Vanilla Midget’s (Eddy and Benoit)

[ICESHOCK]

Nobody likes this Vanilla Midget’s (Eddy and Benoit)… They are overrated, and the small minded folk on the forums are brainwashed to like them by the "freak"... The needs to be a crusade ridiculing these Vanilla Midget’s, this thread must not go unnoticed… I for one prefer the power squash style of Nash and Goldberg… and I see the potential in Snitsky and Heidenreich as well!! You need to see the truth; you need to see that Nash and Goldberg are the real talented wrestlers... because of their size!!

[Loose Cannon]

I don't see you lasting very long.

[Funky Fly]

1. Use proper grammar or I'll ban you.
2. Don't make too many topics in one day or I'll ban you.
3. Don't shit all over 2 of my favourite wrestlers or I'll cry... and then I'll ban you.

[KingofOldSchool]

I like you John.

I like you too Gene.

*breaths heavily*

[Kapoutman]

Yeah. Size makes someone a better wrestler. Just look at Giant Silva, El Gigante, King Mable, Reese, etc.

[Kapoutman]

I like you John.

I like you too Gene.

*breaths heavily*

Now this was hilarious. I am still waiting for an angle where John reads a poem to Gene, who falls in love. Then we see a vignette of them in a gay bar, and they see a Village People Hommage band. This gives them ideas, they start dressing as firemen and become a tag team. Then after their entrance, John reads a poem to some techno music while Gene strips, and shoots some foam into the crowd with a fake firehose. Then poles come down from the ceiling of the arena and Chris Masters comes to dance with them.

[Xero]

Wow, I didn't know Vince McMahon joined the forums... I guess he has a lot of time on his hands what with the quad injury and all. How ya doing Vince?

:shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

Now this was hilarious. I am still waiting for an angle where John reads a poem to Gene, who falls in love. Then we see a vignette of them in a gay bar, and they see a Village People Hommage band. This gives them ideas, they start dressing as firemen and become a tag team. Then after their entrance, John reads a poem to some techno music while Gene strips, and shoots some foam into the crowd with a fake firehose. Then poles come down from the ceiling of the arena and Chris Masters comes to dance with them.

:lol:

[Kane Knight]

Okay, I know it's hard for people to grasp, but a plural like "vanilla midgets" does NOT require an apostrophe.

[Kane Knight]

Who is "the freak" anyway? Is he some magic gnome that lives in your penis?

[Bad Company]

I like Nash and Goldberg as much as Eddie and Benoit :o

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Worse gimmick poster ever.

[Kane Knight]

***Worst

[Loose Cannon]

god, these new posters really are terrible. There's been a lot over the past month. And judging by our latest member, it doesn't look to get any better.

[M. Banana]

I joined recently.. am I a bad poster? Yeah.. probably.. =\

[Loose Cannon]

no, not you. There's been a number though.

[Kane Knight]

I joined recently.. am I a bad poster? Yeah.. probably.. =\
Yes.

Who are you again?

[Innovator]

na na na na

na na na na

hey hey hey

goooooodbye

[SuperSlim]

this is sad. :'(

[MVP]

ICESHOCK'S profile pic is symbolic of his posting tenure here.

[Volchok]

remember when we used to get new people in who didn't suck?

[Innovator]

when i started i was nowhere near as shitty/annoying

[M. Banana]

I feel so rejected.. or for those who understand slang better..

I feel so Kane Knighted..

[Kane Knight]

I feel so rejected.. or for those who understand slang better..

I feel so Kane Knighted..
Incredubly sexy?

[Volchok]

kane knight is my idol...

[James Steele]

Man, I looked over my old posts and realized what a little shit I was. Now, I don't feel so bad.

[BigDaddyCool]

Eddy was never a vanilla midget. It was beniot and malinko that were the vanilla midgets. Eddy was always the spicy mulletheaded midget.

[Volchok]

James.. when you first came you where not shit.. you where the man.. :y:

[Kane Knight]

kane knight is my idol...
Flattery will ghet you nowhere.

Now if you throw in some Whiskey...

[Sting Fan]

Worst part is little trolls like this will beat me too 1000 posts.

[Transplant]

Worst part is little trolls like this will beat me too 1000 posts.

...and have sex with your girlfriend.

[Corkscrewed]

IP check?

But yeah... it's like every new poster has at least three red tics already.

[ICESHOCK]

How could anyone like them? Especially Guerrero his is a typical Spaniard… He is a drug addict, he lies, cheats, kills and steals!! That’s a Spanish man and a black man in a nut shell!! As we all know, niggers are 1000 times worse than spik's but I won’t get started on that at this time!!

I have a new Eddy Theme (replaces his old lyrics)

Viva La Boring
If you ain’t stealing you ain’t Spanish
I Suck, I Suck, I Suck

[Loose Cannon]

How could anyone like them? Especially Guerrero his is a typical Spaniard… He is a drug addict, he lies, cheats, kills and steals!! That’s a Spanish man and a black man in a nut shell!! As we all know, niggers are 1000 times worse than spik's but I won’t get started on that at this time!!

I have a new Eddy Theme (replaces his old lyrics)

Viva La Boring
If you ain’t stealing you ain’t Spanish
I Suck, I Suck, I Suck


OK, GOOD BYE :wave:

[Kane Knight]

How could anyone like them? Especially Guerrero his is a typical Spaniard… He is a drug addict, he lies, cheats, kills and steals!! That’s a Spanish man and a black man in a nut shell!! As we all know, niggers are 1000 times worse than spik's but I won’t get started on that at this time!!

I have a new Eddy Theme (replaces his old lyrics)

Viva La Boring
If you ain’t stealing you ain’t Spanish
I Suck, I Suck, I Suck

Troll, gimmick poster, retard, or just the newist member of the Coldwaver Coalition?

[Kane Knight]

*Newest.

[Kane Knight]

And he forgot indians. How do you think we manage to clean up at Casinos?

[DaveWadding]

Kane Knight is my bitch.

[Kane Knight]

Kane Knight is my bitch.
Even Downunder's not THAT drunk.

[jerichoholic169]

what an assclown...

[Kane Knight]

what an assclown...
I Agree: BAND WADDING.

[Kane Knight]

SHIT. Did it again.

[M. Banana]

Incredubly sexy?

But of course... what else could it POSSIBLY be?

[M. Banana]

I am Kane Knight's bitch..

[tucsonspeed6]

How does one become a "Guest" anyway? I want to have an alterego guest screen name so I can troll other trolls threads. Then the first troll would say to me, "Hey, troll! Stop trolling up my troll turf, trolly troll!"

Seriously, though it's been almost a year that I've been here. I remember when I first signed up we had so many cool people signing up at the same time. Pure Hatred signed up the same weekend as me, and even though he's gone now Moongoose McQueen was just as much a genius. Now we get "ICEPICKUPMYASS" trying to piss me off with half-hearted crap like this. Freakin' Lame.

[Goulet]

How could anyone like them? Especially Guerrero his is a typical Spaniard… He is a drug addict, he lies, cheats, kills and steals!! That’s a Spanish man and a black man in a nut shell!! As we all know, niggers are 1000 times worse than spik's but I won’t get started on that at this time!!

I have a new Eddy Theme (replaces his old lyrics)

Viva La Boring
If you ain’t stealing you ain’t Spanish
I Suck, I Suck, I Suck


"I won't take part in any naggarisms!" I hate Jews, A-Rabs, All sorts of Chinks!" They Stank!!!

:roll:

[Kane Knight]

How does one become a "Guest" anyway?
Get banned. The easiest way is to say you slept with RDD's mom. He hates competition.

[The One]

I wish I was over enough to do a racist gimmick :(

[Kane Knight]

You are.