org/images/Alabama-Video.jpg

where brother/sister combos are seen just as much as Cock in the title hunt.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

...

[SuperSlim]

after seein the way Paul jobbed at "Here to Stay" it looks not too good with him havin gold. :D

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Yeah, I'll get him some credibility back...



AFTER TNA HERE TO STAY WENT OFF THE AIR, A SECRET NCW CAMERA CONTINUED TO ROLL.

Paul comes out to the ring.

MVP, and half the TNA roster come out.

Paul kicks their asses.

Delivers an FU to each of them.

Paul leaves to a huge ovation.

The TNA stars are booed out of the building, their credibility now in question as a result of the beating.

Paul's credibility is restored.



That better?

[Danny Electric]

LOL

[Savior]

Awesome match.

[h0tb0d179]

yo nervous ferret here, I[ll post a promo later.

[McLegend]

:rofl:

[Splaya]

HOT promo later. And when I say hot, I do mean it :naughty:

[The Naitch]

:naughty: @ splaya

[Splaya]

Wait, what do you know :rant:

[The Naitch]

nothing :shifty:

:naughty:

[Aussie Skier]

can we challenege oink and ink for the tag titles this week.

I'm having problems getting in a lengthy promo atm

[RemyRed]

Remy is shown watching Shaggy's interview with an interviewer.
IV- So what is your response to Shaggy's comments?
http://img224.exs.cx/img224/2793/019re.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Remy (laughing)- Shaggy, it's easy to see how upset you are right now that I've finally got a FAIR one-on-one shot against you. My injuries are completely healed and I'm back at 100%, so it's easy to see why you wouldn't sign for this match to be for your Hardcore title.
IV- What about the rumor circulation that there's a certain bitterness between the two of you?
Remy- He's been duckin me all his career, even back in TNA. LC would come up to us and say "We wanna put you two in a program together" and he would weasel his way out of it "I don't wanna feud against him, he's too extreme..". Well if you think I was too extreme in TNA, wait till you see me on Nitro, and this time you can't back out of it.

Remy gets up and walks away.
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[Savior]

I'm having problems getting in a lengthy promo atmYeah me 2

[Splaya]

That's because your Thursday night Lightning skills can only take you so far :roll:

[Splaya]

*Splaya is seen walking in the back with 2 females*

Splaya: I mean come on, Shaggy being the leader of REvolution, I love the guy and all but still. He does not have leadership skills.

Girl: Well you have it Splaya :naughty:

Splaya: I know, but there has to be something that will seperate me from him. :?:

Girl: You'll find her Splaya :naughty:

Splaya: Her, hmmmm bitch you got an idea.

*With that Splaya pushes both women onto the ground

http://img176.exs.cx/img176/7053/ortonpicofhimpointingtohishead.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

*He then points to his head as if he has an idea*

*He is walking down the hallway when all of a sudden he comes around a corner to see LPD and Stacy ( I don't know her name dammit :rant:) arguing. Splaya waits around the corner for a second.

http://img23.exs.cx/img23/89/argument1tj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

LPD: Come on Stace, BMC and I are going to go to the dollar store and get some new wrestling attire.

Stacy: No, I don't wanna go. God, why can't you spend your money on something different. Like taking me out for dinner, or spending some of it on me. It's always about you and BMC :mad:

*After hearing this LPD storms away pissed off. Splaya seeing an opportunity, walks up to Stacy.

Splaya: Hey, Stacy, what's up girl.

*Stacy looks confused*

Stacy: Hey Splaya.

Splaya: Look I saw you and LPD having a little argument back there.

Stacy: No, it was nothing.

Splaya: Stacy, you got nothing to worry about babe. I was just wondering, since your buddy ran off to be with BMC, I was wondering if you would like to join me for some dinner.

*Stacy looks kind of nervous*

Splaya: Stacy, you have nothing to worry about, I am a complete gentleman.

Stacy: Well ok, I guess dinner can't be that bad.

*Splaya and Stacy get in Splaya's limo and heads to a hotel

Stacy :?: I thought we were going to dinner.

Splaya: Well yeah dinner is inside :shifty:

*Stacy and Splaya walk upstairs and see a hotel room*

http://img147.exs.cx/img147/7338/2093lt.th.jpg (http://img147.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img147&image=2093lt.jpg)

Stacy looks confused at Splaya*

Stacy: What are we doing here? I thought there was dinner inside the hotel.

Splaya: Yeah, dinner is in the room :shifty: . Yeah I got room service.

Stacy: Oh ok :)

Splaya walks into the room and as he begins to shut the door, the look on his face says it all :naughty:



TO BE CONTINUED IN ABOUT 12 HOURS...

[Corkscrewed]

Yeah, I'll get him some credibility back...



AFTER TNA HERE TO STAY WENT OFF THE AIR, A SECRET NCW CAMERA CONTINUED TO ROLL.

Paul comes out to the ring.

MVP, and half the TNA roster come out.

Paul kicks their asses.

Delivers an FU to each of them.

Paul leaves to a huge ovation.

The TNA stars are booed out of the building, their credibility now in question as a result of the beating.

Paul's credibility is restored.



That better?

OMG!! Savior got Jabba's password and hacked into his account and posted as him!!!!

[Splaya]

But what did u feel about the promo :shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

Awesome promo man. What did you think about mine? I don't want to go back to page 2 and check because I'll get three different clips of that Venture Bros theme starting at different times and generally causing me great ear-related pain.

[Corkscrewed]

(It basically sets up a mini-feud--i.e. one that lasts like a week or two and takes place within a couple of shows--between me and Always450. I have a kickass climax match between us two that I'm still deciding whether or not to use as a "promo" or on a Nitro... which would entail me getting Jabba to go along... or hacking his account like Savior did.... :shifty: )

[Aussie Skier]

*Adrian Moore is shown backstage*
http://64.78.13.220/winc/images/pics/shamrock.jpg

Director: "Are you ready for your big speech Mr. Moore?"

Adrian: "I most certainly am!"

Director: "Excellent!"

*An anouncer begins to speak*
http://www.cyclinglinks.com/gregg/photos/tdf2002_32.jpg

Announcer: "Could you please welcome up to the podium, Adrian Moore."

*Adrian Moore makes his way onstage as the crowd cheers madly.*
http://www.fcfighter.com/PICTURES/IFCBG2K/shamrock.jpg

Adrian: "G-day all. Of course, I am triple A-drian Moore, and today, is a special day. Today, is a great day for Australia! Today, today is a great day for America."

*crowd pops...why, i'll never know*

Adrian: "And, people here today, watching this in person, and to the people out there in TV land, do you know why today is a great day for Australia, and America?"

*crowd pops...damn these people are patriotic*

Adrian: "Because we live in a democracy, and today, is the first day, of Adrian Moore's campaign to be re-elected as leader of the REvolution!"

*crowd pops*

http://www.bullyssportsbar.com/images/winter_luau/Crowd%20Cheers%20on.jpg

Adrian: "And what you are all listening to today, is my maiden campaign speech."

*people are shown outside with placards*
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Adrian: "As leader of the REvolution, I plan on instilling even more fundamental policies which will make this faction even stronger. I have had preliminary discussions with the fuhrer himself on instilling a minimum, that is right, a MINIMUM, of six main event slots for our wrestlers for the coming year."

*crowd cheers*

Adrian: "I also plan on impeaching one so-called member of REvolution. Splaya. Splaya, if I am re-elected as leader of the REvolution, you will no longer be part of REvolution."

*crowd pops wildly*

http://www.dittomom.com/dittomom/images/bushvols10102000.jpg

Adrian: "Furthermore, as leader of the REvolution, I will create new institutions to increase efficiency. If I am elected as leader of the REvolution, I will instil as Vice-president, the current tag team champ, Paul Carrington."

*Adrian continues his speech*

Adrian: "I will also place as minister of defence, none other than Corkscrewed. My minister for External affairs will be Australia's own, Eric Shin, whilst Shaggy will become our treasurer. Today, is indeed, a great day, for democracy, and it is your choice people; who do you want, as leader of the REvolution!"

*Adrian Moore gets off the podium and walks backstage, talking to his advisors*
http://www.perrysfullcircle.com/images/chicago/shamrock.jpg

Advisor 1: "Great speech sir, I'm predicting your a shoe-in for the election"
Adrian: "I was delighted about it, hafta see how the opinion polls change after that speech!"

*suddenly, a wrestler recognises and approaches Adrian Moore, its LPD. He isnt wearing his belt for some reason though*
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/c/corporation/01.jpg

LPD: "Adrian Moore, bravo, great speech, real passion out there."
Adrian: "Oh, thanks Lou, so I guess i have your vote then?"
LPD: "Wouldn't have it any other way. Oh and Moore, remember, you havent accepted my challenge for the title yet."
Adrian: "Hmmm, in due time my friend." *They shake hands and Moore walks on*


*Adrian continues walking on, when he looks up and recognises another NCW superstar*
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jeffhardy/26.jpg

Adrian: "Remy man, what the hell are you doing up there?"
Remy: "Hey Moore, oh, I'm just hanging around man. Oh, and Moore, you got my vote!"
Adrian: "Cheers mate, and you be careful up there."
Remy: "Oh I will." *Remy takes a hand off the bar to give a thumbs up, and slips*

*Remy falls and crashes down to the ground, but he seems fine, so Adrian Moore walks on.*

*Adrian Moore then hears a voice from behind him*
Unknown voice: "Come, to Owendust."


*Moore recognises the voice behind him, and quickly puts his back against the wall...for safety reasons* :naughty:

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Owen: "Adrian, i just saw your wonderful, wonderful speech. I'll have to come and see your next one."
Adrian: "Ahh, ok, but, hmmm, I don't really want you to...."come"...anywhere near me."
Owen: "Well, let me just say, I am voting for you to be the leader of Revolution."
Adrian: "Well, thanks Owen, anyway, I better be going..."

*Another superstar approaches*

Slim: "Just wanted to say you got my vote Adrian Moore, and....what the hell are you doing here?"

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Owen: "Have you been looking for me Slim."
Slim: "I certainly have not! YOU.....SICK......FREAK!"

*Slim walks away as Adrian Moore continues walking backstage*

*Adrian Moore is suddenly grabbed from behind*
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*Cock puts his arm around Adrian Moore*
Cock: "I can smell what your cooking, and the cock says its 1-2-3 all the way to the leadership of the REvolution. The cock guarrandamtees you that he will be voting for, argh..., whats your name again?"
Adrian: "Adrian Moore"
Cock: "No, really...your Adrian Moore!? The Adrian Moore!"
Adrian: "yes."
Cock: "Well who in the blue-HELL is Adrian Moore!!! I mean, what do you do..."
Adrian: "Well, I'm a ..."
Cock: "It's doesn't matter what you do....."

*awkward silence*



Cock: "Just playing man, you got my vote for leader of the Resolution."
Adrian: "Thats, ahhh, leadership of revo....nevamind."

*Adrian Moore walks on*

*Just as Adrian Moore is leaving the building, one more wrestler comes up to him. He begins running up to him*

Nashole: "Wait Moore!"
*Adrian Moore turns around and starts laughing*
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kevinnash/11.jpg

Adrian: "HAHAHAH! What the hell are you dressed like that for?"
Nashole: "Oh, Fuhrer says I may need to be a shaperone for a date on Nitro, so I need to dress for the occasion. How do I look?"
Adrian: :shifty:
Nashole: "Anyway Moore, that doesn't matter, what matters, is that you got my vote for leader of the REvolution! Anyway, I gotta get going, see ya man."

*Nashole begins walking the opposite way to Adrian Moore as Moore walks away. Suddenly...*


MY QUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Adrian Moore giggles to himself as he walks aways*





Paul: "Yo dawg, YO!!! Wake up!"
Adrian: "What! AH FUCK!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!"
Paul: "Dude, you didnt have another one of those dreams where your the leader of REvolution did you?"
Adrian: "Ummm"

*Paul begins shouting*
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/04/cenavsy2j3.jpg
Paul: "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN!!!!"

*Paul walks away as Adrian Moore tries to get back to sleep in order to finish his dream*

[Savior]

That's because your Thursday night Lightning skills can only take you so far :roll:Stop making up shows dueche, Its because I have no idea who I a facing

[SuperSlim]

Jabba, that was quite the brilliant match... I'm sure that Savior's credibility is completely resotred. ;) :p

Some careers suck, some careers sink, some reach a level that they will not be able to crawl out of, some will always be up there no matter what happens. I'll just leave it at that. :D

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

:lol: @ Adrian.

[SuperSlim]

Moore has really outdone himself there... :D

[Shaggy]

I guess this means there will be an election?....im voting for Clinton

[Noid]

*We open up at a graveyard scene during the night. Moisture can be scene in the air. A cloaked figure is standing on a tombstone.*

Voice: Betrayal. Envy, lust, hate, disturst. A poison in our society. Oh, I know too well. My titles were solen. My dignity was stolen. My damn stable was stolen, and I will be getting it back. I will........get justice.

[Scorpion]

*Cameras focus in on Jackal who is in a darkened room.*

Jackal: On Nitro... There is an Over The Top Rope match, why do we even need this? We all know im going to win it, hell the last one i was in i decimated my opponents. I am a monster, there is no stopping me... remember if you fuck with the jack-

*the lights turn on and Sarah walks in.*
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Sarah: JACKAL!, whydidnt you see me on Valentines day? Why didnt you give me a gift?
Jackal: :wtf: whats Valentines day..
Sarah: Its a holiday celibrating love, you give your girlfriend a gift showing you love her.
Jackal: :wtf: One, i never heard of this day. Two, I dont love you. and Three, I dont think of you as my girlfriend..
Sarah: :'( but but but.. Jackal... i got you a present, its outside... look for yourself
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Jackal: HELL YEA... Just needs some minor touch ups... i cant wait to test her out.
Sarah: :'( i want a gift though...
Jackal: :rant: okay stop crying about it... jsut a second.

*A few minutes pass and Jackal comes out with a box. Sarah opens it enthusiastically.*
Sarah: ooo What is it, hehe a raven dildo?

*she opens the box and then screams and runs off.*
Jackal: What? i thought it was cute...

*the camera pans to the gift then the screen fades to black.*

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[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Nazi Nitro:

World Title: #1 Contender: 5-Man OTTR Battle Royal: Danny Electric vs The Cock vs J Dogg vs Splaya vs Jackal.

Tag Titles: Paul Carrington/Adrian Moore vs ?????/?????

Steel Cage Match: X-Factor vs Skullbasher.

Cool King vs Allan Ways.

Shaggy vs Remy.

Dance-Off: Seymour vs Corkscrewed.

The Big Date: Slim & Owen.

--------------------------------

Official NCW Site: http://nojabbancw.tripod.com

[Splaya]

*Recap of the :naughty: scene






*Splaya and Stacy are sitting in bed when all of a sudden there is a knock at the door. Splaya pushes a button and the door opens. It is a waiter.

Waiter: I have your room service sir.

Splaya: About time, Stacy and I are hungry after all the action tonight.

Waiter: You mean from the PPV

Splaya: Yeah the PPV :shifty:

Stacy: :naughty:

Splaya: :naughty:

Waiter: :naughty:

Splaya: What are you staring at, get the hell out of our room :mad:

Waiter: :(

Splaya: Now Stacy, where were we. Ah yes, whipped cream.

*Camera fades to black*

[h0tb0d179]

Well Triple A or RDD would never think to look here, so for now Nervous ferret wants your bod. :shifty: I'll post a promo tonight.

[Savior]

Jabba, that was quite the brilliant match... I'm sure that Savior's credibility is completely resotred. ;) :p

Some careers suck, some careers sink, some reach a level that they will not be able to crawl out of, some will always be up there no matter what happens. I'll just leave it at that. :DWhat you trying to say? :wtf:

[SuperSlim]

nothing... nothing. :D

[Hardkore Kidd J]

J Dogg comes out yet again. He's all decked out in gangster gear like normal. He hands this one young kid in the front row one of his chains from his neck.

The crowd like always is going ape shit.

J Dogg: Now, first of all I would just like to say my Valentines Day was beyond greatness. Cause I spent it with my buetiful wife Madison.

J Dogg mouths I love you Madison into the camera.

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J Dogg: Now, we have only 3 or 4 more days till I become the Number 1 contender for my rightful prize. Till my future becomes unleashed. And yet I couldn't help hearing the mighty piece of shit Jackal talking about how he won the first battle royal. I can't guarentee much but I'll guarentee this You will not out of of Nitro with that win. But, I will. Take a good look at this face.http://www.roaddogg.net/promoroaddogg024.jpg

Because it will be the face who stands over you with his hands raised and a big smile on his face. I will not lose this match, I will not get thrown over the top rope. It is my destiny to become NCW champ. It's just everybody else in the back is too fucking blind to see it. But, how can you not see the look of a future champ. Wait fuck that not only am I the future of NCW I am NCW.http://www.roaddogg.net/bgjamespromo005.jpg

No other person in the back can be as good as me or as good looking as me or as charasmatic as me. Or as skillful in the ring as me. I am a one of a kind. I am the diamond of this federation. I sell out crowds I give the fans a ***** each time I'm in the middle of that ring. I need to wear that title around my waist. It's my future, it's my destiny. And no one is going to take that away from me, whether it be the cock, or a cock, or Jackal, or Splaya, Danny, or Babe RUth, or Godzilla, or the State Puff Mashmellow man. Truth is it's quite simple. Once all the chips are set down. When all that was said has been said, when all that has done is done. There is one man who overcomed each circustance he was put in, for 9 years. The one man I am talking about is me.

I have waited for my time and my glory and my fame and my future for years now and I am not going to rest until that title is on my shoulder. End of story............ I am the future. And you can either deal with it or get the fuck out of NCW because the fact of the matter is, It's time for a new champ to arrive in other words in the words of John Cena, The future NCW champion of the world is here.

J Dogg sets the microphone down and walks up the ramp.

[FourFifty]

<I><center><u>*Let Me Set The Stage!*</u><br>
<b>(</b>The scene opens up at what appears to be a press conference. We see Allan Ways standing at a podium in a black tee shirt and a pair of jeans. His dark hair is pulled back, and he’s looking at the crowd. He snaps his neck back, and looks to his right. There is another gentleman sitting, wearing a skull cap and some fancy looking towel on his neck. He has an NCW shirt on, and since he’s sitting, we have no idea if he’s wearing pants. Allan makes eye contact with the camera, and starts talking<b>)</b><br></i></center>

<b><u>Allan:</u></b> It has come to my attention that I don’t have the attention of some people in NCW…. It seems King Cool and Hitler didn’t understand that I already made a challenge to Cool, nor did they realize that I asked for a “sleep with your sister” match. Now, there are well over 450 ways to get the attention of Cing Kool! Hell, you can get a piece of string that is red on one end and purple on the other end and you’ll get his attention! He’s so dim witted he can actually hide his own easter eggs! Well, with many props to him, he found almost half of them last year. You can shine your wristwatch at him and you’ll get his attention. With his degrading figure the ice cream truck can get his attention as he runs after it ‘till he gets winded and passed up by some 3rd graders. Maybe I need to figure out how to keep Capitan ADD’s attention.
<p>Now Hitler, you want to take credit for my idea of putting Cool Krock and myself in a match… There are four hundred and fifty ways to get your attention… and I would like to introduce you to the first way to get your attention… Ladies and Gentlemen, pimps and ho’s, all you ungrateful bastards who are here because you got your tickets for free, I would like to introduce to you, my new cohort, The One! The Only! Y2Jew! <I>*The man that is sitting by Allan looks at the camera*</I>

<br><b><u>J2Jew:</b></u> Oy Vey! Adolf! What you did to my people is unforgivable! It ranks right up there with eating pork on Yom Kipur!!! Mr. Ways and I are going to make your life a living hell! Well, Jews don’t believe in hell, but you get the idea, right? Of course right!
<br>
<b><u>Allan:</u></b> Okay, shut up. You’re losing the ratings. King Cool Bundy, at Nazi Nitro, your ass is mine in a non-sexual way!

<I>*And suddenly the scene fades away for no reason because I’m too lazy to talk about how it fades out. Hey, I’m union, it’s near the end of my shift, and the next narrator isn’t going to be here for another hour, so stfu and take what I give you!*</I>

(*Disclaimer: Always450, the man behind the genius, does not mean any offense with his new wrestler in NCW, Y2Jew. Always450 was raised Jewish, and does not want to offend anyone. Beside, it’s cheap heat, and we all know how Jews like things cheap. Sorry this promo is short, for my standards, but real life calls*)

[Savior]

Paul: Hey A man whats up?
Adrian: You know dreaming.....hey do you see that Eric is back?
Paul: Oh no I see where your going you want Eric to form a stable with us, call it A-unit, and fued with Revolution.
Adrian: No....A-unit?
Paul: A for Adrian.
Adrian: Why didn't you say P-unit?
Paul: Sounds gay.....Hmmm if we did form a stable what would we call it?
Adrian: American Aussie connection?
Paul: How about "Whitey and the jets" or
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Owen: OWEN DUST!
Adrian: NO!
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Wil'sn: The happy play friends?
Paul: No!
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MILF man: GAAAAAAAY PRIDE!
Paul: No :nono:
Splaya: Hey what about-
Adrian: PAUL WAKE UP!
Adrian: were you dreamin about weirdos again?
Paul: Well I remember Splaya....

(Shit come on Jabba who am I facing? I can't do these types of promos.)

[The Answer]

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(X-Factor in preparation for his steel cage match is seen in psycholgical mediation before his match on the Nazi Nitro tron)

Suddnely..........A flash of lightning hits and an image appears

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A dark voice begins to speak

"At Nazi Nitro a new reign will begin,one where no one will be shown mercy.It begins with Skullbasher but he will be only the first to feel our wrath.NCW must prepare because judgement day is forth coming on the souls who stand in my way.Prepare for battle or stand aside!!!! As destruction will reign either way".

The lights go out

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[Scorpion]

Jackal: Jdogg.. Jdogg.. Jdogg.. how quickly your memory fails, must be the beatings ive given you. Do you remember who eliminated you the first Over the Top Rope Battle Royal? It was me.. who defeated you for the Hardcore #1 contendership? Me again...You have never defeated me, and I on the other hand have defeated you twice. Chew on that for a while, no better yet chew on the new NCW Raven Dildo :y: :yes:
*girls scream out in pleasure, holding up their raven dildos.*

Jackal: I will win this Battle Royal, jsut like i did the last time, but i will destroy each of my opponents, saving you for the very end. Have fun seeing me beat you yet again. Fuckin with the Jackal is just bad for your health.

*Jackal drops the mic and then takes out a red Raven dildo that has been sighed by Sarah and throws it into the crowd then walks off. He grabs a woman from the crowd and carries her to the back :naughty: *

[The Answer]

Who can and can't see my pics? I can see them.What about you guys

[The Naitch]

hey guys, let's use Beckham as MILFman from now on

Good job Savior :y:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Nitro will be up within 48 hours.

Owen Radd fans, you can't afford to miss it. :naughty:

[SuperSlim]

:$

[The Answer]

Nitro will be up within 48 hours.

Owen Radd fans, you can't afford to miss it. :naughty:

Joey,would be rolling over in his grave :lol:

[McLegend]

:D

[The Naitch]

And if you're a Superslim fan, make sure not to miss it either :rofl:

[Corkscrewed]

Chew on that for a while, no better yet chew on the new NCW Raven Dildo
*girls scream out in pleasure, holding up their raven dildos.*

Classic. :lol:

[Drakul]

Class...
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Dignity...
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Integrity...
http://www.brookvale-p.schools.nsw.edu.au/PROJECTS/NSW-Parliament/Pic-BritishCrest.jpg
Only one man can bring these essential ingredients of success to NCW
"ROYAL"
ROY THATCHER
http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesR/regal_steven.jpg
COMING SOON TO NCW

[Nowhere Man]

Damn, I was going to bring in a foppish character of my own to be Sonny's new lackey ('Renee Saunce')

Still, welcome aboard. Looking forward to seeing you in action.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Haven't you got enough on your plate NM? :lol:

[Corkscrewed]

Concentrate on our feud, NM. ;)

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Seymour vs Big Dominating Opponents = Ratings.

[Drakul]

Damn, I was going to bring in a foppish character of my own to be Sonny's new lackey ('Renee Saunce')

Still, welcome aboard. Looking forward to seeing you in action.
Thanks.I went off line and I thought "Oh crap,I could have done my guy" Cos I have this guy I create on all the wrestling games and I already have ideas about his characteristics and I think up alot of funny crap for him to do.I guess its too late now. :'(
Damn my fickle mind :$ :'( :nono:
I'd ask jabba about change but I don't want to bug him :shifty:

[The Naitch]

You know its funny when JBL tried to mouth off the Godzilla blowup doll on SD! last week. I instantly wanted Big Zylla to wake up an lay the captiondown on his candy ass :lol:

[RobertBatten]

*advert plays over NCW broadcast*

The caption world just got bigger................................















The caption world just got better....................................















Now its time..............................















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:::Suddenly a face appears::

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PE: Extreme Caption Wrestling is here! And Paul E. is here to take over the caption world. Also to save the fans from the bad caption wrestling of other feds.

Wrestlers take note, we'll be scouting real soon!

...........

[The Naitch]

lol @ Paul Heyman

[The Naitch]

He doesn't scare me. He eats pizza. His name is Barney

[RobertBatten]

Take note Mr Naitch. ECW! is here.

[The Naitch]

ok

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I'm pretty sure it's James Steele.

:nono:

[The Naitch]

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Cock: Yeah of course, I guarandamntee that I will be going to HitlerMania to capture the NCW Championship, now quit bugging me before I.....

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Cock: Seriously bitch, I'm gonna be the next NCW Champ, so watch out :cool:

[Corkscrewed]

Corkscrewed is seen training intensely for his upcoming Dance-Off with Seymour

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His work seems to be paying off with a high score.

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[SuperSlim]

priceless Corky :lol:

and Cock said a swear on Nick TV :eek: Now FCC gonna be all over them. :(

[SuperSlim]

*Slim is seen on his cell.

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Slim: Yeah I can’t believe that I’m still doin this.

…

Slim: Yeah I know. It’s all for the people.

…

Slim: Yeah I am a true people’s champion. He just better not try anything funny and by funny I mean homoerotic.

…

Slim: Hey now it ain’t funny. How would you want to take out that sick freak?

…

Slim: Exactly. Anyway how are things wit ya?

…


Slim: So same as before? That cool. That cool. Well I’ma go meditate and prepare myself for this date.

…

Slim: Sick freak I ain’t like that. Of course I ain’t bout to meditate. I’m takin the NCW whore Portia out. That way I get to have a normal date before I’m stuck with this guy on Nitro.

…

Slim: Yeah now can you dig that.

…

Slim: Don’t steal my lines. SUCKAAAAA!

*Slim hangs up the phone.

Slim: Man what was up with that. Why did…
*LPD walks up

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LPD: Slim man what’s goin on.

Slim: Ain’t a thang.

LPD: Ready for your date. Haha.

Slim: Yeah keep on laughin. Just remember this. That belt of yours wouldn’t be yours if it wasn’t for me.

LPD: …

Slim: Now dig that sucka.

*Slim walks off leavin LPD pondering.

LPD: Oh yeah. That was who starred in that movie.

[The Naitch]

lol @ Corky aka "The Cork"

[The Naitch]

aka

Dave Corkscrewed

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

NITRO WILL BE UP TONIGHT!!!

[Nowhere Man]

I was going to post a Seymour promo, but there's no way in hell I can top Corky on the DDR machine. I laughed so hard tears came out.

And anyways, I need to get to work on writing Raw. I'm planning on having it up by Friday, so it's crunch time.

[Scorpion]

*camera shows jackal talking on his cell phone, looking quite pissed off.*

Jackal: Oh really... so Splaya is the one who called the cops... thanks for letting me know... SO FUCKING LATE, bye.

*jackal throws the phone down and sees the cameraman filming him. He charges over and pushe the cameraman down. He kneels down and takes the videocamera in his hands then stares into it.*

Jackal: Splaya... you screwed me out of my chance for the hardcore championship... so i will screw you from being the Number 1 contender for the NCW title. You will be the first victim on my list, watch out Splaya... and Revolution when you fuck with the Jackal you get fucked up.

[Savior]

test

[Loose Cannon]

**Match is going on in the NCW arena between Dark Kane and Bean "The Alpha Male"
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HILMER: DK is going for a chockeslam...and.......


http://www.gettysburg.edu/~powest02/lc.mp3


HIMLER: WHAT ZEEEE FUCK? WHAT TIS THIS?















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HIMLER: WHAT DO THEY WANT?



**LC takes out Dark Kane once again :nono:
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**VC takes out Bean with a T-BONE
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[KPW FANS (only 20 of them) go NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]


[NCW FANS START THROWING THINGS.]


*LC taunts the crowd telling them to throw it out him :lol:
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**MIC TIME
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LC: Guess who's arrived boys!!!!!!! That's right, KPW has decided to pay a visit to NCW. We understand Nitro is going live in a few minutes and KPW has front row seats to the show baby.


[1/10 of crowd CHANTS: KPW.........KPW..........KPW]


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LC: I believe we have some KPW fans in attendecne tonight. Wait Wait Wait..let's test to see if they really are KPW FANS.


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LC: UM....WHO GOT SWERVED


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[KPW FANS: SIZE=5]WE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!][/SIZE]


LC: :yes:


[9/10 OF ARENA: KPW SUCKS.... KPW SUCKS.....NCW....NCW....NCW!!!!!!]


**Zelda taunts the crowd.
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LC: Well I don't know how many of you saw the latest TNA PPV, but this group right here is the KPW Smark Foundation. We are the cream of the crop of the C-FED Industry. We bring every single entity to the table on what the fans want to see.

SEX: *Points to Zelda

Violence: *Points to VC

Smarks: *Points to Zack and himself.

KPW is the Future of this industry and soon every sinlge company out there will realize it. Soon every company will lose one of thier own to KPW. KPW isn't here to "take over" any C-FED. Oh no, that is so 1998. We have here to put on an entertaining show for the fans that we know the fans want to see. We are sick and tired of the same old crap that runs over and over and over again on every single C-FED. So now, we're doing something about it. And I'll show you people some ENTERTAINMENT in a second.....the best entertainment you''ll get tonight.

Now, I'm going to hand this mic to my best freind Zack and you people wait 2 minutes.

JOIN THE RIDE...
OR BE DENIED

**LC hands mic to Zack and him, Zelda and VC leave the ring

***Commercial break.


**Commercial comes back and Zack is in the ring.

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[CROWD CHANTS: SELLOUT.....SELLOUT....SELLOUT]

Hey LC, another sellout for KPW baby!!!!!

School's in Session everyone, so you better listen up. I, your hero Zack Morris, am back!!!!!!!!! You know I miss this place a little. I miss my fast rise to the top....I miss all the NCW so called "superstars" I destroyed and I miss swerving this company when I jumped to TNA. hahaha . Don't worry, I miss all my great fans too


[CROWD IS TOTALLY BOOOING THE SHIT OUT OF ZACK]

Zack: Thank you, Thank you. You guys are the best. I know you've all been reading up on way of the Smark. Soon, you all will be almost as Smart as myself and LC. :lol:

Oh and before I forget, I wanna give a little shout out to the missing member of the Smark Foundation, who's being held hostage in this company. He is mine and LC's best freind. Lou P Date, I know you can hear me buddy and I know you're making the Smarks proud, so I just wantedf to say "What's up." Next time those punks Revolution get in your face, you call KPW up and we'll take care of it.

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LC: Zack....Zack???

Over here LC :lol:

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LC: HELLLLO NCW!!!!!!!!! KPW is live backstage at the NCW arena providing quality C-FED entertainment the way shows should be done. Now let's take a look what we have back here, shall we?

**LC, VC, and Zelda walk around backstage.
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**Camera pans into a lockeroom
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LC: [color=deepskyblue] There we go.

Zack rofl: Who's room is that LC?

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SLIM: What the hell are you doing here LC?

LC: Hold on there Slim, I was just having fun. Hey has Ilt doing buddy?

Slim: If you don't get your ass out of this arena in 3 seconds, I'm gonna........


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VC: You're gonna do what?

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Zack: Meet the Vietnamese Crippler Slim. :yes:


LC: Hey Slim, if I were you I'd step aside. Oh and Slim, take a look at the Titon Tron in about 4 minutes buddy. Let's go VC.


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Zack: We're you guys going now LC? Is that the NCW "Bite This" Radio Show Room

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LC: Hold on Zack, something is going on in here. Gonna take a look inside

HALF THE CROWD :rofl:

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**The host and Cool King pay no attention as LC sits down uninvited

THE WHOLE ARENA IS NOW ROFL AT LC'S ANTICS


Host: So Cool King, you have a match coming up tonight against Allan Ways. How you feeling?


**LC interupts live

LC: Hey, are these the Nitro results for tonight guys. Woah, hey VC zoom in on his baby. Get a shot of what the fans can expect.

**VC Zooms in on paper

Nazi Nitro:

World Title: #1 Contender: 5-Man OTTR Battle Royal: Danny Electric vs The Cock vs J Dogg vs Splaya vs Jackal.

WINNER: THE COCK

Tag Titles: Paul Carrington/Adrian Moore vs ?????/?????

WINNERS: Paul and Adrian.

LC: Hey, I wonder who the mystery guys are. Probably some more jobbers. NCW loves to hire them. :lol:

Steel Cage Match: X-Factor vs Skullbasher.

WINNER: X-FACTOR

LC: Skullbasher? :lol: Man, they are really digging for talent aren't they?


Cool King vs Allan Ways.

WINNER: Cool King

LC: Hey Cool King, this is you man. You're going to lose the match. Wow, you suck


Shaggy vs Remy.

WINNER: Shaggy

Dance-Off: Seymour vs Corkscrewed.


WINNER: Seymour

HOST: :mad:

LC: Wow, this show blows. Alright guys got to go.

TO BE CONTINUED AFTER NITRO

[Azriel]

:lol: That was awesome LC. KPW seems like a great group. Maybe Azriel should turn heel and join.
















DENIED!!!!! :lol:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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The pyro display lights up the arena.

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The camera cuts to the crowd.

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JG: Velcome to Nazi Nitro! I am Joseph Goebbels, alongside me ist Heinrich ‘Ze Brain’ Himmler. At Taboo Jewsday 2 Chempionships changed hands, und ze new Tag Chemps vill be putting zeir belts on ze line tonight! Alzo ze new German Chempion Seymour vill be up against Revolution’s animal Corkscrewed in ze first ever NCW Dance-Off!

Himmler: Und vot about our main event, a 5 man over ze top battle royal for ze chance to face LPD for ze Vorld Title at Hindenburg Havoc! I can nicht vait!

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Match 1: Cool King vs Allan Ways.

Oepn your eyes hits, and Cool King comes out to a reasonable reception.

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He makes his way down to the ring, as Fire Soul Love plays.

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The crowd boo as the cocky youngster Allan Ways comes out to the ring. He slides in, and the ref signals for the match to begin.

*DING DING*

The 2 men look at each other, talking trash, before eventually tying up. Allan Ways flips CK over and applies a rear chinlock. King powers out of the move and takes down 450 with a drop toehold. CK goes for an arm bar, but Allan spins out of it and stands off for a moment. Cool King charges at Ways and forces him into the ropes, where he begins to stomp him.

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The ref orders King to stop, allowing Allan to get to his feet. Ways hits a thumb to the eye of CK, earning him some cheap heat and the momentum shift. Allan hits a snap suplex, and then drops a leg across King’s throat. He makes a cover…

1…


2…


Cool King kicks out!

Allan wastes no time and goes back on the offensive with a surfboard stretch. The ref asks if King wants to give up, but he shakes his head. CK rolls out of the move, and ends up falling out of the ring with Ways. Both men slowly get to their feet on the outside and slide back in to avoid the referee’s count. Allan sends a knee into King’s gut, and goes up to the top turnbuckle.

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He prepares to leap off, when King charges at him and sweeps his legs, sending him groin first into the turnbuckle.

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King grabs Allan and tosses him off the top rope, slamming him into the mat. He goes for the cover…

1…


2…


450 kicks out!

King goes for a suplex, but Allan reverses over into a leg lock.

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King crawls towards the ropes, but Ways drags him back to the middle of the ring. The ref asks CK if he wants to give up, but he refuses, and crawls to the ropes again. This time he reaches them, and the ref forces Allan to break the hold. 450 then begins to hammer at King with forearm shots, while someone in the crowd unsuccessfully tries to start up a Y2Jew chant.

Ways picks up CK, and goes for a fisherman suplex, but King reverses into fireman carry, which he follows up with an elbow to the sternum. Cool King gets up and prepares to deliver something big…

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Allan gets up, and King kicks him in the stomach. CK goes to grab Ways’ head, but the agile man ducks out of the way and dropkicks the knee of King. Allan pushes King over into the corner, but CK sends a right hand into his opponent’s stomach. King hops up to the top turnbuckle, but Allan hits a low blow that the referee fails to spot. Allan goes up to the top rope with King.

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He delivers a massive superplex, and makes the cover…

1…


2…


3!

*DING DING DING*

The referee raises Allan’s hand in victory, as Cool King clutches his gonads in agony in the centre of the ring. Ways receives massive heat as he makes his way to the back.

Result: Allan Ways Wins via Pinfall.

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All eyes are on the Hitlertron.

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8 Weeks…

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Owen Radd is shown backstage preparing for his date.

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Jackal suddenly walks into the shot.

Owen: Hey Jacky, got some of that raveny goodness for me? :naughty:

Jackal: You shut your mouth, and get out of my way…

Owen: Only if you wear this…

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Jackal looks angry.

Owen: Go on… Put it on for me… And then maybe we can have some fun… I could be the eagle’s landing pad. :naughty:

Jackal: You listen to me you sick little BITCH! Get out of my way or I’ll rip your head off!

Owen: Very well… But make sure to be watching later tonight… When Slim will never forget the name… Oooooowendust.

Jackal pushes past and walks away.

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Match 2: Tag Titles: Paul Carrington/Adrian Moore vs ?????/?????

Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta blasts through the arena, and the new World Tag Team Champions make their way out to the ring.

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The crowd cheer as the 2 men enter the ring. They look to the stage, to see who their opponents will be.




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The crowd boo for the team of Snotsky and Heidenrape, as the 2 big men walk down to the ring. They slide into the ring, and the match gets underway.

*DING DING*

Adrian Moore charges at Gene, and instantly applies a liontamer, while Paul grabs Big John.

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JG: F-U! F-U!

Paul nails the move, and makes the cover…

1…


2…


3!

*DING DING DING*

Adrian releases Gene from the submission move, and the Champs celebrate in the ring. Paul taunts Big John on the canvas.

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The 2 of them then make their way up the ramp, receiving cheers and slaps on the back from the fans.

Result: Paul Carrington/Adrian Moore Win via Pinfall.

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The camera cuts to the Revolution locker room.

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Splaya: You ready?

Corky: I’ve been workin’ at this all week… I am gonna kick Seymour’s Japanese ass in this Dance-Off!

Splaya: Yeah I know man, but do you have to wear that thing?

Corkscrewed looks down.



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Corky: I guess not.

Corky removes the tutu, and tosses it in the trash.

Splaya: That looks much better, man.

Corky: Are you sure? It doesn’t feel right…

Splaya: Positive man, you look great.

Corky: Seymour is goin’ down!

Splaya: Speaking of goin’ down, that’s something my feet will not be doing in the main event tonight. I’m gonna win that match, and go on to bring the World Title into Revolution where it belongs.

Corky: Then when I get my long overdue German Title shot… And beat the crap out of Seymour for the second time… It’ll be all about the gold.

Splaya: You got it big man… All about the gold…

The camera cuts back to the arena.

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Dance-Off: Seymour vs Corkscrewed.

The Dictator stands in the ring, awaiting the contestants.

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A Japanese tune hits, and the crowd give a tremendous reception to the New German Champion.

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Seymour poses for his fans on the stage, before walking down to the ring. He salutes his adoring fans, as Revolution theme hits.

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The fans boo as Corky makes his way down to the ring.

Dictator: Alright… Ze rules are simple… You vill take turns busting your best dance moves… Und zen ze fans vill decide ze vinner. Corkscrewed you can go first…

Corky steps forwards and starts to do his thang. He starts off with a shuffle.

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He adds hip sways to the shuffle.

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He finally reaches out and treats the crowd to some moves with his fast feet.

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Corky stops, and some sections of the crowd give barely audible cheers.

Dictator: Now it ist your turn, Seymour…

Seymour stands still for a moment, until a spotlight appears above him.

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Himmler: Look at him go, JG!

The crowd cheer for the amazing dance moves of Seymour.

Crowd: Seymour! Seymour! Seymour!

Seymour takes a bow, and looks to Dictator.

Dictator: So… Do you sink zat Corkscrewed deserves to vin?

The crowd boo loudly.

Dictator: Or do you sink zat Seymour deserves to vin?

The crowd cheer wildly.

Dictator: And you winner, Sey…

Suddenly…



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JG: Vot ze Hell ist Corky doing?!

Himmler: He ist just a sore loser!

JG: You lost ze contest fair und square!

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Corky stands over Seymour, smiling, before making his way to the back.

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During the break, the Fuhrer is shown adding his support to the EFSC: E-Feds Suck Campaign.

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Match 3: Shaggy vs Remy.

Let’s Get Retarded hits, and Remy comes out to a huge ovation.

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He runs down to the ring and poses for the audience, as End of Heartache begins to play.

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The crowd boo as Revolution member, and Hardcore Champion, makes his way down to the ring. He climbs into ring, and the match begins.

*DING DING*

Remy immediately nails a big dropkick on Shaggy, sending him to the outside. He follows him out of the ring, and smashes the Champ’s head on the crowd barrier. Shaggy bounces off to the floor, as the fans at ringside cheer Remy on. Remy kicks Shaggy in the gut, before rolling him back into the ring. Shaggy rolls all the way out the other side and hops into the crowd in an attempt to escape. Remy gives chase and flies over the barrier, nailing Shaggy in the back.

Crowd: :eek:

Remy drags Shaggy back to the ring and rolls him under the bottom rope. He makes the cover…

1…


2…


Shaggy gets a shoulder up!

Remy pumps up the crowd, and bounces off the ropes. He goes to drop a leg on Shaggy’s chest, but the Champ rolls out of the way and sends a knee into the side of Remy’s head. Shaggy shakes the cobwebs out and heads to the top rope. Remy slowly gets back to his feet, and Shaggy flies off the turnbuckle.

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He nails the big dropkick, and both men lie on the canvas. The referee starts to count to 10.

1…

2…

3…

4…

Both men slowly get to their knees.

5…

6…

They both stand up, and begin exchanging right hands in the middle of the ring. Remy gets the advantage, and nails a jawbreaker on his opponent. Shaggy falls to the mat, and Remy looks to the crowd. They cheer, encouraging him to go up to the top. Remy slowly climbs to the top rope.

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He launches himself off the top!

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Shaggy rolls out of the way, and Remy crashes back first into the mat!

Shaggy gets up and stands in the corner, preparing to charge.

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Remy does not get up, and the referee goes over to him. The ref quickly stands up and makes the ‘X’ signal to the back. He then signals for the bell.

*DING DING DING*

The medical team rush down to the ring, and the ref has a word with the ring announcer.

Frinkel: Your vinner by knock-out… Shaggy!

Shaggy looks confused, as the medical team and officials load Remy onto a stretcher.

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They carry him out of the ring, leaving Shaggy with the same confused look on his face.

Result: Shaggy Wins via Knock-Out.

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[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Adrian Moore approaches the Fuhrer backstage with a towel on his head.

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Adrian: Is that the best competition you got?

Hitler: Snotsky und Heidenrape are vorld class athletes…

Moore laughs.

Hitler: Don’t vorry, at Hindenburg Havoc I vill find you ze best opposition possible… On Nitro next veek I vill hold a number von contender metch, for anyvon who vishes to enter.

Adrian nods and walks away.

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Match 4: Steel Cage Match: X-Factor vs Skullbasher.

The cage hangs ominously above the ring, and the crowd get to their feet in anticipation of the match.

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St. Anger hits, and the Bite Me Bros appear on the ramp.

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The crowd boo as they make their way down to the ring. Skullbasher taunts a member of the audience, when suddenly…

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X-Factor attacks him out of nowhere!

JG: Vere did he come from?!

The big man tosses Skullbasher into the ring, and the cage begins to come down. X-Factor gets in the ring, as the officials seal the cage in position.

*DING DING*

X immediately goes to work on his opponent, hammering him into the corner with right hands. Skullbasher tries to battle out of the corner, but X-Factor slams his head into the cage. SB bounces back into the middle of the ring, and instinctively goes for the cage door. X-Factor stops him, and whips him into the ropes. Skull ducks under a clothesline, but is met with a big boot on his way back

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X-Factor makes the cover…

1…


2…


SB gets a shoulder up!

X-Factor picks him up and tosses him into the cage again. The big man looks around to see Bigstyle trying to climb into the cage, so he charges across the ring and knocks him down. Bigstyle falls to the floor and hits his head on the guardrail. SB suddenly regains some composure and nails a low blow on X-Factor. Both men take time to recover, but eventually get back to their feet.

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Skullbasher looks worried, and makes a quick dash for the top of the cage. X-Factor chases him and climbs up with him. He grabs SB’s foot as he tries to fall over the edge, and X-Factor gets on top of the cage.

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The men exchange right hands on top of the cage!

JG: Be careful dammit!

Skullbasher begins to fade, and looks as though he may slip at any time. X-Factor looks over the edge to see Bigstyle waving a steel chair. This gives enough time for SB to hit another low blow on the big man. Bigstyle starts to celebrate on the outside, when someone appears on the ramp.

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Himmler: Who ze hell ist zis?!

The stranger charges down to the ring and nails Bigstyle in the head with a trash can!

Skullbasher looks over the edge, giving X-Factor time to grab him by the throat!

X-Factor shoves SB back into the ring!

Crowd: HOLY S##T! HOLY S##T!

X-Factor climbs in after him, and makes the cover…

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1…



2…



3!

*DING DING DING*

X-Factor puts on a sadistic face.

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He exits the cage and shakes hands with the man that helped him. Both men walk up the ramp, leaving the beaten Bite Me Bros to suffer taunts and booing from the fans.

Result: X-Factor Wins via Pinfall.

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The Big Date: Slim & Owen.

Slim is shown waiting for his date in the corridor.

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Slim: Damn I wish that sucka would hurry up… I wanna get this s##t over with!

Slim stands waiting for a minute.

Slim: Forget this, I’m waitin’ in my locker room. If that sucka wants to date me so bad, he can come find me.

Slim walks down the corridor and opens his locker room door.



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Slim: Whatchoo doin’ in my room, sucka?!

Owen quickly drops the magazine.

Owen: Oh… Slimmy… I was just checking out your magazine collection… And I must say… It is wonderful… But I know what’d be a whole lot better…

Owen looks down to Slim’s groinal area.

Slim: Hey sucka! You ain’t goin’ down there! Now come on, let’s get this ‘date’ over with.

A small man walks in.

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Slim: Who the hell dat?

Owen: Oh that’s just Mini-Owen… He’s harmless…

The tiny man starts ‘attacking' Slim’s leg.

Slim: Get it offa me!

Owen: No Mini! Go play with Mini-Ilt!

Mini-Owen runs away, and Slim looks up angrily.

Slim: Hey man, you better not have any other punk-ass stunts planned for tonight.

Owen sighs, and both ‘men’ walk out the room and down the hall towards the arena exit.

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Owen: This will be a beautiful experience Slimmy… I can FEEL it…

Slim: Well as long as that’s all you can feel that aight by me.

Owen smiles to himself as the men reach the exit.

Owen: You wait outside, I’ll just be a moment…

Slim steps outside.

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The camera cuts back inside, and Owen is shown picking up a small bottle from a cabinet. He kisses the bottle and follows after Slim.

Owen: Coming… :naughty:



The men walk out the door and across the street, where they find a bar. They walk in and look around.

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Owen: Well aren’t you going to offer me a drink? I mean this is our first date, you have to impress me Slimmy.

Slim: Hey, this is gonna be our first AND last date. Getcho own damn drink…

Owen nods and makes his way to the bar.

Owen: *whispers* Bad move Slimmy.

Owen goes to the bar and orders a couple of beers. He takes a bottle out of his pocket and empties some pills onto the bar.

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He crushes several of them and tips them into one of the beers. Owen then smiles and carries the drinks over to where Slim has sat down. He passes him a beer.

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Slim: Look man, I’m sorry about what I said… I just hate that I’m here because I lost at Taboo Jewsday… I know you ain’t a bad guy really…

Owen gulps.

Owen: Well thank you… Now let’s drink up… We’ve got a BIG night ahead.

Slim downs his beer quickly, and sits back.

Owen: You finished already… Would you like a sip of my beer? Or would you prefer to stick to your own fluids tonight? ;)

Slim: Nah I’m aight… That was a fiiine beer… You know, this night ain’t lookin’ so bad af…

Slim collapses out of his seat to the floor. Owen looks over at him and smiles.

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Owen: Time to go my precious…

Owen picks up Slim and walks him to the door, shaking his head to men drinking at the bar.

Owen: I can’t take him anywhere, he’s such a handful…

He carries him down the street.

Owen: Just a few more blocks Slim, then it’s time for some fun. :naughty:



Owen carries Slim into a cheap hotel, and asks for a room. He hands over a wad of cash and is given a key in return.

Owen: Here we are…

Owen puts Slim down in their room.

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He rolls him onto the bed, and walks back to the door. He looks directly into the camera.

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Owen: Better move out the way boys… This could get messy. :naughty:

He hangs something on the door handle, and slowly closes it.

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During the break, a commercial for Hindenburg Havoc airs.

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Main Event: World Heavyweight Championship: Number 1 Contender: 5-Man OTTR Battle Royal: Danny Electric vs The Cock vs J Dogg vs Splaya vs Jackal.

Follow the Reaper hits, and the crowd cheer for J Dogg as he comes out to the ring.

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He waits in the ring, as Revolution’s theme hits.

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The crowd boo wildly as Splaya walks down to the ring. As soon as he steps through the ropes, Lunchbox hits…

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The crowd cheer madly for Danny Electric, who poses on the ramp before walking down to the ring. He stares down the other 2 men from the ring apron, as Nosferatu hits.

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The crowd give a mixed reaction to Jackal as the beast of a man charges down to the ring. The other 3 men quickly exit the ring before he slides in.

If ya smeeeeeeeeeeeell… What the Cock… Is cookin’.

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How We Do hits, and the fans go wild for the Cock as he makes his way to the ring.

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The People’s Champ makes his way down to the ring, and the other 3 men on the outside all get in.

*DING DING*

All 5 men look around, scouting out their opponents. Suddenly, Jackal walks into the centre of the ring.

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JG: Ist he challenging zem to attack?!

Himmler: Let’s see if anyvon ist stupid enough to do it!

Splaya backs away into the corner, but the other 3 men all slowly approach the beast. Jackal beats his chest with his hands, and signals for Cock, Danny, and Dogg to attack. All 3 men charge at him, grappling the beast into the ropes. Jackal throws each one of them away, and screams for them to attack again.

The 3 men charge back at Jackal, with J Dogg and Danny each grabbing a leg. The Cock pushes at the big man’s chest, as all 3 men try to get him up and over the top rope. They lift him onto the top rope, but the big man refuses to go over.

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JG: He ist too strong!

Splaya sees his opportunity, and runs across the ring. He starts to push all 4 men over the top!

JG: Splaya could vin it here!

The 4 men slowly tip over the top!


Jackal begins to fall, but gets a leg on the apron!


Splaya backs away and taunts the other men as they dangle over the top rope.

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Splaya bounces off the ropes and goes for a final charge to push them over!





He sends all the men over the top rope, but is grabbed by Jackal on their way. All 5 men fall to the outside, and the crowd go crazy.

*DING DING DING*

JG: Vot in ze HELL? Who ist going to Hindenburg Havoc?!

The 5 superstars argue on the outside, until…




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Hitler: Vell, it seems ve must call on technology to solve zis problem…

Everyone looks up to the Hitlertron, as footage of the incident plays.

JG: Zere ist no vay of telling! It looks like everyvon hit ze floor at ze exact same time!

The crowd look to the Fuhrer.

Hitler: Vell… It seems zat no-von ist ze clear vinner… Zerefore I am left viz no choice…

The superstars get back into the ring and listen.

Hitler: At Hindenburg Havoc… It vill be… Ze Vorld Heavveight Chempion, Lou P. Daight, versus…

He pauses.

Hitler: Ze Cock!

The crowd cheer.

Hitler: Versus Danny Electric!

The crowd cheer again.

Hitler: Versus Splaya!

The crowd boo.

Hitler: Versus J Dogg!

The crowd get back to cheering.

Hitler: Versus Jackal!

Half the crowd cheer, the other half boo.

Hitler: In ze first ever…

He pauses.




Hitler: EXTERMINATION CHAMBER METCH!!!

The crowd go wild, as the Fuhrer leaves the stage. The camera cuts to the ring to see the reaction of the superstars.

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Result: 5-Way Tie.

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The camera cuts to a hotel room, and shows a pair of feet…




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The camera slowly moves up the body…




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The camera then pans across the room to someone sat on a chair…






Owen: Slimmy… That was wonderful… And from now on… You will never forget the name… Oooooowendust.






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[Savior]

Slim did the eagle land?

[Azriel]

Slim's not gonna like this :lol:

[Nowhere Man]

That was more disturbing than a trip to the Jackal's petting zoo.

I'll have a promo up whenever the hell I'm finished with Raw.

[Loose Cannon]

MY Promo will continue later. Had to get it up before Nitro went up, that's why it cut short.

Slim, I will get you a ton of credibility back. Don't worry :naughty:

[The Answer]

Great Nitro.But wasn't their supposed to be a special referee in my steel cage match with Skullbasher?

[Splaya]

*splaya is shown in the back after the huge announcement*

Splaya: Me and 5 other guys, inside of the ultimate structure. They better be ready for hell because I'll be ready to deliver it.

*Crowd can be heard booing*

Splaya: As for the KPW, I say this. Go run your own corporation somewhere else. I hear you can start a new organization for 3.99 a month. When you come to NCW, your on REvolution's property. Keep coming here, LC, AND I WILL BE FORCED TO KICK YOUR ASS.

*Splaya takes the announcer and throws him down to the ground, and then proceeds to walk into REvolution's locker room.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Great Nitro.But wasn't their supposed to be a special referee in my steel cage match with Skullbasher?

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[Savior]

Oh shit I was looking for the same picture.....wierd.

[Hardkore Kidd J]

The site I get my pictures from is fucked up so for a while I don't know if I can get pictures for my character.
Children of Bodom hits and J Dogg makes his way out to the stage. The fans like always are loving every second of this.

J Dogg: Thank you all so much for giving me such a warm welcome to Cincinatti.

The fans cheer.

J Dogg: But, you should all save your cheers for this next PPV in the Extermination match, whatever the hell that is. Don't get me wrong I'm all for this match. It's a good idea to put five of the greatest wrestlers today in the same ring for one night. This PPV will be a night people talk about for years to come and I am going to make sure of that. Ya, see any match I'm in you can expect a good match. But this is for the title. SO Don't expect a good match expect a great match. Expect a match in which I kick some serious ass.

You see everybody else may not realise this but I am sick of standing in the shadows what other people want when they want it. Fuck that Bull shit. These fans want me to become a champ. And first and foremost I want to become a champ. I know it seems like I'm repeating myself in every promo and I'm sorry. It's just that nobody really seems that I could do it in the back. Everyone's been pointing and saying "you can't do it J Dogg" or "Cock is gonna win J Dogg" Well like I've said before I have to give Cocky his props, but sorry dude you're not going to win this match, but. i'll tell you what when I become champ I will take you on in a rematch. At any time at anywhere.

See, Like I've said all the time I am the future of NCW. Now, alot of people have been making fun of me saying stuff about me being a puppy. Well, come the PPV this puppy is going to evolve into a fierce vicious man eating rottweiler and this rottweiler is going to take over NCW and he's going to do it with the title over his shoulder. J Dogg is going to prove he's a winning champ once and for all.

J Dogg exits the ring.

[Corkscrewed]

BULLSHIT ENDING!!!! :p

:rofl: at all FIVE men going down at the same time. That's classic. But :wtf: at the date. Man... I'm never gonna look at Slim the same way again. :lol:

[SuperSlim]

crap my guy is screwed. I may use plastic surgery again... I'll think of some promo soon.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

:lol:

[GrandTheftGamer]

:::St. Anger plays as the Bite Me Brothers come to the ring:::
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Skullbasher - "Oh. How do I start this. First of all, I think I had the best match since I started my career back in my old wrestling company. X-factor showed that he was the better man and I respect that. What I don't respect is Bigstyle getting hit with a weapon when he wasn't in the match. Now first of all, later tonight, me and Bigstyle are going to Mr. Hitler's office to have a chat about that. That's not really the point I came out here. I came out here to talk about the #1 Contenders match. Mr. Hitler recently called me on my cell phone and asked me if I would enter it. And my answer to the offer is..."

:::X-factor's music starts playing as he come out:::
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X-factor - "Before you make your decision on it, I have to announce something myself. It is about the #1 contenders match. I have decided to enter the match. And just like I did at this past Nitro, I will beat you again. I can see it in your eyes that you are scared."
Skullbasher - "Scared? I'm not scared. And here's my decision on the match. I'm in. And I will beat you, no matter what it takes. If you beat me again, you've proven not only once but twice that you are the better man. I will try my best. And with Bigstyle at my back, we will beat you. You won't even stand a chance with this team."
X-factor - "You may say you will beat me, but in the end, I will be the best wrestler in the world. Now before we get into another fight, I have one question. What ever happened to your other two pals?"
Skullbasher - "You're wondering where they are? Look behind you."
:::Two wrestlers come out. X-factor looks behind him and sees them and starts to get scared. X-factor starts walking backwords only to be tripped by himself. The two wrestlers just walk past him and into the ring:::
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http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:N_DE8Y-3qgEJ:www.minnesotascore.com/articles/images/BrockLesnar.jpg
Skullbasher - "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Bite Me Brother's managers, Major Gunns and Lt. Guile. Together, we make up New Generation X. The only reason they're not wrestlers and only managers is because first of all, they're still on injury. Secondly, they are retiring from actuall wrestling but will still be wrestlers. But they aren't retiring for another year or two. They won't be wrestling often. Oh and to clear things up, the one that looks mildly like WWE wrestler Sgt. Slaughter is Major Gunns and the one that looks mildly like former WWE wrestler and Minnesota Vikings football player Brock Lesnar is Lt. Guile. These were once very powerful forces back in the old days."
:::X-factor staggers up with the microphone:::
X-factor - "Well, I have to go get ready for some stuff, so i'm going to leave."
:::X-factor leaves and Lt. Guile and Major Gunns enter the ring:::
Skullbasher - "Say hello to New Generation X. We have to go too but we will be back."
:::The Bite Me Brothers music plays and all four of them leave the arena as the broadcast ends:::

[Hardkore Kidd J]

J Dogg is in the back in his dressing room. He plops down on the leather recliner and puts his feet up. J Dogg smiles to himself.


J Dogg: [to himself] I still got it. Those fans loved me. I'm like a god here. I can't wait till the PPV. I will win that title and be dancing more then Seymore if they put mexican Jumping Beans in his fucking pants. Man this is going to be great. 3rd time I'm maineventing. Third fucking time. Things are really starting to look up to me. Why before I know it I'll be a legend. J Dogg the legend. Fuck Yeah that has a ring to it.

J Dogg hears a knock at the door.

J Dogg: The door is open.

2 small young kids and an older brother open the door.

J Dogg smiles and motions them to come in.

20 year old: Mr. J Dogg sir my name's Jon and this is my 8 year old brother Austin and his friend Spencer. We are all big fans of you Mr.J Dogg and we just had to meet you.

J Dogg: Please, Please, call me J Dogg. Wait screw that call me Mr. J Dogg. It'd be better when I become champ to sound more refined if ya know what I mean.


Jon: That's another thing we all know you're going to win that title off LPD.

J Dogg signs his name and takes some pictures with them.

They go to leave.

J Dogg: Hey hold on one second. I want to give you guys something.

J Dogg walks off screen to find something.

He brings back a duffel bag.

He takes out 3 of his new Jersey's.

He takes out a blue Sharpie out of his back pocket and signs the Jerseys and then gives it to the 3 kids.

And then he takes off 3 of his chains and gives it to them.

J Dogg: There, now you can rock the bling bling just like me.

ALl 3: Thanks J Dogg!

He gives all 3 of them a high five.

J Dogg: At the PPV when I win that match I'll be rocking the biggest piece of Bling Bling I've ever worn. The NWA title.

He puts on some more bling bling.

J Dogg packs his bag and zooms off in his Navigator. It had rims and everything.

J Dogg decides to pick up some more bling bling and then he goes to pick up some good looking suits.

J Dogg: If I want to be champ I got to dress like one. Pure gangster shit right here and that's just the way I like it. Man, I don't know anyone else who can look this good. God damn I'm sexy.

J Dogg gets back in his pimped out ride and drives over to the bar.

J Dogg seems a familiar face there.

J Dogg: Well, Well, Well, if it isn't the man who I'm going to pin at the PPV Jackal.

Jackal meanwhile is busting bottles over his head.

Jackal: You're never going to beat me J the times we met I've always been better then you and oh yeah I always will be better then you and further more you're never going to be the NCW champion. I'm going to show you exactly why people call me a Raven fucker.

J Dogg gives Jackal a very disturbed look.

J Dogg: Okay, wow, wow, hold on there big man that's a little too much information man. SOrry, man but I don't roll like that. We play on two different sides man.

Jackal: That's not what I meant what I meant to say was I'm going to stick a raven dildo up your ass.

J Dogg gives Jackal a even more disturbed look.


Jackal: I didn't mean that I mean...... oh fuck it I'm just going to win the match.

J Dogg: SOrry, Raven fucker but that's not how it's going to work. I am going to become the champ, no matter what sick things you do to my ass you sick freak.

Jackal: Hey, I'm not gay.... I'm just uhhhhhhhhhh very into sticking Ravens up people's asses. Uhhhhhhhhhh

Jackal gets up and runs out of the bar.

J Dogg: [muttering to himself] What a faggot.

[Danny Electric]

OOC - Awesome show. I'll get back to finding out who screwed me out of the title. I might pop on TNA to ask a few questions.

[Shaggy]

***Footage is shown from Nitro***


They both stand up, and begin exchanging right hands in the middle of the ring. Remy gets the advantage, and nails a jawbreaker on his opponent. Shaggy falls to the mat, and Remy looks to the crowd. They cheer, encouraging him to go up to the top. Remy slowly climbs to the top rope.

http://img195.exs.cx/img195/8250/remytoprope0ox.jpg

He launches himself off the top!

http://img198.exs.cx/img198/189/remyswanton20tj.jpg

Shaggy rolls out of the way, and Remy crashes back first into the mat!

Shaggy gets up and stands in the corner, preparing to charge.

http://img211.exs.cx/img211/8149/shaggysetupforspear7ko.jpg

Remy does not get up, and the referee goes over to him. The ref quickly stands up and makes the ‘X’ signal to the back. He then signals for the bell.

*DING DING DING*

The medical team rush down to the ring, and the ref has a word with the ring announcer.



***The Footage ends and the camera shows Toddy G Interviewing Shaggy with a smile on his face***

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Toddy G: "Well as everyone just saw from that footage you were successful in your match on Nitro against Remy. But the point of the matter is that many people believe that if Remy wouldnt of injured himself he might of beaten you. And that would of given him a hardcore title shot, what do you think of that?"

Shaggy: "MIGHT nothing he would of plain loss that match. Look at the footage I was set up for the Shagg Time and the match would of been over 3 seconds after I hit it. But instead he proved what I said all along. If you listen to these fans then you will only get injured. The fans were the ones who sent him to the top and thats the reason he is injured. Once again listening to the fans proved that he wasnt in my league."

http://img236.exs.cx/img236/6277/0566tc.jpg

Toddy G: "How do you feel about your fellow Revolution member Splaya getting a shot at the heavyweight title?"

Shaggy: "Im glad that in just a few weeks that heavyweight gold will be returning to the side of Revolution. Im happy that a Revolution member will hold the gold. Im happy because this is the start of the new Revolution. You see before Revolution was just here to bring members on and then kick them off thinking that it meant a damn. But you see unless Revolution had power no one would take notice in them. When I came on I decided to change that. Splaya and Cork might think Im trying to take over but all im trying to do is change Revolution. Before everyone just thought it was a stick in the mud. Im here to show that Revolution is what this sport is. I want to show the people a side of Revolution that they have never seen before. And if it takes people thinking im the new leader to make that happen then thats fine. Because when are journey is through everyone will be preparing for The Revolution."

***Shaggy walks off***
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Yea its pretty much crap but I kept on trying to think of something and basically sat here for an hour typing up stuff and then erasing it thinking that it didnt fit or wasnt good enough. Figured people would understand. Hopefully will post a better one later.

[RobertBatten]

http://www.bsww.de/archiv03/ppvpics03/ecwarena.jpg

Somewhere in Philly lies........

http://gr.bolt.com/games/dreamcast/action/ecw_hardcore_revolution2.jpg

It looks as if the captioning world of wrestling is going to be taken to thee EXTREME!

http://www.cjmarsicano.com/images/wrestling/ecwsign.JPG

Its looks as if the Extreme Caption Wrestling arena is setup and finally ready for use.

(please note: no wrestling/role-playing on a friday, its bingo night)

http://www.st-andrews-church.org/images/ecw_tea_party_2.jpg
All wrestlers from TNA/NCW are invited to bingo night this friday. (Promoters beware, wrestlers attending may be offered a contract)

[Corkscrewed]

Hotness.

[Drakul]

*click for audio* (http://www.vitaminic.com/cgi-php/get_file.php3?modo=4&bid=37947)
The Greatest English Men Through History
http://www.edinformatics.com/great_thinkers/219px-Shakespeare.jpg
William Shakespeare
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/discovery/revolutions/images/jardineih_newton_isaac.jpg
Sir Isaac Newton
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38942000/jpg/_38942511_winston_churchill.jpg
Winston Chruchill
The Greatest English Man Alive Today
http://www.freewebs.com/drakulpics/roy.PNG
"Royal" Roy Thatcher
Coming Soon To NCW

[Cool King]

*Cool King is backstage talking to a member of the production team*

Cool King: Did you see that advert,"Royal" Roy Thatcher I mean c'mon he won't last one second in NCW.

Cameraman:Yeah,one second

Cool King:You know something?

Cameraman:What?

Cool King:I never got a.....

*Allan Ways walks past*

Cool King: :mad:
http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/signjpegs/m/mustac40.jpg
Cameraman:Keep it Cool,Cool King!

Allan Ways:Hahahahaha! Loser!

Cool King: :mad:

Cameraman:Look,he's gone now.

Cool King:That doesn't matter now,you were right beside me when Allan low blowed me.

Cameraman:Haha,blowed!

Cool King:Oh grow up! Anyway you can show Hitler the footage of it.
So do you think you could do that for me?

Cameraman:Erm....I dunno,I might get....you know get fired and I have a wife and kids to support.

Cool King:You have a wife! man I thought you were gay!

*Crowd Laugh*

http://www.aisb.biz/woman%20headset.jpg
Woman:Your on in five Mr.King.

Cool King:*Sigh*I've told you before don't call me that,call me Cool King.

Woman:Sorry Mr.King I mean Cool King.

Cool King:See you later man.

Cameraman:See ya.

*Cool King is making his way to the ring when he is attacked by Allan Ways*

Allan Ways:Take that you....

*Allan Ways is knocked to the floor by the Cameramans camera*

http://www.fullzoom.com/cameraman.jpg
Man: :D

*Crowd Cheer*

Cool King:Thanks man.

Cameraman:Quickly your on!

*Open your eyes hits and the crowd cheer*

http://www.freewebs.com/ckph/285.JPG

*Cool King grabs the mic*

Cool King:Allan Ways.

*Crowd Boo*

Cool King:Allan,what you did to me was....well it was normal.

*Crowd seem confused*

Cool King:Yeah that is normal for me you see because I have lost most of my matches and the way I lost them was being screwed. But I know who is to blame for this and its none other that the refs!

And It is always the same ref ,but the one time I won a match It was a different ref. So what I'm saying is....that referee can't do his job! He can't count he can't see and he can't control a match!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jeffjarrett/55.jpg
Cool King:Now I don't know if I have a match but If I do I want a different referee!

*Open your eyes hits and Cool King leaves the ring and the camera fades to black*

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

...

[RobertBatten]

:Paul E appears at the NCW arena:

PE: It seems one of your roster has already defected.

http://www.wwe-germany.net/assets/images/sd8f.jpg

In this box i have one of YOUR FORMER NCW underused stars, the guy wasn't getting a break and being the man i am, im giving him the chance to shine.

[Splaya]

Ok, I'm requesting this guy to be banned

[Drakul]

Didn't Loose Cannon tell him not to do the ECW thing?

[RobertBatten]

Why? Im rping? I haven't got a home?

[Azriel]

Eh, let the guy have his fun.

[SuperSlim]

it isn't like he's gonna get anywhere or anything except annoying.

[h0tb0d179]

A large elephant is seen motioning for Wils'n
http://www.fiu.edu/~lahas/safari2002/elephant/elephant_with_gorgeous_ears.jpg
Suddenly a deep voice belows:
Wils'n...come ride me.
Wils'n: ummm...ehhh God?
Voice: No you idiot, the elephant.
Wisl'n: Ummm..ok.
Wisl'n climbs up onto the elephant
Wils'n: Can you fly?
There is no responce so Wils'n asks again
Wils'n: Can you fly?
Wils'n:
Wils'n: Can you fly? Can you fly?
Wils'n: Can you fly?
Wils'n: Can you fly?
Wils'n: Can you fly?
Wils'n: Can you fly?
Wils'n: Can you fly?
Wils'n: Can you fly?
elephant: wake up vu dumb boi
Wils'n: What? When did you get a Nazi accent?
Wils'n opens his eyes and sees his Uncle
Wils'n: Aaaaaahahahahahaaaa
Uncle Hitler: Vot is your problem?
Wils'n: ahahahahahaaaAAAAhhhhh
Uncle Hitler: Aahahaaaaaaaaaaa

http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/taboo_tuesday/images/16.jpg
Wils'n: aahahahahahaaa picks up his Uncle Hitler
"AiRpLaNE sPiNz"
Uncle Hitler: Aahahahaaaaaaa
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/taboo_tuesday/images/14.jpg

[Azriel]

:lol: I love it

[h0tb0d179]

finally

[SuperSlim]

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/3984/first1ki.th.jpg

*Slim surprisingly makes an appearance publicly after his awful ordeal with Owen Radd :mad:

http://picsisgood.tripod.com/RingsideWith/BookerT/images/screencaps/021.jpg
and the fans still love Slim :D

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/2213/third2gz.th.jpg

*Time for a pose

*Slim finally gets through posin and makes his way to the ring.

http://img207.exs.cx/img207/7659/slim36lu.jpg

Slim: First I just want to thank the fans for their get well cards. Much appreciated. Secondly I also want to thank the fans for still supporting me and cheerin for me even after that thing that happened on Nitro. Now to more important things.

http://img207.exs.cx/img207/5822/angryface0oq.jpg
*Angry face

Slim: OWEN! YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME? COME NITRO I’MA WHOOP THE HOMONESS OUT OF YA! You took advantage of me. You drugged me. Then I don’t even want to think about what you did in that room. But just know that I am gonna make sure that you wish that you were never born you sick sadistic freak. The match is set the time is Nitro now can you dig that SUCKAAAAAA!

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/9136/last0lx.th.jpg
*As Slim poses on the turnbuckle he sees someone on the ramp.

http://img191.exs.cx/img191/8136/owenradd3nd.jpgOwen: Slim hun, come Nitro I’ll finish what I started in the hotel. And you will never forget the name of…

Slim: I’LL KILL YOU!

*Slim jumps off the turnbuckle and starts runnin after him as Owen takes off running to the back, hops in his car and speeds off.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

:D

[Shaggy]

I say keep the ECW thing going...it seems like its just someone trying to jump aboard with something new and might become interesting.

Im guessing in the end we might see Slim Vs Owen Dust at mania....

[Azriel]

Nah, Slim and Owen should happen at Nitro. Slim should have a title match at Mania

[Cool King]

*Cool King is seen talking on the phone*

http://www.freewebs.com/ckph/Cool%20King%20Phone%20Box.JPG

Cool King:So do I have a match?

Voice:Yeah you have a match against Wils'n at Nazi Nitro.

Cool King:Wils'n!? :rofl:

Voice:Hey man don't laugh,Wils'n has never had a match,your his first match and nobody knows how good he is and It would really be embarrassing if he beat you.

Cool King:man your right*Cool King gets drowned out by heavy traffic*

Voice:Where the hell are you?

Cool King:I'm in a phone box. :$

Voice:Why are you using a phone box,don't you have a mobile phone?

Cool King:I did have one but It kinda got stolen when I was signing autographs because a kid came up to me and he said....

Wils'n: HELLO!

Cool King: Jesus Christ! :eek: look man I'll call you back*Hangs Up*

Wils'n:Hello Cool King! :wave:

Cool King:Look,Wils'n,when someone is on the phone you don't jump out of nowhere and shout hello because It could give someone a heart attack.

Wils'n: :|

Cool King:Wils'n,at Nazi Nitro we have a match and I know this Is your first match.

Wils'n:I have a match! WOW my first match! Well Cool King it looks like I gonna whoop your sorry ass! :lol: *Wils'n runs away*

Cool King: :mad:

http://www.starkdavingmad.com/pics/0104/cousins.jpg
Hat kid: :wtf:

Cool King:I don't know him. :$

*Camera fades to black*

[SuperSlim]

yeah give Slim, I mean me, a shot at Mania. I mean look at what I've, I mean Slim, has been through for ratings. :D

[The Naitch]

http://img208.exs.cx/img208/5101/djah218ux.jpg

Arnold: Yeahhhh, at the Exturrrmination Chamba, this man, my succesor in Hollywood, The Cock guarandamnteeeez to walk OUUUT of the Chambaa, the NCW World Heavyweight Chaaampion. Tell em Cock

Cock: Yup yup yup. My partner in crime, The Governator will tell you like it is. And that come Extermination Chamber time, The Cock will eliminate all them sumbitches and capture The NCW Championship. Now excuse me, Arnold and I have to hop in our spaceship to battle aliens in a galaxy far far away. :cool:

[RobertBatten]

I say keep the ECW thing going...it seems like its just someone trying to jump aboard with something new and might become interesting.


Smart guy. I've always rated Shaggy from his Team Sexy days. I've always read both C-fed threads and wanted to make an impact.

[Loose Cannon]

It's a cool idea. Problem is: It's the same exact idea my stable (KPW) is doing.

[Corkscrewed]

:lol: I had a feeling that was it, LC, but I also figured that maybe you were doing the cross-promotion thing where you showed up in both feds and pulled Brian Pillmans.

[Loose Cannon]

yea, I kind of am doing a thing where KPW shows up everywhere, but I won't wrestle for NCW. Just make random appearences like yesterday.

LOL yea, the Pillman thing was great. He gets "fake" fired by WCW and everyone thinks it's real. Shows up in ECW. Blasts WCW and Bischoff. Goes back to WCW. Asks for a "fake" release. WCW gave him a real one thinking it would spice up the storyline a little and he SIGNS WITH WWF right after :rofl:

[McLegend]

It's a cool idea. Problem is: It's the same exact idea my stable (KPW) is doing.
You mean OUR stable :foc:

:lol:

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

...

[Savior]

Whoo title shot will promo tonight or tomorrow.

[Splaya]

Revolution is seen sitting in the back*

Splaya: You know, I spent 2000 dollars of my money, my lottery ticket won money, buying you that damn DDR machine and you still lost.

Corky: Yeah well, I got Seymour good. He will be feeling the Cork Bomb for awhile.

Splaya: Yeah well I gave Stacy a gift certificate to the Chanel store in New York.

Cork: Really? You two getting serious?

Splaya: Eh it's tough to say. *He starts to grin*. Didn't cost me a penny though.

Corky: Really, how did you not pay for it.

Splaya: Cause I took the money out of your bank account and put it in a gift certificate for her.

Corky: You did what :mad:

*With that Corky takes a chair and throws it through the wall. Splaya looks worried all of a sudden.

Splaya: Cork, chill man, I was just kidding. :lol:

Cork: Good :mad:

Splaya: :shifty:

Cork: What are you hiding :mad:

Splaya: Nothing, so hey where's shaggy.

*All of a sudden a beeping sound is heard and they turn around. They see Shaggy playing DDR.

Shaggy: Man Corky, I bet you I could whip your ass at this.

Corky: I don't play for 5 bucks there chump.

Shaggy: Chump? Chump? Bitch, I'll put 2000 dollars on the line.

Corky: Dude, your so done.

Splaya: No Corky you can't you already have lost 2000 dollars today.

Corky: What :rant:

Splaya: Nothing :shifty:

*Shaggy and Corky play. Shaggy gets the shit beat out of him. As Shaggy is paying Corky his money Stacy walks in. She tells Splaya she will be right out, that she has to change real quick.*

Corky: Hey man, Splaya, let's go celebrate my victroy. I'll take you and Stacy out.

Splaya: :shifty: Naw man, go put it in your bank account.

Cork: Why would I do that?

Splaya turns around to see Stacy.

Splaya: Hey you ready?

Stacy: Yeah. Oh hey thanks for giving me that 2000 dollars to go to Chanel today. I really like the outfit I'm wearing right now. Thank you.

*Corky looks at splaya. :mad: Splaya, seeing Cork's eyes and how looks could kill, quickly escorts Stacy out of the room. He then comes back in.

Splaya: Hey man, at least you got your money back.

Corky: Yeah. I'm just going to password protect my bank account now.

Splaya: Yeah man, you should. I heard Seymour is a hacker and was getting ready to any day now.

Corky: WHAT!!! Ok your off the hook, now where is that Japenese bitch.

*Corky starts running down the hallway as Splaya and Stacy make their way out of the arena*



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OOC: Sorry about no captions guys, I'm at school right now and did not feel like doing any. I might have a HUGE suprise tommorow if Jabba allows it.

[Savior]

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/4052/Cena8.jpg
Yo yo yo
You about to see me become the first double champ
Seymour your going down faster then Ann Frank in a concentration camp
I could beat anyone in your stable doesn't matter if there big lumpy n' mean,
a little ching chong bitch, or a little mexican jumpin bean.
yeah cause I'll stab you, mash you and thrash you
anyone who thinks different can suck on my cashews
*points to nuts*
I'll cripple you so you never come back
We'll finally have a german hold the strap
*Mostly cheers but some boos*

[The Naitch]

nice rap Pauly :y:

[GrandTheftGamer]

:::The New Generation X’s theme plays as Major Gunns and Lt. Guile make their way to the ring:::
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:N_DE8Y-3qgEJ:www.minnesotascore.com/articles/images/BrockLesnar.jpg
http://img207.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img207&image=ltguile11sv.jpg
:::John Heidenrape and Gene Snotsky’s music hits and they both come out:::

Howard Frinkel – “Ze following match-up will bez scheduled forz one fallz and itz will be a tornado tag-team match.”

:::The referee calls for the bell and the match gets underway:::

:The match starts with all four of them throwing punches at them. Lt. Guile and Major Gunns get suplex’s on both Heidenrape and Snotsky. Then, all four of them are putting cruiserweight-style moves on each other. The match is going great until…:

:::The two Bite Me Brothers come out and head to the ring:::
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:::Skullbasher looks for a weapon under the ring as Bigstyle stares at Major Gunns and Lt. Guile, as they are staring back. Skullbasher pulls out a sledgehammer:::
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:::Skullbasher goes into the ring, as Bigstyle follows. They both start staring at Major Gunns and Lt. Guile, then at Heidenrape and Snotsky. Then, Skullbasher hits Major Gunns with the sledgehammer, and then Lt. Guile gets hit with the sledgehammer:::

Dictator – “What waz that? I taught day were partnerz? What happened?”

:::Bigstyle comes behind Lt. Guile and applies the Camel Clutch while Skullbasher applies a headlock to Major Gunns:::
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:vc4DoqgnkPEJ:www.wrestlingphotos.net/WWF/hogan2.jpg
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:_MmuUF0YzuMJ:slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/backlash2003_cena.jpg
:::They both stop and Skullbasher gets a microphone:::
Skullbasher – “Hah. You guys think you’re so tough. Well. I’ve got news for you. I got a call from the owner of the old wrestling company we were in and he wants you back there. He says you’re not experienced enough to be here.”

:::Skullbasher picks up the sledgehammer and bashes Lt. Guile and Major Gunns some more. The medics come down to the ring and take Guile and Gunns away on stretchers:::

::Later That Day::

:::The Hitlertron starts showing some video footage at the hospital:::
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Doctor – “Well, it seems that Lt. Guile here suffered a broken back and neck. Major Gunns has suffered a broken tailbone, neck, and will need surgery on his knee. We think they will be out for over a year.”
:::The broadcast goes back to the arena. Skullbasher and Bigstyle start laughing:::
Skullbasher – “Wow. I just beat Heidenrape and Snotsky with the help of Bigstyle. I had to do Gunn and Guile’s jobs for them. I’m glad they’re out. I hope they stay out. Well, I’m out.”
:::The Bite Me Brother’s music starts playing and they leave the arena:::


Ok, sorry about the new music and the crappy images. It still focuses on what I’m talking about.

[The Naitch]

^^^ fuck, here comes the pain

by pain, I mean the fuckin music shit you use in your promo.

Get rid of it please

[The Answer]

:::The New Generation X’s theme plays as Major Gunns and Lt. Guile make their way to the ring:::


LOL the chick with the huge tits

[GrandTheftGamer]

Alright, but only one of them. Try getting to another page if you want to get rid of it. SPAMALAMA DING DONG! Just SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, try it if you like it, try it if you like it (referring to a song).

[The Naitch]

post your pic, The Answer so we can judge you based on your looks. That would be great

[Loose Cannon]

lol at avatar. everytime I see it, I'm gonna laugh.

[The Naitch]

Alright, but only one of them. Try getting to another page if you want to get rid of it. SPAMALAMA DING DONG! Just SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, try it if you like it, try it if you like it (referring to a song).

nah

[The Answer]

post your pic, The Answer so we can judge you based on your looks. That would be great

What are you stalking me? I don't have a scanner so do you know any other way to get a pic on the net.Plus you know im a dude right...

[The Naitch]

lol, nice way to back down. Keep up the good work

[The Naitch]

lol at avatar. everytime I see it, I'm gonna laugh.

who's avatar? I know da_king loves mine

[Loose Cannon]

The giant Cock hitting Benoit in the face in "The Answers" avatar :lol:

[The Naitch]

lol

The Answer's c-fed gimmick:

A guy who wears a mask because he's too afraid to show his face in public. We could use a masked Kane, but that would be disrespect to Dark_Kane. And we all know DK is a huge fan favorite.

Rey Rey is already El Nino.

Maybe The Answer could be The Shockmaster or something :lol:

[The Naitch]

plus The Answer would go on judgemental rampages about wrestlers' wives, only to realize that his own wife is an ugly fat woman who has a moustache

[The Answer]

http://img67.exs.cx/img67/138/microbe1ks.jpg

Can u see a pic?

[The Naitch]

red x

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Please can people start to put the names of anyone involved in their promo in the title (see the word ANNOUNCEMENT in this post). It makes it much easier for people to find what they need to read.

[Hardkore Kidd J]

A pimped out Explorer comes driving up. J DOgg gets out of the car and helped his wife out of the car.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:BtemmkoT-mkJ:www.livtyler.wz.cz/wallpapers/Liv_Tyler_122701110432PM738


Liv: Come on J Dogg Let's go have some fun.

J Dogg::naughty: Don't worry Baby the night is young.

J Dogg and his wife go into this club.

Liv: Why are here again nothing here but a bunch of white guys pretending to be black and hip hop music.

J Dogg: Hey, Hey, wow wow don't make fun of my posse baby.


http://www.roaddogg.net/roaddoggbackstage001.JPG

Liv: I'm sorry. But can't you do this some other time when you said a romantic evening this isn't really what I planned. I mean don't you remember the last time we did something like this.

*flash back*http://www.roaddogg.net/roaddoggbackstage025.jpg

J Dogg: Hey no one ever told me it was illegal to accidently kill someone.

Liv: That's not the point You said we'd have a romantic evening.

J DOgg seems to think about what she said.http://www.roaddogg.net/1998roaddogg001.JPG

J Dogg: I don't remember promising something like that.

Liv: Please, we have romatic nights all the time.

J Dogg: You're right and since I know diddley shit about this whole romance out thing I'll let you choose what we do.

Liv: Well a nice dinner would be nice.

J Dogg imagines dinner at a pizza place.

J Dogg: You got it.

Liv makes J Dogg stop at a fancy restaurant.

J Dogg: [muttering under his breath] Son of a bitch.

They have a nice dinner.

After J Dogg punches out the waiter for looking at his wife and then drives away.

Liv: That was kinda romantic. Wasn't what I had in mind but, at least you're trying. Let's just go home.

J Dogg: Hell no you wanted a romantic night and it's not over yet.

Liv: Well, maybe we should do it another time.

J Dogg smiles.

J Dogg: Well, if you insist.

[The Naitch]

:naughty:

[The Answer]

plus The Answer would go on judgemental rampages about wrestlers' wives, only to realize that his own wife is an ugly fat woman who has a moustache

Burn....oh. She looked bloated in that pic admit it.BTW Im not the one going around stalking another dude to see his picture like a homo.I bet you really got ur rocks off with Kane Knight's pics.I actually went to the photo album to see the chick magnet that was Kane Knight.Which pic did u like best? The one where he is in a skirt and wearing what looks to be woman's wig ?. And to think he actually had the audacity to say that I never saw a chick naked... :nono: pathetic

[The Naitch]

Burn....oh. She looked bloated in that pic admit it.BTW Im not the one going around stalking another dude to see his picture like a homo.I bet you really got ur rocks off with Kane Knight's pics.I actually went to the photo album to see the chick magnet that was Kane Knight.Which pic did u like best? The one where he is in a skirt and wearing a women's wig ?. And to think he actually had the audacity to say that I never saw a chick naked... :nono: pathetic

lol since you have no clue, I'll explain it to you.

I'm asking you to post your pic so we can judge you based on your looks, just like your little thread about Rock's wife. It's only fair, right? So are you going to post your pic or what? I see a red X. The red X looks bloated and can use an extreme makeover.

[The Naitch]

oh and when did I say that you never saw a chick naked? Nice one, toots.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

The only time I want to see a red X is if I accidentally open a thread called RaddCock.

[The Answer]

lol since you have no clue, I'll explain it to you.

I'm asking you to post your pic so we can judge you based on your looks, just like your little thread about Rock's wife. It's only fair, right? So are you going to post your pic or what? I see a red X. The red X looks bloated and can use an extreme makeover.

:rofl: The red X was me trying out an image for my promo because for some reason I can see my taker pics but others can't.A taker pic was supposed to show up.

And as for my pic.If I don't have a scanner what do you want me to do.Go out and buy one just to post a pic here :nono:

[The Naitch]

good job toots.

[Savior]

Good luck Naitch and jabba. (thats street for thank you)

[The Naitch]

Savior, you are so hood. Toss it up yo!

[Cool King]

*Cool King is backstage when he notices Owen Radd*

Cool King:Hi Owen.

Owen:Oh Hi Cool King.

Cool King:So how did you date go?
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dustinrhodes/10.jpg
Owen:Good,It was good.

Cool King:Oh that's good.

Owen:Yeah really good.

Cool King:Good.

*Silence for a couple of seconds*

Owen:So I hear you have a match against Wils'n.

Cool King:Yeah

Cool King and Owen Radd: :-\

Cool King:So....

Owen:So....

Cool King:This is kinda erm....

Owen:Uncomfortable?

Cool King:Yeah thats the word!

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/jeffjarrett/20.jpg
Cool King:So,do you have a match?

Owen:Yeah against Slim.

Cool King:O.K,well I gonna go now so I'll catch you later.

Owen:O.K

*Cool King walks off screen*
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/d/dustinrhodes/20.jpg
Owen:Oh thank GOD that's over!

*The camera cuts to Cool King*

Cool King:Oh thank GOD that's over!

[Savior]

http://img210.exs.cx/img210/1738/tim56012ee.png
Bling-Bling

[The Answer]

http://olympia.fortunecity.com/undertaker/692/tkrmicimg/microbe.JPG

(X-Factor in the middle of the ring with a smile on his face)

X-Factor:I told you all that Skullbasher was no match for me in the cage and my theory proved to be bang on.Bang was the word of the day though as that big goon bigstyle tried his best to stop me.He did not know that I had planned on his intervention in the match and I came prepared.I prepared by finding the most psychotic and dark S.O.B I could find. Now without further interruption let me introduce the newest memeber of the the Mercenaries of Darkness.......TRIPLE OG!!!!!

Ghost by Tupac begins playing and....

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/newjack/02.jpg

X-Factor:What's up with the trash can? You expecting someone to show up

Triple OG:Nah X,these are like my kicks I never leave home without them

X-Factor: lol hmm X I like that

Triple OG: Ya dawg it fits you better than X-Factor

X-Factor:Agreed, X it is

Triple OG: Now let's get down to some buisness X.Now if their is one thing Triple OG knows it's gold and one of the reasons I came to NCW is to get some more gold to match my stell here.What do you think X?

X:I totally agree with you and the first step is this tag team title numer one contendership match against those two goons the hash bros.I gotta ask you triple,Are you going to let me down the same way Johnny Karagious did?.

Triple OG:No way bro.Bring out a jobber I want to send a message.

(Local jobber comes out and this was the end result)

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/newjack/13.jpg

Triple OG: That proof enough for ya X

http://olympia.fortunecity.com/undertaker/692/tkrmicimg/takerlookdown.jpg

X: Without a doubt

(They go backstage and enter themselves in the tournament)

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Latest piece of NCW merchandise to hit the shelves:

http://img185.exs.cx/img185/4391/gettheeoutshirt2yl.jpg

[GrandTheftGamer]

:::Skullbasher and Bigstyle are walking around Time Square in New York City:::
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Lq4XYfGEbpkJ:www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/tbeglin/NewYork/Times%2520Square%2520Dec%252030.jpg
Skullbasher - "You know. We're here in New York for the next couple of days. And a lot of people in the NCW don't really like our attitudes. Maybe it's time for a change."
Bigstyle - "You know. I was thinking the same thing. Hey. Here's a makeover shop. Maybe we're in luck."
:::They walk in the shop:::
Store Owner - "Oh. How mays I helps yous two?"
Skullbasher - "We were hoping we could get a makeover. We want to fit in with everyone else."
Store Owner - "I gots just thes tings."
5 HOURS LATER
Skullbasher - "Wow! We look so cool."
Bigstyle - "I know."
:::Camera turns to their faces:::
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:_wO6DSEO34AJ:www.gerweck.net/toocool.jpg
Skullbasher - "With this new personality, i think it's time for a new name. I shall now be known as Daddy Cool."
Bigstyle - "Nice. I think i'll stay the same. Hey. We have to get back to the NCW arena."
15 MINUTES LATER
:::Daddy Cool and Bigstyle's theme plays (I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace) and they both come out onto the stage:::
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:W4InFYxGiSoJ:rmfoley.tripod.com/Images/Too%2520Cool.jpg
Daddy Cool - "How's everyone liking the new Bite Me Brothers?"
*Crowd starts cheering*
Daddy Cool - "Not only did my name change, but so did our tag-team name. Folks, I give you, 2 Cool 2 B Cool! We will still be in the #1 contenders match at Nazi Nitro, so don't you people start worrying. And with the new name comes a new entrance song. Monkeys, hit it."
:::New theme starts playing (Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theme - Adult Swim):::
<embed src=http://clickit.go2net.com/search?pos=3&ppos=0&plnks=0&uplnks=13&cat=audio&cid=372373&site=srch&area=srch.noncomm.yahooaudio&shape=textlink&cp=info.dogpl&cluster-click=0&pd=0&coll=1&query=aqua+teen+hunger+force+theme&rawto=http://aquateencentral.com/sound/schoolly%20d%20-%20aqua%20teen%20hunger%20force%20(short).mp3 autostart=false>
:::2 Cool 2 B Cool start to dance to the song and the crowd cheers:::
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2cVAQ-xvySkJ:images.art.com/images/products/large/10043000/10043397.jpg
(Ignore Rikishi in the image, it's all I could find at the moment)
Daddy Cool - "Well, we have to go show off our new style to the ladies. We'll be back."

[The Naitch]

Latest piece of NCW merchandise to hit the shelves:

http://img185.exs.cx/img185/4391/gettheeoutshirt2yl.jpg

NICE!!!

(A Naitch and Jabba creation)

:naughty: <--- Jabba

:cool: <--- Naitch

[The Naitch]

seriously, Jabba is the man. First he creates The Cock's first shirt. (Check out NCW Shopzone)

Then he creates the Get The E Out shirt

Plus he's gonna make me another one later :naughty:

[Savior]

Don't forget your door.

[GrandTheftGamer]

Do you want to look cool like 2 Cool 2 B Cool? Wanna where there bling? Well, at the NCW Shopzone, you can by all there bling. Coming Tuesday, February 22 is when you can be cool like 2 Cool 2 B Cool. Get the cool out of you!

New Bling:

Daddy Cool's Dollar Bling
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:EsbKAoce62AJ:www.off-corso.nl/uploaded/exhibitions/bling%2520(1)better.jpg

Bigstyle's Dollar Bling
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbnov0lrTNgcgIJ:adaptivestrategies.com/bling_bling.jpg

2 Cool 2 B Cool Dollar Bling
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:LG0skTE-insJ:angie.datavibe.net/gifs/bling.jpg

Daddy Cool's Watch
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:34QiPFtQ8DAJ:www.creativewatch.co.uk/guess/guess-bling-20years-90144g1-large.jpg

2 Cool 2 B Cool Top
http://im.edirectory.co.uk/products/1462/images/bling.jpg

COMING NEXT MONTH:
2 Cool 2 B Cool Pimpcycle 1
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:fUCFoklNmJIJ:www.sportsbikerider.com/useruploads/production/SBR69_MY%2520BLING%2520BLING%2520HAYA.jpg

2 Cool 2 B Cool Pimpcycle 2
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5tfq9g8tPHAJ:www.marcymarc.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/bling_bling_bicycle.jpg

[The Naitch]

lol, you might have found your niche. Just stop posting the music things in your promos, or else it will be deleted. Congratualtions. You are Scotty 2 Hotty, right?

[The Naitch]

I can find a picture of The Rock teasing Scotty in the shower room :y: