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03-08-2005, 06:29 PM
So post your all time favourite promos, preferably of your own making.
Here are my personal favourites.
*Hindenburg Hulk Hitler is shown backstage, walking with authority*
*The Roach appears from behind a pile of boxes*
Roach: Hulk, could we get a word from you on Splaya's comments?
*HHH stares at Roachman, and takes the mic from him*
HHH: I hef told you before, I vill not answer kvestions from a man whos skin is as black as ze night.
*HHH goes to strike the Roach, but the interviewer runs away out of sight of the camera*
*HHHitler looks into the camera*
HHH: Splaya..... You sink zat you are zome kind of American hero?
HHH: Surely zat vould be a contradiction in terms. You see, zere are no American heroes, zere are only American pigs! Your nation's goal in life ist to become fat und round by consuming large amounts of choke-olate und coca-cola. Zese are not sings zat a masterful prowd nation, such as Deutschland, vould strive for. Ve strive for perfection..... Ve strive to make ze vorld a better place for our perfect children..... Ve strive to rid ve vorld of filz, such as ze dirty Jews und ze homosexual scum! I vould not be surprised if you, ze Splaya, were found in ze sinful bed of anozer man!
*The crowd can be heard booing*
*HHH looks up, and addresses the crowd*
HHH: Perhaps you are all homosexuals too.
*The crowd's booing intensifies*
*The crowd boo louder, before eventually stopping*
HHH: Everyvon in zis arena dreams of hefing ze chance to exterminate von man vizout fear of recrimination. But for me, zis dream is a reality. I vill take steps to exterminate ze peice of insignificant filz zat is ze Splaya, und believe me ven I say, no-von escapes ze Gas Chamber.
*HHH pauses for a moment*
HHH: Und let us nicht forget, your secret shame. You are a Jew, zis I proved vis video evidence. You deny it, as anyvon vould..... Afterall, a Jew is ze lowest form of life ever to step onto zis earz. Despite your denial, I sense Jewish taint in you, und I vill stamp it out vonce und for all, at Short Changed.....
*HHH moves closer and stares aggressively into the camera*
HHH: Vot Jews going to do, ven Hitlermania runs vild on you?!
*HHHitler throws down the mic, and walks away*
*The arena darkens*
Third Reich, zis ist racist thuganomics,
Zis ist ra-racist thuganomics,
I am ze fuhrer und I’m forcing you to heil me.
*HHHitler appears on the ramp, dressed in strange new attire*
*The crowd give a slightly mixed reaction, as HHH makes his way down to the ring*
*He throws up a double Nazi salute, before taking a mic*
HHH: Yo-yo-yo-yo. Vot is zis? You don’t recognise me?
Vell ze name’s Hip-Hop Hitler. Jew can’t see me.
HHH: But chill, chill. I ain’t here to make a scene,
Check out ze big screen, you’ll see vot I mean.
*Footage of the Axis’ defeat at ForumMania plays*
*The crowd cheer slightly when Hitler is shown turning on his team-mates*
HHH: Ze Axis of Evil, vot a joke,
My ex comrades vould job to ze finger poke.
Zey sink zey can hang viz ze ze Nazi franchise?
Yo Laden, Joe, and Saddam, look viz your eyes.
You ain’t got nozing on me, I’m ze big time player,
You guys couldn’t even handle that Jew-chump Splaya.
I’m ze von, who carried ze team,
Making us run like a vell-oiled machine.
You sink I needed you guys to achieve my final goals?
I’m ze fuhrer, you just a bunch of hoes.
*The crowd begin to enjoy HHHitler, and start to give positive reactions to his comments*
HHH: Hip-Hop-Hitler, gonna take TNA up a gear,
Got a problem viz zat, come kiss my rear.
Ze Nazi Iron Cross, gonna take you down, clown,
Ven you face me, yo pants headin’ to brown-town.
Zo let zis be a varning, Hitler’s comin for you,
I am ze fuhrer, you just a big dumb…
*Suddenly, OBL, Stalin, and Saddam storm the ring, and attack HHHitler*
*HHH nails OBL with the Iron cross, before tossing Stalin over the top rope*
*Saddam charges at Hitler, but is caught with devastating move*
HHH: You guys von’t know vot hit you,
You von’t know vot to do,
You got your wussy finishers,
I got ze F-Jew.
*HHH throws down the mic and makes his way to the back, with the crowd cheering*
*Just Joe Stalin, Stone Cold Saddam Hussein, and Osama Binshaw Layfield are seen backstage*
OBL: This is no good! We need our leader back!
Saddam: You are correct….. But his ways have changed.
Stalin: Perhaps we should change our ways too.
OBL: You mean….. Be cool?
Stalin: Exactly. Let’s do it.
*The camera leaves them as they begin to get changed*
*The Arena Darkens*
Third Reich, zis ist racist thuganomics,
Zis ist ra-racist thuganomics,
I am ze fuhrer und I’m forcing you to heil me.
*Hip-Hop Hitler appears on the stage, to a very positive reaction from the crowd*
*He makes his way down to the ring, making various hip-hop gestures at the fans*
*A ‘Hitler Rules’ chant breaks out, as HHH takes a mic*
HHH: Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo. Ze Fuhrer ist here!
*Hitler double Nazi-salutes the crowd*
HHH: Evil Rick….. You sink you can mess viz ze Nazi franchise?
You say you are evil und scary, I say all lies!
Zere is only von true evil, und you ist nicht it, suckers,
You und your buddy are just a couple of…..
*Suddenly HHHitler is interrupted*
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*The former Axis members appear on the stage*
*The crowd can’t decide whether to boo or laugh, as the men make their way down to the ring*
*HHHitler looks at them strangely as OBL takes a mic*
OBL: Look! We are cool now!
*Stalin and Saddam nod wildly in agreement*
*HHH can barely contain his laughter*
HHH: If you guys zo cool….. Dance!
*The 3 men look at each other, before launching themselves into a dancing frenzy*
*All 3 men are clapped along by the crowd and HHH as they dance*
*Suddenly HHH stops smiling and clapping, while staring at the men*
*They slowly begin to stop dancing, much to the crowd’s disappointment*
*Suddenly, HHHitler nails OBL and Saddam with the Iron Cross*
*The crowd give a huge pop as HHH delivers the F-Jew to Stalin*
*HHH kicks Stalin’s carcass out of the ring, and picks up his mic again*
HHH: Now, back to business, cos zat ist vot I ist all about,
Got no time for shout-outs und drop-outs.
*The beaten Axis are shown retreating to the back*
HHH: Rick, you vont evil? Try killing 6 millions Jews und get back to me,
Cos at ze moment you ist just a disgrace, too lame to hang viz me.
You sink Scary Scott can sving ze tide in your favour?
He sucks so hard I can smell Theodore’s flavour.
*The crowd laugh*
HHH: Now I hear I hef a big-time match, I.C title number one contender,
Place your bets on ze Fuhrer, not ze bearded freak of kvestionable gender.
And LK, you sink you can muscle in on my spot-light?
Getting your midget-azz up for ze F-Jew vill be like flyin’ a kite.
You say you kill legends, but you can’t kill me,
You can’t kill something you can nicht see.
*HHH pauses and the crowd cheer*
HHH: Zo I vill roll in to Cock Bottom, und take a step tovards my prize,
I vill leave ze ring in glory, oblivious to your cries.
I ist going to lay a beating down, ze likes of vich you hef never seen,
Just turn up Rick und LK, you vill see vot I mean.
I’m going to vup your azzes, you vill be down for 3, nicht 2’s,
I ist ze Fuhrer who can get it done, you just a bunch of…..
*HHH throws down the mic and leaves the ring, to a thunderous ovation*
03-08-2005, 06:34 PM
JEW CANT SEE ME
03-08-2005, 06:37 PM
Im touched that one of the promo's that you and I were in is one of your favorites
03-08-2005, 06:56 PM
These 2. The 2nd promo especially
After his match Zack is walking in the locker room area when Slim's brother meets him for an interview.
Slim's brother: Zack what do you have to say about your loss to Splaya.
Zack: I'm glad I ran into you it's time for your brothers surprise.
Slim's brother: Zack but what about your lose
Zack: Relax there will be enough time to talk about that later. Come on lets go out to the ring.
*Zack and Slim are now in the ring
Slim's brother: Alright Zack now what's the surprise.
*Zack is talking to Slim's brother
Zack: Your gonna love it. All right Come on out.
*and familar music hits and out walks
the crowd :wtf:
*Slim's brother is shocked
Slim's brother: How could you. Slim's been looking all over for you.
Zack: Go tell your brother in case he doesn't know.
*Slim's brother walks back stage. Before he gets to the curtain Slim walks out
Zack: I'm glad you could join us
Slim: How could you does this Ilt.
*Ilt looks on enjoyment.
Slim: You were with him. When did it start.
Ilt: Remember when you sent me to NCW to tell all the NCW roster to become better. Well thats when I met Zack. Thats where it all started.
Zack: Slim I have to say thank you because if it weren't for you we wouldn't be together. We also wouldn't be doing this.
*Slim looks on and the crowd is going crazy.
Ilt: Thank you Slim.
Ilt is in the back stretching for some reason and she is thinking to herself
Ilt: Should I tell Zack even though I'm not sure yet. You can never trust those test. Zack is a great guy he would be a great Dad, but what if its not his. It could be Slim's. Why was I ever with him? Zack would want me to tell him. I'm gonna tell him.
*Ilt takes her highspots.com belt and walks to Zack's locker room.
Ilt: If it's Zack's kid it will be an amainzing looking when he or she grows up, but if it's slim's kid I'm not to sure. It would probably be deformed, but I would still love it, but would Zack.
*Ilt stands outside Zack's locker room and starts to go over in her head what shes gonna tell Zack.
Ilt: Zack how do you feel about possibly being a Dad. No not that one .
Zack, guess what I'm a big slut and I may be pregant. No that's not it.
Zack I may be pregant with slim's child. No he defenitly won't like that.
Ok I got it Zack i'm late and I might be pregant and it's possible your not the dad. alright that sounds good.
*Ilt reaches for the doorknob
Ilt: No, he'll hate me. What am I going to do.
03-08-2005, 06:57 PM
Zack, any promo where you showed a pic if Superslim crying is just hilarious :lol:
03-08-2005, 06:57 PM
03-08-2005, 07:00 PM
Yeah I love that pic
I loved having ILT. That whole thing was great
03-08-2005, 07:09 PM
I dont know where it is, but my favs are
-When The Cock got screwed by LC and Invisible, LC put a restraining order on The Cock, so instead, Cock got Dark_Kane to chokeslam Invisible and electicute LC's nuts
-During The Cock/NM feud, everytime Cock mentioned McDonalds and Ronald McDonald showing up on the screen after the lights went out :lol:
03-08-2005, 07:11 PM
*Naitch is Backstage*
Voice:Yeah,you come over here for a minute.
Naitch:I can't see you,the room is too dark.
Voice:You like Drugs,don't ya?
Voice:Will,it just so happenes that I have some Drugs.
Naitch:Wait a minute,I still can't see,wait until I find the light switch.
Voice:NO DON'T TURN ON THE LIGHT*Light goes on*Switch.
Naitch:Cool King! :eek:
Cool King:Yeah its me. :(
Naitch:What are you doing,selling drugs?
Cool King:I don't sell drugs,I was doing it as a favor for a friend because he knows that i know you and that you like drugs.
Naitch:Well can I have my drugs?
Cool King:No,You can't have this.
Cool King:Because you exposed me.
Naitch:What!....GIVE ME THE DRUGS!!!!
Cool King: :eek: HOLY CRAP,I'M OUTTA HERE!
*Cool King runs at the speed of light out of the room*
Naitch: Damn! :mad:
*Naitch goes back to find the rest of the NWA Horsemen and the camera fades to black*
03-08-2005, 07:15 PM
I loved Splaya's promo about Naitch taking too much Viagra then suddenly unzipping his pants to show his penis :rofl:
POST IT SPLAYA!!!!!
03-08-2005, 07:19 PM
The one where I took a trip to NCW and started playing Yatzee with Radd, Shaggy and Splaya :lol:
03-08-2005, 07:22 PM
Also KPW promo at Here to stay.
That was great :drool:
03-08-2005, 07:29 PM
**Limo pulls up in the NCW arena and out comes TNA Superstar Loose Cannon
HHHitler: LC come on, you know this is NCW. What are you doing here?
LC Hey man, just here to see the show. I got a ticket. Front row seats too. I thought I come and say high to the boys as well.
HHHitler: What do you mean, say high to the boys?
LC: You know, catch up on current events, talk about old times, shoot the shit. Stuff like that. Don't worry you crazy Nazi, I'm not going to steal away your talent.
**LC SEES Slim
Slim: LC man, what's up bro? I heard you were coming down so I got you this. It's DVD Box Set of Slim's Hottest Matches.
LC: Wow, Thanks Slim. Come here Dude
LC: I'm still not coming to the wedding though.
**LC talking with Eric Shinn
Yeah, I'm in a group with your buddy Zack Morris called the Smark Foundation. I understand you're teaming with Splaya now
Eric: Yeah, Revolution is the name. It's pretty cool. Splaya is an alright leader.
LC: Yeah, Splaya was actually a member of my Church of Orton when he first came up as a young gun. You can say I taught Splaya the ropes. I guess that little shit learned something.
**LC meets one of his heroes
LC: You're kidding me, Holy Shit, Pat Patterson, first ever IC Champ, what are you doing here man?
Pat: I work here as a Janitor
LC: Man, that sucks. Well, good luck with that.
**LC sees Ilt
ILT: LC, you okay...it's just me ILT.
LC: Woah, looks like King Kong just woke up here. Yea, so I understand you're marrying Slim?
Hey, is that a box of condoms down there?
ILT: Yea....UM...You wanna...
**10 minutes later
X-FACTOR: Hey you, give me my wallet
LC: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**LC gets up and sees his pal LPD
LPD: haha, LC, you still running wallets? Just like old times man
You know me man. So what's up..how's a fellow Bayside High Grad doing? Zack misses you man.
LPD: Shhhhh, nobody knows I graduated from Bayside High. Yeah, I miss Zack around here. I talked to him the other day though. I like the Smark Foundation idea. Pretty cool.
Oh yeah, cool man. So what happened to the Belt?
LPD: Cock man, the dude's pulling politics around here. Took the Belt right off of me.
LPD: BUT GET THIS...I took his bet and switched it with a belt from highspots.com. hahaha, I still have the real NCW Title.
LPD: Here's the best part...Cock's new Belt....It's a Women's Title Belt
LC: Funny shit LPD, but I got to run man. Catch you later. Give me a call this week.
LPD Alright dude, take it easy. Say what's up to Zack for me.
Adrian: Hi LC, I'm Adrian More. Nice to Meet You
You disgust me. Nice to know Hitler lets his guys take showers around here for christ's sake.
**LC runs into Pat Again
Pat: Hey, you got a quarter I can borrow?
Get the Fuck away from me
*LC interupts the live NCW show out of Nowhere
LC: If You're Down with TNA...GIVE ME A DENIIIIIIED
**LC catches up with Remy and his Cuz
LC: Yeah Yeah, we just reached a deal with Sky UK to air TNA over there.
Remy: Are you kidding me. Hitler has us on Nick At Night for some reason. I think it's because the station is run by Germans or something.
LC: Well, good luck guys, catch you later.
Cool King: Hey..you're LC?
LC: I know.
Cool King: Wow, it's an honor to meet you. I watch TNA every week. Great program you guys got over there.
LC: Thanks dude. Nice to meet you.
**LC sees The Dude, Radd and Shaggy playing Yahtzee in the corner
Shaggy: Look Look Look...OOOOOO Almost Yahtzee baby. Almost
Radd: Man, I'll never be beaten
Dude: You just were...I beat you three seconds ago.
RADD: OH, COME ON. He Cheated
The Dude: That's it, Game Over
LC: What the fuck?
Radd: Come on
Shaggy: Son a a Bitch.
NCW Jobbers Gather round LC
LC: You see, the key to success is just being yourself. Don't let anybody try to tell you differently. In this business, you got to be who you are and when you have mastered that, you've made it. Alright boys, gotta go. Give me a call in TNA if you're looking for a tryout.
LC:Hey, Look Who It Is
Cock: Wait, just a minute LC. Don't even think about switching my Title with your highspots Title. You're not going to get me this time.
LC :lol: OK Cock, you got me. Hey, I got to run, my cell is beeping. Still up for the Beach this weekend man?[/b]
Cock: You know it.
*LC checks the ext Message
Message reads: Hey LC, Naitch got arrested for streaking through the airport again. [/Marcus]
**LC says good bye to NCW.
**Two hours later after getting Naitch out of jail, LC sees Outsider in the TNA gym.
Jesus Outsider, you're going to kill yourself. You've got 450 pounds on there. Let me lighten the load
**Outsider mocks Gertner
03-08-2005, 07:40 PM
LOL LC, that was great
03-08-2005, 07:43 PM
LOL, someone needs to play as Mideon. Look at him sitting on the floor :lol:
03-08-2005, 07:58 PM
LOL, someone needs to play as Mideon. Look at him sitting on the floor :lol:
Mideon = Ferocious :rofl:
Now that we have this forum I can do what I've been wanting to do for a long time.
BEST OF THE HI_LITE REEL
Here is #1 on my list, and it's my all time fav RP.
HI-LITE REEL w/ Outsider and Marcus
Quiet, it's on....
Brought to you by Victoria Inc's Hair Spray. Perfect for when you can't get it up.
JR: "What a great addition to RAW ladies and gentlemen. It's the return of MVP's Hi-Lite Reel."
King: "But most importantly tonight's guests are Money Inc's own Outsider and Mr. Marcus, and I hope they give MVP what he deserves for his disrespectful actions as of late."
JR: "What you call disrespectful, I call righteous. Now folks last week MVP said that someone was coming to RAW tonight that will put an end to Monoey Inc's reign of terror. And we're only hours away from finding out who that person is."
King: "Well we know it's not Steph. MVP is just using her for sex, what an inconsiderate jackass."
JR: "Don't act like you wouldn't do it yourself. Now shut up and listen."
Yo It's Me, It's Me, It's
JR: "What an ovation! I think I'm going deaf King."
MVP comes out to a huge ovation.
MVP: "WELCOME TO RAW IS M V P"
MVP: "And welcome to the return of the greatest segment in the world...THE HI-LITE REEL! All the MVPeons HOLLER IF YOU THINK THE HI-LITE REEL IS THE BEST DAMN SHOW EVER!"
The fans respond with a bigger pop than before. Takes a few seconds for them to calm down.
MVP: "That's what I like to hear. So let's get right to it. Tonight my guests..."
$$Here Comes the Money$$ interrupts MVP's dialogue. Outsider, Mr. Marcus, and Big CosaNostra head to the ring. Fans respond with HUGE HEAT.
King: "This ought to shut that jackass up."
JR: "Oh please."
MVP: "As I was saying here comes Mr. Midget, Big "Donut-Fiend" CosaNostra, and my future Father-in-Law...:D"
Outsider takes the mic from MVP's hand.
Outsider: "Let's get one thing straight MVP. There's no way in hell I'm allowing my daughter to go out with you. She's perfectly happy with who I set her up with."
Eminem shows up on the Hi-Lite Tron.
Outsider: "That issue isn't at hand right now. We're talking business now. It's apparent to me that we have a score to settle, and it just so happens that Raining Blood is approaching."
Marcus: "That's right Outsider so since we are the governing body of TNA WE decided that you, MVP will go one on one with Big CosaNostra here in a New York City Street Fight, and when you lose YOU'RE OUT OF TNA FOREVER."
Big Cosa cracks his knuckles.
MVP: "Sorry assclowns, but you're wrong. I am not facing Big CosaNostra at Raining Blood. As a matter fact it's not your authority to decide my match because you're not the governing authority of TNA."
Everyone except MVP: :wtf:
MVP: "See you guys just saved me the trouble of introducing my SURPRISE GUEST who I said would be here this week. I hope you guys wore extra padded adult diapers tonight, especially you big guy (points at Cosa) cause you're gonna shit yourselves when you see this; so without further adeau it is my pleasure to introduce THE FOUNDER AND OWNER OF TNA...THE NAITCH"
The Naitch makes his way to the ring to a HUGE STANDING OVATION. Some fans are seen bowing down.
JR: "BAHGAWD KING I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES. THE NAITCH IS HERE!!"
King: "THE NAITCH?! MVP GOT THE NAITCH OUT OF RETIREMENT?!!"
JR: "So The Naitch is here to put a stop to Money Inc. Way to go MVP."
King: "I don't like the looks of this at all JR."
Outsider and Mr. Marcus are shocked beyond belief.
The Naitch enters the ring and takes a second to listen to the fans before he takes the mic.
Naitch (yelling): "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO The Naitch IS BACK IN CHARGE AGAIN JACK! Outsider! Marcus! You best be ready for a huge bombshell cause you're gonna get one! For the past year I've watched the
company I created from scratch crumble at your hands (points at Outsider). When you beat me I retired and stepped down like a man, but I NEVER thought you would have turned my promotion into a FLYING CIRCUS!! All you two wanted to do from the beginning is revive the dead TPWWE! You don't care about TNA and neither does Loose Cannon or my FORMER ASSOCIATE THE COCK. Everyone here in this arena, everyone watching at home, Money Inc. is sabotaging TNA and turning it back into TPWWE. And I've sat back long enough to let it happen.
Fans pop HUGE
Money Inc. was supposed to make the official transition from TNA to TPWWE a long time ago, but one man delayed it, and that was this man here, MVP. And I'd like to personally thank him. Last week I walked into the TNA office and spoke with the Board of Directors, and they happily gave me my power
back. SO NOW WHO'S THE BOSS?! I'M THE BOSS BITCH!"
Outsider and Marcus are furious
Outsider: "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THAT MAN IS A LYING SON OF A BITCH! MVP YOU'RE FIRED!!"
MVP: "Fraid not jackass. I made contract negotations with this great man here (points at Naitch), and added a clause."
Naitch: "That's right, and it takes affect at Raining Blood."
MVP: "It's gonna be OUTSIDER AND MR. MARCUS VERSUS MYSELF AND THE NAITCH HIMSELF IN A TAG TEAM MATCH!! So tell that Fat Fuck Cop to go back to his day job at the zoo."
Cosa lunges at MVP but misses, and MVP strikes back.
Outsider: "ABSOLUTELY NOT I REFUSE TO COMPETE!!"
Naitch: "Either you compete or clean out your desks, and if we win MVP will challenge the winner of the HIAC Match for the TNA World Title at the next PPV...Clash of the Captions!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
JR: "BAHGAWD MVP WILL GET THE TITLE SHOT HE EARNED AT FORUM MANIA IF HE BEATS OUTSIDER AND MARCUS AT RAINING BLOOD!!"
King: "I can't believe Money Inc. tried to end TNA. We could have been out of a job JR."
Outsider and Marcus leave the ring extremely pissed.
MVP and Naitch shake hands. A new alliance is born.
59% of the fans sitting in the front row threw garbage at Money Inc
03-08-2005, 08:11 PM
nice MVP, I was about to make a post about The Naitch returning to TNA. That was good :y:
Soon, Naitch will return again to take back TNA from KPW. Something similar to that. Not now though.
03-08-2005, 08:11 PM
03-08-2005, 08:44 PM
^^^ :y: :y:
lol @ Outsider
03-08-2005, 09:35 PM
Some may point that I've done only two promos. Well, they're right :lol:. This one is my favorite right now:
*Marcyo Guerrero is shown backstage*
Marcyo: Orale, NCW fans.
*Small crowd reaction*
Marcyo: After what happened tonight, essevato... You know, the wallets and everything... many people backstage were wondering what I was worth in the ring, esse!
Marcyo: All right, so you've never heard about me. I prepared this small footage to show you who I am and what I'm worth, orale!! This was in LCW, or Lego Championship wrestling...
Announcer #1: Bagawd! Frog Splash! Slobberknocker!!
Announcer #2: 1... 2... 3! Marcyo Guerrero wins!
Marcyo: Not bad, eh? But that's not all. I also have a footage of...
*Shaggy enters the room*
Shaggy: Yo Marcyo, I lost my wallet and I heard that you... wait a minuuuute... *looks at something on Marcyo's desk*
Shaggy: HEY! THAT'S MY WALLET!
Marcyo: What, this wallet, esse?
Shaggy: Oh my dear wallet, I finally found you! Finally! Where've you been? I was so worried!
Marcyo: Um, well, yeah, I was just about to leave, Shaggy, esse. I have, uh, an important meeting and stuff... um... goodbye! *snatches wallet*
*Leaves the arena*
03-08-2005, 09:49 PM
03-08-2005, 09:49 PM
my favourite would be the one that changed my NCW career one would say.
This was the one which I got the most positive reps for too, and where my character went from a blue chipper to a putz! :D
(sorry, don't have the pics tho)
*Adrian Moore is walking backstage when he recognises a good friend of his. The crowd has a luke warm reaction to him, a few small face pops and some boos mixed in.*
Adrian: "Hey man, hows it going?"
Paul: "Adrian Moore, good to see you dude."
Adrian: "Ditto Paul. Hey, so hows it feel to be in the big league, NCW! *crowd pops*. And even the bigger league, with The Revolution! *crowd jeers*
Paul: "Yeah, it feels good and, huh, Revolution?"
Adrian: "Yeah, your with us now!"
Paul: "But, didnt you see what happened at Panzer Shock?"
Adrian: "Oh yeah, that was totally unexpected! That blew even me away!"
Paul: "Yeah I know, I couldnt believe it either."
Adrian: "Yeah, who would have thought that Slim would turn on the NWA, and that LPD would go on to retain the world title!"
*Paul has a confussed look on his face* Paul: "No, I dont mean that! I mean, something ELSE, that happened at Panzer Shock."
Adrian: "Oh right! Now I know what your saying, yeah, that was crazy. It was unbelievable. I can't believe that Redeemer came back for one more show in NCW."
Paul: "NO!!! I'm talking about something that had to do with you and Revolution!"
Adrian: "Oh yeah, congrats to splaya and Eric Shin, retaining the tag team titles, that was awesome...and with the help of Corkscrewed, the newest member of Revolution."
Paul: "Listen, I'm talking about after the hardcore title match, the...incident that occurred."
Adrian: "Oh, between me and splaya?"
Adrian: "Yeah, well, I reckon that will just make Revolution stronger! I mean, they used to have 3 members, then four with corkscrewed, and now 5, with you Paul. We got a strong stable here in NCW and we're gonna go all the way to the top of this fed."
Paul: "Adrian, you, were kicked out of Revolution."
Adrian: "What...no, no I wasn't. What happened was Splaya came out and attacked me. That hardly construes me being kicked out of Revolution. I mean, one guy out of 4 attacked me! If anything, Splaya has left Revolution. Look, I'm a founding member of Revolution, I own that name, at least in part, and all members of it! As far as I can tell, Paul Carrington, welcome to Revolution."
* Paul, still confussed, shakes Adrian Moore's hand nervously.*
Adrian: "It's great to have you part of the team! Oh, and I almost forgot, your complimentary t-shirt!
*Adrian looks at the camera in front of him*
Adrian: "Remember people, sign up now for the Revolution."
03-08-2005, 10:02 PM
yeah Aussie, that was brilliant
03-08-2005, 10:26 PM
Azriel turns on Shaggy
Night after Heat Stroke. Metallica's "Sad But True" comes on the PA and Azrael comes out with his VBulletin title round his shoulder. Crowd boos heavily nd chants of "YOU SUCK" can be heard from the crowd
Azrael: Well, would you take a look at me, huh? The new VBulletin champion. I beat HHH for you people, and you stand there and boo at me? Oh, was it because I betrayed my supposed friend Shaggy? Oh, why don't you people grow up for a change? I did what was best for me. Shaggy was dead weight and I had to get him off my back. I'm just glad all of this business of pretending to be you friend is over and I can drop this stupid charade. So, I know you are all asking, what happened? What made me turn on him? Wel, for the answer we have to go back a couple of months. Remember that six man tag match we had Shaggy and you were bitching because you didn't get the victory? Remember when it looked like the Churh was going to split up? Who was the one who brought it bak together and saved your ass from making the worst decision of your life because you hadto be all selfish? That's right. It was your good buddy Azrael, the peacemaker, the third wheel as you used to put it. Yeah, that's right. LC told me everything, how you thought I was worthless to the Church and contributed nothing.
Then we move to the takeover by Mr. Marcus. I decided to be all covert and ptend to be alligned with TPWWE, but you had to speak against them, didn't you? Once again, I probably ended up saving you from multiple ass-kickings. Then, we have LC taking over, bringng back TNA to the promised land. I was so happy. Finally me and you would get the titles we deserved, and when LC helped eliminate you Shaggy, I was actually genuinely shocked. Now, instead of rushing up to LC and kicking the shit out of him, I instead had a nice long talk with him and he told me everything. He told me that you hated me from day one, that you thought I was a nobody. That I was dragging the Church down. LC congratulted me for always being a team player, while you were always selfish and accusing LC of never carign about the Church and only caring about his title. So, we decided to come up with a plan. He knew that you would want to fight him, so he said that he would give me the opportunity to win the VBulletin title if I woud help him in his match, so there you have it. I saw opportunity knocking, ad I answered the door. Now, if you we truly my friend Shaggy, things might have been different, but you were never my friend, LC has always been my friend. He h had my back since day one. Now, does this mean I'm a new member of Kingdom Raddical? No. I guess you could call me an outside ally. I've got LC's back, he's got mine.
Now, with that all taken cared of let's talk about the future. I imagine Shaggy that now you want to fight me. Well, my dance card is pretty filled up. You see, I have my first title defense against Mr. Carrington on RAW, and if I win, that means I have to face Dub once again the following week, so let's do this. At the next PPV, I challenge you Shaggy to an I Quit match. You see Shaggy, I want to humiliate you in front of your fans and your family, and I can't think of a better way than making you say those two magc words. Non-title or title, it makes no difference. I'm going to destroy you Shaggy, and if you have a problem with that, frankly I don't give a shit. Just deal with it.
Azriel goes back to face practically one month later
"Sad but True" by Metallica hits and Azriel makes his way to the ring to thunderous applause
Azriel: Well, it looks like the Azrielites are in full force tonight, which is always a good thing, especially when I have something important that needs to be said. First off, let me ask you all a question. Did everybody see that awesome promio Orton made tonight? Now that is why the Church worshipped him. And actually, what Orton said to Flair could be somewhat applied to one of the opponents in my match at the PPV and that is the former World Champion, Joey Radd. I mean, is it just me or has Joey started kissing Cock's ass lately? This man, who has held that title more than most of the wrestlers in this industry is kissing the ass of the current Champ, who by the way recently won it from said former champion. Can I ask you Joey what you get out of this? Oh, big whoop, you had a chance at the Tag Titles and we all know that the tag titles are much better than the World title You know Joey, I would have even a little shred of respect for you if you had acted as the main guy who led the assault on LC. And why am I going on about this anyway? It's not like you ever really earned that title Joey. At least the Cock won that title from you fair and square, so I will give The Cock his due there.
But that's as far as I will praise The Cock. Cock, if you're listening to this from that oh so plush trailer of yours, I think you are one of the most vilest, no-talent persons I have ever met who has the ugliest B.O. in history and who needs Viagra everynight just to get it up everynight, and that's just for masturbating. Cock, you wanty to call me the janitor, well go right ahead, because at Short Changed I'm going to sweep the rug right under your feet and I'm going to pin your ass, if you can smell what the Crossface is cooking.
Then we have MVP, the Most Valuable Peon of TNA who with all due respect shouldn't even be in this match and I believe MVP feels the same way about that. He should be in that 4 way IC match, taking the place of that shithead Invisible. At least that way, MVP could restore some of whatever dignity he lost being Radd's little sidekick. The only worthwhile thing MVP has done as of late was this best of 7 series between himself and Splaya, and yeah, they were great matches, but what did they accomplish? Okay, MVP gets to have the only "show" on TNA. Big whoop. He could've been fighting TRO and DE right now, along with Slim, trying to regain his lost title. He should've left well enough alone and not join Joey Radd in the screwjob of the century. Instead, now he has to get his ass kicked by four guys and have his credibility go right down the shithole.
Finally, we have Innovator. A man, who probably when he was younger probably locked himself in his parent's basement and listened to Nine Inch Nails and Nirvana all day and basically did nothing with his life. You know Innovator, there is a word in the American lexicon for people like you, and that word is pathetic. You were so easy to be fooled into this plan to get rid of LC, and let me ask you, what have you gotten out of this? You say you did this for all the luxury and perks that go with being a Hollywood star? Well, let me tell you something kiddo, those things may be good for a while, but they ultimately go away. Did you do it for the bragging rights? Well, believe it or not that goes away too, because after a while, nobody will care anymore. I'll tell you what you ultimately do get out of this though, a bunch of ticked off fans and four, really mean wrestlers who are ready to beat the crap out of you and fling your lifeless carcass over and over again into that steel cage come the PPV.
So, let me pose this final thought to the four of you. Was it all worth it? Because remember the saying, you reap what you sow. At Short Changed, me, Nowhere Man, Paul Carrington, and Shaggy will repay you in full, in blood and humiliation.
Azriel is TNA 4 Life
Azriel and Laurie are seen sitting in their locker room after just watching Nitro
Laurie: Well, that was suprising
Azriel: Looks like Shaggy is trying to recapture the glory of the old Church days by reuniting with Splaya. Revolution won't last much longer I'm afraid.
Laurie: Listen, Azriel, speaking about NCW have you ever thought about defecting and joining them?
Azriel: Are you crazy? I can't abandon TNA. Could you imagine the shockwave that would cause if I left? I can't do it Laurie. It's just not happening.
Laurie: I know you're loyal to the company and all, but loyalty doesn't pay the bills Azriel. It's been a while since you were a champion last. HHHitler wants you badly Azriel, and he is willing to give you whatever you want. You could be World champ Azriel, instead of being in the mid card abyss you are now. Just think about it. I'll be happy if you want to stay here, but I think it would be more beneficial to you if you went elsewhere.
Azriel: You may be right, but I can't imagine working for that guy. Remember how much we hated each other in TNA?
Laurie: But that's in the past now. The other day he was practically kissing your ass. Hell, I think he would have stripped Loopy of that title and gave it to you if you agreed to work there.
Azriel: Enough already. Look, I'll be back in a little while. I'm just going to walk around the arena for a bit.
Azriel walks outside and comes across Madman and Rob E. Dangerous
Rob: Well, hello there Mr. TNA's Rabid Wolverine
Madman: Yo man, what's up?
Azriel: Oh nothing much, just taking a walk is all.
Rob: You don't look so hot, is something troubling you?
Madman: You're worried about your match against Paul at Here to Stay, aren't you?
Madman: Sure, he's tough, but you're much tougher than he is.
Azriel: I must admit, I am a bit worried. You know, we've never fought before, at least not that I can remember.
Madman: Well, don't let that bug you. Even though you've never faced him, you've probably studied him long enough to know what he's about. You got two weeks anyway, so you've got time to relax. No sweat. Show Paul what happens to traitors like him.
Azriel: Oh, don't worry, I will. I'll catch you guys later.
Azriel walks away from Madman and Rob
Azriel(muttering softly to himself): What am I, crazy? I can't leave here. This is like my home.
Azriel next sees Zach Morris
Azriel: What's going on Zach?
Zach: Oh, nothing much. Just thinking about my match with Legend Killer on RAW.
Azriel: You'll do fine Zach.
Zach: Hey Azrie, while you're here, can I ask you something?
Zach: Well, you've been here in TNA far longer than I have. Do you think I can trust the Dude?
Azriel: He's an eccentric one, that's for sure. Hell, there are times when I almost prefer his counterpart Nowhere Man, but yeah, you can trust him. He's certainly less intense than Nowhere Man, but he can get just as barbaric when he's in that ring. He loathes LC with an intense passion, even more than I hate him. Don't worry, he's got your back on RAW and he'll be a great partner at Here to Stay.
Zach: Thanks man.
Azriel: Hey Zach?
Azriel: What was it like working in NCW?
Zach: It was fun, but I decided there were much better opportunities here. Why?
Azriel: No reason.
Zach: Don't lie to me. HHHitler's been calling you a lot lately, huh? Giving yoiu offers up the whazoo I imagine. Don't trust him Azriel. He's just as bad as LC. He's a snake and he can't be trusted. You should know better than that. You are the backbone of this industry Azriel, one of them anyway. I don't think this place could recover with you gone. Seriously man, do not do it. You'll regret it for the rest of your life. Anyway, I've got to go train. I'll see you later, okay?
Azriel: Sure thing Zach.
Azriel starts to continue to walk, but is stopped by a familiar voice
Zach's right, you know.
The camera pans to where the voice came from and reveals LC
Azriel: Oh, hey LC. What are you talking about?
LC: Don't talk innocent with me you bastard. I know what's going on. You're actually thinking of leaving TNA for NCW? Paul, I expected it from. I was a tad shocked when Cock and Joey left, but ultimately I knew they would do it, but I would be shocked out of mind if you left this company for that second rate shithole NCW. Listen, I know me and you haven't seen eye to eye in a long while, but I'm telling you that if you leave here, it's going to break everyone's heart in TNA, including mine. You are one of the most respectable individuals in that lockerroom today. You are probably the number one "good guy" in this whole industry, and if you left, that would be the most unforgivable thing ever, and I'm sure every member in the TNA lockerroom would beat you within an inch of your life. I picked you for the Church because I saw potential. You get one of the biggest pops from the crowd everytime you step into that ring. Yeah sure, loyalty, respect, and admiration doesn't exactly pay the bills, but it makes you feel a whole lot better than being branded a sell out for the rest of your life. Now, I want you to look me straight in the eye and answer me honestly and don't say I'll think about it. I want an answer right now and I better like it. Now, are you going to leave TNA for NCW?
Azriel stares at LC for a good long while, then he finally shakes his head. He has made up his mind
Azriel: Not on your life pal.
LC: Now that's the Azriel I know. Kick Paul's ass and show him what a true TNA superstar is like.
LC leaves him and Azriel walks back to his lockerroom, ever more steadfast to the loyalty of his company
03-08-2005, 11:00 PM
One of My TNA 4 Life Promos that I did.....3 days after posting this I jumped to NCW
Notice how almost all the people in that TNA picture are NCW now.
***The End of Heartache hits and Shaggy makes his way to the ring***
***The Crowd Starts to Boo him like crazy***
Shaggy: "Yea Yea Yea, Shut the hell up!! You know for once I come out here not as a bad guy here in TNA but as a TNA wrestler trying to get to the bottom of something. The big question that has been on all of our minds in the back lately is who is defecting over to this new promotion called NCW. Well Ive been looking and I think as Naitch has been pointing out a clue was left behind. Put the picture up on the TNA tron.
Shaggy: As you can see he left us with a bunch of pictures here and im guessing that one of these guys is one of the people who are jumping ship. Now out of all the people here I noticed one individual.....Azriel. Are you planning on jumping ship just to get out of our hardcore match. As soon as it was mentioned that one of these guys might be the ones who jumped ship my first thought was you. I know that you are scared and all. I know that you are afraid of what might happen to you in the match but dont worry, I might not put you through as much punishment as you think. Perhaps I will make it quick for ya. But then again if you are planning on jumping ship and it doesnt happen before our match and I do find out its you. I will put you in a world of pain. How could you even think of betraying our beloved TNA. The company that most of us worked so hard to make it the way it is. Well right now im putting a notice to all the wrestlers in the back. All eyes will be on you. For the sake of your career you better hope that its not you."
***Shaggy drops the mic and walks off***
03-09-2005, 11:36 AM
Here's one of my favorites:
<i>[A phone is heard ringing off-camera.]</i>
<b>WOMAN'S VOICE:</b> Hello? <i>[Pause]</i> Oh, reeeeeeally? <i>[Pause]</i> That's wonderful.
<i>[Footsteps approach, until we finally see who is speaking.]</i>
<b>WB:</b> So, he honestly thought I was Lou's <i>girlfriend</i>? And then he got a Lou lookalike to do a run-in to <i>save</i> me? <i>[Pause]</i> Oh, my God. I have <i>got</i> to talk to this guy. Do you know if he's still at the arena? <i>[Pause]</i> Okay. I'll go look for him. <i>[Pause]</i> Thanks.
<i>[She hangs up and walks on for a bit. She finally arrives at a locker room door. She knocks.]</i>
<b>COCK:</b> <i>[From inside]</i> What?
<b>WB:</b> Um... It's Wri--
<b>COCK:</b> <i>[From inside]</i> IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YO--
<b>WB:</b> Never mind...
<b>COCK:</b> <i>[Sniff sniff]</i> Did I leave the oven on?
<b>WB:</b> Oh, hey!
<b>GIRL:</b> Um... Hi. Do I know you?
<b>WB:</b> No, but you're just ugly enough to know Lou P. Daight.
<b>GIRL:</b> <img src="http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/smilies/mad.gif">
<b>WB:</b> Is he around anywhere?
<b>GIRL:</b> Find him yourself, bitch.
<b>WB:</b> Who the hell <i>are</i> you?
<b>GIRL:</b> I'm a mad scientist.
<b>WB:</b> A <i>what</i>?
<b>GIRL:</b> I specialize in genetic engineering. Here's my latest creation.
<b>GIRL:</b> Spooky, huh?
<i>[She walks on a bit more. BOOM!]</i>
<b>GIRL:</b> Oh, no! He spontaneously combusted! God, that's the thirteenth one of those this month. A merry Christmas, indeed...
<b>WB:</b> Jesus. This place is just getting weirder and weirder every time I...
<b>WB:</b> ...moving on...
<i>[She walks a bit more.]</i>
<b>WB:</b> I really could teach The Cock a thing or two. I mean, if he wants to get under Lou's skin, he's going about it all wrong. I mean, he thought kidnapping <i>me</i> was going to do it? God, the futility of it all makes me want to cry.
<b>WB:</b> But I'll be strong. There has to be some way to...
<i>[In the distance, she spots...]</i>
<b>WB:</b> Oh, Looooou...
<b>LPD:</b> No. Go away.
<b>WB:</b> That was <i>so</i> sweet of you to come to my rescue earlier.
<b>LPD:</b> Bite me, Wri.
<b>LPD:</b> Ow! My lip! What the fuck is the matter with you?
<b>WB:</b> I'm just on my way out of the arena. Thought I'd drop in and see that new friend of yours, the TNA Champion. ...he's kind of a dick. Reminds me of somebody I know.
<b>LPD:</b> Well, if anybody knows dicks, it's you.
<b>WB:</b> Yay! A slut joke! Haven't done one of <i>those</i> in a while, have we, Lou?
<b>LPD:</b> Go to Hell.
<b>WB:</b> I would, but why the hell would I want to be in Michigan's upper peninsula?
<b>LPD:</b> Hey! Knock off the Michigan jokes.
<b>WB:</b> Owowowowow... Okay. Okay.
<b>LPD:</b> You know I'm protective of my home state.
<b>WB:</b> I thought you were from the Island of Misfit Captioners.
<i>[Long, awkward beat.]</i>
<b>LPD:</b> Right. I am.
<b>WB:</b> Anyway, Lou, my attempt to get in to Holiday Holocaust may have been thwarted by my overestimation of Germany's love for David Hasselhoff, but rest assured that I'll be watching you on Nitro. And I'll be pulling for the Cock.
<b>LPD:</b> Wouldn't be the first time.
<i>[Fade to black]</i>
04-27-2005, 12:02 PM
*Azriel is seen backstage looking angry*
Azriel: Damn those defectors! I've had enough, it's time to find out who they are!
*Azriel storms out of the arena, and into his new car*
Azriel: There's only one way to solve this, I must go to each superstar's home one by one and interrogate them!
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Car: Hello Azriel, where are we going today?
Azriel: Superslim’s shack.
*The car immediately pulls away*
*The car pulls up outside Slim’s shack*
*Azriel jumps out of the car, and Slim dashes out to greet him*
Azriel: I was wondering… Are you defecting to NCW????
Slim: Wotchoo talkin bout Az?
*Azriel realises that Slim is not the defector, so he gets back into his car and pulls away*
Car: Where to next Azriel?
Azriel: Paul’s apartment!
Car: By the way Az, your last promo sucked.
Azriel: Quiet, or I’ll violate your crankshaft.
*The car speeds away*
*The car stops outside Paul’s apartment*
*Az gets out, and storms down the door*
Azriel: Are you defecting?????
Paul: Wotchoo talkin bout Az?
*Azriel decides that Paul is not defecting, and gets back to his car*
Car: Can we visit TRO next… I think he is hot.
Azriel: No! I think it’s time we paid a visit to Innovator!
*The car speeds off into the distance*
*The car stops down an alley*
*Az leaps out and confronts Innovator*
Azriel: Yo Innovator, are you defecting?
Innovator: Nah not me, alleys always smell this way……
Azriel: I mean, are you leaving for NCW?
Innovator: Will there be soup?
*Azriel thinks for a moment*
Azriel: No way. It’s German, they only eat sausage.
Innovator: But I heard you like eating sausage……..
*Azriel storms off and gets back into his car*
Azriel: I’ve had enough of this s##t, let’s go home.
Car: Azriel, this journey has taken its toll. When we return, you’ll need to properly grease my crevices.
*The car speeds away*
04-27-2005, 12:11 PM
I warned you
*The Horsemen's theme hits and Splaya makes his way to the ring.
*But he's not coming alone. He is chasing ILT to the ring*
JG: Damn him, she is pregnant. What the hell is he doing.
*ILT gets in the ring as Splaya gets in the ring. He goes to get a mic as the pain of the pregnancy is obvious on the face of ILT*
Splaya: I'm done waiting for your bitch to get out here. ILT tell him to get his ass out here or else you will regret it.
*He puts the mic down by her*
ILT: SLim will never give into yo...
Splaya: Ok that's enough from one half of the slut bitches. Slim, I'm done waiting.
*Splaya looks at ILT who is crying. Splaya suddenly stops.*
Splaya: My gosh, I'm sorry dear. *He gets down on one knee :naughty: * Let me help you up. *Splaya helps ILT up*
*CROWD GOES CRAZY AND BOOS LIKE MAD AS SPLAYA HITS ILT WITH THE PKO*
Splaya: You see Slim, I told you, if you did not do as I say I would take matters into my own hands. The end is near my friend. You might wanna bring your ass out here, to check on your poor little bitch.
*Splaya picks up ILT and....
HITS THE PKO AGAIN****
SPLAYA: SLIM, YOU BRING YOUR GHETTO ASS TO NITRO. AND TRY TO BEAT ME FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE. I KNOW ONE PERSON THAT WILL NOT BE JOINING US THOUGH.
*Splaya looks down at ILT and smiles.*
*Camera fades to black as crowd boos like mad*
This promo was very short, but so to the point.
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